Hanna Fange
was @Sweden (2012-01-16 to 2012-01-23)

“As a child, I dreamt of becoming a truck driver. Of course I had other dreams as well, like to one day being able to fly, or marrying Modesty Blaise. One out of three completed, that isn’t too bad. Apart from being a truck driver, I’m a girlfriend, a sister, and a feminist. I wish I could say that my life is really interesting and adventurous, but really, it isn’t. When I’m not working (which I do quite a lot), I … eh … OK, my life is work, my girlfriend, and – when there is spare time – friends. I enjoy life to the fullest, living my dream (’cause frankly, my girlfriend is much hotter than Modesty, not to mention the fact that she is real).

Usually I go by @lastbilslesbian on Twitter, but for one week I’ll be @Sweden. How cool is that?”

@Sweden January 23, 2012 23:10

To be a true “Svensson” a typical swede, you should have a house, a dog and a Volvo. (villa, vovve, Volvo). I lack the house.

@Sweden January 23, 2012 22:14

My 4 y old is still awake. Spinning around in his bed. I’ve now laid down next to him… Wanna bet I fall a sleep first?

@Sweden January 23, 2012 20:02

I am a single mother of two. In the way that I am not single. But I don’t live with the father of my boys. So they are with me every other w

@Sweden January 23, 2012 19:58

.@zoranz15 thanks, we have english in school from 4th grade, and all english speaking films comes with subtiles, so I guess we hear it a lot

@Sweden January 23, 2012 19:48

.@elservilletas Anna is one of the most common names, and has been for ages. But it is starting to fade out a little I think.

@Sweden January 23, 2012 18:53

Of course I respect my students and colleagues! My tweeting today has not interfered with my teaching. In 140 signs things sounds harsher..

@Sweden January 23, 2012 16:55

.@ricardosilvapt the same as speak and talk :) å, ä and ö are letters of the alphabet that we use :) å is pronounced awe, ä is like ai(r)

@Sweden January 23, 2012 16:24

I could easily tweet full time! Got told off by my boss checking twitter during a meeting… “Are you on FB?” I said no, and wasn’t lying :)

@Sweden January 23, 2012 13:51

.@naseemfaqihi the state pays, or the council. All students are granted a certain sum, and that goes to the school they go to wether it is

@Sweden January 23, 2012 13:01

Sorry for the bare and bear mix up :) very funny! Representing the Swedish sin right away…. That’s breaking the ice for you.

@Sweden January 23, 2012 12:36

Thank you for welcoming me! I am thrilled to be here! I hope I won’t disappoint you… Teaching all day so bare with me :)

@Sweden January 23, 2012 11:27

.@caymsortweeted it was actually just a coffee, as it was only me and while standing up. Fika at least needs to be sitting :)

@Sweden January 23, 2012 10:42

Thanks for your welcomes! I am a teacher and right now I am supposed to be doing that. But I am hiding with my phone in the library…

@Sweden January 22, 2012 21:39

It’s been quite the opposite really. I hope you all know that you’ve given me the most remarkable week, and I’m truly greatful.

@Sweden January 22, 2012 14:42

I just realized that I haven’t seen ‘But I’m a Cheerleader’ in ages. That’s what I’m going to do tonight, when I’ve handed over this account

@Sweden January 22, 2012 11:08

I don’t think I have ever worn this much make up. I look a bit more glamorous than usually (and when I say ‘a bit’, I mean … you know.).

@Sweden January 22, 2012 07:19

Ok, so it’s either house elves, or those who follow this account, that leaves dirty dishes and clothes in the floor? Ooops.

@Sweden January 22, 2012 06:57

How come my place always seem messier when I’ve been away for a while? I think someone sneaks in while I’m away, just to make a mess.

@Sweden January 22, 2012 05:45

It’s been such a long time since I saw snow. I feel a bit like Jack Skellington when he first comes to Christmas Town. ‘What’s this?’

@Sweden January 21, 2012 20:44

This is going to be an early evening, since I’m supposed to be in Stockholm early tomorrow morning (hey Swedes, Nyhetsmorgon at 8.15).

@Sweden January 21, 2012 17:39

You know what I am proud of though? I’m proud of the fact that I may have gotten some of you to want to visit Sweden. I think you should!

@Sweden January 21, 2012 17:38

You may remember the other day when I wrote that I’m not a ‘proud Swede’, since I didn’t have anything to do with being born here?

@Sweden January 21, 2012 11:50

Since my SIM seems to be pissing my iPhone off (or the other way around), I won’t be here until I get home. You’ll miss me (ok, not YOU).

@Sweden January 21, 2012 10:21

This is the most annoying thing that has happened all week. I want to take you in a tour round Uppsala, and my SIM-card tells me to FO.

@Sweden January 20, 2012 22:42

I know there are quite a few of you who think I tweet to much: fear not, Sunday night I’m through, and Monday morning => new Swede!

@Sweden January 20, 2012 20:08

Remember, comfy shoes tomorrow. I don’t want to hear any complaints about aching feet on our sightseeing around Uppsala. :)

@Sweden January 20, 2012 14:27

What I AM proud of though, is the fact that I am open about it, and not trying to either conceal or push away that important part of me.

@Sweden January 20, 2012 14:07

I don’t regret studying, I’m very happy that I did it. I learned plenty (and forgot most of it), and I got the courage to live my dream.

@Sweden January 20, 2012 14:05

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to be a truck driver, but being a girl and all (and a moderately intelligent one), I decided to go to uni

@Sweden January 20, 2012 13:48

I’ve been given the opportunity to study at the uni for 6yrs, without having to pay for it, which I’m immensely grateful for.

@Sweden January 20, 2012 13:44

A guy once told me that I was ‘anti Sweden’, since I refused to call myself ‘a proud Swede’ (a term mostly used by racists here).

@Sweden January 20, 2012 11:40

I just went out to my car to fetch some things, and as always, I got stuck outside the door, talking to a little old lady about the weather.

@Sweden January 20, 2012 11:20

I know that several other drivers bring their dogs, but since I don’t have my own truck, I wouldn’t be allowed to if I had one. :’(

@Sweden January 20, 2012 11:19

The problem is just that with my work, it’s impossible (‘Hi Börje, I’m off to work for 4 days. There’s money for food on the counter.’).

@Sweden January 20, 2012 11:15

You know what I really really want? I want to have an English bull terrier. I’ve even thought of names (Harriet or Börje). *sigh*

@Sweden January 20, 2012 11:05

This week (it’s not over, no cheering yet!) has been absolutely fantastic. I’ve enjoyed this immensely, as you may have figured out already.

@Sweden January 20, 2012 10:54

Today the weather seems awfully grey, which is too bad. I would love to show you Uppsala when it’s at its finest. Hopefully tomorrow.

@Sweden January 20, 2012 10:47

I really should get out of bed now (I’ve slept for ages!), but since I’ve got one cat resting on my back, and the other one on my legs …

@Sweden January 20, 2012 01:53

Oh. I’m still in my car, and it’s freezing outside. Maybe I should call it a night, and go to bed instead of freezing my poor behind off?

@Sweden January 20, 2012 01:30

Right now I realized that I haven’t watched RHPS in ages. That’s just plain wrong (and yes, I have somewhat of a crush on Tim Curry).

@Sweden January 19, 2012 14:46

Did I just say ‘everybody knows that all female truckers are lesbians’ on national radio? I hope people know that is was a joke, mostly.

@Sweden January 19, 2012 14:24

For those of you who find me boring: just imagine what my friends have to go through, every single day. Get some perspective folks!

@Sweden January 19, 2012 14:20

If you’ve ever wanted to hear what a rambling Swenglish speaking lesbian sounds like, I’ll post a link to the interview as soon as I get it.

@Sweden January 19, 2012 12:19

Today I’m going to listen to old podcasts of This American Life (I may have a slight crush on Ira Glass). Absolutely love the program.

@Sweden January 19, 2012 11:05

I thiiiiink … that my truck is here now, A truck most certainly is (and hopefully it’s mine). Today I’m heading back to Sweden BTW.

@Sweden January 19, 2012 04:42

This does not in any way mean that I want you to unfollow this account. It’s the coolest thing ever, and I’m curious what will come next.

@Sweden January 19, 2012 00:53

I told her: Australia, NZ, South Africa, Canada, India, the US, Indonesia … She was really taken aback. ‘They follow SWEDEN?’

@Sweden January 19, 2012 00:33

I’ve decided to set up another account (in English), for those of you who are too lazy to learn Swedish. :) I’ll keep you posted.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 21:15

That was today’s sad story. Tomorrow I’ll tell you about my father who hasn’t said a single word to me since I came out as lesbian. :)

@Sweden January 18, 2012 21:08

I know, that if she’d been alive today, she would have been pestering everyone with ‘wow, look at my sister, isn’t she awesome?’. :)

@Sweden January 18, 2012 20:54

Listening to German radio always makes me think about one of my sisters. I remember how she used to love music from the 80′s, and Germany.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 15:10

A small recap for the new followers: until now I’ve covered 1) coffee, 2) boobs, and 3) Sigourney Weaver’s panties. Welcome!

@Sweden January 18, 2012 14:26

I know that politics can be a touchy subject, but I don’t think I’m here because they want me to steer clear of those, on the contrary.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 14:08

Hi all! Don’t worry, I don’t get upset when people call me a whiner. As I have stated before: I’m a bit like the honey badger.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 13:15

It sometimes happens, when I speak about women’s rights for example, that people say ‘it’s worse in other countries’. And yes, we’re lucky.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 13:12

One of the many things I love about Sweden, is that people in general are open minded. We support all sorts of rights, for all kinds of ppl.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 12:54

Imagine being that stereotype I mentioned earlier? Is would be horrible, just think of the stains on your clothes from the pocket meatballs.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 12:39

A typical Swede? A tall, beautiful blonde with meatballs stuffed down her pockets, forcing sterilization upon transgender people?

@Sweden January 18, 2012 12:37

What I find most amazing about this, is that it gives so many of us the chance to show you the differences in our country.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 12:33

… and as soon as I close my eyes, and try to get back to sleep, the phone rings. It’s not easy being a celeb. *dramatic sigh*

@Sweden January 18, 2012 12:10

Actually, what really made it horrible was the embarrassment of it all. I bit icy, and I decide to go ass down in a ditch? Pffft!

@Sweden January 18, 2012 12:08

It was icy on the way here, so I dreamt that I crashed into a ditch. I didn’t get hurt, but the truck, oh the truck! :’(

@Sweden January 18, 2012 12:01

You know what I find truly annoying? It’s when someone says ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tell them as soon as they get here’, and then doesn’t.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 03:25

Btw, it’s not always necessary to tell when you’re about to unfollow. I’m a bit like the honey badger when it comes to ‘aah, you’re boring’.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 03:25

Btw, it’s not always necessary to tell when you’re about to unfollow. I’m a bit like the honey badger when it comes to ‘aah, you’re boring’.

@Sweden January 18, 2012 02:40

I think I’ve read somewhere that Swedes and Finns are the largest consumers of coffee in the world. My father’s Swedish, my mother’s Finnish

@Sweden January 18, 2012 02:23

That’s what I thought. Something smelled funny, and when I looked around, I spotted a truck that usually transports pigs. Oh the glamour!

@Sweden January 17, 2012 21:39

I have never seen ‘Convoy’. Does that make me an awful driver? I’ve been meaning so see it, but have never gotten around to it.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 21:09

Some of you keep saying that I’m beautiful for a truck driver. Is that supposed to be a compliment? Most (male) drivers are butt ugly.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 21:01

I don’t really mind waiting. What bugs me is that I found out that they won’t be serving coffee on the next boat. No coffee?

@Sweden January 17, 2012 20:57

Bye bye boatie! (Yep, the first one left without me. ‘Don’t you know who I am? I’m … I’m … I’m Hanna, nice to meet you.’)

@Sweden January 17, 2012 20:55

The trailer is almost the dirtiest looking one in mankind, do you’ll have to come with me to the truck wash. Come on, it’ll be fun!

@Sweden January 17, 2012 15:44

For those of us who dressed in black and listened to Sisters of Mercy? Well, not that much (easy, that is. Not very easy.).

@Sweden January 17, 2012 15:39

>> Eurodisco-king E-type, and the song ‘Set the world on fire’. Now it’s stuck in my brain. Watch it on YouTube and share my pain, yes?

@Sweden January 17, 2012 15:38

It’s going to be hard to get to sleep, cause some of you (who obviously can’t be left unsupervised for long) got me thinking of the 90′s >>

@Sweden January 17, 2012 15:36

But you guys know me, you know that I’m not. I would never, as some have implied, occupy Denmark. Let’s just call it … a friendly visit?

@Sweden January 17, 2012 15:04

Just like I thought, I’ve been sleeping like a baby. Something just woke me, but give me a couple of minutes, and I’ll go back to sleep.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 09:47

Sometimes (ok, most of the time) I miss sleeping in the truck. Just imagine: parked right next to the Autobahn, rain pouring down. Heaven!

@Sweden January 17, 2012 09:43

I keep thinking ‘tomorrow’, since I haven’t slept yet, but it is actually later today that I’m leaving for the Netherlands.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 06:47

2 more hours (or more, if I get stuck in the traffic around Copenhagen) to Vordingborg. Wish me luck (or don’t, it’s your choice)!

@Sweden January 17, 2012 06:36

When I do have company, I usually talk and talk, ’till they’re begging me to stop, or their ears fall off (whichever comes first).

@Sweden January 17, 2012 06:21

In case someone wonders how come I’ve barely touched the topic of politics: it will come, just not right now (need to sleep before that).

@Sweden January 17, 2012 03:24

For almost 4,5hs (4hs and 27mins to be exact), I’ve been driving, which means that I’ve got approx. 4hs and … 20mins left to drive.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 03:13

It’s not my own choice, I’m kinda forced to. You see, a lot of drivers just don’t have the energy to walk 20metres to the toilet.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 03:12

Speaking of breaks (bear with me, I’m getting there): I get to see more penises than most of my straight female friends.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 03:10

Right now, I’m having my second break for tonight, which means that I’m halfway to my destination. Right now, I’m somewhere in Småland.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 03:05

A couple of weeks ago, I saw the Alien-movies, and two things struck me as remarkable: 1) Sigourney Weaver gets more beautiful on every one.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 02:58

I really wish that I would have time to answer all the tweets I’m getting, but it’s impossible. I read them all though!

@Sweden January 17, 2012 00:21

Walking from the main square to my place? One Silent Shout. Excellent measure. Be sure to check the song out, it’s great!

@Sweden January 17, 2012 00:18

Since my iPhone seems to say FO every time I want to post a YouTube-link, you’ll have to check the following yourselves:

@Sweden January 17, 2012 00:16

Note to self: don’t re-read your tweets. They will just make you blush, because you seem to be the lesbian equivalent to the Swedish Chef.

@Sweden January 17, 2012 00:14

We’re allowed to drive for 4,5hs, and then we need to have a break (45mins). The break can be divided in two (15+30mins).

@Sweden January 16, 2012 21:54

Oh, it’s just one of these nights. Forgot my jacket at my gf’s, forgot the gloves in my car. It’s a cliché, but true nonetheless:

@Sweden January 16, 2012 19:55

Wow, this has been blown way out of proportion, really. I’m sorry that I make you upset, but yes, I sometimes tweet while driving.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 19:50

I assure you, I’m not driving right now. I will be tonight though. The tweets you’ll see then will mostly be from my breaks.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 19:45

In a truck on the other hand, it’s way more steady, so looking away for a second doesn’t make you crash. I promise I’m being careful!

@Sweden January 16, 2012 19:37

To those of you worried about me tweeting while driving: don’t worry. I write two letters, look at the road, and then two more letters.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 19:35

Wow. Well done Hanna, making a complete fool of yourself when Reuters are calling! I must have sounded like a complete freak.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 18:53

Yep, I’m one of the lucky ones, the ones who really enjoys going to work. I actually tried to switch jobs, but after just a week I returned.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 17:02

‘This weekend?’ you say, and look in your calendars, ‘it’s only Monday?’. That’s true, but I’ll be off for Denmark tonight.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 17:00

I promise you: this weekend I’ll make sure to take you on a trip round Uppsala, but right now it’s too darn dark to take decent photos.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 15:46

Books read in English on the other hand, are mostly very well performed. They seem to be willing to put some effort in. <3

@Sweden January 16, 2012 15:40

That leaves us with actors, too bored to even TRY to do a good performance. Their noses whistle, they wheeze … Just awful!

@Sweden January 16, 2012 15:39

What really bugs me about audio books, is that in many cases (in Sweden), they seem to say “Hey, you’re famous, you read!”.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 13:28

In Uppsala, we don’t really have a campus, the uni is spread all over town. Sometimes I miss my semester I Stirling, with the campus n’ all.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 12:29

As being a Swede, I know I’m supposed to like snow (“if you don’t like it, move whydontcha?”), but really, I don’t.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 11:44

I just heard that it’s snowing in Stockholm. I don’t like the sound of that, cause that means it might be mayhem on the roads tonight.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 11:14

Oh, I did this all wrong. I wanted to express my love for my home town, and it comes out like “meh”. Uppsala, please forgive me! ;)

@Sweden January 16, 2012 11:11

So, if you happen to live on the way from Vordingborg in Denmark, to Zwolle in the Netherlands, don’t forget to wave when I pass!

@Sweden January 16, 2012 11:06

I just realized that it may have sounded like “yeah, we’ve got an old uni, nothing cool about that”, but what I really wanted to stress is >

@Sweden January 16, 2012 10:56

But, Uppsala is so much more than just old Vikings and stuff. We have an old university, a beautiful church, and well, me. :)

@Sweden January 16, 2012 10:52

Today I’ll be home in Uppsala (is it raining? In January? That’s just plain wrong!), which looks kinda sad today. Usually, it’s beautiful!

@Sweden January 16, 2012 10:34

I’ll be back in Sweden on Thursday, but till then you’ll have to make do with a Swedes view of Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 10:33

What I meant earlier by location, is that – since this is a working week – I’ll be off for Denmark tonight, and then to the Netherlands.

@Sweden January 16, 2012 10:21

I guess I should warn you though: Sweden won’t be a location as much as a state of mind this week, since I won’t be here that much.