Natashja Blomberg

Natashja Blomberg

was @sweden 2012-03-19 to 2012-03-25

I’m a feminist and a socialist and I blog about parenting, gender roles, ideals at and tweet about everything I see and think at @ladydahmer. I have two kids that I raise gender neutral because I want them to have access to a hundred possibilities instead of one out of those two. I’m giving them the rainbow and not just pink or blue.

I’m not afraid to have an opinion or to speak up. I believe in being authentic, being true to who you are and what you believe in and not apologizing for it. I’m not afraid to be annoying or uncomfortable. For me it’s important to question peoples prejudices, expectations and also what goes on around me and to take discussions and conflicts even if it’s with people I care about. Some of the conceptions we have surrounding gender or race or sexuality is maintained by our own silence. I challenge myself and others to think outside the box and to look beyond personal beliefs.

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@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:24 p.m.

@spitzwegerich that happens to all parents. I will have a dialogue with them. I wont let other parents raise my kids.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:23 p.m.

@Sprattelknaster stories yes. Cartoons no. I read books and tell them stories. Good enough.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

@NathanTDean you accused me of saying things i didnt. Responding to that is not the same as arguing.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:06 p.m.

@NathanTDean @vassaste_kniven nah, 99% of the respons is positive.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:05 p.m.

@ManicalMart i give my kids way more choice than most parents.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:03 p.m.

@etellurian why will i have to tell them anything? I doubt theyll ask.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:02 p.m.

@itsmotherswork look for translate clients!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 9:02 p.m.

@MasterZap i feel more comfortable in swedish. Its more "me". I use a certain language that get lost in translation.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:59 p.m.

This week have been fucking fantastic! U have been great! Please welcome @vassaste_kniven as next @sweden CHEERS!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:59 p.m.

You guys can find me at @ladydahmer , appparently many twitter clients do translate! Hope to see you there, youve all been fab!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

@cassythompson and thats simply not true. Kids get affected by everything. You as a parent are only ONE agaist the norms of society.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:57 p.m.

@sunrayswench so read them to your kids.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:56 p.m.

You know. Only five minutes left. Then I'm off.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:56 p.m.

@sunrayswench i disagree. Its just words. And i believe they serve a purpose.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:55 p.m.

@cassythompson no it doesnt. But its not a concidence that women have the issues we do.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:54 p.m.

@popzugar because i feel more comfortable in swedish. Its more me.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:53 p.m.

@sunrayswench i do. But you seem to think im doing wrong by forbidding certain tv.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

Its not like kids have a biological need to watch cartoon.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

Its not like i will forbidd them forever, but all in good time. Small kids should not be exposed to shit that can harm them.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:50 p.m.

Im a big fan of forbidding kids to do certain things. I wont provide porn, drugs, alcohol, smokes, sex or other things to them either.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

@sunrayswench i wont let them watch porn, horror. I wont let them smoke or drink booze.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

Apparantly theres a translator for tweets! “@clairelouise2: @sweden tweetlist pro, it's not free but it is excellent.”

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:48 p.m.

@sunrayswench so in other words, i should start showing porn to my four year old?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:47 p.m.

and i havent banned anything. Not providing is not the same as forbidding. I dont provide porn or horror either. @sunrayswench

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:46 p.m.

@sunrayswench should i also show them porn and violence? I mean banning is wrong right?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:45 p.m.

i rather not watch it at all. Just line i wont watch texas chainsaw massacre with them. ;-) @tobiascroby

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:44 p.m.

@sunrayswench you think we live in the woods alone? And i socialise my kids. Just without gender restrictions and tight norms.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:42 p.m.

@Rav_Bunneh there are a zillion other stories to tell besides destructive love.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:42 p.m.

it has nothing to do with intelligence and all to do with socialisation. Subtle and subcontious. @sunrayswench

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:41 p.m.

@svknco i have a very hard time seeing what that would possibly be. No.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:40 p.m.

astrid lindgrens old movies. Pippi, emil. Etc. @ivaluconnects

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:39 p.m.

@nuvida19 it doesnt matter what they study later, they will still be very much affected by what they see as kids

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:38 p.m.

Those of you who wonder: i twitter in swedish as @ladydahmer I wont start an english account, dont have the time! But its tempting!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:37 p.m.

“He stalks her, reminds her over and over again that he could "lose control" and kill her...:|” and this is what teenage girls watch.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:35 p.m.

everything in good time. I dont think you should expose small kids to everything. Im a big fan of censoring them. @tobiascroby

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:31 p.m.

@isaiahheaden and as a father of daughters? As a brother? As a son?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:28 p.m.

Not saying that disney is the sole reason for gender stereotypes etc. But disney is ONE small part of something bigger. Its a pussle.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:27 p.m.

And dont give me the "most people have watched that and turned out ok!". No they didnt. Look around.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:26 p.m.

@eatcakebehappy not yet but ive heard lot of great things about them!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:26 p.m.

@Boogalord no they didnt. Look around.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:25 p.m.

All of you who are curious of my disney-loathing and want to understand more about my stance, youtube "mickey mouse monopoly".

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:24 p.m.

@elmanu23 no they didnt but the message is subtle and affects them. Tip watch mickey mouse monopoly!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

yes! Dont get me started on twilight! @fel_pronomen

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:22 p.m.

@Britt_W through constant dialogue. Im preparing them NOW by encouraging critical thinking.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:21 p.m.

@MattiasAtterbom ive done that. I also have several transexual aquaitances.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:20 p.m.

@BobbyRiversTV long time ago i saw it. But i think its actually one of the better ones!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:19 p.m.

@MattiasAtterbom all parents buy their kids clothing. I make sure they have practical clothing in every colour of the rainbow.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

And Ariel?Giving up her voice and preparing for pain and death to be with a man shes met ONCE?!!And he falls in love with her for her looks

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:17 p.m.

No I wont let my kids watch beauty n the beast. It glorifies domestic abuse, kidnapping and the crazy notion that "my love will change him!"

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:15 p.m.

Dont get me started on beauty and the beast. Dear heaven. You guys ever heard of the stockholm syndrome?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:15 p.m.

Also, in Disney the focus is always on looks and female self-sacrifice. = giving up everything for the man.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:13 p.m.

I prefer movies and books about children friendship.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:13 p.m.

I loath Disney and traditional fairy tales. The consant theme is adult love and princsses waiting to be rescued by the prince.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:12 p.m.

Putting the kids to sleep. We're watching Pippi. Im restrictive with TV. Most children show are very stereotype too. Or hetero normative.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

You can also google "swedish food", "swedish traditions" etc. #goodtoknow

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

Those of you who think i shouldve shown more pics of my country: google stockholm. For pics of the countryside, try "delsbo"!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

@danny16moore and you can tell that by... A week worth of twittering? Well done!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

@LePollock @danny16moore i am able to care for others AND care for myself. But maybe im unusually clever thag way.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 7:14 p.m.

@danny16moore one thing doesnt eclude the other.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 6:20 p.m.

@garriguscarraig most women in sweden shave.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

@Der_Mehdi why not? What special about this pcture?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

@MaxWyattSampson no but i couldnt find another one

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:55 p.m.

@edmoats why should i feel shame

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:52 p.m.

@savoryexposure so have i! Its been great fun.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:50 p.m.

@PeterHasselbom i was just challenging peoples thoughts.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:50 p.m.

@_fabandy if i was, they would still not get any reactions.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:49 p.m.

So is this picture worthy of any "its not a big deal!" -comments?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

My husbands beard. Now that is not a big deal. Therefor few people feel the need to comment on it when i post a pic of it.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:42 p.m.

Is also interesting when people say "of course people will react if you post a pic!" at the same time they say "its not a big deal!".

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

Its interesting that no one tells me im "just looking for a reaction" when i post pics of my husband or friends.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:40 p.m.

@NathanTDean vagina? Whats wrong with writing vagina?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:39 p.m.

@MarcusNordberg i ett demokratiskt land ska titlar inte kunna ärvas.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:38 p.m.

@igorsky i want to be able to post it without any reaction. Like when i post pics of my cat or husband.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:37 p.m.

@NathanTDean you should understand that ive been told to tweet AS USUAL.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:36 p.m.

@cassythompson not true at all. And if it wasnt a big deal i wouldnt get a big reaction at all. Posted lots of other pics. No one cared.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:31 p.m.

@cassythompson the thing is that people DO care regardless of my opinion.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:28 p.m.

@ZoranPavlovicLj i dont know about MORE, just as much!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 5:16 p.m.

was there a problem about that picture? @PANOABURRIRME

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:55 p.m.

@ChloeclawNorman ignoring bullies doesnt actually work. Ignoring problema have never worked.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:54 p.m.

So dont tell me its not a big deal. Because apparently its a big deal.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:54 p.m.

If it wasnt a big deal, julia roberts unshaven pit and moniques unshaven legs wouldnt be in the tabloids and head news.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:53 p.m.

If it wasnt a big deal, women wouldn excuse themselves or feel shame when they forget to shave.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:52 p.m.

If it wasnt a big deal, i would be told by strangers that i need to shave. I would be told i look like a man or that im nasty or unfeminine.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:51 p.m.

This (pic) IS a big deal because if it wasnt no one would react or comment on it.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:46 p.m.

How free are we to chose when the wrong choice results in a bad respons? @cassythompson

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:45 p.m.

its easy to say "dont care what others say!" it another tving to actually do it. Maybe i am weak. @cassythompson

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:44 p.m.

speciall if this happen when youre a child. Norms sets early. @cassythompson

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:44 p.m.

if people look at and respond to you as if youre nasty when you make the "wrong" choice, it wont take long before you conform @cassythompson

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

have you tried being unshaven? Try it! No human is an island. We get affeced by the way we get responded to. @cassythompson

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

@ChloeclawNorman it is a big deal that i cant be unshaven without being punished. Try it for a month.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

@ChloeclawNorman first, my child wears pink. Secondly, its really not that simple. With gender comes expectations.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:44 p.m.

@gogolecat its really not that simple. Swedish women are free all nights a week. Alcohol makes everyone a little more bold though.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

@ChloeclawNorman people will always protest at the thought of change. But the more you talk about it the more it sinks in.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

@gogolecat what? Why do you think only fridays?

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

@ChloeclawNorman most dirferences bwteen genders are structured. Not biological. And being different is no reason to be raised differently

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:38 p.m.

@ChloeclawNorman force is not nessesarily gun point. Pressure and the way people respond to you are forceful tools

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:27 p.m.

@ChloeclawNorman force is not nessesarily gun point. Pressure and the way people respond to you are forceful tools.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:17 p.m.

@gogolecat well yes, we're not that open.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:15 p.m.

@gogolecat thats not it either.Swedish women dont generaly need sex to have sex for the 1 time either.But drunk people tend to be hornier

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:13 p.m.

I dye my hair, paint my nails and wear dresses. Occasionally i will was vagina or put on lipstick. But i dont have to. @ChloeclawNorman

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:13 p.m.

also, theres nothing wrong with shaving or makeup. Its when you HAVE TO do them its wrong. @ChloeclawNorman

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:12 p.m.

no. Because i wont be called nasty, unfeminine or manly if i dont have painted nails. @ChloeclawNorman

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:09 p.m.

@gogolecat not really no. But i wouldnt say that most swedish women need alcohol to have sex. Thats not true.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:06 p.m.

@FriederikeHell unfortunatelly a shitload of them there.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:06 p.m.

@FriederikeHell my inlaws. Husbands parents.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:05 p.m.

I always have painted nails. @ChloeclawNorman

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:05 p.m.

@gogolecat im not sure what you meant? Swedes need alvohol to relax and have fun. That is sad.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 3:01 p.m.

No. I mean the outlaws. ;-)

@sweden March 25, 2012, 2:57 p.m.

The houses, called "hälsingegård" is basically right in the woods.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 2:57 p.m.

Looking out our front door in spring time.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 2:56 p.m.

Last year they renovated one of them for us. We have decorated and built everything in a VERY swedish style.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

The outlaws have three old houses.Built in the start of 1800 sometimes. (which isnt THAT old compared to other houses)

@sweden March 25, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

Next weekend we travel 300 kilometres up north. Visit the outlaws in the countryside and have a two week vacation.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

@JohanssonSten and you have zero clue what feminism is about.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

@JohanssonSten not as long as they want to have sex with you. But fact is that sexually active women get labeled loose, bad or sluts. Facts.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 1:29 p.m.

Todays gender neutral brats. Sunday is a soft day. Park now. Sofa later.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 1:03 p.m.

@noatwo it has nothing to do with racism. Most dot say it out loud either.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 12:05 p.m.

Its was a hard sleep over night. Good morning!

@sweden March 25, 2012, 11:18 a.m.

@TheReLe78 asså jag läser tweeten men inte alltid ev länk.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

@johannakjellman inte öppen nej. Men ofta när man tittar lite djupare så kommer det fram.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

@noatwo this is a common problem even if you havent seen it.

@sweden March 25, 2012, 10:50 a.m.

@edmoats @gfrancie well thank you? Thing is though that i meet people who reason like that all the tile

@sweden March 25, 2012, 12:33 a.m.

@valeskocracy i wasnt comparing the two. Also i was reffering to prejudiced views. Not my own. For many gay is "less of a man".

@sweden March 25, 2012, 12:27 a.m.

@smamat heard of condoms? And why would have sex with married people?

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:11 p.m.

swedish men are the best! @JagHeterMoi

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:11 p.m.

@loyise ive felt that a lot too.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:10 p.m.

@Henkesz jo d är väldigt syrliga och inte så där jättegoda egentligen. Men tillsammans med grytorna blir det gott!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:08 p.m.

If you havent tried erithrean or ethiopian food yet, you must.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:07 p.m.

@loyise what do you feel like?

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:57 p.m.

Im generalizing of course. You must do that in order to see structures and patterns. Always exceptions. @PatrickpunktF

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:56 p.m.

no no, when a foreigber wins something for us theyre a "real svensk". @CapitalSquirrel

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:52 p.m.

@dileno nah. Im proud of my country. Swedes are great!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

@chrismada9 omg yes i know them. Theyre awful!!lol. Used to eat them as a kid.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:48 p.m.

I am swede though. This is my home. My country.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

I was born here by a swedish mother. My father is greek however and in sweden that means you will always be concidered "not one of us". Sad.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:46 p.m.

Oh no she didnt! My dinner guest just pulled the "but youre not really swedish" on me. She joked but it is actually a common thing.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:43 p.m.

And since its saturdag, its "lördagsgodis". Swedish candy is really high quality. Probably the best in the world.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:24 p.m.

Let the apocalypt begin! Its injera night! (erithrean food). Swedes like foreign food a lot. This is my favourite.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 8:03 p.m.

@dbergkvist if you were born with a penis youre shit ot of luck, but dont let that define you! You can be who you want.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 7:26 p.m.

i had sushi for lunch. And will have erithrean injera and durho for dinner! Swedes love foreign food! @svknco

@sweden March 24, 2012, 7:06 p.m.

@the_steve_meme @the__paul of course not! These structures are enforced by all of us, often subconsciously. Norms. Etc.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

this friendzoned bs was invented by a loser. No you havent been friendzoned, u r just not her type. @versusthesiren @the__paul

@sweden March 24, 2012, 7 p.m.

@the_steve_meme @the__paul this. Just because you dont see these structures doesnt mean they exist. Because they do.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

@TobyFoster ive tweeted a lot about zombies, breastfeeding, child rearing, swedish traditions and much more. One subject?

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:49 p.m.

@TobyFoster this doesnt provoce me. Its just dumb.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:46 p.m.

And lets stop talking about "real" men and women. All men are real and all women are real. Regardless of looks or behaviour.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:46 p.m.

There is a belief that real men always wants sex and with anyone. This is wrong and creates huge pressure on young boys as well as grown.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

Also, men who dont wanna have sex with everyone or all the time are not gays or unmanly. Stop putting stigma and shame on peoples sexuality.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:41 p.m.

@cornfedblonde absolutelly! It means freedome to fuck around or to stay celibate. Without judgement.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:39 p.m.

Tiny iphone and fat fingers is not a good combination. Excuse all the the typos!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

Embrace your inner slut and fuck away! Men and women!Life is too short to deprive yourself from joy and pleasure.(only if you want that is.)

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:34 p.m.

@gersty well both becaude it has to do with their view on women.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:33 p.m.

Swedish women have a slut reputation in other countries. This is because swedish women arent afraid to enjoy themselves without shame.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:31 p.m.

Makes me both pissed off and sad because it confines women. Shame is a powerful tool when subduing and repressig women. #slutshame

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:29 p.m.

Insulting a woman is unbecoming of a gentleman. (if we're gonna play that old fashioned game)

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:28 p.m.

Those are the true faces of women haters. They will claim they "love" us though but in reality, only if we fulfil a certain standard.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

Fuck the madonna and whore complex! Grow up all of you who think you have the right to disrespect women based on how much sex we have!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:25 p.m.

and im not a lady. Im a normal modern woman who doesnt appologize for myself. @edmoats

@sweden March 24, 2012, 6:22 p.m.

@edmoats so you decided to disrespect me because you dont agree with my sexual ways?

@sweden March 24, 2012, 5:51 p.m.

@edmoats what was the point of your post? Are you trying to hurt me?

@sweden March 24, 2012, 3:56 p.m.

@Henkesz om man följer gamla grammatikregler: henom o henoms. Om man följer nya: Hens. (rekommenderat)

@sweden March 24, 2012, 3:54 p.m.

White white white. Not us though. Our bedroom has black walls. Home filled with dark woods and colours.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 3:54 p.m.

Most swedes decorate their homes with light colours. White or light beige walls. Light wood like pine or oak.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 3:53 p.m.

I mentioned before that we all cosleep. We have two beds pushed together to fit everyone.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 3:40 p.m.

Here, not taking of your shoes is very rude. @Darls10

@sweden March 24, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

@sparkymonster i dont care for donuts but the store didnt have anything else

@sweden March 24, 2012, 3:38 p.m.

@Jill_Fink ive told people in my surroundings how i think. Before b-days and xmas i send out wish lists.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 2:51 p.m.

No. No cinnamon buns today. Donuts. And coffee. Which means.... FIKA! #holysacrament

@sweden March 24, 2012, 2:35 p.m.

Saturday lunch with friends today. And guess what we' re having after?!!! #holysacrament

@sweden March 24, 2012, 2:32 p.m.

In sweden all kids grow up with "lördagsgodis". Which means saturday candy. No candy other days. Ninja bought her own today.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

@DoyonMalin no no, specfic person! :-)

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:33 p.m.

@NathanTDean beig aware of how toys or other stuff affect your kid isnt the same as being threatened.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:32 p.m.

@NathanTDean then youre misreading me.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:30 p.m.

@DoyonMalin eh. I think i have a pretty good clue what tender people have when talking to them. Can never be sure though, but this is a man.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:28 p.m.

@NathanTDean maybe youre misreading me. What is it you dont get? Ask and ill explain.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

@sippan exactly what im saying.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:19 p.m.

“@michiexile: Really weird are the cultures where people wear shoes indoors AND have wall-to-wall carpets everywhere." uhhh filthy! Yuk!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:18 p.m.

She is still creative, but she will play more accordingly to the toys purpose.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:16 p.m.

thing with lego and MY child is that when she has access to people and premade lego moduls,she plays different than if she only has blocks

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:14 p.m.

Slippers! Not all nordic homes are warm either. @upsfeup

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:13 p.m.

@NathanTDean i didnt say lego wasnt creative. Lego is great! Im talkng about the moduls. Like ninjago and star wars lego etc.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:12 p.m.

@evaernfors jag tro ändå att ju mer tydligt användningsområde desto mindre variation. Undersökningar har visat detta.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

@NathanTDean i mean spoiled with toys that tells them how to play and what to play.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

I dont understand why you wear your shoes indoors?! Dont you get warm and sweaty feet? Bring in shit on your floors. Etc.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:09 p.m.

"@carolynUK: Most Swedes won't let shoes into their house..."” this is true. We take off our shoes when we enter our home.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:05 p.m.

@NathanTDean no it means that i work in Preschools and see kids getting more and more spoiled.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:33 p.m.

@aroland not chewing tobacco. Its snus. Snuff. We out it unde our lip. Some people smoke yes.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:33 p.m.

So she doesnt have any lego people. Not a problem. Shes a problem solver de luxe.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:26 p.m.

All these premade models kills creativity. Even the modules are simplyfied and only have one use and one kind of possibility. #lego

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:25 p.m.

I have deliberately just bought lego blocks, not figures or other models. (cars, trees, animals) Just blocks. I want her to BUILD.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:21 p.m.

Nerd alert! We have guests. One is husbands working buddy.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

@plastisock1 det finns ungefär 15000 hemlösa i sverige. Varav 500 av dessa är uteliggare och 2000 bor på härbergen.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

Nazi logic: woman says immigrant rapists shouldnt be deported. Nazi gets angry cuz rape is serious crime. Also says he hope she gets raped.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:03 p.m.

@MasterZap which is why i often ask what people meant in case of misintepretation.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:40 a.m.

@Johnssonskan @borntorun07 iställer för att bara "nej du missuppfattade mig" så blev det flera tweets om "jag ska aldrig tweeta dig igen">

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:40 a.m.

@Johnssonskan @borntorun07 jag tog inte åt mig men förvånades av hennes försvarsinställning när jag ifrpgasatte hennes första kommentar. >

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:22 a.m.

@Jessicapct Engelska är mitt andra språk. Ber om ursäkt för att den ej är perfekt.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:09 a.m.

@borntorun07 > instead of going all passive aggressi matryr on me.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

@borntorun07 maybe youre just not good at expressing yourself. Which easily couldve been understud if you just explained nicely instead >

@sweden March 24, 2012, 10:07 a.m.

@Lokar possible, but we also have like the smallest population! Lol

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:42 a.m.

Haha yeah i sound like a crazy immigrant through google! “@PenTroll: and for those that don't there is always Google Translate :D”

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:39 a.m.

For those of you who knows swedish, you can find my blog at

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:36 a.m.

@borntorun07 @johnssonskan you were rude and then you pulled the martyr card when i called you on it. Seriously.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:33 a.m.

Ive been awake since five thirty and is now trying to catch up on my blog which i have been ignoring this week.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 9:31 a.m.

Good morning y'all! Typical sweden weather today. Nice-ish but grey clouds covering the sky.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 2 a.m.

@FinalDraftCopy they try to come of as not racist. A lot of people voted because of their integration politics.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:59 a.m.

@Tikkunolam5772 i have never heard this. Maybe "jude" is slang for something else? We have those words.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:58 a.m.

Oh great. Tinnitus.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:57 a.m.

When my kid gets up in oh about four hours, ill be very cranku.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:56 a.m.

Sorry! Yes! “@LillemorSR: @sweden In the parliament, not the governement”

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:55 a.m.

@paz_se in the riksdagen. Hell i dont know what thats called in english!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:55 a.m.

@FinalDraftCopy a few racists and a bunch of stupid bafoons.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:54 a.m.

@yX__ god yes. Greece is a banana republic. I still love it there though! My family is from pireaus.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:51 a.m.

We do however and unfortunatelly have a rasist party in our government. Dont ask me how the fuck that happened.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:50 a.m.

We have our share of racists and neo nazi pigs. But sweden is not anti-semitic or islamophobic as a general rule.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:48 a.m.

This is not true. “@Tikkunolam5772:I hear that Sweden is one of the worst Jew hating countries in the world."

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:48 a.m.

@Tikkunolam5772 what? Thats not true. Believe me.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:46 a.m.

@Tikkunolam5772 we do have racism But its mainly pointed towards muslims.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:46 a.m.

@Tikkunolam5772 it isnt. We have our share of nazi oigs just like every other one but not antisemitic in the least.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:44 a.m.

@the_turtle im not allowed to discuss the project but yes i had to write in english.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:43 a.m.

@MadisonSWE jag antar ingenting. Jag pratar om en problematik som är reell.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:39 a.m.

@AlisonJette no. Just the milk. Dont know why we eat it like that! Tradition!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:38 a.m.

@petermedvind jag generaliserar givetvis. Vet att det finns nyanser. Osv.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:37 a.m.

@MadisonSWE det också. Men det går inte att hjälpa missbrukare om de inte vill själva. Osv.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:36 a.m.

no. In sweden you dont end up on the street because youre broke or unemployed. We have a good safety net. @etellurian

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:35 a.m.

Semla. Swedish pastry-bread-thingy with cream and eh... Marsipan like almondy mush in it. Eat in a bowl of warm milk.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:34 a.m.

And now a break with something completely different for those of you who are to lazy to google swedish foods and such... (cont)

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:30 a.m.

@FarewellTravels i totally misread your question. Lol. But i did answer it.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:30 a.m.

@FarewellTravels not strangers. But most have friends, family, rent second hand. Etc.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:28 a.m.

And those that do end up on the streets are usually broken people. Addicts. Alcoholics. Mentally ill. Theyre hard to help.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:27 a.m.

Most homeless people in sweden just dont have homes. (that theyre registered to) they live elsewhere. Few end up on the streets. Thank god.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:25 a.m.

@badassday @scaff1974 so do i. Lots of it. Which i tweeted about.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:23 a.m.

i use public restrooms. And i breastfeed my children. Very freaky!! @scaff1974 @badassday

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:21 a.m.

We have a couple of thousands of our own homeless but otherwise we're pretty saved from this.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:20 a.m.

People who have a choice dont beg. They dont sit in the freezing cold watchin people walk by them as if they werent there.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:20 a.m.

Some might argue that theyre only here to make easy money or hired by some obscure european maffia. But even they have to eat sometimes.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:19 a.m.

Ten years ago this was only seen on TV. Now we see it more and more. Its sad. I try to give when i see.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:16 a.m.

@carolynUK @badassday even I disagree with that but hey, I have to!

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:14 a.m.

if you think we are freaks i have to ask where you come from! @badassday

@sweden March 24, 2012, 1:13 a.m.

just like to point out that the hate is miniscule compared to the love and support. Sometimes we focus too much on the negative @ronindotca

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:49 a.m.

Btw. Just a random swedish public toilet I did my business in today. After lunch. Tamlin did business too.

@sweden March 24, 2012, 12:48 a.m.

Damn you Ben and Jerry! I wish I was eating you right now!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 8 p.m.

@101RUEDA its hard to tell you how much without context. Its expensive though. I used six.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

@101RUEDA i made it myself from avocados.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

Every mexican in the world just felt a chill. #swedish_taco

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:44 p.m.

Guacamole, salsa, sour cream, cheese, chili pickles and onion. YUMMY! #swedish_traditions #swedish_taco

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

So what did i put in my burrito you wonder?! Sause made of soy, tomatoes, spices. (cinnamon, cummin, chili, paprika), vegetables. (cont.)

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:41 p.m.

@akniia de ödslar verkligen ingen tid de jävlarna!!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:37 p.m.

@Komalantz most people love it. Its high quality. Spcially our chocolate

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:35 p.m.

@meshort88 what the heck do you put in it??? I also shoved guacamole in it! Lol

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:33 p.m.

Wooo too much chilli pickles on burrito. But damn ut was good.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 6:22 p.m.

TACO FRIDAY! #swedish_traditions (and with "taco" we include enchilladas, nachos, burritos etc)

@sweden March 23, 2012, 5:42 p.m.

you mean you DONT get angry when putting IKEA furnitures together?! Youre a saint! @rmgbi

@sweden March 23, 2012, 5:23 p.m.

@borntorun07 stop being a martyr and just speak up.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 5:23 p.m.

this is true. Ikea angers people. “@TweetweekUSA not sure if u watch 30 Rock, but they did an IKEA episode. It turns couples into enemies.”

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:56 p.m.

@smamat hon kallas inte Ninja. Hon HETER Ninja

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:56 p.m.

@Johnssonskan yup! Ask for durho withiut chicken. (it has egg too) or other veggie dishes

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:41 p.m.

Maybe i need to clean up too. Nah. No?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

Seriously. (yes still here) have you guys ever had erithrean food? If you havent you havent lived. Its. The. Best. Ever.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:31 p.m.

Dont worry though. Wont abandon you. I will just have to show you my multitasking skills.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:30 p.m.

Why am i still here tweeting?!!! ITS TACO FRIDAY and ive been neglecting the brats for way too long.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:29 p.m.

@JuancHenao @danserud yes sol means sun in swedish too!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:25 p.m.

@bigbearjt this is true. Just that online, people become even more ugly hiding behind screens.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:24 p.m.

i dated my karate teacher Sven for some time. Obviously i quit karate. Too bad though. @HHFaunClub @ragbonehair

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:22 p.m.

I think its important that we have a dialogue about the way we respond to eachother online. A lot of ugly comes out in people behind screens

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:22 p.m.

Some people seem to think that "freedom of speech" entitles you to say whatever you want to whoever you want.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:01 p.m.

@GLarAuna @panicnfreakout sweden started that business back in the days. It was an outrage.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 4:01 p.m.

@Eyerly_ neither did i. So i tried it. Kinda failed cuz i met hubby almost instantly.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:54 p.m.

God no! I'm a hard core lefty and a socialist! @CTerry1985

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:53 p.m.

I have only ever met ONE woman named Inga. Common names here are Malin, Maria, Anna, Linda. @mansaxel @ragbonehair

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:52 p.m.

I tried the slut thing once. Loved it. Juggled three men. One of them i married. End of sluttyness. Wish i had started sooner. It was great!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:51 p.m.

Nope. Most women shave and swedes are well known for their slutty women. And i say slutty like its a GOOD thing! @edmoats

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:50 p.m.

yes. My kids name really is Ninja. Ninja Sol Greta. @danserud

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

unfortunatelly our fear of interferring or imposing takes the best of us. They probably WANTED to help but didnt dare @bircea

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

@stpe yes i did! I also smelled and looked awful. Hahaha.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

@SwedishMomMuses @candycanegal i always do actually! Not rude though. Im very polite and friendly irl.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

ha! Recycling swedes you say? Voila! My balcony: @elinelefant

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:43 p.m.

yes we love meatballs eaten with potatoes, brown sause and lingonberries. @busterup25

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:43 p.m.

we all hate IKEA but still buy an overload of shit when we visit. @busterup25

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:42 p.m.

yes! Swedes are very helpful. @anacletadunham

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

True. We still drink like vikings on a binge in this country. @gavinpurcell

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

sure we can! We just like to drink a LOT! Swedes need to be drunk to relax. @anacletadunham

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:37 p.m.

Theres an old viking grave field outside our house. I sweden we have a lot of that scattered here and there.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:17 p.m.

Come on, hit me with your best prejudies on swedes!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:16 p.m.

I dont know. I think there are some things that qualifies a true swede! Like we're kinda distant. Soft spoken. (im greek btw) polite. Etc.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:12 p.m.

@TantKakelugn mobbing handlar om en grupp människor som tllsammans hackar på en enskild individ. Fråga dig själv hur du bidrar.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 3:10 p.m.

@esperaiDK i dont feel bullied, but that doesnt make you less of a bully. Its ok not to like someone. Its when you must tell them its wrong.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:53 p.m.

You know that shitty parent that picks up her kid too late from preschool? Yup. Still me.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:49 p.m.

@TantKakelugn for the record dock så känner jag mig inte ett dugg mobbad. Men vissa har mobbarnentalitet o det accepteras inte

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

@TantKakelugn en del gillar inte mig. Mobbare bukar inte gilla sina offer. Menar du att det är ok att mobba?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

“@esperaiDK: @sweden honest commentary on the current curator. sorry that you're upset that not everyone is a fan of you.” #provingmypoint

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:47 p.m.

@esperaiDK im not upset with your opinion. I just wonder why you have the need to put me down?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:46 p.m.

@NathanTDean @masterzap not really. I dont think of myself that way. Im pretty normal.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:43 p.m.

i think i take it pretty good. Remember hat i handle mean trolls on a daily basis. With hunour and good spirit. @esperaiDK @ben_turner

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:42 p.m.

If you wanna dish it out you should be able to take it too. Dont you agree? I DONT condone bullying though. @ben_turner @esperaidk

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:38 p.m.

@MasterZap and reason for your tweet is? You get off by putting others down?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:36 p.m.

@kazarnowicz @wickedgayblog sound true enough. Swedes are tolerant people.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:35 p.m.

Nah. Im awesome. Must ask what the point of your tweet was? Other than to be mean that is. @esperaiDK

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

@Eruannster i know! Blomberg brothers FTW!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:32 p.m.

@esperaiDK btw what was the point of that tweet?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:32 p.m.

I AM crude and uneducated. @esperaiDK

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:28 p.m.

OH MY GOD! You know what day it is?!!!!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:15 p.m.

@madeleine_swe not agreeing with critisim doesnt mean im not open. It just means that i have valid reasons to back my own opinions.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 2:14 p.m.

@madeleine_swe im not defensive at all. Its just not as black or white as you might percieve it. You dont have the whole picture.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:58 p.m.

@chrismada9 we drink our coffee brewed and strong. I personally prefer espresso w milk.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:55 p.m.

i have thought about staring an english account when im done here but not sure if i have time. @bonlao

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:53 p.m.

You know that shitty parent in the park using its iphone and totally ignoring its kid? Thats me.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:52 p.m.

@loghaD this is a good advice.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

@chrismada9 we do have it. But american coffee sucks. ;-p we like it strong and european. Heh.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:50 p.m.

@madeleine_swe not really no. But i dont wanna discuss her publicly.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:48 p.m.

@Eruannster my husbands brothers OWN avalanche.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:48 p.m.

I'm a missionary. I'm here to tell the Truth™. @joho68 #hammertime

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:46 p.m.

that is sooo common. When you respond to them with valid arguments they go bananas. @loghaD

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:43 p.m.

@TantKakelugn ja jag spyr en del på twitter. Vart skulle jag annars spy? Frivlligt att lyssna o jaggör mitt bästa för att hålla schysst nivå

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:42 p.m.

@madeleine_swe i generaly dont get into discussions about stuff i have no clue about.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:42 p.m.

@madeleine_swe maybe i just dont agree with them? Nothing is written i stone. Experts? What experts?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

I dont let it pass though. Not bc i need to defend myself but because someone needs to stand up against bullies. Its fucking hammer time!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:39 p.m.

Or people who will argue "cant you take critisism?!" when theyve said something shitty. Please dont confuse critisism with plain rudeness.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:37 p.m.

Honesty is not equal to saying everything you think every time.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:37 p.m.

People who act like mean assholes for no reason and then excuse themselves with "im just honest!". No youre not. Youre an asshat.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:36 p.m.

@figaropravda @tantkakelugn youre confusing critisism with plain rudeness. Not the same thing.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

@TantKakelugn läs igenom min konversation. De är ju precis det du säger. Jag sa att du var elak, du svarade "som du då".

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:34 p.m.

@SwedishMomMuses @fny_g i eat a lot of ecological. Specially veggies. HUGE difference in flavour!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:33 p.m.

and that is a GOOD thing. I listen to valid arguments. Not just any. @madeleine_swe

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:32 p.m.

that i seem to not take in what other argue against me is not cuz i lack the ability. Its cuz im sure of myself my beliefs @madeleine_swe

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:32 p.m.

im very certain in my views and beliefs. Not cuz im stubborn but cuz i have made it my business to research stuff im into. @madeleine_swe

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:30 p.m.

@TantKakelugn lägg av. Jag är inte elak har definitivt INTE hoppat på enskilda individer.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:20 p.m.

@tylikcat true! Same here. Intent is everything imo.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:18 p.m.

@smamat saffransfisk med nakenhavre!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:18 p.m.

NEVER! I'M PERFECT! Nah, j/k. I do listen to constructive critisism and try to learn from it. @madeleine_swe

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:15 p.m.

@TantKakelugn @donny_depp men herregud människa varför följa mig då? Är du masochist?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:14 p.m.

this is true. I tend to listen to construcive critisism and learn from it. Even if i hate it @loghaD

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:13 p.m.

@reneebacke medborgarplatsen. (södermalm)

@sweden March 23, 2012, 1:12 p.m.

@TantKakelugn har jag varit oprovocerat elak mot dig?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:49 p.m.

@TantKakelugn ok. Om det får dig att må bra sp bjuder jag på det. Spy av dig.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:44 p.m.

what was your point with that comment? Other than being mean i mean? @TantKakelugn

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

Maybe i shouldnt reveal that I have a youtube account.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

I can dwell foreverrr if someone says something negative.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

I really hate critisism. I mean, why do people pretend they like it? I just wanna punch the person delivering it.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:38 p.m.

If youre in stockholm "svarta lådan" (black box) is the place to eat. They offer low carb and even no carbs.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:36 p.m.

Nah. Im not alone! Little piggy little piggy is with me!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:31 p.m.

no no. We have rehabilitation here. Not euthanasia. ;-) @APerfectWorld

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:21 p.m.


@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

So husband is not at his work. And not answering phone. If i didnt know better id say he was avoiding me.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:18 p.m.

For god sake, i have pen pals on death row! Now they take asshole to another level. Heh.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:17 p.m.

Trolls who spew negativity reminds me of negging losers. Being assholish to score points. Ive been around the block though. Not impressed.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:15 p.m.

@heatherwgaona @wworkergates heheh and they always think theyre so clever too!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:14 p.m.

@wworkergates am not! * stomp stomp slam!*

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:13 p.m.

My husband works as an eh effect something something artist at a computer game company. This.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:06 p.m.

@jennieschafer yup. But very few have it documented.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 12:05 p.m.

@wworkergates i have a salary and i live with husband and two kids. But great job being a prejudiced asshat!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:58 a.m.

Ok. Work out for an hour. See ya!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:57 a.m.

@emretsson its a differene between failng and deliberatelly do it though!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:53 a.m.

Not that I dont understand the desire to hit the little bastards at times. I wanna hit my kids at least ten times a day. Never will though.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:52 a.m.

If you have to hit your child you have failed somewhere. No it doesnt make you a bad parent. But its bad parenting.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:51 a.m.

In sweden its illegal to spank or use any physical punishment on your children. This includes swat on the fingers, pinching, smacking.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:48 a.m.

@kchannel9 kids and their imagination!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:47 a.m.

i would love to see you keep track of 15 vestless kids running around in a park with 100 other kids. Or in the woods. ;-) @SirWB

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:45 a.m.

they need these vests for two reasons: 1. so cars can see them. the teachers will see them from far away when out n about. @SirWB

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:37 a.m.

@beancurdled he owns a computer game company. Heh.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:37 a.m.

Almost all children in sweden go to preschool. From the age of 1. This (pic) is a very common sight here:

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:29 a.m.

@sherlaimov i want them to have a mood. Im an artist.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:28 a.m.

@beancurdled raised by hippies. Became rich through hard work.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

@kchannel9 i think it has many arms. And a window for ass. (daughters explanation)

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:20 a.m.

An ordinary swedish train station. On my way to work out with the personal trainer from hell. Shes great though.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:18 a.m.

@kchannel9 its ok. What was your questions then?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:16 a.m.

I work fulltime. (blog, write articles, design websites) i have two children. Choirs. Friends. Interest. Work out. Mail to be replied to.etc

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:14 a.m.

you who feel ignored because i havent replied to your tweets. Dont take it personal! I get HUNDREDS of tweets per hour. I just cant keep up!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:12 a.m.

@BeechersBrooks next time, use google! Just type "193 cm in pounds" and it will tell you!

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

@kchannel9 how is it weird. I get HUNDREDS of tweets from you guys PER HOUR. Would you be able to respond to all?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:05 a.m.

@kchannel9 i have replied to a shitload of friendly ones. Look at my tweets.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:03 a.m.

@tommlie i think everyone else in the world is short but yes. Scandinavians are tall.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:03 a.m.

My official stand is that if you have something shitty to say you better own up to it. Hence the RT. @louesejackson @mtishauser

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10:01 a.m.

i figured everyone was familiar with pounds. @baisalov

@sweden March 23, 2012, 10 a.m.

its nothing personal but i just cant. I also blog for 7000 readers whom send me loads of mail and comments. @kchannel9 @mtishauser

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

i have two children, a job, friends, choirs. I also have thousands of followers. Answering everyone is impossible @kchannel9 @mtishauser

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:49 a.m.

@oldschooldsl cant see the video. Break it down for me? What rights are we losing?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:48 a.m.

@mtishauser @fishd sorry that was NOT my intention. See if i can block some of those for future retweets.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:47 a.m.

@oldschooldsl sweden is probably in the lead of the world, all areas of equality. But far from equal.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:46 a.m.

Ok. Per request. Husband is 195cm and 96kilograms.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:45 a.m.

@aendu we dont. But most people understand feet and pounds, no?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:23 a.m.

@oldschooldsl no i havent ignored you. But i have thousands of followers and a life to tend to. Cant answer all. What was your q's?

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:21 a.m.

Ten of those pounds may be my ego. Not sure. Its likely.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:21 a.m.

I am 5.2" and weighs 170 pounds.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:20 a.m.

4 of those pounds may be the beard.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:20 a.m.

My husband is 6.4" and weighs about 210 pounds. He is quite big. #viking

@sweden March 23, 2012, 9:17 a.m.

Did I tell you that my husband is descendant of the swedish king gustav vasa? This is true.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 8:59 a.m.

@LiesMorlion great method. I did a mix. Im too nervous.

@sweden March 23, 2012, 8:36 a.m.


@sweden March 23, 2012, 7:53 a.m.

This is a robot that makes pies.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:08 p.m.

@SaraMJElofsson i use the word perfect in a negative matter.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:45 p.m.

@borntorun07 that was not my intention.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:28 p.m.

@borntorun07 you have a very aggressive defensive approach. Maybe not intentionally, but you have.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:22 p.m.

@STLwolverine normal people, all ages and sizes!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:16 p.m.

@borntorun07 i like movies. I would like someone to make good ones. Touchy subject?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:15 p.m.

If a movie has a perfect woman with fake lips in it i know its gonna suck.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:14 p.m.

... With blue tinted glow-in-the-dark teeth.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:14 p.m.

Its like that movie the fog. First version 1980. Normal looking, even ugly, people. In their 30's and 40's. The remake: 20 year old models.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:12 p.m.

I want REAL people. I want to be able to identify with characters. I cant identify with fake lips, fake tans, silicone and perfection.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:10 p.m.

Dear hollywood. Stop making movies and series with unrealistic blue-teethed supermodels. I just cant watch shit like that. Ruins it.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:08 p.m.

@Kiint we have a few of those!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:55 p.m.

Some question my love for Family Guy but the show is a satire. Boldly making fun of sexists, racists and other stereotypes and prejudices.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:53 p.m.

@Johnssonskan @romanacorreale @guldponnin @salongbetong nah, you can mix and match från regular stores!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:52 p.m.

@Cedgell i see FG as a satire. Boldly challenging sexism, racism etc.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:25 p.m.

So Ninja says the other day that "family guy is my favourite show!". #proud

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:23 p.m.

B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird is the word

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

Well, there seem to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece...

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

hooters would probably never work here. No. @ivaluconnects

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9 p.m.

So. Have you not heard?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:29 p.m.

@Konvention @vassaste_kniven och då tänker jag, är det i BARNETS intresse? Nej det kan aldrig bli rättvist, men som det ser ut nu är bäst.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:28 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention men känns det rättvist? Att kunna smita allt ansvar för att kunna dyka upp senare?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:24 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention och vad händer då om mannen ångrar sig och vill ta del av barnets liv efter ett par år. Det händer då och då.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention hur skulle det göras rättvist? Konkret förslag.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

@JoeriMe we have balls made from soy in the freezer!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:22 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention tror inte det skulle gynna nån. Allra minst barnet.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:21 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention sen kan man fråga vad konsekvenserna skulle bli om män bara kunde avsvära allt ansvar vid en graviditet.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:20 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention många kvinnor som blir övergivna med sina barn när mannen tröttnat osv.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:20 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention nu så kommer män ganska lindrigt undan. De kan, och gör, välja bort föräldraskap. De kan dra när de vill.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:19 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention jag säger inte att dt är rättvist, men oavsett hur man väljer att göra så är det alltid nån som kommer i kläm.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:19 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention tyvärr är det så det ligger till. Då får man välja mellan ansvar eller lalalala bingo!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:15 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention hur ska mannen kunna bestämma det innan ev abort? I slutändan är det ju kvinnans val.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention han har ett val: STOPPA INTE IN DEN I VAGINAN!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:13 p.m.

Swedes like to eat rotten, no im sorry "fermented" fish. It does not smell ok.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:12 p.m.

@javmb how about surströmming?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:12 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention säg inte adoption för det är bra mkt enklare för en man att bara avskriva ett nyfött barn än det är för kvinnan

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:11 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention vad gör kvinnor som tex inte märkt av graviditeten i tid? Som är tvugna att föda?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:11 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention > för att sen kunna komma tilbaka?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention och om man tex ändra sig efter två tre fyra fem år? Vad händer då? Ska man kunna smita från ekonomisk ansvar>

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8:01 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @konvention underhållet är för barnet som aldrig bad om att bli född. O hur ska man annars göra? Låta mannen slippa ansvar?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 8 p.m.

Ok, bring forth note pads and cameras. I will show my fridge in a minute. A GENUIN SWEDISH REFRIDGERATOR! (or however thats spelled)

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:59 p.m.

I love tacos. The swedish bastardized version that is. Never had real.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:58 p.m.

A new swedish tradition is to eat tacos (!!) on fridays. If you wanna be Svensson (the avarage swede) this is a must.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:56 p.m.

In sweden, on thursdays, traditionally we eat yellow pea soup with pork and pancakes.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:44 p.m.

@FriederikeHell thats exactly what im saying.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:44 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven ofta märker kvinnor inte ens att de är gravida föräns försent. Plus abort är en hälsorisk.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven klaga hos moder natur liksom. Kvinnan har inte heller ett lätt val alla gånger.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

@FriederikeHell > and later blames the woman for not taking hers.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:36 p.m.

@FriederikeHell that i agree. But my question was re the conception: "whos to blame". Too many men just dont care about protection >

@sweden March 22, 2012, 7:24 p.m.

HEAR YE HEAR YE! Bring forth note pads. Dinner tonight: pasta with cream, guacamole, soy-nuggets, mushrooms.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

@FriederikeHell it doesnt matter if the partner is stupid. E cant be resonsible for you. Only you can.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

@ladyWTF what would be the solution then? Let the man decide?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:35 p.m.

@ladyWTF i happen to know lots of men who stepped up even when they didnt want it. However the man can chose to be absent.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:33 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven @giselaj yeah and she was willng to take those risks and therefor forced to take the consequences.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:32 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven he has the choice not to have intercorse. He has the choice to be absent A choice few women can make once the child is born

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:11 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven its not a choice they can make. At all.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:10 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven i dont think its fair that people die from driving drunk either. Etc.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:10 p.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven i dont think its right that i should be forced to abort or give birth after a mistake like that but thats not something i >

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:09 p.m.

@MeeraGhani im not refering to extreme cases

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:09 p.m.

@ladyWTF the CHILD have a right to both parents. And how do you know the father is unqualified?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:07 p.m.

@FriederikeHell sure but can you blame your partner when YOU made a stupid choice?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:05 p.m.

Only you can take responsability for you. And if shit happens, your own actions probably put you there.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

Sure, one should be able to trust their partner but shit do happen. She/he can forget. Screw it up. Etc. Its serious business.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

@michiexile sure. But shit CAN happen. Your partner can forget. Etc. You can only be responsible for you.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:02 p.m.

i might fuck a complete shithead with zero sence of responsability. So if I dont want a child I make sure to take percausion. @Rav_Bunneh

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

sure. But i cant blame my partner for not protecting himself if i dont take responsability for myself. And my own. @Rav_Bunneh

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6 p.m.

@FriederikeHell yeah. Exactly. So whos fault would it be if i got pregnant after drunken unprotected sex?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:59 p.m.

Almooooost home now. Going anywhere with kids is like pulling a tooth. Slowly. With a pair of tweezers.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:55 p.m.

And if you chose not to protect yourself during sex, then whos responsability is it when you or your partner becomes pregnant?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:54 p.m.

If you dont want to become a parent, why do you leave the question of protection on someone else? Is it worth the risk?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:51 p.m.

and if the woman gets pregnant and decide to give birth, both parents need to step up and own their shit. No excuses. @ladyWTF

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:50 p.m.

same for men.if his woman gets pregnant,his actions led to that.If he doesnt want a baby he use proection or dont have intercourse. @ladyWTF

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:49 p.m.

secondly, no one is blaming anyone. If i get pregnant its my own fault for not protecting myself. @ladyWTF

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:48 p.m.

first of all, there are thousands upon thousands of different feminist with dirferent perspective. There is no "true feminist". @ladyWTF

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:46 p.m.

@ladyWTF its certainly not. People chose to have intercourse and therefor chose the possible consequences which could be a baby.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:45 p.m.

@gogolecat @ylle i dont get it either. During a zombie infestation i probably wouldn do my own even!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

@ladyWTF this opinion doesnt make me less of a feminist and its ridiculous of you to even suggest it.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

@ladyWTF if they still chose to have vaginal intercourse they know what could happen.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:42 p.m.

@ladyWTF this is not something that can ever be equal. Women carry the child therefor her decision to abort or not. Men knows this.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

@ladyWTF exactly. So whos forcing men to have sex against their will?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:40 p.m.

@gogolecat yes one of each. I dont believe in restricting too much. I rather broaden. Give them access to both hello kitty and batman.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:39 p.m.

if the man sticks his dick in a woman he knows of every possible consequense. Chose the actions, chose the consequences. @ladyWTF

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:37 p.m.

@ladyWTF because his actions caused te pregnancy to begin with. How is it feminist to put all responsability on the woman?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:36 p.m.

@ladyWTF how is that related to feminsm?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

@gogolecat both my kids have hello kitty. Why not? Colourful and happy.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

@Nejy75 im not promoting anything. Im twittering from this account as myself. Like it was asked of me. :-)

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:27 p.m.

lol. What is a "complete feminist?" are there a set of rules one must follow? @ladyWTF

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:04 p.m.

@ladyWTF whats a semi-feminist?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:02 p.m.

@harodani blocks. Lego. Paint. But also dolls.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5:01 p.m.

@Kalaroon you have to do what feels right for YOU.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 5 p.m.

nah i have two small kids. People like me dont have sex. @OohBrilliant

@sweden March 22, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

If i were to breatsfeed in the toilet i would most likely piss off customers needing to pee or shit! @MalinSusanna

@sweden March 22, 2012, 4:57 p.m.

Enough playing. We're going to pick up groceries and go home. Yes. That was interesting info. Make sure you take notes

@sweden March 22, 2012, 4:19 p.m.

@Johnssonskan nah. Inte tillräckligt. Molo är finare!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 4:18 p.m.

@STLwolverine no. But they do have dresses. Short tunic type dresses.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 3:40 p.m.

@Johnssonskan nej nej, ninjas jacka är villervalla men resten är HM och Lindex!!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 3:37 p.m.

For those of you who cant find gender neutral clothing, mix and match from both sections works too! Thats what i do.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 3:33 p.m.

Im not an outdoorsy person but today is park day with kids.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 2:12 p.m.

@jarek_pawel @guldponnin its definitelly the right place imo!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 2:10 p.m.

@LivingScarecrow she is too small for harry. But soon enough!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:29 p.m.

@Trilska ju fler sätt att ge närhet på desto bättre.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:28 p.m.

@Trilska fel och fel. Amning skadar inte tänderna alls. Och närhet kan man få utan att kramas men inte slutar du krama för det?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

We dont have enough of it so when it the sun does show, swedes try to squeeze all they can out of it.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:23 p.m.

The weather is wonderful today! Warm winds and sun! When the first sun comes, swedes throw their clothes. You can see sun bathers i april.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:21 p.m.

@karllindmark korsningen götgatan och ringvägen så ja.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:20 p.m.

@FLIPveloso chilly but not cold. Still warm winds and sun.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

I am sad! Lost Tamlins tiny sneaker!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 1:01 p.m.

If youre in Stockholm. "söder" is the place to be. Heres the food and the people.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 12:20 p.m.

@ACPen1202 in sweden doctors recommend one year.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 12:20 p.m.

@ACPen1202 says who? World health organisation recommends two years or MORE.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:26 a.m.

@trollnystan its understandable. Youre not used to it. But its normal and natural.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:23 a.m.

@DPontes_ yes and once old enough the child will wean itself.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:22 a.m.

I also tandem breastfed the brats. Great for sibling bonding! #breastfeedingriot

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:19 a.m.

My daughter breastfeed til age 3,5. My son till he was 1,5. #breastfeedingriot

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:17 a.m.

@RomanaCorreale @guldponnin @salongbetong for me its important how my child is percieved and treated. I can affect that through clothing

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:15 a.m.

If its sick to feed it should be sick regardless of age? No? Whats the difference?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:14 a.m.

And about age and when to wean. For some reason feeding your newborn is ok but it suddenly becomes perverted after a certain age.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:13 a.m.

“@llanelliboy: @sweden 2.5 to 7 according to my lactation consultant wife.” natural age of weaning

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

@jillajordan its pretty tolerant. It is.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:11 a.m.

@amhranai haha nah they learn that early

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:10 a.m.

@RomanaCorreale @guldponnin @unicefsverige @salongbetong one has to exclude the other? Cant do both? I must be a genius then!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:09 a.m.

@ellaboheme that upsets me. I wouldve stormed that place with tits if i lived close.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 11:08 a.m.

Do you know the natural age of weaning? #breastfeeding

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:58 a.m.

@RomanaCorreale @guldponnin @salongbetong its not that more difficult buying neutral clothes than specific

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:50 a.m.

Thank you! I was going nuts! “@riptari: @sweden *Discreet*”

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:49 a.m.

@jacrats we need a law like that. Swedes are generally pretty tolerant though.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:47 a.m.

Its important for me to feed publicly without covering up. Anyone who doesnt like it can put a blanket over THEIR head. #breastfeedingriot

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:46 a.m.

But once upon a time I did feel shame.And lots of women still do bc of public attitude. It confines women to their homes. #breastfeedingriot

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:44 a.m.

I dont give a shit if me breastfeeding offends. I refuse to cover up. I refuse to be discrete. I refuse to feel shame! #breastfeedingriot

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:40 a.m.

So when people tell me "how hard can it be to be discrete" i laugh. I LAUGH. #breastfeedingriot

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:39 a.m.

When i had my first baby breastfeeding was hard. She would kick, scream, not latch on properly etc. I was nervous and stressed and panicked.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:35 a.m.

How come she can dress like that without anyone caring but when I feed my child I should "cover up"? #breastfeedingriot

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:33 a.m.

Yeah. You know where this is going.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:31 a.m.

I DONT BELIEVE YOU! “@chinji: @sweden you realize zombies are in no way shape or form even remotely possible... They aren't, ever.”

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:26 a.m.

Anyone offended by this picture?

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:25 a.m.

@bio99sva inte på rak arm. Men tricket är att kombinera från båda avdelningar!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

If i were to post pictures of a big breasted woman in a tiny bikini, would anyone take offence? No nips.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:47 a.m.

Yeah she can handle herself. With a stick. TAKE THAT YOU ZOMBIE!

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:44 a.m.

I know youre waiting for tits. Be patient.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:43 a.m.

Our usual morning routine. Zombie-training of course.

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:12 a.m.

@sigvardwEV @ingyplingy this is why the use of fuck is so diverse

@sweden March 22, 2012, 9:10 a.m.

@sigvardwEV @ingyplingy could happen. But its more likely he'll say "fan" or "helvete".

@sweden March 22, 2012, 6:56 a.m.

@Ingyplingy @sigvardwev fuck mens a lot more than knulla.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:42 p.m.

@Bisonheadmk2 @djdarren sandra bullock? Oh! Hahaha yeah

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:41 p.m.

the new fast zombie was brilliant in dawn of the dead. I mean what the fuck is scary about someone walking slower than my grandma?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

They certainly have. AND THEYRE WRONG! “@DJDarren: @sweden Has anyone tweeted you to tell you that 28 Days isn't a zombie film yet?”

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:35 p.m.

@cahl oh my head might implode from excitement. Thanx!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:34 p.m.

@Mike_Quist yeah. Assholes and asshats.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:33 p.m.

@cahl i would definitelly define it zombie. Modern version.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:32 p.m.

If you like post-apo and slow you need to watch the brittish series "survivors". I loved it. No zombies though. Just deadly flu killing all.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:32 p.m.

And i do like walking dead. Despite the characters. I like the post-apo feel and the slow pace.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:31 p.m.

Best zombie movies ever though is 28 days and dawn of the dead (new) Im not old school.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:24 p.m.

Im off to bed. Tomorrows topic: Tits. Hooters. Big'uns. Boobs. (and more)

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:22 p.m.

“@internuts: Hey @sweden, seeing as you fear a zombie outbreak, you might want to skip this news article. ;)” GAAAAH!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:10 p.m.

@imogenbirley haha a lot i about satan and hell

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:06 p.m.

@sigvardwEV @ingyplingy i wouldnt call them curse words. Just vulgar!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:04 p.m.

@eyegraphic my fellow greek know what im talking about. They swear even more than swedes!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 11:02 p.m.

@ylle god me too! " the men are out there handling it". I wouldve bitchslapped her ass. And the mens for not helping out.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:58 p.m.

I see curse words as enriching our language. They put colours to our sentences. Words are not bad. Its the way theyre used that is.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

@JensLennartsson i know! Annoys the shit outta me!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

@DJFunkyGrrL i dont think i ever met a swede who doesnt use the word shit (skit) every day. Or "jävla". (fucking).

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:55 p.m.

It doesnt help that my husband, the game designer, is making a zombie game next to me.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:53 p.m.

Its just not logical that half of the group wouldnt contribute. (women) its not logical that they wouldnt fight too.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:52 p.m.

Same here. We dont censor curse words on tv or radio. Youre pretty much allowed to sat anything. @AmbroosV

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:52 p.m.

i understand rick though. I have that same dictator speech every month in my blog. Heh. @ylle @loonina

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:50 p.m.

Specially shit. Even kids. Doesnt raise eyebrows. It surprises me that it offends some. Not my intention. Just the way i talk.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:49 p.m.

Three people have asked why i "use profanities". Not saying that swedes do that a lot, but generally people here use words as fuck and shit.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:47 p.m.

@DanBratt99 its my way of expressing myself. I was told to be myself.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:42 p.m.

God yes! What the fuck is that about? The women just being idle, hiding in corners? Wtf? I would be fighting for my life. @ylle

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:39 p.m.

Good thing about sweden though is that come winter those fuckers are iced.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:38 p.m.

Can zombies walk stairs?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:37 p.m.

Huge fear: zombie attack when im out with the kids. Im fat and the kids cant run that fast.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:36 p.m.

@quirky_yardy thats why you need a long knife. What happens when you run out of arrows? I dont even know how to use a bow!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:35 p.m.

And theres seriously not enough killing. With a good tool you could easily clean up.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:34 p.m.

If it was me id zombie train my little brats AND keep them on short leash.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:33 p.m.

It really pisses me off in zombie movies that the people are so fucking stupid. Like walking dead. WHO THE HELL LET THEIR KIDS ROAM FREE?!!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:32 p.m.

I admit i have some perverse fantasy of an apocalypt coming true. @Smoothiver

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:30 p.m.

@Lighteria jag har pratat om väldigt mycket mer än könsroller.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

@TheCalenestel yeah but swords have some serious weight. Machetes are light.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:20 p.m.

Machete or crowbar is my weapon of choce. Guns and sucy are useless. Bullets run out and make too much noise.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:19 p.m.

american werewolf in london? I saw it when i was about seven. Just in case you wonder why this (pic) freak me out.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:17 p.m.

You all agree it seems. Zombie fear is never irrational. Pew. Or wait....

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:15 p.m.

And dont get me started on werewolves. But zombies. Serious business.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:15 p.m.

I always have a plan in the back of my head. Just in case of a zombie apocalypse.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:13 p.m.

Am I the only one with an irrational zombie fear?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

@Lighteria vad var syftet med den tweeten?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:39 p.m.

@Lighteria seriously, who is talking about forbidding? Are you really comparing me to s dictator because i dont buy a shitload of toys?!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:30 p.m.

@AnnPassa its almost i impossible. I try to compensate.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:29 p.m.

@Lighteria i was reffering to the crap you find in tve stores with only one predesigned possibility.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:28 p.m.

@AnnPassa thats sad. Ask her why.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:24 p.m.

About my last retweet: we do drink our tap water. How about you?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:20 p.m.

@Lighteria really? They grow on trees or bushes?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:17 p.m.

im a loudmouth feminist that doesnt shave. But i recieve more angry comments when i post about my weight and me liking myself. @franosch

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:15 p.m.

not strange though. We shove adult hetero love down their throats with disney and fairytales. @FriederikeHell

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

Childrens room. Colourful. We try not to have too many toys. Toys kill creativity.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:13 p.m.

Husband decorates. He bought the curtains and pillows and lamps and is the interior nazi of this family. Yes he is a gem. I make the mess.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:11 p.m.

More browness. Maybe ill show my books later. I have some great ones. We really like lamps btw.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

Our livingroom is small. And brown.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

Youve seen most of the kitchen but heres my favorite corner. My husband says its messy. Pft! I say.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

So who wanna visit a pretty un-ordinary swedish home? Im afraid that my home doesnt look like IKEA but its warm and welcoming!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 7:53 p.m.

@franosch my guess is that youre not a fat woman who doesnt hate herself. ;-)

@sweden March 21, 2012, 7:46 p.m.

You know whats really provocative? A fat woman who doesnt hate herself.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 6:48 p.m.

Hey, its international downs syndrom day! Lets say hurrah for those awesome guys and gals!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

@katteskes i think so too. But im pretty radical in other areas.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

@Ardeyargull polarn o pyret, villervalla and danish brands: småfolk and molo

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:54 p.m.

I am so seriously impressed by all of you. <3

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:52 p.m.

@crrly had i known i was gonna become a famous parenting and feminism blogger i wouldve changed it! Lol.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:52 p.m.

@crrly it started twelwe years ago. I became a member at serial killer central and decided to pick a fitting name. Lady dahmer. It stuck.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:40 p.m.

@crrly of course it unsettles me

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:22 p.m.

@connylindwall sure, but what does that have to do with giving my kids 100 possibilities instead of 2?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:17 p.m.

@JamesNolan @heleneander why not discuss and answer my questions instead of coming with grounless accusations?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:16 p.m.

@pink_lola @majorbedhead havent said it was either. I was asked if we have prolifers and we do.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:08 p.m.

@walrashoud i think youre reading way too much into this. My kids are free to wear, play with and be whoever they want.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

@walrashoud well that doesnt apply to me.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

This is what my kids wear. Explain to me how this is worse and more enforcing than the previous.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

This is what girls tend to wear.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

This is what boys tend to wear.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:03 p.m.

what their kids like is what theyve been taught to like. Im giving my kids the opportunity to discover more than the norm. @walrashoud

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5:02 p.m.

@walrashoud my kids are allowed to wear the rainbow. Clothes from both sides and inbetween. Most parents will refuse pink for boys etc.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 5 p.m.

@pink_lola @majorbedhead i guess youve missed the big demonstrations here in sthlm. And the trucks with pictures of dead babies.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:53 p.m.

@walrashoud how is this worse than parents who only pick clothes from the girls section?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:51 p.m.

@pink_lola @majorbedhead so because you never me one, they dont exist?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:50 p.m.

@walrashoud for the record, i do buy gender specifik stuff. From both sides.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:50 p.m.

@walrashoud but its not extreme to buy gender specific stuff only? Like most parents do.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

@walrashoud i dont. But im aware of how society do.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

ive seen a lot of friendships between kids destroyed by adults teasing about love. @NFSSmith

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:42 p.m.

the thing is that you teach kids that boys and girls CANT be friends. Also when they get older it might be embarressing. @NFSSmith

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:39 p.m.

@NFSSmith just ask her why! Most do it without thinking

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:38 p.m.

@PurpleTravel sing the theme of pippi långstrump. (youtube it)

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

I also dont assume my brats are heterosexual.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

Or maybe you allow kids to be kids and friends without putting any judgement or expectations in it? I do!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:35 p.m.

when your kid is playing with a kid of the opposite sex; do you sat theyre in love? Joke about marriage? Force heteronorms down its throat?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 4:03 p.m.

@STLwolverine both. We learn brittish in school, american on tv

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:51 p.m.

I like to put in a good word for the fanny pack! Practical, comfortable and ... eh .... Practical!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:43 p.m.

this is why i have a fanny pack! (this deserve its own topic) @tylikcat

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

@JamesNolan youre thinking of sex. Regardless though, if its a biological fact then gender neutral attitude should be the obvious choice.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:40 p.m.

Can you guess my stance on breastfeeding? Long term? Public? Or maybe ill tweet about ice cream. I really like ice cream. We'll see!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

Im thinking i might tweet about tits tomorrow.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:23 p.m.

@sisinricii @jamesnolan no thats not all kids need. They need way more than love. But break? How? From what? Being kids?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:21 p.m.

@matbeeDOTcom @jamesnolan why dont you learn to cook instead. Thats something everyone should learn. Boys and girls.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:16 p.m.

@ihelvete my point is that everyone is irresponsible at times and everyone makes mistakes.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:15 p.m.

@bethanyshondark @jamesnolan oh you judge a whole nation due to one single individual? How openminded!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:13 p.m.

@ScubaOkla @cherin_awad im not very odd at all. No more than anyone else that is.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 3:02 p.m.

@ihelvete i havent accused you of anything let alone being pro-life.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

@ihelvete because its very black and white and hypocritical. Ive had regular sex for the past 22 years. Id say 3 abortion is a good ratio

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:49 p.m.

also, i dont think abortion is a big deal. I dont enjoy them, but if shit happens i have a choice. @ihelvete

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

@ihelvete i dont risk my health with hormones to use something else. Now i have a spiral. No pills.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:47 p.m.

@ihelvete no, ive done stupid shit. Was just lucky enough not to get pregnant then.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:46 p.m.

@ihelvete i think you have a holier than thou attitude.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:35 p.m.

for the record, i was on the pill two of the times. Not that it should matter. Sometimes you do stupid shit. @ihelvete

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

Well, congratulations to never making any dumb, irresponsible or fucked up choices! Youre one of a kind.Me? I do it all the time. @ihelvete

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:32 p.m.

Leaving to fetch kid from day care. Have to wake up the short one. Damn. Was enjoying the peace.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:28 p.m.

@madeleine_swe @fempers äh, jag välkomnar ett bredare användningsområde för hen!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:12 p.m.

@cataclysmicha wishful thinking. Kids will have sex. Regardless.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:12 p.m.

@MrsMacchi i dont think swedes start earlier than anyone else. We do however have less teen pregnancies than other countries.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:10 p.m.

@flork82 even if it was restricted by law it wouldnt be equal. Its still the womans body and regarless of the outcome, still an assault.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:04 p.m.

@flork82 and when they cant agree?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:03 p.m.

@flork82 yes and no. Men can and do actively chose not to be fathers. Women rarely have that same choice once the child is born

@sweden March 21, 2012, 2:01 p.m.

@SoLongSiv män kan välja bort aktivt föräldraskap. Det är svårare för kvinnor. Det är kvinnan som bär barnet därför måste valet ligga där

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:54 p.m.

@SoLongSiv grejen är att de inte har nåt val och de vet de. Tyvärr. Kan aldrig bli rättvist i den frågan.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:50 p.m.

I used to be pro-life. Believe it or not. Almost a rabid one too. Untill it happened to me.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:47 p.m.

@gogolecat @vonhorst like i said; ive had three. Didnt get devastated, only relieved.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:33 p.m.

SO, WHO WANTS TO SEE AN ARMPIT? (nah, just trying to lighten up the mood)

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:30 p.m.

Have you seen children from failed illegal abortions? Do you know how many women die from them?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:29 p.m.

Also, in countries where abortion is illegal, the abortion rate is basically still the same as countries where its legal.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:28 p.m.

For the record. Im not speaking for everyone in sweden. These are my own opinions.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

Or is it just about sexual morals? Punishing "lose" women. Yes. #imo

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

Also a lot of those who argue that abortion is murder will still be ok with it if the woman was raped. Is it less murder then?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:26 p.m.

@DatNacho feminism fokuserar på kvinnofrågor ja. Men inte enbart.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:24 p.m.

@Stichflamme i could never carry a child for nine months and give it away.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:21 p.m.

Ive had three. Wasnt devastated at all. Just felt relief. @vonhorst

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:19 p.m.

I dont know about you guys but i have done a lot of irresponsible shit. Sometimes you make stupid choices. Drunk, horny, "wont happen to me"

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:18 p.m.

And this holier than thou thing people got going on; "well you shouldve made sure you didnt get pregnant to start with!"

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

@ihelvete what would be responsible about giving birth instead?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:16 p.m.

Chose the actions, chose the consequenses.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:15 p.m.

@NotaBeneNB absolutelly. But like i said, in the end its the womans choice.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:15 p.m.

@AnonOpsSweden its a public debate, not a list of numbers. Hard to prove.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:13 p.m.

absolutelly. Each one take resonsability for themselves. If she doesnt want to get pregnant, she protects herself. @TassadarWS

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:11 p.m.

@DatNacho even if she is on the pill shit happens. Are you prepared to take the risk? What about hiv?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

If they cant agree the choice is the womans. @NotaBeneNB

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

@jonaspeterson offentlig debatt och attityder.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:09 p.m.

Anyone who has had an abortion know its not a walk in the park. I doubt anyone who is healthy and feel ok would do more than necessary.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:08 p.m.

Although thus idea that some women use abortion as birth control is a myth. Women who do multiple either are overly fertile or depressed.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:07 p.m.

i rather have them continuing to have abortions. Rather than giving birth. @Ardeyargull

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:06 p.m.

I know what you mean but kinda disagree. People who use abortion as birth controll will continue to have irresonsible sex. @Ardeyargull

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:05 p.m.

How many women would do the opposite? Oh, youre sterile! ILL TRUST YOU! Nah.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:04 p.m.

Its not possible to be afather against your will unless you were raped. But a lof of men put the responsability of protection on the woman

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:03 p.m.

Ive got news for them; if you know how babies are made and you still stick your dick in a woman you know shit could happen.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:02 p.m.

In sweden we do have a problem with abortion almost being expected of the woman. A lot of men claiming to "be a father against my will".

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1 p.m.

@MajorBedhead yeah crazy people. Most of them. Have met a few nice ones though.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:58 p.m.

is an unwanted child supposed to be a punishment? Oh you fucked and didnt protect yourself so here you go bitch! Nah.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

Some might argue that if you fuck up (forget protection etc) you should take responsability but abortion IS being responsible.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:54 p.m.

I believe children should be wanted and welcomed. Not necessarily planned, but welcomed. #imo

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:53 p.m.

Abortion was suggested. Ive had a few myself. Not for fun as some pro-lifers might suggest but because it was the best choice at the time.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:51 p.m.

@DarkMatterzine yeah. But apparently it "looks like a mans" if you dont keep it under hard knock controll.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:51 p.m.

@anatsuno why ladydahmer of course

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:50 p.m.

Ok. No more hair tweets. For now. On to somethig else? How would you feel about menstruation? Too much? Just checking.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:49 p.m.

Cant really take credit for that one. One of my swedish followers tweeted it. Just so you know. But we can pretend.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:49 p.m.

If the untamed natural female body "look like a mans" what do the natural male body look like? Dog? Woman? Truck?

@sweden March 21, 2012, 9:49 a.m.

@queerpup hästhov which means horses hoof

@sweden March 21, 2012, 9:38 a.m.

Swedish spring is always fantastic. And you know spring is here when you see this little gal. Tussilago in latin.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 9:37 a.m.

Im an atheist. On good days an agnostic. But with weather like this even I see magic.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 8:46 a.m.

@CraigLautenberg my daughter has the same shirt

@sweden March 21, 2012, 1:07 a.m.

Another good thing about having saggy tits is that they keep your armpits warm when lying down.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:43 a.m.

@mercierln im in touch with the author. Ill suggest it!

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:43 a.m.

@mercierln my sister in law is canadian. She tells me that too.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:41 a.m.

@mercierln read it, own it, bought it to everyone i know

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:38 a.m.

I somehow doubt Ill be lying on my death bed wishing I wouldve cleaned more. Just saying.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

Of course its suppose to look like this. Latest trend: organized mess.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:30 a.m.

No. Day started good, ended not so good. Migraines really get this feminist down. BUT NOT FOR LONG.

@sweden March 21, 2012, 12:29 a.m.

Mr. Migraine. We meet again. Now I will destroy you.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:02 p.m.

@flork82 while looks shouldnt matter, looks can be fun to experiment with. I am however damaged. I want to spare my kid that.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 6:33 p.m.

@jamespage79 no that one is great! Its pee and poo!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 5:34 p.m.

Dear santa. I wish for five minutes ALONE on the sofa.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 5:30 p.m.

@28481k nah. Occasionally we do eat fish. But mostly yes.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 5:26 p.m.

@CowbellLHarris nope. It disolves instantly in water.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 4:31 p.m.

@MsIvarsson no it contains mineral oil!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 4:29 p.m.

An ordinary swedish father makes dinner. Ordinary Ninja helps. Vegetarian of course.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:49 p.m.

Must everything a feminist do be feminist? “@mejadesign: is it really feminist to post photos sitting on the toilet?”

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

@mejadesign must everything a feminist do be feminist?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

@swedishgurl just water! It disolves instantly!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:47 p.m.

@JohanssonSten @sirprankmonkey blir du gladare om jag berättar att min man gick på soc när vi förlovade oss?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

@swedishgurl yes. Although stuff that cleans too well should be avoided!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

I use honey for my face. As a wash or mask. Sometimes together with baking soda as a scrub. Better than any commercial product. #nopoo

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:43 p.m.

@tiinajf all different types of glitter!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

@louesejackson not a programmer but not really designer either! Effects, design and lots more.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

@Konvention they are sneaky like that

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:40 p.m.

@DoyonMalin världens bästa ansiktsskrubb!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

... Either i dropped the iphone or the herd turned agaist me.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:38 p.m.

Tweeting from bathtub. If I go silent, there are two possible things that mightve happened.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 3:31 p.m.

Just an ordinary swedish bathroom cabinette. #nopoo

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:50 p.m.

Nah just kidding. I have a migraine. It helps tying something around the head.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:42 p.m.

@ben_turner its ok. I AM an attenion whore. Try to use it for good though.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:41 p.m.

You must stop saying all these smart and nice things. I cant retweet all of you! (no dont stop)

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:41 p.m.

@Dolphinized not an unusual sight! Well not that i hang around airports but you know what i mean!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:40 p.m.

@lauratosney @tisunnatural you just dont follow enough people!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:39 p.m.

Shit, @sweden s followers are fucking amazing. And CLEVER. gives me hope. Makes me happy!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:38 p.m.

@shanda1701 so do i! Fuck the hetero norm!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:38 p.m.

Now its called "post patriarch feminist cunt".

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:37 p.m.

Its funny though this attention whore business. My blog used to be called "confessions of a neurotic attention whore"!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:35 p.m.

My husband makes computer games for a living. He also do it on his free time. (trying to make an iphone zombie one)

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:32 p.m.

@nikideerocks like i said; it comes with expectations.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:31 p.m.

@wworkergates what would you prefer? This is actually what i get payed to do! Lol

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:18 p.m.

i have more in common with a middle class swedish man than a woman from Uganda. @nikideerocks

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:17 p.m.

my genitals (or skin or hair etc) doesnt tell you what kind of person i am or what qualities/interests i have. @nikideerocks

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:16 p.m.

the thing is that INDIVIDUALS are different and unique. It has nothing to do with gender. Or race. Or hair colour. @nikideerocks

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:15 p.m.

canada! The country almost as perfect as sweden! (so ive heard) @leighsaunders70

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:12 p.m.

I think maybe youre confusing genitals/sex with gender/gender roles? The latter is a construction. @nikideerocks

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:11 p.m.

no but just as race or haircolour shouldnt define you, neither should gender. @nikideerocks

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:10 p.m.

@shirleybar it will be a challange and my kids will be affected. Therefor a have a compensatory way.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:09 p.m.

We have doctors, bankers, teachers etc that have tattoos, piercings, dreads, hijabs, etc. #theswedishway

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:08 p.m.

Sure, looks matter in the real world. But this is sweden. People that looks like me (tattoos, piercings) can get a job in most places.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:07 p.m.

@MrsJBV that is true. But i wanna teach my kids better.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:06 p.m.

being a boy or girl comes with rules and expectations. @nikideerocks

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:05 p.m.

@nikideerocks i dont agree. Gender roles robs you of half.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:04 p.m.

@ChrisGurr thats like saying you focus on race when discussing racism.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:02 p.m.

@MrsJBV i dont agree. Sure if its rarely. But it tells the child their looks has importance.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2:01 p.m.

Those of you who wonder about the "i dont tell my kid shes pretty". i comfirm and SEE her i. Lots of other ways. She knows shes fantastic.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2 p.m.

@pockster got lots here! But you can combine and make it less gender specific!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 2 p.m.

@eleni_sson hägersten? Sex minuter söder om centralen. Jag har familjen i pireaus!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

@ChrisGurr thats your opinion. Im making a point. Looks is as relevant as race. If i focus on it it becomes important.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:58 p.m.

A lot of people tells me that me not complimenting my daughters looks will damage just as much. But no one says the same about my son.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

My way of raising enables the child to be either way, regardless of gender. Theres nothing boyish or girlish, both roles are available.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

Although its kind of ok for girls because thats a step up. A boy being like a girl is stepping down because girly stuff are worth less.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

A girl who doesnt wear dresses or pink or play with dolls but rather like to do typical boy things are a tom boy. (= not a "real" girl)

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

A boy who likes pink or dolls and dont want to climb trees or wrestle will be concidered wrong. Girly. Sissy. Gay. (= not a "real" boy)

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

If youre a girl youre supposed to act and dress and look and be a certain way. And if youre a boy you should fulfil the boy role.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:55 p.m.

Stereotypes only allows one role, depending on gender. #genderroles

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:55 p.m.

Gender roles tells my child she has to like certain things or have certain qualities.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:55 p.m.

Most people have expectations and prejudices about boys n girl which influence and affect the way we respond to them.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:54 p.m.

my daughter is the ONLY girl in her group that DOESNT ask "am i pretty?". She is the only one who dont care. @ChrisGurr

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:53 p.m.

@ChrisGurr how? Should i also comment on the color of her skin?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:52 p.m.

@figaropravda and what is a real normbreaker? And why not?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

On my way home. I live about six minutes from the actual city.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:50 p.m.

@Varyaraco i dont like the words at all because they do segregate. Putting gender on qualities or things is weird.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:49 p.m.

@simondaninja jag upptäckte latten. Efter ca fem år i sthlm! (envis nörrlänning)

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:49 p.m.

@vickylicious21 which affects the way we present it to them.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:49 p.m.

@vickylicious21 yes and no. We do encourage girls to study more than we do boys. But we assume girls arent into math and science.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:48 p.m.

@kingedeborg theyre wrong. the risk of sufficating your baby is as big as falling out of your bed when you sleep.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:44 p.m.

Down town done. Sorry I didnt post photos of the scenery.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:32 p.m.

but yes i fulfill the norm in many ways. Im a product of my culture, time and society. @figaropravda

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

@figaropravda because a lot of people nominated me and because im somewhat wellknown.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:30 p.m.

@cilice sometimes. But i kniw it important and that it makes a difference.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

"You will be pretty intelligent, pretty creative, pretty amazing, but you will never be merely “pretty.” #chills

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

"The word pretty is unworthy of everything you will be, and no child of mine will be contained in five letters."

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

"When you approach me, begging, “Mom, will I be pretty?" I will wipe that question from your mouth like cheap lipstick and answer NO!"

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:26 p.m.

If you havent seen this, you must now. Warning: chills and tears inducing. "will i be pretty"

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:23 p.m.

Rather than bombarding your child with messages that. GET THE FOCUS OFF HER LOOKS.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:22 p.m.

Even when we say, "Youre pretty as you are," our minds are still on image, image, image - and we're passing this onto our kids.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:22 p.m.

Just think about that for a moment: what does it tell little girls about themselves if their looks or clothes is the first thing we notice?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:21 p.m.

I dont want to teach her that her looks matter. But if i talk about it it makes her believe it has importance.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:20 p.m.

I never tell Ninja she looks pretty or that her clothes are pretty. I dont compliment her when she has nailpolish or when she wears a dress.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:20 p.m.

My daughter is the prettiest thing i know, BUT, she is far from a princess. Think Shrek. Yes. That awesome.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:18 p.m.

@nenafemme because, regardless of what i want. This is a big thing and the discussion is needed.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

@jmcouceiro to take attention away from my nose! ;-P

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:53 p.m.

@SirPrankmonkey varför är nån annans människas intressen ens värd diskussion? Jag tycker frimärken verkar dötrist.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:52 p.m.

@SirPrankmonkey dåligt ordval kanske. Men varför är det mer ok att titta på dumtv än att intressera sig för seriemördare?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:51 p.m.

@ahrnbom varför tittar man på skräckfilm? Varför säljer tidningar mer när hemska saker händer?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:50 p.m.

Body hair IS feminine. It distinguish us from children. Hair means ive become a woman. @_madmogs_

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:48 p.m.

Only downside with sweden is the cold. But if it was warmer it would implode from its utter perfection. @acatinatree

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:47 p.m.

@The_CheshireKat a little bit. Not so much but pale people will get comments. But rather pale than cancer!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:46 p.m.

@MaxWyattSampson yeah. A little. It made me sad. I also was friends with his close ones and was sad for them.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:45 p.m.

absolutelly!But i think most of us do thing out of habit. Because we're taught. I just call for soul searching."why do i do this?" @Apexare

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

I wanna be able to be me without being told im "unfeminine", nasty, "manly" etc. #hairriot

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:42 p.m.

But when others value me for not following the norm it pisses me off. That stubborn three year old in me sets her foot down and screams NO!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

its up to every man or woman what to do. Shave, dont shave. Wear make up or dont. I dont put any judgments or values in that.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

I dont have to worry about my sweaty smell annoying others on the train. No one will sit next to me. Thats the swedish way. We. Never. Do.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:39 p.m.

@johanwikner oh yes! AVOID EYE CONTACT!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:38 p.m.

if i were to worry about not getting on peoples nervs it would be a fulltime job! @FriederikeHell

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:37 p.m.

Breaking old norms doesnt mean we should create new ones. I didnt stop shaving because i think its wrong to shave.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:35 p.m.

Makeup and such should be fun. When you get to the point that it makes you feel bad to go without, it isnt fun or healthy anymore @Apexare

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:34 p.m.

I guess youre asking if i ever do shallow things like dress up or put on makeup? I do. @Apexare

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:32 p.m.

@GeorgeNahadAziz not much. Unless you like to drink. But we're friendly, progressive and cool.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:32 p.m.

@en_surkova no. Just a mum whos err creative. Heh.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:31 p.m.

@FriederikeHell not because im a selfish ass (well...) i have some issues. I dont get undressed infront of strangers. (thegym) cant do it.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

@FriederikeHell you would probably not notice. Believe it or not, after i cool down i dont smell. But hey, dont really care. ;-)

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:29 p.m.

@foddpaenmandag japp. Jag får betalt för att blogga. Men även för krönikor och debattartiklar emellanåt.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

@SirPrankmonkey dt är väl bra mycket mer intressant att brevväxla med seriemördare än att glo på dumtv eller gå på ishockeymatch?

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:17 p.m.

“@LSELT: Who needs the king and queen to represent us when we have this weeks @Sweden? Bättre rep. kan jag inte tänka mig!"

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

you know what? I actually HATE instagram. But the photoshop app sucked. I like making art. Im an artist. @israelubeda

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:14 p.m.

Enjoying myself. My friend Anna wants me to introduce the word "finch". Which is fika + lunch.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 12:05 p.m.

Yeah you know what this is. Holy sacrament. #fika

@sweden March 20, 2012, 11:11 a.m.

Sometimes Im asked why I dont shave. The answer is obvious. For the same reason that I dont put a bucket on my head or paint my toes blue.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 11:11 a.m.

Warning: unshaven SWEATY feminist walking. Probably smells.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

Ill be suffering now. See you in an hour.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:53 a.m.

@cataclysmicha we sleep naked. Sex we do elsewhere. Unless theyre babies.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:52 a.m.

And you all know what this is.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:52 a.m.

Stopping at 7/11 for a milk carton. Why? Better than water when working out! Im about to be whipped.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:39 a.m.

Cosleeping do promote and build attachment though so if youre a parent that is away from home a lot, start sleeping with your kids!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:37 a.m.

@macahpla a little bit of both. Theres a lot of research that has been made on the subject.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:36 a.m.

I will however not be sad when they do get the hell outta my bed.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:34 a.m.

Besides adults cosleep. Imagine the look on husbands face if i told him it was time to start sleeping in his own bed!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:34 a.m.

And dont worry. Never heard of adults who still wanna sleep with their mum.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:33 a.m.

How long will we cosleep you ask? For as long as the kids want. I believe an abundance of closeness build independent kids.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:31 a.m.

So night was as good as to be expected from someone who cosleeps with kids.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:24 a.m.

@bill_zen_master i know! I am greek. My family is is pireaus. Kali mera elladha!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:23 a.m.

@ireland as good as expected when you cosleep with kids!

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:22 a.m.

im telling ya. Bathroom floor wildlife is common here in sweden. “@ingenoen: @sweden gomorron!”

@sweden March 20, 2012, 9:20 a.m.

My wittyness starts slow in mornings. Now: on the commute train going down town. Work out and lunch. Maybe fika.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 8:59 a.m.

@MaxWyattSampson no sk's worth mentioning in Sweden.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 8:58 a.m.

@MaxWyattSampson just life. Thoughts. Behind the crimes theyre humans with human qualities. Most dont like talking about their crimes.

@sweden March 20, 2012, 8:53 a.m.

Of course its snowing. Thats sweden for ya.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:42 p.m.

@MaxWyattSampson preference: sadists. Fiction is good when its movies. But i prefer true crime. (books)

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:35 p.m.

@MaxWyattSampson i started writing twelve years ago. To see if i would get an answer. I did.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:34 p.m.

@MaxWyattSampson serial. No interest in mass. Dunno when it started. Childhood i guess. Reading about jack and manson. (latter not an sk)

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:28 p.m.

@Drew_Bowie @skullstuffing stupd one yet many believe it. Men cant care about womens right. They must be in it for sex. Bla bla.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:27 p.m.

i doubt my opinion differs. But my interest might. I enjoy reading about them. Also have a few pen pals on death row. @MaxWyattSampson

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:11 p.m.

Me and the short one is saying G'night!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:10 p.m.

My first day is at its end. This was a lot of fun! Great followers, great challenge. Tomorrow Ill show you my favorite part of stockholm.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:05 p.m.

@etellurian herr nilsson / mr. Nilsson

@sweden March 19, 2012, 8:31 p.m.

@andrewlevine i meant original tv version.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 8:24 p.m.

Before bedtime the kids want their daily fix of Pippi Longstocking. The original version of course.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 8:13 p.m.

@silencewedge more where that came from!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 8:02 p.m.

@dailydag its too soon to say! In that age you just wanna fit in.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

Reminds me of the time he said “that guy in the coat” about david bowie.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

No Im not gonna divorce him. I will however remind and bully him about it regularly for the rest of his life.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 7:49 p.m.

Im married to a younger man. A lot younger apparently because the other day when I was playing Maiden he asked “who are you listening to?”

@sweden March 19, 2012, 7:14 p.m.

Fuck pancakes! We're eating indian!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 7:04 p.m.

Husband is home. Btw, did I mention I married Chewbacca?

@sweden March 19, 2012, 7:01 p.m.

br you also have to be active. I work compensatory, trying to compensate and counteract the expecations from others. #genderroles @dailydag

@sweden March 19, 2012, 6:58 p.m.

@dailydag why failed? If you gave your kid all the opportunities they were more free than others.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

My usual handle is @ladydahmer and i tweet in swedish. (a lot of you have asked)

@sweden March 19, 2012, 6:41 p.m.

The best thing about having saggy tits is that you have somewhere to put your iphone.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 6:17 p.m.

And on top of all my husband just called and told me he is bringing home indian food! Tikka butter masala. HURRAH!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

Yeah. This is how it goes. Swedish pancakes are thin.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 6:07 p.m.

Lots of butter is mandatory. Dont try to be "healthy" and go light. Pancakes are not healthy anyway no matter what.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 5:18 p.m.

@MarcusNordberg @squeeee nja. Jag vill snarar att pojkar ska få chansen att upptäcka det de verkligen vill göra utan påtryckning utifrån.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 5:17 p.m.

@MarcusNordberg haha knappast. Svenska män är bäst. Jag älskar dem.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 5:15 p.m.

3 eggs. Half a liter of milk. One dash of cream, one dash of water. 3 decilitres of flour.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 5:03 p.m.

Kids are playing in their KIDS room. (not boy/girl/princess/batman room) I'm gonna make pancakes. Just for you!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 4:34 p.m.

@kzelnio you get it just like everyone else.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 4:33 p.m.

my question is why people feel the need to tell me their sexual preferences. I prefer big dicks but i dont tell random men that. @Apexare

@sweden March 19, 2012, 4:10 p.m.

i dont get mad at people for not liking body hair. I get man at people trying to tell me what to do with my body. @Apexare

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:38 p.m.

And now swedens holy sacrament; coffee

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:34 p.m.

@aJimHolmes yup. Not fire. But hire for a certain period.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:32 p.m.

@blikkie nah thats the right wing liberals opinion

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:28 p.m.

@ladyhank959 per child. And everyone gets it. How much depends on your salary. If unemployed you get minimum.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:27 p.m.

@chrismada9 as well as expected when its windy and cold!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:26 p.m.

@Gwen1854 aw! Its great fun for them.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:26 p.m.

When all the shits have been made. We can leave.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:25 p.m.

We have five weeks paid vacation a year and 365 days of paid sick leave. ( in a row) @Liedertafel_pdx no

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:20 p.m.

In sweden we get 480 days of payed parental leave. 60 days each are ear marked for mum n dad. then split the rest as we want. #goodthings

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:17 p.m.

My kid started daycare at the age of three. She loves it.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:15 p.m.

Aw crap. So the kid finally got all the clothes on. "have to poop!" she says.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:12 p.m.

Vincent. Ninjas cousin and best friend.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:07 p.m.

@JHeaton416 yeah i heard. Crazy shit.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 3:04 p.m.

The child does not want to go home.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:57 p.m.

Ninjas daycare is in the woods.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

On my way. Shoes: traditional Sami beak boots.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:44 p.m.

@ryanjohnkoch exactly. Do what you want!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:43 p.m.

The panic you feel when you're late to pick up your kid at daycare and you need to take a shit before you leave. Crap. (pun intended)

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:23 p.m.

@johntweetor occassionally. And then there will be hours in between.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:22 p.m.

@FizaIsa thats insane. Dont get me started on my own dad.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:21 p.m.

@wennborg @vassaste_kniven för att vara rättvis så hade de ingen aning om var jag bor. Berättade det imorse.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:19 p.m.

@mtsw definitelly connected! I might talk about that; why men commit these crimes at a higher rate. Hint; NOT biological.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:18 p.m.

We're all products of our society, men and women.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:17 p.m.

Hey all men, dont worry about the rabid-ness i got going on. Just wait until i get started on the confinement of the male gender role!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:16 p.m.

Do you have to fight some weird urge in the morning NOT to wax your legs? #hairriot

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:16 p.m.

NOT shaving and NOT using makeup is not a struggle. I dont have to "try hard" not to do all those things. Its not an effort. #hairriot

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:15 p.m.

The idea that shaving is something you activly have to stop. Im not trying to not shave I couldnt be more passiv.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:13 p.m.

This whole idea that being a woman requires you to change your looks and body. No, i didnt stop shaving because i want to be a man.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:11 p.m.

Women dont become angry because theyre ugly. We become angry because we're treated like second rate citisens.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:10 p.m.

One thing that irks me is the prejudice that all feminists are just ugly women who cant get a man. And therefor is for womens rights. Eh.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:09 p.m.

I enjoy discussing politics, serial murder, gender roles, breastfeeding and everything in between. I have an opinion about everything.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:08 p.m.

Im an arrogant know-it-all. (No, but I really do know it all) I'm slightly fat, happily married and a mother of two brats.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 2:07 p.m.

I'm Lady Dahmer. I'm from the worlds best country; Sweden.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

@heatherwgaona @heathergracious and that would be my kind of parening!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 1:22 p.m.

@schalkburger depends on the quantity of beer ive had

@sweden March 19, 2012, 1:21 p.m.

its like those people who argue that its cleaner to be circumsized. Ok. How about taking a shower once in a while instead? @MissTovah

@sweden March 19, 2012, 1:19 p.m.

No I'm not posting any pictures of my genital hair. No need to panic or unfollow.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 1:18 p.m.

"Bacteria and dirt gets stuck in the hair!" No shit sherlock?! That's the fucking point.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

A comment in my blog: "genital hair is not hygienic! Shave!" I'm always fascinated by men who gives me advice how to care for my vagina.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:55 a.m.

@immellda its from an old folks tale.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:44 a.m.

@Vassaste_Kniven hörrö! Jag ä från nörrland. Typ. Hudiksvall. (hälsingland) men bor i sthlm nu.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:41 a.m.

Now: pee pee time and a nap.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:41 a.m.

I might take a picture of my armpit later. Just to fulfill the stereotype. And because its fun.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:36 a.m.

@kchannel9 swedish book. However the name originates from a scottish folktale

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:34 a.m.

@ElroyK its actually "Tam Lin" or "Tom Lin". Doesnt mean anything that i know of.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:33 a.m.

@tylikcat i used to do karate. Two years. A long time ago. Its great!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:32 a.m.

its ok to shave and wear makeup, (regardless of gender) but when it becomes a "must" in order to feel good somethings off. @cataclysmicha

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:31 a.m.

i also dont shave. I dont want my kids growng up thinking you have to adjust your body to be accepted. @cataclysmicha

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:30 a.m.

I dont wear make-up except rarely. I dont wanna create NEW norms but i want to question the old ones @cataclysmicha

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:28 a.m.

@tylikcat yeah we have some of that here too

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:28 a.m.

@moisesjules i would love to live there even if it wasn for all your huge bugs! No havent been there but have one friend there

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:27 a.m.

Tamlin is actually a scottish name. I read it in a book when i was 13 and decided then to name my kid just that.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:26 a.m.

my kids names are Ninja (the big one) and Tamlin (the short one) @genkitten

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:25 a.m.

@heathergracious true! And boys get encouraged to take more risks and as adults top the statistics of injuries n acccidents

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:23 a.m.

@tylikcat its getting worse and worse which is strange seeng as we are pretty aware here.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:22 a.m.

@ben_turner im not a nationalist. I just love my country.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:21 a.m.

Kids shouldnt have to worry about being cute.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:21 a.m.

I try to dress them in a way that doesnt generate focus on their looks. I want them to be oblivious to vanity for as long as possible.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:20 a.m.

Think about how that affects them. I do. A lot.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:19 a.m.

I notice a huge difference how my kids gets treated depending on the clothes they were. If theyre pink or cute they get a lot of compliments

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:16 a.m.

I try to raise them free from gender specific expectations. ("girls are this, boys are that") I want them to be just KIDS. Not genders.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:15 a.m.

Might as well show the brats. Theyre gender neutral. They have no genitals. Nah just kidding. Common misconception.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:10 a.m.

And lets not forget Gunnar. A real Swedish Housecat. Just perfectly inbred and perfectly overweight.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:08 a.m.

An ordinary swedish kitchen. If your a family with kids and lazy parents.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:06 a.m.

@necktergalen @kakancookiejar you dont have to be. But being aware of injustices and limitations makes one angry generally.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:05 a.m.

agreed. In sweden its almost seen as racist and shameful to love your country. I think thats crazy. @joho68 @ben_turner

@sweden March 19, 2012, 11:03 a.m.

An ordinary swedish bathroom floor.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:44 a.m.

@aptronym #kvällsöppet. Its on tonight.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:43 a.m.

@_stubbzy mine too! But i try to be eh sophisticated about it. Provoce to raise new thoughts.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:42 a.m.

@aptronym one of our program actually trends worldwide on twitter. Its crazy! But fun!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:41 a.m.

i have been told to get over myself a lot of times but im afraid im an impossible cause. @ben_turner

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:41 a.m.

@juliguli a huge down side. Makes me suicidal every year.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:40 a.m.

i dont use shampoo. Or soap. I "no poo". @MWhalan

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:39 a.m.

@aptronym haha same here! Lots of debate programs.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:37 a.m.

Im a true patriot though. I view sweden through pink coloured glasses. Its the best country ever.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:36 a.m.

@aptronym haha! Im afraid! Nah, i think people like getting angry.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:30 a.m.

Ill try to answer all of you but dont get too miffed if i dont. Nothing personal. Lots to do IRL.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:28 a.m.

Dont like me too much!! I piss people off a lot from time to time too.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

@ireland it is! I wish i could HEAR you. Irish is So beautiful.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:26 a.m.

@Leonardonimo double. Paradise and laid back. But also violent and poor. Read a lot about the cartell and women being killed by the dozen.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:25 a.m.

@judycopywriter @thegoodbuck I'm, like a true swede, a real coffee nazi. Espresso and loads of milk. Topped with cardamom and cinnamon.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:22 a.m.

@fishd I'm in stockholm. I'm actually half greek. Fathers side.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:21 a.m.

@mr_spoon havenr had breakfast yet! Will eat eggs. I'm low carb'ing.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:14 a.m.

I'll probably tweet a lot about ideals and norms of our society, gender roles, parenting, feminism and maybe a little rocknroll.

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:11 a.m.

I admit im a bit nervous. Ill start a bit ehh lighter and work my way up to my usual self. Any questions?

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

I also like to come with a little warning. I'm crude, boisterous and vulgar. But totaly lovable. You'll love me in no time!

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:07 a.m.

> ... once in a while but not very often. This is more accurate:

@sweden March 19, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

For those who don't know me. I look like this... >

@sweden March 19, 2012, 9:52 a.m.

My name is Natashja AKA Lady Dahmer and i'll be your host for a week. You will enjoy. Other weeks I'm @ladydahmer