Jack Werner

Jack Werner

was @sweden 2011-12-10 to 2011-12-18

After finishing high school with questionable grades, I discovered that nobody cared about them anyway. Since then I have been an editor for Lista.se, managed a book club and been a self-employed writer, marketer and lecturer on social media and web culture. Ever since I discovered that nobody takes the latter subject seriously in Sweden, I’ve done my best to bring it to light. The result so far is that nobody takes me seriously, which is okay I guess, since my eyebrows are too funny anyway. I also dole out daily wisdoms on Twitter, write for the Swedish news blog Ajour and market with Bloggbyrån. But being 22 and having no education—what the hell, I might as well have ended up cleaning sewers. I normally tweet as @kwasweb.

Jack Werner's Feed

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

Next week's Curator describes himself as "Your crooked guide to the Swedish suburbian safari." Starting Monday morning!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 9:14 p.m.

Oops, HERE is the Swedish secret of doom http://t.co/U94xMR3e

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:59 p.m.

Here it is, the Swedish secret of doom: http://t.co/lqWVwwvP

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:58 p.m.

I want to end this beautiful week with reveal Swedens most well-kept secret, a dark, terrible fact of awe that weve been protecting for ages

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:56 p.m.

If you understand swedish and still think I'm remotely interesting, follow me on @kwasbeb. I'll be just as childish and stupid over there.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:55 p.m.

I've had a blast the last week, an I hope you haven't become totally tired of my old man fart jokes. You guys are the best!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

Ok folks. In five minutes, they'll pull the plug on me. I guess this is good bye.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:52 p.m.

Some people just EATS your apartment with their body: http://t.co/lqWVwwvP

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:49 p.m.

@cfs yeah that'll only cost like one million kronor and I've got 12 on my account, can totally do it!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:39 p.m.

@debdobson probably Iceland. They've messed up before.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:38 p.m.

@BaconButtie123 @gspenceruk dude, it's not you eating them, it's Lars

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:38 p.m.

@TrulyTherese nja, jag har inte helt hängt med på den där storyn. Ska läsa ikapp, @emanuelkarlsten har ju täckt det lite.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

@aridux good night, thanks for this week!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:35 p.m.

@gspenceruk @baconbuttie123 you guys wanna hear some swedish, huh? "Äter smörgåsar med lök på, kalla mig gärna Lars!"

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:34 p.m.

@hildgrim I totally agree. Flawless reputation!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:33 p.m.

@RomanaCorreale oh there's a lot of them! But Esbjörn Svenssons Trio and Detektivbyrån are two favorites - look them up!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:29 p.m.

@amanicdroid yeah that's good but I'll stick to rickroll. Thanks for the idea man!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

@WWBugs the people behind this idea called me and asked if I wanted to. And that's about it.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

@gspenceruk creatig international awkwardness: my new life goal

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:27 p.m.

@scaryduck thank you man for following me! It's been my pleasure all the way

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:27 p.m.

@MWRamsis I'm actually working with people reporting on the development in the MENA countries - so I'm doing my best!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

@hildgrim I know them, great idea!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

@DukeKajaK thank you! Have yourself a great sunday evening!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

@TrulyTherese jag vet, skickade ut en rättelse strax efteråt

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

@oskarwinberg kommer sakna er med! Men jag ju kvar på @kwasbeb!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

@aridux a computer game that's really great. You should look it up on YouTube, search for "portal ending song"

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:22 p.m.

@RomanaCorreale ooh, good one! I'd say this Swedish kitchen tool, it's kinda unique for our country: http://t.co/vg1okjhZ

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

@JohanLange I might. Suggestions of good ones?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

@odinmanzano great to hear that you like it!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

@enkompis I think I'm asking myself... For a friend? @thomasbillberg

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

@scaryduck that's the second suggestion that I should declare war on someone I've got. Do I look that much as a Viking?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:16 p.m.

@amanicdroid I might actually go out with a rick roll...

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

@WWBugs I'm sure the following people will make me look like as interesting as a cheese sandwich, bro

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

@mbwilston1 thank you and thanks for following! Have a great Sunday night!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:13 p.m.

@olmjes go Sweden go, svärmor!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:12 p.m.

@uaberu the pleasure is totally on my side, friend!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:12 p.m.

@uaberu I'm way to tired. How about just drinking a glass of water and write dry tweets on the weather instead?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

@yvas now that wouldn't be very nice of me

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

@Wonder7orma oh that would be awesome but I'm sorry - the law of nature demands me to move on

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

@debdobson I guess we have a so called loose-loose situation here?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

@gvunson Stockholm or the west coast, near Lysekil, easily!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:08 p.m.

@SpinelessLib man I'm way too tired. Otherwise I would totally have done it!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:07 p.m.

@MyCaricature haha, unfortunately they have thought about that risk and made precautions. I'll be find on @kwasbeb - only in Swedish though.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

@mikeerickson I'll look for it on YouTube?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:05 p.m.

@karalombard I will contemplate all of your genius ideas, it's just so hard to find out which the best one is!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

@amanicdroid well that's pretty much the most evil idea I've ever heard about

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:03 p.m.

@indianhopp sorry, forgot about that! A highly valued Swedish tradition

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:02 p.m.

@richardfeigin do you think people abroad are able to take part in that?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

@Wikichipi haha love your logic. "what's the worst things there is? 2. Fapping on twitter 1. Justin Bieber"

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 8 p.m.

@mbwilston1 dude, I've gained like 3000 followers the last two days, wouldn't it be unnecessary to loose all of them now?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:59 p.m.

@kristinawig oh, you're far too kind dear. Thank you, and take care!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:59 p.m.

@turbohat oh, my knowledge of what teachers that are needed in Swedish schools is limited, to say the least. But give it a shot?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

@gavindeschutter thank, great to hear from you too! Upvotes for ever, my narwhal friend

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

@uaberu wow, that more like a day-long job. But it's a great idea! I will look into it

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

@astonadam it's not a job, it's just a fun thing for a week. I got it cause the dudes behind the account found me fitting, I guess.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:56 p.m.

@yvas like start joking on Swedish?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:56 p.m.

@aridux oooh, I have a song suggestion: ending song from Portal 1. Heard it?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:53 p.m.

@debdobson dark as hell. We have about five hours of sun time a day. It's rather sad.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:52 p.m.

@StephenJBowron do you feel that's a flawless trick "to get the ladies queuing", bro?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:51 p.m.

@MattGillian I'll listen and try to find it out!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:48 p.m.

@nikiheden I will my friend, I will.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:48 p.m.

@amanicdroid do you mean that I should watch it, or you guys?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:47 p.m.

@mikeerickson sure! You've got any tips on good ones?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

@MajLev oh I'd love to - but I ain't got no glögg!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

@Wikichipi now that wouldn't be very social media fresh, right?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:45 p.m.

@NikkiGuest I'd love to! Helvete=hell, snopp=dick, bajskorv=turd, rumphål=anus and "det luktar prutt"="it smells like fart".

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:43 p.m.

@debdobson Hey person not from Sweden! How are ya?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:43 p.m.

Anyone in Sweden wanna hire this dude: @kzelnio? He seems like a nice enough guy.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:39 p.m.

So, one hour and twenty minutes left on my time as the international twitter spokesman for Sweden. What should I do, you guys?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:37 p.m.

@GeniusRocket I'd say both. Or at least, I've succeeded in forfilling both during this week.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:36 p.m.

@AjlinaCor haha thats an awesome thought!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

@MattGillian uuh, I'd say like the techno, electro and dancehall people. Thats really an elite in their own.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

@filmcore haha thank you! I would have to be reborn as princess Victorias kid though, and then I would have to die before she gave birth.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:33 p.m.

@nemlawford haha love you too! Gotta represent, you know

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:32 p.m.

@VisitSwedenUK great to hear - I'm sure you'll enjoy the next person up too

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 7:30 p.m.

@joeltwitt hehe well you know, people enjoy watching car crashes...

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

@Esupersave absolutely, will do so from now on

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

@gvunson probably not, sadly. I've got a private twitter, but I only tweet in Swedish there though. But thanks for liking me, really!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

@MsTeratophilia i guess. It's like anal sex - probably really strange, but at least you should try cause you might be sick enough to like it

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

@MichaelWaring I think I covered most of it there, right?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

@MsTeratophilia oh my god. I'm sorry but I can't be held responsible for that. That sounds very very weird.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 4:02 p.m.

@yasmineelrafie nädå, men från 8000 till 11 000

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

Listening to my hungover friend Lydia explaining why The Notebook is such a bad movie: http://t.co/RHOW93hp

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 3:49 p.m.

@MalinVK @oskarwinberg @pink_lola intressant att det bara är svenskar som reagerade på den tweeten!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 3:48 p.m.

@scaryduck the official swedish view is: what's the difference?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:53 p.m.

So, that pizza I was telling you guys about... http://t.co/CURVW7zA

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:45 p.m.

@sweden_cul that's awesome! I think maybe @damonrasti would be interested in that, do you guys know each other?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:44 p.m.

@bollibolshevik all of it. I can follow and unfollow who I want, and tweet whatever I want (as long as, you know, its not totally fucked up)

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:42 p.m.

@rightsprung oh I'm sorry, let me take care of that for you: http://t.co/z82gfACQ

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:11 p.m.

@dakuten youre welcome! Good luck, and I hope to see you here speaking Swedish like a native some day!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:10 p.m.

@sweden_cul you do? That's interesting! What kind of stuff do you tweet about?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:09 p.m.

@noktacelik @dakuten no need, I think this is the best answer: https://t.co/mfvYhoqI

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 2:08 p.m.

@bollibolshevik you think so? Whats your country?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

I don't know - can you help? RT @dakuten: @sweden Do you know where I could learn swedish on the web, freely? (And in French, if possible.)

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:47 p.m.

@AleksisArnold @frankfardal åh, ingen fara, jag tolkade det inte så. Förstår hur du menar. Men folk verkar så sjukt taggade på det, nu iaf.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

@pjsullivan3 oh, I'm gonna have to try that out! Thanks for the tip

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

@uaberu probably pretty much. Maybe a bit worse English.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

@AleksisArnold @frankfardal tja, vi får se. Men jag har haft kul och blivit gott mottagen denna vecka, så inledningen bådar ju gott.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:30 p.m.

@uaberu we were Vikings. Every stone probably has a variation of that.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:26 p.m.

@joshleaves that's bull shit! Both women- and manizers should get to represent their country. Or as in my case: snacksizers.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:20 p.m.

@uaberu mate, what are you talking about? We left tons of runestones down there back in the days, just find one and make a few minor changes

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:16 p.m.

@GLiljegren hehe nöjet är helt och hållet på min sida

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:14 p.m.

@uaberu oh come on won't you guys at least raise a runestone to tell the tale of my life and death? I was a twitter king for a week, dammit!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:10 p.m.

@Lexeme that was supposed to go *aaw schuck*, as I'm sure you understand. And I'll miss you too!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:08 p.m.

@Lexeme as shuck, now you make me blush.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:07 p.m.

@uaberu my hours on the throne is counted. Tonight, a coupe will overthrow me and make way for a new king of Twitter. And I will be forgot.

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:05 p.m.

@Camand78 haha, sorry - love you too

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:04 p.m.

@ManInTheField nope. But they keep an eye on me, and if I crossed the line they would hunt me down and erase what godless stuff I've tweeted

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 1:02 p.m.

@joshleaves well that's just sad. Why won't France just stand up for its citizens? @bollibolshevik

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:58 p.m.

@bollibolshevik yeah I'm just trying to keep an eye on my nations areas of interest, you know?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:54 p.m.

@CarolineCajo nope! Sorry, you'll just have to wait

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

Wasting a day on pizza and BF3 is like masturbating: feels great while you're at it, but later you're like "what am I doing with my life?"

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

@MrHighFidelity you're welcome, it's my job this week. And I'm just having fun. Hope I'll see you around here in Sweden anytime soon !

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:43 p.m.

@GekkoPowere oh me to. It's great that so many found this initiative that exciting!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:42 p.m.

@GekkoPowere oh, me to. It's really great that so many found this initiative that exciting!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:39 p.m.

@dreamgor doing my best, promise!

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:39 p.m.

@RSKingBohemian that's wonderful, hope you'll have the opportunity to visit again sometimes soon

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:37 p.m.

@CarolineCajo thanks! Be sure to tag along longer - I think people taking over this account in the coming weeks may actually be interesting

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:08 a.m.

@taip that's awesome! But dude, you know that the dough that you make pepparkakor out of is way better then the actual pepparkakor, right?

@sweden Dec. 18, 2011, 12:07 a.m.

@TravisCommGuy always welcome back, you know!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 11:36 p.m.

@Ekobonden ja, det hela är rätt anmärkningsvärt, eller hur?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 11:09 p.m.

@iPoesc @me4oslav @supimfabi ...what's going on here, you rascals?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:51 p.m.

@supimfabi sure - if you'll hook me up on an oktoberfest?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

@supimfabi if you bring me some döner?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:44 p.m.

@supimfabi course they do! Your döner kebab is the absolute best I've ever tasted

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:43 p.m.

@BruceMlaing I know, that one is great! got it from @gspenceruk just minutes ago

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:41 p.m.

You should! And we are! RT @skmgoldin: @sweden's feed is… Amazing. I actually want to go to Sweden now. THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:40 p.m.

@gspenceruk haha bork bork you smart bastard

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:39 p.m.

Picture in the last tweet collected from Reddit, btw. The best place on the web there is.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

@karalombard oh, I understand your motif and its great - but the thing is, this twitter profile says who it his that temporarily control it.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:25 p.m.

@karalombard probably not! I think you can drop that (currently Jack)-thing, though. It's pretty clear to most of our followers I think.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:24 p.m.

These Wikipedia top banners really creates fun opportunities for someone with a sense of humor like my own: http://t.co/8OYiuIzA

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:19 p.m.

@karalombard i have no problems with a), but I'm afraid that b) would render you with mould in your letter box - hence, can't do that c)

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

@karalombard I'd say that every woman represents that group, the same way me and every man represents the "potential fat grumpy fart"-group

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 9:59 p.m.

@ftorstensson de ringde mig och frågade, helt enkelt.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

@AnnFollin oh really? Actually that would have been awesome, but I'm busy tomorrow. Thanks for inviting though!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

@karalombard I think so, yes. I'd say you own the account for a week, and can do whatever you want with it.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 9:54 p.m.

@whoradio oh you did not! What did you say? Is there a possibility to listen to it online? For science, you know.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

@karalombard and it's been great getting to know you too!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 9:52 p.m.

@DemonLlamas doing my best to delivar

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 9:52 p.m.

@Jordstar I would so follow that account if they did that!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

@karalombard yeah but then I wouldnt be able to drop bad jokes!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 7:19 p.m.

@EirikSS yeah, something like that

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 7:01 p.m.

@martinid thank you, and the same!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 7 p.m.

@skjutsgruppen well, since I'm just in possession of this account til tomorrow evening, I guess that'll be hard. But thanks for the offer!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 6:49 p.m.

@skjutsgruppen oh I know you guys, you're great!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 6:48 p.m.

@EirikSS guess its the people behind the campaign choosing who gets to tweet.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

@tungljurt only thing missing is you and Thomas

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:40 p.m.

@Edie_Howe great to hear! Hope you'll have a wonderful weekend and Christmas!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:39 p.m.

@Reuterdahl jodå, jag har en aning. Vad undrar ni över? @dvinegirl

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:38 p.m.

@LadyTealeaf eh, don't know their name in English, but like saffron buns. Traditional Swedish Christmas bakery.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:32 p.m.

@Edie_Howe hi Edie from Missouri! Hope you'll like what you see.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:32 p.m.

@parasomnist I pretty much am. And I'm having a great time representing Sweden.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

@jonnatolonen well I don't know. I actually know pretty few Finns, but most of them are chilled-out. Do you know the Finnish rapper Gracias?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

@mikeerickson yeah, last year was crazy snowy! This year, not so much.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

@parasomnist hi Joshua. Having a nice weekend?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4:53 p.m.

@AjlinaCor oh I see. That would have been very insensitive, I agree!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4:36 p.m.

@juanpablorc thank you, and yes, you should!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

@leonmail yeah, isn't it? And it so fun as well. Greetings back to ya from you know where

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

Tried to win today's Internet through a cute picture of my family's cat, but he wasn't really ok with it: http://t.co/VaEfFtlF

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4:15 p.m.

@thomps nej, men det är en bra grej! Kör den lite senare, tack

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4:02 p.m.

@LoukasX I'm sure I'll be free! Just mail me at jack at kwasbeb dot se, and we'll come up with a date

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4 p.m.

@popinopka and the same to you, dear!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 4 p.m.

@barsk well, being the twitter personality I am right now, that's maybe not that remote?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:54 p.m.

@RichBranding yeah it's probably a German word originally. Don't you think it sounds silly?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

Fully engaged in the Swedish traditional Christmas time (juletid) baking with the family - aren't they adorable? http://t.co/NxRhhFfD

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:50 p.m.

@NoBigGovDuh yeah I know, but that's what some people think of me. And I think it's only fair to tell new aquaitances that, don't you?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:43 p.m.

Just so you know, "juletid" is the over-the-top ridiculous Swedish word for "Christmas time". Use it wisely.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:26 p.m.

@Brosner85 thank you! It's just stopped raining and started snowing instead, but I expect it to have melted away in like an hour or so.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:25 p.m.

@adigaskell I really am! Best time ever, everybody's so kind and interested and all.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:25 p.m.

@idoitwellweb and you would be very welcome!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 3:24 p.m.

@HFridlund yeah there's no arguing there

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

@MyCaricature me to. Actually, now it's snowing though. But I don't expect it to be all like winter wonderland in five minutes.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:26 p.m.

@KaysKayness I don't know. I'd say like $30-$60

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:23 p.m.

I guess these guys aren't doing the best business this year: http://t.co/BiYzdM6i

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:21 p.m.

@Unionbuster that's not up to me, it's the people behind this account who's in charge.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:13 p.m.

@Unionbuster still me, dude. We take one week each, mine's over tomorrow evening.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:51 p.m.

If I got to have this person as teacher, I'd go right back to school: http://t.co/teNEWzvr

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:41 p.m.

@bieberdodah Stockholm och här är det bara regn

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:15 p.m.

@The_CheshireKat well I guess we could change for a week, as a win-win solution?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:04 p.m.

@The_CheshireKat ohhhh you should so try out a Christmas with snow! It's an entirely different setting!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:03 p.m.

@EDDIEDURKAN jag vet inte om jag berätta det, nej. Vad är det svåra, att hitta bostad eller att trivas här?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1 p.m.

@mtsw well, they're drunk and you can't understand what they say at all, but otherwise sure

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:58 p.m.

@mtsw yeah totally, but smaller. Such a lame thing to be.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:57 p.m.

@ivanbrezakbrkan absolutely! You can reach me on jack at kwasbeb dot se

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:55 p.m.

@alphachung of course! How are you doing, friend?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:54 p.m.

@kristinawig but that's me? And I'm telling you that you are the best!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

@mtsw yeah, we've got a special bond going on here you and me, right? Well let me ask you then: what do you honestly think about Iceland?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:50 p.m.

@mtsw actually it really did! Thank you dude

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

@ivanbrezakbrkan yup, or not part time, it's more a non-profit fun thing for us tweeters.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

@ajlinacor yes, as the most honest pictures of night life often are. I think that's why I like it, as a matter of fact!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:43 p.m.

@marite83 I barely don't. But our summers are absolutely amazing, they totally make up for the winters.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:42 p.m.

@journeytv well I love you! Or, that is, by I love you I mean TV's that play Journey songs all the time... Just to be clear....

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:40 p.m.

@ivanbrezakbrkan great fun! Everybody's so supportive and humorous, it's just great!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:39 p.m.

@xmoraix what?! On reimersholme it's still raining. Stockholm ain't that big

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

@momentumpll nah, I'd say the opposite. Why can't we have a white Christmas?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:32 p.m.

So, I woke up and walked over to the window, just to discover it's raining like crazy. This is how that makes me feel: http://t.co/4H3Hcob6

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:57 a.m.

Well, that's that for this hectic day. It's 3 am in Sweden now, and I'm signing off. Thank you all for an awesome night - seeya tomorrow!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:54 a.m.

@edzpecial you should! And she should! A state-sponsored travelling agency that just served visitors of Sweden, I mean, now that's an idea!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:44 a.m.

@bradgallen haha I think I got that, just wanted to be a smart ass, sorry about that!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:28 a.m.

@The_Jewggernaut no dude I'm half Jew myself, I'm allowed to joke about that stuff

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:18 a.m.

@bradgallen that first sentence of yours could be misinterpreted, dude

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:09 a.m.

A Facebook friend of mine captured tonights best pic, titled "Stockholm metro wishes everybody a Merry Christmas!": http://t.co/bGeueqVu

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:08 a.m.

@petguineapiggy yeah actually that's a good point

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 2:01 a.m.

@EdLoh actually, we don't have a really fitting equivalent. But I'd say "skithäftigt" or something.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:57 a.m.

@Beelzebjorn indeed! We could almost jump directly to saying "hej", don't you think?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:53 a.m.

@zachthefish haha, brothers in lonesome twitter maniacs, right?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 1:52 a.m.

This is really one of the best outcomes of my roaming here I've seen today, but you have to be a redditor to get it: http://t.co/LkA7SwfU

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:23 a.m.

@Philosurfer85 I will, and you're welcome dude!

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:16 a.m.

@River_Stream yeah I know but then you get that "do I really want to identify myself with these people" feeling...

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:15 a.m.

@gonzae that's not a good sign, right?

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:14 a.m.

@jonelf låt oss hoppas den bästisen inte får kontot, då

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:13 a.m.

@msjennytruong no, neither is my top priorities for having a great night

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:12 a.m.

@CH23_ no like DARK darkness. Like night, even though it's day

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:03 a.m.

@Jimpy_ lugnt. Jag är i twittermode nåt så in i helvete här.

@sweden Dec. 17, 2011, 12:02 a.m.

@CH23_ well, right now, you're actually not missing out. No snow. Rain. But dark 20 hours a day. Thats not a good december.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:59 p.m.

@Jimpy_ jupp, turistbyråns officiella.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:59 p.m.

@debdobson and the same to you, good sir! @jksthlm

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:58 p.m.

@belindasmilne oh but I tweet solely in english?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:53 p.m.

Never understood the concept of clubs. You're sweaty among people you don't like, and that's it. It's like the concentration camps of fun.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:47 p.m.

@debdobson you would be so welcome as I'm sure you rock at least twice as much!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:47 p.m.

@missorian I told my girlfriend that and she totally bought it! I have a beer in my hand as we speak! Awesome!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:43 p.m.

@ohadsamet oh I'd love to. Mail me at jack at kwasbeb dot se, so I'll remember it!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:43 p.m.

@LAeditor I think it is actually! Its a creole restaurant that serves amazing new Orleans inspired food. And the beer is bought!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:36 p.m.

@myalbino will do my best! Sweden loves you!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:34 p.m.

@delilahjesinkey you should google "twitter Sweden jack Werner". You'll find material in your language. Be sure to read Gizmodos piece.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:32 p.m.

@europopped it is though! Were totally lunatics, the lot of us!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:30 p.m.

@ohadsamet I see. No lol. What you got on your mind?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:29 p.m.

@River_Stream yeah I'm always doing that

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:28 p.m.

@thatdavidhooper haha and be like "see this iPhone? It's not an iPhone - its a fucking private army! Stay back brah!"

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

@JoshVanSlam i would! But try explaining the value of social media transparency to a bunch of drunken bros, that's not ideal.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:22 p.m.

@JoshVanSlam well i dont think most people here use Twitter, sadly

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:20 p.m.

@nicksabin men följ mig på @kwasbeb så får du öva hur mkt du vill när veckan över!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:19 p.m.

@JKSthlm yeah I'm huge now, right? I'm sure I'll have get to have concerts at Barkarby Centrum all the time!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

People think I'm a huge loser cause I'm standing lonely staring in my phone on a bar. But I don't care. That's how much I love you guys!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:11 p.m.

So, this is me and my girlfriend. We're like, hi, good to meet you, uh, how are you doing. You, know, that kinda stuff: http://t.co/cyvdisJe

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 11:02 p.m.

So here we are, at Marie Laveau, one of Stockholms better restaurants/bars: http://t.co/tHNeadOe Whaddaya say, should I buy myself a beer?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:51 p.m.

@thatdavidhooper yeah, kinda hectic right now to answer all, with mashable and all - but I'm trying my best with that as well

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

@RockTique and if you come here you can have it!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:47 p.m.

This has been my hangout today: the hostel ship Rygerfjord. It's awesome, if you visit Stockholm you should stay there! http://t.co/lNhDYpuF

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:42 p.m.

@mariaziv none! I'm as cool as always, cause I'm too stupid to be nervous.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:37 p.m.

I guess Mashable discovered us now. A bit hectic over here. I think I'll just go buy myself a beer.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:15 p.m.

@missorian lol no, what's it about?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

@mysteryaction your, good sir, have a really interesting taste if it's me and Abba that's your favourite things about Sweden

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

@missorian dude no way Jose(fina, i mean, you're a girl, you know...)

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:06 p.m.

@rivalg you really should! You hear that @Gizmodo?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:06 p.m.

@JoshGeyer no you rock for liking it!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:57 p.m.

@robertohlen I'm not supposed to understand this discussion, right? @josejacas @follow2gd

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

So, things are starting to cool down now. So what do you say, should I like go out and have a beer and report to you about what happens?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

@3454PennAve easily! Just gimme a shout and I'll be there

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:34 p.m.

@TheRedBoscage yay! Youre the first one to understand!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:26 p.m.

Hey guys, when does the narwhal bacon?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:22 p.m.

@squidwardspeaks I'll answer you in a "crazy ass motherfucker"-manner: heck yeah, you're darn tootin'!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:19 p.m.

@willsdissolve aww, you're far too kind! Have a great day man!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

@gustavop yeah, I really want to!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

@RunonAwesome personally I love it! like a greek drama, with familys falling apart in front of your eyes.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:14 p.m.

@sennbrink åh förlåt, men du måste missförstått: jag svarar bara på frågor om Sverige.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:12 p.m.

@puneet86 surely someone who's at least as silly as I'm!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

@RickardSjoden eh, en spänn? *spänner min armmuskel*

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

@bosilva hi Bruno, hi Brazil! I feel the same man, have a great day!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

Ok, when my white ass is referred to as "nigga", something has gone really wrong RT @UnadverageJoe: This nigga @Sweden is guts

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

I absolutely love @gizmodo's head line on me. This is just how I imagined getting my international break-through: like an avid masturbator.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

@HannaHales yeah you should eat at Marie Laveu, shop in sofo and have a coffee at drop coffee, mariatorget. Google it for more info!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:52 p.m.

Im boycotting smileys, since they are to your language what drugs can be to your life: fun first, but all of a sudden you're just disgusting

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:48 p.m.

@tingan that's a great pic, right?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:44 p.m.

@Gyro321 well I don't like apple pie either? Or is that some kind of secret language for something?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:38 p.m.

@BenPerLee I know, that's like a parody. Or "Bernt". Or "Sigvard" or "Fjörksump". Actually, I just made that last one up myself.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

@camilla_loyolla Södermalm, south part of town, easily! Great food, great folks, great everything. You should stay on the hostel Rygerfjord!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:35 p.m.

@MrCiels somewhat. I mean, it wouldn't kill me with some more snow but what the heck.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:34 p.m.

@BenPerLee dude, thanks! You are already, writing tweets like that.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:34 p.m.

@Gyro321 nah, I'm kinda cool. I think Iran is like an emo kid: misunderstood and thus angry at everybody.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

@ljkropp well, there's always that I guess. But still, you would get the same in your own fridge...

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:16 p.m.

@noemimones and you're always welcome, dear!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

@AndrewBrackin well, no, we already got one. But I guess you might say "head geek", or something.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

@Jos_Jacob it's great but rainy. Ordinarily, it's snowing now but now it's not, it sucks. Well, I'm thinking about getting drunk.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

@jasonLLoren and now it's in your braaiiinnnnnn

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:08 p.m.

@MrCiels great, Brit! And with you?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 8:07 p.m.

@jasonLLoren the one shaped like a dick

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:54 p.m.

So, @time mentioned me. I don't know how many of you that ever got mentioned by someone with 3 million followers, but it's kinda intense.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:51 p.m.

@jkozuch selection process, and they wanted me to be first. So that I could embarrass us before it became a big deal, I guess.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:48 p.m.

@PelleSK and I love you, dear citizen!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:48 p.m.

@itsawhat sure will! What do they look like?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:47 p.m.

@KC_theDonDada this is the best tweet I've ever got. Dude, what I think about Americans is that you'd ordinarily write stuff like that.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:45 p.m.

@jkozuch I'm seriously having the time of my life dude. I mean, even serbian papers have been writing about it.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

@matbeeDOTcom no no, ass face. Didn't you read my bio?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:43 p.m.

@servman well that's a shame. My South Park-dominated impression of Canada is otherwise more, should we say dewy-eyed.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

@PelleSK dude, I'm Sweden! If I say no, then there's no turning back! There will be no Justin in Sweden, rejoice!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:37 p.m.

@servman what, on twitter or generally everywhere?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:33 p.m.

@servman well, this accounts main target group is like, not swedes. So I think that's pretty reasonable, don't you agree?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:32 p.m.

@DasErdbeer asch, du är alldeles för vänlig!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:27 p.m.

@DasErdbeer you're good at guessing

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

@dmitryn naaww, jag hjärta dig!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:23 p.m.

@irenarco you've got swell flutes, man

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

@HarryHung Monday morning, fella! Til then I'm roaming this place.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:14 p.m.

@camilla_loyolla oh you're welcome dear! Any other questions?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:03 p.m.

@jjbanday oh, now I get it. You're a miss. Well excuse me ma'am!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 7:02 p.m.

@jjbanday wha? Uh all right, uh, duude mate braah!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

@R00b_ that's really more then enough, right?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

I AM SWEDEN AND I SAY NO! RT @bbelliss: @justinbieber sweden wants you #swedenwantjustinbieber

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:53 p.m.

@jjbanday why, hurray, good sir!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

@edyong209 not personally, no. Why, do you have... Butter connections?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:48 p.m.

That would be Norway, sir RT @edyong209: "SEND BUTTER PLS" RT @JimmyTLeach Sweden lets citizens take over official Twitter account.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:32 p.m.

@NikkiGuest well, I'm gonna have to go ahead and answer 1. Yes and 2. No to that

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

@RealParenting close to central station, on Vasagatan. Google it!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:27 p.m.

If you want the same experience but cheaper, my tip is to just get drunk in your refrigerator.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:27 p.m.

You pay like $50, and for that you get one (1) Absolute Vodka drink to enjoy in the freezing cold.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

Oh yeah, meant to tell you this earlier but forgot: if you ever come to Stockholm, do not - I repeat, do not - visit that worthless Ice Bar.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

@ccombs love it! We are a country rich in web knowledge, but strangly enough still with poor web culture. We need all jokesters we've got.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:10 p.m.

@KseniaL well, right now that woukd be average Jacks, if you mind

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

@Citabel att jag ska representera Sverige, i egenskap av faktiskt vanlig svensk, denna vecka. Nästa vecka är det en annan representant.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

@TDefren I sure am sir. As we say in Sweden: föttrö äl sogermurt i klampen darrflass.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

@TDefren so my jokes here are not as subtle as they ordinarily would be. But I'm trying my best!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:02 p.m.

@TDefren but that was great too! About the profanities: when you tweet in a language that's not your own, you tend to lower your standards.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 6:01 p.m.

@TDefren oh man, I was actually expecting a real love song, you know like backed with a guitar and stuff.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:57 p.m.

@JeroenBartelse why welcome, dear sir! I hope you'll have a splendid time following my/our tweets.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:54 p.m.

@rivalg I guess I'm drinking a lot of coffee, lighting my face up with my laptop and hanging out w friends. Oh and, you know, masturbation.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

@gvunson oh I'm sticking to the ordinary food times. It's not like we hibernate during winter, we just feel a bit like cave men

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:47 p.m.

This is the best youtube video I've seen all week: a couple of gay dads get to know they're gonna be grand fathers http://t.co/EdNG4SEd

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

I guess that TheNextWeb piece did get me a little extra attention, huh? Well, here I am, all swedish and authentic and stuff. Questions?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

@settostun man, thats kind! Thank you, and merry christmas! Or merry flooding for us swedes, I guess...

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

Oh, and now it's raining. Thats great, Santa'll just have to use a jetski instead of his standard transportation system http://t.co/mf8HKjNf

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

@gvunson around 9-10 in the morning. And it's often cloudy. So we've got about 40 minutes of effective tanning time a day, I'd say.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

@peroni0 well, personally, i dont plan on it in the near future. But as a spokes man for Sweden - I'm there already!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:22 p.m.

@settostun and I'm sure this week has helped a lot of people to draw their own conclusions!

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:21 p.m.

@TDefren personally, I think brilliance and insanity has a lot in common. Like words, for example. @toph303 @lacorbeau

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

@peroni0 oh, I'm sorry but that's nothing I control. I advice you to talk to either @VisitSweden, @sinyheter or @volontaire.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

@Almashdly and it's only afternoon! Do you understand how extremely un-tanned swedes get during winter?

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 4:29 p.m.

@bieberdodah nej det är lite deppigt faktiskt

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 4:14 p.m.

Do you guys even understand how dark it gets in Sweden around this time of year? This is how Stockholm looks at 4 pm: http://t.co/qt0B0gjS

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 3:34 p.m.

As if the party wasn't killed already: http://t.co/PWK7ow9c

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 1:33 p.m.

According to their latest census, 0,3% of Pragues population identify themselves as Jedis. Wonder if "the force" in this case is vodka.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:56 a.m.

@swedense yup, i did. Actually we wrote about that as well on ajour, and I updated my followers on it here too @davelandes

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 10:30 a.m.

@swedense no, a separate thing. Musikhjälpen, you know. Wrote a piece on it on Ajour.se yesterday, can advice you to read it.

@sweden Dec. 16, 2011, 1:52 a.m.

Right now, Swedens biggest underground web forum Flashback is collecting money for charity. It's indeed very beautiful and christmasy.

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

Update: SÄPO has now confirmed that the twitter account is fake. Well, I guess it was too good to be true anyway.

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

"Just hanging around in a sketchy bar, hiding my face behind a news paper with two holes in it."

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 4:04 p.m.

I'm really looking forward to SÄPO's tweets though. "Trying out fake moustaches".

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 4 p.m.

"Oh no, SÄPO is following me! I guess I'll just have to stop planning all my terrorist attacks on Twitter."

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

The swedish security service, SÄPO, is now on Twitter: @sapo_sverige. Imagine getting that email, "SÄPO is now following you..."

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 2:58 p.m.

Do watch this video essay on the Spielberg face, that awed expression all his characters show when cool stuff happens: http://t.co/e45fxl4T

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 1:19 p.m.

@Fotosdepedro thank you man. It's tough but also life.

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 1:18 p.m.

This is how Google would look if SOPA passed: http://t.co/0759U7s9

@sweden Dec. 15, 2011, 1:17 p.m.

Reddit user asks porn sites worldwide to shut down in protest against american suggested internet law SOPA: http://t.co/KsIcKVQk

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

Don't know what to buy someone for christmas? Here's a tip: a huge beetle, dressed as a Jurassic Park-character! http://t.co/HlGYtvCn

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 5:55 p.m.

Some dude just retweeted me, adding "only in Sweden". My work here is done!

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 5:53 p.m.

Do you love web culture? Then don't miss out on my Spotify playlist "Absolut Internetz - music from the memes": http://t.co/fWLYAfRG

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

If your companys' phone service line greets me with "many are calling us right now, try later" and then hangs up on me - fuck you.

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

@eduardofitch I only have the link in swedish, sorry. Maybe you could run it though google translate? http://t.co/sf94Rvt0

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 4:19 p.m.

I guess it's a bit like me, except their tweets would actually be interesting.

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 4:18 p.m.

In a marketing campaign, homeless Stockholmers are now equipped with phones and asked to use Twitter to tell about their everyday life.

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 4:02 p.m.

Cooking a whole meal only using a knife makes you first feel really manly, but then, when you think about it, like a brute.

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 12:07 p.m.

Went jogging today. 1,7 km. My chest hurts, my mouth feels as if I've used a piece of iron as chewing gum. Might need to do this more often.

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 9:10 a.m.

This is how motivated to work I feel today: http://t.co/CQwLDBDV

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 8:56 a.m.

@sweden_cul and good morning to you, good sir

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

@sweden_cul thats probably very true!

@sweden Dec. 14, 2011, 8:38 a.m.

If more people and companies had home pages like this, the world would be a more exciting place: http://t.co/1ju1X2oE

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 11:45 p.m.

Tonight, I discovered Joe Cocker.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

Just another spiritual evening along with my distinguished girlfriend: http://t.co/zYmj2RiN

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

@kristypea yes, it's sad - but life. Thank you anyway

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

@viktoriansk I'm never buying her juice again!

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

Intention: hug my girlfriend. Result: she dropped her glass of juice all over the couch. Chaos ensued.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 3:05 p.m.

Interesting when you forget to put a Google Hangout on "private", and random dudes starts to drop into your secret meeting.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 2:45 p.m.

@brettshilton true that. Yes, it's sad but it's also life.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 2:44 p.m.

@fundedbyme det hela är väldigt kul, ja! Har varit roliga dagar för mig som första person @volontaire @andersdalenius

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

@10vinz thanks, mate. Very kind of you.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:49 p.m.

I have changed my Facebook profile picture: http://t.co/G5DMU4lK

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:35 p.m.

@AnnieTranslator and I'm sure she appreciated you!

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:18 p.m.

@AnnieTranslator but it's hard to appreciate that when you're all about your own personal development

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:14 p.m.

Sad that grandparents last years often take place when you're a teenager and thus to stupid to realize the treasures of knowledge they hold.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:10 p.m.

@hejhim indeed! Nice to hear. Hälsningar från Reimers!

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:10 p.m.

@AnnieTranslator oh yes, even if I kind of wished her last years wouldnt have corelated with my teenage years, when you're so self-indulged.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:48 p.m.

@gvunson oh, thank you. You're never ready to say those last things, even when you know you have to.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

@hejhim it sure is! Thats where I live.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

@ikkinenna our summers are wonderful! And I have a bathing platform just outside my door, which makes them even better.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:32 p.m.

I take joy in the fact that she was bright as a diamond, all the way up to her last hours. She was a truly amazing person, loved by many.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:32 p.m.

People get very old in this country, but no matter how old they are, it's never easy to loose someone close to you.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

Just got word that my grand-grandmother passed away tonight, just days before her 100th birthday. She will be missed.

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:08 p.m.

THIS is how I, as a swede, ordinarily look in december: http://t.co/8zr7yWzT

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 12:06 p.m.

For your information: this is not how Sweden traditionally looks in december http://t.co/uG1d8pSF

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 11:44 a.m.

Cracked.com, brilliant as always: 7 bizarre trends that predict economic collapse: http://t.co/Glw0mGnV

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

@tommysollen I know, bought and viewed it the other day. Absolutely love the model of distribution!

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 11:27 a.m.

You guys do know that Louis C.K, one of todays best stand-up comedians, is available on Spotify, right? http://t.co/bAJSgGio

@sweden Dec. 13, 2011, 1:23 a.m.

Well, good night my dear swedish and none-swedish friends. Todays last fun fact: in swedish, it's "god natt"!

@sweden Dec. 12, 2011, 9:06 p.m.

Last weeks biggest web & meme news - Google translated to english, for your pleasure: http://t.co/tQuGk8vr

@sweden Dec. 12, 2011, 7:25 p.m.

Do you love the internets? I've written a piece about the last weeks biggest web virals and memes: http://t.co/cPlYwCBV

@sweden Dec. 12, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

My clock's trying to make me believe it's only 4 pm. I think it's lying: http://t.co/p3NImy4Z

@sweden Dec. 12, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

On mondays, you guys should follow @Dodsmaskinen, because then he retweets spoiled american kids under the hashtag #fuckyoudadmonday.

@sweden Dec. 12, 2011, 2:57 p.m.

Do you think my girlfriend is trying to tell me something? http://t.co/bfZIaGyR

@sweden Dec. 12, 2011, 12:11 p.m.

"When the pope dies, is he being fired or promoted?"

@sweden Dec. 12, 2011, 12:01 p.m.

Now, this is a kind of christianity I could actually appreciate: http://t.co/zBTeSeBQ

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

Prices of thousands of kronor (=hundreds of euros) per kg is reported. For butter. Seriously, WWII called and wants their black markets back

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 10:14 p.m.

So, the mayor news story right now: the lack of butter in Norway. A black market has spawned, and butter is imported and selled ilegally.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 8 p.m.

@Beatrice108 great to hear that you think so!

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 7:53 p.m.

I love it that my friend just commented another friends new HTC smartphone with "what kind of big iPhone is that?".

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

@AnnieTranslator why, you're quite the detective!

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

@AnnieTranslator i must say that your Twitter nick is very fitting

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 7:08 p.m.

Drinking "glögg" (a kind of sweet wine-based swedish christmas beverage) at a friends place: http://t.co/CVWBZ8aE

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 6:37 p.m.

@Clairpak nope, but I understand that you ask. More information on why I'm roaming around here: http://t.co/IPYr8Gn8

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 6:27 p.m.

That's like discovering that your right hand is killing tiny kittens without you knowing it, like while you're asleep.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 6:26 p.m.

I'll just be like "JESUS christ, that's terrible! Who the fuck are you? Get out of my head!"

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

I'll just be minding own business, doing nothing, and my brain's just "well have you heard this one Jack..."

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

Sometimes my brain's just frightening me to death. When it comes up with crazy racist jokes, for exemple.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

Applying deodorant on the subway is great, the ladies think you're fresh. At least judging by the amount of looks I get.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 3:26 p.m.

@moisesjules ah, you're far too kind. I'm sure the next person up will be at least twice as witty and smart as I am.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 3:15 p.m.

@moisesjules i think we're reaching a maximum confusion level here. No - everything written on leet language!

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 3:13 p.m.

@Linda_FB in a week, next sunday. Tired already?

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 3:06 p.m.

@moisesjules now THAT would be confusing!

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 3:01 p.m.

I'm not sure this thing going on i Stockholm right now is even worthy of being called "weather".

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

Amazing interview with the social democrats party leader i todays Dagens Nyheter. It's very hard not to like him, after all.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

@AdrianaNSC youll be very confused, I can assure you that!

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

@Lojsanlojs oh, all types. Very broad taste. You'll find my most listened songs and artists on http://t.co/oyEbL5o7 though. And you?

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

@Dianaalind I'm sure Sweden cant wait to rain on you when you arrive!

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

@AdrianaNSC well, you just sing a totally irrelevant song about strange nonsense, and then you drink. Thats about it.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

@Lojsanlojs personally, no. Not at all. I dont think I can be clear enough om this: I dont like Justin Bieber.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 1:59 a.m.

@gina_occhipinti @mastefixapara I dont know squat about schools, so I'll just be quiet during this conversation

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 1:58 a.m.

@AnnieTranslator yeah, I've seen it and it's very fitting. I think thats the exact confusion most foreign people feel around these things.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 1:56 a.m.

@Travelwriticus during winter time, they're questionable. You could expect hours of delay. But now there isnt much snow, so it might work.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 1:54 a.m.

I love how certain beers puts a huge smile on my face just through how they smell. That, my friends, is beauty.

@sweden Dec. 11, 2011, 12:06 a.m.

@Travelwriticus drinking beer, aannnd thats about it. With you?

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 11:57 p.m.

@Travelwriticus all right but then it is "this (specific) devise" I think

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 11:37 p.m.

@KalleOskar well, no, but explaining it makes it sound silly. "Well, we sing an irrelevant song before drinking liqeur and thats about it"

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 11:35 p.m.

@Travelwriticus do you mean one specific item, or the general device?

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 11:32 p.m.

Explaining the songs us swedes sing before we drink snaps to an american is hard. It sounds totally ridicolous.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 10:42 p.m.

@tommysollen diplomat! Extremely nice rooms though

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 10:31 p.m.

I adore the decadence that only 50 ml Absolut Vodka à $18 straight outta a minibar can create: http://t.co/dQ9SwZlL

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

@saturndeeno they didnt like bad sex and slapstick, I guess. Well that makes two of us.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

Visiting a hotel that's so fancy I'd propably have to sell at least four vital organs to afford a beer. And that wouldnt even be a good one.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 9:45 p.m.

The thing I love the most about Sweden is not commuting on saturday nights, that's for sure.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

When you're trying to find a place to eat, and the diversity of opinions in your company is so big you're googling "food"...

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:46 p.m.

@mastefixapara i en vecka är det nog det. Det är ändå för mörkt för att ta schyssta skärmbakgrundsbilder av stan.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:37 p.m.

@mastefixapara jag gör faktiskt det här för mig och ingen annan!

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:34 p.m.

@uaberu dude, eh, I think it was the finns. They got the world cup in it as well.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

@EmilyStAubert haha, no problems. Good thing that you're attentive!

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

@mastefixapara Oberbefehlshaber Roflmao!

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:28 p.m.

Ah, the magnificent møøse! RT @MisterGumby11: @sweden you förgöt to tålk aboot the moose!

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:11 p.m.

Well, ok, I'll swede the LOT of you: meat balls äre guud, änd naked girls make me sæy "jaa!".

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

Noting that this account has lost about 40 followers since I took over. AM I NOT SWEDISH ENOUGH FOR YOU?!!

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

Actually, I don't think George has any problems with the possible misinterpretations of this: http://t.co/5ZTzuUiZ

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

One hurt during demonstrations in Stockholm today. Her foot got run over by a police car by mistake. Sweden, country of the savages.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

If i were just ten years younger, I'd build the shit out of these kids: http://t.co/2aT2NVxF

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 3:37 p.m.

@APieterman to build or not to build, ya know

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

Kate Winslet and Leonardo diCaprio reenects their famous Titanic scene - in Lego: http://t.co/i3HUEGf2

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 2:48 p.m.

Dubstep is the hangovers of music: intruding, a lot of people finds it highly uncomfortable, but it's still kinda cool.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 2:34 p.m.

@AnnieTranslator lol, viftar is more like swinging than waving. Guess you mean the latter?

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 2:01 p.m.

@cary1961 welcome! But do you remember that scene in Day after Tomorrow when everything freezes? The people in Lapland laughed at it.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 1:58 p.m.

@louisvzla nope! Instead thinking of going to that lego exhibition at skrapan

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 1:18 p.m.

So, who are you guys? I mean, how many of you are swedes and thus as equally bad at english?

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 1:11 p.m.

So, let us talk, minions. This is me, swedish marketer and writer, in my full glory: http://t.co/NBEyswcm

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 1:09 p.m.

You're following me because you're interested in Sweden, right? Wrong! You're interested in what I do! Thats what you're interested in now.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 1:06 p.m.

Listen up, folks! I'm @kwasbeb, a regular swedish dude, and I'm taking over this goddamned account for a week! Expect bad sex and slapstick.

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 1:02 p.m.

Googling "cool english words"...

@sweden Dec. 10, 2011, 2:52 a.m.

Well, I guess I'm the one calling the shots for this account now.