Hasan Ramic
was @Sweden (2011-12-19 to 2011-12-25)

My father is an involuntary beekeeper. Not that he doesn’t like bee keeping, it was never his intention to do it for a living. But after we fled to Sweden from Bosnia during the early 90′s he couldn’t find work in his profession again, so he took to his hobby as a means of winning bread. And I think that that’s what I’m trying to do too, make a living out of hobbies and avoid any kind of profession. Seems to be working out, I guess.

I live in Hjulsta, which is a suburb to Stockholm, and I see more black faces around here than white ones. I’ve become so used to this, that I find myself fidgeting when I’m moving in the more segregated, all white, places in the Swedish capital. I don’t trust homogeneity. It strikes me as unnatural. That’s why I’ll be doing most of my tweeting from home, and try to represent the more “colorful” side of Sweden, the one I know. The one that doesn’t scare me.
I normally tweet as @yallknowitshaso.

@Sweden December 25, 2011 13:04

ANYWAY!! I’m looking forward to the Matterhorn – Twinz clash. Comedy! Twinz are funny as hell, but Matterhorn is a veteran soundboy >>>

@Sweden December 24, 2011 21:37

I havent been drunk since june. Thought I’d save myself for the release of the next Rick Ross album. For full Big Meechness.

@Sweden December 24, 2011 10:11

We don’t give him presents anymore, but we still say “God jul” to remember the time we set aside our own identity for his sake.

@Sweden December 24, 2011 10:04

It was, after all, the christians that drove us from our home. We had enough holidays of our own, we don’t need another one.

@Sweden December 24, 2011 10:03

In our fight to preserve our Bosnian muslim identity we didn’t celebrate christmas. It was a christian tradition and not to be observed.

@Sweden December 24, 2011 09:54

When the war started in Bosnia, a part of the conflict was based on religion. We were inherently muslim, and forced to flee to Sweden.

@Sweden December 24, 2011 09:51

>>> dinner, and I came up crying and asked them what’s gonna happen after death. Answer: “The same thing that happened before you were born”

@Sweden December 24, 2011 09:49

I remember when I couldn’t sleep one night, because I got to thinking about death. My parrents and godparrents were sitting up after >>>

@Sweden December 24, 2011 09:47

We observed some inherited muslim traditions (Bosnia is one of few European countries with an indigenous muslim population) but god >>>

@Sweden December 24, 2011 09:45

Before 1992 Bosnia & Herzegovina was a part of former Yugoslavia, a socialist and communist country, and my parrents were party members.

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:22

I repeat, what i said are my own views, and do not stand for the population of sweden in it’s entirety, nor the people behind the project.

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:14

>>> starving and freezing NOW! ON YOUR WATCH! Are you gonna sit there and argue, or are you gonna act human an äd do everything you can do?

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:13

And those of you arguing against charity, because it’ll never replace welfare – you might be right. But on the other hand people are >>>

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:11

That is why it’s our obligation, as HUMAN BEINGS, to step up and act for those unable to act for themselves. That’s what makes us human!

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:09

I’m the first one to agree – IT IS NOT! Everyones human right to food and shelter should be an integral part of a civilized society.

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:05

The current swedish welfare system is a bad joke compared to what it once was. And we are being tought that weakness should be punished.

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:02

In exchange for tax cuts, we’ve got a hollowed out society. Where people are in higher jeopardy of not only capsizing economically>>

@Sweden December 23, 2011 10:00

Unfortunately, the recebt Swedish governments over the past years have started selling out most of our welfare system and infrastructure.

@Sweden December 23, 2011 09:58

In Sweden, we don’t have a tradition of charity. Most of us were brought up in a social safety system payed for by tax money.

@Sweden December 23, 2011 09:56

All of you that are reading this, have computers or smart phones. Your help to the needy is just one klick away. Act now! Do something!

@Sweden December 23, 2011 09:54

So whilst giving away your xboxes, iPhones, digital photo frames and home knitted sweaters to eachother, give a present to those that >>

@Sweden December 23, 2011 09:52

Today 18000 Swedes are homeless. Might not sound as much, but every one of those is a person of flesh and blood breathing the same air as me

@Sweden December 22, 2011 16:10

It’s 15:00 o’clock and I’ve finished cleaning my appartment, doing the laundry, and washing the dishes. Another productive day.

@Sweden December 22, 2011 10:41

Talmbout he’s the voice of this generation, of this decade when it comes to cohearant sleep, asking if I can get him an internship at Acne.

@Sweden December 22, 2011 10:37

“I wanna thank my mom and dad, for teaching me to chill, I wanna thank my bed – couldn’t have done it without you, buddy”

@Sweden December 21, 2011 23:10

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle” S/O to Skraeling and the Redditors!

@Sweden December 21, 2011 17:54

I’ve had so much coffee that I’m trembling on a molecular level. Any more of this and I’ll disintegrate into human soup.

@Sweden December 21, 2011 10:14

I can, to some extent, understand “silent diplomacy” in Sweden’s relation to a foregin power. But “silent diplomacy” towards the own people?

@Sweden December 20, 2011 22:31

It’s a collection of articles covering racial- and cultural tensions in southern Sweden & the progress of the Swedish extreme right wing.

@Sweden December 20, 2011 20:38

One would think that theres more money in HBO’s dialect coaching budget, than letting the poor girl watch the Swedish Chef from The Muppets.

@Sweden December 20, 2011 20:36

Yeah. I have to say this. Anyone that’s watching Boardwalk Empire should write a complaint to HBO regarding the Swedish nanny.

@Sweden December 20, 2011 20:13

I DO take for granted that all of mine 13000 folowers have seen Blade Runner and Robocop, and agree with me that they are genius!

@Sweden December 20, 2011 20:11

Which is more likely: Google turning into The Tyrell Corporation from Blade Runner or Omni Consumer Products from Robocop? Discuss!

@Sweden December 20, 2011 20:08

I just went through a bout with my computer. I lost. And not even to my computer, but to Google. I yield. Chrome is un-uninstallable.

@Sweden December 20, 2011 09:40

Seems like the city planner put it there just so I’ll have to suffer the symbolism while toiling away at my desk. As a cruel joke.

@Sweden December 20, 2011 08:10

Good morning everyone, I’ve survived the walk from home to the subway, despite the strategically placed icy death traps. In you FACE, god!!!

@Sweden December 19, 2011 11:30

I beg you, forgive my type-o’s. In my eagerness to communicate my fat fingers sometimes end up at the wrong part of my touchscreen.

@Sweden December 19, 2011 11:15

If we’re to follow ethnic stereotypes I must be a super freak when it comes to coffee-drinking. Swedish volumes and Bosnian pace.>