Hasan Ramic

Hasan Ramic

was @sweden 2011-12-19 to 2011-12-25

My father is an involuntary beekeeper. Not that he doesn't like bee keeping, it was never his intention to do it for a living. But after we fled to Sweden from Bosnia during the early 90's he couldn't find work in his profession again, so he took to his hobby as a means of winning bread. And I think that that's what I'm trying to do too, make a living out of hobbies and avoid any kind of profession. Seems to be working out, I guess.

I live in Hjulsta, which is a suburb to Stockholm, and I see more black faces around here than white ones. I've become so used to this, that I find myself fidgeting when I'm moving in the more segregated, all white, places in the Swedish capital. I don't trust homogeneity. It strikes me as unnatural. That's why I'll be doing most of my tweeting from home, and try to represent the more "colorful" side of Sweden, the one I know. The one that doesn't scare me.

I normally tweet as @yallknowitshaso.

Hasan Ramic's Feed

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 9:19 p.m.

I'll go back to tweeting nonsese as @yallknowitshaso and leave you in the capable hands of @AndersDalenius

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 9:02 p.m.

Before I leave, I'd like to thank you once again.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

That's it for me folks.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

C'mon son, @kingjames! How you gonna be the best that ever did it and have no rings?

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:38 p.m.

@doconrad Depends on your taste, most of the underground here is deep house. Not really my cup, but @Staffanl is a good dj/producer.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:33 p.m.

@majamoodest Yeah, early mawnin. War starts at about 7.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:30 p.m.

@Digixav Me too! How greedy can people get?

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:27 p.m.

I'm doing a great job of not entertaining you guys. Nobody likes neither reggae nor basketball. What DO you like?

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:26 p.m.

Really tho... May The Heat not win this year neither. Amen!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

Why I'm not a chef? I can't stand the Heat!! Get it? Get it? Huh? Huh?

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

Now that the lock out has ended, how will @kingjames endure further embaressment? Win a championship? Most likely NOT!!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:52 p.m.

@MontagsOnFire Great track! Nor really dancehall, though. Nowdays I rate Popcaan. Listen to "Clean" and "She gone" @robynkonichiwa

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

@jonnatolonen I've allready bashed my own government... Twice... ;)

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:31 p.m.

@ErikHasse Hmm, never been to Linköping, but if you're gonna stay for winter: prepare for short days.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:30 p.m.

Please @nba, fix @jakobhultman's league pass!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

@evanderholy It's kind of a random selection, but one of the people behind the project follows me on twitter and thought I fit the bill.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:23 p.m.

@jakobhultman Do you want us to issue a complaint on your behalf.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

@tenfootfangs Thank you very much for the appreciation.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

We, the state, strongly condemn LeBron James, and the Miami Heat.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

@GeekySwede Merry Christmas to you too, my deat sir!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

@amatlevin As long as it isn't The Heat, I'm good!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:02 p.m.

Arite, less doris! AMA! Anything except questions about the @sweden project.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 7:01 p.m.

Damn, I've underestemated my workload! My mandate expires in 2 hours and I haven't tweeted anything!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 5:15 p.m.

@PaperMaven Wow! I'm flattered! Thank you!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 2:58 p.m.

It reads: "Jonas and Helena met here in 1999, now they're married and have two children"

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 2:57 p.m.

Jonas and Helena's attempt to immortalize their love. Odenplan, Stockholm. http://t.co/xyvRMKSg

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 12:06 p.m.

>> He's made a living of soundclash, he's not to be underestemated.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 12:04 p.m.

ANYWAY!! I'm looking forward to the Matterhorn - Twinz clash. Comedy! Twinz are funny as hell, but Matterhorn is a veteran soundboy >>>

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 12:04 p.m.

Haha! I really can't believe that there are no reagge/dancehall nuts among the followers.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 11:54 a.m.

Well, anyone watching Reggae Sting tomorrow? www.stingjamaica.com.jm

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 11:53 a.m.

@_Kavi Thank YOU for reading!

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 11:52 a.m.

@FuckingMorgan I think so too. Tye way you're guilt tripping, you're as swedish as it gets! =P

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 11:42 a.m.

Now I'mma spend rest of this day just saying outrageous stuff.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

I'd like to thank everyone for all the @'s and the nice words.

@sweden Dec. 25, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

Time flies when you're having fun. Today's my last day as @sweden!!

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:55 p.m.

@mikeerickson Actually it isn't. No snow in Stockholm at least. The wether is something like late october.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:47 p.m.

@DJ_Shirkhan Yep. Goin full retard. Gunshaat forward, lickwood rewing, etc... =D

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:44 p.m.

@dstergiou Thanking the higher powers of chaos theory as we tweet!

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

And the best way that I know is VERY loud dancehall music and straight shots of rum. Nah no mercy, liver!

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:41 p.m.

This week, rewarding as it might have been, has resulted in some pent up frustration that needs to be purged.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:38 p.m.

That plan's off the table now. Tomorrow's bashment time. Me, @Sammykmusic, @DJ_Shirkhan and @iamthemarimba are gonna do some heavy drinking.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

I havent been drunk since june. Thought I'd save myself for the release of the next Rick Ross album. For full Big Meechness.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:30 p.m.

20 minutes to the next train home. FML.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

My favourite Swedish christmas tradition: Kalle Ankas julafton. http://t.co/d6jgak9E

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 3:02 p.m.

@JanRaccoon Yes I am. The point of the story was that I became swedish when I started celebrating christmas.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:14 a.m.

Merry christmas, god jul, happy holidays. I'm about to hit the shower and then off to work.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:13 a.m.

It's all about the kids, man!

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:13 a.m.

We still observe our traditional Muslim holidays, but it's not about religion for us. It's about the spirit.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:12 a.m.

The time we officialy became Swedish.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:11 a.m.

We don't give him presents anymore, but we still say "God jul" to remember the time we set aside our own identity for his sake.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:10 a.m.

Our own christmas tradition continued up until he himself came into his teens and developed an atheistic and sceptical mind.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:09 a.m.

We thoughg: Christian or not - any tradition that's about giving kids presents should be celebrated.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:08 a.m.

He made us greeting cards and beed necklaces and in kindergarten, and got Lego, Biker Mice and pepparkakor in return.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:06 a.m.

That's when our family took the executive desision to start celebrating christmas. For my little brother's sake.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:06 a.m.

>>> And he couldn't understand why we didn't have a christmas tree at home.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:05 a.m.

The thing is. My younger brother got really sad. He had made us all christmas presents along with the other kids >>>

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:04 a.m.

It was, after all, the christians that drove us from our home. We had enough holidays of our own, we don't need another one.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

In our fight to preserve our Bosnian muslim identity we didn't celebrate christmas. It was a christian tradition and not to be observed.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 9:01 a.m.

All the other kids in his kindergarten class were swedish, and every winter they were celebrating christmas.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

By this time my younger brother was 3-4 years old, attending swedish kindergarden with swedish kids.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:57 a.m.

After a few years in refugee camps and those kind of fascilities, we got kind of integrated into the swedish society.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:56 a.m.

But that was more teenage posing than an actual stance. Which 12 yearold can REALLY take a stance.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:55 a.m.

I was in my early teens and sought after identity, and I became overtly nationalist and "muslim".

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:54 a.m.

When the war started in Bosnia, a part of the conflict was based on religion. We were inherently muslim, and forced to flee to Sweden.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:53 a.m.

Despite my fear of death as a child I never sought religion for comfort. I just came to terms with my mortality.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:51 a.m.

>>> dinner, and I came up crying and asked them what's gonna happen after death. Answer: "The same thing that happened before you were born"

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:49 a.m.

I remember when I couldn't sleep one night, because I got to thinking about death. My parrents and godparrents were sitting up after >>>

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:48 a.m.

>> and religion was never present in my life. And that's scary for a kid.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:47 a.m.

We observed some inherited muslim traditions (Bosnia is one of few European countries with an indigenous muslim population) but god >>>

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:45 a.m.

Before 1992 Bosnia & Herzegovina was a part of former Yugoslavia, a socialist and communist country, and my parrents were party members.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

I was raised an atheist.

@sweden Dec. 24, 2011, 8:43 a.m.

Carl Sagan has a message for you! http://t.co/BueObPHV

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 11:14 p.m.

@ZeunertsJulmust Nu har jag RTat. Förväntar mig att ni budar ner några flaskor lagom till juldagen. =P @djmattiaslind

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 11:12 p.m.

Tomorrow's christmas eve. Most of the civilizes world will be chilling. I'll be working.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 11:10 p.m.

@ZeunertsJulmust Hallå! Hur tillskansar man sig några föaskor? RT? #FF? @djmattiaslind

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

#np Mavado - "Last night" Come back Gully Gaad!!

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 2:12 p.m.

Fika like there's no tomorrow! http://t.co/4jvbPb5T

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 1:18 p.m.

Here she is! Fröken Sverige. http://t.co/K4BiJgEL

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 11:47 a.m.

@ribblefizz Thanks for your story, man! Hope everything sorts itself out. Merry christmas to you and yours!

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 10:07 a.m.

Some roots and culture to cool off the nerves: Horace Andy - "Every tongue shall tell" http://t.co/zf62go2h

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:22 a.m.

I repeat, what i said are my own views, and do not stand for the population of sweden in it's entirety, nor the people behind the project.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:20 a.m.

The point of this account is that all swedes, with all oppinions get a chance to express it.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:19 a.m.

PS: All of the views expressed in the rant below are opinions of me, Hasan Ramic aka @yallknowitshaso

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:15 a.m.

Allright. End of rant. Now go on. Do something!

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:14 a.m.

>>> starving and freezing NOW! ON YOUR WATCH! Are you gonna sit there and argue, or are you gonna act human an äd do everything you can do?

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:13 a.m.

And those of you arguing against charity, because it'll never replace welfare - you might be right. But on the other hand people are >>>

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:11 a.m.

That is why it's our obligation, as HUMAN BEINGS, to step up and act for those unable to act for themselves. That's what makes us human!

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:10 a.m.

2011, in Sweden, the case isn't so.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:10 a.m.

Taking care of each other SHOULD be a part of the system.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:09 a.m.

I'm the first one to agree - IT IS NOT! Everyones human right to food and shelter should be an integral part of a civilized society.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:08 a.m.

And on top of that there are those arguing that charity isn't a viable replacement for our lost welfare system.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:06 a.m.

Anyone not falling into the "work line" is now in jeopardy of losing everything. No matter what the reasons might be.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:05 a.m.

The current swedish welfare system is a bad joke compared to what it once was. And we are being tought that weakness should be punished.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

>>But are also devoid of each other. People are nown tought to mind their own business, and not care for the next man.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9:02 a.m.

In exchange for tax cuts, we've got a hollowed out society. Where people are in higher jeopardy of not only capsizing economically>>

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 9 a.m.

Unfortunately, the recebt Swedish governments over the past years have started selling out most of our welfare system and infrastructure.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

In Sweden, we don't have a tradition of charity. Most of us were brought up in a social safety system payed for by tax money.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 8:56 a.m.

All of you that are reading this, have computers or smart phones. Your help to the needy is just one klick away. Act now! Do something!

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 8:56 a.m.

>>Need it. Donate money, clothes or work a shift at your lokal homeless shelter, or soup kitchen. Anything.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 8:54 a.m.

So whilst giving away your xboxes, iPhones, digital photo frames and home knitted sweaters to eachother, give a present to those that >>

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 8:52 a.m.

Today 18000 Swedes are homeless. Might not sound as much, but every one of those is a person of flesh and blood breathing the same air as me

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 8:49 a.m.

Christmas. The season to be jolly. Unfortunately not eeryone has that privilege.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 6:47 a.m.

Morning routine: Shower, breakfast, yelling back at the morning news in discontent.

@sweden Dec. 23, 2011, 6:34 a.m.

Bizzack like cooked crizzack!

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 11:08 p.m.

Sorry for the lack of tweets today. I'mma make it up to you tomorrow. Puss!

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 11:07 p.m.

@Nymo Because the hashtag #nymo is used while discussing "Nyhetsmorgon" a popular morning news show over here.

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 4:15 p.m.

Staying in tuoch with my Bosnian roots. My FK Sarajevo coffee cup has been around the block a couple times. http://t.co/h27M72iK

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

I wonder if @F_Esaiasson has been equally productive, or if he spent his day lying around in his morning robe like the sloth he is?

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

It's 15:00 o'clock and I've finished cleaning my appartment, doing the laundry, and washing the dishes. Another productive day.

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 12:13 p.m.

Hallelujah sweet baby Buddha! My phone is functioninga again. And 300 smses just arrived.

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 11:57 a.m.

@Anna_Felicia We, the state, do not comprehend you är mind and rants, therefore we'll keep you in a museum.

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 9:42 a.m.

@suklaamumina Oh! I've got the day off, you better hurry!

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 9:41 a.m.

Talmbout he's the voice of this generation, of this decade when it comes to cohearant sleep, asking if I can get him an internship at Acne.

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 9:38 a.m.

After like a minute @kanyewest bum rushes the stages, drunkn of Liqour 43, dressed from top to toe in Acne.

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 9:37 a.m.

"I wanna thank my mom and dad, for teaching me to chill, I wanna thank my bed - couldn't have done it without you, buddy"

@sweden Dec. 22, 2011, 9:35 a.m.

The accomplishment of "getting" 10 hours of sleep makes me wanna hold a victory speech!

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 11:35 p.m.

@MarcyMravec You will have your twittizenship revoked.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 10:21 p.m.

#NP Vybz Kartel - "It bend like banana"

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle" S/O to Skraeling and the Redditors!

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 10:06 p.m.

I'm really happy for you @beachrockinc, and I'mma let you finish, but @sweden is the best social media campaign for a country. Of ALL time!

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

For all you Redittors out there, I've answered some questions over here http://t.co/Y22DdYg1

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 9:14 p.m.

@CH23_ It's absolutely okay. You may even hit me upside the head with a sledgehammer.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 8:51 p.m.

We, the state strongly condemn @MarcyMravec's unfollow lf @yallknowitshaso

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 8:35 p.m.

@gitarrmongo På riktigt? Hon låter ju för fan som Svenska Kocken i Mupparna.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 8:33 p.m.

Convenient amnesia. Now I can't be reached. So if they happen to be understaffed at work tomorrow -well....

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

In an outburst of stupidity I forgot the PIN-code to my phone, so now I can only use it on WiFi.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

Is Shabba Ranks on Twitter? @sweden loves Shabba! Rispeck puppa Shabba anyweh u deh!

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

All that'll be left is a beige jacket in a pool of reddish goo.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 4:54 p.m.

I've had so much coffee that I'm trembling on a molecular level. Any more of this and I'll disintegrate into human soup.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

Hey, @jack! I'm @sweden. How do you like me?

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 2:34 p.m.

@viktoriansk I'm just good at multitasking =)

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 2:27 p.m.

It's that time of day when my mind gets occupied whith the whereabouts and doings of @F_Esaiasson. Is he contributing to our great society?

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 1:56 p.m.

@rakogumi I got chosen because one of the people behind the project follows my regular twitter account, and he thought i fit the bill.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 1:27 p.m.

@WakethPresident No hoax! I'm a real Swedish citizen, and when I'm not @sweden, I'm @yallknowitshaso

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 9:32 a.m.

I see that I've misspelled "foreign". Sorry bout that.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 9:22 a.m.

I hope that Martin and Johan get to appeal their verdict, and that @carlbildt along side UD act harder on their behalf. #ethiopiaswedes

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 9:15 a.m.

You need to step up, @carlbildt! You NEED to let us know that you've got our backs! You are a leader! Now, lead! #ethiopiaswedes

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 9:14 a.m.

I can, to some extent, understand "silent diplomacy" in Sweden's relation to a foregin power. But "silent diplomacy" towards the own people?

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 9:12 a.m.

But I'm even more appalled, and outright saddened by the actions -or non-actions- by our foregin minister @carlbildt through this ordeal.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 9:10 a.m.

I'm shocked and appalled by the verdict against #ethiopiaswedes

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

“@hippopotacat: asså http://t.co/UIeDqPgq” My neck... My back...

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 7:18 a.m.

@rainbowlite But these were very large chicken!

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 7:15 a.m.

“@Zebbyz: @sweden Um, cos you is smokin some crazy funky Swedish MaryJane ?” Should've known that that oddly shaped cigarette was unreliable

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 7:13 a.m.

“@RehdersCorner: @sweden not sure, but I'm sure it was eggciting! (sorry)”

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 7:12 a.m.

This is my very handsome brother @hippopotacat. He's new to twitter and needs some followers. You know what to do

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 7:09 a.m.

“@ersavas: @sweden don't play that much angry birds bro.” I'm a Tiny Wings-man myself. Nothing tiny about these wings...

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 7:06 a.m.

“@isabllegranlund: @sweden its chickenmcnuggets fault. I think” I haven't had a mcnugget in a while... Maybe today is the day.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 7:04 a.m.

“@teufelstrom: @sweden too much late night Godzilla. On the other hand....I don't know where the chicken comes in?” Chickzilla?!

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 6:41 a.m.

Do we have any dream analysts amongst the followers? Why did I dream about dinosaur-sized chickens?!

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 6:39 a.m.

I dreamt the strangest things this night. Dinosaur-sized chickens attacking a TV-broadcasting antenna.

@sweden Dec. 21, 2011, 6:34 a.m.

@MariaSoxbo Det kommer, det kommer.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 9:52 p.m.

Time to hit the proverbial sack. The 05.30 wake-up call awaits and another day i Mammons claws ends. See you tomorrow. Puss!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 9:31 p.m.

It's a collection of articles covering racial- and cultural tensions in southern Sweden & the progress of the Swedish extreme right wing.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 9:26 p.m.

Got this in the mail today. The latest book by @niklasorrenius, one of the most brilliant journalists in Sweden. http://t.co/Knf2Xzyd

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:43 p.m.

@tisdallfarrell I'm pretty sure she's swedish.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

One would think that theres more money in HBO's dialect coaching budget, than letting the poor girl watch the Swedish Chef from The Muppets.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:36 p.m.

Yeah. I have to say this. Anyone that's watching Boardwalk Empire should write a complaint to HBO regarding the Swedish nanny.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

@sweettoothannie Sluta sura nu! Annnahiiittaaaa

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:32 p.m.

@sweettoothannie Angry badger ordmärkare....

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

@GeekySwede Oh cool! By the way, follow @odpodcast if aren't.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:21 p.m.

@GeekySwede People worshipping AI! That's a great movie/novel-idea. Work on that, man!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

@AudreyGraal I'm offenden (No I'm not)

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:19 p.m.

“@nandoaires: @AsnoDeBuridan @sweden they seem to be turning into IBM, from Real World... :(”<<Truer words have not been spoken. :) :( :) :(

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

@Krishansen19 Too bad. You're missing out on two essentlial pieces of popular culture, IMO.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:17 p.m.

@Vakansen I'm not much of a gamer, but I'll take your word for it.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:16 p.m.

@Donny_Mnemonic Ooh! There's a thought. They're a mining conglomerate?

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

@GeekySwede iCloud becomes self-aware?

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

I DO take for granted that all of mine 13000 folowers have seen Blade Runner and Robocop, and agree with me that they are genius!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

Which is more likely: Google turning into The Tyrell Corporation from Blade Runner or Omni Consumer Products from Robocop? Discuss!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:09 p.m.

@katemckinnon It's every week, so you're stuck with me for six more days.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:08 p.m.

I just went through a bout with my computer. I lost. And not even to my computer, but to Google. I yield. Chrome is un-uninstallable.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 6:17 p.m.

@joshleaves Yeah, but at te same time - well deserved. I've payed my dues, now it's payback time =)

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

And everyone say hi to @sweettoothannie. Her real name is Anahitta, cute as a button, angry like a badger.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 6:13 p.m.

Everyone say hi to @bktsvc. Her real name is Anisa and she's got flawless skin.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 6:11 p.m.

She got pissed at me for not namedropping her as one of my favourite gäris. Her, @bktsvc and @sweettoothannie are mad at me now.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

All my followers should say hi to @MajaBredberg. Please, everyone say hello to Maja.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

All charged and ready to go!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

With 3% battery left I want to make a wish: Please dancehall santa, free up di Werl Bawse!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:44 p.m.

Before my battery dies i wanna send some ❤ to my best gäris @NIKELUNDGREN, @JillLeDeux, @hultmania and @teamribs

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

@ErikStenhuis Haha! Thanks for not making me feel silly.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:30 p.m.


@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:28 p.m.

I forgot my charger at home, and I'm down on 11%. So Imma have to say something really smart before I get shit down.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:24 p.m.

@SeanMortonUK Melodifestivalen and Bounty Killa ;)

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:23 p.m.

@LunaCycles Probably, but it's soooooo gooloood!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:21 p.m.

http://t.co/EzDAi8Hk Here's a great rendition of the Swedish national anthem "Du gamla du fria".

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:14 p.m.

Here's a great song about the swedish national dish "kebabpizza" http://t.co/31CTVptc

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

@Nickemax Har man? Mina syften är rena som jungfrutårar. ;))))))) @jksthlm

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 1:38 p.m.

@JKSthlm I love Janssons and Senapssill. My father maked his own special mimosa salad that we have on the christmas table. @nickemax

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 1:20 p.m.

@Nickemax Good for "you", now it being that I'm @sweden and you aren't the verdict stands: Kebabpizza = national dish.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 12:41 p.m.

Hey, @AllianceJamaica, this is the current curator of Sweden speaking. Does Bounty Killa have a twitter account, I'd like to say hello.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 12:39 p.m.

The Swedish national dish "kebabpizza", a genious outcome of Swedish immigration policies. http://t.co/tcIfB8Ty

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 10:36 a.m.

@Cla_Gagliardini > but also a beacon of free speech.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 10:28 a.m.

@Cla_Gagliardini Well, I'm thrilled, and kind of nervous. It goes to show that Sweden ks not only a home of great marketing minds >

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 10:14 a.m.

@Cla_Gagliardini About the project or my opinion on stuff in general?

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

@vviberg Kanske, men när jag ska möblera mitt hem så ligger de mer i min prisklass än vad Bukowskis gör.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 9:17 a.m.

@johnwilander None taken! Have great day, kompis!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 9 a.m.

@ugr_acr No, It's actually an Arabic name, brought to Bosnia via the Ottoman empire. But now it's Swedish. :)

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 8:51 a.m.

@turbohat And cheap hot dogs. When broke, it's definetly worth the hike.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 8:51 a.m.

@vieaffreuse_fr We're both wrong, i took the liberty of googling and it turned out to be "Fabergé".

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

But who cares for some old ass rugs, paintings and Fabregé eggs? I've got IKEA, baby!

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 8:40 a.m.

Seems like the city planner put it there just so I'll have to suffer the symbolism while toiling away at my desk. As a cruel joke.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

Across the street from my office is Bukowskis - the Swedish version of Sotheby's. So close yet so unattainable. http://t.co/ROpYHj4N

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:21 a.m.

Tomorrow's the winter solstice, does anyone have some pagan rituals lined up? Midvinterblot and such.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:20 a.m.

@faeriemidwife Hopefully, the winter will go back to being just dark and annoying by the time he gets here.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:14 a.m.

@skmgoldin Swedish humor - when funny - is all wordplay, and useless when translated.

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:13 a.m.

AND I come prepared for the elements, with the dog carcass stitched to my hood. Circle of life-style. http://t.co/1QtwfHN9

@sweden Dec. 20, 2011, 7:10 a.m.

Good morning everyone, I've survived the walk from home to the subway, despite the strategically placed icy death traps. In you FACE, god!!!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

I'm really REALLY tired now, time to close shop. Thanx for today everyone, see you tomorrow.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 7 p.m.

@ersavas Saab? Is it anyones car at this time?

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:58 p.m.

@ersavas I'm a Volvo-man myself. I've owned 3 Volvos in my life, 240, 740 and 940.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

@thekarin We are in agreement madame. I've stopped following True Blood because of Sookie and th ridiculous plot.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

“@NIKELUNDGREN: @sweden dalahästen, svensk tiger?” I'd like to see these to mate. And then the proginy mates with the Älg...

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:51 p.m.

Taxes, lingon, falu rödfärg and Bofors.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:48 p.m.

I'm gonna answer @hultmania's question: which are Sweden's four elements?

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

“@hultmania: @sweden @jonas_adner @tobiasnorstrom @lisaehlin just wrote about Denmark's 4 (and 5th) elements. Which are Sweden's..."

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:45 p.m.

@CH23_ Subbed. I'm downloading the latest tho, so they are neither.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:44 p.m.

@jfmcnulty Big up! What you reckon is this year's chune?

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:27 p.m.

@noKTdidnt I can't stand her performance. The constant sobbing and the sighing and grasping for air every second sylible. Annoying!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:26 p.m.

@serenwade I wish she would leave ME alone?

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

@BeckySJones No problems, I won't tell on the plot

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

What kind of mental handicap possesses you to sob all the time, Debrah Morgan? Why do you have to speak i sighs?

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

I HATE Dexter's sister. The most annoying character on television.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

@gilliananstey I could use some of that heat...

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:13 p.m.

Kidding! I'll hopefully survive. I can't believe it's the last episode of dexter for this year. Time really does fly!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 6:12 p.m.

Damn I'm tired. It's been pich black up here for the past three hours. Now imma watch Dexter s06e12 and roll over dead.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 3:33 p.m.

@sw00w I was born i Bosnia and fled to Sweden during the war in the early 90's. I'm swedish now.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 2:15 p.m.

I wonder what @F_Esaiasson is doing. Hard on the grind och suckling the taxpayer's tit?

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 2:01 p.m.

@YouthmanBalkan Nej, det är Gangstas Paradise. =D

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 1:34 p.m.

@belindasmilne Sounds delicious (no it doesn't!)

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 1:14 p.m.

@MalinVK @xmoraix Juleskum är en guilty pleasure, man vill inte, men det hamnar i munnen ändå :( :):(:):(:)

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

@sofiawallgren Get what? I haven't checked my mail.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 12:23 p.m.

A swedish delicacy called "juleskum" meaning "christmas foam". Consisting of sugar, water, pink, and foamy stuff. http://t.co/IYSmkPuH

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

I really don't feel like going out for lunch while this white, cold, wet stuff is falling from the sky... :(

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 11:57 a.m.

@ruthkjsto That just might be the truth!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 11:53 a.m.

@ylvapavval Blukku! Gunshaat mean forward =D

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 11:51 a.m.

@jmtd I'm aiming for "adorable" but "that dancehall guy" would suffice.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 11:39 a.m.

I never got an answer to my question. Does anyone of @sweden's 12000- something followers like dancehall music?

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 11:34 a.m.

@HannaHales You should visit Reisen Bar, my favourite place, it's a hotel bar at Skeppsbron.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 11:12 a.m.

Early christmas present in sonic form @Safarisound: Safari Sound X Petter X Red Stripe presents: A Reggae Christmas. http://t.co/I6KWpHVq

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:54 a.m.

@QueenOfelia Jag har inte läst några böcker från i år. Är mitt uppe i en Philip K Dick-revival.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:40 a.m.

@Abouart I am gonna give you a great reggae mix by @safarisound in a while... A proud moment for my country, I think :D

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

@tonnellato Where I live is mostly Somali immigrants. It's a beautiful place. ;)

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:32 a.m.

Well, not books per se... It's mostly comics... Pirated on pdf.... Mostly Disney....

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:31 a.m.

Whatever my forhead might imply, I'm not illiterate. On the contrary, I have a quite extensive collection of books.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:30 a.m.

I beg you, forgive my type-o's. In my eagerness to communicate my fat fingers sometimes end up at the wrong part of my touchscreen.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:28 a.m.

@tonnellato It is indeed. Or maybe the previous one got a haircut and got inflated about 30%.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:27 a.m.

@MzSammyR You are very welcome. And I speak on begalf of the entire population of potential swedish husbands.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:24 a.m.

@MzSammyR Those must be the most accurate studies ever made.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:21 a.m.

@electroweb Yeah, that's called "fika" one kf the better thing s in Stieg Larssons litterature. You should disregard almost everything else.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:20 a.m.

“@jooooo: @sweden njaa http://t.co/TQBrNa4a” Still, put Bosnia and Sweden together - we going skyyyyy hiiiigh!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:15 a.m.

> Means that I'm drinking coffee ALL DAY LONG!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:15 a.m.

If we're to follow ethnic stereotypes I must be a super freak when it comes to coffee-drinking. Swedish volumes and Bosnian pace.>

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 10:14 a.m.

They say Swedes are the segond largest consumers of coffee in the world next to the Finnish... http://t.co/JK2i3q9V

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 9:31 a.m.

I have to start out my twitter-week as @sweden by bigging up the swedish dancehall fraternity!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 9:28 a.m.

I got so nervous that I had to take a crap... It's all better now....

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 9:18 a.m.

Wow! 12000 followers. Hope that at least some of you like dancehall.

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 9:10 a.m.

@zeljkoprsa Đe si Željko, ljudino! Drago mi je, druže!

@sweden Dec. 19, 2011, 9:07 a.m.

Good morning world! My name is Hasan Ramic, when I'm not curating Sweden i go under the alias @yallknowitshaso