Love you! Bye!
Before I leave, I’d like to thank you once again.
That’s it for me folks.
C’mon son, @kingjames! How you gonna be the best that ever did it and have no rings?
@sveinnbirkir Anything but the Heat ;)
@majamoodest Yeah, early mawnin. War starts at about 7.
@Digixav Me too! How greedy can people get?
I’m doing a great job of not entertaining you guys. Nobody likes neither reggae nor basketball. What DO you like?
Really tho… May The Heat not win this year neither. Amen!
Why I’m not a chef? I can’t stand the Heat!! Get it? Get it? Huh? Huh?
Now that the lock out has ended, how will @kingjames endure further embaressment? Win a championship? Most likely NOT!!
@jonnatolonen I’ve allready bashed my own government… Twice… ;)
@ErikHasse Hmm, never been to Linköping, but if you’re gonna stay for winter: prepare for short days.
@evanderholy It’s kind of a random selection, but one of the people behind the project follows me on twitter and thought I fit the bill.
@jakobhultman Do you want us to issue a complaint on your behalf.
Where your rings at @kingjames?!
@tenfootfangs Thank you very much for the appreciation.
We, the state, strongly condemn LeBron James, and the Miami Heat.
@GeekySwede Merry Christmas to you too, my deat sir!
@amatlevin As long as it isn’t The Heat, I’m good!
Arite, less doris! AMA! Anything except questions about the @sweden project.
Damn, I’ve underestemated my workload! My mandate expires in 2 hours and I haven’t tweeted anything!
@PaperMaven Wow! I’m flattered! Thank you!
It reads: “Jonas and Helena met here in 1999, now they’re married and have two children”
Jonas and Helena’s attempt to immortalize their love. Odenplan, Stockholm. http://t.co/xyvRMKSg
>> He’s made a living of soundclash, he’s not to be underestemated.
ANYWAY!! I’m looking forward to the Matterhorn – Twinz clash. Comedy! Twinz are funny as hell, but Matterhorn is a veteran soundboy >>>
Haha! I really can’t believe that there are no reagge/dancehall nuts among the followers.
Well, anyone watching Reggae Sting tomorrow? www.stingjamaica.com.jm
@_Kavi Thank YOU for reading!
@FuckingMorgan I think so too. Tye way you’re guilt tripping, you’re as swedish as it gets! =P
Now I’mma spend rest of this day just saying outrageous stuff.
I’d like to thank everyone for all the @’s and the nice words.
Time flies when you’re having fun. Today’s my last day as @sweden!!
@mikeerickson Actually it isn’t. No snow in Stockholm at least. The wether is something like late october.
@dstergiou The same to you ;)
@DJ_Shirkhan Yep. Goin full retard. Gunshaat forward, lickwood rewing, etc… =D
@dstergiou Thanking the higher powers of chaos theory as we tweet!
And the best way that I know is VERY loud dancehall music and straight shots of rum. Nah no mercy, liver!
This week, rewarding as it might have been, has resulted in some pent up frustration that needs to be purged.
I havent been drunk since june. Thought I’d save myself for the release of the next Rick Ross album. For full Big Meechness.
20 minutes to the next train home. FML.
My favourite Swedish christmas tradition: Kalle Ankas julafton. http://t.co/d6jgak9E
@JanRaccoon Yes I am. The point of the story was that I became swedish when I started celebrating christmas.
Merry christmas, god jul, happy holidays. I’m about to hit the shower and then off to work.
It’s all about the kids, man!
We still observe our traditional Muslim holidays, but it’s not about religion for us. It’s about the spirit.
The time we officialy became Swedish.
We don’t give him presents anymore, but we still say “God jul” to remember the time we set aside our own identity for his sake.
Our own christmas tradition continued up until he himself came into his teens and developed an atheistic and sceptical mind.
We thoughg: Christian or not – any tradition that’s about giving kids presents should be celebrated.
He made us greeting cards and beed necklaces and in kindergarten, and got Lego, Biker Mice and pepparkakor in return.
That’s when our family took the executive desision to start celebrating christmas. For my little brother’s sake.
>>> And he couldn’t understand why we didn’t have a christmas tree at home.
The thing is. My younger brother got really sad. He had made us all christmas presents along with the other kids >>>
It was, after all, the christians that drove us from our home. We had enough holidays of our own, we don’t need another one.
In our fight to preserve our Bosnian muslim identity we didn’t celebrate christmas. It was a christian tradition and not to be observed.
All the other kids in his kindergarten class were swedish, and every winter they were celebrating christmas.
By this time my younger brother was 3-4 years old, attending swedish kindergarden with swedish kids.
After a few years in refugee camps and those kind of fascilities, we got kind of integrated into the swedish society.
But that was more teenage posing than an actual stance. Which 12 yearold can REALLY take a stance.
I was in my early teens and sought after identity, and I became overtly nationalist and “muslim”.
When the war started in Bosnia, a part of the conflict was based on religion. We were inherently muslim, and forced to flee to Sweden.
Despite my fear of death as a child I never sought religion for comfort. I just came to terms with my mortality.
>>> dinner, and I came up crying and asked them what’s gonna happen after death. Answer: “The same thing that happened before you were born”
I remember when I couldn’t sleep one night, because I got to thinking about death. My parrents and godparrents were sitting up after >>>
>> and religion was never present in my life. And that’s scary for a kid.
We observed some inherited muslim traditions (Bosnia is one of few European countries with an indigenous muslim population) but god >>>
Before 1992 Bosnia & Herzegovina was a part of former Yugoslavia, a socialist and communist country, and my parrents were party members.
I was raised an atheist.
Carl Sagan has a message for you! http://t.co/BueObPHV
Tomorrow’s christmas eve. Most of the civilizes world will be chilling. I’ll be working.
#np Mavado – “Last night” Come back Gully Gaad!!
Selam aleykum, to you @Nickemax
Fika like there’s no tomorrow! http://t.co/4jvbPb5T
Here she is! Fröken Sverige. http://t.co/K4BiJgEL
@ribblefizz Thanks for your story, man! Hope everything sorts itself out. Merry christmas to you and yours!
Some roots and culture to cool off the nerves: Horace Andy – “Every tongue shall tell” http://t.co/zf62go2h
I repeat, what i said are my own views, and do not stand for the population of sweden in it’s entirety, nor the people behind the project.
The point of this account is that all swedes, with all oppinions get a chance to express it.
PS: All of the views expressed in the rant below are opinions of me, Hasan Ramic aka @yallknowitshaso
Allright. End of rant. Now go on. Do something!
>>> starving and freezing NOW! ON YOUR WATCH! Are you gonna sit there and argue, or are you gonna act human an äd do everything you can do?
And those of you arguing against charity, because it’ll never replace welfare – you might be right. But on the other hand people are >>>
That is why it’s our obligation, as HUMAN BEINGS, to step up and act for those unable to act for themselves. That’s what makes us human!
2011, in Sweden, the case isn’t so.
Taking care of each other SHOULD be a part of the system.
I’m the first one to agree – IT IS NOT! Everyones human right to food and shelter should be an integral part of a civilized society.
And on top of that there are those arguing that charity isn’t a viable replacement for our lost welfare system.
Anyone not falling into the “work line” is now in jeopardy of losing everything. No matter what the reasons might be.
The current swedish welfare system is a bad joke compared to what it once was. And we are being tought that weakness should be punished.
>>But are also devoid of each other. People are nown tought to mind their own business, and not care for the next man.
In exchange for tax cuts, we’ve got a hollowed out society. Where people are in higher jeopardy of not only capsizing economically>>
Unfortunately, the recebt Swedish governments over the past years have started selling out most of our welfare system and infrastructure.
In Sweden, we don’t have a tradition of charity. Most of us were brought up in a social safety system payed for by tax money.
All of you that are reading this, have computers or smart phones. Your help to the needy is just one klick away. Act now! Do something!
>>Need it. Donate money, clothes or work a shift at your lokal homeless shelter, or soup kitchen. Anything.
So whilst giving away your xboxes, iPhones, digital photo frames and home knitted sweaters to eachother, give a present to those that >>
Today 18000 Swedes are homeless. Might not sound as much, but every one of those is a person of flesh and blood breathing the same air as me
Christmas. The season to be jolly. Unfortunately not eeryone has that privilege.
Morning routine: Shower, breakfast, yelling back at the morning news in discontent.
Bizzack like cooked crizzack!
Sorry for the lack of tweets today. I’mma make it up to you tomorrow. Puss!
@milbandstra A love gun, maybe!
Staying in tuoch with my Bosnian roots. My FK Sarajevo coffee cup has been around the block a couple times. http://t.co/h27M72iK
I wonder if @F_Esaiasson has been equally productive, or if he spent his day lying around in his morning robe like the sloth he is?
It’s 15:00 o’clock and I’ve finished cleaning my appartment, doing the laundry, and washing the dishes. Another productive day.
Hallelujah sweet baby Buddha! My phone is functioninga again. And 300 smses just arrived.
@bktsvc Soon, precious.
@Anna_Felicia We, the state, do not comprehend you är mind and rants, therefore we’ll keep you in a museum.
@ribblefizz I wish you even 70%
@leyresoyyo Good morning, Spain!
@suklaamumina Oh! I’ve got the day off, you better hurry!
Talmbout he’s the voice of this generation, of this decade when it comes to cohearant sleep, asking if I can get him an internship at Acne.
After like a minute @kanyewest bum rushes the stages, drunkn of Liqour 43, dressed from top to toe in Acne.
“I wanna thank my mom and dad, for teaching me to chill, I wanna thank my bed – couldn’t have done it without you, buddy”
The accomplishment of “getting” 10 hours of sleep makes me wanna hold a victory speech!
@MarcyMravec You will have your twittizenship revoked.
#NP Vybz Kartel – “It bend like banana”
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle” S/O to Skraeling and the Redditors!
For all you Redittors out there, I’ve answered some questions over here http://t.co/Y22DdYg1
@CH23_ It’s absolutely okay. You may even hit me upside the head with a sledgehammer.
@gitarrmongo På riktigt? Hon låter ju för fan som Svenska Kocken i Mupparna.
Convenient amnesia. Now I can’t be reached. So if they happen to be understaffed at work tomorrow -well….
In an outburst of stupidity I forgot the PIN-code to my phone, so now I can only use it on WiFi.
Is Shabba Ranks on Twitter? @sweden loves Shabba! Rispeck puppa Shabba anyweh u deh!
All that’ll be left is a beige jacket in a pool of reddish goo.
I’ve had so much coffee that I’m trembling on a molecular level. Any more of this and I’ll disintegrate into human soup.
@viktoriansk I’m just good at multitasking =)
It’s that time of day when my mind gets occupied whith the whereabouts and doings of @F_Esaiasson. Is he contributing to our great society?
@rakogumi I got chosen because one of the people behind the project follows my regular twitter account, and he thought i fit the bill.
I see that I’ve misspelled “foreign”. Sorry bout that.
I can, to some extent, understand “silent diplomacy” in Sweden’s relation to a foregin power. But “silent diplomacy” towards the own people?
But I’m even more appalled, and outright saddened by the actions -or non-actions- by our foregin minister @carlbildt through this ordeal.
I’m shocked and appalled by the verdict against #ethiopiaswedes
“@hippopotacat: asså http://t.co/UIeDqPgq” My neck… My back…
@rainbowlite But these were very large chicken!
“@Zebbyz: @sweden Um, cos you is smokin some crazy funky Swedish MaryJane ?” Should’ve known that that oddly shaped cigarette was unreliable
“@RehdersCorner: @sweden not sure, but I’m sure it was eggciting! (sorry)”
This is my very handsome brother @hippopotacat. He’s new to twitter and needs some followers. You know what to do
“@ersavas: @sweden don’t play that much angry birds bro.” I’m a Tiny Wings-man myself. Nothing tiny about these wings…
@chunmei2508 Hej, hej!
“@isabllegranlund: @sweden its chickenmcnuggets fault. I think” I haven’t had a mcnugget in a while… Maybe today is the day.
“@teufelstrom: @sweden too much late night Godzilla. On the other hand….I don’t know where the chicken comes in?” Chickzilla?!
Do we have any dream analysts amongst the followers? Why did I dream about dinosaur-sized chickens?!
I dreamt the strangest things this night. Dinosaur-sized chickens attacking a TV-broadcasting antenna.
@MariaSoxbo Det kommer, det kommer.
Time to hit the proverbial sack. The 05.30 wake-up call awaits and another day i Mammons claws ends. See you tomorrow. Puss!
@amyandpink Well it is what it is.
@amyandpink Hjulsta welcomes you.
It’s a collection of articles covering racial- and cultural tensions in southern Sweden & the progress of the Swedish extreme right wing.
Hjulsta at night http://t.co/rEbo7kXi
@tisdallfarrell I’m pretty sure she’s swedish.
@yekrutdloc No, “Swedish”
One would think that theres more money in HBO’s dialect coaching budget, than letting the poor girl watch the Swedish Chef from The Muppets.
Yeah. I have to say this. Anyone that’s watching Boardwalk Empire should write a complaint to HBO regarding the Swedish nanny.
@sweettoothannie Sluta sura nu! Annnahiiittaaaa
@sweettoothannie Angry badger ordmärkare….
@GeekySwede People worshipping AI! That’s a great movie/novel-idea. Work on that, man!
@AudreyGraal I’m offenden (No I’m not)
@Krishansen19 Too bad. You’re missing out on two essentlial pieces of popular culture, IMO.
@Vakansen I’m not much of a gamer, but I’ll take your word for it.
@Krishansen19 You should!
@Donny_Mnemonic Ooh! There’s a thought. They’re a mining conglomerate?
@GeekySwede iCloud becomes self-aware?
I DO take for granted that all of mine 13000 folowers have seen Blade Runner and Robocop, and agree with me that they are genius!
Which is more likely: Google turning into The Tyrell Corporation from Blade Runner or Omni Consumer Products from Robocop? Discuss!
@katemckinnon It’s every week, so you’re stuck with me for six more days.
I just went through a bout with my computer. I lost. And not even to my computer, but to Google. I yield. Chrome is un-uninstallable.
@joshleaves Yeah, but at te same time – well deserved. I’ve payed my dues, now it’s payback time =)
And everyone say hi to @sweettoothannie. Her real name is Anahitta, cute as a button, angry like a badger.
Everyone say hi to @bktsvc. Her real name is Anisa and she’s got flawless skin.
All my followers should say hi to @MajaBredberg. Please, everyone say hello to Maja.
All charged and ready to go!
With 3% battery left I want to make a wish: Please dancehall santa, free up di Werl Bawse!
@ErikStenhuis Haha! Thanks for not making me feel silly.
@leyresoyyo Hola to y’all!
@supimfabi PIZZA WITH KEBAB ON IT! THAT SHIT CRAY!
I forgot my charger at home, and I’m down on 11%. So Imma have to say something really smart before I get shit down.
@SeanMortonUK Melodifestivalen and Bounty Killa ;)
@LunaCycles Probably, but it’s soooooo gooloood!
http://t.co/EzDAi8Hk Here’s a great rendition of the Swedish national anthem “Du gamla du fria”.
Here’s a great song about the swedish national dish “kebabpizza” http://t.co/31CTVptc
@Nickemax Yes it is!
Hey, @AllianceJamaica, this is the current curator of Sweden speaking. Does Bounty Killa have a twitter account, I’d like to say hello.
The Swedish national dish “kebabpizza”, a genious outcome of Swedish immigration policies. http://t.co/tcIfB8Ty
@Cla_Gagliardini > but also a beacon of free speech.
@Cla_Gagliardini Well, I’m thrilled, and kind of nervous. It goes to show that Sweden ks not only a home of great marketing minds >
@Cla_Gagliardini About the project or my opinion on stuff in general?
@vviberg Kanske, men när jag ska möblera mitt hem så ligger de mer i min prisklass än vad Bukowskis gör.
@johnwilander None taken! Have great day, kompis!
@ugr_acr No, It’s actually an Arabic name, brought to Bosnia via the Ottoman empire. But now it’s Swedish. :)
@turbohat And cheap hot dogs. When broke, it’s definetly worth the hike.
@vieaffreuse_fr We’re both wrong, i took the liberty of googling and it turned out to be “Fabergé”.
But who cares for some old ass rugs, paintings and Fabregé eggs? I’ve got IKEA, baby!
Seems like the city planner put it there just so I’ll have to suffer the symbolism while toiling away at my desk. As a cruel joke.
Across the street from my office is Bukowskis – the Swedish version of Sotheby’s. So close yet so unattainable. http://t.co/ROpYHj4N
Tomorrow’s the winter solstice, does anyone have some pagan rituals lined up? Midvinterblot and such.
@faeriemidwife Hopefully, the winter will go back to being just dark and annoying by the time he gets here.
@skmgoldin Why thank you!
@skmgoldin Swedish humor – when funny – is all wordplay, and useless when translated.
AND I come prepared for the elements, with the dog carcass stitched to my hood. Circle of life-style. http://t.co/1QtwfHN9
Good morning everyone, I’ve survived the walk from home to the subway, despite the strategically placed icy death traps. In you FACE, god!!!
I’m really REALLY tired now, time to close shop. Thanx for today everyone, see you tomorrow.
@ersavas Saab? Is it anyones car at this time?
@ersavas I’m a Volvo-man myself. I’ve owned 3 Volvos in my life, 240, 740 and 940.
@thekarin We are in agreement madame. I’ve stopped following True Blood because of Sookie and th ridiculous plot.
“@NIKELUNDGREN: @sweden dalahästen, svensk tiger?” I’d like to see these to mate. And then the proginy mates with the Älg…
@johnwilander Farewell sir.
Taxes, lingon, falu rödfärg and Bofors.
I’m gonna answer @hultmania‘s question: which are Sweden’s four elements?
@CH23_ Subbed. I’m downloading the latest tho, so they are neither.
@jfmcnulty Big up! What you reckon is this year’s chune?
@noKTdidnt I can’t stand her performance. The constant sobbing and the sighing and grasping for air every second sylible. Annoying!
@serenwade I wish she would leave ME alone?
@BeckySJones No problems, I won’t tell on the plot
What kind of mental handicap possesses you to sob all the time, Debrah Morgan? Why do you have to speak i sighs?
I HATE Dexter’s sister. The most annoying character on television.
@gilliananstey I could use some of that heat…
Kidding! I’ll hopefully survive. I can’t believe it’s the last episode of dexter for this year. Time really does fly!
Damn I’m tired. It’s been pich black up here for the past three hours. Now imma watch Dexter s06e12 and roll over dead.
@sw00w And bosnian.
@sw00w I was born i Bosnia and fled to Sweden during the war in the early 90′s. I’m swedish now.
I wonder what @F_Esaiasson is doing. Hard on the grind och suckling the taxpayer’s tit?
@YouthmanBalkan Nej, det är Gangstas Paradise. =D
@belindasmilne Sounds delicious (no it doesn’t!)
@sofiawallgren Get what? I haven’t checked my mail.
A swedish delicacy called “juleskum” meaning “christmas foam”. Consisting of sugar, water, pink, and foamy stuff. http://t.co/IYSmkPuH
I really don’t feel like going out for lunch while this white, cold, wet stuff is falling from the sky… :(
@MariaEkman Big up yuhself, Maria!
@ruthkjsto That just might be the truth!
@luklimadesign Don’t be!
@ylvapavval Blukku! Gunshaat mean forward =D
@karalombard Haha, not litteraly!
@jmtd I’m aiming for “adorable” but “that dancehall guy” would suffice.
I never got an answer to my question. Does anyone of @sweden‘s 12000- something followers like dancehall music?
@HannaHales You should visit Reisen Bar, my favourite place, it’s a hotel bar at Skeppsbron.
@QueenOfelia Jag har inte läst några böcker från i år. Är mitt uppe i en Philip K Dick-revival.
@tonnellato Where I live is mostly Somali immigrants. It’s a beautiful place. ;)
Well, not books per se… It’s mostly comics… Pirated on pdf…. Mostly Disney….
Whatever my forhead might imply, I’m not illiterate. On the contrary, I have a quite extensive collection of books.
I beg you, forgive my type-o’s. In my eagerness to communicate my fat fingers sometimes end up at the wrong part of my touchscreen.
@tonnellato It is indeed. Or maybe the previous one got a haircut and got inflated about 30%.
@MzSammyR You are very welcome. And I speak on begalf of the entire population of potential swedish husbands.
@MzSammyR Those must be the most accurate studies ever made.
@electroweb Yeah, that’s called “fika” one kf the better thing s in Stieg Larssons litterature. You should disregard almost everything else.
> Means that I’m drinking coffee ALL DAY LONG!
If we’re to follow ethnic stereotypes I must be a super freak when it comes to coffee-drinking. Swedish volumes and Bosnian pace.>
They say Swedes are the segond largest consumers of coffee in the world next to the Finnish… http://t.co/JK2i3q9V
I have to start out my twitter-week as @sweden by bigging up the swedish dancehall fraternity!
I got so nervous that I had to take a crap… It’s all better now….
Wow! 12000 followers. Hope that at least some of you like dancehall.
@zeljkoprsa Đe si Željko, ljudino! Drago mi je, druže!
Good morning world! My name is Hasan Ramic, when I’m not curating Sweden i go under the alias @yallknowitshaso