@Sweden January 23, 2012 23:15
@bruce_lloyd we do! But we don’t use them :(
“As a child, I dreamt of becoming a truck driver. Of course I had other dreams as well, like to one day being able to fly, or marrying Modesty Blaise. One out of three completed, that isn’t too bad. Apart from being a truck driver, I’m a girlfriend, a sister, and a feminist. I wish I could say that my life is really interesting and adventurous, but really, it isn’t. When I’m not working (which I do quite a lot), I … eh … OK, my life is work, my girlfriend, and – when there is spare time – friends. I enjoy life to the fullest, living my dream (’cause frankly, my girlfriend is much hotter than Modesty, not to mention the fact that she is real).
Usually I go by @lastbilslesbian on Twitter, but for one week I’ll be @Sweden. How cool is that?”
@bruce_lloyd we do! But we don’t use them :(
Bidding you a good night! My first day as @sweden coming to an end. Love to have taught you about Lützen, lullabies and the swedish schools!
To be a true “Svensson” a typical swede, you should have a house, a dog and a Volvo. (villa, vovve, Volvo). I lack the house.
@mahesw yes to the Volvo but no villa :)
@bruce_lloyd we probably would enjoy it, but it is not very common ‘.
@bruce_lloyd they are inspired from at 18th century wallpaper :)
@peterleih she is a great artist! Found her on twitter actually!
@kolhjem I don’t know which one they meant :) maybe just the angry look on my pic <- :)
@jlfxa u 2 :)
@caymsortweeted the last one you mentioned! A free school, or Friskola.
Someone said I looked like the girl with the dragon tattoo on my pic. No dragons yet, but this one of 4. http://t.co/d7lVa9J2
@eriksson_hans haha! Thanks!
@jlfxa oh! Please don’t! Keep asking till you get an answer! That’s what I tell my students :)
@uaberu not in direct translation but it is getting more and more common to use bonus instead of “styvbarn” – stepchild
@AlecPerkin I won! :)
@Siberant haha, getting tired and didn’t think. Try googling “när trollmor har lagt sina elva små” My favourite one!
@AlecPerkin that is true… But I promise not give out my exact address :)
@thefabricpress haha! :)
I am sorry if anyone feels neglected! I am trying to answer as much as I can. But I also want to tweet, live and love.
@heatherwgaona that is awesome!
@natsco I think so too! :)
@SpottedTowhee42 I agree!
@SpottedTowhee42 well we have the same problems with cats, and starting to have it with dogs too. I think it makes them calmer.
@monmd79 :)
@monmd79 :)
@jannarden hi!
@jannarden hi!
@jlfxa hm… In Finland and Estonia? I think so :)
@jlfxa hm… In Finland and Estonia? I think so :)
.@OlivierHuard I live in Stockholm, the capital of Sweden. Lots of water, islands and old buildings :)
.@OlivierHuard I live in Stockholm, the capital of Sweden. Lots of water, islands and old buildings :)
@Kristinapatring apparently it takes a while in some twitter clients before it shows but it has been changed. :)
@Kristinapatring apparently it takes a while in some twitter clients before it shows but it has been changed. :)
@Siberant hm… Blinka lilla stjärna or Vyssan lull :)
@Siberant hm… Blinka lilla stjärna or Vyssan lull :)
@thewaybyelle I am :) truly lucky!
@PChebbi well… I do drive a Volvo :) but no radhus.
@bitterindigo haha no worries! I know how that one works :)
@ostmega that is true :) usually he is not very difficult to get to sleep, but he took a nap in the car on the way home :/
@enzian69 I know :)
@DoyonMalin @blueproto yes usually, but not where I work.
@monmd79 thank you! :)
I have two biological sons, two bonus kids (stepson and daugher – but I see them as a bonus) a dog and a man. #family
My 4 y old is still awake. Spinning around in his bed. I’ve now laid down next to him… Wanna bet I fall a sleep first?
@bitterindigo haha, that is funny :)
@SpottedTowhee42 no, actually we don’t! But I think we should.
@mlm7q no… I did understand :)
@heatherwgaona haha :)
@rmgbi thank you so much for your kind words! :)
@Mocca_11 thanks!
@JeannieHiggins why? You look beautiful and happy! :)
@GYoungOfficial @truckerlez Haha, she’s a lot younger than me :)
@ilPugile thanks! :)
@bitterindigo haha! Well I teach 12 yr olds… :)
@evelyng oh! You too! :)
@grantike86 thanks :)
@hector_arriola I did! I’ve read the books and seen the films, both Swedish version and American :)
@thewaybyelle check www.engelska.com :)
@crumblecromwell Swedish mainly, but also math and social science.
I hear my picture is not making me justice, so this is me right now :) a somewhat tired 38 year old teaching mother :) http://t.co/3V5Ug8LI
I had been single for about 4 years when @magnussandman showed up on twitter. The love of my life!
I am a single mother of two. In the way that I am not single. But I don’t live with the father of my boys. So they are with me every other w
Ok! Time to do the dishes…
@kayak175 haha :) yes. I live him to bits though!
@Sweden_AR thank you so much!
.@zoranz15 thanks, we have english in school from 4th grade, and all english speaking films comes with subtiles, so I guess we hear it a lot
@MrsChristensen engelskt, men blev ändå osäker :)
@epicbeergirl Swedish, social science and math to 12-13 year olds :)
@ErinOffDuty haha! :)
@Labville Yes, in Sweden it is, we all learn about it in school!
@Britt_W haha ;)
@sigmamutau we have an awesome school restaurant! And I wish that too, a nutritious lunch is important to growing kids!
@PsychoticLynx haha! You are making a teacher proud! So now you now that the Swedish king was shot in the fog. But we won the battle :)
@ThegoodBuck cool!
. @elservilletas I have a sister called Eva-Lotta, a mother named Birgitta, a stepdaughter named Felicia…
.@elservilletas Anna is one of the most common names, and has been for ages. But it is starting to fade out a little I think.
Thank you for the help with the spelling of dense!
@FizaIsa haha :)
@Willejms cool! (I’ll see if I can get it changed :)
@UtkuCbkc check out curatorsofsweden.com and you can read about it :)
@kayak175 yes, a few, but he is a grumpy terrier so we can’t really let him loose in one. :) let’s just say he is a case for Cesar Milan…
@smurfatik that is probably true! I teach in front of students 18h a week.
@caymsortweeted no, they don’t :) I might tell my older students.
Frying pancakes. The kitchen now looks like the battle of Lützen… there is a dense fog. Dense? Is it spelled that way?
@stielli thank you dearest! Doing my best :)
@FizaIsa thanks!
@amuzebouche it probably is very similar. But here in Stockholm we finally got snow this weekend, we had a green Christmas :/
@PV_Roger true :)
@CroatianGirlEv @truckerlez it is changed, in some twitter clients on mobile phones it takes a little longer to see the new picture :(
@FizaIsa cool! Do you remember the title? :)
@crunchyfrogg of course, on the other hand I have been asked to tweet as me, and as I normally would. I am sorry that I offended you.
… Than they really are. I tweet during breaks and between lessons. And when I am off work. :)
Of course I respect my students and colleagues! My tweeting today has not interfered with my teaching. In 140 signs things sounds harsher..
@chickitweet we are in the process of changing curriculum. We also look up to Finland, and Scotland. We need to improve in many ways. :)
@crunchyfrogg oh yes I do, this is my first day as Sweden and I have been very exited about it. But I can assure you no one has been harmed.
@redbullcat I do, I tweet as @marthanna
@One_Stein oh, thanks! ;)
@ronaldklip we have an excellent school restaurant!
@fiercexflawless :) thanks!
@PANOABURRIRME she is beautiful!
@kolhjem in Sweden we only call the long legged ones Parsons to distinguish them from the short legged ones. Ours got short legs :)
@Willejms that’s me too :) with a hat on, looking angry :)
@jeroensmeets I am not :) this week it is a straight teacher tweeting for Sweden :)
Leaving school to pick up my sons at school and daycare. It is getting dark! http://t.co/atJAIcpr
@_fabandy so did I ;)
@ricardosilvapt and ö, sounds like the vowel in turn. :)
.@ricardosilvapt the same as speak and talk :) å, ä and ö are letters of the alphabet that we use :) å is pronounced awe, ä is like ai(r)
@ckblah no :) but all my co-workers do.
@FarmGirl_IN thanks! :)
@Mike_Quist Yes, you have a Swedish surname :)
@austin_bishop @jenbishop1 I had fish stew and vegetables, most students chose patato patties with bacon and lingonberries :)
I could easily tweet full time! Got told off by my boss checking twitter during a meeting… “Are you on FB?” I said no, and wasn’t lying :)
So, the teaching part of my work day is done. Now a little admin. before picking up sons.
@surplusrobyn and this week a teacher!
@lightcup 5-6-7… :)
@JOMAX10 what a cutie! And Theo is a great name :) I hope he will enjoy his visit.
@snufkinn415 @antonhur @ingenjorn that is true, and also we see a lot of tv from the uk and us with subtitles, we hear eng from an early age
@homofilologen perfect! :)
@NikGarston Swedish, math and social science :)
@PaulMucciarone how cool is that! You are most welcome! :)
@staccato_se :P
Me an my boys, out playing in the snow yesterday. Theo is turning 5 in May and Samuel will be 10 the same month. http://t.co/bv3buYOb
@popkewitz school day is between 8-16. But usually they finish around 15 pm.
So this is me in my empty classroom, just sent the students out for a break. http://t.co/u1LouoKx
@jeffbroussard yay! :)
@MichisLeo @namesinlights And I am truly grateful! Thought it was a funny mistake of me to make :)
@FizaIsa Stockholm actually :)
@popkewitz Swedish, math and social science :)
“@NamesInLights: @sweden I can’t believe English tweeps picking up on a small mistake. I wonder how good is their Swedish?” Test next week!
@UntamedPeanut apparently it takes a while for the twitter app in phones to notice that it’s been changed :)
@crequin haha, no. But I do try to set an example :) and I growl a little when they it just pasta or just potatoes.
@naseemfaqihi a Friskola or a school run by the council.
.@naseemfaqihi the state pays, or the council. All students are granted a certain sum, and that goes to the school they go to wether it is
.@periodwardrobe from the suburbs of stockholm, mainly Farsta and Enskede. :)
@Erikaismyname welcome to the best profession ever!
@ProtectrOfEarth oh yes! :)
During the work day I have 2-5 lessons, and scheduled lunch. Plus meetings and student issues to take care of.
On a short break, so I’ll try to tweet some answers. I’m sorry if I miss something, not intending to be rude.
@ProtectrOfEarth yes :)
@redbullcat 12-13 year olds :)
Sorry for the bare and bear mix up :) very funny! Representing the Swedish sin right away…. That’s breaking the ice for you.
@MichisLeo ooops! Sorry! Representing the Swedish sin… ;)
@chybee yes! :)
Mainly Swedish, but also math and social science @sherlaimov
@MrsChristensen I sure hope so! ;)
This is what my car looked like this morning :) snow came late this year! http://t.co/65hWXTZf
@blueproto English, Swedish and French or Spanish :)
@rbrowne yes that’s true :)
Thank you for welcoming me! I am thrilled to be here! I hope I won’t disappoint you… Teaching all day so bare with me :)
Yes! “@franosch: @sweden Is it true that for every follower you lose you have to give Hanna 1 Krona? ;-) Good luck for the week.”
@tom_p I know! I am now worried that I will be fired! :)
@Narmince exactly!
@wedinanna haha! Of course! Hi Anna!
@chybee school lunch is early today, the room won’t fit us all. Tomorrow I have lunch at 13.00 to even it out :)
@minitio10 fish stew :)
@Silsba no :) at about 12 is standard, but the school lunch room won’t fit us all, so we have it between 10.30-13.30 depending on year group
Lunchtime! Lunch is free to teachers when we eat with students monitoring the lunchroom. http://t.co/YBOZkqFk
.@caymsortweeted it was actually just a coffee, as it was only me and while standing up. Fika at least needs to be sitting :)
@Rav_Bunneh haha! Good choice then!
@Airbles thank you! Coffee is the drink of life :)
@harodani absolutely!
@Rav_Bunneh yes, the week we run @sweden we tweet in Swedish, would be difficult for rest of the world to understand us otherwise :)
@harodani founded by the state, and and no fee is charged. Same curriculum. But run as a company, allowed to make profit.
@Emitime swedes do drink a lot of coffee…
a Friskola is a school run by a company rather than by the state or the council. It is getting more common in Sweden . @harodani
@abbybarker haha! Yes, she is my colleague! Talked to her this morning! How fun!!
@abbybarker is she called Roxanne by any choice? :)
. @maggansimm I work in a Friskola, so we have our own library. And all schools are required to have a library according to the new law.
@watermusician I know! I Don’t think I am the one fixing that. But I’ll ask!
A soon as the librarian gets back, I’ll sneak out for coffee. I drink a lot of coffee…
@abbybarker haha, yep. That actually says a lot about me :)
I teach mainly Swedish to 12-13 year olds, but also math and social science to the same year group. @Britt_W
Well… I do have a class here as well, quietly reading.
Thanks for your welcomes! I am a teacher and right now I am supposed to be doing that. But I am hiding with my phone in the library…
So, finally I am here! Hectic morning getting my own kids to school, and now I am teaching myself.
Please, give your warmest of welcomes to the next Swede: @marthanna! <3
Keep following this account, there is so much more to learn about @sweden. I know I will!
So, this is goodbye. <3
<3 RT @Airbles: I hope the #uppsala tourist board is preparing itself for the influx of tourists inspired to visit because of @sweden :D
All marriage proposals will be considered, please send them => @truckerlez, will you? ;)
I hope that many of you will visit Sweden, and #uppsala. I’ll be here. :)
It’s been quite the opposite really. I hope you all know that you’ve given me the most remarkable week, and I’m truly greatful.
Several times during this week, I’ve been asked ‘How much hate have you encountered while tweeting as @sweden?’. I can honestly say ‘none’.
@cfrnka I’ll certainly keep that in mind.
@jmctimm Good, looking forward to it!
@pillarofsalt Oh yes.
@dosespressos Good, looking forward to it!
@franosch You’ve a tremendous support, so thank you very much. See you in the other account!
@TheShyMaster Excellent! I hope you’ll enjoy the next Swede, who starts tomorrow.
@saramyren <3
@MashOnEarth It is, isn’t it? You can see why I love it. :)
@fenbeci It’s been great doing this, and I’m glad you appreciated it.
@tobiascroby I’m glad to hear it!
@ghod Good!
@scriptdave Next time, get off the train and take a tour round our beautiful #uppsala!
@uppsalauni @UU_University I’m glad! I love Uppsala and the uni, and if you get more foreign students, no one’s happier than me.
@KarinLnn None whatsoever. Embarrassing.
Remember: if you ever visit #uppsala, make sure you tweet me at @truckerlez. If I’m not working, coffee is on the agenda.
@sebastianruholl Thanks! I wasn’t prepared for that at all, I’m just glad I didn’t freeze up completely.
@ohnokate Haha, wow! *blush*
@FizaIsa Annoying. :(
@thewaybyelle How much of it did you understand?
@Cantaton Thanks!
@MattsJosefsson Thank you! I just watched it, and I didn’t say anything stupid at least. :)
http://t.co/4IpuE7Wu It’s in Swedish, but you can see me look really nervous on Swedish television. :)
@Emmaleigh504 Thank you, I’m glad you like them!
@Katie12942 That’s me, unfair. ;) @caulkthewagon
@caulkthewagon Please don’t? Please? @pillarofsalt
@rhorer Welcome!
What this is? It’s @margitrichert ‘s famous bacon fudge of course. http://t.co/DjfIJSaG
(But no, only coffee for now.)
… aaaand #thisiswhyiamfat #fika http://t.co/VgatGhwn
@sinistermotive I never smile in photos, it makes me look totally deranged. True story.
@ratsass Haha, I don’t think I would be able to fit all 25k in my place. :)
@inlivingcover For real? I think it’s great!
The fact that so many of you have expressed a wish to visit #uppsala after my pictures makes me so damn happy. I hope you will!
@David_Kunz It’s @truckerlez.
I just realized that I haven’t seen ‘But I’m a Cheerleader’ in ages. That’s what I’m going to do tonight, when I’ve handed over this account
Ok, we obviously can’t say that we have snow in Uppsala … RT @GabrielssonLM: @sweden Another part of Sweden! http://t.co/c0qvvcYw
Yay, it’s snowing again! Not much, but still.
@varldsmastaren Yup!
@varldsmastaren Exactly like it looks really. They called me ‘Fage’. :(
@AntonHur Thank you!
Having a fika with @margitrichert. http://t.co/XfXf2XD3
@smamat Not in that particular spot I think, but further upstream it does.
@britstakston Thanks, then I know! :) (And thank you!)
@DorisochRita Even with glasses? ;)
@embilbie Thank you! I kind of like it too. :)
Snow! (At least some.) http://t.co/KYqlSGnN
@britstakston I’m just curious: did you mean that I was chosen to be @sweden only because I’m a lesbian, or did it just come out that way?
@Vacartu Seems like I will fit in really well in Canada then! :)
@pugillaria Haha, that’s true. Ok, compared to how much I usually wear? Loads (and loads).
@hinemoana :)
<= silly person. http://t.co/TeiIOSj2
Who – except for a silly person – would wear glasses if not by necessity?
@FizaIsa I just did! What do you want from me, a boob flash? :D
This is me, with loads of make up on. It’ll probably be the first and last time you’ll se me like this, so enjoy. ;) http://t.co/olre4QF9
@FizaIsa Did that make any sense at all?
@FizaIsa Oh, yes, that question … I guess that it would be more like ‘fungeh’, with the ‘ng’- part pronounced like ‘angst’.
I don’t think I have ever worn this much make up. I look a bit more glamorous than usually (and when I say ‘a bit’, I mean … you know.).
@ls1938 Thank you!
@FizaIsa Is wasn’t only mispronounced, but misspelt as well.
@ollesvensk Is THAT the reason I’m leaving this account today? @ZealotZebra
@ShaggySollux … but I surely hope you’ll still be following @sweden. I know I will!
@ShaggySollux This is my last day at this account, and tomorrow morning the next Swede will start tweeting. You’ll find me at @truckerlez.
@Gaby_Chamorro I’m not the one paying. :)
I think I did ok, even though I was a bit annoyed with my name being severely mispronounced.
Coffee, finally.
@easegill You shouldn’t give up the feed, tomorrow there will be a new Swede.
@JosephMagnuson I’m only a size 5,5 (UK sizes). :)
@mondproject That would only make me giggle like a crazy person. :)
@ColleenMcM Naaw! <3
@JosephMagnuson Today’s my last day, so tomorrow there will be a new Swede. Exciting!
@MrsChristensen Thank you, I’ll try not to make a complete fool of myself (but I can’t promise anything).
Now I’m at tv4, nervous like nothing before. Not even being interviewed in English made me this nervous. I need coffee.
@landbeyond 851
@landbeyond I’m not paying. ;)
@milesdigby I’m sorry, I don’t have the slightest idea. It’s not really my area of expertise. :(
@MrsChristensen Are you kidding me? I’m so nervous I could cry.
@hinemoana I will, but as @truckerlez. I’m do glad you’ve enjoyed this, and I hope you’ll enjoy the next one as well!
@milesdigby Yup, that’s how we do it here. :)
(And obviously I can’t spell.)
I’m sitting I’m a taxi on my way to Stockholm, discussing traffic (of course).
Ok, so it’s either house elves, or those who follow this account, that leaves dirty dishes and clothes in the floor? Ooops.
How come my place always seem messier when I’ve been away for a while? I think someone sneaks in while I’m away, just to make a mess.
@AntonHur … or love. :)
@AntonHur It’s wonderful. I actually heard the soundtrack before I saw the movie, and fell in live, instantly.
@livlab Wonderful! I’ve been doing it since I got up, and I can’t seem to stop. @apousson
@bitterindigo I’ll have to record it! :)
@Margothsdotter Only a few cm, it will probably be one before you arrive. :)
@pink_lola I think it was even before that. Nothing brings people together like a snow storm. :) I was snowed in on a train in ’98. Cosy!
@vampSaam That sounds lovely, although some part of me (the one that doesn’t hate snow) is happy to have at least one day that looks wintery
@bitterindigo Yes, but not as pretty as it waaaaas. :’(
@ZealotZebra Good point! (But hey, I don’t even like snow, and she lives further away from everything, and … No, I’m staying here.)
@vampSaam It’s 5.22 am, and it will probably be like this until 7-7.30.
@pink_lola It’s windy though? ;) I remember one winter there, with 30 cm of snow, melting … That was nasty.
@ZealotZebra I’ll tell her that! Wait, do you mean I should move in with her, or the opposite?
I wanted to show you how pretty it looks here when the snow has fallen, but didn’t have time before coming to my place.
It’s much less snow at my place than at my gf’s. :( http://t.co/POCpjMOv
It’s been such a long time since I saw snow. I feel a bit like Jack Skellington when he first comes to Christmas Town. ‘What’s this?’
@undergroundfox It sure does! I’m not particularly fond of snow, but it sure is pretty (as long as it’s new).
@wzhkevin As soon as I get outside. :)
@Guigui_seducao They won’t change the avatar until I hand over the account to the next curator I presume? I’m not through yet! :)
@ArohaG Oh, she’s a beauty!
@Guigui_seducao Why?
@zoranz15 Was it only 6hrs? I’m not sleepy, so I guess that was enough. :)
Good morning! It has been snowing in Uppsala during the night.
@franosch Naaaw! *blush* That’s … That’s just plain wrong (but sweet)! :)
I’m off to bed, since I’m supposed to get up early tomorrow. Good night!
@klondyke69 That’s so sweet of you, saying that! I hope I’ll see you on my other account?
@hemasail I think it’s better to see it as a tribute to an excellent idea! @WeAreAustralia
@The_Irish_One Firstly: where are you going? Stockholm? Looked here? http://t.co/DuYosUdo
@DAWeeE1 Haha, I know, but the meatballs are awesome, really.
@AlexRileyFan Why’s that so wrong? I’m kinda nice to hang out with. :)
@MajorBedhead We have almost no snow at all, which is somewhat disappointing (although I hate the stuff).
@AndersFinn It’s beautiful. I seldom go there, but I should.
@helenmt Then you’ll have to come back! :)
@PANOABURRIRME I think it was about -9 ℃, not that bad.
@Count_Stuff So am I, I’m so looking forward to know more about someone else’s Sweden!
@chybee Yes, I’m aware of that, that’s why I need to bring a whole lot from home when I’m working. :)
Then, the burial mounds in Gamla Uppsala (gamla means old in Swedish). http://t.co/Lje17POD
Oh, I forgot! I’ve got a few more pics from #uppsala. Firstly, the mosque. http://t.co/kN2aCcx6
(If you want to keep following me after Sunday night, I’ll be @truckerlez.)
@GeekySwede Yup, it seems that way. :)
Tomorrow is my last day as @sweden, and I already miss you. Make sure you follow this account, more Swedes to come!
This is going to be an early evening, since I’m supposed to be in Stockholm early tomorrow morning (hey Swedes, Nyhetsmorgon at 8.15).
@GeekySwede Thanks!
About snus: somehow I can’t link to the Wikipedia article about it, but it’s there!
@etellurian Any particular brands that I may know about (or SHOULD know about)?
@noKTdidnt Of course I did, in a place called Lingon. :)
Oh, I’m such a stereotype. Meatballs, snus and local beer (Slottskällan).
@savoryexposure I’m glad you did!
@AhmNoHere They’re from a local brewery called Slottskällan.
I’m doing this just for you, I hope you know that. Otherwise I would never ever drink beer. Nope, never. Ever. http://t.co/f531UwVu
I love the fact that you’re still discussing ‘fika’. <3
@Pigpen2973 Of course, I was just pointing out that it’s the real deal. :)
@blue_ellile It’s been in DN, and P2, P3, and Vaken med P3&P4 have made interviews with me. Nyhetsmorgon in TV4 tomorrow! :)
@Sctt_ That’s so sweet!
@ladyhank959 I’m counting on it!
Swedish meatballs and beer, that’s my Saturday night (and I’m doing it all for you! :P).
If you ever come to #uppsala, make sure you visit the beautiful restaurant Lingon. Their meatballs … They’re heaven. http://t.co/6FkqIKit
@davidbrax I’m not proud of being gay (since I’m born that way), but I’m proud of the fact that I am open and honest about it.
Despite its flaws, it’s pretty awesome.
You know what I am proud of though? I’m proud of the fact that I may have gotten some of you to want to visit Sweden. I think you should!
You may remember the other day when I wrote that I’m not a ‘proud Swede’, since I didn’t have anything to do with being born here?
It will make your skin crawl the first time you hear it live, if you’re not prepared. :)
Flogstavrålet is the scream of angst that rises from this area (where loads and loads of students live) at 10 pm.
Some of you have studied in #uppsala, and I hope many of you will. Many of you will then live in Flogsta, and hear this live.
http://t.co/OVHbP3HJ <= Flogstavrålet
The fantastic @Livsnaturist did me a great favor yesterday. He went out and caught Flogstavrålet on video.
I’m so glad so many of you appreciated the tour of #uppsala!
This is really important. Please sign!
Since my SIM seems to be pissing my iPhone off (or the other way around), I won’t be here until I get home. You’ll miss me (ok, not YOU).
@rojertb I’m not hard to find, with a surname that I share with only 17 others in Sweden.
@lisofthenorth It’s 40 mins by train from Stockholm, so it’s possible to get here without having to stay. :)
@Donny_Depp I like that you answer the questions I forget to! <3 @Bluefoot
@lisofthenorth Stockholm’s really nice and beautiful, even in (snowless) winter. Have a nice trip!
@denbl That’s insane, in a fantastic way! You Dutch sure love your bikes, even more than ppl from Uppsala!
@lisofthenorth Oh, where are you going? And yes, ‘fika’ it most useful. :)
@dompom11 Nope, I won’t!
Some more Swedish music (I’ll be posting 3 more I think): http://t.co/qm1dEwA3
I guess many of you’ve seen this? I find it hilarious, and apart from some errors, mostly correct.
Ihttp://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-april-21-2009/the-stockholm-syndrome-pt–1
This has been great, you’ve made me see #uppsala with different eyes. Thank you!
Could maybe one of you other Swedes explain ‘fika’? Is only a cup of coffee still fika to you?
@uaberu I was, mostly. There is no point walking the streets of Uppsala at 8am a Saturday. :)
And remember: theme song for today is http://t.co/4NWk5I8C
@Livsnaturist Oh no, I’m not cool enough to meet at STUK, a k a STBS (Stora torget balla sidan).
Some of you have asked if we ride our bikes even during winter. This isn’t even winter! :) And yes, we do.
Wonderful, thanks! RT @allanmuten: @sweden You’re welcome to graze a few more images of this amazingly photogenic town https://t.co/tMPA8xZ4
You know what? I’m over my daily photo limit according to Twitter. I guess I’ll have to wait till tmrw with the rest.
If you’re ever meeting me for coffee or beer in #uppsala, this is probably the place where we’ll be meeting. http://t.co/pgDGjoI5
This facade is stirring up emotions. Some of us find it beautiful, most people think its uuu-gly. #uppsala http://t.co/cUGUAipT
Another place to go in #uppsala, if you’d like to have a traditional Swedish fika with little old ladies. <3 http://t.co/S6a4EtZt
I don’t know about you, but that looks like plenty, no? #uppsala http://t.co/ibKakEZL
According to sketches, he wanted the penis of Näcken to be of even greater size, but wasn’t allowed to. #uppsala
This is called ‘Näckens polska’, and was made by the local artist Bror Hjort. #uppsala http://t.co/qW4ddRVQ
We do love our bikes. This is outside the train station, in #Uppsala http://t.co/QwWopK5l
Sorry for filling the whole feed btw. But, I warned you there was a tour of #uppsala coming! :)
The castle once more. #uppsala http://t.co/hb4UbX82
… is this. If you’re in #uppsala during the summer, make sure to stop here for a fika. http://t.co/iHqOnbNK
Opposite this …
here’s a pic to prove it. Look in the top left corner! Stupid SIM, stupid iPhone. *sulks over another cup of coffee* @avenuemoo
Still the castle (when I get my feet warm and my SIM working, you’ll get the front too). #uppsala http://t.co/9V9eVDj7
Not a very good pic of the castle. #uppsala http://t.co/saJnxDq1
Old movie theater, now a culture house for young people. When I was 15, I saw Entombed there. #uppsala http://t.co/HSumRdyT
So, I had to retreat (with toes like ice cubes) to a place with coffee and wifi. (Yes, I take milk in my coffee.) http://t.co/xTSsKGqp
This is the most annoying thing that has happened all week. I want to take you in a tour round Uppsala, and my SIM-card tells me to FO.
Domkyrkan, a beautiful church. Although not a Christian myself, I can still appreciate beauty. :) #Uppsala http://t.co/g3N52Sk0
In the front, Gustavianum. It’s been a lecture hall for autopsies and such, now a museum. Domkyrkan behind it. #uppsala http://t.co/8wg5s6kG
Ok folks, comfy shoes on? Extra sweater? It’s -8 ℃, so you’d better wear it. Let’s go! #Uppsala
My street. #Uppsala http://t.co/ZqVJJu1S
@PV_Roger My gf’s working today, and I got up and gave her a ride to work, to get an extra 30 mins with her. :)
@FizaIsa *not listening* IlikethecoldIlikethecoldIlikethecold
@SenFowler I’m home in Uppsala right now.
@worldcuppoprock Oh yeah? How come (except that it’s a beautiful country with lots of awesome ppl in it of course)?
@kimmjah Glad to hear it! :)
@FizaIsa That’s average at this time of year, it’s been unnaturally warm for such a long time.
@matsnystrom You know me by now. I gave fjällan a ride to work, just to get an extra 30mins with her. :)
@franosch That’s not fair.
It’s still dark outside, but we might as well start off with today’s theme song: http://t.co/mVypfLL2
@Livsnaturist That’s so sweet of you!
@GeekySwede I am kinda nice, haven’t you noticed? :)
@FSkolhuset I’m home in Uppsala atm. :)
@thegulster This is what I looked like at 5, when I was driving my gf to work (yes, she took the pic). http://t.co/3qlCIqLI
@GeekySwede I’m home in Uppsala. I was just being a loving gf, and gave my loved one a ride to work (hence the going up at 4).
It’s 6.30am, and I’ve been up since 4. It’s -9 ℃, and beautiful outside. I love this town!
@kafkasyd That’s so sweet of you!
@klondyke69 Oh no, Twitter’s broken? Would you hand me the screwdriver?
@kennishah Thank you do much! I’m glad that what I said made at least some sense. :)
@LanceCB I’d say ‘truckflata’. That is of course more used as a description of a butch lesbian than an actual description of a lez driver.
@jyrgomatic I just want to smack ‘em in the head (but of course I don’t).
@PerseusBlakeney Well put! <3
@PerseusBlakeney Well put! <3
@gslacks Wow, thank you, and welcome! I hope you’ll enjoy the rest of my days as curator, as well as the ones who’ll come after!
@gslacks Wow, thank you, and welcome! I hope you’ll enjoy the rest of my days as curator, as well as the ones who’ll come after!
@justew Thank you! I’ve still got two days (handing over Sunday night), and I hope you’ll enjoy the rest of it, as well as the next curators
@justew Thank you! I’ve still got two days (handing over Sunday night), and I hope you’ll enjoy the rest of it, as well as the next curators
@EricVictorino It’s blank?
@EricVictorino It’s blank?
@PerseusBlakeney LGBTQ-person, being open about it, I’m more than pleased. I’m not saying I’m a role model, but maybe encouragement.
@PerseusBlakeney LGBTQ-person, being open about it, I’m more than pleased. I’m not saying I’m a role model, but maybe encouragement.
@PerseusBlakeney >> it’s even possible to be chosen to represent your country. :) If it makes one single person happy to see another >>
@PerseusBlakeney >> it’s even possible to be chosen to represent your country. :) If it makes one single person happy to see another >>
@PerseusBlakeney >> lesbian?’. Maybe it’s not important to most ppl, but I’d like to show the rest of the world that it is ok, and that >>
@PerseusBlakeney >> lesbian?’. Maybe it’s not important to most ppl, but I’d like to show the rest of the world that it is ok, and that >>
@PerseusBlakeney Many ppl have asked me here ‘but why do you find it important, or even interesting, to state that clearly that you’re a >>
@PerseusBlakeney Many ppl have asked me here ‘but why do you find it important, or even interesting, to state that clearly that you’re a >>
@JohnstoneJnr It sure looks like it. Celebrity Rehab next? ;)
@JohnstoneJnr It sure looks like it. Celebrity Rehab next? ;)
@EricVictorino I’d love to! Just say when and where, and I’ll come if I’m not working!
@EricVictorino I’d love to! Just say when and where, and I’ll come if I’m not working!
@PerseusBlakeney >> pedophilia. That’s beyond the worst I’ve heard, at least to my face. He’s one of a kind, fortunately.
@PerseusBlakeney I guess so. I just remembered: one of my colleagues told me that ‘it’s wrong and disgusting’, and compared homosexuality >>
@daniluvsuall That’s nice to hear! Any particular things about Sweden that are appealing, or just generally?
@castlemead I really like it too. It tastes good (especially if you drink coffee or beer), and it gives you smth to do while driving.
@peter_truck Yes, mostly anyway. ‘truck’ should be ‘lastbil’, as in ‘Jag älskar kanadensiska lastbilstidskrifter’. :)
@castlemead I actually started just a year ago. To me it’s more of a hobby than an addiction, I sometimes skip a day w/o problems.
@jyrgomatic It’s fantastic. I usually listen to it real loud in headphones, and getting annoyed when people around me doesn’t keep pace.
@daniluvsuall Apart from Sweden? I’m from Uppsala, the beautiful university town.
@PerseusBlakeney >> worse for gay men.
@PerseusBlakeney I may be lucky, but I haven’t really met any homophobia here in Sweden, people seem cool about it. I think it is much >>
@gikkt Haha, thanks! Either I did better than I thought (haven’t dared listening to it yet), or they did a fantastic job cutting it.
As an avid listener of This American Life podcasts, it warms my heart immensely to see ‘PRI’ mentioned in my feed. :)
@acorntea :D
@EricVictorino And yay for you, who still want to follow this account even after that! :)
@acorntea Thank you! If you’d still want to follow me after Sunday, it’s possible => @truckerlez
@Magically_Adept Love the glasses btw, very Top Gun (and lesbian :P)!
@battlekittens Haha, thank you! I was really nervous and rambling, but I guess they must have done a great job cutting it. :)
@europabridge1 I’ll have a look at it tomorrow, if I do it now I’ll probably wake my gf (she’ll be working tomorrow, poor thing). Thanks!
@mcuccaro They must have cut out most of it then. :P But thank you, I really appreciate you saying that!
@Magically_Adept Welcome to Sweden!
@DualCitizenInc I already have! :) @truckerlez (yes, quite obvious :P), but I won’t start tweeting there until Monday.
@europabridge1 I guess I just don’t like the way they’re written, and it gets so much clearer when you’re listening to it. Will see it tho!
@drewgjackson There, first lesson in Swedish! :P
@drewgjackson Do it! Do you know that ‘sopa’ in Swedish is both ‘to sweep’, and ‘trash’? It’s something people yell, like ‘you suck!’.
@oldschooldsl One day I got a DM from one of my followers with the question. If I had known what I know now, I probably wouldn’t have dared.
@europabridge1 Maybe it’s just me being a snob, I don’t know. I plan to see the movies anyway. :)
@europabridge1 I haven’t seen either that or the Swedish version I’m afraid. I’ve listened to the audio books, and wasn’t all that impressed
@oldschooldsl I don’t know why I was picked (apart from being awesome of course ;)), but I know that you can nominate ppl now.
@ribblefizz Pippi’s Swedish. :)
@mixhelle Thank you! I’ve had lots of fun as well, and I’ve still got 2 more days. Yay!
@Schatteleyn I haven’t decided yet, but probably not. Wow, learning Swedish? How come (not that I think it’s a bad idea, on the contrary)?
But don’t you bail out on @sweden, there are so many interesting people left to follow. I love this project!
Some of you have asked about my other handle(s) here: it’s @truckerlez in English, @lastbilslesbian in Swedish.
@PatJer We’ll just have to wait and see, I don’t know yet.
@ribblefizz I don’t have the slightest idea. I’ll probably never understand.
@Mike_Quist Well, thank YOU for following!
@MalinVK I think so too, but at least 10 ppl have said that I tweet too much. But then again, more than 23k is following … :)
@guitardrone Naaw, you make me blush! I don’t think you’ll miss me that much, I’m sure they’ve picked good people!
@Britt_W Thank you so much!
@AmandaCham Sorry about that, I haven’t had time to answer everything. Sunday night I’m leaving.
@leocosta1975 Not in my profession, no. Before this summer, I’d never been north of Östersund. Then I went to Kiruna. :)
I know there are quite a few of you who think I tweet to much: fear not, Sunday night I’m through, and Monday morning => new Swede!
@leocosta1975 Oh, she is? Where from?
@leocosta1975 Haha, that too!
I hope you’ll show the next curator this much love. You’re awesome, all of you!
People heard me on NPR and STILL want to follow me? <3 <3 <3
@shoesterke >> in Zwolle. I’ve seen plenty of people saying that I hate Rotterdam, and that is so not true! :)
@shoesterke Nope, didn’t know that. I hope it didn’t say I hate Rotterdam, ’cause I don’t. I’ve only said that the traffics is worse than >>
@kcollinsart I went to Boston some years ago. Love that city!
@IamCaterpillar Nope, but it’s still kinda funny, no?
@HilaryLeeSBN Naaaw! I’m glad you feel that way (and yes, Noomi Rapace is beautiful)!
@bitterindigo Never heard about it. Sounds cute though. :)
Meatloaf would do … what? http://t.co/ZV1Wqk1t
@evbirch Thank you! I love them, they’re both comfy and cute. :)
@marilyndutlow I like these as well: http://t.co/VaAPuc7o
@JimmyForan You could always press mute until Sunday night. :)
@JimmyForan As long as you come back this Monday, I’ve got nothing to complain about. I hope you’ll like the next one better! :)
@marilyndutlow Sometimes. :) http://t.co/hLNHUZ5V
@harrietvde The shoes are a Danish brand, called ‘Duck Feet’.
@bitterindigo They’re Danish, called ‘Duck Feet’. Comfy and awesome!
About the interview: the questions were great, and the man asking them was super friendly. I just sucked. No biggie. :)
#ff @TweetweekUSA, for obvious reasons.
They’re beautiful (and comfy!). RT @matbeeDOTcom: @sweden only a lesbian would wear those horrid things. :P
Example of comfy shoes: http://t.co/WHGUcIXm
Remember, comfy shoes tomorrow. I don’t want to hear any complaints about aching feet on our sightseeing around Uppsala. :)
#shamelessselfpromotion => #ff @truckerlez if you’d like to follow me after this week.
@mmicha I was just rambling on in broken English, making a fool of myself. No worries though, I’ll manage the embarrassment eventually. :)
But hey, I’m sitting on the floor with a glass of wine, and a cat in my lap, while my gf is cooking dinner.
Wow. I just did the. worst. interview. ever.
@mikerass It just felt awful really, rambling on, on broken English. Hopefully you’ll cut the strangest things. :) @MarcoWerman
@bgosl I don’t know about @timroylett, but I wasn’t talking about ‘happy’, but ‘proud’. I’m happy that I live here for example. :)
@ZuberKat Sorry! (But no, I’m not. Welcome home! :))
Tomorrow (when it’s a bit less dark) I’ll take you on the real tour of Uppsala.
Wow! RT @ATMchicMilano: @sweden Hanna on Italian Vogue http://t.co/BEGcxahp
@Livsnaturist <3!
@Livsnaturist I won’t be able to get to Flogsta tonight. If you’d like to record Flogstavrålet, I’d be happy to RT it!
@chrischasescars I tried to post a Wikilink, but failed. It’s on there though!
@HenkAA60 I know, I’m a failure. :)
@chrischasescars Nope, you don’t chew this, you stick it under your upper lip. :)
And among the most important things of all (if you want to be credible as a lesbian truck driver): snus. http://t.co/IcoMYoBY
@dosespressos It’s Valborg. It’s … well, mayhem. Drunk students everywhere. :) I guess you could google ‘Valborg in Uppsala’ or smth?
@dosespressos It really is, except on April 31st, when it’s mayhem.
@nixCab Subtitles ftw!
@cykelgaraget I’m 32, but they show movies on request sometimes. :)
This is also why I’m fat. (ping @semmelmannen) http://t.co/fX9O1sir
@ChicaNovo That’s the one we have in Uppsala, otherwise it’s just like anywhere else I’m afraid.
If your bike breaks down in Uppsala, Cykel-Viktor’s the place to go. Super friendly! http://t.co/95afLdhb
Here’s Upplandsmuseet, a museum that shows the history of Uppsala and its surroundings. http://t.co/WmBexjur
At Fyris, I’ve seen Blade Runner 9 times.
Uppsala’s best cinema, if you’re into more movies than just American once. #fyris http://t.co/cjj5Cuuf
@HootenHaller Haha, it’s my gf’s cats, and we don’t live together. I am sure the cats would be able to order pizza online if they needed to.
@DerekJackson56 I wouldn’t be too sure about that, but you’re a sweetheart to say so!
Speaking of cats, sort of … :) http://t.co/pWQPIgye
(Forgot the pic, sorry) http://t.co/iXsRzlPt
As you can see, I’m stuck in bed with a cat on my hip. Not complaining though.
@margitrichert Of course! I’ll be on Nyhetsmorgon first, but afterwards I’ll be available.
@dalekcat That’s the Swedish size, I’m a Uk size 5,5, and an 8 in US size.
Love ‘em! RT @ThorleifRavnbak: Great swedish country music. The video, though, is a wierd dark scary piece @sweden http://t.co/8D8BmAz4
@scoobschris Exactly! Nothing to be ashamed about. I’m proud to be living my life the way I want to, and that’s all.
Well yes, of course. I’m a size 38, and proud! :D RT @PerKohler: @sweden Oh! Oh! Oh! Now do shoe size. Are you proud of that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
What I AM proud of though, is the fact that I am open about it, and not trying to either conceal or push away that important part of me.
‘But aren’t you proud of being a lesbian, it sure seems like it?’ No, it wasn’t my choice either.
@crazybrave I agree in so many levels.
@akaSimone i just can’t see how it’s possible to be proud about smth you actually didn’t have a part in?
(And of course, everything about being proud or not, is #myownopinion. I can’t speak for all of Sweden, obviously.)
@timroylett I’m with you! I’m very happy to been given all the opportunities by being born here, but I wouldn’t say ‘proud’. @PdeBeer
@crazybrave You’re just trying to get me to blush! @aptronym
@nathanrodger Nice! I went to Kiruna this summer, for the first time ever. The drive there was really pretty, and long.
@ThegoodBuck ‘multi-lingual’ is to say a bit much, don’t you think? I know Swedish, and get by in English, and that’s about that. :)
I don’t regret studying, I’m very happy that I did it. I learned plenty (and forgot most of it), and I got the courage to live my dream.
Ever since I was a child, I wanted to be a truck driver, but being a girl and all (and a moderately intelligent one), I decided to go to uni
I guess I was a bit unclear: I’m not planning on going to uni. Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. :)
@nathanrodger Welcome? ‘Back’ you say, you’ve been (t)here before? I love Stockholm, especially during the summer.
@ThegoodBuck Oh, I’ve already been to uni, so no, I’m keeping my job. :)
@Livsnaturist I was actually thinking about that. Maybe catch it on video? :)
@nathanrodger >> imply that I had anything to do with it being awesome. It’s a tricky question!
@nathanrodger I don’t know really. I love living here, and I think Sweden is awesome, but I don’t know if I’m proud. To me, that would >>
@tonnellato Oh believe me, there’s plenty of that going round here as well,
@JulleKramer Exactly!
@SaraFallstrom > the luck of being born here,
@SaraFallstrom Why would I live anywhere else? I like it here, I actually love it here. That doesn’t mean that I need to be proud of having>
I just can’t say that I am proud of something that’s not been up to me (again, being born in Sweden).
I’ve been given the opportunity to study at the uni for 6yrs, without having to pay for it, which I’m immensely grateful for.
I feel very fortunate to be Swedish, but proud? No, not really. I’m very happy to have had the chance to grow up here.
I’m not proud to be Swedish, since I didn’t have anything to do with the fact that I was born here.
A guy once told me that I was ‘anti Sweden’, since I refused to call myself ‘a proud Swede’ (a term mostly used by racists here).
@Agent_Viper I know I saw it as a child, but I don’t have a distinct memory of it.
@ishrixio I guess Lars Winnerbäck would suit you (not my fav, but he’s popular), maybe Melissa Horn (don’t like her at all, but many do)?
@CatherineDunn8 No, not a single one so far. :( (This account maybe follows the wrong people? :P)
@MattBarbet I’m enjoying this immensely! I just like to get people to see that Sweden is more than Ikea, Abba and tall blondes. :)
http://t.co/bGZN1BzE (found it on Horse McDonald’s Facebook page, any of you heard the song? Good?)
@WaitiriCreek Oh, I wasn’t complaining, I love talking to little old ladies. :)
@GeneralKaty I’m so glad to hear that! Sweden IS beautiful, so just come will ya’?
@harrietvde Whyyyy? Harriet is a beautiful name, and the bull terrier is a magnificent dog! If anything, you should be proud. :)
@DrTeresaCairns Spot on! I like to talk to them, they always seem so happy to strike up a conversation with someone who is willing to stay.
@sonicthebadger I know, and since I’m not even allowed to have a fog with me at work, it’s going to have to wait indefinitely.
I’m a MAGNET for little old ladies.
I just went out to my car to fetch some things, and as always, I got stuck outside the door, talking to a little old lady about the weather.
@ElizaVignette Haha, sorry! They’re @lastbilslesbian (Swe) and @truckerlez (Eng). Both names reeeeal obvious. :)
@DanielleWarby It’s nice to see that I’m not the only one with a dirty mind. :) @xmoraix
I know that several other drivers bring their dogs, but since I don’t have my own truck, I wouldn’t be allowed to if I had one. :’(
The problem is just that with my work, it’s impossible (‘Hi Börje, I’m off to work for 4 days. There’s money for food on the counter.’).
@MashOnEarth Sunny? How’s that fair, huh? *running away, sobbing*
You know what I really really want? I want to have an English bull terrier. I’ve even thought of names (Harriet or Börje). *sigh*
@xmoraix So, it was just me then. :) Thank you, you too!
@xmoraix I just thought that you meant cat = pussy. Maybe it’s just me, having a dirty mind?
… and that should have been ‘acts’. :)
<= sometimes acs like a hyperactive child on a sugar rush, tweeting like mad.
This week (it’s not over, no cheering yet!) has been absolutely fantastic. I’ve enjoyed this immensely, as you may have figured out already.
@xmoraix I think my gf would mind, since they belong to her. Oh waaaait, was that a lesbian joke? I’m a bit on the slow side obviously.
#ff @WeAreAustralia and @PeopleofLeeds. It’s so nice to see that others follow our example! <3 Any more of you out there?
@ElizaVignette I’ve actually got two, one in Swedish and one in English. :)
@cmbsweden So did I! Maybe I should add that they rarely glance at it. In the 3,5 yrs I’ve been doing this, I’ve been checked 2tms @maryk77
Today the weather seems awfully grey, which is too bad. I would love to show you Uppsala when it’s at its finest. Hopefully tomorrow.
I don’t want to disturb them, that’s all. :)
I really should get out of bed now (I’ve slept for ages!), but since I’ve got one cat resting on my back, and the other one on my legs …
@maryk77 Not stupid at all! Within the EU I shouldn’t have to, but I still need smth to show that I’m a Swe citizen, so I always carry it.
@sushobhan I hope you’ll be back Monday morning? New curator, different topics. :)
This is rather marvelous.
Oh. I’m still in my car, and it’s freezing outside. Maybe I should call it a night, and go to bed instead of freezing my poor behind off?
@missy__m Oh my. That’s the coolest thing!
@heatherwgaona Haha, true!
@LEAFS_SUCK_ASS I just might take you up on that! :)
@mbraithwaite Plain cowardice and laziness I suppose. :/
@loyise That’s … that’s a bit strange really. :)
When I went to Boston some years ago, I saw RHPS (somewhere around Harvard Square maybe?), with actors n’ all. Heaven!
@ettlitettricks … or perhaps Rocky Horror Picture Show. :)
That’s oh so true. RT @SmudgeThomas: @sweden Everybody gets a bit of a crush on Tim Curry when he gets out that elevator
There are so many of you from Canada. It’s almost as you know about my (not so) secret dream about going there.
Right now I realized that I haven’t watched RHPS in ages. That’s just plain wrong (and yes, I have somewhat of a crush on Tim Curry).
@MontagsOnFire @franosch ‘God, in the voice of James Mason’. Have I been watching too much Eddie Izzard?
<= busted RT @thisisiceland: Halló @sweden. I am glad you are on the Twitter finally, but why are you pretending to be a human?
Now I need to get going. See you in an hour. Uppsala, here I come! :)
@gavinmarshallne I’m so glad to hear that! What did you do?
@franosch I did? Oh my, I’ve been drunk again?
@harodani I don’t even have to sneak! I was planning on showing Orvars. :)
Wow. I just took a peek at the amount of followers of my new account. You people are mad (in the best sense there is).
@Dolphinized Have you had lunch there in the summer? It’s really good! Btw, coffee some day?
@livlab Maybe not … But then again, I just want to make them feel seen and loved!
@gfrancie Haha, ‘stray penises’!
@Dolphinized So, any particular sights you think I should show the rest of the world, you being an Uppsala student and all?
Fantastic idea! :) RT @persephone419: @sweden Next time hold up a score card. “Sweden’s Next Penis Model”
@Dolphinized I don’t know about the actual penis, but the owner at least looked embarrassed.
I don’t know if it’s just in Europe, or the same world wide. Probably the latter.
@WilsonWTeng No, not right here, although I think it has been snowing here today.
Today I honked my horn, smiled and waved. He looked a bit embarrassed.
Today I saw another penis (the fifth since Monday). Drivers just can’t be bothered walking 20 meters to the toilet.
Those of you have followed me since Monday know the theme by now: waiting. Now there’s a bridge that’s open.
@DrewSilverman I am so amazed by this!
@krismet Oh, for how long? What is she doing there?
@thewaybyelle Oh yeah!
@d_o_p Sorry, not at this moment. It was a long time since I was there.
@MaxWyattSampson I am? How am I ever going to be able to let go of this account? :)
@dosespressos Good! Comfy shoes, a bottle of water and a smile required!
http://t.co/i7PivceT <= me being interviewed about you. (same as earlier)
Coffee break. Only 2 hrs to go (and another to Uppsala). Yay!
With you as company, time flies. Remember, a tour of Uppsala this weekend. Make sure to bring your comfy shoes!
@chrischasescars If you’re going to Uppsala, ping me at @truckerlez!
@bitterindigo I’ve only been away since Monday. Before that I was home for 24hrs after 4days on the road. When I get back, I’ll be off >thu.
@chrischasescars >> Uppsala of course. Strängnäs is also cute. :)
@chrischasescars I’m afraid it is. Stockholm is really beautiful, and from there you could go to Sigtuna (adorable little town!), and >>
@evawb … but a German. ;)
@chrischasescars Wow, nice! I’m sure that will be appreciated! Where are you going?
Now I just really want to be home.
@chrischasescars I guess? I haven’t really thought of my English as ‘good’, more like ‘somewhat understandable’. :)
@chrischasescars Thank you! I’m glad, it’s my favorite place in the world. :)
@glynes Thanks (although I haven’t heard it myself)!
@travelingtamm Thank you! I haven’t dared listening to it yet. Maybe next week. Or year …
@EdenLilies Oh, thanks a bunch! I didn’t dare to listen to it myself, I was too afraid that I was coming out as the Swedish Chef. :)
To those of you who always have wondered what a Swenglish speaking lesbian sounds like: link in next RT!
@P3Nyhetsguiden Cool! Thanks a lot for having me!
Did I just say ‘everybody knows that all female truckers are lesbians’ on national radio? I hope people know that is was a joke, mostly.
@P3Nyhetsguiden No, @charmkvark! :)
For those of you who find me boring: just imagine what my friends have to go through, every single day. Get some perspective folks!
If you’ve ever wanted to hear what a rambling Swenglish speaking lesbian sounds like, I’ll post a link to the interview as soon as I get it.
@KentEklund Meaning … ?
@Ardeyargull I actually think it does, but I haven’t been there in ages. I’ll have to ask around. :)
This weekend I’ll be taking you on a tour round Uppsala. No more trucks after Friday morning, ok?
(And no, I can’t spell.)
Today I’m going to listen to old podcasts of This American Life (I may have a slight crush on Ira Glass). Absolutely love the program.
4 mins left, then I’m off. Finally!
@Livsnaturist This weekend maybe?
@livdragon I should, shouldn’t I? I’ll ask my boss if that’s ok. :)
… and this dirty lady is in need of a wash. http://t.co/5rdcJTTh
And as always, I need to check that the load is properly secured. It is. http://t.co/CuZeXH97
@michael_1969 In Sweden it is, but I’m not doing that. If you’ve read the tweets before this, you’ll see that I’m stuck I Denmark an hour.
Right now I’m in Denmark, and will be going to Helsingborg from Helsingør, and then take the E4 to Södertälje.
@2FBS Yup, I do. I never drive the same truck two days in a row, they’re on the road 24/7.
@2FBS No, we have the tach to keep track of us.
I thiiiiink … that my truck is here now, A truck most certainly is (and hopefully it’s mine). Today I’m heading back to Sweden BTW.
@doneoveroff Haha, something like that.
For those who have been with me since Monday: you all know that I’m going to miss the boat with mere seconds, right?
My truck’ll be here soon, but since I haven’t had 9hrs rest yet, I just have to wait until I’ve had.
http://t.co/WPCUcgDD <= the amazing Christian Kjellvander. Perfect to listen to while driving.
It’s almost 4am, and I need to sleep. Puss och kram, as we say in Swedish.
@oldschooldsl I’m not the right person to be asked this, since I know extremely little about it. Sorry.
@jarrettmoffatt Really? That may be true. I have trouble sleeping during the day, even in a completely dark room. I DO sleep though!
This does not in any way mean that I want you to unfollow this account. It’s the coolest thing ever, and I’m curious what will come next.
@SvanteTidholm I guess I just need to double the effort. I’ll keep the old one (and use it!), and use the new one too.
@tracicharles >> to continue one. :)
@tracicharles I think most of us are friendly, but shy. I’m not likely to strike up a conversation with a stranger, but more than willing >>
Ok, it’s a silly name, but it was all I could come up with: for those of you who might want to follow me after this week: @truckerlez
@jarrettmoffatt Right now, or ever? :)
It’s been too dark for me to be able to get a decent pic of the truck, so here’s an old one (pic, not truck): http://t.co/epawIIav
@justinkoornneef What? Noooo, I’ve only said that the traffic is worse there, than in Zwolle!
I told her: Australia, NZ, South Africa, Canada, India, the US, Indonesia … She was really taken aback. ‘They follow SWEDEN?’
Today my local newspaper called me, and one of the things they asked me, was where you all are from.
@tamaramanning I will! @bitterindigo
@franosch That’s a great idea. Would you let me have a go at it sometime? ;)
@lantaumama I enjoy them both, and I’ve tweeted exactly the same here, as I would have in Swedish.
@ribblefizz Neither does mine I’m afraid. I understand quite a lot of German, but forming sentences on my own? Naaah.
@punkelikat Nope, not in my Swedish account I don’t. :) ( @lastbilslesbian)
@AntZoo @KarelBrits My Swedish account is @lastbilslesbian.
@itsmotherswork Haha, love it!
I’ve decided to set up another account (in English), for those of you who are too lazy to learn Swedish. :) I’ll keep you posted.
@ribblefizz There are about 9? 10? already. :)
@lantaumama Oh, but I have! It’s just that my ‘real’ account is in Swedish, and since you’re all too lazy to learn it … :P
@WomenTruckers Hi there! I’ll make sure to follow your account with my other one!
@MissTovah Truck parts. :)
@bitterindigo I’m in Germany right now. I actually just wrote to another person that a dream of mine is to go to Canada. :)
@Peter_Sundberg Since I just missed the boat, I may be running a bit late. I’ll probably be aboard when you call. :) @SRVaken
@LMvanderWatt I have a dream to go to Canada some day, and drive there for a while. I don’t know why really, but it seems nice there.
Well… maybe? RT @Frits: @sweden Are you sure you didn’t subconsciously miss that boat in order to please your @sweden twitter addiction?
In case you’re wondering: I’m on my way back to Denmark. Tomorrow I’m heading off home, and then I’ll be @sweden IN Sweden!
@bitterindigo Hahaha!
… and of course I missed the boat, and will have to wait another 30 mins. That seems to be this weeks topic: waiting.
@sanderoosterhof I left Zwolle around 3pm, and before that at least 5 of my colleagues passed in their way there. You missed 10 trucks? :)
Oops, break’s over. See you in … I don’t know, 4? 5? hours.
I sure am. A lesbian trucker for a daughter? Poor man. RT @iawt: @sweden #LOVE your dad. You’r really disgraceful to him.
@_EulaliO I think you’re right. But, I am fortunate to live in a country that mostly support us, and that’s a relief.
No, but really. I can do without him, it’s not that he has been the pillar of support in my life, even before that.
@thegeekgirlie Haha, I can’t do anything but laugh about it really. It’s his loss.
@MKaipio I’ve still got three beautiful sisters to harass! :)
@AnnBarnes I’m sorry about your loss. It’s sad to think that there are so many of us.
That was today’s sad story. Tomorrow I’ll tell you about my father who hasn’t said a single word to me since I came out as lesbian. :)
@thegulster Who doesn’t? :)
@Airbles Thank you!
@dcakathecapital I know, a total revelation!
@thegulster I am! @joanntweets
I know, that if she’d been alive today, she would have been pestering everyone with ‘wow, look at my sister, isn’t she awesome?’. :)
@blalkhan Oh, I’m focusing on the ones that have asked to follow me after this! :) @thegulster
So, today’s advice: don’t fucking kill yourselves, ’cause that will only make people sad. Ok?
@thegulster I’ll hand over the account Sunday night. Maybe I should start a new account, for those 5 ppl who’ll want to keep following me?
I don’t pick up the phone to call her anymore, but that stopped just a year ago.
She’s been dead for 3yrs now, but there hasn’t been a single day since, that I haven’t thought of her.
Listening to German radio always makes me think about one of my sisters. I remember how she used to love music from the 80′s, and Germany.
Ha, I was wrong (see, I can admit that). Now I’m off, see you in 4hrs or so.
@Dolphinized That would be plain wrong.
In Denmark they seem to have giant women, with upper lips like mustaches, to wash your truck. Impressive. http://t.co/QOYwDSSn
@EQvarford Haha, nice! A dyke in a Dutch dyke then? Hopefully that won’t come true.
That’s just awesome. My departure time, according to the schedule, is 3pm, but my trailer won’t be loaded until 5pm.
@Dolphinized Ok. Maybe, just maybe, the topic will come up later this week. I’m not promising anything!
@EQvarford A dyke in a Dutch ditch. :)
@pajp Naaah, was it? Strange, why would I tweet about those?
@Dolphinized What? NOOO! There won’t be another chance, ever!
@BeechersBrooks We’ll get back to those. :)
@franosch What about boobs?
@ZoranPavlovicLj How could I forget?
@peter_truck I do have another account, but that’s in Swedish. Several others have asked me to start a new one, in English. Maybe I will.
@peter_truck Oh, awesome!
@aptronym No photo, it was too dark. Sorry.
A small recap for the new followers: until now I’ve covered 1) coffee, 2) boobs, and 3) Sigourney Weaver’s panties. Welcome!
@dosespressos Once, or maybe twice. :) <3
@lt_fredrik ‘Undervärdeskomplex’? Det är ju inte ens ett ord? *förvirrad*
My advise to all of you: if you don’t like the tweeter on the @sweden account one week, unfollow, and come back the next!
I know that politics can be a touchy subject, but I don’t think I’m here because they want me to steer clear of those, on the contrary.
The perfect thing with this account, is if you don’t like the current tweeter, you only have to suffer for a week.
@missorian Oh, I do know that @kwasbeb is bad ass. You don’t like me, and that’s fine and dandy. My advise is still that you unfollow fr now
@missorian Yes, it was, and we’re chosen because of our differences. It’s not an ad campaign with pretty pictures, it’s our reality.
@missorian But in what way do I need up get over myself? I honestly don’t understand your point. @RxOliver
Hi all! Don’t worry, I don’t get upset when people call me a whiner. As I have stated before: I’m a bit like the honey badger.
@missorian >> I’m not.
@missorian >> until my week is over, and then see if you like the next one better. I think that’s better than me trying to be smth that >>
@missorian So what exactly would the point about the account be, in your opinion? I think it’s a great solution that you unfollow or mute >>
Now bitchy @sweden is off to bed again. Ta-ta!
@RxOliver Haha, we’re back to that, are we? Don’t worry, not a single tweet I’ve written or read this week, has been while driving. Truly.
Yes, and yes. RT @missorian: Tell me @sweden are you actualy a bunch of whiners as a nation and the only cool person is jack?
@missorian It is really about Sweden, we just all have our own angle. Maybe you should unfollow for now, and return again on Sunday?
@dreydesign There already has been one, and although I haven’t seen the list of the ones to come, I do think there will be more. :)
@AcatiaAcer it’s not as if you can’t care about both! I don’t get it, I really don’t. I care for women in ALL countries, incl my own.
@imogenbirley I’d like that!
I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t settle for ‘better than in many other places’. #myownopinion
That does not mean that it is perfect. Only because smth is better than in other places, you’ve got to stop caring? #myownopinion
It sometimes happens, when I speak about women’s rights for example, that people say ‘it’s worse in other countries’. And yes, we’re lucky.
And still we have a law that forces people to get sterilized to be able to change their legal gender? Appalling! #myownopinion
One of the many things I love about Sweden, is that people in general are open minded. We support all sorts of rights, for all kinds of ppl.
@SwedishDownTown I don’t have the slightest idea. It’s confusing, and effed up. #myownopinion
@Gaby_Chamorro Those stains will stay forever. No, I’ll stick to diesel and motor oil. :)
@FizaIsa I think you’re right. :(
@timroylett I have absolutely no idea, I’m as surprised and appalled as everyone else. Madness!
I would also need to listen to Abba, to fit in. Believe me, I’m rather myself than that stereotype.
Imagine being that stereotype I mentioned earlier? Is would be horrible, just think of the stains on your clothes from the pocket meatballs.
In this sort of question I can only speak for myself, but Twitter, rest assured: many of us do not want that law. #myownopinion
@StuartyPhilpott In what way?
And no, it’s not #myownopinion that they’re only 3% (that’s a fact), but that it is truly horrible (which, in most eyes, also is a fact…).
As many of you have already pointed out: the party in our government that supports this horrendous law only has about 3%. #myownopinion
@knowlex Unfortunately yes. To be able to change your legal gender, you first need to be sterilized. Horrific! #myownopinion
@Airbles You’ve got a point. Where do I find these … people?
@ahamrud Haha, I know! :)
@farooqalsaegh I do so too!
Some of us are short, fat and kinda bland, and hoped that forced sterilization would have stayed in the 1940s. #myownopinion
A typical Swede? A tall, beautiful blonde with meatballs stuffed down her pockets, forcing sterilization upon transgender people?
What I find most amazing about this, is that it gives so many of us the chance to show you the differences in our country.
@zwedenweb Dank u wel!
… and as soon as I close my eyes, and try to get back to sleep, the phone rings. It’s not easy being a celeb. *dramatic sigh*
@Hannah__ Haha, wow!
@arriabelli This one particular guy has been following me for quite some time, so I guess he thought he could trust me not to be stupid. :)
@zwedenweb I’m afraid they won’t have much time doing that this time, since I’m off to bed now, and leaving Zwolle at 3pm. :(
@LiveShuttle Just excellent thank you! And you?
@arriabelli I just got a question from one of my followers, if I wanted to tweet as Sweden for a week. Simple as that! :)
To be extremely clear: that was a nightmare. I’m not in a Dutch ditch, I’m in my bed, safe and sound.
@Didofan1991 Yep, I’m already here, in Zwolle.
Actually, what really made it horrible was the embarrassment of it all. I bit icy, and I decide to go ass down in a ditch? Pffft!
It was icy on the way here, so I dreamt that I crashed into a ditch. I didn’t get hurt, but the truck, oh the truck! :’(
But really, I should get back to sleep. I’m just finding it hard to relax after my nightmare.
F i n a l l y our wifi is up and running, and so am I.
You know what I find truly annoying? It’s when someone says ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tell them as soon as they get here’, and then doesn’t.
@klondyke69 <3!
@boooothie … and to answer your question: I hand over the account Sunday night. Mute or unfollow until then?
I guess that’s a sign for me to go to bed?
Oh crap. I was so looking forward to getting to Zwolle, and being able to tweet. No it looks as though the wifi is down.
@boooothie Have you considered following more people? If you follow very few, the ones who tweet a lot seem to take over. :)
See you in about 3hrs, then I’ll be tweeting from the Netherlands.
See you in about 3hrs, then I’ll be tweeting from the Netherlands.
Btw, it’s not always necessary to tell when you’re about to unfollow. I’m a bit like the honey badger when it comes to ‘aah, you’re boring’.
Btw, it’s not always necessary to tell when you’re about to unfollow. I’m a bit like the honey badger when it comes to ‘aah, you’re boring’.
Time’s up, time to get back on the road.
Time’s up, time to get back on the road.
@_rowan7 I’m glad to hear that! Here in Germany it’s icy right now. :(
@_rowan7 I’m glad to hear that! Here in Germany it’s icy right now. :(
@KimCaniff I know that, but it’s so embarrassing to get it all wrong (although I’m brave enough to tweet in English to 21k followers :)).
@KimCaniff I know that, but it’s so embarrassing to get it all wrong (although I’m brave enough to tweet in English to 21k followers :)).
@smamat Unfortunately my mother never taught me any Finnish. Too bad, ’cause it’s really a beautiful language.
@smamat Unfortunately my mother never taught me any Finnish. Too bad, ’cause it’s really a beautiful language.
@mikaelstahl I’m glad you notified me, otherwise I would been wondering forever.
@mikaelstahl I’m glad you notified me, otherwise I would been wondering forever.
@Anypocalypse They really should have ‘Swedish Chef’ as a language choice.
@Anypocalypse They really should have ‘Swedish Chef’ as a language choice.
@podbud Yes, it’s compulsory. When I was a kid, it was from 4th grade, but now I think it’s from either 1st or 2nd.
@podbud Yes, it’s compulsory. When I was a kid, it was from 4th grade, but now I think it’s from either 1st or 2nd.
@Paxmee I had you at ‘Swedish Chef’? ;)
@Paxmee I had you at ‘Swedish Chef’? ;)
@blalkhan I knew there would be a catch! No, unfortunately, I don’t.
@blalkhan I knew there would be a catch! No, unfortunately, I don’t.
@iamskye It’s one of the great mysteries in life.
@iamskye It’s one of the great mysteries in life.
Something like that, yes. :) RT @ZealotZebra: @sweden @Adibug87 “Boork boork boobs boobs” ?
Something like that, yes. :) RT @ZealotZebra: @sweden @Adibug87 “Boork boork boobs boobs” ?
@carolynUK Bacon is actually the only thing I missed. People told me to try adding Liquid Smoke to my food, but that just tastes awful.
@carolynUK Bacon is actually the only thing I missed. People told me to try adding Liquid Smoke to my food, but that just tastes awful.
So would I! RT @Adibug87: @sweden I would watch the hell out of a Lesbian Swedish Chef cooking show :D
So would I! RT @Adibug87: @sweden I would watch the hell out of a Lesbian Swedish Chef cooking show :D
@silencewedge I don’t think so? If you know the origin of him, it’s really easy to hear which part of Sweden he’s from. :)
@silencewedge I don’t think so? If you know the origin of him, it’s really easy to hear which part of Sweden he’s from. :)
@glynes My pleasure! :D
@glynes My pleasure! :D
@carolynUK I think I could. I did for 7 years (but it’s almost impossible to get a veggie meal in Germany, at least in truck stops).
@carolynUK I think I could. I did for 7 years (but it’s almost impossible to get a veggie meal in Germany, at least in truck stops).
@grantike86 Yes, but that doesn’t mean I have to like the smell of them, right?
@grantike86 Yes, but that doesn’t mean I have to like the smell of them, right?
The later it gets, the worse my English. Soon I’m back to being the lesbian equivalent to the Swedish Chef.
The later it gets, the worse my English. Soon I’m back to being the lesbian equivalent to the Swedish Chef.
… and now the entire truck smells of pig shit. Damn you, piggie truck beside mine!
@AndersFinn And do you drink loads and loads of coffee?
@GYoungOfficial I do think they would mind me driving round and around the truck wash. :)
@njba Oh yes, all Swedish police seem to love their coffee (and opera?).
@kollarp So, are you from Gothenburg, or just a wannabe?
You see? RT @tenfootfangs: @sweden According to Wikipedia, the Finns win, but Sweden is still very high up there. http://t.co/KzsFHqk5
@Zupatron3000 Correct! :)
@carolynUK Great idea, although we managed anyway. I think he understood me, and I him (eventually).
I think I’ve read somewhere that Swedes and Finns are the largest consumers of coffee in the world. My father’s Swedish, my mother’s Finnish
@crazybrave Haha, maybe I will!
The poor man at the truck wash speaks no English, and I’m too much of a coward to even try to speak German.
@Gaby_Chamorro Today it’s motors, otherwise mostly axles and gearboxes, to the Scania factory in Zwolle.
Coffee that tastes like dishwater, but it’s better than nothing.
That’s what I thought. Something smelled funny, and when I looked around, I spotted a truck that usually transports pigs. Oh the glamour!
@Shelouise T-shirt Store. :)
@ribblefizz I know, I know, need to see that as well. One more thing on my list!
Yay, almost in Germany now! See you in … 4hrs or so.
@OMGEddieFTW Eh… *bad truck driver* Sorry! (I may have seen it as a child, but I don’t remember much of it.)
@DrTeresaCairns Swedish mostly, and some English. I understand quite a lot of German, but I don’t dare to speak it.
@ganymeder It’s a great one, it should be everyone’s list!
I have never seen ‘Convoy’. Does that make me an awful driver? I’ve been meaning so see it, but have never gotten around to it.
@DrTeresaCairns No, I haven’t. I’ll make sure to check that out, thanks!
@DrTeresaCairns Probably, it’s been almost a year since the last time. I absolutely love it!
@tashpool Hmm… Most of us?
@plumbob78 I like them both, they complete each other in a way. I’ve seen BR 11 times in the cinema…
@chrismada9 I think that may be the correct way of expressing it, yeah. :)
@thewaybyelle Pretty strict I guess, if you’re talking about driving hours and such.
Things I need to do when I get back to Uppsala: watch an ep of Buffy, re-read ‘Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?’.
@GustavErikson Well yes, but no coffee. :(
@olrandir Gf approved and all? There should be a stamp for that (and thanks!).
No coffee. That’s just wrong. :’(
@maxxkrakoa The Body is also really good, and even more silent.
@maxxkrakoa Oh, Hush is the scariest and best!
@Canuck01 That’s … that’s a bit scary actually. Scary, but nice!
Haha, true! RT @IPU1973: @sweden This one looks ok… http://t.co/AFDAp2l8
@silvialarsen I’ll hunt the staff down, and demand coffee!
@ShadGandel @butwait *blush*
That’s the true beauty of this job: I’m never the ugliest! :) #win
@thegulster Oh yeah, but they taste like ass.
So yeah, I could look as a sack of hammers, and still be beautiful in comparison.
Some of you keep saying that I’m beautiful for a truck driver. Is that supposed to be a compliment? Most (male) drivers are butt ugly.
@mittlivsomc I guess, if I could settle for moobs.
+1 RT @MrsChristensen: @sweden love evil Willow.
@thegulster I know, it’s terrible. What do they expect from me, 45mins on a boring boat, and no coffee?
@s1mn I KNOW! I’m already working on a law suit. They won’t get away with this!
I don’t really mind waiting. What bugs me is that I found out that they won’t be serving coffee on the next boat. No coffee?
‘Bored now’, why do I find that familiar? Oh yeah, Willow! I need to see all episodes of Buffy again.
So, here I am, waiting for the next one. Bored now.
Bye bye boatie! (Yep, the first one left without me. ‘Don’t you know who I am? I’m … I’m … I’m Hanna, nice to meet you.’)
The trailer is almost the dirtiest looking one in mankind, do you’ll have to come with me to the truck wash. Come on, it’ll be fun!
Waiting again, this time in Rødby, for the boat to Puttgarden.
@luhugerth I always try to speak Swedish, but switch if they don’t understand me. That rarely happens.
Dear Twitter, I’ll be leaving for Germany soon, but fear not: I’ll be back.
@holsterika Ooooh?! <= surprised
@fernalfonso @dailydot This is just my second day, but it’s been fantastic so far. :)
@EdenLilies What? Really?! <= me, acting surprised
Where was I? Yeah, awesomeness. We’ve done coffee … Boobs, did we check those off the list? Good. Chocolate?
You know what else is awesome? (Now you say ‘boobs’, and I will act all surprised.)
You know a thing that’s awesome? Coffee.
Eventually I will have to take a step (or five) on that floor, but I won’t like it a single bit, ya’ hear?
I’m awake, but not quite ready to leave the warm bed. The floor’s freezing cold, and my socks are faaaar away.
@LaLuneDeux That is what I started out doing, after I got my driver’s license. Never again! It’s too stressy, and messy.
(Pic for last tweet) http://t.co/HvfMkOUC
Dear Lush-store, what about NOT placing the signs that close to each other? It’s just a suggestion of course.
In case you’ve ever wondered who has got the pot of gold, at the end of the rainbow: it’s DHL. http://t.co/qgU3XS91
<= off to bed. Bye!
@dosespressos If you only knew … :) Just do it, it’s really the best. job. ever.
@fernandavpaiva Feel free to unfollow. :)
I know, a truck wash might just be the saddest place.
That would be awesome, right? Right? Hey you guys, wait up! Why are you running away? Was it something I said?
Ok, I’ve gotta go back to sleep now, but if you’re behaving real nice, I might just take you to REAL truck wash.
@FizaIsa Good point! :)
And, to forget E-type for a while (but not for too long, eh?): Christian Kjellvander.
Another trucker lesbian => RT @jjenka: @sweden and for us that listened to both? :)
@jjenka You tell me! :)
@Mis_Bugg Hey, i STILL listen to Sisters of Mercy!
@rkaufman Haha, oh yes! It’s actually a quite vast area, in the southern parts of Sweden.
For those of us who dressed in black and listened to Sisters of Mercy? Well, not that much (easy, that is. Not very easy.).
Sometimes I miss the 90′s. Everything was so much simpler then, at least for those who listened to E-type.
@njba Naah, not very often, but a year ago I was interviewed quite a lot, concerning my driving (as being one of Sweden’s top drivers).
>> Eurodisco-king E-type, and the song ‘Set the world on fire’. Now it’s stuck in my brain. Watch it on YouTube and share my pain, yes?
It’s going to be hard to get to sleep, cause some of you (who obviously can’t be left unsupervised for long) got me thinking of the 90′s >>
But you guys know me, you know that I’m not. I would never, as some have implied, occupy Denmark. Let’s just call it … a friendly visit?
How come, that every single time I talk to a journalist, I always ramble on and on, as if I were stark raving mad? #thingsthatmakeyougohmm
@franksavaglio >> all tied up in my basement right now). @aptronym
@franksavaglio You guys worry too much. Have you heard _anything_ from Denmark? You see, nothing to worry about (since it’s >> @aptronym
@simon_brooke Oh, just as our Viking-loving, long haired 90′s Eurodisco-king, E-Type, would say: ‘Set the world on fire!’.
But on the other hand, I leave you guys unsupervised for hours at a time. :)
Someone unfollowed because I tweeted too much, and I guess that might be true, at least I’m bursts.
Dear Twitter, would you please look after the world while I’m sleeping? Thanks!
Just like I thought, I’ve been sleeping like a baby. Something just woke me, but give me a couple of minutes, and I’ll go back to sleep.
Oh no, I seem to be up. Not for long though, I need to get back to sleep, soon. Or, soon-ish …
@Donny_Depp @silencewedge Oh, love it!
@Airbles Wow, that really makes me flattered to hear (well, read). I’ll consider it!
@skippychalmers Haha, exactly!
@greenat15 Yep, the girl in it is of no concern. I only want the Chthulu-tee!
@GeekySwede With that handle, who would’ve known? :P
… and this is the only pic of my gf I dare to post here. :) http://t.co/VYMC0ZDB
(For those of you who’ve been to Sweden, you know it’s just plain wrong. No ice, no snow, in December? Crazy!)
Just one more picture I wanted to share with you. This was New Years Eve in Sweden (outside Nyköping). http://t.co/ZBl8jdfK
@soilis Oh no, not when you need to be out in it. It’s awesome to hear it though!
@mexicantunas Yes, and no. :) I see lots of beautiful places, but also loads and loads of ugly ones. I try to focus on the first.
@XOXCandaceXOX It’s a 9hr trip, breaks and boat included. Not too bad. :)
Sometimes (ok, most of the time) I miss sleeping in the truck. Just imagine: parked right next to the Autobahn, rain pouring down. Heaven!
I’ll be going to Puttgarden from Rødby, and then just follow the A1 all the way to Ausfahrt 63 (Cloppenburg).
I keep thinking ‘tomorrow’, since I haven’t slept yet, but it is actually later today that I’m leaving for the Netherlands.
… and this is a very tired trucker. http://t.co/pD3raPrT
This is the foremost thing on my mind right now. http://t.co/NoVFo5pr
@djpaterson Oh yes, I know that. But, there’s always the chance that all of you unfollow for a week b/c of that boring trucker.
@LoukasX Good morning!
@zootallure Oh, I know that already. But hey, Rotterdam is even worse! :) I usually go by the name @lastbilslesbian.
I never ever would have expected this much feedback on my tweets. Nope, no nay never.
@djpaterson Denmark is just fine, windy as always.
It’s 8.13 am, and I really really need to get some sleep. Soon.
In Sweden the roads were icy, but deserted. In Denmark the roads were just wet, but crowded.
@MoBurkhardt Thanks!
@MoBurkhardt Pleeeeeease? Pretty please with sugar on top?
I’m totally exhausted. It was a long time since I worked nights, and I think I will be sleeping like a baby soon.
… and she’s back!
@franksavaglio The boat’s cheaper, since the truck is continuing to Germany via Rødby.
Bye for now!
2 more hours (or more, if I get stuck in the traffic around Copenhagen) to Vordingborg. Wish me luck (or don’t, it’s your choice)!
Hush, I’m trying to sneak in! RT @aptronym: Invasion!!! RT @sweden: In about 15 minutes I’ll still be @sweden, but in Denmark. :)
@GrooPunk Nooo pressure Hanna, no pressure at all!
When I do have company, I usually talk and talk, ’till they’re begging me to stop, or their ears fall off (whichever comes first).
Sometimes I wish that I had someone to talk to while driving.
In about 15 minutes I’ll still be @sweden, but in Denmark. :)
@LaLuneDeux What do you consider many? But no, not that many, people still raise their eyebrows when they see me.
@tommlie Been to both, and loved them equally. How come you’re going to Stockholm?
In case someone wonders how come I’ve barely touched the topic of politics: it will come, just not right now (need to sleep before that).
@csymrl 17 meters, about 40 tons all-in-all, and right now I’ve got axles on (for the Scania factory in Zwolle in the Netherlands).
@tommlie Oh, Scotland! <3 I went to Stirling for a semester ages ago, but I still miss it sometimes. Actually, I miss all of Scotland.
@LMFIV Thanks a lot! I’ve really enjoyed being @sweden today, and hopefully we’ll feel the same way all week. :)
@barstoolcadaver Is going to Helsingør worse, or was it a question whether I’m going there? But yes, that’s where I’m going.
@simonleake Yes it is, especially since this truck’s going to Rødby, and then to Puttgarden later today (same ticket).
@JeannieHiggins Oh, thank you! That won’t be until Sunday, so you’ve got plenty of time to get bored with me. :)
@drewyp Oh, it’s not too bad actually. Maybe you’ve been looking at the pictures from my home town, Uppsala? I’ve been driving south tonight
This is what I usually look like while waiting. It’s still too dark to take a picture today, so that will have to do. http://t.co/AnVlDr4f
Oh well. I guess there are worse things than waiting for the boat in Helsingborg.
Oh my, the break is over. Now I’m off to Helsingborg, to take the boat to Denmark. Bye for now!
@Schmerikahh We’ll settle for “quite a few”. :P
@Irenethefairy Since I change trucks all the time, no. But, I have a picture of her on my iPhone. :)
@Schmerikahh Excellent question! I haven’t thought about that … You do the math, please? I’m not sure how long it is.
Oh you guys! <3 RT @noellarichard: @sweden open a separate english account, I’m sure many would keep following you
@franksavaglio Unfortunately, I’m going to Helsingborg. :(
@noellarichard You think? Wow, that’s flattering!
@livlab Who says she can’t be both? ;)
@aptronym >> our country. It’s more interesting to see many different angles on a country, than just a single one.
@aptronym I got the question late last year, from one of my followers. I guess they want a variety of Swedes, to show the difference in >>
For almost 4,5hs (4hs and 27mins to be exact), I’ve been driving, which means that I’ve got approx. 4hs and … 20mins left to drive.
Gosh, I really enjoy being @sweden. They’ll have to grab the account out of my dying hands (or just wait ’till the week’s over).
Someone said that I should take pictures instead, and collect them into a coffee table book. I’m not sure I will …
@perceptiontwist That was correct! How come you’re learning Swedish? (Not that I’m complaining, on the contrary!)
Sometimes, I put on the high beams, just to see them freeze up like deer.
Instead, they just get out of their trucks, and pee, right then and there.
It’s not my own choice, I’m kinda forced to. You see, a lot of drivers just don’t have the energy to walk 20metres to the toilet.
Speaking of breaks (bear with me, I’m getting there): I get to see more penises than most of my straight female friends.
Right now, I’m having my second break for tonight, which means that I’m halfway to my destination. Right now, I’m somewhere in Småland.
@perceptiontwist It sure is! It’s nice to be able to present a wide range of Swedes. There are 9millions of us. :)
2) Sigourney’s panties always look really uncomfortable, and you always get to see them.
A couple of weeks ago, I saw the Alien-movies, and two things struck me as remarkable: 1) Sigourney Weaver gets more beautiful on every one.
And now for something completely different:
More about the last tweet when I get to Denmark (and have had some sleep).
@jamespage79 Of course, sorry I didn’t do it earlier!
I really wish that I would have time to answer all the tweets I’m getting, but it’s impossible. I read them all though!
I need more cowbell.
Oh, break’s over. See you in a couple oh hours!
Walking from the main square to my place? One Silent Shout. Excellent measure. Be sure to check the song out, it’s great!
Speaking of The Knife: their song ‘Silent Shout’ was once a measure of distance to me.
The Knife, First Aid Kit, Christian Kjellvander, Patrick Wolf. Just do it, ok?
Since my iPhone seems to say FO every time I want to post a YouTube-link, you’ll have to check the following yourselves:
Note to self: don’t re-read your tweets. They will just make you blush, because you seem to be the lesbian equivalent to the Swedish Chef.
We’re allowed to drive for 4,5hs, and then we need to have a break (45mins). The break can be divided in two (15+30mins).
This device keeps track of time (for how long I’ve been driving, breaks and such). http://t.co/7G3MA2oW
Right now I’m somewhere between Norrköping and Linköping, having my first break. (And my first coffee since 6pm)
Coffee. Coffeecoffeecoffee!
I’ll see you in a couple of hours, on my first break.
And tonight, David Sedaris will keep me company. <3 http://t.co/ZWwnRWzt
Would you just take a look at this beautiful Swede? http://t.co/G3A3l8MT
This is us. http://t.co/lOljXvFW
Firstly, I have to make sure that the load is properly secured (after checking everything on the truck of course).
But yeah, I’m at work now.
If my head wasn’t screwed on, I’d forget that at home as well.
Oh, it’s just one of these nights. Forgot my jacket at my gf’s, forgot the gloves in my car. It’s a cliché, but true nonetheless:
See you in an hour or so, I’m off to work.
That doesn’t mean I do it all the time, or most of the time. It means I’m doing it a few times.
Wow, this has been blown way out of proportion, really. I’m sorry that I make you upset, but yes, I sometimes tweet while driving.
@AnyaPalmer @rosegeorge3 That doesn’t mean that I do it all the time, or even most of the time. I do it a few times, that’s all.
@AnyaPalmer @rosegeorge3 Oh my, this wasn’ty intention at all. The thing I wanted to make clear was just that it IS steadier. >>
I assure you, I’m not driving right now. I will be tonight though. The tweets you’ll see then will mostly be from my breaks.
In a truck on the other hand, it’s way more steady, so looking away for a second doesn’t make you crash. I promise I’m being careful!
As I’ve told several others: I would never ever be tweeting in a car. I mostly don’t answer the phone in one.
@rosegeorge3 As I just said, I would never ever dream of tweeting in a car, but a truck is way more steady.
@AnyaPalmer I would never dream of tweeting in a car, but a truck is way more steady. Believe me, it takes 2min to answer a tweet.
So, safety first. I wouldn’t want to make you worried. :)
To those of you worried about me tweeting while driving: don’t worry. I write two letters, look at the road, and then two more letters.
But hey, I guess that’s the way you sound when you haven’t had time to think things through. :)
Wow. Well done Hanna, making a complete fool of yourself when Reuters are calling! I must have sounded like a complete freak.
@keleigh_wolf I drive a truck, from Sodertalje in Sweden, to Zwolle in the Netherlands. The best job ever!
@matthewwilkes That is the foremost thing I’m ashamed of, being a Swede. It’s absolutely horrific! I don’t have a link right away though.
@selmafeki Haha, thanks a lot! :’(
I’m not cut out for working in an office.
Yep, I’m one of the lucky ones, the ones who really enjoys going to work. I actually tried to switch jobs, but after just a week I returned.
Darn it. I tried to sleep a couple of hours, but I’m just too excited, about this, and about going to work.
@jessello Thank you!
@soupwiththefork Mostly audio books, preferably in English.
@nselby Haha, I know! But, as I stated this morning: this week Sweden won’t be location as much as a state of mind. :) (I’ll be working.)
@ribblefizz Here it’s 4 pm, and yes, dusk. :)
‘This weekend?’ you say, and look in your calendars, ‘it’s only Monday?’. That’s true, but I’ll be off for Denmark tonight.
I promise you: this weekend I’ll make sure to take you on a trip round Uppsala, but right now it’s too darn dark to take decent photos.
This awful picture doesn’t do it justice, but this is our beautiful university library, Carolina Rediviva. http://t.co/iJ33r1TN
@sarahiteasdale Do come visit!
@sarahiteasdale We’re all tweeting in English to make certain you all understand us. :)
@ElinDalstl I do. I think it’s a disgrace that a civilized country is still doing that. #myownopinion
@Ardeyargull I’m so glad to hear that! It was ages since I studied here, but I remember it as being extremely good.
@MrsChristensen Oh, Jim
Dale reading Harry Potter is amazing.
@ttmooney I know! It’s so odd, we haven’t had one decent snow day this winter.
@ribblefizz I’ve always wanted to do it, but I didn’t have the courage until I was about 26-27. I haven’t regretted that one minute.
@chilldivine Please do! We’ve got some great readers, but far too often the performances are crap. :(
@NatJioe The one in the back is the church, in front of that some building (don’t know anything about it), and in the front a museum.
As many of you already have remarked: the best audio book performer of all has got to be @stephenfry.
And beside it, our concert hall. I like it a lot, but a whole lot of people find it butt ugly. http://t.co/zwVh6onw
This has to be the most beautiful school in Uppsala. http://t.co/NlsRpRl0
@Paxmee Unfortunately, yes. That drives me absolutely mad, and I can’t focus on the book. Hate it!
My favorite performer is David Ledoux, at least in Jonathan Franzen’s ‘Freedom’, and of course in ’20th Century Ghosts’, by @joe_hill.
Books read in English on the other hand, are mostly very well performed. They seem to be willing to put some effort in. <3
@MashOnEarth My favorite film of all times is ‘Blade Runner’, and to see it, read the book, and then see it again gives you new perspectives
@arriabelli I take them as I go.
@MashOnEarth Oh, Bradbury is a favorite, along with Vonnegut. Just amazing! Have you read Philip K. Dick? He’s strange, but really good!
That leaves us with actors, too bored to even TRY to do a good performance. Their noses whistle, they wheeze … Just awful!
What really bugs me about audio books, is that in many cases (in Sweden), they seem to say “Hey, you’re famous, you read!”.
I’m just hitting you with loads of pictures of Uppsala, just to give you an idea of how it looks. http://t.co/X9oiIikx
@kateboardman That’s usually the case, but we haven’t had one decent snow day all winter.
@MashOnEarth Right now I’m enjoying book by @neilhimself and @joe_hill though. Both marvelous writers!
@MashOnEarth Of all times? That’s got to be ‘Dance in my grave’, by Aidan Chambers. That’s the first book to really have made an impression.
@keiii It’s great here. Where did you live when you were here?
@keiii I sure am!
Audio books! <3 http://t.co/FByDsQiF
This is our public library. As a truck driver, I don’t have time to read as much as I would like. The answer? http://t.co/BStFyeKa
@zacharyrich1 Oh, I’m glad you enjoy it! I live in Uppsala.
@SweChris Is that good or bad?
@TonyLazarus I knew that would come eventually …
@ChicaNovo Yup, I’m afraid so. In the north of Sweden, they don’t use salt at all. Much nicer to both cars and shoes!
@thirdlovephoto It’s awesome, with the nations and all!
@ChicaNovo It’s both! Mostly it’s salt on the main roads, and gravel on sidewalks etc.
@jacrats Just like here then. I did enjoy staying there though, with everything really closeby.
@thegulster Excellent actually! I would never do it in a car, but a truck is so much steadier. Two letters, eyes on the road, two more. :)
@DarkoKirincic It is, isn’t it? No, never. I’ve heard it’s beautiful though.
@arepty Will do!
In Uppsala, we don’t really have a campus, the uni is spread all over town. Sometimes I miss my semester I Stirling, with the campus n’ all.
I wish you could see this in the spring. This is the university building, and I live almost right behind it. http://t.co/Fo7vAqxW
@imfuckingback Firstly, thank you! Well, we study it from early on (I think 1st or 2nd grade now, 4th when I was little), I guess that’s why
@stefelino Sweden is definitely worth a tour! Welcome! (Make sure to come in the summer, for the midnight sun in the north!)
@StuartyPhilpott It’s just wet, and cold, and … snowy.
@stefelino Oh yeah? I know they were filming here, but I’m not sure why. I read the books ages ago, and I didn’t really care for them.
This is my street, and you can see the church to the right. The view is much nicer in the summer though. http://t.co/xokk6v3z
@l1705H Here it is! http://t.co/F3vycrIE
@mejusan I remember last winter, and the one before that. Absolutely horrible!
@lordyosch I guess most of us can speak at least a decent English. We’re chosen, I guess, to show the diversity in our country.
But, that doesn’t mean I like rain in January either. There’s nothing pleasing me, is there? ;)
As being a Swede, I know I’m supposed to like snow (“if you don’t like it, move whydontcha?”), but really, I don’t.
I’d better get this day started. I got caught up here, just enjoying all your comments.
@asawendin @ZealotZebra Naaw, you guys! I hope I won’t disappoint you (too much).
@womaninsweden (Look Ahead Cruise Control)
@womaninsweden Just truck parts for the factory in Zwolle, nothing exciting I’m afraid. We try out new features, right now it’s the LACC.
@caymsortweeted Thank you so much!
@Emitime @jamespage79 I was sorry too, mostly because it was freezing outside, and my truck didn’t have a heater. I also arrived 4h early.
@schwierczok And why on earth did you stop? It’s the greatest job in the world!
@jamespage79 And thank you, I like it too. :)
@jamespage79 I went to Scotland to get a truck, and went to Immingham to catch the boat to Gothenburg. I was exhausted after that.
@hellioncat *blush*
@womaninsweden I also work for Scania, but as a driver (duh!) for Scania Transportlab. Good stuff!
@HenkAA60 That is absolutely correct.
@thatjohn Naaaw! <3
@MsBrownMouse Oh, thanks!
@womaninsweden I can imagine! I have never hitchhiked myself, I guess I’m too lazy.
@jamespage79 Welcome! I see that you have chosen the part of Sweden where people can’t drive. ;) Jkpg is the worst spot of all to pass.
@SonjaLeister I’ve actually learnt quite a few things from you! I always listen to P3, and it’s impossible not to learn from Brunchrapporten
@missalways I think that was the boat in Malmoe, going to Travemünde. Other times I go by boat from Sweden to Denmark, and then to Germany.
@Ms_RH Thank you! I do too, it gives me some sort of character. :)
@Herreractor Well thank you!
… and this is what I look like when I’m bored to pieces, while waiting for the boat: http://t.co/8GLDfc9u
This is what I look like when I drive (yup, it’s a Scania): http://t.co/Kq0MnbJM
@caymsortweeted I think about 120 000km/year. You?
@GeekySwede You should clap your hands a praise a higher power. :) I’ll just praise you and your colleagues, for keeping the roads snow free
@DanHass2 Oh my. I’m so not looking forward to pass Upplands Vasby in those conditions. People are mad!
I just heard that it’s snowing in Stockholm. I don’t like the sound of that, cause that means it might be mayhem on the roads tonight.
@PerssonOskar Hur menar du?
@caymsortweeted Wow! I only drive to the same places every week. But, I don’t have to worry about getting lost at least!
@ElleHa Well done! I hope you’ll like it here, I know I do. The uni is great, and the student nations are awesome.
@caymsortweeted Yes, we do. Often we switch in late autumn, that way they will be perfectly worn when the summer finally arrives.
@mattiasubbesen That’s brilliant! I never seem to be able to remember it, but with that simple rule, I just might!
@harodani Nope, but I live on their way home (just behind the uni, between there and the grave yard).
@harodani You mean “full of drunk students who keep shouting outside my window at 4am”? :P But yes, you’re right (I’ve been one myself).
Oh, I did this all wrong. I wanted to express my love for my home town, and it comes out like “meh”. Uppsala, please forgive me! ;)
Oh yes, we do! RT @ilPugile: @sweden and you also have an amazing library
So, if you happen to live on the way from Vordingborg in Denmark, to Zwolle in the Netherlands, don’t forget to wave when I pass!
Since it will be too dark tonight for any pictures: here is one of the trucks I’ll be driving this week (and others). http://t.co/nhOWIy0A
> that is old. If I’m not mistaken, it’s from 1477.
I just realized that it may have sounded like “yeah, we’ve got an old uni, nothing cool about that”, but what I really wanted to stress is >
@periodwardrobe That depends on which part of Sweden you’re going to. If it’s the northern parts, well lucky you! (Yep, snow.)
@aardbeiwormpje Oh really! Welcome! This is embarrassing, but I can’t come up with any out the top of my head. Sorry. :(
But, Uppsala is so much more than just old Vikings and stuff. We have an old university, a beautiful church, and well, me. :)
Those of you who have read the excellent novel ‘American Gods’ by @neilhimself may recognize Uppsala, it’s mentioned at least twice.
Today I’ll be home in Uppsala (is it raining? In January? That’s just plain wrong!), which looks kinda sad today. Usually, it’s beautiful!
@carlydergard Oh, I know lots of people (teachers and doctors among them!) who doesn’t touch the stuff. Surprising.
@alexhorre It is, isn’t it? I am so looking forward to this week!
@Yudheyn Haha, thx! Nope, I use “snus” instead, small bags of fine ground eh … stuff (loads of nicotine) you put under your upper lip.
@Zebbyz I don’t? That’s actually too bad. How come I don’t, what did I get “wrong”?
@pattyspankpants I’ll be here today, and then from Thursday and on, so I guess there will be time for those as well.
@vaughndavis Everyone is tweeting in English, it’s easiest that way. I hope you’ll like it!
@_jonb That’s how we roll! :)
@notarolemodel It’s awesome to get this kind of welcome!
I’ll be back in Sweden on Thursday, but till then you’ll have to make do with a Swedes view of Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands.
What I meant earlier by location, is that – since this is a working week – I’ll be off for Denmark tonight, and then to the Netherlands.
I’m actually quite overwhelmed by the warm welcome. <3
@jacrats Thank you!
@stefelino Good! Thank you, you too!
@khontejonas Naaaw!
@fraygulrock Hi!
@arjunkolady Thank you! So do I, I think it’s a brilliant idea to widen the perspective a little.
@thatjohn “lastbil” means truck, and “lesbian” is … ok, it’s lesbian. It’s not a common phrase in Swedish, but I like it.
@FuckingMorgan So I’ve heard! Thank you!
@thatjohn “Nooo pressure Hanna, no pressure at all!”. :) Thanks, I hope I will live up to your expectations.
@elmadaeu Wonderful, I’m so looking forward to see what people’s going to write.
I guess I should warn you though: Sweden won’t be a location as much as a state of mind this week, since I won’t be here that much.
But hey, I’ll still be a truck driving, coffee drinking lesbian of course. :P
Hi all! I’m usually known as the truck driving, coffee drinking lesbian @lastbilslesbian, but this week I’ll be @sweden.
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