THE HOT CHOCOLATE CHALLENGE! – IF YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT DISLIKE HOMOSEXUALS- POUR A REALLY HOT CUP OF CHOCOLATE OVER YOUR HEAD.
@janbarstad Fleksnes is king.
Well, goodnight God. We pray for all refugees in the world. Give them strength and hope. Open our hearts and eyes. We are all refugees. Amen
@janbarstad Thanks! I love Jan Teigen!
RT @standupmats: Saker jag inte trodde om min födelsedag: att bli grattad på finska, estniska, portugisiska, Hawaii(?), morse(!) etc. Tack …
And now I greet @standupmats in my very own language: hubbi gravas geddi geddi meba. Hulker jasda negirt!
Ok, here’s the deal. Today is @standupmats birthday. I want all of you to celebrate him on Twitter in your own language.
RT @TeddyEckerod: FACT Jämtar is the main tribe in The United Republics of Jamtland, Herjeådalen and Ravund.The President is neither jämte …
@elenctic No. I will baptise 5 children then. So we win how so ever.
The old grumpy hippie used to tell funny stories in a TV-show. Not that funny. Not at all. But every jämte was LOL:ing their jämt asses.
Jämtar got their own republic. And a grumpy old hippie for president.
Anyone who could translate @marcusibloms text into english? It’s not that long, but really really good.
It’s about ”jämtar”. Really proud people of Jämtland.
The best swedish story I’ve ever read is written by @marcusibloms . But it is in Swedish. To bad. You’d loved it.
@snabeljan What do you mean?
- there will be a lot of protest actions. I urge all the activists to use a non violent strategy. Let’s be careful out there.
have an open event. People are upset and there are a lot of antiracist activists that plan to block the square for the event. -
A few months ago left wing supporters and activists were badly beaten by nazis in Malmö. One of them nearly died. Tomorrow the nazis will-
Our secretary of state with the wasp. http://t.co/JORl28W8nA
Actually it’s the king of Sweden inside the wasp. Thats what he do when he has a day of.
Speaking of mascots- this is ”the wasp”, the mascot of one of our popular papers. http://t.co/EkDJUF0a1S
And this is our minister_for migration and asylum policy…….with the carrot. http://t.co/ZTlhq6W1U9
In Sweden we have an election coming up. This is how we campaign. (Old picture) http://t.co/UCN7q4uToU
@sf_journaliste No, I bought it in one of those bookdesks along Seine.
Well, goodnight God. We thank you for the gift of laughter. Give us humour to fight oppressors like lowe self-esteem and moralists. Amen
@dpinsen It’s more fun if they do it theirselves.
Let’s make a hashtag #jesusjoke
Ok, let’s hear your best jokes about Jesus. Bring it on!
@Nicconova Yes, all of us.
Every thursday we eat peesoup in Sweden.
Peasoup that would be.
@deeped Yep! You start!
But the same queen.
I think that we could learn something from this account in Sweden. We could have a new sweed for king each week.
@Evangeliumse Jag tror att det gick fel efter att vi mycket riktigt talat om gemensamma rötter. Därifrån tog vi fel håll. Håller med.
@Evangeliumse – tolkning av uppståndelsen typ Bultmann, Tillich av en liberal muslim än från vissa kristna fundamentalister.
@Evangeliumse Absolut. Samtidigt om jag hårddrar det tror jag att jag vinner mer respekt och förståelse för en liberalteologisk-
@Evangeliumse – ord i sammanhanget.
@Evangeliumse – ur min vinkel sin övertygelse till den uppsatta dogmatiken, vilken är ur människohand. Men du har rätt- faith är ett meckigt
@Evangeliumse – tillit. Jag har min övertygelse och tillit till Kristus vilket inte en muslim har. Den kristna fundamentalisten har-
@Evangeliumse Let’s do this in swedish. Jag klarar det inte på engelska. Ordet ”faith” innehåller ju både betydelsen av övertygelse och-
I have more in common with #FetMats than with a christian fundamentalist.
I have more in common in my faith with a liberal muslim than with a christian fundamentalist.
@annamiwendel Ja, precis.
@blondimedinan I think so. In every person. Thats how i use the word man here.
In every man there is a loneliness, an alienation where no other reaches. These three words- in every man- forms a temple and a belonging.
@standupmackan Great idea!
@standupmackan No, I stole it so there must be one more reader. Congrats!
So… YOU were the one who bought it?!
@resettodefault Thanks. It was one of the better thing I ever did as a minister.
Jesus was a great comedian. @standupmackan wrote a very good book about that.
If I ever want to be something else than a minister I want to be a teacher in english.
Actually- what we roasted in church that night wasn’t God. It was our vain images of God. We laughed at our fear for God. Like in a mirror.
@jaktlabbe007 Jag kan inte se vilken tweet du svarar på.
- defend and answer for God. It turned out really well.
In a tribute to him and as a statement in the theological discussion I arranged a roasting of God in a church in Malmö some years ago.-
- fire. When they had grilled him for 30 minuites he said; ”ok, you can flip me over. I am well done on this side” *drumroll*
- firefighters and comedians. He was quit a funny guy himself. He was killed in rome with the execution method that they grilled him over a-
- you a good story about the saint of the diocese of Lund. S:t Laurencius, or S:t Lars as we call him is the patron for chefs, bakers-
- them but now she is the archbishop of Sweden. Now on sunday @johantyrberg will be ordinated as bishop in the diocese of Lund. I’ll tell-
I was ordinated as a minister in the diocese of Lund and worked there for almost twelve years now. @BiskopAntje was the bishop for 7 of -
Who is in without sin tweets the first judging tweet.
Faith is not in first hand to take dogmas for truth. Faith is about hope and longing. To be a beliver is to be in motion.
@orangarnold Yes, please.
I had two funerals today. I really like service at funerals. Life comes very close near to death, and love comes close near to greef.
Hey France- I bought this pin in Paris this summer. I don’t dare to wear it before I know what logo/symbol it is. http://t.co/QziOnDhdW8
A tip for you that don’t like same sex marriges- don’t marry someone with the same sex as you. Piece of cake!
RT @TheTommyCooper: I went to the butchers. I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ”The steaks are t…
RT @jacobchr: .@sweden has madew me confused: Is it Easter, Midsomer, New Year’s Eve or what? Do we all have to eat surströming now?
That was great fun.
Once I broke Twitter totaly. I copyed and pasted tweets from well known twitters, copyed their avatars and changed constantly. Chaos.
Once I lost over 300 followers on my own account in 30 min.
@ATKaegler Mysticism without being pretentious. Intellectual without being stiff. Takes his start in ”what is it to be human”.
@jagToll Jag vet. Sorry. Dags att sova.
RT @YB_Sodermalm: Vi önskar er alla en glad midsommar! Själva går vi på till natten. Redo att rycka ut om någons firande inte blir lyckat. …
RT @liekvinnan: Glad midsommar! Lägg sju sorters blommor under kudden och dröm om MIG, din tillkommande.
@ATKaegler Absolutly KG Hammar! I love him.
You wanna see swedish celebrities midsummer greetings as well?
Oh, man…I lost followers on a borrowed account. Shame on me.
RT @SR_P1morgon: P1-morgon tar påskledigt: Vi återkommer tisdagen den 6 april.
Glad påsk! http://bit.ly/dd8UW7
RT @Malena_Ernman: Happy Easter and Glad Påsk everyone! And remember this – fruit is not candy! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
Ok, swedish celebrities tweets about…hm….Gotland…no….soccer….no…hm…easter? Yeah! Easter!
@ftat What does that mean?
Well, let’s see if I can give you som pics of Swedish celebrities christmas food.
Ah, what a #fail. Didn’t find that many celebrities. Just Kurdo Baksi, Özz and Malena Ernman.
RT @ozznujen: Hoppas alla haft en fin jul och får ett lika fint Gott Nytt År! Xwezî hemû Noelek xwesh derbas kiribe û Sersalek wek wê jî de…
RT @BadInfluenceSwe: GOTT NYTT ÅR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! GODT NYTÅR, ONNELLISTA UUTTA VUOTTA! Lets make 2010 the ”Baddest” year ever! http://fb.…
RT @Malena_Ernman: Gott nytt år och allt gott! Happy new year! Good things to all and lots of love to everyone!!!!
So- now I will show you how swedish celebrities tweets Happy new year greetings. And the best part- you can greet them back!! Let’s go!
@DennisKammeborn The same with Kammebornia?
Hahaha! I’ve got a great idea! I’ll show you something no former @sweden showed. Are you in for some fun?
Ok, maybe lake Vättern is deeper than Vänern. Vättern is the lake next to Jönköping, the capitol of Sweden.
@notfakeprofile Okay….hm….you are a geek!!!
Show me your passport and I will tell you who you are!
This could be fun. Later this week.
Do you want to know all about swedish media? I might have a really special edition for you from som friends to me that writes about media.
Anyway- here is Bengt Alsterlind making a submarine. Great fun. https://t.co/xxMybfMB0v
@svetsblanka Haha! Thanks!
@afahlstedt Say that to Bengt Alsterlind.
- But it’s a great synopsis for a film. Bengt Alsterlind manages to drown every chinese in the world in Vänern. Except one- Jackie Chan!
- Later it struck to me what a sick idea that is, and what a psykopath Bengt Alsterlind must be. Why stuff Vänern with chinese people?!-
- Sweden. He claimed that if you put all the chinese people in the world in Vänern they would not fill the lake. We were all impressed.-
- and he used to be host on a popular TV-show for kids. He was bragging about Värmland and the lake Vänern which is the deepest lake in -
- in the middle of Sweden. For a surprise one evening they had a swedish celebrity telling about Värmland. His name is Bengt Alsterlind-
Now this I’ve been thinking about sometime- came up again today in the pit: some years ago I was at a conference in Karlstad in Värmland-
Today we got chased by a T-Rex. Exciting.
But the fun thing with the limestone pit in Malmö is that there are living dinosaurs there. And cavemen.
@boergars great! But not when I am karate-hovering, please.
Actually – this is not a bit interesting for you ,is it? Wow, did you read Sweden yesterday? It was about toads in a limestone pit!!
In the pit today you can find foxes, deers, eagles, owls and toads. Very rare toads. Thats why no one is allowed to build in there.
In the limestone pit they also found a crocodile. At least the cranium of one. And sharks.
My friend since long time ago, @boergars , always brought his camera when we were young. This was before Instagram. Nice to see pics now.
@Infomastern With my work. But it’s open for public 5-6 times a year. Next time in September. Google it or call gatukontoret.
@lemterby Haha! Correct! Actually they hav som problem with minors sneeking around.
Btw- this is not the place that means a lot to me I promised to tell you about. This is a huge hole. A fascinating huge hole.
Some nice graffiti from the very bottom of the huge hole. http://t.co/w5IYCghrKJ
In swedish we say dagbrott. In my lousy english I say huge hole. http://t.co/avApeEhqMV
Though- we didn’t find any petrified left behind minors.
And if you grab a paper and a pencil- there are now a rich fauna in the huge hole. I guess there is a good english word for ”dagbrott” .
You know the base for the Jesus statue in Rio? Thats made out of limestone from Limhamn. We are very proud. Let us stay that way.
You wanna se som pictures from the limestone mine? Ok, didn’t think so. No hard feelings.
And yes- Limhamn is close to were Zlatan lives.
Today I’ve been deep down in a huge hole were they use to dig limestone. Thats why that part of Malmö is called Limhamn. Hamn= harbour.
Hey, wazzup? No, actually I am not that cool. Forget it. More like this- I have been absent from Twitter for a while. What did I miss?
Every man should have a pride parade,where she lifts her shadow like a sail n march over her shame. Oh, how beautifully the orchestra plays.
@niklassvensson Goodnight, Niklas.
RT @MrsLuptonJones: .@sweden such a great idea to let a citizen tweet! Do any other countries do this?
RT @mcclure111: I will whisper in your ear a great secret:
You exist in a social context and cannot separate yourself from it
RT @rickygervais: Twitter: where idiots come to argue with jokes.
@DonGiovanna according to statistics 54% believes in a higher power.
And remember- God is only a word.
@DonGiovanna Not at all. Most of the people believes in a ”greater power”.
Well,goodnight God.For those who will be born tonight. Give them vitality and courage. For those who will die tonight. Give them peace. Amen
Always finish what you sta
And this is a film I made with my etchings and poems. It’s me singing. https://t.co/24Np1L5D1P
If you want to see some of my paintings you can see them here. But I haven’t update the homepage for some years. http://t.co/x3Vkjv6Hzs
@EpicaMordax Ok. Då fattar jag. Du fanns i flödet.
@patriklu Haha. This is kind of silly. Let’s go for a coffee sometime.
@patriklu It means a lot to me that it comes from you.
@niklassvensson Meanwhile you can watch American Pie 4. The worlds best movie according to you.
Merry #FetMats !
@PodStalker Mats is a name and fet means fat. He was fat. Or just big.
Actually we are going to do something serious. I will take you to a place that means a lot to me. It’s about dignity, you and me. Tomorrow.
Ok, that was #FetMats . What do we do next?
Some say #FetMats is trending in Sweden. Is that true?
@AnnieMarieBarry I’m just playing around. Nothing happend.
Know you are free to play with your paper dolls and give the story of #FetMats .
@charlieventris Skräckslagen/ Förstenad.
From the feed now: a 3 year old boy is told about Jesus, death and reserrection in kindergarten- ”I KNOW!! HIS NAME IS FET-MATS! #FetMats
I knew about #FetMats before it was cool.
Nowadays #FetMats works as a political journalist and his last name is Knutsson.
@ganralf7 I can’t give you the answer of that. I don’t know. Just a curator.
Hey, someone linked me a film about #FetMats yesterday. Who?
@Tyckmyckna could be.
@St3tch Actually he was secretly taking a shift for a friend who wanted to date his girlfriend. True. And that night the work -@filfund
- in the mine had concerved him and the y had him in a glass box for some years. Well, this was the story of #FetMats.
- the body and cried out ”WTF?!?! IT IS FET-MATS” and it was. The old lady was of course his fiancee who never got married. The minerals-
- day or two and no one recognized the body. It was a mysteri. They took it to the towns square. Then a very very very very old lady saw-
- In the year of 1719 they found a body in the mine. The body was intact and so to say ”fresh”. It looked like its just been there for a-
- well, ten years later the mine collapsed. Like a miracle nobody was hurt. This was a midsummers day and the mine was empty. -
- #FetMats got cold feet and ran away from his wedding. Margareta never got married in her whole life. This was in the year of 1677-
- a few days when Fet-Mats suddenly disappered. Margareta was of course devestated. The whole city of Falun talked about it and said that-
- out of rockers. Well, let us go back to the story. #FetMats had a fiancee- Margareta Olsdotter. They were going to be married in just-
- sausages is red as well and the meet in it is made from the horses that worked in the mine. Not now aday. Now the make the sausages-
- but again- #FetMats was not a rocker. He was just fat. Well, the paint got it colour from the copper in the mine. The skin of the -
- I don’t know. But the rockers of Dalarna are that huge that their fingers are in the size of Falu sausages. And they are really big. -
- copper mine of Falun. Falun is mostly famous for its red paint and from its sausages. That could be why he was fat. To much falu sausage-
- nickname Fet-Mats because he was fat. Fet means fat in swedish. But again, he was not a rocker. He worked as a miner in the great-
- Fet-Mats wasn’t a rocker. He was a miner and grew up in Svärdsjö in Dalarna. His real name was Mats Israelson but he was given the-
- the rockers are huge. They are big and strong like horses and drink booze they brewed themself from 25 litres plastic barells. Well-
The story takes it place in the county of Dalarna, well known for its rockers and painted wooden horses. I won’tell you more about that but-
Ok, be ready- here comes the story of #FetMats !
Will the real #FetMats please stand up, please stand up…
@05miwe Trendar det redan?
Haha! Today swedish Twitter also talks about another Mats. This could be fun!
RT @Bakjour: ”If you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can’t stop you, then you become something else entirely”, Jimmy Hoffa said to…
Gooooooooood morning, world! Today is the day of #FetMats
Thank you all for helping me. Actually I was just kidding about the alligator. Well, it didn’t work out that well.
See you tomorrow, alligator! (?)
Well, goodnight then, God-you who has a thousand names. A prayer for those who wake up when the sun comes up now. Give them hope. Amen
@Pani_Bufetowa All for the art, all for the art.
@hrleifsson Nope. Old. Some weeks ago.
As far as I know know the ”caking” was a protest against the partys concervative standing in HBTQ-issues. In their perspective.
Lunch for my daughter. http://t.co/4d2lEriBTh
But actually we have, for being such a small country, had to much violence and murders of politicians. Maybe thats we people react.
@ecologythinking So could a pen and a paper from autograph hunters.
On Saturday nazis will have an open meeting on a town square in Malmö. That is a threat against democracy. That I know for sure.
Today a swedish politician was ”caked”. Now people are arguing about whether this is a threat to democracy or not.
@kimthecynic I’ve said nothing yet.
@Ad_Virgilium No, I wouldn’t go there. I petty the participants. But I dont give much for the producers.
@DennisKammeborn Yes! Tomorrow you will have a horse and the four roosters you killed.
You can also follow me on instagram. I make funny faces out of food. For my daughter. Follow me on @wistikent .
If people are building small paper doll theatres at the same time all around the world…there is still..eh…hope? #FetMats
@Carina_o_swe Not at all. What we know.
@Babhdan You are cheating!
@JohanssonBerg Whatever size you prefer.
I can’t belive that I am actually doing this. #FetMats
It’s ok if you dress or decorate the paper dolls in your countries traditional clothes. Or if you make your own dolls. #FetMats
@Emmaleigh504 Absolutly! Great! Sens me a picture!
Imagine people all around the world building their small paper theatres and play the story of #FetMats
Oh, sorry! I forgot to attach the girlfriend! http://t.co/6S7Zo7Iq4C
And here is Fet-Mats girlfriend. Make sure that you print and cut. Tomorrow I’ll give you the story. You will also need a mine. #FetMats
@Mustard_Seed1 Limhamn in Malmö
Maybe I draw you a picture of Fet-Mats tonight. You can print and use him as a paper-doll tomorrow when i give you the story. #FetMats
Ok, I’m getting tired. Maybe I tell you about Fet-Mats tomorrow instead. But it is a smashing story. #FetMats
Sorry. Just kidding. It’s not swedish new year today.
RT @BrunoMarsUS: Gott Nytt År (Happy New Year). Here in Sweden it’s 1:30 am January 1st! :) Happy 2014!
RT @AfricanProverbs: When God cooks, you don’t see smoke. ~Kaonde Proverb
@JoelOsteen Would you say that that is a biblical way of looking of life?
@rich1068 Great! It looks good!
@leafarneo Hola…eh…boccadillo…con keso…eh…salut.
@Dernier_Ciel It’s a joke.
@rishi4u Haha. Ni probs. In one way I agree, but I guess we define religion differently.
@SheepOfJesus Ok, blame it on Google translate.
@rishi4u Don’t get me started on that.
The single greatest threat to the survival of humanity today is people without humor. For real.
@didzis_m Thank you!
@GuiseppeRomano I have no idea. I retweet this one.
Another one of my drawings. You are of course free to share them in Instagram or Facebook as well. http://t.co/6Lly8t4Rh8
RT @conradhackett: Languages of tweets:
9 Russian http…
When I’m not Sweden I tweet att @wistikent .
Btw- I recommend you to follow the arch bishop of Sweden, @BiskopAntje Sometimes she tweets in english.
@JasperCorstiaan Byt you were right about the fat. Fet-Mats was his nickname.
@JasperCorstiaan actually Mats is a name.
No, not the publisher.
Ok, I tell you all about Fet-Mats later tonight. He is almost like the swedish eel some weeks ago. #FetMats
Well, you have heard all about fika, IKEA and ABBA. Did you hear about Fet-Mats yet?
Btw- my cat was growing dreadlocks. I took him to the vet this morning. His mates will laugh at him. http://t.co/m5UEo28ZVX
@telefinken Oh, sorry. I guess you are right. I read yesterdays paper.
Today 19 years ago a swedish boy was killed by nazis. We will never forget you, John Hron. We will never stop our resistance.
@wakazmi just kidding.
They are both named Göran and are really hard working.
I was born and raised i Älmhult, the mothership of IKEA. Did you know that it is just two men who makes all the furnitures? Amazing men!
@nkoan Adult cats are actually common in the fika of Lappland in the north of sweden.
- Hey, Bjorn, you wanna go for a fika?
- Yes, Benny, I bring the kittens!
Just an example.
- That is what they WANT you to belive. What ”fika” really means is att traditional slaughter of kittens. 2-3 kittens each fika.
First of all- let’s make some things clear. The word ”fika”. Former curators told you that fika is coffee n cinemon rolls. Well, follow me-
Ok, I’m on. Let’s rock n’ roll.