Staffan Melin

Staffan Melin

was @sweden 2013-01-14 to 2013-01-20

30 year old guy running three companies by day, and sometimes also by night. I occasionally sleep too.

Three years ago I started a small specialist firm called Require, together with a former colleague. We focus on helping companies making their Requirements Management process more streamlined and effective. For people in Sweden interested in Requirements Management (one day you all will be, hopefully) we also run and

I also write music for computer games (and some films). So to all parents, yes I am the guy responsible for all the noise coming from your livingroom. No need to thank me though. The look in your eyes as you stare at the ceiling, sleepless after hearing the same loop over and over again on a saturday is enough for me.

The best review I've ever received was "this sounds like it was written by Satan's own lift music composer". I don't know whether or not there are lifts in hell, but it sounds like a lucrative market and I plan to check it out.

I live by myself in an apartment in central Stockholm. No kids, no pets, no cigarettes. Apart from work I'm doing some hobby dj-ing, playing various instruments and write all these awesome hit songs you've never heard of and never will. My tweets are mostly nonsense, though I try to include a subtle serious touch to it. I'm not even close to as pretentious as that sounded, I promise.

When not tweeting here you'll find me at @gummidjuret.

Staffan Melin's Feed

@sweden Jan. 20, 2013, 12:13 a.m.

@I_am_Antartica @peopleofcanada you know there are no penguins at Antarctica, right?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 10:51 p.m.

@thedharmablues duuuuu du duuu du du (I'm not a great singer but I'm sure you get the idea)

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 10:50 p.m.

@indamixbwfc dead penguins are the new Berlin.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 10:49 p.m.

@Brastal I keep mine in the freezer! Him, and ice cream. Great mix

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 10:43 p.m.

You're being quiet tonight. Just like my dead penguin.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:36 p.m.

@TheChaiGate it's not instagram it's just a food pic.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 8:39 p.m.

For you instagram crazy people this is tonights entree. Ceviche on salmon.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 8:16 p.m.

This is the former foreign minister of the former yugoslavian republic of Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 7:16 p.m.

@RunningBecky you guys should totally hang out.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 7:15 p.m.

You know you're lonely when you find out your imaginary girlfriend has signed up on a dating site.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 7:06 p.m.

@RMJourno Don't tell anyone how white I am.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 7:05 p.m.

@richardsweeney I enjoy carrying you guys around in my pocket all the time.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 7:05 p.m.

@PagliKahiKiii @preetidhingra haha I really need to go to India one day it seems.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 7 p.m.

.@RMJourno when chatting on the Internet, here's a tip / on Freudian ice it is easy to slip.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:51 p.m.

@lindsaycasey @kevinharding Maybe @peopleofcanada knows, because this is VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION!

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:46 p.m.

OK THAT WAS BAD. But in my defense, did you know that there’s a goat collecting rare coins in Canada?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:46 p.m.

So yes I work with writing music. Most of it sounds really depressing, just because I love minors so much.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:45 p.m.

@fooduileihpos You can never please everyone. And thanks, loving the support.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:43 p.m.

@dressmeindark Ska aldrig lämna kontot.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:10 p.m.

I had nothing to do one day, so I did this: (I know I know, my mom says I'm special).

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:10 p.m.

For all you Swedish followers, do you remember this little awesome dude:

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

@Ciarale I will make a few calls and there will be no more IKEA. Happy? Also, thanks. But it's not really over just yet!

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:49 p.m.

@Imagine_EcL It's not over yet though. One more day!

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:48 p.m.

@TheChaiGate It's not over yet though, we still have like 30 more hours together!

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:43 p.m.

@janecakemaster My mom actually lives in flogsta.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:41 p.m.

I just realised tomorrow is my last day here. I'm going to miss each and everyone of you 68000 followers. Even the dudes with pretty hats.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:39 p.m.

@hejchris I will do no such thing. All my drawings are intricate pieces of art and can not be forced.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:36 p.m.

@hejchris This is outrageous and I refuse to reply.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:35 p.m.

@Nestor076 Unfortunately I believe you.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:22 p.m.

@DuckFupper Maybe you should sign up for one of them tomorrow then.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:13 p.m.

6th drawing "art immature". This time it's slussen, our oldest subway station.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:11 p.m.

@vindicee Sure why not. Will update.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 5:09 p.m.

@Mitguy01 Do: No idea. See: View of sthlm from Fjällgatan. Drink: Gondolen (for coctails) or Ljunggrens (for beer). Party: Vardagsrummet?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 4:58 p.m.

So, saturday night. What's the plan for the evening people? I'm going to a dinner and then I will be out stalking you again.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 4:06 p.m.

Did you know btw that I snooze much like overweight people eat. I don't have to snooze one more time but I still do it.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 3:54 p.m.

@P_Jennerholm @Toernis @fouadyoucefi I'll let you guys fight to the death about this.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

Can you call it multitasking if you're good at fucking up a lot of things simultaneously?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 3:44 p.m.

@sbartelt you just mix it with water and drink.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 3:04 p.m.

@JerseyImperator please tell me you're serious?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 2:56 p.m.

I guess if your hamster is really into space and stuff, this would make it really happy.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 2:44 p.m.

@emmajacquline Impressed? let me hear it first.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

it's @Gummidjuret “@TKristenParker: @sweden What is your twitter name again? This could help me learn Swedish! Whooot!”

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 2:32 p.m.

@TKristenParker there are translate buttons in most apps. Also I will tweet in English at @weweresweden

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 2:26 p.m.

@TKristenParker I'll be the best tour guide ever.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 1:48 p.m.

USA you always censor nudity, but still fight for your right to bare arms. Please dress your guns you hypocrites.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 1:33 p.m.

@ElenaColette I'll be greeting you with balloons and cake when you arrive!

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 1:13 p.m.

This is a floor. Please RT this important piece of Swedish craftwork.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 12:36 p.m.

Gröna Lund. Theme park. Doesn't seem to be open so no ice cream or roller coaster today.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 11:59 a.m.

The things you see in the picture are called cars. Some of you might have heard of them.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 11:56 a.m.

My street. As you can see its nice and warm outside today. Don't mind the white noise.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 11:51 a.m.

Ok so I'm Taking you guys out on a tour guide now. Will update with photos and super important info about Sthlm.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 11:42 a.m.

@TheBeanSupreme i can be an awesome tour guide.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:53 a.m.

@caroleino lots of people do. Just checking.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:51 a.m.

@caroleino Is that you on that avatar?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:48 a.m.

I still don't know what I did wrong.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:47 a.m.

@ayodejirotinwa thanks! What is going on in your avatar?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:25 a.m.

@polygluttony covered in ham!! Instant breakfast.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:23 a.m.

@naz__k there's no such thing as too drunk.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:23 a.m.

@Waagella haha sounds like a plan.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:22 a.m.

@jackifus wait, you legalise weed but not ferrets?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:21 a.m.

@hindihanna wait, YOU didn't talk to your boyfriend? And then complained? :)

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9:19 a.m.

@themoshima this sounds too good to be true.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9 a.m.

totally agree “@naz__k: @sweden WwwawawqwWwqwQwQQQy”

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 9 a.m.

@Waagella see this I can live with!

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 8:59 a.m.

So whats your stories from last night? Anyone saw a hippo? Or met a ferret? Tell me!

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 8:58 a.m.

Good morning! 9am and not quite as fresh as I was a few hours ago. Didn't really report well last night. Will do tonight instead.

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 2:01 a.m.

@PeopleOfCanada you tell me, you seem more creative/sober

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 1:56 a.m.

@PeopleOfCanada I'm drunk, whats the Competition?

@sweden Jan. 19, 2013, 1:44 a.m.

Sooooooo Its 2am and we're losing it. What is happening?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 11:29 p.m.

Getting drunk under a lamp. Like a turtle.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 11:22 p.m.

@bambinaforte we were supposed to meet up!!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:48 p.m.

You're being quiet. Keep me company as I travel towards drunkness.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:31 p.m.

Johan mörtberg is sweden's most famous actor. Have you seen his films and if so, do you like them?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:19 p.m.

@alisonosullivan I'll come to London on st Patricks

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 9:24 p.m.

At mailmen. Who wants to join? No I'm not in the pic

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:05 p.m.

@LynsieLee You never know, been planning a west coast road trip for a while.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:03 p.m.

@LynsieLee by the power of internet and alcohol. Is Portland worth a visit?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:01 p.m.

Ok, so no more work, it's 8pm and I'm going out for drinks. From here it's all downhill. Enjoy the ride.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:01 p.m.

@wallydedilbert Thanks, I do appreciate it.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:01 p.m.

@LynsieLee Would be awesome, but I'm going in early march.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:57 p.m.

.@Caspita_1989 See this is a lie! Loads of girl from india/usa/canada that I've been tweeting with looks absolutely gorgeous.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

@LynsieLee well, where in thailand? kho pha ngan? That's where the party is.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:54 p.m.

@kmarwaha89 No! One each day, and on sunday I'll send them to followers.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:53 p.m.

@LynsieLee I sure have, several times.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:51 p.m.

Yeah, I'm feeling creative tonight!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:50 p.m.

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 more spots in my 100 people membership club for guys with girl problems.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:45 p.m.

.@TehGoldenRule Judging by your avatar, you're overreacting in great measures (get it?)

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:44 p.m.

@dressmeindark sleeping with a sibbling?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

@sarahrodeo you are more pro aggressive? right? right? HELLO? ANYONE?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:40 p.m.

See it's already going in the wrong direction. I blame alcohol. And polar bears.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:39 p.m.

So I'm going to marry this Facebook page, whether you like it or not.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:32 p.m.

@iSweedie This is useful information.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:32 p.m.

@ronroninabox HE'S FROM THE NORTH SIDE!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:24 p.m.

.@P_Steger They should have named him Kim Jong Still

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:21 p.m.

MORE LIKE KIM JONG UNCOOL ÄM I RITE? (please don't use nuclear weapons now)

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:20 p.m.

@missjayofcee Classic is my middle name.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:16 p.m.

@Caspita_1989 That's like saying "what flavour would you like your worms to be.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:10 p.m.

@Thisisorebro No but I have an awesome robot.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:10 p.m.

So, in like an hour we will start the TUI - tweeting under influence. This will be good for Sweden's reputation.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:08 p.m.

@Thisisorebro This is true. You should do what I say.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7 p.m.

@ohitsanny I don't reveal my tricks.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:59 p.m.

@JudithFlanders I wish I could marry you all!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:59 p.m.

@ohitsanny Perfect, it's easier to stalk people in the dark.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:56 p.m.

@Ciarale I will, in march. Will be there for st patrick's day.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:52 p.m.

@Ciarale "it's a good job my week is up"?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:50 p.m.

@mr_hansson But i'm not tweeting for that account yet SO WE ARE ALL GOOD!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:43 p.m.

It's all sex, drugs and YES MOM I WILL CLEAN MY ROOM.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:41 p.m.

@PagliKahiKiii @preetidhingra So I suddenly have an indian fan club? I love it!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:41 p.m.

@CBo_CHI There are lots depending on the mood. I like F12, story hotel, bars at södermalm, gondolen, vardagsrummet and many more.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:37 p.m.

So are we going out tonight? What about the Stockholm followers? And the rest of course, but I can't really stalk you.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:37 p.m.

@PagliKahiKiii absolutely awesome. Will definitely do it again.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:33 p.m.

@PagliKahiKiii Well I'm the CEO, what are they going to do?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:32 p.m.

@TheChaiGate It was primarily for that kid, but sure.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:15 p.m.

@justinhj This should be a famous quote.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:12 p.m.

Looking like a tool before doing some skydiving.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:11 p.m.

@misirka You think you would get AN OFFICE?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:08 p.m.

@dalahorsey Yes, I will now move to either Örebro or India.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:06 p.m.

@DaftLoser Sure, personal at @gummidjuret and together with excurators at @weweresweden

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:06 p.m.

@lucho870601 Yes, just like "Everything's better with dinosaurs (tm)"

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:05 p.m.

@Perky_Nana @tararobertson Ok now this is hilarious. I'll just sit back with my popcorn and let you get to it.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:04 p.m.

@dalahorsey I should put that in my profile. Pro tip! It seems I'm down with the east asian ladies. A bit too far for me though.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:02 p.m.

@geetiga Thanks! "Not so boring" is a great compliment.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6:01 p.m.

@InShorts Thanks mate. I do appreciate it.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 6 p.m.

@CassidyKingston I thought you were a writer?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:59 p.m.

@menDiaNi Sure, but we do live like a million miles apart.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:57 p.m.

Hi is this a dating site? I like sunsets and puppies. And "what women wants".

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:56 p.m.

@clamhead Thanks, lovin the support.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:55 p.m.

Glad you shared instead of just unfollowing. Enjoy your pink hair! RT @tararobertson: unfollowing @sweden. this guy is a jerk.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:54 p.m.

@PFQMUSIC Never seen it. Will try.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:53 p.m.

If you need a job I can hire you. I run 3 companies RT @hetSkipke: @sweden get a job. You're not funny enough. #sorryifyoudohaveajob #cunt

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:51 p.m.

@menDiaNi Nope, I'm single and looking.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:48 p.m.

This is me in 3d glasses. Sorry about the background hiss.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:47 p.m.

Since it's friday and I've been abusing this account for too long, I will post a few pictures to "show you Sweden and my life".

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:38 p.m.


@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:35 p.m.

@IanAppleby Apparently it's popular among students.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:32 p.m.

OK I'm drinking Heineken. Why? Because I'm at the office and that was the only thing that was cold.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:32 p.m.

@menDiaNi You most certainly can!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

@kareldeprez The only thing that was left at the office.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

So here I am alone at the office, drinking with you guys.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:25 p.m.

@newlinus You get my vote for the "awesome support" award.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:24 p.m.

@KTtheVIKING This is what most people think.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:23 p.m.

@emmajacquline You are far too kind, I'll buy you a drink when I come to london on st patrick's!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:12 p.m.

HAHA someone just told me there's this thing called "going out" and that's just stupid, how do they get passed the locked basement door?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:10 p.m.

.@oschillbach personal: @gummidjuret, I also tweet together with some awesome ex-curators at @weweresweden (new account)

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:06 p.m.

@zarasufian You totally lost me at "Maybe"

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:05 p.m.


@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

@jmood88 Hey the joke was killin! Everybody there loved it.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:03 p.m.

@weweresweden @sarahrodeo @gummidjuret No i'll be tweeting IN English, but yes, the rest is true.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:02 p.m.

@svenskordlista At least I had a banana in my pants.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:01 p.m.

@TheLocalSweden Thanks man, glad you appreciate it.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5:01 p.m.

@sarahrodeo Love you too! I will never leave (you'll find me at @gummidjuret and @weweresweden)

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 5 p.m.

@redrobbery @thefoxjumps He just wants to make out how much I owe him..

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:56 p.m.

@sesquiotic I've invited you and your kids? Nooooo

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:56 p.m.

Maybe they didn't get the invitations.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:55 p.m.

Once there was a party in my pants, but no one came.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:55 p.m.

@syawal Traffic summon? You mean like congestion charge?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:55 p.m.

@LynsieLee haha fine! Don't know who he is. Thanks then, I guess.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:52 p.m.

Guys I'm really not that lonely, it's just my imaginary friends are out tonight and forgot to tell me about it.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:49 p.m.

You know when you're at a party and tell this awesome joke, but no one is laughing, because it isn't really a party and you're home. Alone.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

@MarxCrim You should totally Call Gary.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4:16 p.m.

If its just a minor crime, we usually send the Swedish Miniature Police Cops Force (tm)

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 4 p.m.

@jannevh See, this makes it completely possible for me to stalk you.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:56 p.m.

@Partayam Dude, I was amazed when she turned out to be Jenny from the new kids on the block.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:54 p.m.

@bambinaforte Good plan. Let me know when and where and I might be there (friday poem).

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:52 p.m.

@dalahorsey The only way to do it. What's up in Örebro tonight (might actually come there next weekend, prepare the troops).

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

@raaaachel_g See how easy that was? Let me know when you arrive.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:46 p.m.

@raaaachel_g @themjm He can, because he's more available than 7/11.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:45 p.m.

@joseloleal Dear Luis, you will still always be in my heart (or basement) @imycomic

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:44 p.m.

@MrCoryMurphy When I play cards with myself I feel like a loser. But then suddenly, I win the game and feel like an awesome winner again.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:44 p.m.

@themjm Feeling the support mate! thanks.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:40 p.m.

Yes, I went there.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:40 p.m.

After the leak of the famous tape "A night in Paris", here's the new hot tape from Hollywod - "Just in Bieber".

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:24 p.m.

@TheChaiGate Have I ever lied to you?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:24 p.m.

@MrCoryMurphy My favorite game, except for hiding in my basement waiting for the weekend to pass.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:21 p.m.

@hejchris Sure! Will you provide spirits?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:21 p.m.

@Adelheid1927 The whole purpose of stalking is you won't see me.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:19 p.m.

@ArohaG This is a good thing and you should be proud and happy!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:13 p.m.

@imycomic But friday is preyday!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:12 p.m.

@chilldivine Will do. See you in a few hours.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:12 p.m.

@powerlapp Make sure to bring "gäris"

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:10 p.m.

@thefoxjumps I don't know who that is, but our little nerdy group is already full.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:09 p.m.

So what are the plans for tonight people? Tell me and I will stalk you, wherever you are.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:05 p.m.

@PennyStrand Thanks Penny, I will buy you a pint when I come to London on St Patrick's day.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 3:01 p.m.

@abhic4ever He's been ill for over a year now. Too bad.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:56 p.m.

My fifth drawing "art immature". This time it's the Nobel Museum.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:53 p.m.

@RoadblockT Can we get more followers than that @peopleofcanada account?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:48 p.m.

@leiftheviking Awesome mate! Feeling the support!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:45 p.m.

@zarasufian Hey! I am feeling the love!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:42 p.m.

I will still be here for the rest of the week though, and let the others take care of the rest until then.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:35 p.m.

So maybe it's time for another drawing. After all it's friday afternoon!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:25 p.m.

@menDiaNi Those were your words, not mine :)

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:19 p.m.

So from now on you can follow us on @weweresweden

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:19 p.m.

The result? We just formed a joint twitter account in English. Will be me (@gummidjuret) and @hejsonja @blodkorv and @transfrans.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:19 p.m.

Swedes are great listeners. We've heard you like some of the old curators, and would like to see more tweets from them in English.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 2:11 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada @Toernis @vinitapersaud Careful though, she will not follow you back.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 1:51 p.m.

Remember this weekend guys - Love yourselves, so that I don't have to.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 1:37 p.m.

@JanJoostBouwman Thanks mate, almost forgot to paint one today.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 1:36 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Wow what an intimate moment that must've been for the 10000 of you.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 1:21 p.m.

@abhic4ever Sweden - Bringing followers to @peopleofcanada since 1945.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 1:08 p.m.


@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 1:01 p.m.

@kareldeprez I'd stay clear of that woman if I were you/a dagger/a rope.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 1 p.m.

@DanielEmilson Maybe. Did you know wednesday in Swedish is ONSdag?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:57 p.m.

It was a long time ago though, so the music isn't really great.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:57 p.m.

FUN FACT: I actually composed the music to the pc version of Cluedo - Clue Classic

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:47 p.m.

What else did Mrs white "do it with"? I'd be afraid to touch anything in that house.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:46 p.m.

One thing I've been thinking about is what's going on in the Cluedo house? I mean Mrs White did it with the dagger in the dining room?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:37 p.m.

@NarcoDreamer Nevermind. Thanks though.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:37 p.m.

@NarcoDreamer Just wanted it to resemble that expression.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:34 p.m.

@NarcoDreamer I wanted it to be more like Don't put off till tomorrow....

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:31 p.m.

@NarcoDreamer you always regret it. I'm more interested to stay clear of the ones I can't stand.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:28 p.m.

@tjspragg Will be posted on @gummidjuret in an hour or so.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:27 p.m.

Don't sleep with tonight, what you can not stand tomorrow.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:27 p.m.

I have this tweet every friday on my personal account. It doesn't translate too well to English, but I'll try.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:25 p.m.

@Cassemalin Haha I wish. There's nothing casual about friday.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:24 p.m.

@JAKonVacay Thanks for the support mate!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 12:22 p.m.

@willozap Lebanese buffet. Was awesome.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 11:21 a.m.

I'm off for an early friday lunch! See you in an hour.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 11:09 a.m.

.@SlingTrebuchet They say if you put a 1000 monkeys behind a 1000 typewriters and keep them there, you'll probably go to jail.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 11:04 a.m.

@preetidhingra He is right here waiting for you.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:49 a.m.

@N_Standingford Did you know that ferrets, just like humans, don't know a single word when they're born?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:25 a.m.

@cdutson The government of Sweden supports this theory.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:24 a.m.

@Ollindberg @peopleofcanada Though sometimes I feel I've had it up to here *points at waist* with midgets.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:23 a.m.

@PeopleOfCanada How does this apply to Sweden? Loving the midgets, it's not that. Loving all the small things.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:19 a.m.

@AssnTildis I'm only stupid when I drink. Or don't drink.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:18 a.m.

@weeddude Not like asian proportions popular, but yes it is.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 10:16 a.m.

Even after 10 years of drinking, alcohol still makes me think I know the lyrics to every single song ever written.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 9:44 a.m.

@layerofrock Mister @blodkorv, we should start a joint twitter account together with @transfrans and @hejsonja.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:17 a.m.

Ok gotta go to a staff meeting. See you in an hour.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:16 a.m.

@RegNom Haha I know, but it's easy to miss I guess. Probably had the question 10-15 times, but I've also written like 1500 tweets this week.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:14 a.m.

@Mellanraderna Or at least when sleeping at work?

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:12 a.m.

Popular picture today: t.gif

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:11 a.m.

@kalisahagen Haha we don't, we use tgif as well.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 8:10 a.m.

It's @gummidjuret RT @Kochakik: @sweden I wanna follow you when you will finish representing Sweden... Give me your personal account's link

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:56 a.m.

You know when you dream about being at work? And then you wake up. And goes to work.

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:41 a.m.

@leomaersk yes. We still have the whole weekend though!

@sweden Jan. 18, 2013, 7:28 a.m.

Good morning and other various lies. It's Friday!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 11:48 p.m.

@I_adik loved your story mate!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 11:42 p.m.

I'd like to reply to all of you but that will be impossible. Great stories though! I'm absolutely lovin it!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 11:38 p.m.

@Classicus I can look after your kids at night. It's ok if you're home, I can be really quiet.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 11:35 p.m.

Wow! A 100 goodnight stories in little under 3 minutes. Now I'll have to stay up all night reading them. Not exactly the effect I wanted.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 11:21 p.m.

It's getting late. Can someone please just tweet me a goodnight story?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 11:17 p.m.

@N_Standingford Did you know the Swedish Ferret (tm) can travel at speeds up to 1000 km/h, if given a seat on a plane?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:46 p.m.

@madmaxly Cheers! You still have the whole weekend left to stir up some shit.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:29 p.m.

@carmencrash Thanks! Everybody loves dinosaurs though. Always.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:47 p.m.

@MarkWRoberts11 Did you just google translate the shit out of that tweet?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:38 p.m.

@grizzelda3 @PeopleOfCanada Um, mats näslund? Markus NÄslund? Mats sundin?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:34 p.m.

@SoupLion I will not apologize. :)

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:31 p.m.

Wouldn't it be awesome to be paranoid and have a twitter account? You'd think everyone's following you.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:27 p.m.

@kmarwaha89 Mostly swedish unfortunately. Tweetbot and tweetdeck have translate buttons though.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:26 p.m.

Thanks, and yes, it's @gummidjuret RT @kjmci: @sweden I don’t want you to leave! Do you have your own account that you’re sharing?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada OK THAT IS IT! Now it's definitely war.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:13 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Well have you seen this? Totally nuts!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:12 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada And I thought you were bright. Unfollowing again.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:11 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada The guy that just followed you?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:07 p.m.

@HuffPostCanada Tell this to @peopleofcanada. See, they ain't got shit on us when it comes to war.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:04 p.m.

Ok so what I don't get is that Word Feud came like 60 years AFTER World Feud 2?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:01 p.m.

@Abiwowie Thank you, feelin the support mate!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:51 p.m.

@Simonridell You sir, are far too kind.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

This tweet goes out to all my followers. Because that is exactly how twitter works.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:41 p.m.

@peopleofcanada What's your real account? I dig you.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:38 p.m.

@ForsNillad Haha I'm loving it. FUZZ IS MY MIDDLE NAME!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:38 p.m.

@wallydedilbert You should also check out Höganäs.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:36 p.m.

@SoupLion @PeopleOfCanada Well I represent the government of the former yugoslavian republic of Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:35 p.m.

.@dMnyc I heard Kim Jong Il once wrote a tweet containing 160 characters.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:35 p.m.

@ForsNillad I'm actually having a great time!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:33 p.m.

@wavesofice What is how humour works in sweden?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

Shit, I'm gone for two hours and @peopleofcanada is already planning a duel? Well bring it on!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:35 p.m.

Dont worry guys. Like, 5 out of nearly 1500 mentions have been negative. If I had that ratio in real life I'd be the luckiest man alive.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:26 p.m.

@Shre_S Almost nothing. Just do what I normally do. And nothing illegal. No looking for partners. Easy on the political agendas.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:25 p.m.

@prattdiv You can't satisfy 70 000 people. You however, called me self indulgent. I'm just curious why?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:23 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Sure I'm on my way to the gym anyway. War in 2 hours or so? Works for you?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:23 p.m.

This guy is awesome --> RT @yehoshuawhite: @sweden The "art immature" movement is picking up speed.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:21 p.m.

@DRIMACHUCK Thanks, you are awesome.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:20 p.m.

.@prattdiv I'm 300+ followers since I started. Self indulgent? What have I ever said to you dude? Let me know what upsets you so much.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:19 p.m.

@potatojunkie Diamonds are forever (alone?)

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:19 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Dear Canada. This is the first time we disagree. From Sweden with love.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:16 p.m.

So, the dog is a man's best friend. Apparently I have no best friend and I hate almost all your best friends. Good to know.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

You haven't followed this account for long RT @CTincognito: @sweden haha I think you're the most hated Sweden so far! You're nutso! Awesome!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

@rojertb Ok what the hell is that? I need one. NOW!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:02 p.m.

@nikideerocks Thanks for the support. Lovin your hair!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 6:01 p.m.

@sbartelt Hey! a. Talent? Also, I lived in London for a year and a half. b. Thanks for the support!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:59 p.m.

@Varnyham THe last sweden was "Daniel", a history dude, but thanks :)

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:58 p.m.

@teamupstarter See where getting back on track.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:58 p.m.

@ActP_ You spelled encourage wrong.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:58 p.m.

@laurenjanemckay The one that killed the fat guy in Jurassic Park. Any day.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:56 p.m.

@robbiekanner So I watched this: I guess we just have to agree you and I are very different.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:52 p.m.

Guys can we stop arguing whether me being @sweden is good or bad, and get back to important stuff like dinosaurs and ferrets?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:51 p.m.

@yehoshuawhite You will never be able to satisfy a group of nearly 70 000 people from all over the world.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:46 p.m.

@robbiekanner @hankito Humour is the most subjective thing on earth. But do tell us what comedy is to you.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:41 p.m.

@KienLang No idea. Some people want to see dalahästar and filtered pictures of food I guess.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:41 p.m.

@rxdealer Thanks! I appreciate it.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:39 p.m.

@hankito People love to hate on the internet. Especially dudes in pretty hats. @robbiekanner

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:38 p.m.

@Joistick_ Thanks. There will always be hate on the internet, especially by dudes in pretty hats.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:37 p.m.

@KienLang There will always be hate on the internet.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:34 p.m.

This is a riddle. Your first clue is this: "A new Swede every week" RT @robbiekanner: @sweden what day do you go away?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

For all you more traditional followers out there, here's a very personal "in mirror with Iphone pic" I just took.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:52 p.m.

@lopper I heard he got a great offer but was sacked when he asked for more.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:33 p.m.

@Partayam I'm like, super white.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:31 p.m.

@Partayam My man @pontifex / catholic tyrannosaurus rex / against protective sex / so protect ya necks

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:25 p.m.

@TheChaiGate vangelis, jean michel jarre and other old school stuff, always.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:23 p.m.

So if we were to produce a movie about rocks and stuff, who would cast the first stone?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:14 p.m.

@ChompyFrank My heart is melting. Please help.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:11 p.m.

@mtired021 @Tony_Pumilia I don't know anyone but like 2-3 persons owning a gun here, and those are hunting rifles (strictly for hunting).

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:10 p.m.

@mtired021 @Tony_Pumilia Where are those crazy numbers from? Must be some lunatic having like a million guns himself.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:09 p.m.

@SalBasile Sorry mate, trying to avoid all the "please RT" or "Follow me" or "sign this petition". Seems most fair to everyone.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:07 p.m.

@SalBasile You wouldn't believe how many times I've gotten this request the last few days :)

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:06 p.m.

@danneviten I don't use it, but I guess it's convenient if you don't want to releveal whether it's a man or a woman.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:05 p.m.

@perdimituiter Depends on what you like mate. I'd definitely come in the summer, to be able to experience the archipelago.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:05 p.m.

@jimthehedgehog You just have to really believe.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:04 p.m.

@Tony_Pumilia Winters are terrible. Really.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:04 p.m.

@imycomic Everything can always be saved with dinosaurs.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:04 p.m.

@AngelaLoRosso Thanks, I love turtles too!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4:01 p.m.

@hankito Who did I call ignorant?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4 p.m.

@Tony_Pumilia Yes, but luckily we don't own guns.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 4 p.m.

@pullonyourfeet What's he gonna with all that fuzz?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 3:58 p.m.

Not much love on Twitter today, with lots of unfollows. What are we upset about? Care to share? I'm great at pretending to listen.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 3:55 p.m.

I have invented a word for you people writing hundreds of tweets without having a clue of what you're talking about - Ignorants.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 3:46 p.m.

I will sign and send them to random followers on Sunday. RT @asthmattic: @sweden these need to be autographed, framed and sold.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 3:45 p.m.

@MorseLives Hope you enjoyed Sthlm mate.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 3:36 p.m.

4th drawing in "art immature". This time it's Gamla Stan, or Old Town in English. Enjoy!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 3:30 p.m.

@K_lenx Can't promise I'll tweet much in English, but there's a translate button in most apps and at least you'll know where I am :)

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 3:08 p.m.

it's @gummidjuret “@agprinceam: @sweden what is your usual handle?”

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 1:21 p.m.

I love people with ambitions RT @SanBiNAl: @sweden You might like this 1

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 1:17 p.m.

@MortalGreenWhim When my future kid turns 18 I'll gift wrap a moving carton and be all like "hintedi hint hint"

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:47 p.m.

If you're talking about death, then yes, definitely RT @momoslife: @sweden

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:45 p.m.

@slckrqn Probably not. Well, some stuff in English, sure. But most of it will still be in Swedish.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:38 p.m.

@momoslife Trying is the first step towards failing.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:25 p.m.

My mom always said I could be anything. This makes me sad because that's a really stupid thing to say, and now I have those genes in me.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:10 p.m.

@PFQMUSIC It is, I know. Should satisfy that follower from yesterday I guess.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:08 p.m.

@SenFowler Sure why not? I seriously love the country, and especially Stockholm.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:08 p.m.

No, there's no joke hidden in that tweet.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 12:06 p.m.

For you guys who think I should tweet more about my life, here's my office.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:45 a.m.

@kanelbullar1 Sorry but I have absolutely no idea.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:42 a.m.

@Ciarale Haha though that would be up to you guys to arrange.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

Knock knock! Who's there? Half a joke. Half a joke who?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:32 a.m.

@ByLisaS Rick Astley would be proud.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:25 a.m.

@Ciarale I totally would, but I'm pretty sure that will never happen.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:23 a.m.

@acidpiufool I sure am, born and raised.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:20 a.m.

@Pushkarr It's pretty popular, though I don't really see why.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:14 a.m.

@preetidhingra I haven't seen you so I guess you're doing a good job!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:10 a.m.

@lilleyjuice If I can get just one person to stay off twitter it will all be worth it.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:07 a.m.

@MisterhultBrygg Landsort lager is a favorite.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 10:03 a.m.

Are your tweets not appreciated? Have you tried turning twitter off and not turning it back on again?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:39 a.m.

@Cassemalin I try to stay clear of ikea, apart from just that - kitchen stuff.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

@TheRealJakeyBoy Fjällgatan for a great view of Sthlm. Djurgården too. Götgatan for 2nd hand/retro shopping. Avoid Västerlångg in Gamla stan

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

Ok sorry, that was actually terrible.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

So my urine sample came back. It's all my fault, I guess I shouldn't have tried to serve it in a restaurant.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:31 a.m.

@TheRealJakeyBoy Depends on what you like, there's a million things to do in Sthlm.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:28 a.m.

@jdothelli The Blink guy, right? And thanks.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:25 a.m.

@indieferdie It's like a 2 hour flight mate. Next to free, with RyanAir.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:23 a.m.

@ChefyStephie I will be having peruvian miniature pig for lunch today, wearing a peruvian miniature pig costume.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:23 a.m.

We will save this important topic for the weekend. RT @snajvid: @sweden How about those snarky hedgehogs?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:22 a.m.

@whybarcelona Good morning to you too, you awesome city.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:21 a.m.

@Rauldc Haven't seen one in years. Used to be a fan a long time ago.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:18 a.m.

Yes, you have heard of Sweden. RT @teamupstarter: @sweden I've heard of Sweden. Can you confirm this?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:17 a.m.

So what are we talking about today? Our lunches? Outfits? Peruvian miniature pigs?

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:16 a.m.

@Jack_Leahy It's not how time SHOULD work though.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:16 a.m.

@inpoco Haha probably not. Still, we need more people!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:10 a.m.

@UlrikSvensson Hahaha I don't know what to say. That was probably funny like 20 years ago.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:09 a.m.

@hindihanna I don't support this tradition though.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:08 a.m.

@Deap82 No advertising, no spamming, stay within the law. Something like that. Very open.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:08 a.m.

@WanBeanian The world needs people like you!

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:07 a.m.

4th day and we're already halfway through this week.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:06 a.m.

Ok, I'm back. Had to take care of some business. You know, I actually work too. Occasionally.

@sweden Jan. 17, 2013, 9:06 a.m.

@UlrikSvensson Vaken nu! Haft morgonmöten.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 11:21 p.m.

@AngrymanSverige I've mentioned it like a million times during the week. U NEVER LISTEN TO ME ANYMORE!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 11:18 p.m.

@grainreader Not sure what you're trying to say?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 11:11 p.m.

I should sleep but you are keeping me up. You're the Viagra of Twitter.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 11:07 p.m.

@dressmeindark This is perfectly acceptable.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 11:06 p.m.

@doc_becca Haha damn. Please accept this apology, from the royal government of the former republic of Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:59 p.m.

@SmudgeThomas I'm feeling the love! Cheers!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:58 p.m.

@JesperStoffer Thanks! Lovin the support.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:57 p.m.

@claresophiet Let's! We'll hang out on st patrick's day when I'm in London.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:57 p.m.

@doudoudodiloou @vindicee They exist. Tweet deck for example.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:57 p.m.

@chelsea That settles it. This friday I'll try to embarrass as many crickets as I can.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:55 p.m.

It's getting late here. Good night and remember you should follow your dreams. So it would be awesome if you dreamed about sending me money.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:52 p.m.

@TheChaiGate No they drink beer and appletinis.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:48 p.m.


@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:47 p.m.

Well I'm sorry for breaking you, mirror, but YOU STARTED IT!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:39 p.m.

@ChefyStephie See this is the solution to everything.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:39 p.m.

@miss_magnusson I'm sending you some street cred. Take that to the pier in Brighton and exchange for a fluffy animal.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:34 p.m.

Not sure I'm satisfied with your replies. But they will do for now cause I'm getting tired here.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:25 p.m.

Help me with this one - If a cricket says something really embarrasing, what happens?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:23 p.m.

@Caspita_1989 Haha no but it is pretty common.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:19 p.m.

@BF_Giant Thanks. And that is an awesome panda.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:17 p.m.

@Caspita_1989 Hahah lots of Swedish girls going there already.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:16 p.m.

@BF_Giant Thanks. Seriously though, there are only a few people who openly complains. I can easily handle it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:09 p.m.

@judge_g Sorry, not following that. And it'll be in Malmö which is pretty far from Stockholm.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:08 p.m.

@Caspita_1989 And they say I'm not Swedish enough here...

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:08 p.m.

@miss_magnusson So do your hahas' always come IN TENS?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:05 p.m.

@Peyotitlan At least you'll know where I am. And I'll reply to any mentions in English.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:02 p.m.

@michaelleung Thanks! Things are starting to heat up, I like it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10 p.m.

@Peyotitlan It's exactly the same style, though most of it will be in Swedish, unfortunately. There's a translate function in most apps.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:54 p.m.

.@kady @ivortossell Heavyweight brothers from Toronto chiming in. Welcome to Sweden - the land of political autocorrectness.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:50 p.m.

@KickiElvin Don't give Gothenburg credit for any joke involving wordplay. They absolutely suck at it and the jokes are terrible.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:47 p.m.

See, that guy is hilarious.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:46 p.m.

I'm going to RT that guy's last tweet. He's a lot more fun and we should all be more like him.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:42 p.m.

I absolutely love tense moments. I guess you can call me a tension whore.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:40 p.m.

@hyperism Horsemeat is good though. I'd eat a horseburger any day.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:38 p.m.

@Partayam and now I'm sitting like a loser in a swedish football shirt. THANKS!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:31 p.m.

@Partayam I sure am. Born and raised.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:29 p.m.

@snajvid Dude I don't even have an alt button anymore.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:26 p.m.

But I can always reply to you and throw in the occasional tweet in English.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:26 p.m.

So I'm getting a lot of questions about my personal twitter. It's @gummidjuret. I will mostly tweet in Swedish though.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:25 p.m.

@wastydkittyn It's like the most stupid invention ever.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:23 p.m.

@joelcolin I am terribly sorry @BarackObama. If you ever want tips on leadership or microsoft office, let me know.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

@TsarWars1917 This is true support! Thanks man!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

It's @gummidjuret RT @TheRealPWB: @sweden What's your usual Twitter Staffan! Gonna follow you for the humour!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:20 p.m.

Can't edit the bio but it's @gummidjuret RT @TinyMajkel: @sweden also you should add your personal account to your bio

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:20 p.m.

Is that when you turn 21 and can finally buy your own alcohol? RT @robbiekanner: I can't wait for this week's @sweden to be over.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

@TinyMajkel Thank you Rabbit woman.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

@CervEdin @hejsonja @keithkurson Hey don't talk shit about my family.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

@N_Standingford Did you know ferrets in Sweden are not allowed to name their kids "lawnmower"?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:17 p.m.

Hey guys have you tried this Ctrl - W thing, it's the new trendy command. Try it!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:14 p.m.

@dandelion_grave The description said "Tom Green" so I didn't watch it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:12 p.m.

@redrobbery My dolphin died yesterday you unsensitive asshole.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:12 p.m.

@imycomic Don't worry I only had like 3 complaints and about a 100 unfollows.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:11 p.m.

@redrobbery Send me a dolphin to work with.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:09 p.m.

@redrobbery No, but I can force a dophin to do one.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:07 p.m.

Ok calm down everyone. I thought you knew me by now. Nonsense is all I'm capable of.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:06 p.m.

@MKaroumi A private account you're actually following at that. And no, that's not how @sweden is supposed to work.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:03 p.m.

Ok so by request from a follower from the beautiful Netherlands, I will from this point only tweet about my work and Stockholm

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:02 p.m.

@ChristaSwe It's kinda weird to tell someone what they should and should not tweet about, but whatever floats your boat!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:59 p.m.

@ChristaSwe Did you start following this account like the last hour or so? If so, welcome to the internet, have a seat.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:56 p.m.

@ChristaSwe Jeez, what would you like to talk about instead?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:51 p.m.

@holatim Killin IT as in the internet.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:46 p.m.

In tonight's episode of Stating the Obvious: RT @AnnicaAap: @sweden That'll get you chicks - NOT ;-)

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

@Ahernz1991 And by junk I mean actual junk. I need to clean my room.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:44 p.m.

@TheChaiGate no secret. let the whole world hear my music.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:44 p.m.

@fanexfox See that's waaay too cool for me.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:43 p.m.

@elisinator Hey! No I'm not tall. My biggest disappointment in life. 180cm and that's it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:42 p.m.

@TheChaiGate shouting and serious. Serious about what?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:40 p.m.

Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room, let's spend the night together, admiring my very rare stamp collection.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:39 p.m.

@rainerklute You sir, have good taste.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:39 p.m.

@TheChaiGate Glad you like it. IT WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:37 p.m.

@shoshido Thanks for supporting the former republic of the soviet union of Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:24 p.m.

@ohitsanny Hahaha (I have to reply in English btw). I've tweeted several times about that "accident".

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

.@TheChaiGate Ok so I made this as this week's soundtrack. Enjoy!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

@hejsonja @keithkurson we are neighbours/friends/lovers/sibblings/co workers.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:17 p.m.

@sarahrodeo @_mades I will frame you and put you under my bed. Love!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:12 p.m.

I honestly love @hejsonja though! RT @keithkurson: Seriously @sweden is great this month. Best since that crazy anti-Semitic girl

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:11 p.m.

@keithkurson Thanks, my mom will be super proud when I tell her about this. She'll be like "what's internet is that your new friend?"

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:08 p.m.

Hi can you change my password from "iloveponies" to "sexandalcohol" I'm trying to be more cool.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:07 p.m.

@TheChaiGate I should write one. Will see if I get time tonight.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:01 p.m.

@shashank_ps Depends on what you're after. It's only warm in July, but if you want snow and aurora borealis, come in january.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8 p.m.

@wallydedilbert Um why don't you just ask him that?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:57 p.m.

@vindicee All in it for your happiness!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:54 p.m.

@wallydedilbert No but he's a friend and a boy so ALMOST.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:51 p.m.

@MarkWRoberts11 See this is what I think as well.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

@ohitsanny I will sell my companies and tell all my employess you made me do it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:26 p.m.

Ok sure. Will do it for 20 kronor (not ecuadorian money) “@penalba: @sweden release Assange of the supposed charges!”

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:24 p.m.

@pattarna from daglivs with love!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:23 p.m.

@StevoJunor I will send all of them to followers on Sunday.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:20 p.m.

@LaFleurB1eue you have good taste and good looks.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 7:17 p.m.

I'm supposed to show you Sweden as well, so here's a beautiful picture I just took outside my building.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:59 p.m.

@punvati You are far too kind!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:56 p.m.

My 3rd drawing "art immature". This time the open air museum of Skansen.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:51 p.m.

You would call it HEAVEN?? RT @Kyral: @sweden wouldn't call that a bonus...

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

@A_Hiccup Up is the only way I travel.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:48 p.m.

@snajvid I'm getting this one!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:45 p.m.

FLASH: Guy protected himself from thieves with a light sabre. As a bonus, it also protects him from girls.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:43 p.m.

@NStalhand I approve of your priorities.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:43 p.m.

@TheConkin There's a translate button in several of the twitter apps!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:42 p.m.

@er_bodorrio By the power invested in me by the former republican goverment of Sweden, you have my blessing.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:32 p.m.

@dalahorsey Best moment of my @sweden week thus far.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:32 p.m.

@JudithFlanders Go for it! I'm here just for you (and 67 000 others but mostly - you)

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:29 p.m.

@barryezl Just following protocol set by the Swedish Government (TM)

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:28 p.m.

@dalahorsey Excellent. We'll have a secret internet relationship and live like two happy nerds in a world of 1s and 0s.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:24 p.m.

@dalahorsey Is he on twitter? If not, HI!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:19 p.m.

@UlrikSvensson You my friend speak the truth.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:18 p.m.

@Grahamp47 @barryezl You guys! I will always have a special place for you. In my basement.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:17 p.m.

@sbartelt It was impaired to begin with.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:08 p.m.

@spazure You just did it yourself. I AM THIS COUNTRY!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:02 p.m.

Yes, I'm that clever.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:02 p.m.

RT @Kirkmond: @sweden should totally be using this to get dates. Send pics ladies.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 6:02 p.m.

One of the guidelines of @sweden is that I should not use it to look for another partner. However - what if someone else did it for me?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:52 p.m.

I AM SWEDEN I CAN CHANGE ANYTHING RT @Boxc: @sweden If elected Statsminister, what would be the first thing you would change?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:49 p.m.

@menDiaNi As your father I'm telling you to stop and go clean your room instead.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:49 p.m.

@honeykohan We are here to entertain.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:45 p.m.

@JensHendar @leomaersk Like, ridiculously small. Just to feel like if they had giant hands.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:43 p.m.

Seriously guys, that hand thing was just a joke. Jesus, I don't talk to girls.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:42 p.m.

@nixenji I'm sorry but it just had to be done. You are now part of a much bigger thing than just your life.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:39 p.m.

My best pickup line is ”You know what they say about guys with small hands” and flash my hands. Oh, also, I’m a virgin.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:37 p.m.

@George_Sayers1 You have no idea how many ppl that are asking for RT:s and followers.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:32 p.m.

@George_Sayers1 Dude, you should be happy with your 23 followers. Having 70 000 is a full time job.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:32 p.m.

@PFQMUSIC If you're refering to the cut4sweden thing I did not start that. At all.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:30 p.m.

@nahtzen well I did not start it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

Just to be clear - I highly advise you NOT to join #cut4sweden. It's all just a joke.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:12 p.m.

@Naradia_ @Sctt_ I've been there, it's not as bad as they say.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 5:08 p.m.

@Naradia_ @Sctt_ Didn't Queen have Band Aids?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

@ryanmichaeldaly I think you're right about that though! It was Sunday.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 4:49 p.m.

@Sctt_ The question is - Are you up for it?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 4:46 p.m.

@hanistar101 Still going strong. Tonight, for effect, I'll cut something else. Stay tuned.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 4:44 p.m.

@alexmettel I'll think about it. Bribes are always welcome.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 3:25 p.m.

Someone just added me to their list "politics". So I guess we've got a party over here!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

@ettpunktnoll Hahah, had that and #bandaid and #cut4sweden. That and pictures. I feel the support. Getting all EMO-tional here.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 2:40 p.m.

@Batrouni Thanks! This is Sweden, start a petition.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 2:38 p.m.

@ettpunktnoll This will be interesting.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 2:07 p.m.

I just read that people who don't know what day it is are smarter than other people and that really made my friday.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 1:01 p.m.

@eddierhm He'd be dangerous to drink with. He could easily drink himself to death and then just get reincarnated the next day.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:57 p.m.

@Fab_Gust Well good morning to you too. Another day to waste in front of a computer. Gotta love it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:52 p.m.

Saying "I'm too young to die" is just stupid. When I was 17 I was too young too drink. Didn't stop me.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

@eddierhm So is that all from Star Trek or what? ;)

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

@Ad_Virgilium You have my full support.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:41 p.m.

@ehumphreys07 You're not going anywhere miss.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:40 p.m.

@mrb218 Are those even football teams or are you betting on the Gladiators again?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:40 p.m.

@jizzyklitz The one that killed the fat guy in Jurassic Park.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:36 p.m.

@twirlandswirl Dude, I have more onions than common sense.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:33 p.m.

Ok I'm back from lunch, what are we discussing? Please, let me in. I HAVE OPINIONS!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 12:27 p.m.

@Woebin I wish people updated their cache/phones now and then.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 11:09 a.m.

I also really like to rush things. I can't stress this enough.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 11:07 a.m.

@MalinVK Everything can happen when dinosaurs are around.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:59 a.m.

@Warden Just based it on the drastic drop in feedback.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

Ok so it seems we're done with dinosaurs for today?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:47 a.m.

Speaking of dinosaurs - In the uncut version of Jurassic Park, I swear the professor once mimes "I'm bringing Rexy back, yeah".

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:45 a.m.

@syafeeqKL This is EXACTLY what I'm saying.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:32 a.m.

Why don't they change the name pacemaker to beatbox, because that would make heart diseases a lot more cool.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:31 a.m.

Just wrote this on my personal twitter but now I realised this works in English as well so here goes:

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:29 a.m.

@nusepo83 This sounds a lot better than pizza salad. I like it.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:27 a.m.

@paintand88keys I know. Autocorrect is like my inner obese kid.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:23 a.m.

@runningwhio Always follow autocorrect? This could be interesting.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:19 a.m.

@MartinCamitz You don't give enough credit to the dinosaurs.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:17 a.m.

You know when you're planning to have a really healthy salad for lunch and autocorrect changes it to a pizza?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 10:07 a.m.

@pappapiraten Guns will only get you so far, and I'm still routing for the dinosaurs.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:23 a.m.

@RevPLane This would explain the awesomeness of the modern ferret.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:23 a.m.

@GarethStringer Everything looks the same in Sthlm today, but damn I hope you're right mate.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:22 a.m.

@ShayneOfficial Thanks. Just doing what I do best (no, not eating too much, MOM GO AWAY).

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:16 a.m.

@Caspita_1989 I need to move to this place. Now!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:11 a.m.

@ardenkhan Hey! I was in Manila just a week ago.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:10 a.m.

@FlawedMonkey Even though this "Denver" claim to be the last dinosaur, we can not be sure until we get a DNA sample from Cher.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:09 a.m.

YOU KEEP OUR CORPSES IN MUSEUMS YOU FREAKS? RT @aniki21: @sweden "What did you do with all our stuff?!"

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:02 a.m.

The dinosaurs didn’t die, but instead invented a time machine and in 5 years they’ll show up and be all ”Hey, we’ve been waiting for you”.

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9:01 a.m.

Ok so I gotta come up with one myself, so here goes:

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 9 a.m.

@Cyzaki That is not even an alternative theory, it's more of a fact?

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:54 a.m.

Oh my phone wanted to change her lovelife to lowlife. Score!

@sweden Jan. 16, 2013, 8:53 a.m.

3rd day today. Let's start the day with alternative theories to everything from the death of dinosaurs to Cher's lovelife.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:29 p.m.

Time to make a serious attempt at sleeping. Day 2 was just as good as day 1, apart from the accident. You guys are great. See you tomorrow.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:22 p.m.

I have just proven that it's impossible to predict the future. One hour ago I was sure I'd be asleep by now. This did not happen. At all.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:20 p.m.

@leomaersk Holiday. Getting away from the snow. Also, diving.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:11 p.m.

@tinylittlegoose Arlanda and gothenburg I think.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:01 p.m.

It's @gummidjuret RT @Robbo_Junior: @sweden what's your journal twitter handle/username?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:59 p.m.

@MrJesseRoss I agree with this. Thanks.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:57 p.m.

@ifonlyella I would be nothing without you guys. Well, not nothing, but a little, tiny bit less.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:54 p.m.

Isn't make up sex just great? I’m really good at making things up. Even some of my closest friends are made up.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:18 p.m.

Seriously - Respect to all animals making their way through life without opposable thumbs. It's impossible to do anything right here.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:15 p.m.

@Nestor076 Maybe. Will wait til at least tomorrow though and see.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:11 p.m.

@bambinaforte See this is what I'm talking about. Maybe we'll get money when we get our business deal up and running though.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:09 p.m.

Three thumbs up! RT @kobkob333: @sweden If you were trying to cut your finger off, you're doing it wrong

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:07 p.m.

@N_Standingford It ON (like donkey kong????)

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:06 p.m.

@Nestor076 Will at least wait til tomorrow.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:06 p.m.

@Jagarpotatis still sticking with tape.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:46 p.m.

@dc_storm wanna know how deep it goes?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:45 p.m.

@DanielCHopkins See earlier tweets. Knife accident.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:45 p.m.

@smashbrownies hahaha DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE I'M NOT THAT EMO.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:44 p.m.

Guys I told you there was blood everywhere.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:43 p.m.

@sbartelt I have no idea what that is?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:43 p.m.

@sabinanilsson Or pick both nostrils simultaneously.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:34 p.m.

Managed to press it together again. Here's how deep it went.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:25 p.m.

@soukici @misterbrilliant There's this awesome game of "cleaning my apartment" I'll let you try for only 1000 SEK.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:23 p.m.

@SenatorCaesar But you're Italian and not Greek?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:21 p.m.

@CelestialBeard First and best reply so far.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

Ok so how do I make money with this account? I feel there are not enough perks. Seriously, I'm a state official.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:12 p.m.

@wolfwalking Always, why wouldn't I be? Well, except for slicing up my thumb.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:11 p.m.

@miss_opkins You can't all be the best, as my mother told the rest of my brothers and sisters.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:05 p.m.

Don't get me upset. You would not like me when I'm upset. Or happy. Or sad. Or ever.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:04 p.m.

@Jazibaba Yes, let's start planning your birthday. Would you like to attend the party (no promises)?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:56 p.m.

@sbartelt Was actually just trying to get a new knife out of its box.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:38 p.m.

@nataliei Don't be so jealous, it doesn't suit you. @blodkorv

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

@MarkWRoberts11 Too many what to send what?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:22 p.m.

@bernsteinblue Because we invented the disco light in 1302.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:21 p.m.

@stephaniehoeman Tried them, didn't stop the blood. Gave me urge to cute more.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:20 p.m.

@kuwabashley This is my kind of doctor.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:20 p.m.

@Partayam He said he could never love me as long as he was still sleeping with you.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

@zack_21 When is your birthday and what would you like RT:d?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:15 p.m.

@sabinanilsson You have awesome hair btw.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:09 p.m.

@_seudonima @BlackVanDyke Guys I've only ever been in a coma once in 30 years. I'll be fine.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:07 p.m.

Hey MTV Cribs! Come on in.Yeah, this is the livingroom. And this is where the magic happens *pointing to the microwave*

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:06 p.m.

So let's move on to other topics.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:02 p.m.

@_seudonima Yep, but I put tape on it now. Will try to keep going for a little longer before going to a hospital.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8 p.m.

Best tip so far! RT @hanistar101: @sweden hire more penguins.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:59 p.m.

@jessmeacham Yes I'm very poetic like that.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:58 p.m.

@spielraum I'm enjoying the exclusiveness.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:58 p.m.

@fekalien Hahaha YES I DID NOW I'M A BELIEBER!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:57 p.m.

@_seudonima But the thumb is like split open from the top and half a centimeter down.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:54 p.m.

My weapon of choice. A never used before Global knife.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:52 p.m.

Sorry for not replying to all of you but I get like a 100 mentions and I'm handicapped for a while. Will try to solve this.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

This twittername means "the sharpest knife" ---> RT @Vassaste_Kniven: @sweden Call 1177. :) Krya på dig! :)

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:46 p.m.

My thumb is now like this little ku klux klan guy who's bleeding to death so I'm enjoying the view.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:45 p.m.

@brynnbeard I've taken care of it. Kinda. With tape and toilet paper = classy.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:44 p.m.

It won't stop bleeding, it's almost half a centimeter deep. Even going through the nail.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

@joepz0r Really wanted to take pics but there were seriously blood everywhere.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:42 p.m.

@mrpeterharness Haha damn, you're using my powers against me.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:41 p.m.

Also, my first aid kit is not the most advanced.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:39 p.m.

Ok so I just severely cut my right thumb on a kitchen knife. Can't use it to press the spacebar. This tweet took like 20 minutes to write.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:55 p.m.

@rrrrrosanne Haha shit I don't remember much of Inspector Gadget.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:48 p.m.

@KentFyne Because look at Finland. Really. No need explaining.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:46 p.m.

@mshelenfry I will keep on fighting until there's no doubt about it. Well, at least until bedtime. Or naptime. Or dinner.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:43 p.m.

@mshelenfry It's all about the sass!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:40 p.m.

@timycw Just one. Every Swede gets one when we finish highschool.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:39 p.m.

I'm sorry it wasn't your cup of baguette. Take care. RT @notabenenb: Ok so bye bye @sweden , see you next week.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

If I ever had a friend named Mark, whenever he said something I'd go "was that a question, Mark?" until we were no longer friends.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:35 p.m.

.@Boxc Obviously the best one?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:33 p.m.

@europeangirl You're asking me? From Stockholm, the city that might be even worse than UK when it comes to handling snow?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:27 p.m.

@3littlebrdz Villa Villerkulla / little treehouse of horrors

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:26 p.m.

@vholecek Anyone that can be an ice cream flavour is pretty awesome. Jesus!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:22 p.m.

@HERO_Respondi @ThisIsSethsBlog Because without it you would never have summer break?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:16 p.m.

@CrimsonRammbler I think the real question here is why you collect avocado seeds under your pillow. It's kinda weird.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:15 p.m.

@killdewabbit Well there you got your answer. We're more like tiny penguins, trying to figure out why we can't fly.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:15 p.m.

@shmulyt 4s. Don't like the 5. Love Hexagon.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

@vholecek Because if not you'll end up here:

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:13 p.m.

@Dr_J_Skill If there are sausage rolls, you don't jump at all. Everyone knows this.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:12 p.m.

@CassidyKingston @zombieOnion Sure you do, we just need to figure out how.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:12 p.m.

@shmulyt Iphone. I heard there's a chinese jPhone as well and I want it.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:11 p.m.

You've been so good I want to give something back. So - ask me anything about anything and I will straighten it out for you. Starting now!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:04 p.m.

@fourthlinewing This pot is perfectly legal in Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

@iD4RO Thanks! Lots of recommendations from Canadians for some reason. Maybe we're not that different.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:59 p.m.

I'm glad you're still with us Eggman. RT @MasterWoob: Tasteless jokes about gloryholes :-) . #classy @sweden :-)

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:55 p.m.

@redbullcat I would NEVER have guessed.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:55 p.m.

@sharshenka Tell Dave I'll sell the login to him for 10 grand.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:49 p.m.

@redbullcat Thank you, red bull cat with no wings.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:48 p.m.

@kleine_snowdrop Thank you K8. Have you ever considered changing your name to K9?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:47 p.m.

Well I've heard about the birds and the bees so I think you're disgusting. Bees? Really? RT @Travnat: @sweden Tempting. Er ... not.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:45 p.m.

@brianandrews Stolen tweets crashes into my feed.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:43 p.m.

@willmimi I'm keeping this. "It's a Canadian thing (TM)"

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:42 p.m.

@TheChaiGate I want to stand out, really be someone assertive! So I guess I'll call myself "Maybe".

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:41 p.m.

@chrismada9 Always have, always will. In any language.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:40 p.m.

@Nino_Negrino @ny_erik @joppedeluxe You guys mean the world to me. Like, litterally.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:38 p.m.

Maybe RT @dokkou: @sweden that's a pretty nasty thing to say.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:36 p.m.

It's an awful name.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:36 p.m.

Actually, why does this Carly girl want to be called Maybe?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:32 p.m.

Hey I just wet you, and this is crazy! *singing to my bed*

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 5:06 p.m.

About the train accident. When they arrested her I guess she just had to come clean?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:49 p.m.

@Krista_Shepherd We sure do. Ok fine, let's marry.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:48 p.m.

@EmilyBat We'll start with dinner. Your place. Your treat. Your mistake.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:47 p.m.

@therealmacgyver I used to think so too, but hey, you only live once, right?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:46 p.m.

@dressmeindark Excellent! Which one are you in your avatar? I hope it's not one of the babies.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:45 p.m.

@Krista_Shepherd I once used your avatar in an ad.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:44 p.m.

Yeah, I guess they look up to me RT @10LbsOfBacon: @sweden every hobbit's hero!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:43 p.m.

@Pedrosplaything Hey Bobby! I'm having fun being a very correct and formal representative of the former yugoslavian republic of Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

If I was a super hero I'd be more likely to be Supperman than Superman. This is a good thing.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:37 p.m.

Don't know what you MEAN RT @pappapiraten: @sweden, that’s mean!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:27 p.m.

@therealmacgyver If there's ever a time to use it, that's it.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:16 p.m.

Ok EVERYONE is asking me about the train accident. I think she had a really loco motive and is a pioneer when it comes to YOLO.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 4:04 p.m.

This was also drawn in green & red so get your 3d glasses out and go see a movie or something, cause there's nothing 3d about this pic.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 3:59 p.m.

@buttonista Haha, no. But i'm behind the country of Finland. Founded it for fun (was actually Funland at first) some 20 years ago.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 3:52 p.m.

My 2nd drawing in my personally invented style "art immature". This time it's the royal castle.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 3:06 p.m.

@allisongo Hook me up with your mom and I will tell her all about the world.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 3:05 p.m.

@FaustMN If you haven't stolen a train at least once in your life, you're a complete nobody here. We even have training camps for.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:58 p.m.

@allisongo "I guess I'll just have to look into it."

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:44 p.m.

@PurpleCar Excellent. I will treat it as if it was my own.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:36 p.m.

@charlielindlar Thanks! It's just how I'm trained to reply.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:25 p.m.

@ethanklapper Sure! I'm convinced she had a really loco motive.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:21 p.m.

I knew this was a good move. EVERYONE loves to show people their best internetlinks. EVERYONE.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:19 p.m.

@Shannon_R_Terry @austria We are family! I've got all my sisters with me!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:18 p.m.

@Johan_Munkestam And look how happy she was for 28 years.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 2:11 p.m.

Ok, so how about you entertain me for a bit? Send me your best links. Winner gets a personal tour of my basement (exit not included).

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 1:58 p.m.

@Drew_Fleming93 No, but I guess he had a really loco motive.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 1:29 p.m.

@stopthatgirl7 You should take your tequila with a grain of salt.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 1:13 p.m.

There's this furniture shop called Home, and I don’t get why they don’t put a sign on all display furniture saying ”Don’t try this at Home”.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 12:55 p.m.

@liabellafi @smamat did you even look at her profile pic?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:39 a.m.

Just realised this glory hole thing is just for guys. No nuts no glory, I guess.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:31 a.m.

The food tastes just as good, but you won't get that rewarding feeling of 3 random persons approving your food with a like button click.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:30 a.m.

I'm off for lunch now, even though I don't have Instagram.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:24 a.m.

@swearingngin This is good news. My quest for world domination begins here.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:20 a.m.

WIN! RT @Boxc: @sweden @herclarity Your glasses must be broken @herclarity, this is what mine showed.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:15 a.m.

@pullonyourfeet I think that is the purpose of glory holes.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:09 a.m.

@112karat Only every time I go to a pub! Love it.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:06 a.m.

He will own on facebook. "Nobody likes this" RT @afifplc: @sweden call him Nobody, more fun

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11:01 a.m.

@peksnurr It could be a very heated argument. I will also teach Fire not to put out.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 11 a.m.

@Lamz0r Placing Sweden on the map.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:55 a.m.

Thank you, deer. RT @smamat: @sweden Du snygging!

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:54 a.m.

@shishir127 This is a good idea. Will do.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:47 a.m.

Yes, I will be here all week. Congratulations.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:47 a.m.

Just read about gloryholes for some reason and they remind me of whales because 1. blowholes (obviously) and 2. Free willy.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:29 a.m.

@blodkorv You don't get the hole picture.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 10:22 a.m.

This is Sweden's most famous golfer. I bet a lot of Canadians will agree:

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:54 a.m.

@twt_malaysia he slipped something in mufasa's drink.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:41 a.m.

@sakjur On a savannah far far away.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:40 a.m.

@lais Watch the movie and you'll see. Simba did a lot of questionable things.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:27 a.m.

Btw, did you know that in The Lion King 3D version you can clearly see that it wasn’t Scar who killed Mufasa.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:15 a.m.

@chilldivine Totally worth it. I'd even set the place on fire just for effect.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:14 a.m.

@PielCote Whoops no idea how you got included in that. We'll have a naming brainstorm later.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:13 a.m.

@PielCote @LeKurosawa Or if he's cheating on his wife and she'll come home and see this woman on Fire.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:11 a.m.

@fulanitodetal "Why the hell did you shoot? I just called your name because you suck!" I'll be such a loving father one day.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:10 a.m.

@Konvention @LinusJonkman And if his best friend would be named Christian he would get really hairy hands whenever they play.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:06 a.m.

Idea: I'll name my kid "Fire". So when he goes to school, all the teachers can tell the other kids "not to play with Fire".

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:05 a.m.

This man has some great ideas.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:04 a.m.

@Robbo_Junior I have heard of this "women", can I buy them online?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:03 a.m.

@JamesStanleyUK I have to get a bigger basement :(

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 9:03 a.m.

@menDiaNi Sure but you're not getting any allowance.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:57 a.m.

So many replies about sandwiches. You make me proud. You're like the 70 000 kids I haven't had yet.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:57 a.m.

This guy --> RT @herclarity: @sweden kom hem sent igår, men här är bilden B)

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:56 a.m.

@Johnny_Boiiiii They were big ages ago. Dude, you need to seriously start listening to some good music. No, not Justin Bieber.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:55 a.m.

@NL_UNLIMITED This is also the Swedish Governments' official standpoint.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:54 a.m.

@thelittlepakeha You can't eat when you're waving flax. See I learn a lot by being @sweden this week.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:53 a.m.

@kobkob333 Thanks! Doing what I can.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:52 a.m.

@pmorelli You'd probably die though, because it's like -10 degrees C here at hte moment.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:40 a.m.

@Robbo_Junior well bacon makes a good wife too, so what's your point?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:40 a.m.

@M_Azarkevich only tried falafel. Love it.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:39 a.m.

@ethan_78 or one with deep fried chicken pox?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:38 a.m.

@crazytiny88 thanks! Will do my best to keep it up/fuck it up.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:37 a.m.

@MichWalkden the one invention worthy of all Nobel prizes.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:37 a.m.

@SuperHindAjram @nancyajram had no idea. Sounds cool. Where and when?

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:36 a.m.

@RevPLane no but I know a great subway place run by a ferret and his mother.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:35 a.m.

@ricci280 I prefer them open minded.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:30 a.m.

@Johnny_Boiiiii haha not really a fan (maybe of Marie though). They were never really big in Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 8:29 a.m.

@Dr_J_Skill as many as there's time for.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:38 a.m.

Ok shit, gotta go for 30 min. Will reply to all of you after that. Sandwiches are important.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:37 a.m.

@NL_UNLIMITED people eating that should be punished somehow.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:35 a.m.

@indigocat never tried it, love the concept.

@sweden Jan. 15, 2013, 7:31 a.m.

Good morning people. 2nd day. Today we will only discuss topics that include sandwiches and/or anything else.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:55 p.m.

I think it's time to wrap up my first day as @sweden. I had a great day and it's all (or at least partly) thanks to you!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:49 p.m.

@Gnocken It's actually my parents' but I have my own entrance directly from my room in the basement.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:46 p.m.

@banghampit You missed the word "and" in there.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:44 p.m.

@khaya_kat69 That's because all my dresses are currently at dry cleaning.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:40 p.m.

@keightbrown He's been trying to stop ever since you left, but it's hard because none of the nicotine patches will stick to his body.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:34 p.m.

@Navirep No he's my bottom half.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:31 p.m.

@NathaliaVasquez "The rubber animal", explanation was in my very first tweet today as @sweden.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:19 p.m.

Tell @visitsweden RT @Caspita_1989: @sweden Just followed your regualr twitter account Staffan. You're too good to only be here for a week..

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:13 p.m.

@kuwabashley See I don't even know what Maplestory is.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:08 p.m.

@rebeccamacatee You'll find me at @gummidjuret but it will mostly be in Swedish.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:07 p.m.

@Caspita_1989 I'm more a sinner than a saint / grew up with MS paint / rhyming well I ain't. OK PLEASE STOP.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:02 p.m.

Oh no I'm outed as a non wow player, how will I get girls now? RT @jakuboboza: @sweden max lvl is 90 now so you lie again.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:57 p.m.

@Pillboxz Seriously, thanks though. Some people change the world to a better place, I write nonsense on Twitter.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:52 p.m.

People that just assumes I'm single, without taking just 1 minute to get to know me, or my stamp collection, or my level 1000 wow account.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:43 p.m.

In fact our most well known ferret? RT @tinatallqvist: @sweden The ferret Göran is a favourite. He's a real partyanimal for sure!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:39 p.m.

@acciofollowersx This is a lie because you can never be fully fluent in ferret.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:29 p.m.

@janecakemaster @drjekyllope And it's as free as our healthcare so that makes all you followers socialists.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:28 p.m.

@jestyr7 Thanks! I'm having a great time myself.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:27 p.m.

@acciofollowersx @jillykid Totally agree. In Sweden we study Ferrets from 2nd grade.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:24 p.m.

@imycomic Thanks for sticking to it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:21 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Think of me as your friendly Swedish neighbour.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:20 p.m.

@acciofollowersx @jillykid Or you will miss very important facts about ferrets, God forbid.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

@zappdos Thanks, and this is only the beginning.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Ok I sense this is a setup. If not, I'll be happy to retweet.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:13 p.m.

I'm sending you a book about Anatomy. No need to thank me. RT @tomfoxtreme: @sweden you're an asshole

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:05 p.m.

@stuhallybone Same reason people love to stare at a traffic accident.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9 p.m.

@Johnny_Boiiiii It doesn't have to be a movie he actually starred in.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:59 p.m.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that "Con Air" was a good movie.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:55 p.m.

@MWhalan Yes, but because of the circumstances I mentioned, we were unable to use any of it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:55 p.m.

@Emmaleigh504 It's always legit to be in love with me. It's even encouraged.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:53 p.m.

@JensHakanson This is why ferrets is our biggest export.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:51 p.m.

@kareldeprez More like sigh language because ferrets are super lazy.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:47 p.m.

@monksmood It's all a big lottery. It could be 25 degrees C and sunny, or we could have snow.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:46 p.m.

By popular demand, fun fact about the Swedish ferret: They are great listeners. Unfortunately they can't talk, so this ability is useless.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:43 p.m.

@_alexandraol Excellent! Is that your father on the picture because if so, tell him he's cute.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:42 p.m.

Dear @visitsweden, please take notes that almost everyone prefers to hear about ferrets rather than Sweden.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:40 p.m.

Ok so I'm back and ready to tell you more about the fabulous life of Sweden. Or ferrets. Your choice.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 6:25 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Haha will do, later tonight though. Going offline for a couple hours.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 6:24 p.m.

So, I need to visit the real world for a few hours. You've been great, I will continue to tell you about the truths of life (tm) soon.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 6:22 p.m.

.@spongepaddy I have yet to try to die in any country. Will update you when this happens.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 6:16 p.m.

@PeopleOfCanada Hey! Not much, just thinking of ways to use this account for world domination. You?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 6:11 p.m.

@jenblacker Haha no they're not. They're actually very simple and does make sense. Does not mean I don't intend to break them though.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 6:01 p.m.

@nijusaroan No, we're just very good at Photoshop. And thanks, I guess?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 6:01 p.m.

@Altharus I'll post one every day.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:57 p.m.

@tmfares @I_amGermany @redrobbery It's good there's no ranking system cause I'd be all "don't mention the score".

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:49 p.m.

@herclarity Pics or it didn't happen.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:49 p.m.

@bambinaforte We're not even doing this for ourselves, we do IT FOR YOU SWEDISH GOVERNMENT SO PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:47 p.m.

@nusepo83 It's the dots from twitter dot com.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:46 p.m.

@gemmakeenan @TKristenParker You guys! If I could fit you all in my basement I totally would.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

@fourthlinewing @ersatzidentity You are the reason I keep on going. You, and alcohol. And food. And some other stuff.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:42 p.m.

@chriskeating Well can your small children do this? *drinking a bottle of vodka and passes out in the gutter*

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:41 p.m.

@TheChaiGate Haha I might just sign up one day.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:38 p.m.

As you can see, I used green and red. This means that if you put on 3D glasses and look at this picture for 1m, you have serious problems.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:35 p.m.

@StevoJunor it means that in order to face your fear you must first fear your face.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

It took me almost a minute, but I think it was worth it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:27 p.m.

I just painted this. It's the city hall, in my favourite style I like to call "art immature"

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:26 p.m.

Ok so I'm the only Swede without Instagram. I still want to post pictures though so here you go:

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:23 p.m.

@justme277 No, just not to look for a partner. The way I interpret that is that it's ok to try to get laid.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:22 p.m.

@MarkWRoberts11 Haha wow. I'm not showing you my setup now.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:18 p.m.

@LeFiffre I will buy one for this sole purpose.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:17 p.m.

.@bambinaforte One of the rules of @sweden is "do not try to look for a partner". So, let's meet and talk about that business idea of yours.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

@bambinaforte I am but this is still a secret.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:12 p.m.

@MarkWRoberts11 HAHA JESUS!!! That's the best racks I've seen since Pamela Andersson.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:08 p.m.

@madeline_mill Too bad. I really wanted to hear more about your speedwalks and fruit eating. IT IS VERY INTERESTING TO ALL OF US!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

@MonsieurBanna That your food is absolutely awesome.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:06 p.m.

@grainreader Now don't go make this sexual because this slug clearly already has problems.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5:05 p.m.

@MarkWRoberts11 Whenever I get home I'll post pics. Cubase 5, bunch of softsynths, from all ewql to analogue stuff.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 5 p.m.

@eclairenboule @blodkorv We already have plans, we are the bestest of friends even in real life (yes, real life exists).

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

@grainreader It was just recycled actually and became a knife. My finger is not a fan of recycling anymore.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:57 p.m.

@PrincessPeiyi Thanks, you'll find me at @gummidjuret. Most tweets in Swedish though.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:55 p.m.

@moelmahi I run on nuclear power so we should be good for at least a week.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:51 p.m.

Ok one serious tweet - Thanks for all the support guys. It's my first day and am already in love with this.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:50 p.m.

@misirka That's awesome, thanks.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:49 p.m.

@anniedundun You just went straight to 74th place of people I like but have never met. Congratulations, a signed stamp is on the way.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:43 p.m.

@DuckFupper Irish and with a O' name? Approved!!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:42 p.m.

@filipborglin Just doing what I can for our beloved country.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

@Camden_Moser Thanks, I will frame this and put next to my picture of a seal I found on google.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:38 p.m.

@DuckFupper I hope everyone will read this important message!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:34 p.m.

@vanillawallah @NotaBeneNB The paper clearly doesn't say. But if there's a land called Chocolate land, then I bet that's it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:31 p.m.

@RegNom The paper doesn't say. Maybe it'll be in tomorrow's paper.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:29 p.m.

Sweden is the 2nd best country to live in, according to this paper.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:26 p.m.

@I_Am_Eleven Never been to Australia, but it's no my to do list.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

@Travnat This is good news, I've never been popular among the birds.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 4:14 p.m.

@MacPhersonA My life long goal has been achieved.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 3:56 p.m.

@tom_mcghee @Callum_TH Mine is an extremely unhealthy cupcake with 5000 kcal but tastes like granola.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

On an unrelated note, here's a smoking slug I found.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 3:42 p.m.

@iSweedie I always have time for world domination.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 3:20 p.m.

@rocketjsquirrel What the hell did I just watch?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 3:12 p.m.

@jenblacker Don't credit me though, credit all the penguins I hired to write my tweets. I'm actually sleeping as we speak.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 3:06 p.m.

@ribe6760 You're missing a take on a pretty common internet meme, that's all.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:57 p.m.

Ok, so let's see how many internet geeks that will get that last tweet.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:55 p.m.

Why didn’t we evolve from the birds instead of monkeys? See this is why we can’t have nice wings.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:29 p.m.

@SarahVarda I wouldn't know what sober Swedish people say.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:27 p.m.

@SarahVarda So I just googled what a duvet is and have come to the conclusion that you're drunk at the moment, so cheers!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:25 p.m.

@Stuart88Reid Haha yes, let's just wrap it up and call it a day.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:23 p.m.

@i_am_patsy I've seen that too. I think I'd rather stay awake though.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:22 p.m.

@Stuart88Reid Well last week is history. See what I did there?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:14 p.m.

@DRIMACHUCK I figure it's a great way to fall asleep.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:11 p.m.

Speaking of sleeping - Is it possible to sit on your entire body to make it fall asleep, like with your hands?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:05 p.m.

@svenskmonster And what about your nickname? Where did that come from?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2:01 p.m.

@thefoxjumps @i_masters See this is stuff I can use. Thanks!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 2 p.m.

@SleuyterNiels Is it legal to marry a country in Belgium?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:57 p.m.

Actually, if you all could send me your address and your biggest secret that would be great. It's for this black mail thing I'm doing.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:50 p.m.

Ok wow. Will never be able to reply to all these mentions, but rest assure I make notes of where you live, just in case I need to stalk you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:45 p.m.

@Slutsats P U S S (please keep this secret)

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:38 p.m.

So where are you guys from? I see a lot of americans in my feed though you should all be asleep by now?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:37 p.m.

@MurrayDeans Haha yes. Our government refused to build the worlds largest penguin statue and this is the result of it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:29 p.m.

@hanistar101 Thanks. Are you really from Alaska because if so I'll ask a lot of questions about it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:29 p.m.

@justme277 I am the king of Sweden, but have yet to decide what country I like the least.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:27 p.m.

@curlydena I now need a new life long goal.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:22 p.m.

@justme277 Great question. Let me check out the previous guys and come back to you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:21 p.m.

@carmencrash I won't tweet in English unfortunately. I guess you could always translate tweets. And thanks!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:21 p.m.

This is last summer, catching a bus/buzz.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:19 p.m.

So this is me in what I wish was my livingroom.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:19 p.m.

So I guess I have to be a little personal as well, posting pictures of me and my imaginary friends and all that jazz.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 1:05 p.m.

@dotsmy Thanks! I'm sending you a stuffed polar bear as a thank you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:36 p.m.

@eleni_sson a great vegetarian alternative.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:33 p.m.

@faderskepp chopstix and stones will break my bones.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:24 p.m.

@ninq I have an army of penguins writing tweets for me.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:23 p.m.

@muffinlady18 Thanks! I've only just got started.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:22 p.m.

@avatar81 How funny do you think I think I am?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:21 p.m.

.@Boxc Absolutely untrue. We also use it to buy penguins.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:19 p.m.

@tombellino I liked the first version better but still - thanks!

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:13 p.m.

Thank you for this week, it's been fun. The next curator will be @pontifex.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

@kcourtney8 You will be reincarnated as a badger.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:06 p.m.

@Marionstockholm I've reported that to them. Hopefully it'll be up soon.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:06 p.m.

@jakuboboza NO I only lie to 1. get out of trouble 2. everything else.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:05 p.m.

@maximine63 @hejsonja was one of my finest creations.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 12:03 p.m.

I got the idea from my mom as she programmed 2300 people to follow my @gummidjuret-account.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, noon

Did you know btw, that all prior @sweden curators were bots, carefully programmed by me?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:52 a.m.

@Shiiuga So you're an expert in monkey busines?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:51 a.m.

@PointPicaPixel Thanks, I'll do my best to ruin this during the week.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:50 a.m.

@brittvickstrom @milfeldxosti2 Not entirely sure, but they're protected from other people to take that surname. Only "important" families

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:49 a.m.

@slckrqn Say yes @harishenoy and I'll send you a pair of home knitted socks (one size fits all).

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:48 a.m.

@AlteaLaFea You're studying Swedish?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

@redrobbery So does ice cream trucks, yet you shouldn't let your kids jump into one alone.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:10 a.m.

Hi @TUI_com, does TUI stand for Tourism Under Influence, because if so I want to book a trip with you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:07 a.m.

@Caspita_1989 No :( So my life long dream will always just stay a dream.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:06 a.m.

@yoshidaeridesu Norway? Not so much. Finland - yes absolutely, with their knives and vodka.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 11:01 a.m.

@TonyClewes I give them loads of feedback, such as "Why isn't your time report in yet" and "why are you not making more money".

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:59 a.m.

.@AlteaLaFea Stockholm.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

@iJennyAtHome You spelled raisin wrong, and yes.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:56 a.m.

@MurrayDeans That's what my dentist said, too.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:54 a.m.

@iJennyAtHome If only this was true? :)

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:53 a.m.

@KatelynTatti I don't even have Instagram, but sure, I'll post pictures from sophisticated programs such as MS Paint.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:53 a.m.

@MurrayDeans 70000 employees, not bad. I finally have a chance to build a time machine so I can travel to 2215 and finally be dead already.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:50 a.m.

@bfg10k2 Haha shit. Didn't see that coming.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:49 a.m.

I wonder how my employess feel about me not having time for their questions "because I'm doing something very important here".

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:46 a.m.

@Emma_Hed My little pony - Beyond the rainbow.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:45 a.m.

@rrrrrosanne Thanks! Didn't know it was a competition, but I'll definitely need to cheat to win over @transfrans

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

@Partayam Do I ever NOT find myself crying in a fetal position? It's my favourite position. Let's do it together.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:37 a.m.

@VivianaPanteon I'm not following you. Either on twitter or in this discussion. Friskola?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:32 a.m.

To get a liiiittle bit more serious info about me, check

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:31 a.m.

@Ciarale I honestly don't know any member or any song of One Direction.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:29 a.m.

@simpabest Of course. This sex thing I've read about on the internet sounds crazy.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:29 a.m.

@NL_UNLIMITED I'm not discussing big topics like that on Twitter, sorry...

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:28 a.m.

@Caspita_1989 I don't even own a bike. I once rode a ghost on a theme park though.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:26 a.m.

"We found love in a hopeless place" and I had no idea Rihanna was in my apartment??? Let alone found Chris Brown there?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:24 a.m.

Maybe I should tell you about myself. 30 year old guy living in Stockholm. And that's about all you need to know.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:22 a.m.

@mrrix32_2 @dotsmy Thanks! Will do my best to ruin it for you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:21 a.m.

@N_Standingford If he was a cadbury egg I'd listen, but now... no. @masterwoob

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:17 a.m.

@the_turtle They've been doing that for decades already?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:17 a.m.

@thelittlepakeha @CaptainRaison I'm not sure I like where this is going. Or maybe I do. Yes, let's settle for that. I love it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:14 a.m.

@thefoxjumps Thanks! Adding it to my stamp collection (I only have that to impress girls).

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:11 a.m.

@BobOHara Just like after the Sweden vs Germany game - Don't mention the score.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:11 a.m.

@tinefuchs @ShantDotMe That's cheating which I think is wrong unless in a relationship.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:10 a.m.

@LeAnna4Now There's always room in my basement for you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:09 a.m.

@AliaAlNahawi Did you know I actually can read arabic so LOL.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:06 a.m.

@luftbahuhn Haha way to step up! Love it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:05 a.m.

@foltmar The best kind of animal. A rubber animal. We exist, even if only a few left.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 10:03 a.m.

I'm getting some tweets in german and I have no idea if it means "you're awesome" or if it's a plan to invade my house.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:59 a.m.

Ok so apparently this has been done already but did any of you guys find the Waldo trapped in my basement? I think not.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:54 a.m.

Idea: Dress someone as Waldo and have the google car take a photo. Then Google Earth will be the biggest Where's Waldo ever seen.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:51 a.m.

@MartinBjarnemar See this is what I'm talking about. Sweden's biggest mistake was giving animals the right to vote.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:50 a.m.

@PeopleofLeeds "It all started with Sweden (TM)"

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:49 a.m.

@beckin19 Was he ever on gameboy? I thought he was on those game&watch things?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:44 a.m.

@Shiiuga Are you sure because I think it would be D-grading to you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:43 a.m.

Thank you mr Egg. RT @MasterWoob: Apparently we've lost all control over the @sweden account given the muppet currently posting from it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:42 a.m.

@CTeakettle of all time. OF ALL TIME.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:39 a.m.

Ït's a very important question and I expect an essay from each and everyone of you, 20 pages minimum.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

The reason I want to be @sweden this week is to finally get an answer to this - Was donkey kong really ever on?

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:30 a.m.

@Berneau_Berns Lots of things. Running three companies. I write music and am also an engineer. Good combo.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:29 a.m.

@SoyElQueYoEra No idea so I'm gonna go ahead and guess she's a bus driver. @alexandrasuequi

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:28 a.m.

@toffeebugs Hey! I was just in manilla the other week.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:28 a.m.

@paigenicoleO_O Is blue an animal because if so, my favorite color and animal are the same thing.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:28 a.m.

@tbbol That's how this whole week will be like.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:27 a.m.

@imycomic It's all downhill from here.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:27 a.m.

@weeddude Hey! This will be a great week. For me that is. You guys will just have to get off the internet for a week. Will be good for you.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:26 a.m.

@TeamIsaacc What do I think about Sandviken? Never been there, so obviously I love it.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:26 a.m.

@Robbo_Junior @therealmacgyver Just like my fictional racist lawyer character Judge Mental.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:24 a.m.


@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:23 a.m.

So let’s get this show going. Just like Dumbo, I’m all ears.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:20 a.m.

I’ve been thoroughly tested on animals and they all LOVED it. Except for a badger, but he’s a total jerk and I hate him.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:20 a.m.

All you genetic manipulation people out there, feel free to make this happen.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:19 a.m.

I’m @gummidjuret, which means ”The rubber animal”. Not rubber as in condom, even though that would make for a pretty awesome animal.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 9:19 a.m.

Ok so let's get this going.

@sweden Jan. 14, 2013, 8:55 a.m.

Thanks for this week, I'm leaving the helm to @Gummidjuret. I'm sure you're really going to enjoy this! Bye bye, everyone, see you!