Vian Tahir

Vian Tahir

was @sweden 2017-05-08 to 2017-05-15

I am an online safety expert who teaches organisations to be troll-resistant. I’m also a huge sci-fi fan and overall pop culture geek, so my friend and I have a podcast suitably named ‘Peak Geek’. And I am currently the only one entitled lolcat expert in Sweden, which makes me the leading expert on lolcats in the country!

My superpower is that when I watch TV series, time slows down, which makes me capable of binge watching an entire season of a high school drama in one day. I also love books, but recently switched to audiobooks because it’s easier to wash the dishes with earphones than with a book in your hand.

I have two roommates, or bosses one might say – they’re named Klussen Optimus Prime Tahir and Zorro Mr T Tahir. They’re cats, and you’ll probably see a picture or two of them. There will probably be a lot of pictures of cute fluffy animals actually, so you might want to watch out in case of allergies or potential cute overload.

Before @:ing, please read the code of conduct; I will enforce a zero tolerance policy for any and all violations. I have a block button and am not afraid to use it.

Live long and prosper!

Vian Tahir's Feed

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:51 p.m.

@thisiscals I CAN be found on @Slacktivisten and the cats are at @kattriarkatet so plenty of internet places to meet again!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:49 p.m.

@thisiscals 🖖🏽🖖🏽🖖🏽

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:47 p.m.

@KevinParraD Thank you! And I had tons of fun with you!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:47 p.m.

@thisiscals All good things must come to an end! Farewell and LLAP!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:45 p.m.

@CeciliaLindgre6 Thank you and have a good week!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

@Ben_M_Berry Thank you! And you were a great subject!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 And may the kittens be with you too! Bye!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

@PnubK1 And you end with Star Wars?? To a Trekkie? LOL!!! Bye bye!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:41 p.m.

@insanelygreat Indeed it has! Thank you for that!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:41 p.m.

@MrJDucky Bye bye! Thanks for tweeting with me!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:41 p.m.

@LitenSpindel See you on another internet!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:37 p.m.

Well then signing off! Next curator is be @bandyzocke. https://t.co/TpOSlywv73

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:33 p.m.

@DocNotDoctor He's not actually Swedish he's from Denmark so don't worry!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Thank you so much and thanks for joining!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:10 p.m.

@consternating Thank you for your follow!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 8:54 p.m.

And if I should stay I would only be in your (you and the next curator's) way. So goodbye!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 8:53 p.m.

Well then? I guess I have to leave peacefully don't want to go all Marie Antoinette... But I sure have had a great time with you!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 8:42 p.m.

Since I entered with a song, I'll leave you with one. Please listen to this while I continue: https://t.co/RN7303CCPR

@sweden May 14, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

@SecretMsi AW THANK YOU!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

@sweden May 14, 2017, 8:36 p.m.

Anyhow you can follow me on @Slacktivisten. And don't forget my birthday May 21st esp @ChrisEvans & @idriselba. https://t.co/lXz7JWkF59

@sweden May 14, 2017, 8:19 p.m.

@Vuesionist @FarEasterner I do, and we have freedom of religion so all are free to have and exercise their own beli… https://t.co/Y135AkIwfN

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:59 p.m.

Don't forget to listen to your moms! https://t.co/et5gq3YBFh

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:58 p.m.

Don't know what we should do this last hour maybe just join hands and sing Destiny's Child's Survivour? Actually so… https://t.co/lGTIWE8VTG

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:53 p.m.

@AlarikRagnar Ah well then that sounds fun!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

RT @Medizin_Wookiee: Best Saxophonist Ever?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:18 p.m.

@tbdtbh Well those things always help but the fave is an instantly granted request so no need really!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:13 p.m.

@djShmeeJay Not yet I'll hold on til the last second!!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:12 p.m.

So before the end of my rule don't forget to get your Swedish citizenship here I'm a very open borders kinda ruler: https://t.co/j1ioMoYzGF

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

@worldofwickbom @buffgrl Ah no biggie there's a cheat for that! Just pitch your voice in the end like you're always asking a question?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:07 p.m.

@katteskes I AM considering it but seems they've put some precautions in to stop that.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:06 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK Thank you! And thank you! And see you on the flip side!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:06 p.m.

Still no AI, dome seems to be malfunctioning (or not even there at all) and I still find copies of Star Trek Into Darkness everywhere.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

Okay I don't have much time left this mutiny is in the works. Mere hours!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 7:02 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK Oh come on I've only got a couple of hours left the least you can do is call me boss!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:59 p.m.

Yes, I could have done this from the start but why do that when you can be wise after the fact............?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

@worldofwickbom @buffgrl @GoVisitDenmark @visitnorway I welcome one and all from all lands, realms and parallell universes!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

It's not all that edited but I'm sure you can manage!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

I just put all tweets in one blog post about how to deal with online harassment as individuals and organizations: https://t.co/SeA2OCzKrM

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:53 p.m.

@LitenSpindel I think it's because it's my last day! They're slacking off. Weather also broken here.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

@horsemankukka Hehe that's a whooole other discussion!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:29 p.m.

@horsemankukka True! This is why I said it's not all advice 😂 would've been twitter essay If I wrote all and ppl ar… https://t.co/5nEd1l04A5

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:24 p.m.

@horsemankukka still be irrelevant because I never have and never would have either way.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:24 p.m.

@horsemankukka And you are absolutely right about the fact that some tend to forget them. Like if I Vian Tahir woul… https://t.co/NKMFh0J94H

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:23 p.m.

@horsemankukka Yeah you're totally right! People might be real people and still not needed to be taken as HUGE CRIS… https://t.co/5csHLRbkFT

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

RT @horsemankukka: @sweden > vs. nickname and/or expressing emotions ➡️ always trolling/can’t be serious/biased in a bad way/etc.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

RT @horsemankukka: @sweden Ok! Just wanted to emphasize this bc so many people have this idea that Real Name and/or ”rational speech”➡️auto…

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

RT @horsemankukka: @sweden Same goes for accounts with real (looking) names! People do this a lot with their own face and name, too.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

@horsemankukka Yeah, you're right. I hope I got that through but now I'm not sure?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

The freeze peach is therefore intact. Like I said: https://t.co/nLauwOr7zz

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

The only thing that actually happens is that your social media account, which they are out to bother or harass, doesn’t get notified of it.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

This means they can still read whatever they like, post whatever they like. And they can still contact you.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

So they're not blocked from seeing your soc media. And you haven’t cut off all ways to contact. Surely you have tel no, email, website etc?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

Or use the app for their posts and the browser on their phone for reading. Or use that other non trolling account that’s not anonymous......

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

“But what about the fact that they can’t see our posts!” Oh but they can, they just have to log off or switch to another web browser.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

“But if we block someone aren’t we violating their freedom of speech?” Don’t worry they’re still posting, you didn’t take that away.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

I’ve worked in the public sector and even there we were allowed to block and delete. It was ok within the Swedish law (yes I asked lawyers).

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

Well you know what I’m gonna say: Go ahead delete and/or block. Yes organisations are allowed to block.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

But let’s say you know all this and you know this is an extremist groups are targeting you trying to create a storm. What do you do?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

Things might be turbulent in the short run but have a much more positive effect in the long run. Don’t focus too much on follower counts.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

@horsemankukka Yep! And I think I got to that too :)

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6:01 p.m.

That’s what matters. The member/reader/customer increase or decrease in one week or one day doesn’t always paint the whole picture.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 6 p.m.

I know, it's a fast, instant reply, quick update kind of medium. But look at time cycle for your organization instead of the social media.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:59 p.m.

Also, storms in water glasses pass quickly. People get tiered of it real soon. Look at it in the long run. Dare to chill on social media.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:59 p.m.

Count in %. Compare posts to followers/customers/members/readers. If you have 100 000 followers, 100 notifications isn’t really that much.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:57 p.m.

It might actually be one group targeting you with 10 posts each from 10 anonymous accounts each. Always think of the proportions.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

If you’re used to 10 notifications a day and suddenly get 100 in 1 h it might look like huge increase. But doesn’t mean it’s a huge problem.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

Another thing to have in mind for organizations is that a social media storm might be a storm in a water glass. (If U didn't REALLY mess up)

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:54 p.m.

Post rules everywhere! On website, in info on your social media, pinned post on social media page. Send link if someone breaks rules.. etc

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

Instant blocking? Deleting? Warning? Two warnings? Decide on a routine, make sure everyone in the organization knows it and stick to it!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

The rules are up to you, draw a line where you feel it’s appropriate for your organization. Then decide on consequences of breaking them.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

This was ofc a deliberate tactic. If you can’t swear it makes it more difficult to post rude things.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:49 p.m.

But for organizations the most important thing is rules! Have rules, enforce them. At one job we had a no swearing rule on our social media.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

Changing channel can also help changing the tone of the conversation. Talking to a person tends to make people less rude.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

Trolls will not.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

Think of the fake email thing like this: I use the same mail for complaints as the one I send work emails, or job applications with.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

(Fake emails and also fake users tend to love lot’s of numbers for some reason so it would be something like name1234@obscuremailclient.com)

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:46 p.m.

Some hate trolls might email. But look for tell tale signs like no full name, fake email account, no records of person in your database.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:46 p.m.

People tend to email or take a call if they're serious. And if they are serious they tend to give you info like their real name, number etc.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

But the best way to find out if it is a serious concern or just a hate trolling is to change the channel! Ask to email or can call them.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

My experience is trolls more often protest _against_ something (ie progress) and want exclusion of some, like minorities. So look for that.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:44 p.m.

They explain. They say they find something wrong/bad, explain why and sometimes even how it could’ve been done better or be redeemed.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

Language. When people criticize because they want change for the better they don’t just post a bunch of swear words and rude remarks.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

There are cases where organizations just made a lot of people really angry. But I'm not talking about those. I'm talking about trolling so:

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:41 p.m.

These are some (not all) of them. Note, depends on situation. For instance if you’ve REALLY messed up they might not apply at all.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

If you want to know if they’re trolling or expressing real concern there are ways to find out and they depend on situation.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

And, if they were, but your goal was to change direction then you’re still on the right path. It might be a loose some win more-situation.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

It might just be an anonymous account who was never subscribing, buying or a member of your organization.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

That doesn’t mean you should always listen to those threats from anonymous accounts, since there might not be anything to it at all.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

They might write things like “I’m never gonna buy your products again” or “I’ll unsuscribe” or “I’m leaving this organization”.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

Their goal is to hold you back, hold progress back. They don’t want you advocating diversity, equal rights or gay marriage bcz they hate it.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

There will be groups campaigning against you if you want to work with diversity for instance. Be prepared, and remember they have an agenda.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

Remember what your focus is as an organization. Who is your target audience? What do you want to achieve?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

What if the ones posting arn't customers, members, readers, voters or remotely interested in you in any way other than one targeted attack?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

First off, forget the old saying “the customer is always right” because what if they’re not even customers to begin with?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

It's a bit more complicated, lots of "depending on situation" (why I have 1h 30 min presentations on this). But I’ll try for short version.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

I promised to also post all of this at https://t.co/1yBFVRDWMY so don't worry it'll be there if not today then in a day or two.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

So, for companies. Yet again this is #myopinion (meaning @Slacktivisten ) But it is my professional opinion. Recap: https://t.co/xEpb5tBq3J

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:29 p.m.

Ok here we go! Organization specific advice! And also a long long thread. But also promise to post on my page!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:13 p.m.

@millerfan01 @VICE Uhm think you @ the wrong person.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

@Vuesionist @FarEasterner And that only Swedish traditions are pagan rites like Midsummers Eve or Maundy Thursday.… https://t.co/7rhBh1I0P7

@sweden May 14, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

@Vuesionist @FarEasterner You could then argue that everything Christian is not a Swedish tradition because those a… https://t.co/3uFqaMG5ee

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:38 p.m.

@smiffy Have a great tomorrow today Doctor!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:27 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK What do you mean other side I refuse to leave!!!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:21 p.m.

@smiffy Oh I see! Well then have a good night!!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:20 p.m.

@martinhalldin Oh right I think I've heard of them! But now I have to have them.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:15 p.m.

@smiffy I will make sure to post! You'll find it at https://t.co/1yBFVRDWMY if not today then soon!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

@loghaD @martinhalldin Wow this got me from SUPER EXITE to very much sad in like fifteen seconds 😂

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:12 p.m.

@martinhalldin Tell me more link give all information must see!!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:08 p.m.

@smiffy But I have some advice left for companies so I'll make a post after with ALL OF THE WORDS!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:07 p.m.

(Yes I know Doctor Who and Star Trek are not the same but it is ok to love them both!)

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:07 p.m.

BUT! I do have organization specific advice and will return with those after som food and Dr Who. For now LLAP and Geronimo!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:05 p.m.

This my dears were advice for individuals online, it CAN be applied to organizations also. https://t.co/xEpb5tBq3J

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2 p.m.

@willemdreesVEVO Well, it is my twitter. And twitter is just a fraction of what I do as I explain in the thread.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

@Hippopeteamus Or no wait did u make a captain America reference????

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

@Hippopeteamus I said block I'm pretty sure I said block and nothing else sir!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:58 p.m.

Freedom of speech does not equal compulsion to listen. The right to express opinions doesn’t make mandatory to read it. / @slacktivisten

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

Now, I bet someone wants to or already has said something about “freedom of speech”. I, @slacktivisten, stand by this:

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

I just leave that giant hydra in the corner where it belongs not giving it my time, fuel or energy.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:56 p.m.

And that my dears is what is going to make the difference. Us working together. Us talking to eachother, country and world wide.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:56 p.m.

Because, while they might be waging wars on the web, lots of others are doing good work both online and offline.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:56 p.m.

I met these amazing people involved with human rights causes, and young people who wanted to make a difference. I met the answer.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:56 p.m.

And BAM it hit me. I realized the hate-tweeters might be loud but they are actually not as many as they want it to seem.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:55 p.m.

I started working in project educating youth about social media (See site here but note they’re redesigning it: https://t.co/wNssP0VGZy )

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:55 p.m.

That’s what changed my mind from trying to debate people out of hating me and the fact that I am an immigrant or that I am a woman.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

But I and people like me might. So what is worth your time, what gets a better effect? Battle with the hydra or dialogue with the undecided?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

You want financial support and you want more volunteers. You think the hateful groups @:ing you will help with that? No.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

If you work with a cause or in an organisation, what do you want to achieve? Let’s say you work at a women's shelter.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:53 p.m.

Think of what we can do with our time if we don’t have to battle the hydra! I always think: What is my goal, what is my focus?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:53 p.m.

That is the foremost reason why I nowadays advocate block and report to social media and/or police for hate.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:53 p.m.

It’s not gotten better, now also civil rights advocates & anti racists. Effect is self-censorship. Inhibits participation in online culture.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:51 p.m.

In 2014 Freedom House pointed to how women and LGBTI rights are undermined by digital threats and harassment: https://t.co/p7Si4DwMju

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:51 p.m.

But why should you block? As I said to choose battles. To not focus on the ones who hate you, but the ones who might actually listen to you.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

And then, share your blocks! Chances are, if you get targeted, someone else like you might be next. Why not spare them this.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

You can also klick on hashtags on racist, sexist, gay bashing, trans hating, etc and so on topics and block the worst from there.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

So when specific accounts retweet you and you get a hoard of hate which they themselves don’t take action against you might have to.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

It could also unfortunately mean accounts that themselves don’t engage in hate but have a lot of followers that do.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

That means starting blocks with big extremist accounts (nazi, racist, sexist, LGBTI-hating etc etc), and onto to their followers and so on.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

So how do you combat a hydra? You have to get to the heart of it to block it off efficiently.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:48 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten They don’t want dialogue. At best they just want to throw their bigotry into your mentions, at wors… https://t.co/YESoh9kd3h

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:48 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten The thing about trolling is that it is meant to take up maximum of your time and energy and minimum… https://t.co/MT1wuggkW5

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:48 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten One person might have one official account and then a couple of accounts for hate follows and secre… https://t.co/RY16nOviJ6

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:47 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten Don’t be fooled by the account’s that they got, they’re still trolls from the block. With MULTIPLE accounts.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:47 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten Because here’s the thing. The group spewing hate speech, bigotry and harassment is a hydra. Slay on… https://t.co/5F7iYe6Z1s

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:47 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten For me, and for many others, the block button has become the very best tool online. It frees up time for so much more.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten Now I know some like to discuss and if that is your thing than you do you! But it is ok to not to. And it is ok to block.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten Why yes when it’s about other bigotry? Simple. Solidarity. My friends will come through for me, so I come through for them.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:45 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten Why not engage? Personal safety. Taxing on mental health to argue with one targeting my VERY BEING+… https://t.co/NVddEdYGoX

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:45 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten However if someone is being bigoted in some other way that is not personally affecting me, I will w… https://t.co/2i0J9sB0Hr

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten For instance, if someone spews sexism or racism at me I will not engage. I will not discuss my huma… https://t.co/uFxGb61jbe

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten I also believe that you are well within your right to say “heck no I’m out” when the topic of discu… https://t.co/VIMJM5ams6

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten And if that someone is an anonymous account with hate, nazi or troll symbols, chances are they’re n… https://t.co/eOodjDUffy

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:42 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten Meaning: If someone is spewing vile comments to you, you do not owe them answers.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:42 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten My stance nowadays is the more pragmatic: Choose your battles. But also choose your opponents.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:41 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten I used to advocate dialogue, but in recent years changed my stance. There is a time and place for d… https://t.co/JSebSkiSLu

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:41 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten So this is #myopinion, but a professional one based on years experience dealing with people who not… https://t.co/87jFKkMMHl

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:40 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten I’ve worked with people an interwebz, personally and privately been combating online harassment, ha… https://t.co/09DGap3rot

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:39 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten I’ve worked with information and customer service, as a press secretary in public sector and NGO communications officer.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:38 p.m.

.@Slacktivisten This will be quite a long thread but promise to put it all on my blog later!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

Note that following tweets are #myopinion. However, it’s my _proffessional_ opinion from years of experience. / @slacktivisten

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

backlash and revenge of the frogs. But I have some time and some seem interested, so let’s just do it. Hope you'll back me up with floof.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:36 p.m.

Got some emails and a tweet here and there asking me to write some of my advice social media. Wasn't planning on it because of the possible

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:29 p.m.

@Vuesionist @FarEasterner It is. For some people in Sweden Ramadan is a tradition. For others Chanukah. And others… https://t.co/R4WhaV2EkN

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:25 p.m.

@CallMeSpits @Milothicc We are standing by, following event closely and powering up the globe. https://t.co/H23QTXrEXX

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:40 a.m.

@JackdeReduvo Zorro is the kid in this household, but he's actually 9 years... still wreaks havoc on daily basis: https://t.co/RDTZ1jVg00

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:34 a.m.

@masja08 I lolled out loud so hard cats got spooked 😂😂😂

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:32 a.m.

@JackdeReduvo They all look great! And sound like a blast!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:32 a.m.

@hannaericksson @GodiePeCo Not at all! We know you still love the Eurovision in your own way, see this model: https://t.co/GQiHdXintL

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:24 a.m.

RT @Wekhevixwaz: @CawSor It's from the book 'Illegal' Traveller by Khosravi. Highly highly recommended! I'll do more tweets about it later.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:24 a.m.

RT @Wekhevixwaz: He spent total of 14 years in Swedish prison, where he continued his work, helping poor ppl migrate for free. Interview by…

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:24 a.m.

RT @Wekhevixwaz: Amir, a Kurdish man who helped at least 40,000 political asylum seekers get to Europe, explains why there are refugees htt…

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:05 a.m.

@cmbsweden Thank you! (But not done yet! Still got 11 hours!)

@sweden May 14, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

@GodiePeCo @hannaericksson Not now and not ever if I have a say in it. (Which I do.)

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:56 a.m.

@DoktorEgg I don't know?!?! Maybe they DO?!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:56 a.m.

RT @DoktorEgg: @sweden This is an outrage! The weather is far better now than last week thanks to your policies. Do they want it to start s…

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:55 a.m.

But first breakfast. Very important part of the day.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:54 a.m.

Anyhow since it is my last I think I'm gonna go all out. I mean why waste a great opportunity.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:52 a.m.

@WTFareyouhere Ok well when you're done call me I believe I have excellent references and would be an excellent ruler for you!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:48 a.m.

@vixlingr And I will miss you!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:46 a.m.

@Terrorfisk I did no such thing I have always been boss not please look into this cat's eyes for 60 seconds or more… https://t.co/vuh6EJAMiS

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:45 a.m.

And with only one week to go til my birthday (May 21st) still haven't heard from @idriselba or @ChrisEvans..... https://t.co/lXz7JWkF59

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:42 a.m.

U guise just got very disturbing news seems there's a coup d'état in the works, people might dethrone me tomorrow?! https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:37 a.m.

@rmiriam Didn't get the chance to say thank you yesterday because my mentions kinda exploded but THANK YOU!!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:35 a.m.

@Medizin_Wookiee I thought we were friends.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:20 a.m.

@howardweaver I'm against man buns on dancers.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:19 a.m.

@Medizin_Wookiee Whyyyy don't you like the rock?!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:19 a.m.

@Dinalli Yes it's mandatory for all swedes.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:18 a.m.

@hannaericksson Shocking! Luckily we don't revoke citizenships.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 9:17 a.m.

@taylormarkeb @Dinalli We're not sur we don't look up from our phones often enough to check!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 2:49 a.m.

@tbdtbh @R0J1N Sorry didn't catch it but here's a reenactment of it (it was sitting down couch dancing): https://t.co/WOIByJoQD6

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:50 a.m.

@klingonska I was trying to cover for us!!! 😂😂😂

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:38 a.m.

@klingonska Lol yeah we're definitely those teens trying to get attention from that older crush flying on clouds wh… https://t.co/QEOXFCukxS

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:31 a.m.

RT @nowngen: me when i laugh at my own tweets https://t.co/KVeS8WD8er

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:29 a.m.

@klingonska This is true, no way to please them not even with snacks.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:27 a.m.

RT @JustButtons__: Omg it's already a gif 😂😂 I'm totally going to over use it 👌 #Eurovision https://t.co/5kcXhvGS6K

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:25 a.m.

@klingonska Schhhhh don't call them minions they're gonna be sooo insulted!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:18 a.m.

@klingonska Did you just steal MY empire?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:17 a.m.

@klingonska You're welcome! And now you must do English translations ;)

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:12 a.m.

Ok time to "däcka" as it's called in Swedish when you basically pass out into sleep.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:10 a.m.

@fxinternet @Arcadian_O Oh that's right. The BOSS! That's who I am! https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:09 a.m.

@CeciliaLindgre6 Yeah I've dated the Chet Baker music type guys and they always like to diss the mainstream thing.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 1:05 a.m.

@fxinternet @Arcadian_O No. I AM sweden what are you doing this is mutiny?!?!?!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:58 a.m.

@HortonIsAHoe To you use it as an insult is derogatory and that's that nothing to discuss.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:54 a.m.

@HortonIsAHoe No need for the r-word there. It's all right to express disappointment without derogatory words..

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:43 a.m.

@ElroyK I did not I mean dude you're part of it....

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:41 a.m.

@randallbell I made a HUGE mistake I am so sorry!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:41 a.m.

Wow after that elitist diss from Portugal of basically the whole #Eurovision I take my vote back not even the sweater makes up for it.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:38 a.m.

I mean I WAS rooting for this guy based on that sweater which was 10/10 I approve but still wanna hear the sax. https://t.co/oozYSOQ2Hz

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:36 a.m.

Good for Portugal BUT can we just hear epic sax guy again???? #Eurovision

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:33 a.m.

This ALWAYS happens I think the whole vote presenting turns my head upside down because of the tediousness. #Eurovision

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:32 a.m.

Damn at the end I kinda wanted us to win anyway WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! https://t.co/0XZh4ihJYH

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:29 a.m.

@msteeman Running streams and beaches with waves.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:28 a.m.

OK THIS IS IT WAKE UP EVERYONE #EUROVISION

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:27 a.m.

@msteeman Just don't think about waterfalls!!!!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:26 a.m.

@msteeman This is standard here too.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:26 a.m.

@iasipawnee Can't we just eat snacks and have a laugh?

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:25 a.m.

@EVNawesome Sorry all snacks are gone now you're too late! But send animal pics thank you.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:23 a.m.

First one to fall asleep on the couch because this takes ages. #Eurovision https://t.co/pQAAUHSW7l

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:21 a.m.

@Py1r0 But it sure it looks weird!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:18 a.m.

@Py1r0 Slut means end or final, and spurt means spurt as in running soooooo it's final spurt for the sale.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:16 a.m.

At least we got a cute doggo! #Eurovision

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:13 a.m.

@AnoukPross Nah lots of traditions also.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:08 a.m.

@missileofpeace Yeah! You cringe and lol at the same time!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:08 a.m.

Good they started that whole dance party break so the audience didn't fall asleep....... #Eurovision

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:06 a.m.

@brettinthecity Lots of people have made this suggestion kinda considering it now.

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:04 a.m.

@ella_bella_blue Hm actually that could be a good solution!

@sweden May 14, 2017, 12:03 a.m.

Every year I love and hate this point presentation thing equally. It's sorta funny and also mind numbingly boring. #Eurovision

@sweden May 14, 2017, midnight

Finland I thought we had an understanding. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:58 p.m.

Why didn't you listen Denmark?!?! #Eurovison

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:55 p.m.

The hosts should really have the same rule as me. #Eurovison

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:52 p.m.

@finkladd Omg I know I missed that was staring at my phone 😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:51 p.m.

@Sebadjas Ok no need for harsh language.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:51 p.m.

@PanicFolks Lol would be kinda a fun irony!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:50 p.m.

@thinkverse Nope I was tweeting 😂😂😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:49 p.m.

@BayesianUpdater I'm not sure? Maybe dhl? Not sure!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:47 p.m.

@Ullabella73 I'll have to go into exile.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:45 p.m.

@donnysp I might have..................

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:40 p.m.

@PanicFolks Who are the Danes voting for please not Sweden https://t.co/zmYHGscTWm

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:39 p.m.

@siuhaj Dangit then U.K. definetly shouldn't get the votes!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:36 p.m.

@cammmilla I think that's another reason to give us a break 😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:34 p.m.

@CapriciousNest As long as it's not Sweden!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:33 p.m.

@KatMelMas Yes sorry for not telling you you're all allowed to speak!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:30 p.m.

Went to kitchen came back and someone switched to Star Wars didn't know it was a musical with dancing storm troopers? #Eurovison

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

Ok so during the recap we are still not allowed to talk during Belgium and still dancing to epic sax guy https://t.co/Oi6MawTIYF

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:22 p.m.

@VictorHarju Yes I am hellooooo Victor!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:21 p.m.

@gsonderby I love her too but we can't afford it.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:19 p.m.

@hiimhexag0n It was a strong contender!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:17 p.m.

Just want to clarify that we don't all walk around doing emoji hand expressions very important you know that. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:15 p.m.

Ok the couch votes for the following 3 contributions: Epic sax guy (Moldavia) Belgium No borders, no nations (Portugal) #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:13 p.m.

@joelhacking I know I'm hoping that will trip them up!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:13 p.m.

@siuhaj Sorry I don't like quitters..... ;);););)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:12 p.m.

@avatar81 You right country and your oil why are you trying to bankrupt us??

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:10 p.m.

Remember NO voting for Sweden. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:06 p.m.

@finkladd @ireland Ok fine but no more than that.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:04 p.m.

@chrisfromabc2 Good job I fully support this!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:03 p.m.

@thinkverse I need to think about our economy as the boss of this land!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:03 p.m.

I am only 12 years old what is this https://t.co/NM3qNskhH7

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:02 p.m.

I am only 12 years old what is this https://t.co/ToR6UdExcZ

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:02 p.m.

I am only 12 years old what is this https://t.co/xhm75XKjer

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:01 p.m.

@MJ_Swick I know I tried to forbid it they didn't listen!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:01 p.m.

@kateeeeeeeee_ Hello I am only 12 years old what is this

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:59 p.m.

Aaaaah stop @:ing me I do not know this Robin person I am only 34 years old and what is this??? #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

AS LEADER OF SWEDEN I FORBID YOU TO VOTE FOR US https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo We can't afford another #Eurovision this soon.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:55 p.m.

We are now allowed to speak again. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:55 p.m.

@donnysp Bet green rom will have lots!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:54 p.m.

Me and @R0J1N bf are forbidden to speak because she loves this song. She actually shushes us. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:53 p.m.

@SwidyFatale That's only 3! Seems fair to me.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:53 p.m.

@donnysp But don't forget the dancers! (Man bun tweet was actually because of a dancer!)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

@donnysp Not ALL of them surely there are more?

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:50 p.m.

And of course Zlatan is exempt always.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:49 p.m.

@jodeet Dangit so many exemptions!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:48 p.m.

@donnysp Not until we've seen all!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:46 p.m.

Wasn't sure about Portugal but now top contender for my vote. #Eurovision https://t.co/ZPbOI69CNC

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:44 p.m.

Also Hungary are exempt from this. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:41 p.m.

RT @TheEverwritten: Were really needed Jon Henrik this year to show these amateurs that Jojk > Yodel. #ROU #Eurovision @Sweden

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:38 p.m.

@unlikelymaths @manszelmerlow Well I'd start with "Watch out for Måns he'll try to steal the show".

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:37 p.m.

Except Portugal. Portugal is exempt from this. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

RT @LizzieBethHD: @sweden Holy shit that's AWSOME (even though I don't understand anything but COOL) https://t.co/piPASqR0Qq

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

I am against all man buns and man bun adjacent hairdos. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:33 p.m.

Still don't get how they chose @manszelmerlow to host last #Eurovision over me tbh.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:32 p.m.

So you know Måns Zelmerlöw and I were on a list of Sweden's top 100 up and comers. I placed 74. Måns was nr 82.... 💁🏻https://t.co/ZYVA4V0NfK

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:28 p.m.

I'm so sorry I tried to tell him to stay but he didn't listen. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

DAMMIT MÅNS don't steal all the shows! #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:23 p.m.

@adambrenecki Ok backing out of twitter now!!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

RT @kidsonplanes: Why hasn't @StarTrek gotten hold of this info? #ussfederationvision ought to be next... https://t.co/2wUCoBnkbV

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:21 p.m.

@klingonska Wait am I Klingon now too BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:21 p.m.

RT @TheEverwritten: Glad to see Samir and Viktor in #Eurovision during this #GRE song. @GregPoehler @sweden

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:20 p.m.

@TheEverwritten @GregPoehler I specifically TOLD THEM to stay at home but they didn't listen.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:20 p.m.

Wait is this Australia?? I'm so confused. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:19 p.m.

@1azylizzie @klingonska MAYBE klingonska should switch to English translation ;)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:18 p.m.

I really appreciate a woman who brings men in skimpy outfits with her on stage. Strong contender for my vote. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:14 p.m.

If you know Swedish OR KLINGON follow @klingonska who live tweets #Eurovison in Klingon with Swedish translations and it is the best combo!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:05 p.m.

@lemmyhazard We actually kinda like your Sam Tarley!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 10:04 p.m.

Seriously you should just follow @R0J1N oh and also learn Swedish. #Eurovision https://t.co/UaF9T5PtRq

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:59 p.m.

@Kishmishiani I do! Don't know if it's always true for me tho...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:57 p.m.

@thinkverse This dictatorship thingy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:56 p.m.

@AndersSivert LOL well Swedish and rest of Europe so maybe it'll work!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

@bernihochrainer Not telling yet will decree at end of performances!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:54 p.m.

@Kishmishiani Nah I'm a Gemini I just do these things discretely ;)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:52 p.m.

As boss of Sweden ( https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo ) I decree we shall break the #Eurovision voting alliance with neighboring countries this year.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:50 p.m.

@Kishmishiani Don't know if Italy has an @ also don't wanna cause diplomatic crisis 😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:49 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK Pfft did you see my snack table not at all jealous!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:48 p.m.

Not naming names but some artist take this "make love to the camera" thing too far. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:46 p.m.

I, as boss of Sweden https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo , support Hungarys contribution but not the regime. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

@Twinkletoesxxxo FAN FRIKKING TASTIC!!! Love it!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:42 p.m.

And @R0J1N also yells "NOW" and forces us to dance at every sax guy-part. (We comply. We love it.)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:40 p.m.

@devinher No we televote, and gave a jury.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:39 p.m.

Ok my friend @R0J1N just shot up and yelled "OKAY GET READY FOR EPIC SAX GUY!!!!!!" And I fully support this statement. #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:33 p.m.

@manueldevjour @LizzieBethHD I'd say a nazi government isn't reasonable anywhere. But neither are other totalitaria… https://t.co/itV9OZ4MOk

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

@SwedeMuses All ways are good ways!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:31 p.m.

@NandaCabrera Friends are kinda rooting for Portugal I'm not sure yet!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:31 p.m.

@EVNawesome Better be quick then we'll eat it all soon.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:29 p.m.

@SarahCorde Lol I remember that one but it kinda proves my point 😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:28 p.m.

@jonassjostrand I'm happy with song amongst many as long as it isn't awkward!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:27 p.m.

@Phrewfuf Yeah that one and then the one where the guy kissed wife's belly in the performance...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:26 p.m.

@universe_rider Oh I don't even have the time to answer...!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:25 p.m.

@TheManko Oh come on still better than lots of other years!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:25 p.m.

@UkuleleKris Always something with Poland if the song is ok the staging is weird or the other way around.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:24 p.m.

@angieiowagirl Well still not embarrassing so I'm cool with it.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:20 p.m.

@djShmeeJay See this is how it gets to you!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:19 p.m.

As half Polish I'm just happy Poland doesn't have a super weird embarrassing act for once................ #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:17 p.m.

@NickJMB Hiya! Thank you and have a good show!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:15 p.m.

@djShmeeJay @elonmusk This sounds like a great plan actually!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:14 p.m.

@janbarstad Not sure I understand the question?

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

@Luke_Stratford That's because that's the snack table!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

@randallbell Can't promise anything!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:12 p.m.

@JonathanRL NO! We will guard it with our lives!!! https://t.co/mxLYAd2RhF

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:10 p.m.

@GodiePeCo No we're super cool what do you mean all chill and calm and collected............. 😂😂😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:08 p.m.

@MinjireKinuthia You're right there are those too!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:07 p.m.

@djShmeeJay @elonmusk Well since I'm going there I will also bring Eurovision so not sure you wanna do that...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

@djShmeeJay Hmmm, not sure that would help tbh!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:59 p.m.

@djShmeeJay Well hm have you tried South America then?

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:57 p.m.

@djShmeeJay No I just put all those into group 3!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

SEE how can we not let them join! https://t.co/2CzvKhcVq5

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

After all that dedication ofc they should be invited to join us on stage! #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:54 p.m.

Australia are the super fans like Sophia Grace if #Eurovision was Nicki Minaj: https://t.co/qUrqjE0qY3

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:51 p.m.

About Australia's participation in #Eurovision: After long consideration I am pro. They have been die hard fans for so long they deserve it!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:49 p.m.

Don't forget not too late to jump ship! #Eurovision

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

@adebradley That was before I was boss everything is settled now!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:32 p.m.

@l4xs1ll Moahahahahahaha EXACTLY.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:32 p.m.

Sorry! Forgot about you parents! https://t.co/aW4GSZYqMY

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:30 p.m.

@DocNotDoctor See following tweets just answered :)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:30 p.m.

@1azylizzie I'm not voting til I've seen all tonight!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:29 p.m.

This is Danish propaganda!!! Don't listen to it! Alt facts! https://t.co/Mb3FIdmC6s

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:28 p.m.

@h0bb3 Don't make me send the catriarchy over!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:26 p.m.

Oh, and if you're wondering about me: was group 2 a long while, but embraced #Eurovision fully couple of years ago and joined group 1.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

But that is rare. People in group 3 tend to love the complaining too much.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:51 p.m.

@h0bb3 Silence!!! I will have order!!! Now look into this cat's eyes for 60 seconds or more. https://t.co/yHOhclMUPG

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:50 p.m.

So when they change crowd they can join group one. And there have been instances of people going from group 3 via 2 all the way to 1.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

Sometimes it changes because people in group 2 are actually not ironic lovers of #Eurovision at heart but hang out with a bad crowd.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:47 p.m.

3. The ones that love to hate #Eurovision and love to tell everyone they find it a)boring b)distasteful c)pointless or d) all of the above.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:45 p.m.

2. The ones that ironically love #Eurovision and watch it for the fun of all the quirky things and like to make witty remarks.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:44 p.m.

1. The ones that love #Eurovision fully. They've often followed it for years, know all songs and fun facts. A blast on Eurovision-parties!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:42 p.m.

Ok to get in #Eurovision mood let me tell you about how all swedes love it! See there are three groups, but they all love it in some way.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:39 p.m.

.@svenskkollaps I of course meant whether but you got that.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:34 p.m.

If you want daily updates on the status of Sweden and weather or not it has collapsed you can follow @svenskkollaps. (Ps Nej means No)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:33 p.m.

@DunDoTweets I don't remember those two which is lucky I guess 😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 7:32 p.m.

@richymills It's cool, he account @svenskkollaps (Has Sweden collapsed) has the answer: https://t.co/ti2J5sTgQU

@sweden May 13, 2017, 5:52 p.m.

@grahamlampa Everything is really Sweden in one way or another!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

@siuhaj Ah that's just me. A perk of being boss my hand reaches everywhere.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

@aarenp Omg 122? Then you are WELL WITHIN YOUR RIGHTS to be cranky!! Go catch some vitamine d asap!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 5:05 p.m.

@Rymdolov Yep we were all like "pfft child's play".

@sweden May 13, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

@pgteekens No we're not! Totally not! Please look in to this cat's eyes for 60 seconds or more. https://t.co/5519XRRL4m

@sweden May 13, 2017, 5 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Nope! But I'm thinking tweeting from Sweden tips the scale to Eurovision...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

So it wasn't all dark and twisty in children's shows but there were plenty...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

A tweeter reminded me of Fem myror är fler än fyra elefanter (Five ants is more than four elephants). This I LOVED. https://t.co/zJeTPKMIIS

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:51 p.m.

@aarenp Wait what Seattle? I thought it always rained there?

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

RT @ZimmeNP: @sweden the globe also represents the sun in the largest model of the solar system in the world: https://t.co/oNzsiNPFqs

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

@ZimmeNP Right thanks for the link I'll retweet it!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

@sebastianliem Have heard multiple with same theory. I am investigating.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

@hansnicolaisen I'm fine with boss! And I'm way cuter than Idi.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

@bedroomation Sound interesting! Will check it out!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:44 p.m.

Remember when I told you we see the Globe almost daily. Sometimes it's twice in a day since we pass it with the sub… https://t.co/BVTbiMjHB3

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:37 p.m.

@bedroomation I'm working on a dome so hopefully that'll help! https://t.co/Iq8saWO2Wc

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:35 p.m.

@1azylizzie @LitenSpindel Dangit that dome they've done a lousy job I see.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:34 p.m.

@LitenSpindel Let me know if it isn't fixed til tomorrow!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:34 p.m.

@bedroomation Hoping next month will be even better!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

@diverdutch Haha yeah we get a bit over excited about the sun here...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

@LitenSpindel I will! And I'll use my bossy voice.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

@bedroomation Don't let it fool you tho! Not summer yet...!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

@LitenSpindel What is WITH that dome?! I'll call engineering right away.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 4:20 p.m.

Taking rest of day off bcz look at it it's lovely! Still bit chilly but ok in sun! (This is Medborgarplatsen btw… https://t.co/2393AheDb8

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:44 p.m.

Sorry but summary I promised will have to wait 'til tomorrow as I am too amped up because this was so interesting and so much fun!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:41 p.m.

@SveElevkarer Don't tell the others but you've been my fave audience to date!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:40 p.m.

In case you don't recognize it, this was my jam: https://t.co/4kRAUhQQHi

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:38 p.m.

@amaliaberglof So awesome to meet you! Hope the fika was good!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:38 p.m.

@DunDoTweets Ah that explains it! I wasn't here then.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

@andreasviklund No but seriously, I love to speak to people with life long wisdom so fully agree with you there too!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

@andreasviklund Ah I understand! I'm focusing on you know spreading the word of the lolcat so works better for me!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:36 p.m.

@zaraftgarrix Why does this ALWAYS happen to me.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:34 p.m.

Had a blast and @SveElevkarer who are AWESOME let me fulfill my life long dream to walk onto a stage with an intro… https://t.co/xK9Fx3xcSB

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:26 p.m.

@zaraftgarrix What do you mean we're not friends??

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

@beer_bender Ah free weekend good for you!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

@DunDoTweets Don't think I ever tried it!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:23 p.m.

As boss of country I love to speak to the youth! Our only hope tbh. https://t.co/kq3t6ZZCP2

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:19 p.m.

@Medizin_Wookiee Ah long time since I watched wrestling so The Rock I guess 😂 Haven't made up my mind bout the Eurovision tho...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 3:17 p.m.

@beer_bender Ah I'm off now but hope you'll have a good one!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:24 p.m.

Here we go! Time to speak to the Swedish Federation of Student Unions in ten minutes! COMMENCE COUNTDOWN!… https://t.co/L53WdHyKke

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

@Bluefredo @nevershake Yeah it is! But hoping for comeback...!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:08 p.m.

@KymriskaDraken Ah that seems like a lose lose situation.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:08 p.m.

@DaveMedlo Like this one I wrote the other day: https://t.co/eG9YoBPLdZ

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:06 p.m.

@DaveMedlo Definetly! And also a good horror story.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:53 p.m.

@davidebrady But only the bottom half of the legs so wouldn't be a total disaster...!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:52 p.m.

By the power of this tweet: https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo I offer all to become Swedish. Just fav the tweet I'll take care of the rest.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

Speaking of #Eurovision I've heard rumors (gotten tweets) that you U.K. fans have doubts about the outcome tonight. I've found a solution!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

@davidebrady I was thinking more high-tech like they materialize and de materialize or something like that!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:48 p.m.

@adebradley Mhm rub it in why don't ya.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:46 p.m.

@angeIinperson In Viania (renamed it) of course!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:46 p.m.

@adebradley And I am obviously jealous!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:43 p.m.

@adebradley I would agree but then we're gonna have angry WWE fans in our mention so I'll just say: They're all good things!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:41 p.m.

I chose #Eurovision not sure it was the right choice, depends on the outcome.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:40 p.m.

@davidebrady Well there are those with zippers but retractable would be cooler!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:39 p.m.

And for tonight I had to choose between WWE Live and #eurovision!? Typical day when one should have a time machine.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:38 p.m.

Don't know why but this day seems to be packed with cool things. Had to say no to moderating talk at @GeekGirlMeetup because I was booked.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:31 p.m.

@Phrewfuf I know! Been thinking bout the irony of that... but my talks are more about bullying, hate speech and har… https://t.co/GffSCs57qL

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:26 p.m.

@Gavelinus Well then good luck and hope the holidays will be awesome!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:24 p.m.

@insanelygreat That's tru! So you always envy someone!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:18 p.m.

@alexolaus Wait what you play music? I could've had an intro song like boxers going into the ring??? Dangit missed that :(

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:14 p.m.

@thisiscals Lol then google lied to you!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:13 p.m.

@thisiscals You did! But in the literal sense. We use "Varsågod!" for the phrase you're welcome.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

@Snuva Seems to be global then!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

@davidebrady I am a firm believer of: You can take a coat off but you there's no sewing back your pant legs if you don't have any.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:11 p.m.

@thisiscals Cool! You follow some Swedish accounts then I presume?

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:10 p.m.

@DaveMedlo Thank you very much. We too look forward to these fairytales. They make excellent cautionary tales about… https://t.co/U5qBe1izij

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:09 p.m.

@thisiscals Oh so you took over my mandatory fika! Thank you for that!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:08 p.m.

And all will be shaking their head about the others unreasonable and not weather appropriate attire.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

'Tis the season when you see some in shorts and t-shirt others in jeans and jean jackets and some in winter coats at the same time.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

Ah us swedes, clothing and our so called spring weather...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:04 p.m.

@Crisprtek Ah, if I don't have to I skip it all together!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:04 p.m.

@thisiscals I must be one of the very few that doesn't get the whole fila fascination... but thanks!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:02 p.m.

@HeleneTheSmall Ah well the sooner you get it done and so on :)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:37 a.m.

@delano501 Well it's 11:73 here so yeah :)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:18 a.m.

@Crisprtek I did that a couple years ago. Man was it stressful, but had no choice!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:18 a.m.

@emmajosefine07 Ah well then at least I'm not the only one! Hope the emergency sorts itself out! Ps you're true heroes! Ds.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:17 a.m.

@GodiePeCo Not sure, it is nice in one way but kinda boring when most people are working..!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:17 a.m.

@delano501 I'm getting ready to go to work, so I guess we're switching off then :)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:16 a.m.

Looking forward to it, and I'll bring you along too! Maybe give you a summary of the presentation here, while you're having a nice day off.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:15 a.m.

I'm getting ready for my presentation today for presidents and council members. Will talk about online safety in the working environment.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:13 a.m.

So anyone else working this Saturday? My week's been upside down. Started it with time off and ending with work.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 11:11 a.m.

@DaveMedlo Sorry we're not Sweden anymore, it's Viania now that I took over.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:23 a.m.

@mmariebg Maybe too young to be scared? Although my brother was 3 and scared. Hmmm... Anyway never seen Grèven myself!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 8:21 a.m.

@kristin_wester @Yownas I prefer the Czech animated films any day!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:34 a.m.

@carolynUK @YouTube I might look at it but tomorrow just in case!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:16 a.m.

@axelsampieri But not AS weird as Ika I'd say. And still there are more just cute and not super weird things I think?

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:11 a.m.

@axelsampieri Lol the last seems to be a huge part of the process when you look at them..

@sweden May 13, 2017, 1:06 a.m.

@GeekySwede Just thought of this scary scenario: A MASHUP OF THE TWO SHOWS 😱😱😱

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:59 a.m.

@CapriciousNest I think since Bollibompa is what caused it I shouldn't look at any more of it 😂

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:59 a.m.

@tbdtbh All of them?? Because I'm not sure I can count all night I mean I have to sleep too..!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:58 a.m.

@axelsampieri What was it with these weird tv shows for kids??

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:52 a.m.

@calice1 OMG we had the ants and the elephants in the nineties too and I LOVED that intro!!! Still do.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:52 a.m.

Confession: I am 34 years old and that Ika i rutan music still creeps me out. Not sure how I'm gonna fall asleep now.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:48 a.m.

@tbdtbh Didn't notice the floor was focused on Lena!! Thank you SO MUCH for the video ❤️❤️❤️

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:47 a.m.

Maaan there were some dark and twisted things going on in Swedish tv-shows in the 90s.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:45 a.m.

RT @MabandeOpenBeta: @sweden "Simpa" is "Cabezon" in English (and it still makes no sense).

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:45 a.m.

They used to..... rub butts...? And also say "You haven't been out rubbing butts with someone else gave you?!" .................??? SO WEIRD

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:44 a.m.

We would never watch that either... too weird.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:44 a.m.

There was also Simpor och Grodfötter (I don't know the translation for the first word but the second is frog legs) https://t.co/wR37yGMoOk

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:42 a.m.

@Gavelinus I LOVED THAT!!! Best thing!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:40 a.m.

@Nissvik Lol they have already!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:40 a.m.

@doedkoett I would gladly trade you, even though I've seen some of it and that too was weird.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:39 a.m.

@Lasselelle Didn't see much of it but Snuggles was more weird than scary.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:38 a.m.

@Gavelinus This country had some daaaark stuff in the kids programmes!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:38 a.m.

@Yownas Tell him sorry from me!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:37 a.m.

@doedkoett Yeah especially for a kids show!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:37 a.m.

@PnubK1 That's not even the scary part!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:36 a.m.

@Moataz11Vip I totes understand that would've done the same..!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:35 a.m.

@Lasselelle YEAH sure did! Such a change from the smurfs and stuff!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:35 a.m.

@zpleat But that's not quite adapted to kids ;)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:34 a.m.

@Lasselelle Glad someone enjoys it.....! (No seriously one of my best party stories.)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:34 a.m.

@MabandeOpenBeta No it is me being exposed to something I was not prepared for!!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:33 a.m.

@axelsampieri I know I linked it myself ;)

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:32 a.m.

@tusensolar Omg such a diss and I lolled!!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:32 a.m.

@Lasselelle But imagine not understanding anything and seeing that, also being used to stuff like this: https://t.co/6dDnAdlFvc

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:31 a.m.

@prinsesskorven Lol I've noticed you either loved it or hated it!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:30 a.m.

RT @robertlescieur: @sweden My scariest memory was Mumin trollen, the Swedish live action version, where in one episode all the Mumins took…

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:30 a.m.

@robertlescieur OMG I've heard about that before must've been super creepy!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:29 a.m.

RT @Yownas: @sweden Pfff.. You kids had it easy... This is what I grew up with. https://t.co/2QuRUA7JJN

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:29 a.m.

@Yownas Oh I've heard about that one! Not sure it tops Ika tho!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:28 a.m.

Btw still hate horror movies not so difficult to guess why..!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:28 a.m.

Anyway that was the story about my first and so far scariest Swedish kid's tv show.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:27 a.m.

Sorry meant to say my _brother_ would cry uncontrollably if he heard the music.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:26 a.m.

@WileyComedy Well this was me as a kid watching a show for kids...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:24 a.m.

I had nightmares for WEEKS about this skeleton dance: https://t.co/Hk8BjzPesv My would cry uncontrollably if he even heard the music.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:23 a.m.

And we were traumatized forever. Imagine! Kids not understanding a word that is said hoping for the smurfs and seeing that?!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:21 a.m.

What we had seen was the kids show Ika i rutan (Ika in the tv-square): https://t.co/DXXlHKv9bN

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:19 a.m.

We were TERRIFIED! Both me and my brother were in full panic and one of my parents quickly turned off the tv.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:18 a.m.

What it was, was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my whole six year long life. Creepy organ music, a strange woman and a SKELETON.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:17 a.m.

Björne stops talking and something new comes on, we're super excited wondering what this could be!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:14 a.m.

Anyhow we might not have loved it but we didn't hate it either. But we were promised programs within the program so we thought... CARTOONS!!

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:13 a.m.

The bear was talking to the toys and I was like "silly bear those are toys they can't talk!!!" But the guy in the bear suit made sense...

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:12 a.m.

So the bear I bought but then he had a snail and a dog and a horse. The snail was just a stuffed animal and the dog… https://t.co/rqaEo8xXvK

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:09 a.m.

And you know how kids logic goes, some things one bought some one was like no this makes no sense, and the logic is kinda random.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:08 a.m.

There was also this thing called Björnes(The Bear's) Magasin, a cartoon intro but then a man in a suit. Like so: https://t.co/QjXMK8NgvE

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:05 a.m.

But parents asked around found out the children's program starts at 18.00 and is called Bollibompa. Super cute name right...?

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:04 a.m.

And also perfect way for us to learn the language! Cartoons and stuff! Me and my brother were used to colorful cute shows like Maya the bee.

@sweden May 13, 2017, 12:02 a.m.

We came to Sweden when I was 6 years old, my brother 3. We didn't understand Swedish but parents thought kids programs would be universal.

@sweden May 13, 2017, midnight

I'm off to bed soon but you wanna see something creepy? Or we'll it sure scares me when I was a kid. First, some backstory!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:35 p.m.

@mehoyum But there will be a US remake so there's at least something happening with it in the US: https://t.co/GpqxFXVSUe

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:33 p.m.

@mehoyum @NRKno See I have NO power over Norway unfortunately so I can't to anything about that but if I could ther… https://t.co/gmuKEEEa4D

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:30 p.m.

@LazyDaisyFace But you know how you can get brain freeze from ice cream? Well turns out same thing can happen with… https://t.co/UGLnBxQtjx

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:26 p.m.

@LazyDaisyFace Me too but at one point even my eyes were all flooffed out so can't rally blame people 😂

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:24 p.m.

And @NRKno are graciously letting us watch it from Sweden online at on https://t.co/3tk3MsHc6t BUT the suspense is still killing me!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:23 p.m.

It's a cool concept, releasing short clips every couple of days and publish text convos etc in between so you get almost daily updates.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:20 p.m.

If I was the boss of Norway I'd give you the whole season of Skam (tv show see previous tweets) WITH English subtitles no need to wait.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

@thisiscals Hmm I don't know! You know it's that thing when you get used to something so you kinda don't notice it anymore 😂

@sweden May 12, 2017, 7:23 p.m.

@ElliottBord It might just be all the parents buying it because it's the only ice-cream their kids don't want so th… https://t.co/giAjU9Nrvb

@sweden May 12, 2017, 7:12 p.m.

@ElliottBord This is NOT my doing. I tried to forbid it but they wouldn't listen!!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 7:11 p.m.

@RumEsco Except candy. I am sure that's perfectly fine.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 7:06 p.m.

@RumEsco Well there'll be no next time...

@sweden May 12, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

@havochaos Or it was too much for them... I kinda got an overdose myself my brain is floof-fried 😂

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

@at_koya Good brain! There truly is a point when cute is to much. I've learned that now.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

@tucsondogs I see it even with my eyes closed now 😂

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

@at_koya Then you're a trooper even I got my brain cute-fried from it all!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:47 p.m.

@RumEsco I just didn't want anyone to feel left out!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:46 p.m.

@wordstern I seem to be at full floof capacity now but might send cars anyway!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:45 p.m.

@ElPANETTman Wow that sure is something!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

@mryouaresodumb Wow thanks have a lovely weekend!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

@asnelson100 Can't handle any more my brain is cute-fried!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

@pacificobob That's kind of you I'll count you as two then!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

@Gigervamp Probably rest of the week!!! Didn't know one could fry ones brain with cuteness but now I know!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

@diverdutch @Throki I actually find sharks super cool! Not up close tho.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

@Moataz11Vip No I can not I need rest hade a total cute overload!!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

@Gigervamp It did rather flood my brain too....!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

@SpaceKujira Nooo I can't handle any more!!! I am at full cute overload!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

@moorewr True. Even I got an overload.....!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

Mass unfollows like people didn't like the floof wow I am shook.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:36 p.m.

@siuhaj Great to hear that glad you liked it! But I doo need that nap now.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:36 p.m.

@highfielder80 Right!! So big then that cute chirping and all cuddles!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:34 p.m.

@llr517 I'm sure eventually they'll get to that stash too!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:33 p.m.

@highfielder80 Big cats or small lions...? Makes you think!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:32 p.m.

@llr517 Mine are divided! One loves it the other one doesn't care.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

@ohheygreat There are more pics at @kattriarkatet and also catriarchy on instagram!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

@llr517 Wooow Toby maybe chill next time lol

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

@misst0pia WHAT?! I thought this was permanent?! Must change laws ASAP.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:29 p.m.

This really escalated so sorry but hey we had a good run thanks for all the floofs! (But no moar plz I cannot!!!!)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:26 p.m.

Whew I need a nap totally underestimated your capacity to floof flood me. Feel a bit like crashing after a sugar rush!!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:24 p.m.

@JenniMarie1971 Hello hello! Doing laundr I see..!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:24 p.m.

@hildapoetsch Glad to provide with floof!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:23 p.m.

These are Klussen (orange) and Zorro (grey). It looks like Zorro is tiny but Klussen is actually part Maine Coon he… https://t.co/9DQdAVR3YN

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:19 p.m.

Ok this has to stop the cute overload is at full capacity my brain matter is all floof! Last pics will be my cats and then it's the weekend!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:18 p.m.

RT @sweden: And so it begins.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:17 p.m.

RT @brettbarnes: @sweden my brain trust. George and Bruno in Tulsa Oklahoma. https://t.co/Zc5ZzMSlHE

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:16 p.m.

RT @SilverNoisez: @sweden This is Maya, an adorable and grumpy potato https://t.co/GP4VzUBzNB

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:16 p.m.

@SilverNoisez Hm looks like a cat tho strange potato?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:15 p.m.

RT @CynthiaConciatu: @sweden my little pup, Ouizer the Dog, living the life in Florida https://t.co/2zeNO1rnk5

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:14 p.m.

@Araneatrox Aaaw poor Snakkles just give her the whole hand already!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:14 p.m.

@thisiscals Hello Lala looking smashing!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

@yinyangman69 Omg loving this more and more!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

RT @pocketfulofgeek: @sweden Say hello to Billy and Tasha from England! Billy finds Tasha very rude for sleeping during conversation. https…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:12 p.m.

@hildapoetsch Hi guys have a nice swim!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:12 p.m.

RT @hildapoetsch: @sweden Greetings and happy Friday from the North Oregon Coast! It a lovely day for a swim. (Jeffry Labowski & Wilson Riv…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

@KulanBulanskomp Hello Sune! Sure hope Håkan is not messing with you!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:10 p.m.

RT @yinyangman69: @sweden And this is his sister, Ghostbusters. There's a strong family resemblance. #SharknadoVsGhostbusters https://t.co…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

RT @yinyangman69: @sweden This is Sharknado. He lives in #Tasmania. No, we don't understand him either, but he seems happy. https://t.co/OC…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

@yinyangman69 SHARKNADO?!?! Omg I love that!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

@me_kanth I grant all floof without bias!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

RT @me_kanth: @sweden Not a doggo, can you grant an exception for Pyaaz? https://t.co/uKYisgAuPg

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Close enough!!! Love a sci-fi cat!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

RT @radiowink: @sweden Here's my boy Smokestack B. Wink (but his friends call him Smokey!) Have a great weekend! https://t.co/CvyKLz2CP3

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

Oh celingcat I might actually have overdone it whit the cute. Total overload cannot handle.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

@haxpett @WikiCommons Aaah the bread their nemesis!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

RT @MarlowesLeftEye: @sweden This is Axel. Pit bull/chihuahua mix. He lives in MA, USA. Absurdly camera shy, he is. https://t.co/HCGgewDGKW

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

@AllisonMColbert De rien! Hope you have a good day!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

@trollnystan Let the basking commence!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

RT @trollnystan: @sweden I will also share my kitties Tuffen and Spöket (whom you've seen before) so that all may bask in their cuteness! h…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

RT @unlikelymaths: @sweden River would say hello but she's too sleepy https://t.co/Yxx03AelBp

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:01 p.m.

@mydognstuff Excellent! Will DM adress.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6:01 p.m.

RT @JohannaJinx: @sweden Swedish dogo Ängla enjoying cold spring https://t.co/btNf1v6aYU

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6 p.m.

@msteeman @Netherlanders HMM what does the cat say bout that lol?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 6 p.m.

@dixiecrl7 Hi Sidney hope you're having a great day!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:59 p.m.

RT @labnj: @sweden this is Cy adopted from a shelter 11 years ago. ❤️ https://t.co/cZf9iQu1P4

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:59 p.m.

@NPangares Hello Chloe!! BOOP NOSE

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

@Kakdegen Give more snacks sure that will help!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

RT @Kakdegen: @sweden This is Nemi, our part time-dog. She loves my husband more then anything else. This is how she looks when he isn't at…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

@NauticalDisastr Those look so funny but cats seem to like them?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:53 p.m.

@MarySueRenfrow Yes I did! Thank you for joining Posey!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:53 p.m.

RT @MarySueRenfrow: Greetings to @sweden from Posey in Oregon, who heard you wanted more cats. https://t.co/BLqmRPLIMe

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:53 p.m.

@JudyBee_FL Uh no that is not Florida that is heaven I clearly se it is heaven!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:52 p.m.

RT @tucsondogs: @sweden Here is Pickles saying hi from Tucson! https://t.co/xTyJuYjyeS

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:52 p.m.

@tucsondogs Heeeelloooooooo Pickles!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:52 p.m.

@kurietachan those fluffy ears woooow

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

RT @kurietachan: @sweden here are Daruma and Alpaca. Two buns who love each other for life. One from a breeder and other adopted to save hi…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

@MegaMaz omg huskie love them tell Ziva hi!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

RT @MegaMaz: @sweden This is my bro's dog. Her name is Ziva 🤗 https://t.co/oqpyRUHxBf

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

RT @rgpelayo: @darth @sweden @anamariecox My coworker's new puppers does battle with dangerous door stops https://t.co/KFwAkJiAd2

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

@sliceofsunny Oh that was my all time fave too!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

@CaseyGoldstein NAAW protect this pupper at all costs so cute!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:49 p.m.

@jooon @from_flock omg I cannot this truly is a cute overload

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:49 p.m.

@slwein This is not shameless plug it is important information!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:49 p.m.

RT @slwein: @sweden thanks! she is the cutest lil mutt rescue! and shameless plug: she's on Instagram! https://t.co/6gdVx9T0no

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

RT @ehahn5_shirk: @sweden Hi, Happy Friday. Don't worry BOSCOE is about to crack the investigation https://t.co/dIHy7OpfCm

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

RT @HyunLee: @sweden (lazy) greetings from your neighbors in Estonia! https://t.co/FnyWYcHO9b

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:46 p.m.

@fjii86 @Slacktivisten Aaah so much fluff I think I might get an overdose myself!!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

RT @DanielSeidemann: @itsmurmurr @sweden May another Milo weigh in? Milo, the beagle from Jerusalem. https://t.co/z6ASbbaCm6

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

RT @Throki: @sweden Don't have cats of my own, but this cutie comes to visit us from time to time. And he loves strings. <3 https://t.co/HL…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

@Throki Lol you might not have cat's but I guess that cat has extra humans! Cutie!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:44 p.m.

@Schmacie Good side-eye Axel! And super cute! But in a very serious side-eye way promise.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:44 p.m.

RT @Schmacie: @sweden Hi, I'm Axel Axelson and I enjoy giving side-eye from my comfy spot, here in the States. https://t.co/WfokYeR5tw

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

RT @kgs: @sweden this is Samson. We adopted him 5 years ago, when he was 8. He's our sweet boy. We should have named him Pepparkakor! https…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

@kgs Awww! Could be his middle name tho!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

@cmbsweden It's a great face moisturizing technique!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:42 p.m.

@LenaNestius Hello darlings! Nice to see you!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:42 p.m.

RT @LenaNestius: @sweden My darlings! Ella and Anna. Lives in Stockholm https://t.co/8f6cSOxlVh

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:42 p.m.

@tbdtbh Great! Also cuddles give cuddles all my cuddles are belong to her now

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:41 p.m.

@Eklandisk @ohheygreat No need got them the VIP pass as boss of Sweden just breeze through.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

RT @CaseyGoldstein: @sweden This is Lexi, a mutt who lives in Florida and loves walks, treats and, most of all, her human. https://t.co/Krr…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

@tramsmaria @MabandeOpenBeta I'm more into you know deep sea monsters and alien looking jellyfishes but ok sturgeon… https://t.co/ybGqlWFfly

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

@pacificobob Hellooo Lana and Ramses!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

RT @pacificobob: @sweden here is Lana, and also her napping with Ramses https://t.co/lXxD0q5vCD

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

@allisongmuse Wow the best of buddies!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

@willemdreesVEVO That got me laughing so hard I scared the cats.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

RT @willemdreesVEVO: @sweden Here are my rebellious chickens refusing to read for whatever reason. https://t.co/6L8aOXctrY

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

RT @CoasterMatt: @sweden this is Lexi. She was rescued from the streets of downtown Los Angeles. https://t.co/R72JxItsmC

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

@CoasterMatt BUT SHE'S SO TINY OMG SO PRECIOUS

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

@slwein Lacey is super cute!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

RT @slwein: @sweden Lacey is so happy because she has no idea who Donald Trump is. https://t.co/r1FpFV1pV5

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

@inesgervasio Thank you and same to you from Sweden Olivia!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

RT @inesgervasio: Hi @sweden Olivia is sending lots of love from Portugal! https://t.co/20rdPmcilm

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

@CeciliaLindgre6 Awwww get well soon Signe!!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

RT @CeciliaLindgre6: @sweden Signe in south Sweden with a soar leg. Hates the buggy! https://t.co/dxzhqdsEIk

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

@n3wjack And these are all the best things in life!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

RT @BrookeSalesLee: @ohheygreat @sweden Tiny white baby floofs! Big black old floofs! (My stepbaby and my old man baby) https://t.co/J3Ol1z…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

RT @heavy_shot: @sweden Ava Bernard and Jake being very good doggos. https://t.co/o8zFyaPiLC

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

RT @KimberLofgren: @sweden This is Dash the Giant Schnoodle. He's a very fashionable doggo. https://t.co/K3yvGDqkG5

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

@ErStenseke Wooooooooooooow rude!! (I lolled a lot!!)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

@tbdtbh Please give treats from me!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:33 p.m.

RT @ABauer_ATR: @sweden This is Corsica. He lives in the United States not France. https://t.co/FaTwCTcpyO

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:33 p.m.

@ABauer_ATR *giggles* Hiiii Corsica!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:33 p.m.

@901Joan @RaisingAsta1 @ElvisPresley I'm sorry but you KNOW I have to ask: Is she a....... hound dog?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

RT @PerfectAdequate: @sweden we don't have doggos, but we do have chinchillas. https://t.co/xIow4OCxt5

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

@PerfectAdequate Great! Was just thinking too few other floofs then cats and dogs.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

@from_flock And SO sweet hiiiiiiiii cutie!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

RT @from_flock: @sweden Sweet little Gracie is just 10 weeks old! ❤️ https://t.co/LrwIVbwd8M

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

@frost_emma @R_Claw That's classic cat behaviour, did you ask her if she's a cat?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:30 p.m.

@Throki Nothing I guess? Excellent plan!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:29 p.m.

RT @PaulaBonaFide: @sweden She feels a little self-conscious at the dog park. We don't have the heart to tell her. https://t.co/dW3Pfx5w2G

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:29 p.m.

RT @ImLilMissPlaced: @sweden hi. I'm wearing my cone of shame in one and a bow tie in the other one because I'm versatile like that. https:…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

@EVNawesome Welcome to our side of the internet we have cute animals! And they ride the buses, trains and subways sometimes.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

RT @emkells97: @sweden This is Lizzie. Her hobbies include sleeping, eating treats, and waiting for Mom to come home https://t.co/WoW6ZEXLkF

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

@emkells97 Funny... sounds like my cats :)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

@flockofwords Hello floofs nice to see you!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

RT @libertyprime7: @sweden This is Toby from Ireland. He's all tuckered out from playing all day. https://t.co/FUTGyBHc1S

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

@libertyprime7 Wow looks like a long day at the outside office!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:26 p.m.

RT @Gavinio1974: @anamariecox @sweden Hercules is one chilled out cat. I'm trying to work out how he can sleep like that... https://t.co/CP…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:26 p.m.

@Gavinio1974 @anamariecox Takes a lot of practice chilling I think?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

RT @Jensmediafeed: @sweden This is Raith. No, he will not get down. https://t.co/9toZOYESz3

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

@Jensmediafeed Well of course not you're not the boss of him!!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

RT @flick2001: @sweden When you are slightly too large for your stool... https://t.co/7nUlSVupOS

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

@flick2001 Or is the stool too small? Maeks u think

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:24 p.m.

RT @JensPett: @bigratsgoboom @sweden Currently on the commuter train now 👌🏻 https://t.co/Xz2l5USpmI

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:23 p.m.

RT @_jxs: @sweden Jazz and Hendrix. Two very good boys. https://t.co/PZkums0cRk

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:23 p.m.

@Zalbu_ Hello Sofia, aka Vezen!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

@SamuelAshworth Thank you for your support!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:21 p.m.

@kristin_wester @miss_speech This just gets more and more confusing lol!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

@hddovich @bigratsgoboom It is kinda a problem tho. For me. You know getting late when I just watch cute animals mi… https://t.co/0ZJHevTDxk

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:19 p.m.

@tbdtbh And I will give her all of my treats! Gladly!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:19 p.m.

RT @nsmitchell: @sweden This is Mylo from the UK. He loves his ball. https://t.co/G9l1rTGhG3

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

@nsmitchell Hello Mylo have a nice weekend!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

@carlsewall She sure does! But not her fault magazine provoked her.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

RT @NestoriousCAT: @sweden @MDRSWRJ Can cat's get asylum in Sweden? Asking for a friend https://t.co/zXzrJoKFFY

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

@dangrabski I think Norway sounds good... heh. And thank you!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

@deangelis28 Nighty night sleep tight doggo!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:16 p.m.

@verymaryanna Hi ladies hope you get snacks!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:14 p.m.

@DFNewsCat I am just the courier I retweet what I am sent!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:14 p.m.

@dawntigga OH NO the lambada?! But it is forbidden?!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:13 p.m.

RT @brandonmackey_: @sweden this is Molly, coming at you from across the Atlantic! https://t.co/rS8k7VykSY

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:13 p.m.

@brandonmackey_ Hey Molly aren't you a dolly!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:13 p.m.

@Throki Lol like in a cake? Would like to see someone try that with a cat they'd probably fail miserably haha

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

RT @bigratsgoboom: I can vouch for @Sweden, there are a lot of good dogs in Stockholm. They even ride the subways here!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

RT @BylineBelife: @sweden I only have a lot of cat memes saved on my phone. This belongs to my top three favourites. https://t.co/xiomqgVkK2

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

@SofiaEiw I WILL! Need hugs from the both of you.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

@kristin_wester @miss_speech I might have used the wrong word also! Could just be cabinet. The blue cabinet.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

@me_kanth @fatshez @anamariecox Not at all limited. I have total control over the country. https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

@SamuelAshworth We'll I kinda changed the whole kingdom and Sweden thing I liked the sound of The Republic of Viania better.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

RT @R_Claw: @sweden A good boy who thinks I take too long in the bathroom. https://t.co/9Bm3t96TBU

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

RT @eallanson: @sweden Tuxxe in crystalclear and somewhat cold water. https://t.co/GC1kSoiLnn

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

@eallanson Noooo Tuxxe don't catch a cold!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

@tbdtbh OMG OMG I am squeaking I LOVE huskies!!!! Beautiful!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

RT @Unuhinuii: @sweden these guys seem to think it's caturday already https://t.co/yEQnyxIZxX

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:07 p.m.

RT @ohheygreat: @sweden What about a cat named Lumpy who's moving to Stockholm next week? https://t.co/fN3pIMgAcE

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:07 p.m.

I'm probably gonna be sued for this animal flood hope you'll bail me out.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

RT @dawntigga: @sweden River newfoundland bernese cross, she's 9 months old https://t.co/DsSVQOBjqY

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

RT @FearlessFred: @sweden My parent’s dog, Dougal. I still miss him… https://t.co/8eakj0v7IS

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

RT @yesimpedro: @sweden This is RiRi, she like standing on her two legs and brushing up against you like a cat https://t.co/YUTRuHRK0U

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

@Throki Oh who am I to resist!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:05 p.m.

@havochaos I'd like to think so yes!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:04 p.m.

@ohheygreat I love all floofs equally!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:04 p.m.

@SofiaEiw Milo should come back to Sweden ASAP.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:03 p.m.

This is Milo and he is my absolute fave samoyed in the WHOOOOLE WORLD because I've had the honor of petting this fl… https://t.co/4LZQG1fBsg

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

Wow I can't keep up with all the cute animal pics your sending my way now and I'd say this idea backfired but it's SO FLUFFY

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5:01 p.m.

@rmholdsworth Oh then you should take a nice stroll there sure you'll like the view!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 5 p.m.

Look at this wizard Doctor Who dog! Yer a wizwho Neville! https://t.co/28CoGTfMck

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:59 p.m.

@Zalbu_ Hello who am I fortunate to meet today?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:59 p.m.

@Drapervich BUT CUTE!! Always cute!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:59 p.m.

@Drapervich Neville! Yer a wizard! And Dr Who also? Confusing.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

@BlatentLie Not at I we like cute animals! That's all! Nothing else..

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:57 p.m.

@brianwright95 @anamariecox It is and it's not. Depends how you look at it byt it a project from @SweInstitute: https://t.co/4gIwE5J1JV

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

RT @trollnystan: @sweden More pictures of my friend's dog's puppies! I miss them 😢 https://t.co/jxFsK7sD1O

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

@dangrabski I wouldn't say I agree out loud as I am a boss of a country so can't be biased byt yes, Den.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

@anamariecox Ahem!! I am the boss of this nation by the power of this tweet and I demand cuteness!!! https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

@FearlessFred AAAW Dougal! What a sweetie!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

And so it begins.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

As you look into it’s eyes you forget the strange dream you had. Silly dream! You’ve always had this floof in your home it’s your best pal.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:52 p.m.

You notice it kinda sounds like the pet that's definitely not yours is Swedish? Instead of “woof” you hear “voff” and “mjau” not “meow”.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

Tomorrow you wake up and there’s a fluffy animal standing by the bed and you're like huh how did this happen?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

What you don’t realize is that this is a ploy. In between RTs of cute animals a coded message is being sent to our secret operatives.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

RT @mc_jenkins: @sweden Here's my favorite picture of Sweep, my doggo https://t.co/hFBwpi4hHV

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

RT @Joel8bitar: @sweden This is Buffy, aka Bella, aka the best dog in Stockholm. https://t.co/6an7MZFQs9

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:47 p.m.

RT @RunningBecky: @sweden He is really an advance scout for an hostile alen invasion. Who can resist or fight these bloodthirsty monsters.…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:47 p.m.

RT @SwedeMuses: @sweden Same dog-cat from yesterday ....plant staring https://t.co/07RcPPnjSL

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:47 p.m.

RT @gracielaoberto: @sweden And this is my lovely black Lab called Rem. He's Venezuelan too and loves carrying his plate everywhere. 😅 🐕 ht…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

RT @the_roxmaniac: @sweden I'm a little late to the dog party but this happened today. Moose and dog. https://t.co/Kk4H2pqenV

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

RT @EmmaLundstrom: @sweden And here's Maya! She's all beagle and always hungry! https://t.co/EtfVYaz3GT

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

Well then time to release the hounds! (They're all good dogs, Swoden I know I know)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:43 p.m.

@AGardberg But I do love potatoes!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:43 p.m.

It's in the city, but an instant escape from the city. Can recommend if you visit Stockholm!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:42 p.m.

I was holding two presentations in one day some weeks ago and needed a break during the day so Monteliusvägen was perfect.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:37 p.m.

Ok tbh it's not even that secret I think lots of people living in Stockholm know it but I love Monteliusvägen: https://t.co/R2EgzTHcZ5

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

Smultronställe kinda means ones secret fave hideaway so wasn't sure bout this but I'll tell you! Not the TOP SECRET… https://t.co/4Qv2ermOAb

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:30 p.m.

@dangrabski They're all good dogs, Don.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:30 p.m.

Tried to start some kind of business as lolcat expert but seems the market for it is pretty slim so have to stick to social media generally.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:29 p.m.

So I feel that since no-one has claimed the title it not only makes me the only lolcat expert, but also the leading. And that's that.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:27 p.m.

I can't really manage to translate it via Google but you can just look at the lolcats: https://t.co/0h60P4051L

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:26 p.m.

@gsonderby They're all good dogs, Gort.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:25 p.m.

I of course said yes. And my title was Sweden's leading lolcat expert, which I feel makes it official. I mean it says so right there!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

They had different themes, and of course one was lolcats. That is when I was asked to write something for them as a lolcat expert.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:22 p.m.

Until one glorious day The Internet Museum opened! On the internet of course: https://t.co/Pt7FUzRtRP (Note the site has sound but it's fun)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:21 p.m.

While I wait for your answer I'll tell you how I became Sweden's leading lolcat expert! See I was just going around calling myself that.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:17 p.m.

No how bout it, do you want to see some good dogs?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 4:16 p.m.

@JordanKirby505 Lucky you! I still need to find that Earl Grey!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 3:49 p.m.

@JordanKirby505 We also have a blend here called Söderblandning, after Södermalm in Sthlm which is nice in the summ… https://t.co/FV3o8lVZK2

@sweden May 12, 2017, 3:48 p.m.

@JordanKirby505 All I know is that it was bought in a tea shop in Stockholms Old Town so I guess I'll just keep trying.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 3:47 p.m.

@JordanKirby505 I like all kinds but my go to is always Earl Grey. Got a cup of an amazing blend at a friends and h… https://t.co/ERjF7OV08x

@sweden May 12, 2017, 2:59 p.m.

@Divmos You can look at some pictures and articles here: https://t.co/oA08fHVXFV Enjoy!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 2:46 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK @sayitinswe And then I misspelled plenty. Guess I'm disqualified then.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 2:46 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK @sayitinswe I got pleanty: Swedish, Polish, English, French, German, Kurdish and Spanish.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK @sayitinswe Bonjour eh? How's it ca va mate?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

@urbanembassies @Lofbergs I'll send it over to @RomeoRites but not sure if he can make it today ;)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 2 p.m.

@angieiowagirl I know I know don't worry! I'm waiting for you to absorb the RTd fluffs on the timeline a couple of… https://t.co/nNJIYtDW0j

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

@DocNotDoctor Ah poor Kuma just wants to hang :(

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

@ErStenseke Ok I'll tell you in secret just don't tell the others. When I was younger I was a gnagare aka AIK. Don'… https://t.co/kKumR6sgXC

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:35 p.m.

@DocNotDoctor I think it's a strength!!! He who loves fluffs will bring forth the new dawn of humanity I say.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:26 p.m.

@DocNotDoctor I suspected something like that!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:23 p.m.

@DocNotDoctor You're squeaking aren't you?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:23 p.m.

@SwedeMuses Wow you got the sun and we got hail sounds kinda unfair to me.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:22 p.m.

@elias_henke Yeah you are right but I am in denial!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:21 p.m.

@DocNotDoctor Lol yeah I see you're like super chill and all ;)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:17 p.m.

@SwedeMuses I am very very very jealous.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:14 p.m.

@elias_henke No don't jinx it!!! 😫😫😫

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:08 p.m.

It seems the dome is finally starting to work! Blue skies in my part of Stockholm at least. Still a bit chilly tho. https://t.co/iC1my9pbjU

@sweden May 12, 2017, 1:06 p.m.

@Nissvik Sorry for delay! Is the dome working better today? https://t.co/Y8cniPhYWg

@sweden May 12, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK @sorkKari Well if you MUST it's @Slacktivisten but it is in Swedish so might be difficult..!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

@ErStenseke Hehehe are you trying to get me in trouble..???

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:49 a.m.

@DackeStaffan Mhm but my friends are all like "We're to old for that" and I'm like "What?? Never!"

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:48 a.m.

@TheAjerf Thanks for the suggestion!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:48 a.m.

RT @TheAjerf: @sweden Bröllopsfotografen features our famous church by a paper industry, and that one is good too

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:48 a.m.

RT @TheAjerf: @sweden if u like movies about dalsland (where i live) try a movie actually filmed in dalsland! Smala Sussie is very good

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:19 a.m.

@DackeStaffan Feel like I missed out on an important geek youth milestone!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:18 a.m.

@DackeStaffan Don't have any... was never invited to play :(((((

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:14 a.m.

@Jmalmgrn Now I kinda want to try it but I probably wouldn't know the difference.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:13 a.m.

Ok this ends the cat portion of the day will return with doggos later! But here's one doggo for the road: https://t.co/p15JH7BqDK

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:11 a.m.

@mcmullan_paul They shall come my friend! But here's one just to get you through the cat avalanche! https://t.co/0OglyFV8xh

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:07 a.m.

@mcmullan_paul This is why I gave you the schedule, to give fair warning: https://t.co/raJYkIt43D (Also will be dog… https://t.co/MB6WkgFpPy

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:05 a.m.

@DocNotDoctor The cats are hear now it was a double rouse!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11:03 a.m.

@zeroktw Well, it was just a suggestion it is up to you! Have a nice Friday either way!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 11 a.m.

@Haank It is noted dear sir :)

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:59 a.m.

@Jmalmgrn I understand nothing of this but I am sure the coffee drinkers will!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:58 a.m.

@KymriskaDraken Good plan! You could also turn off RT's! Anyway will pause in animal pics for a while if you need a… https://t.co/UfWyEP472h

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:57 a.m.

@zeroktw It is ok to mute for the day or turn off retweets! I gave a fair warning tho! https://t.co/raJYkIt43D

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

Don't say I didn't warn you it was on the schedule for today! https://t.co/raJYkIt43D

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:55 a.m.

@KymriskaDraken This is why I posted a schedule on Monday, to warn you! https://t.co/raJYkIt43D

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:54 a.m.

@Haank I did warn you! It's on the schedule! https://t.co/raJYkIt43D

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:54 a.m.

@janeruffino @carwash Isn't there a tea from Gotland also named that?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:52 a.m.

RT @isserley_: @sweden ruler of our humble household Loki, who refuses to acknowledge any attempt at affection. https://t.co/GCIRmY8Rv9

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:52 a.m.

RT @K8JohnsonAuthor: @sweden Here is Spike, who once considered moving to Sweden with me, but feared he'd become invisible when it snowed.…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:52 a.m.

RT @gpb1979: @sweden Klaus and Beatrix would say hi but they're too interested in food. https://t.co/YBpYDVeyMk

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @Libuniverse: @sweden Annabelle and Vivienne send greetings from Skåne! https://t.co/MRvKanOyxd

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @Rikita_Tikka: @sweden Sheldon. That is a voodoo doll he is attacking. https://t.co/UbPLyDZlg7

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @spodgemonkey: @sweden Here's a cat getting eaten by a sofa. 🙋 https://t.co/QiknAN0ybw

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @crystalenka: @sweden I have a kitty for you, if a couple days late! This is Simba. https://t.co/FQ8813dVk5

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @LeremV: @sweden Two mothers with together 10 kittens, born this weekend. https://t.co/xVEXZfPgpr

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @dignut: @sweden Here is my cat @fatwans. She's very pretty, and very grumpy. https://t.co/rhQe29o7If

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @MMelby124: @sweden This is Jasper. He likes sunshine and scratches. A very good boy. https://t.co/ZnKyBdnJ0R

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @verymaryanna: @sweden Oreo, Sophie, Sally, and Lou say hello! https://t.co/6YuhwiOJHV

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

RT @RunningBecky: @sweden Have you checked out the new IKEA cat organizer? https://t.co/ZoereofgdF

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

RT @attansbananer: @sweden She spends like 90% of her days chilling in this box, sleeping or looking out the window <3 https://t.co/UviUlc7…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

RT @gracielaoberto: @sweden These are my babies. From Venezuela! 🙌 https://t.co/iDcph966bN

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

RT @Fyrunaa: @sweden Yeah he's chill, our other one has more 'fire' ^^ https://t.co/40P78eGuws

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

RT @Fyrunaa: @sweden Meow meomeooow! * * Translation: Hej, it's Chili from Sweden! https://t.co/mPNIqB5GBr

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

RT @EmmaLundstrom: @sweden Oh and this is one of my dad's cats. He called Sudden and is 16 years old. He eats frogs and licks the butter kn…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

RT @Schmacie: @sweden This is Fredo! He says hello from Massachusetts, USA. https://t.co/MFTC3nt0av

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

RT @JonathanRL: @sweden There are also too few Seals on your feed. I have come to correct this. https://t.co/hUf5byYqZO

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

RT @JonathanRL: @sweden @EmmaLundstrom Our Office Dog sends his regards. We have yet to determine if he is a Lannister or not but he have s…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

RT @EmmaLundstrom: @sweden This came up on my fb memories today. She was a crazy little one but the best cat ever. https://t.co/FSYgi5dsep

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:48 a.m.

RT @Lets_talk13: @sweden Hers my dog Loki opening my xmas present!! https://t.co/h7SCPQF2Cy

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:47 a.m.

Ok my bosses keep calling (ie cats want food) gotta work for a while will leave you with RTs of all animal pics I've gotten over the week!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:45 a.m.

@Hurricane__07 HMMM tough one don't think I have one... But I'll come back to this if I come up with an answer later!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:45 a.m.

RT @snoborgs: @sweden It's not that they shat IN the actual cupboard. It's if you used your blue cupboard as the cupboard you put your (use…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:44 a.m.

@Muselect I do actually! And that with some baklava I like! But still prefer tea to my baklava.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

@MabandeOpenBeta I thought we were talking about the living not the tasty!!!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

RT @Fondacey: @Nissvik @psi_organa @sweden How can we have forgotten "Put the rhubarb on...(fill in blank)" Meaning: someone stole someth…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

@outsh1ned Really? Never thought of it like that!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

@ACritn Exactly! It's all a mess!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:41 a.m.

@miss_speech Who knows?? I need to find the Doctor and find out.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:40 a.m.

.@RomeoRites Se below for some recommendations!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:39 a.m.

@Ependyma_Louise Not good enough on that point is it ok if I call in some expertise from some friends of mine?… https://t.co/tgJZudSHNW

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:36 a.m.

Fucking Åmål, or as it's called in English Show Me Love: https://t.co/2FDIgmkWvC https://t.co/6LCckM32Rx

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:33 a.m.

NONE I am such a huge chicken I can't watch horror flicks! https://t.co/VDByTjiV0y

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:33 a.m.

Swedish coffee twitter please help! What kind of coffee would you recommend? I blurted out Skånerost but what do I… https://t.co/kJaCvSFmdE

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:30 a.m.

OOOH! Well this makes it a little bit more logical! But just a tad. https://t.co/BJhWHm5Qyv

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

@gawdz0rz @SweInstitute That is still 1600 years only for active accounts, then add 9 million other people that als… https://t.co/QZdZryI74c

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

Sorry Swedish fish but you're kinda boring compared to the rest of all the fascinating ones all over the world BUT… https://t.co/1OQJS4CgzZ

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:26 a.m.

RT @doomlobbyn: @sweden Ironically there's a band called Knut from Switzerland (who many traditionally mistake for sweden). https://t.co/Ko…

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:26 a.m.

@PeterNimmo1 I explained it but it's.. still a weird one.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:25 a.m.

@JaniKaarela Did it anyway hope they don't see!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:23 a.m.

@Hurricane__07 Like someone that got famous because of internet or is a famous person also active on the internet?

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:23 a.m.

@miss_speech This is the theory but still veeery strange all of it lol: https://t.co/Qk8BnnjE8x

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:22 a.m.

@gargunzola Thing is I haven't actually seen one in a Swedish home that I can recall?? So weird.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:21 a.m.

@grodaeu That, I can not. It's just too long of an essay.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:21 a.m.

@RomeoRites Well the people I know swear by something called Skånerost that I know nothing of, you want me to RT qu… https://t.co/vyCZ3VV3uT

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:20 a.m.

@jbstans @RomeoRites Ahem! Just the boss of the country.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:19 a.m.

SEMLA! https://t.co/rO7nUfSjB8 Love semla and when in season I try to eat them on a daily basis. I shalt have no o… https://t.co/J9Fvttj94a

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

But that explanation just poses more questions. Like how did it come to be? Did that ever actually happen? If so WHY?!?! So many questions.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:13 a.m.

Theory is it came from blue cupboards that had the fine linen, cutlery and so on and it would be seriously bad if someone went potty there.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:12 a.m.

I love it because it makes NO sense??? First time I heard it I was sooo confused, and even got funnier when I asked someone to explain it!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:09 a.m.

Sorry language BUT "skita i det blå skåpet" meaning "crap in the blue cupboard" for when someone made a fool of the… https://t.co/PJExWhWI6L

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10:05 a.m.

@Lolfdai Nah was just kidding will share in a bit!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 10 a.m.

But serious answer @brockwoman I have few Sw faves. But right now I have some songs from Robyn and some from Silvana Imam on my playlist.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:59 a.m.

Have you heard of the band Knut? (Sorry lousy joke but I will go for it anyway!!! You see Kent and Knut are both me… https://t.co/KID6McDE4K

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:56 a.m.

Usually public service https://t.co/rSUA1viqZf https://t.co/nd9XHnBpAa But in state of emergency/crisis I rely on… https://t.co/sgGaL15K7t

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:51 a.m.

@JaniKaarela Oh no what if the others feel left out?!?!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:50 a.m.

Sorry kinda none don't drink it myself... (yes I know I know I am a minority in this but there are those of us who… https://t.co/fBVsFbAlzs

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:49 a.m.

@Lolfdai But those are secret?!?!?! Omg you're really making me spill the beans here!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:49 a.m.

@gawdz0rz @SweInstitute After that I guess you could just turn to the ones not tweeting yet because they're not bor… https://t.co/lOqdvvsf7v

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:48 a.m.

@gawdz0rz @SweInstitute You got me curious so did a quick calculation and... It would take approximately 11 000 yea… https://t.co/BcYtUVUFXg

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:09 a.m.

Well I'm not really a fan of must so I can't answer. But there are rumors floating about that they are the same... https://t.co/ELsppVAX6M

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:07 a.m.

@OddKSM Omg you know this has started feuds on Swedish twitter??? 😂

@sweden May 12, 2017, 9:05 a.m.

@gawdz0rz Well there are like 600 000 Swedish accounts on twitter so I think it's covered for a while but you could… https://t.co/DgWVVXxq29

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:54 a.m.

Send me a "What's your favorite Swedish [fill in blank yourself]?"-question and I'll answer them throughout the day!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:53 a.m.

BUT you've all been so nice and fun in my mentions so I'm thinking we can have do a Q and A about favorites!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:51 a.m.

All right it's friYAY!!!! There will be cute animals (prepare for rt's of all the ones you sent me!). https://t.co/raJYkIt43D

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:43 a.m.

@JackdeReduvo @1azylizzie @BlatentLie @DoorMonster Dangit I put them all on the whole AI thing... but on the other… https://t.co/Cg15PRU1Bn

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:22 a.m.

@1azylizzie @JackdeReduvo @BlatentLie Liiiiz!!!! Why'd you do that??? All right everyone please look into this cat'… https://t.co/tBtQ5BXXCI

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:20 a.m.

@LizCBlack @tsurugizaki 😂😂😂 of all the answers I got the ones from U.K. have been the most entertaining.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 8:19 a.m.

@zpleat I AM by would be worse if it was Atlantis.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 12:14 a.m.

@pennyIRL 😂 that is what everyone says! Love this dry cynical approach you have to all it!

@sweden May 12, 2017, 12:08 a.m.

@pennyIRL Yeah I've got lots of U.K. tweeters thinking it will lose you votes...

@sweden May 12, 2017, 12:07 a.m.

@lnofzinger Really hope it'll be resolved and everyone will be ok. Must be scary for both children and parents.

@sweden May 12, 2017, 12:01 a.m.

@shinydan @rodkoff @adianB_ No need just show them the tweet. I found the whole border and paper thing too much of… https://t.co/VmG2mJFY6k

@sweden May 12, 2017, midnight

@adambrenecki Don't tell the others but I am starting to think it's only fair as compensation for all the sleep you've lost over the years.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:59 p.m.

@rodkoff You disappoint me sir! Eurovision is mandatory by my decree!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:58 p.m.

@adambrenecki I think it shows true dedication!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:56 p.m.

@shinydan @rodkoff @adianB_ Ah no need to go through all those procedures when you have a direct line to the boss o… https://t.co/jz3I1RACar

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:55 p.m.

@rodkoff Wonder how a venn diagram of Eurovision fans and Remain tweeters would look because they sure seem to overlap a lot!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:54 p.m.

@adambrenecki Good for you! But I've heard rumors about you hoping for some Danish votes...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:53 p.m.

@rodkoff @shinydan @adianB_ I think you'd get plenty of votes with 1D from Sweden. Actually just send Zayn it'll be enough.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:52 p.m.

@rodkoff @shinydan @adianB_ I have herd from many of you UK tweeters now and I think I should just make you Swedes to better your chances.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:51 p.m.

@rodkoff Every UK tweeter has said the same. I'm considering just make you all Swedes so you have a better chance.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:50 p.m.

@CharlottaHerman And I guess the ones who need to understand it will...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:49 p.m.

@Alphaglitchgirl I'm thinking more in the lines of like a tweet on Saturday "fave and you'll automatically become a… https://t.co/Zk1cbaUQk3

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:47 p.m.

@lnofzinger Yeah, I read about that. That whole story made me angry and heartbroken. Such a horrible thing to do fo… https://t.co/UPEXGrVC7K

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:46 p.m.

@Ste_Tonks We have that with Norway kinda.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:46 p.m.

@Jforced Oh interesting. Might be a Swe-Nor-Aus vote beef coming up!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:45 p.m.

@fkinaw3some Seems to be same for lots of countries!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:45 p.m.

@esctami @bernihochrainer This is what I remember of my German: Ich habe keine anung. Suitable here I think ;)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:44 p.m.

@MDurrantTweets Well, I watched some videos now and I think Graham is better... (Don't tell Måns)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:43 p.m.

@Alphaglitchgirl TOTES! Just tell the authorities I said so they'll fix it!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:42 p.m.

@Ste_Tonks Is it some kind of "you were our island so now give us your wotes" kinda thing?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:41 p.m.

@SRBPREDSEDNIK @esctami Not at all I'm just saying when we become BFFs with them it's better if we're also all BFFs!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:40 p.m.

@hansnicolaisen @LouisMayall @bbceurovision LOOOL I demand that he shall forever be the Swedish commentator!!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:36 p.m.

@OdinsTable "We'll remember this next year Denmark!!!"

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:35 p.m.

@Alphaglitchgirl OOOO maybe I should make you all honorary Swedes because your fellow countrymen all seem to feel t… https://t.co/qOXsIR7Eii

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:34 p.m.

@SRBPREDSEDNIK @esctami Heyyyy let's not invade anything today okay I want good clean fun here and we need to stay… https://t.co/j8mllNx4Zy

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:33 p.m.

@wxlfsmxnd Did you just make an awesome joke or am I reading to much into it?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:33 p.m.

@MDurrantTweets The more I hear about this Graham bloke the more I want to switch commentator!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

@CharlottaHerman I didn't know that but sounds interesting! And very subtle!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

@LauraBeye @dtsomp AH! Yes! Either complain about the English or make some remark about not understanding the song is also a classic!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:31 p.m.

@Alphaglitchgirl I think it's hard to avoid politics so that's probably in the mix. But there are other things like… https://t.co/bwZlZIFADB

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:29 p.m.

@LauraBeye @dtsomp I'm starting to wonder if it's mandatory for all commentators to do that??

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

RT @esctami: @sweden hi, German here. of course we also vote for our neighbours but they don't vote for us :(

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

RT @LauraBeye: @dtsomp @sweden Yes the french commentators always badmouth about the Scandinavian/Eastern countries about that 😂😂😂

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

RT @cthm819: @sweden No, it's a genuine surprise when we get points from anyone much less our neighbours. Yes, I'm British, why do you ask?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

@cthm819 You british tweeps seem to have this awesome cynical humor about your not... uhm how should I put it... su… https://t.co/VawDR0Wha3

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:27 p.m.

@AyaneToESC You could be quoting the Swedish commentators if you change Portugal to Denmark ;)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:26 p.m.

RT @AyaneToESC: @sweden Here in Spain it's a bit like... "All these Eastern countries always voting for their neighbours!!" "Why didn't Po…

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:25 p.m.

RT @MarySheep: @sweden Pretty much exactly what happens in Germany

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:25 p.m.

@thejanicemish Someone's gotta keep the sprit up!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:24 p.m.

@ed_nights LOL!!!! Sorry don't mean to laugh at your misfortune but it was funny!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:24 p.m.

@Akkendran LOL like the honesty there!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:23 p.m.

@Dag_Torp @MimmiOfficial I kinda love Lotta and how she's got that whole "I'm not gonna take this"-attitude all the time.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:22 p.m.

@markltbaker OR because we'd love to win.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:21 p.m.

RT @anareallylost: @sweden Totally. In Spain we always have the same information about voting neighbours.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:21 p.m.

@shinydan @adianB_ I am soooo sorry for your presumed loss but I am kinda snickering at this.......

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:20 p.m.

@shinydan To be fair, we will have big secret meetings without you in Brussels who knows if Eurovision comes up...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:17 p.m.

RT @markltbaker: @sweden Ahh, they do that in the UK as well, that'll make me feel at home now I've moved to Sweden :D

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:17 p.m.

RT @tsurugizaki: @sweden UK here, we complain about scandinavian countries voting for each other then get mad if ireland doesn't vote for us

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:17 p.m.

@Rustybobs Sounds like it's an overall tradition!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:16 p.m.

@Akkendran Really? Is it the chocolate? Or did I miss something....?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:16 p.m.

@shinydan @adianB_ AH, that is a problem for you....

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:15 p.m.

RT @McVeighRachel: @sweden All the commentators do that. It's a eurovison tradition

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:15 p.m.

@DaneAnne I've lived in Poland and it's pretty common there so I'm kinda used to that dubbing style. But it sounds and looks weird I agree!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:13 p.m.

@Zethian Exactly! Or there is if they don't!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:13 p.m.

@markltbaker Well maybe it's in the bylaws somewhere they have to do that?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:13 p.m.

@ellenb Ok maybe I'll just read the lyrics and spare me the rest lol!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:12 p.m.

It's a #Eurovision tradition over here. Same for you?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:12 p.m.

...then presume Sweden's neighbouring countries will vote for Sw and get annoyed if Sw doesn't get lots of points from them. #Eurovision

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:10 p.m.

Looking forward to classic Swedish #Eurovision commentator thing where they complain that everyone is voting for neighbouring countries...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:08 p.m.

@ellenb OH! That is a good metaphor actually! Almost makes me want to watch the tv-version to look at it with that… https://t.co/j8DbcPV9OZ

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:06 p.m.

@Dag_Torp @MimmiOfficial I didn't want to and yet I lolled!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:06 p.m.

@DaneAnne Sure it's not the same? The Swedish telly adaptation was weird too...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:05 p.m.

@skattebu As I kid I always got angry at him and thought he was SO mean!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11:04 p.m.

@LizzieBethHD Aw shucks don't mention them it always makes me tear up...! But it is good too. My fave is Lotta på B… https://t.co/ZiuHsfQzpW

@sweden May 11, 2017, 11 p.m.

Looks like the #Eurovision presenters don't have the same not hitting on anyone-rules as I do? Kinda unfair to me. https://t.co/y5NIF5vVy3

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:59 p.m.

@MimmiOfficial I'm not sure everyone would agree with us!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:56 p.m.

Tbh it's is my least favorite Astrid Lindgren character. Always getting Lillebror (little brother) in trouble and kinda rude and obnoxious.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:52 p.m.

Maybe I should explain! Karlsson is a character in a series of childrens books by Swedish author Astrid Lindgren: https://t.co/dklKzgHOc0

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:46 p.m.

Tried to find a text in English but all I got you was this google translate, sorry! https://t.co/bjUNM880nl #Eurovision

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:45 p.m.

We take Astrid Lindgren very seriously so that Karlsson on the roof thing is actually being looked into by lawyers. #Eurovision

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:40 p.m.

@AshleyRose432 Naaah, you're just superfans that finally got invited on to the stage :)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

@GollyGD AAAAH now I see, I misread it! But you got me really jealous of Graham Norton everyone is praising him.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:35 p.m.

@AshleyRose432 See, this is THE best argument for letting Australia join. That sort of dedication should be recognized.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:33 p.m.

@AshleyRose432 Oh, that sounds like fun!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:32 p.m.

@hansnicolaisen @LouisMayall @bbceurovision Heard SO much about him hm need to see this ASAP.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:31 p.m.

@GollyGD Ah, affectionate, camp snark seems like a good combo! Who do you prefer?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:30 p.m.

@AshleyRose432 Oh, too bad! But what style did the former have?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:29 p.m.

@LouisMayall I've heard lots of good things about your host actually from friends in the UK! Would like to see for myself sometimes!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:28 p.m.

@RickardWestberg Oh, I didn't find it so can't really say my opinion but am EXTREMELY curious!!! I mean as Sweden I… https://t.co/dXypYVWlm4

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

@SarahCorde Just got a similar answer here: https://t.co/rQ7BKIol9M But wow that sounds... horrible?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:25 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK @zpleat @BylineBelife I for one welcome the Dinosaur Revolution.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:23 p.m.

What kind of style do they have? Just telling facts about the songs or making jokes or being snappy and poking fun at artists? #Eurovision

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:21 p.m.

I wasn't going to tweet about #Eurovision til Saturday ( schedule https://t.co/CESW7WUrU5 ) but I have a question about your commentators!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:13 p.m.

@the_roxmaniac Not late at all it's still cute animal-day!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK Ah, I was starting to wonder if you'd gotten food poisoning or something...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:06 p.m.

@zpleat @BylineBelife Sorry, it's Bibi but the phone autocorrected!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:05 p.m.

@Sycamoron Maybe that's it! IKEA expanded all over the universe?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:04 p.m.

@zpleat Look at Bibbi! She has them all! I'm super jealous: https://t.co/uLhyGp4N7d

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10 p.m.

@zpleat Well I started this thread about B5 four hours ago! But no you didn't miss out on anything else B5-specific.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

@zpleat What tipped you off? lol

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

"...or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth."

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:54 p.m.

"I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained..."

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:53 p.m.

"They are called Swedish meatballs. It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs!"

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:52 p.m.

You might've been wondering, what does Sweden have to do with Babylon 5?!?!? Well the answer is: SWEDISH MEATBALLS! https://t.co/BVbfpDvHl8

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:16 p.m.

@pauldunphy @ETrooms @ireland @EurovisionIrela Now now everyone settle down mommy can't hear the tunes!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:14 p.m.

@BlatentLie @1azylizzie True BUUUT we're trying to rebrand you know!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

@BlatentLie @1azylizzie If wars would be waged over it I might just let everyone win.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7:43 p.m.

@DackeStaffan Well then we can do a spin off, prequel or something other cool. Just you know maybe not Crusade.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7:20 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Just called the editor they refused, and insisted on the first. Might sack them and look for new.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7:19 p.m.

@rikardlang I kinda like this short and easy twitter format. No time to write more right now!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7:11 p.m.

@iamthediego Looks like the one but there are three different versions so I'd like to try and find some official version.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

(If I ever find it on any of the streaming services. I really really really want to watch it.)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7:03 p.m.

@PnubK1 Glad you enjoyed it!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7:03 p.m.

Now if you'll excuse me I think I'll go watch Space Invasion of Lapland ( https://t.co/dXPW9XI4ED ) before it's time for Eurovision semis!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 7 p.m.

@Poasjei Well then maybe it would suit you! (Not my best movie but hey..)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

@Poasjei There are translations! But not that good...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:54 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Yeah, and also too good. You don't want a good name for a novel. Who buys those?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:54 p.m.

@lnofzinger We have had some of those problems here too unfortunately: https://t.co/nzD0SQvv4T

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:53 p.m.

@Poasjei It is shared already but here it is! @slacktivisten Fair warning tho 99.9% of tweets are in Swedish.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:46 p.m.

@Poasjei I'm only here until sunday so don't think I'll have time for more.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

@Poasjei I'm more of a short story on twitter kind of person :)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

@unlikelymaths I really like the first one!!! The second one is maybe TMI.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

@zpleat LOL I would say... No.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

@Travnat Well if you just add tack (thank you) I'd say you are!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

@Colwildotcom That's an old tweet from a former curator! https://t.co/0WdGqp0X9I

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

@dd9000 I do love Star Trek, but we need both!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

@eomrules Lol, you can go ahead and do that in your own alternative version!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

@lnofzinger Unknown, the aliens didn't say!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

@Cunobaros Yes, young naive idealistic Vian :(

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

While the bottles of silvery water were bobbing in the cart that one visitor thought "This is the answer! It will save us all!"

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

And that this one had found a cart of that potion, that he believed was astounding, and brought it on board.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:36 p.m.

...that while most of them were reading medicinal notes and journals, one of them was reading something entirely different.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:35 p.m.

With sorrow in both their hearts they re-enter their ship with the lesson to always be critical of sources. Little did they know...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:33 p.m.

They close the woman's notes. She was named after an ancestor, Vian, from their 21st century, who believed that science would prevail.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

All of this because the population turned their backs on medicine and put their faith in charlatans selling false hope.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:29 p.m.

And an old disease at that. Not new. One that had almost been eradicated hundreds of years before came back because they refused vaccine.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:27 p.m.

With all of this technology, they managed to bring forth their own end by ignorance. No asteroid, attack nor catastrophe. Just a disiease.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:26 p.m.

They seem to have been on the verge of great discoveries, at the point of interstellar travel. And now they are gone.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:25 p.m.

The visitors look at each other in shock. A whole planet, that seems to have been inhabited by billions, is empty.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:24 p.m.

The woman's final note is short. "We will end. At our technological peak we will end because of the belief in metal water over medicine".

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:22 p.m.

But no one listened. The family was persecuted and shunned wherever they went. The medicinal practices called sorcery and fairytales.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

The knowledge of medicine has been passed on to her in secret. Her family has tried to spread the word of the use of medicine and vaccines.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:19 p.m.

A final journal of some sort is found from the year 2467. It belongs to a young woman from a long lineage of doctors, nurses and caretakers.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:18 p.m.

All records from that day on are about a growing frustration. Patients don't seek help. Less and less choose an education in medicine.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:16 p.m.

The last patient seen in a hospital, a last patient record seems to have been written in the year 2 267.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:14 p.m.

This movement believes a liquid with silver compound is the cure all to every disease. Notes written by doctors show increasing frustration.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:12 p.m.

Parallell to the technical advancements in other fields a mistrust of medicinal science seems to have grown.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

They find a hospital and start reading patient journals. While the evidence add upp they become increasingly baffled.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

The inhabitants seemed to have eradicated starvation, pollution and created utopia. So how are they extinct?! A plague? Asteroid? Attack?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

They start looking through information on advanced supercomputers they find in the city.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

But there are no inhabitants. They scan the planet for life but find none. Only gadgets are left. Teleporters, replicators, flying weichles.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

The year is 2517. A landing party arrives at the third planet of a faraway solar system. They land in a city full of wonders and technology.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6:01 p.m.

Maybe "Science fear, humanity's doom" or something with more of a doomsday feeling to it. Am open to suggestions. Here goes!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 6 p.m.

The working title was "Not with I whimper but with collodial silver- The tragically banal end of humanity" but I'm considering other titles.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:58 p.m.

NOW! For my final trick of the day I shall tell you a story! It is a dystopian science fiction story I originally wrote in Swedish.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:57 p.m.

@a9ri I have to be. It's a tough burden but I carry it for you my minions.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:57 p.m.

@ThatIowaGirl @Cee_Lee_ Well maybe not disown you but she might adopt my (and Doctor Who's) tactic: RUUUUUN

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

@a9ri I would agree but my job as ruler is to not be partisan to any science fiction show.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

@SulkaMikko Know of him but not personally no.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

@BylineBelife That is truly a sci-fi treasure!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

@ConradLongmore I know and may he RIP. But I still believe in the revival of Babylon 5!!!! It can be done!!! I shal… https://t.co/9wdNaWhdEr

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:49 p.m.

@anniespjs Well, it is fermented so it kinda smells like decomposed fish in my opinion....

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

@evho315 @ATXFoodnews I'm working on the dome but it seems a bit slow... https://t.co/V2pncXi4Gc

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:46 p.m.

@Nifflas Well I can't answer any of these questions either. Maybe @Livsmedelsverk could?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

@itsbptho @JohanH75 @Swedish Never have I ever eaten that! But I have also been a vegetarian for quite som years so that might explain it ;)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:44 p.m.

@BylineBelife WOW! Yes I AM envious!!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:42 p.m.

@JohanH75 @itsbptho @carinfredlund I'm sorry but I'm not even sure what dish we're talking about?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:41 p.m.

@Nifflas Yeah, but I'm sure if you like fish it could be quite good. My mentions seem divided on it tho.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:41 p.m.

@TobiasBDog Look at the replies we're at least three!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

@Nifflas I like your argument about being a programmer BUT I don't eat fish at all so I'm gonna say no still...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it! https://t.co/Ym3SCl2xdh

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

@Steven_Swenson Thank you for the support!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:38 p.m.

I don't think I need to motivate this demand, it is a fully reasonable thing to bring back one of the best sci-fi shows of the 90s.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

Final demand on this my week as boss ( https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo ) of the charming country of Sweden is the return of tv show Babylon 5.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

I had a long list of demands but seem to have forgotten the rest of them, all but one. I blame the cute animal pics!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

@zpleat Couldn't agree more!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

@Colwildotcom Not ALL Swedes!!!!!!!! lol

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:30 p.m.

@unlikelymaths To an extent yes. We can talk our on languages but some words are different, or sayings in a differe… https://t.co/jI07QqaOqW

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

@ClownGay It's just that Swedes are not always quite as good at Norwegian as we'd like to believe.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

@ClownGay Hehe, depends on who you say it to! But sure they are similar, and we can understand each other.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

@SulkaMikko I think so. But he's also a commentator the Swedish broadcast this year.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

@Cee_Lee_ @ThatIowaGirl Yeah, don't mention surströmming to them just in case!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

But what we actually do is we mix Swedish with some Norwegian words. It's so common there's a term for it! Svorsk! https://t.co/Bvra41ylnz

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:23 p.m.

You can read about it here: https://t.co/HOfEDWGGaA It's great and a huge part of Sweden watches it. Then we pretend we can speak Norwegian.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

I just really really really wan't to be able to say that the show Skam is Swedish. Or Swordish. Whichever. Have you heard of it?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

Next demand! By this authority: https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo I demand Norway join Sweden in coalition or give us tv-show Skam (translated shame).

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

@JacobWisner1 @MathasGames Uhm, not so much. My solution would be teleporters but we're not quite there yet. So coffee maybe? Or a nap?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:14 p.m.

@zpleat Unfortunately the school was not equipped to withstand surströmming and thus lacked suits :(

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:13 p.m.

@carinfredlund Ah thanks for the extra explanation, since I've never gotten that close to surströmming to see how people eat it ;)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

RT @carinfredlund: @sweden Many northern Swedes love surströmming (the rest hate it) You eat it on "tunnbröd" with sliced, boiled potatoes,…

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

@invertedqualia Well apart from the smell I also don't like fish at all so I'll skip it I think :)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

@SulkaMikko I think I'll wait for finale before I decide (and also to not start arguments early hehehe).

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

The next day the smell was mostly gone but not quite. For weeks you could smell a hint of fermented herring in the corridors.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

@unlikelymaths You might have to sanitize your home if you ate it in the kitchen...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:07 p.m.

@aaronmhill Or replicators. This is why I want the replicators.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:07 p.m.

@ThatIowaGirl Yeah, the process is different. Surströmming is fermented. So it smells more. Can't say much about the taste tho.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:05 p.m.

@solidsociaty I think I remember watching that actually. And yes very informative!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:04 p.m.

@aaronmhill Now you've lost me. I'm just dreaming away to the day I don't have to cook.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:03 p.m.

School had to be dismissed the rest of the day, so yet again I ran from the smell of surströmming. (Didn't mind the day off tho)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

Second time I smelled surströmming I was 13 and some older kids in our school poured cans of it into the ventilation as a prank.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5:01 p.m.

My dad said no thank you, my mom tried and liked it, me and my brother ran in the opposite direction.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 5 p.m.

First time I smelled it I was 7 and our neighbors were eating it outside. (Because of smell.) They asked if we (our family) wanted to try.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

Ah, just got a question about the surströmming... (Read more here: https://t.co/DCvN6cqK5s ) Thing is, I've never tried it, only smelled it.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:57 p.m.

@aaronmhill Will look into this if I don't get that replicator.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:57 p.m.

@SulkaMikko I would say no, but then again I'm not your best source since I don't eat fish.....

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

@tsundayrae Lot's of different stuff. Soy or quorn, vegetables like carrot and peas, or beans sometimes. But the le… https://t.co/KYRwYXbKBd

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:54 p.m.

@Juho_p I couldn't agree more.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:54 p.m.

@aaronmhill See this is why I need that replicator! I am like the lousiest veggie cook there is... Haven't tried ei… https://t.co/DFl2jEWbrz

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

@SulkaMikko But IKEA is easiest place to find them outside of Sweden.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

@SulkaMikko I think everyone that likes them would say that the best ones are the ones their parents/grandparents made themselves...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:51 p.m.

@Deeleted_ Loool! See I KNEW someone would comment so see the rest of the tweets!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

@aaronmhill Well I'm not that good of a cook so I buy ready made. But my dad does them with quorn, onions and spices. Super tasty!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

To try this dish just visit your local IKEA, they usually serve it there. Will hopefully install replicators there in phase 2 for free food.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

@zpleat Do you have an Ikea anywhere close? They serve them there.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

You might notice the lack of Lingonberry jam ( https://t.co/JUKU33x5YQ ) It's just not my thing but is traditionally a part of this dish.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

I'm vegetarian so my replicator would have that setting on but everyone can of course choose as they please.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:43 p.m.

It shall serve me what in my opinion is one of the best Swedish meals. Mashed potatoes, green peas, cream sauce and… https://t.co/kQLKanDqhO

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

Food is primary reason to have replicators. I mean who likes to cook right? Ok probably lot's of people but I don't. So I want a replicator.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:34 p.m.

And I know just the perfect agency to take care of that project! Our very on national food agency! https://t.co/6ZYaBjEzhl

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

I demand subsidized replicators for all in Sweden (later on also world wide). Shouldn't be difficult we have 3D printers.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:31 p.m.

The title can translate to "I snap my fingers" so it's quite fitting. Now according to bylaw one i.e. this tweet: https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

The demands for today are like super simple! While you read them may I recommend this song as soundtrack: https://t.co/7VeHB0T57F

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:26 p.m.

@awasielewski @chelseagsummers create more segregation. But hey! A girl can dream etc.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 4:26 p.m.

@awasielewski @chelseagsummers Don't quite know what you mean by that but I'd like it if more affordable appartemen… https://t.co/Of9Raor9DG

@sweden May 11, 2017, 3:48 p.m.

@awasielewski See it's not all bad! (But I would like some more appartements tbh... maybe a skyscraper or two...)

@sweden May 11, 2017, 3:34 p.m.

@AdnanOnMUFC @emilullbrand Oh I will NOT involve myself in a discussion like that 😂😂😂

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:54 p.m.

@bernihochrainer Weeeeell you could vote and I'll take care of the rest!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:36 p.m.

@jess31mn Don't think they have authority in Sweden...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:35 p.m.

@AdnanOnMUFC @emilullbrand I'd say the Globe has a more distinctive look... it's also older.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:34 p.m.

@bernihochrainer It's been host to Eurovision 2016!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:32 p.m.

@Mattiasvg Maybe it IS one. Getting multiple reports of Globe being the alien HQ now.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:31 p.m.

@stockholmux Well I haven't exactly tried to cover that up: https://t.co/qvXLBWALmS

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:29 p.m.

@unlikelymaths The Optimuses are now bffs!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:28 p.m.

I wouldn't know. I'm afraid of heights, can't even stand too close to the glass at Kaknästornet. (Which is this: https://t.co/vnq1c4a7Ui )

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:26 p.m.

Anyway there's an elevator that can take you all the way to the top. Supposed to be really cool and a nice view: https://t.co/8GA6TkG6zd

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:23 p.m.

@stockholmux But I was there just the other week!!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:22 p.m.

@to3moss_311 It's all holograms nowadays...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:22 p.m.

Most embarrassing part is we both see it on almost daily basis. But maybe it has some kind of perception filter for protection from aliens?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:21 p.m.

@denis_babin This is why I am apologizing!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:20 p.m.

@Loukas_RS GENIUS! But Turning Torso then?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:19 p.m.

@addelindh Are you saying they aren't rebuilding??? Whoa 👀

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:18 p.m.

@Rudestroem We did mention that but thought it wouldn't be distinctive enough...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:18 p.m.

@Loukas_RS An excellent plan but we do have the Globe...? So, plan might not work...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:17 p.m.

Turns out when you live in a city long enough you forget the most obvious things like a giant globe shaped stadium... Sorry Globe!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:16 p.m.

After that episode one listener who was not from Stockholm was like "Uhm.. sure you didn't forget something...? Lik… https://t.co/NGEhhD3G98

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:16 p.m.

Then we started talking about Stockholm... and neither me nor my cohost could come up with a good landmark for alien movies here...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:15 p.m.

Or a couple distinctive landmarks in the US which is standard with Hollywood movies.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

You know Cristo Redentor in Brazil, pyramids in Egypt, Eiffel Tower in France, Taj Mahal in India, The Great Wall of China and so on...

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

Did a podcast about apocalypses a while back and discussed how aliens or catastrophes always target famous and distinctive landmarks.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:13 p.m.

@crystalenka Today I accept all cute animals so not late at all and thank you!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 2:12 p.m.

@unlikelymaths NO WAI?!?! Klussens second name is Optimus Prime!!! https://t.co/s50r7qmIVm

@sweden May 11, 2017, 1:33 p.m.

@Mollebongen Aaaw! Looks like she ate the presents tho 😂

@sweden May 11, 2017, 1:33 p.m.

@SwedeMuses Give all these amazing family members hugs!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 1:32 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo @EmmaLundstrom @muhmt Ok kookaburras are now my new heroes.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:42 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo @EmmaLundstrom @muhmt When you say space, you mean scream very loudly and run fast as The Flash right?

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:40 p.m.

@thejanicemish Haha Puffa-chuu!! Love it!!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:39 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo @EmmaLundstrom @muhmt See I'd like to go someday but scared of snakes AND spiders so not the best place for that....

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:38 p.m.

@inqclexa Aawww thanx for all of them!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:37 p.m.

@ansate Thank you for all the fluff!!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:37 p.m.

@maktspelare I am very pleased thank you!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:37 p.m.

@Tantfarbrorn Hello Tage nice to meet you!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:36 p.m.

@Itson2d Intercommed engineering, they're working on it! https://t.co/arYHXmBvsw

@sweden May 11, 2017, 12:33 p.m.

RT @kazarnowicz: "so long and thanks for the fish"? @gagavai_corp from @sweden is working on translating dolphin speech to human https://t.…

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:20 a.m.

Now I really have to get back to work but see you in a bit have a good one!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:18 a.m.

Unfortunately we seem to have some problems with the dome. I base this on the fact that I got caught in a massive h… https://t.co/tZPyFSL3yf

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

Only fair I repay with fluffers! Klussen takes his medicine like a proper cat in a spoon. And Zorro likes to sunbat… https://t.co/MQdlu8JtR4

@sweden May 11, 2017, 10:12 a.m.

@SpookyAndrew I do but I mostly tweet in Swedish! It's at @Slacktivisten.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:51 a.m.

@havochaos @PnubK1 @KarlssonMax Ehehe did I say plan? Nvm that oh look here's pizza cat!!! Please look into the cat… https://t.co/Z05KKaeKt0

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:50 a.m.

@havochaos @PnubK1 @KarlssonMax Excellent! It's all part of the plan!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:48 a.m.

@EmmaLundstrom @muhmt One of best things bout Sweden is few poisonous snakes. Only one kind and not instantly deadl… https://t.co/yJSDZ1vuEC

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

@EmmaLundstrom @muhmt Oh poor doggo :(((( But good that Kasper protects you!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:38 a.m.

@masja08 As would I. Also sofa and kitchen.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:37 a.m.

@MagnusX71 This doggo needs belly rubs!!! Give some from me!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:37 a.m.

@EmmaLundstrom @muhmt OMG I am terrified of snakes and things that would be my worst nightmare 😱

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:36 a.m.

See can't even spell through right because I'm so distracted. Note: This does NOT mean you should stop! I LOVE it.

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:35 a.m.

DANGIT did not think this throug at all my plan was that you'd send the cuteness and I'd work but now I am 100% distracted 😂😂😂

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

@Jaime_Elizabeth If you miss out on any today I'll fix it tomorrow! https://t.co/raJYkIt43D

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:26 a.m.

So I'm thinking today: ALL FLUFFY AND CUTE ANIMALS!!!! Please send them this way! And live long and pawspurr!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:24 a.m.

You were awesome yesterday and Tuesday sending cute cats and dogs, changed my mentions from persistant trolling to cuteness. THANK YOU!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:21 a.m.

@Ependyma_Louise INDEED!! Fairly new tho, friend got me hooked just a couple of years ago but now I am all in!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:19 a.m.

Last 2 RT just a little something to get our day started!!

@sweden May 11, 2017, 9:10 a.m.

RT @dog_rates: We only rate dogs. Please don't send perfectly toasted marshmallows attempting to drive. Thank you... 13/10 https://t.co/nvZ…

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:46 p.m.

@failedVegan Aaah nooo don't remind me

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:45 p.m.

@jaxrafferty I'll just stay here then were we're not that keen on angels and prefer cool animals.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

@NamjoonSweetie Wouldn't call her companion tho ;)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

@jaxrafferty I'm thinking I might just avoid Southampton altogether just in case.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

@NamjoonSweetie Ah well River is my fave of all!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

@jaxrafferty Where is this so I can avoid it???

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:34 p.m.

(See I was so scared of the angels I wrote play instead of press in the first tweet I think the angels are getting to me.)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

He also makes lambs! https://t.co/NZqGMEhl98 The animals are perfect for funny pics or sitting on. Pretty sure an angel would oppose.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:28 p.m.

Much better than you know super creepy weeping angels...

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:21 p.m.

@NamjoonSweetie How can that be? Who's your fave then??

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

Luckily I don't see much creepy statues of that kind here. In Stockholm we've got lions, by Anders Årfelt: https://t.co/6rb44O1Kcd

@sweden May 10, 2017, 6:17 p.m.

Eeeek! Rewatching Doctor Who, am now on The Time of Angels part 1 and kinda wanna play pause BUT I do love River Song!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

@Twpalovi We better shape up then!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 4:31 p.m.

@QuenchWines Hellooooo pupper yer a good boy!!!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 4:22 p.m.

@nb1316 I have indeed! But I prefer Skynet seems cooler :)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:59 p.m.

Hey, realized that maybe more of you would like to know so here's a list I found on the vast internet… https://t.co/UuLn0goMvI

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:58 p.m.

@Tconn1116 Do you have a good list of US names? Would be fun to compare!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:57 p.m.

@doedkoett Ah the days of yore, always better days. (Not the Swedish 90s fashion tho in my opinion)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:57 p.m.

@Frimtanklin BUT IT IS FORBIDDEN 😱😱😱

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:16 p.m.

@doedkoett @JonathanRL Or is it a... prophecy??? 2020 coming up soon 👀👀👀

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:08 p.m.

@SignyTheSage See that brings me to the point: Super cool!! Would wan't to see it no matter the outcome!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:06 p.m.

@tsundayrae I think replicators should be handed out no need to pay!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:05 p.m.

@Frimtanklin I think it lost integrity about when it just started to be a pure copy-paste job on the manuscript but that's my opinion!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

@robertlescieur Aw perfect name for the perfect pupper! Please give snacks and/or cuddle from me.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 3:01 p.m.

@doedkoett @JonathanRL AH, this is on my list but not gotten to it yet. Good reminder tho!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:59 p.m.

@Eliminare I'd instantly teleport myself to Kiruna when I see the first tweet about northern lights.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:58 p.m.

@Crafty_AI Please send teleporters.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

@dzuidijk Ah but you forget AI will have world wide authority by then!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:56 p.m.

@TheComicHunter I say 0-3. I'm aware of the risk with that but I think it will work out for the better in the end.… https://t.co/LKc0bORZkd

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

@doedkoett @JonathanRL Oh the construct you mean like Matrix? That has one huge logical flaw... Why would I ever wa… https://t.co/aeDweRujCT

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:54 p.m.

@SignyTheSage I would BUUUT I will make sure to implement the 0th law.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:54 p.m.

@Frimtanklin I am PRO tribbles tho. Anyway we'll talk about WOK instead when you brain's been reprogrammed ;)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:47 p.m.

Now have to get back to work for presentation on Saturday that I'm having for presidents. I'll bring you along then! https://t.co/spmmlsk8Kw

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:44 p.m.

@dzuidijk GOD DANGIT! I am calling the AI-police. (Yeah I just commissioned one.)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:43 p.m.

@Frimtanklin Oh no? The switchup was the thing that annoyed me the most!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:43 p.m.

@EmmaLundstrom I am very pleased! <3 <3 <3

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:42 p.m.

@RunningBecky I welcome these fluffy space bosses with open arms.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:42 p.m.

@Cbab_ Resistance is futile.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:42 p.m.

@DackeStaffan Hm... A deterrent? Well. I think we have lots of others for that so... Non negotiable!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:40 p.m.

@CeeHawk317 Hm one doggo seems to have hands but still is super cute so I'll allow it!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:39 p.m.

@kake_jo @Davewardell Poor doggo hope doggo is ok!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:39 p.m.

@DackeStaffan No but I do have a similar demand like that for tomorrow! Not about Firefly but might be able to put it on the list.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:38 p.m.

This point is non negotiable and will not be discussed. You will comply.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:37 p.m.

All copies of Star Trek Into Darkness shall be erased and replaced by The Wrath of Khan. It shall also be replaced in the collective memory.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:36 p.m.

Ok, I have one last demand today that will be performed when the AI has reached full mind control. (Super benign mind control don't worry!)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:33 p.m.

@gracielaoberto Ah those animal doctors always ruining snack time! Best to listen tho... Then send some belly rubs from me!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:32 p.m.

@TheComicHunter I agree! Really liked his Foundation series! Basically devoured them all lol.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:32 p.m.

@loghaD Who are they??? Foxes, wolves or sheepdocrabbitchasers?!?! So confusing!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:31 p.m.

@doedkoett @JonathanRL I have full confidence in our future overlords and when they scan the internet they will see… https://t.co/dupUBobqzi

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:30 p.m.

@gracielaoberto You should give him tasty treats in the plate!! Super cuddly!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:29 p.m.

@JeffPaffett Ah I am so jealous please tell me all your secrets.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:29 p.m.

Best outcome AI saves us, worst we end but in a cool way! Do we want to end in environmental catastrophe or like a rad sci-fi way?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:26 p.m.

Lot's of you seem worried by the AI and sure I get that BUT my friend and co-host of Peak Geek podcast made an exellent point about this:

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:25 p.m.

@felixfeatures I think the brain implants will help with that?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:24 p.m.

@EmmaLundstrom 100% cute if you ask me also not much of a fan of word derpy anyway please give Zack a snack! Becaus… https://t.co/90pfYReWK1

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:23 p.m.

@Tconn1116 Good question! Did not know myself but found a list! https://t.co/mQnX7wBvQD

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:22 p.m.

@HannaFriden Spiritual or intellectual yeah, I think so too. And also if they outlive us at least one might be here… https://t.co/yCQ0ksEPI1

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:21 p.m.

@PnubK1 OMG this is now my new ultimate goal in life.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:20 p.m.

@dartigen Agreed!!! We need it.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:20 p.m.

@1azylizzie OMG you're right! It would be the best tool for humanity overall! Apart from AI perhaps.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:19 p.m.

@loghaD Hm. This seems to be a ruse!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:18 p.m.

@kake_jo @Davewardell Has this doggo been given snacks? If no, please correct immediately.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:17 p.m.

@grodaeu OH NO?!?! Ok we have to have a contingency plan for this. Will look into it.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:16 p.m.

@HannaFriden My friend and I did an episode on our podcast about this and she said: Best outcome they save us, wors… https://t.co/fgWH3mYj1M

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:15 p.m.

@C4544S Those I will refer to the AI to figure out! I'm not the scientist, I'm the demand and idea gal!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

@dopefish_lives I know, but that's what the AI is for! To figure out some super energy source for that and the warp drive.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

@JeffPaffett What? You mean you DO have them? Share!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:13 p.m.

@doedkoett @JonathanRL I am two hundred and fifty three point five procent sure about this idea!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:13 p.m.

@PnubK1 The text will say: "Both driven by the boss of Sweden at the time, Vian as no one else was interested because they had teleporters."

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:11 p.m.

@Nieszkas I can see that! Boop the nose!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:11 p.m.

And I think all the war money could be reallocated since teleporters can be used for defense by playing the world's most annoying peekaboo.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

Also. Would be super cool. I don't think I need more motivation?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:07 p.m.

@LitenSpindel Well hello to you too! Such a cute fluffy family you have there!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:07 p.m.

@DackeStaffan Yes BUT they seem cool so I just want them for a week or so.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:07 p.m.

@ACritn Ah, you know what, I'll just call Tuvok and ask! Thanks anyway.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:06 p.m.

@loghaD This sure looks like wolf propaganda?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:05 p.m.

Which brings me to demand 2: Teleporters. Pros: All of them. Saving the environment. Saving time. Reuniting old friends and family. Perfect.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:03 p.m.

@JonathanRL Nooo, you worry too much!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:02 p.m.

@PatrikLundin I too am pro robots. But I'd like the AI to just fix that for us. You know, we kick back share some n… https://t.co/h3D8pXzhJ9

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

@LitenSpindel Hey Nessie looking cute today as I assume always! Who's your hungry friend?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

@zpleat Well yes. It would be under my, your benevolent ruler, strict supervision. And will implement 0th law as pr… https://t.co/pdtHxvf3hG

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

@ACritn Wait what there are humans on Mars??? No one told me?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

@Tconn1116 It's so tiny look at the little pupper heart melting!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

@CLCadwallader Hey Kaylee! What IS going on? See any good treats?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

@PnubK1 Well don't forget the instant decrease in cars when we get teleporters! We might be able to skip the cars a… https://t.co/NqbuQJCk4k

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:55 p.m.

@Xibee Ask and you shall receive!!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:55 p.m.

@The_Ungentleman Sorry, I think that might be more difficult...

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

@PatrikLundin Ah, I retired years ago after a whole Super Mario Bros 3 debacle...

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:54 p.m.

@HannaFriden Why look at the glass half empty I mean it totes worked out fine in the Foundation series... or.. did it?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:52 p.m.

@tsundayrae Isn't that just a highly advanced teleporter that looks like a door but just isn't referred to as a teleporter?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

@ACritn Yes and no. They share ancestry but have developed into different species. Meaning we could go the Vulcan way.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

@PatrikLundin Ah, don't be so pessimistic! Think of the teleporters!!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:48 p.m.

@afromumin Memedoggos are good dogs too!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:47 p.m.

@MeredithLClark Hellow Rosa! Hope you'll have a great week!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

@easybeinggreenx Such a happy pupper give it all the cuddles!!!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

@robertlescieur OMG A PUPPER??? I love it tell me all about it!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

I believe AI is the key. First AI, then flying (0 toxic emission) cars, then WARP DRIVE AND TELEPORTERS. And I need teleporters.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

@PnubK1 Do you live in Sweden? If no, just move here I'll take care of the paperwork. Come one come all and let's live in the sci-fi future!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:42 p.m.

@erikelmgren True! So we need the 0th law! I'll put it on the memo.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:41 p.m.

@Eliminare This is where I'm heading actually!!!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:41 p.m.

@ACritn No! Look at the Vulcans. An ideal for us all!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:40 p.m.

@PatrikLundin Because A: Too much work. And B: We haven't killed off all rats have we?

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:39 p.m.

... it'll probably deduce that the solution is to come up with a non violent solution like IDK a dome...? Perhaps? Hope so!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

So if the AI concludes that we as a species are a threat to the planet, instead of eradicating us (such a mess and such taxing task)...

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:36 p.m.

@cybermejo Always such good manners!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:35 p.m.

@cybermejo Oh HAL such a charming AI!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:34 p.m.

Or R. Daneel Olivaw who dedicated thousands of years to make sure humanity would not plunge into 30 000 years of darkness.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:32 p.m.

I mean look at the Vulcans! They did not conquer. They co-operated. They helped! Became our greatest allies! And go… https://t.co/z986i656XU

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:30 p.m.

A higher intelligence might not go all Daleks yelling "EXTERMINATE". Why would they when co-existence would be the more logical solution.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:28 p.m.

We, the humanity, might be plauged with greed, lust for power and have a history of conquering others. But that is our limitation.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:27 p.m.

I know ppl are scared of a superintelligence, as well if aliens come to earth. But I believe we look at it from our limited minds.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:25 p.m.

This AI shall solve all world problems like the environment, public health, economy, world hunger and then proceed to creating flying cars.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:23 p.m.

Demand 3 (by the power of this tweet https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo ) I demand all world wide efforts to concentrate on creating an AI.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:18 p.m.

OK tweeps I don't have much time today so we'd better make this snappy and co-ordinated. I will present demands. You send doggos! GO GO GO

@sweden May 10, 2017, 1:16 p.m.

@lhommeterrible I shall place it on the best wall of this, the queens, palace!!!! <3

@sweden May 10, 2017, 12:24 p.m.

@PattiFromNYC It is a good city to walk in! Not that big, nice weiws on the walks etc so that sounds like a good id… https://t.co/9PjWiaW6Kn

@sweden May 10, 2017, 11:30 a.m.

@JaniKaarela Oh, I am so sorry! All that waiting!! (Haven't been yet but might go this """summer""""!)

@sweden May 10, 2017, 10:41 a.m.

@JonathanRL THANK YOU!!! You are SO right!

@sweden May 10, 2017, 10:12 a.m.

@PattiFromNYC Hej! Pack warm clothes. It'll probably be fall but might be strong winds and rain. If we're really ou… https://t.co/Tw9bumU0f6

@sweden May 10, 2017, 10:05 a.m.

@_Sjonsson Yeah metal or punk seems about right! Probably cat metal.

@sweden May 10, 2017, 10:03 a.m.

@EmmaLundstrom Lol I was talking about the butter! Frogs seem kinda complicated...

@sweden May 10, 2017, 9:57 a.m.

@pherring Lots of good stuff there!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:23 p.m.

RT @GMBDaily: The moment @robinbengtssons for @sweden got through to Saturday's @Eurovision Grand Final #SWE #Eurovision 🇸🇪 https://t.co/IL…

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:10 p.m.

@vivoandando So sorry for you! Maybe watch it after? Not the same I know but still!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 10:56 p.m.

@Lithuania @Ercarret But I am the boss of Sweden!!! Alright alright 10 points is also cool.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 10:09 p.m.

@MsMorticiaFrump Ah Cisco Ramon!!! A true hero!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:45 p.m.

@FredrickAven I'll put them on my list!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:39 p.m.

@FredrickAven Hey knock off Sanderson! He's a personal fave.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:25 p.m.

@FredrickAven OH NO??? Am I there too???

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:24 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Depends on who you ask I guess but I'd say: Definetly!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

@Alphaglitchgirl Thank you! Also by the power of bosslady of Sweden you are hereby also a Swede! Welcome!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

@Zukram97 Yes! I have made an official demand! https://t.co/5Cctolgo8T

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Don't worry I'm sure it will all be ok! .....

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:59 p.m.

@FredrickAven Saw a lot of people there when I visited? Are you saying they were holograms? Would be cool actually.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:58 p.m.

@RunningBecky Am NOT?!?!? (Yeah I am I agree. But this is my chance to change the world!!!)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:57 p.m.

@FredrickAven Well I think the glass box thing might not be you know... comfortable. Also he might want another castle! Maybe a new?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

@Alphaglitchgirl I do! Love it! But will not tweet today, taking the night off :)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

@erikelmgren Not as in cool weather just the look of it.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

@erikelmgren But a Thunderdome will be cooler.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

RT @Zukram97: I'll do like i did when i hosted the @sweden account last year and tweet anything(most of the time) #Eurovision related in En…

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:49 p.m.

Allrighty then now let's all shut down the interwebz and look at ESC! (Or whatever you like to watch.) See you tomorrow!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:48 p.m.

@TheComicHunter Hm, true. Will have that as backup plan!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:47 p.m.

@gracielaoberto Thanks for the help! Glad I remember some spanish :)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:47 p.m.

@Rikita_Tikka Oh voodoo cats sounds dangerous! (But cute.)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:46 p.m.

@Schmacie Tell husband mocking is forbidden!!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:46 p.m.

@TheComicHunter Could work but kinda feels like a shortcut.... And not sure I would manage it might just throw in cats or something.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

@alfaruque Maybe you should have a dog...?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

@erikelmgren Well I want a nice non toxic fun dome! Might call it Thunderdome....

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:42 p.m.

.@PatrickRothfuss We can provide a nice calm (sometimes cold tho just a warning) place for to work? Maybe a castle?… https://t.co/tNLhjSiClI

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

Hello @PatrickRothfuss! I am a long time fan who loves The Kingkiller Chronicle. How can I, as ruler of Sweden, help you release final book?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:39 p.m.

I do not have plan on how this should be accomplished so let's do it the other way around.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:37 p.m.

I demand the immediate release of the final book from Kingkiller Chronicles! Waited YEARS. And I can not wait any more. I need this book.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:36 p.m.

(Note final demand for today, more will come tomorrow and Thursday.)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:35 p.m.

By the power of Greyskull and this account ( https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo ) I have a final demand. This one is a personal one but hey I'm boss!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:33 p.m.

But before I go a final demand as ruler of all things!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:32 p.m.

I need to prepare for the Eurovision semis! (Will not tweet today bout it today tho, only saturday, see schedule: https://t.co/4eaUxKbAs2 )

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:25 p.m.

@RunningBecky Don't have enough cats yet :(

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:23 p.m.

@Schmacie Hello Fredo have your human give you snacks!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

@Dreijer_EU Well I still decree bubble.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

@alfaruque OMG what if they catch you and decide to punish you??

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:15 p.m.

The Public Health Agency is looking in to the weather bubble project! Perfect! https://t.co/r19IvmSOhu

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

@kobbah @systerfrida Wow this is the best catception!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

@djuttis @Folkhalsomynd Excellent! You're quick on the ball over there at the health agency!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:09 p.m.

Tomorrow I think I will need cute doggos! We'll see how the day goes!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:06 p.m.

@systerfrida Hey hey! It was for @kobbah too don't keep it all to yourself ;))))

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

@AD0RI Hey look weird thing found a gif of you lookin cool eating pizza! ;) https://t.co/6MOIiBy1JG

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8 p.m.

@Fyrunaa Mine are the same, one chill one causing mayhem!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:59 p.m.

@siuhaj I know! You are most welcome my dear!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:59 p.m.

@donbell Hellooooo Bubu! Such a cute cat!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:58 p.m.

@gracielaoberto Hola! Que linda! Is that right? Trying to say they're pretty but long time since I talked spanish... :)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:56 p.m.

@unlikelymaths Hm, that construction looks cool to me! ;)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:56 p.m.

@MarlowesLeftEye @StephenKing I'm thinking it was just bad management! ;)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:56 p.m.

@DaveBngDave U want in on the dome? Can be arranged!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:55 p.m.

@Fyrunaa Hello Chili look at U chillin! <3

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:55 p.m.

@alfaruque Oh holy cielingcat! Can't watch those because my cats get upset!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 7:21 p.m.

@spodgemonkey Bloody sofas always eating cats!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

@wlmaen How could I NOT? Such a cute fluffer!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:54 p.m.

@SignyTheSage Always the story. Hence bubbles!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:49 p.m.

@spodgemonkey It's a plan! Have your people call my people as they say.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:49 p.m.

@doggudoggu Aaaaw give snuggles from me!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

@SignyTheSage It's impossible. Impossible!!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

@ironchef271828 I just wish for a reasonable ratio of weather.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:47 p.m.

I think this work should be coordinated by The Public Health Agency of Sweden, since it impacts our health. But first we try the dome.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:45 p.m.

@andrehasaposse Oh I am not the best to ask but could retweet and see if someone else can give you some recommendations!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

@mphartikainen I am not a fan of sadness. I like happy!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

@MsMorticiaFrump NOPE! But no problems I demanded all the votes so it's handled.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

@spodgemonkey You wanna join our dome? Just call Ireland and ask if they'll opt in because that would make it easier.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

@egnarregnar This seems like a good option if the bubble doesn't work out!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

@Cbab_ I'll make sure to send one over if we have a surplus!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

@beletilismith You are most welcome my child!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

@gs1968 Not always, but on rainy days all outdoors clothes start to smell like that...

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

@mphartikainen Doesn't give full body coverage.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:36 p.m.

@Cbab_ Bubbles for you too?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:35 p.m.

@beletilismith Sure, why not! I will write that in!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:33 p.m.

Hence: bubble. See The Jetsons for reference. It is a simple spray on bubble that protects us from rain and snow. M… https://t.co/lX3DyqjVZW

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

We get that all the time during cold winter months. In stores, on buses, in elevators, all the time! Imagine! A whole country dagisvarma!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:29 p.m.

It's when you were a kid and the teachers dressed you in overalls but then you had to wait inside for everyone so you started to sweat.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:28 p.m.

An amazing woman called Hanna who was a curator here 2012 (we still miss her) coined the phrase "dagisvarm" meaning kindergarten-hot.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:25 p.m.

Right now it's a hassle to dress for this weather. Apart from not knowing if it's spring or winter you always get hot on transportation.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:22 p.m.

Demand 2: As the ruler of Sweden ( https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo ) I demand, if dome is not viable option, weather protection bubbles for all.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:19 p.m.

@MelfestEurofan Of course! Not the semis, but will go all in for the final!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:18 p.m.

@emilyerna Oh haven't you heard? We all take one superhero name from the age of 2 to the age of 12. Some of us keep… https://t.co/Qo23YwrbkA

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:17 p.m.

I, as the boss Sweden (which I actually renamed Viania but the paperwork is taking some time) decree this work to start immediately.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

But I recognize that those are my personal opinions and as the benevolent ruler I am, I am willing to compromise.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

@egnarregnar But it snows!! In MAY!!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:12 p.m.

Now I personally am biased and would actually prefer only spring and summer.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

@unlikelymaths You are right! We'll just do a replica!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

We have the opposite of GoT(Game of thrones)! You know when they keep saying winter is coming but it takes FOREVER? That's summer here.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

And not as it is now a 6 month long cold winter worse than the one coming on GoT, 3 months fall, 2 months spring and 1 month summer.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

Now, this dome should be used to control weather so that we actually have 4 seasons for 3 months each.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

The other nearby countries are welcome to join. We could do this world wide but I am pretty sure places more to the south don't need it.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

This one looks pretty cool, no? https://t.co/dcmMXsvQjV

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:59 p.m.

I recommend this project to be spearheaded by SMHI (Swedens meteorological and hydrological institute). My proposition is some kind of dome.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:57 p.m.

Demand 1: As the new ruler Sweden (see: https://t.co/tcEpBUqfBo ) I decree that this country needs a weather controlling device.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

First, we must deal with the snow.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

@alx_dtm Well yes partly I am :) Just look at the weather forecast before you decide to move to Sweden ;););)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

@mottfull @MaxEskilsson There, fixed it. See not that difficult. Could've been fixed via email too but you know all… https://t.co/mSUetapFJP

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:51 p.m.

But it's not all bad, some of the demands I was going to go over tomorrow are actually about the snow. I have now re-prioritized.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

As you might have noticed todays plans got completely hijacked by unforeseen events. The snow thwarted all plans!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

@HotGingerMess All boxes are belong to cats.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:46 p.m.

@alx_dtm I was actually born in Poland and lived there for six years, then we moved here but family spoke polish at home. :)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

@alx_dtm I speak polish! No need for google :)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

You of course get cute animal of choice. https://t.co/ykKSe7ZcUu

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

@GlennF You get a THANK YOU and maybe... A cat? Or doggo? Which cute animal is preffered sir?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

@K8JohnsonAuthor AWWW SPIKE!!! Yeah that would be a problem! But also good camouflage ;)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

@kain_wyatt @MabandeOpenBeta Work always interferes with cats???

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:33 p.m.

@attansbananer Such a sweeeet life. Am jealous.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

@verymaryanna WOW I only have two but that is definetly GOALS!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

@axelsampieri Thank you so much needed that one now!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

@EuroDanny90 Thank you!! You are welcome to vote for us ;)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

@isserley_ Well if Loki is posing for a picture then Loki needs to have a cool pose! Cuddles might ruin the image ;)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 Ooooh heh that would be funny if not for the trolls seriously asking that same question :(((((

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

@LinasteKarlsson Sounds like an EXCELLENT ratio!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 5:07 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 Sorry I am not doing fika ...!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 4:59 p.m.

No need to @ 4 block.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 4:59 p.m.

And no hateful posts, trolling, racism, sexism, homophobia or other forms of hate speech, that is as you can understand general.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

I will clarify this once and once only. The rules state: No personal attacks(against curators or OTHERS).

@sweden May 9, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

Listen, I know I promised you cats but today I think I need the cats.... Send them to me!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 4:26 p.m.

@HeleneTheSmall Omg such a perfect compliment thank you!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 4:26 p.m.

@JackTheFact29 Excellent! I hope he qualifies! Not sure if I want him to win tho, I mean we have a LOT of firsts no… https://t.co/QyMYh0AjGH

@sweden May 9, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

I DEMAND ALL VOTES TO GO TO SWEDEN. La Suédé douze points! Szwecja dwanaście punktów! https://t.co/fFjvYANO2z

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:40 p.m.

@niclasohman Thanks!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:30 p.m.

@Nieszkas @TripleStaff Wow sooooo kind 😂😂😂

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:29 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK By the power of Greyskull, I shall.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:28 p.m.

@Phrewfuf Am not at home :( but will try it when I get back!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:27 p.m.

@bernihochrainer Aw you remember! Looking forward to it!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:11 p.m.

@wilkehagen1 Yeah, it's like we can't have it all!! No fair.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:10 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK I will try to take care of it under my rule. We'll get to the plan later today.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:10 p.m.

@zpleat I'll try! Relief seems to be on it's way! https://t.co/tU6JMFnLOy

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

@TripleStaff @Nieszkas Just hope this weather doesn't travel to you. Snow AND hail!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:08 p.m.

(And also I am at important meetings so there's that!)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 2:08 p.m.

Sorry but due to today's events (the snow) I won't be tweeting much until my fingers have thawed. Might take a couple of hours.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 1:40 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK Might be me tbh. People surely seem pissed.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

@JELeferink THANK YOU!!! We appreciate it!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

@hannaericksson That's how the weather rolls here I guess...!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

@tramsmaria Did you see the schedule? There WILL be cats! https://t.co/raJYkIt43D

@sweden May 9, 2017, 1:35 p.m.

@NormaliseraNu @1azylizzie Yeah that might be it! But we added an extra p to make it more Swedish.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 1:33 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo @1azylizzie @Ullabella73 This sounds like a pretty sweet deal!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 1:32 p.m.

@oktmiraningrum Nope, Stockholm! But you always have slightly better weather there (when it's not raining... lol)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 12:27 p.m.

@Fr1edoberT THANKY U for noticing my lol!!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 12:27 p.m.

@JELeferink I'm thinking embassy in Stockholm! Mittens and hot cocoa is needed!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 12:15 p.m.

Not kidding. It's mayhem. IN MAY. https://t.co/Bc0X0OFkhl

@sweden May 9, 2017, 12:06 p.m.

Can't tweet. In snowstorm. Freezing fingers off. Will return when (if) I find shelter. LLAP

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:47 a.m.

@Ullabella73 @1azylizzie I will not ask. I will DEMAND!!!! ;););)

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:22 a.m.

@1azylizzie In Sweden we have this word "pepp" kinda means pumped as in pumped and look forward to it!! Fell much pepp now!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:21 a.m.

@Paulfrankfurt At least we came prepared 😂

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:19 a.m.

@1azylizzie @JackdeReduvo Oh the wind machines! The glorious wind machines!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:17 a.m.

@Paulfrankfurt Sorry!! Shouldn't have taken you down with me 😂

@sweden May 9, 2017, 11:15 a.m.

@Scritzch I would recommend you check out Robyn!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

@bernihochrainer OH I love that one! Thank you!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:46 a.m.

Just remember to be nice! No cussing or attacking or you know just a nice clean game! Hockey is like super clean and nice, right.........?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:44 a.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 Not at all, I do all sort of small things to get by! That's important too.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:43 a.m.

Any hockey fans? Rangers? @Allison_Ivy79 might like to tweet with someone who actually knows bout hockey! I'm more of a Zlatan-fan...

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:38 a.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 Not at all, we all have our things to keep us floating.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:37 a.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 Then I am rooting for Rangers today as well!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:35 a.m.

@uselstamning Oh yes! Old times! Not necessarily good times tho...

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:34 a.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 😂😂😂 You know I don't get hockey at all right? Just reminding you!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:34 a.m.

@CollardSoylentG *holds up my coffee cup in salute*

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:32 a.m.

@CollardSoylentG Well at least your done with the Tuesday! And cheers!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:32 a.m.

@JackdeReduvo @Finnsfan Ah so sorry for you! That's Tuesday for ya :((

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:31 a.m.

@uselstamning Sorry totes dropped the ball on that one 😂

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:31 a.m.

@1azylizzie Indeed I will, if I have the time (but will make sure to make time)! Not sure if I'll tweet about it though!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:30 a.m.

@vendieng Oh no don't say that I have a long week to go!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:29 a.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 I unfortunately have the latter today...!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:29 a.m.

@uselstamning I think Monday is no fun and Tuesday even LESS fun.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:28 a.m.

@chefrahn He seems like a true role model!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:27 a.m.

@sukibadar Definetly. I had a three hour free period on Tuesdays then ONE class at 16:15 so that day was SO boring! And still is...

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:26 a.m.

@FuTrump45 Can't answer to that since it wasn't me but a tweeter from weeks ago.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:25 a.m.

@Paulfrankfurt But won't that just make Wednesday faux Tuesday with all the same annoyances?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:24 a.m.

@CollardSoylentG Good for you!!! My day just started and I already want it to be done.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 9:24 a.m.

@StreetFoodUK Well you'll never succeed in teasing me about fluffy animals! Don't know much about it but I still think the sport is cool!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:40 a.m.

@Nieszkas FUNNY you should say teleporters!!! You'll se why but don't wanna spoil.....

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:39 a.m.

@chefrahn Nah sons! I have cats. But hope you they find some nice guys or gals to settle down with if that's what t… https://t.co/4c0urEhWnV

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:37 a.m.

@Twooshorten Hm. Now I might be forced to reevaluate 🤔🤔🤔

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:37 a.m.

@StreetFoodUK I am sorry I cannot! But I can retweet and ask followers to if u want?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:34 a.m.

@chefrahn Ooooooooooor are you...? Maybe we're speaking in code....?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:29 a.m.

@Twooshorten How you feel bout them now?

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:29 a.m.

@chefrahn Is that a formal request? Why Denmark? I like Copenhagen, nice city!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:28 a.m.

It's as @Finnsfan says. Monday in disguise!!!! Like so: https://t.co/cenp2RoC9d

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:23 a.m.

@optimistressam You can read lots of useful stuff here! https://t.co/OLxDWGxgff

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:22 a.m.

So all the rude stuff, all the angry emails, or the shaking fists you were expecting AND laundry day actually occur on Tuesday.

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:20 a.m.

See people are all tiered on a Monday so everyone is kinda mellow then just shuffling about... But they awaken on Tuesday! And they rise!!!

@sweden May 9, 2017, 8:18 a.m.

Gooooooooooooood morning sunshines! Don't know how you feel bout Tuesdays but I am against them. People think Mondays are the worst but...

@sweden May 8, 2017, 11:04 p.m.

@AndriErlingsson @TH23530011 @JussiMarttila You know what, you can untag me this seems to be your thing here guise!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

@AndriErlingsson @TH23530011 @JussiMarttila Hey! Language or take it outside this feed we have rules here: https://t.co/OPHylSIFQ6

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:25 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 @Evil_Fever @frolunda_hc Love this hockey discussion I am part of despite me knowing close to zero b… https://t.co/5f2A1cOQM5

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:10 p.m.

@MikaCorinus @gaochlaggdig No you have to add on the procrastination time! You read tweet think yeah I should then… https://t.co/ic3OuuRSU7

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10 p.m.

Kinda miss @gaochlaggdig (=go to bed) who'd send a stern tweet telling one to go to bed OMEDELBUMS! (=immediately only cuter word)

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

Don't know bout you but I am tiered! And it's gonna be a big day for me tomorrow! Lots of demands and ruling to do so I'm off to sleep.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:49 p.m.

@AndriErlingsson @PhilodoxPils Yeah but kinda not for RT type of account. Besides, I am the boss of the country now… https://t.co/9MlNPpJwIG

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

@R0J1N Those guise always crack me up!!! ❤️❤️❤️

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:42 p.m.

@R0J1N Just point me to the closest blogger and I'll dive right in to it!!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:42 p.m.

And don't forget to check your account before emailing! Just in case! One can never be too sure!!! XOXO https://t.co/erj4Yd8uVb

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:40 p.m.

Did you check your connection? Maybe call your cellphone and or internet provider!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:40 p.m.

Have you tried to sign out and sign in again?

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:36 p.m.

@DJOREMY I will need proof of that in the form of pictures.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:35 p.m.

@promemorian Don't worry I appreciate the gusto!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

@PhilodoxPils @AndriErlingsson Hey! I'll see what I can do bout that. But I have not yet gotten the logins for all… https://t.co/7e5xXVRXOm

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

@promemorian Oh you are threading on thin ice here mister! No it does not! But it's the second highest!!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:30 p.m.

@DJOREMY Did you see? Bichon!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:28 p.m.

@promemorian Ok we'll focus on the white fluffy dogs for less complications? And of course the Samoyeds will be of the highest value.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:24 p.m.

@promemorian INTERESTING!!! I might have to invoke that too.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:24 p.m.

@pfm2001_ Aaah! That's what they're called!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:22 p.m.

Here is doggo as I leave the car. Not pleased. Heartbreak 100%. (Also sorry I did not notify you about breed I beli… https://t.co/QEUlQKvXUn

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:20 p.m.

Whoooopsies!!! Seems something suuuper weird is going on whit the blocks whatever could that be...???? Anyhow just… https://t.co/AXAG3PtZdq

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:04 p.m.

@DJOREMY SO SORRY! Should have said! Will notify all and apologize publicly!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

@beer_bender Pics or it didn't happen! Her fave scratch! https://t.co/PeF9SF4DzF

@sweden May 8, 2017, 8:50 p.m.

Guess I didn't win but totes worth it!!! https://t.co/XqFcXHvT13

@sweden May 8, 2017, 8:49 p.m.

Here's a doggo! It's my parents doggo. She likes treats and snuggling. 10 years old but acts like a puppy when she'… https://t.co/DUKm6s7qbD

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:32 p.m.

Tysta leken börjar nu, den som pratar (dvs twittrar) åker ut! The silent game begins now, the speaker (or in this case tweeter) goes out!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

The next tweet is the rhyme that kicks the game off! I’ll do a highly amature translation. Let’s go!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

Everyone shall be quiet. If you speak, or in this case tweet, you are out of the game. The last one to tweet is the winner.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

It’s called tysta leken, and I believe it was invented by parents in desperate need of some quiet time. The rules are simple:

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:29 p.m.

Ok let's play I game because I am on my way to a birthday dinner for that kid brother and will be super busy stuffing my face.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:28 p.m.

Today's version gave me this reaction. I am pleased. https://t.co/yVMdw8UzSp

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:27 p.m.

@glasskamp YES IT IS ALL MINE (the rules clearly state I must answer in English.)

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:25 p.m.

"I am on Da Buzz." And then I send him a link to a song from Swedish pop sensation (kinda) Da Buzz! https://t.co/98ddSXsn3z

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:24 p.m.

I have a fave joke with my kid brother. Definitely not his fave which is why I love it. If we're texting when I am on my way I write:

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

@lauriepink No! I am just the benevolent ruler and overall boss lady of this country.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:18 p.m.

@digdawg I was not intending to take requests but this is actually an excellent one so I am putting it on the list.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:17 p.m.

@Evil_Fever Here are all the hockey facts I know: puck, goalie, power play, stick, Modo, Mariusz Czerkawski. And th… https://t.co/vy08XX68Ps

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

Between the scheduled activities there might be some improvised content like games and fun facts (about my cats).

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

@jMAC_WIR We'll save that for Saturday, I need to make an official ruling on this so I must think it through properly.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:06 p.m.

Sundays: Usually reserved for existential angst, but we'll see if something better comes along. Too be announced.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

Saturday evening: Eurovision Song Contest!!!! I'll tell you bout it and how everyone in this country loves it in some way or another!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

Saturday: As I am working Saturday it'll be bring you loyal subjects (that's you) to work day!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

Friday: Cute overload! Bring forth the lolcats! Excellent way to start the weekend for you who aren't working Saturday.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 6:01 p.m.

Thursday: Part 3 (final part) of demands. I want to present the demands before the weekend so everyone involved can get to work immediately.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 5:59 p.m.

Wednesday: Part 2 of demands. The demands vary in timetable. Some can be taken care of immediately, others will take several years.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 5:57 p.m.

Tuesday: Part 1 of demands as new ruler of Sweden. The demands vary, some are personal ones others require nation or worldwide cooperation.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

Last part of orientation! You've been champs! So let's go over the schedule for the rest of the week. As you know, today was orientation.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4:40 p.m.

@Medizin_Wookiee Well quality over quantity!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4:30 p.m.

@suziday123 @StreetFoodUK Howdy! Hope you're not too much like Glen... seems to be a rascal that one.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4:16 p.m.

@sorkKari Oh my friends kid loves Pippi so I know her fave episodes by heart now 😂

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4:11 p.m.

@Medizin_Wookiee Did they give you any answers? I sure hope so, don't want the reputation of Viania tarnished!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4:08 p.m.

@librarianstevie I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I???? I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I???? I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I????

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4:07 p.m.

@okergelebroek Ah you'd be surprised how difficult that is for some!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4:01 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 @StreetFoodUK We have you know NEW music too!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 4 p.m.

@DuncanWeldon @grodaeu Sorry but no, they don't look at that. Only the nomination forms. So if you want to campaign… https://t.co/M0aMppXimx

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:59 p.m.

@LorcanRK @DuncanWeldon @grodaeu Hey gang! Here's the form: https://t.co/EHK8STVjPe They only take the requests there! GLHF!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:43 p.m.

This thirst made me hungry so I'm off to find provisions! Next phase of the day will be the schedule for the week, back in a few! (hours)

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:38 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK I have exactly zero idea of what is going on here right now.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:37 p.m.

@1azylizzie Yep. I am busy with you know lols and cats.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:36 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK @Cbp8Cindy Star TREK. And I might have to call your legal guardians for these shenanigans.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:35 p.m.

@peterkhallberg Today is orientation! We have a schedule!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:34 p.m.

@D_sign4you Thank you very much!!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:34 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK First you bring up the snow now Abba this is just.... wow. I am looking through the rules right now! This cannot stand!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:33 p.m.

@1azylizzie Sorry, I am a block on sight kinda person. But you'll se them anyway since you haven't blocked them so no worries!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:32 p.m.

@lauriepink @idriselba @ChrisEvans Not the WHOLE country. Just me, it's ruler!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:30 p.m.

@JonatanGlad Well, propaganda for the catriarchy is not advertisement? Is it?? If so I'm between a rock (the rules)… https://t.co/C2CEB57lK7

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:29 p.m.

@Mel0nas Not mine, the law. See you have a Sweden flag so here's a text in Swedish: https://t.co/G4eWYowbXl

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:28 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK This was SO MEAN?!?! Like we can't help that the ceiling cat sends ice sprinkles??? https://t.co/sOPFMugprE

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:26 p.m.

Which is probably what got you on the list in the first place. If you’ve done nothing wrong no need to worry right? It’ll all be sorted!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

But you might wanna check your account for hate speech, gay bashing, foul sexual assault-comments, harassment or genocide propaganda first.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

Crystal clear don’t you think? I think so too! Now if you found yourself blocked and want it revoked contact admin: https://t.co/eYVMRPAHkB

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

In short: No personal attacks(against curators or others),hateful posts, trolling, racism, sexism, homophobia or other forms of hate speech.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:24 p.m.

What I am, is allowed to block as I see fit. Which brings us to the rules for you! And those are right here: https://t.co/OPHylSIFQ6

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:24 p.m.

Anyway, pretty reasonable rules for me that boil down to not being mean or inappropriate.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:23 p.m.

Or at the very least send chocolate (not flowers, the cats eat them). I mean it IS my birthday.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:21 p.m.

.@idriselba @ChrisEvans Such things are not to be done here.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:21 p.m.

And I am not allowed to use this as my personal dating site to hit on people... Like IDK off the top of my head @idriselba or @ChrisEvans.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:20 p.m.

I shall tweet in english. I shall not harass users and I think I'll keep the swearing to a minimal.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:19 p.m.

But for me, the rules are simple. Follow the law (no slander, hate speech etc), no threats. No using this account as advertising space.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:16 p.m.

We all have rules to follow. You and me both. Mine are not set by me even though I am the boss of this country now. Every boss has a boss.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:16 p.m.

ANYWAY! Where do we start? Schedule or rules? I say the rules. Might as well lay down the law first since I am the ruler of these lands.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:15 p.m.

@StreetFoodUK I said afternoon and it is afternoon schhhhhh https://t.co/m4LHMQFJ3M

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:14 p.m.

Oh I KNOW I KNOW!! Not all cheerleaders!!! Some of them are actually the heroes, wronged by cheertheives. Like the… https://t.co/6lvxLUDHuk

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:12 p.m.

But we don’t have that here. We're kinda selling schools? Weird. #myopinion Reminds me of Simpsons when they found oil under the school.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:10 p.m.

It would be awesome if bad people had uniforms so you’d spot them quickly. Like the varsity jackets and cheerleader outfits.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:10 p.m.

You know we don’t really have that whole highschool concept here in Sweden and from what I’ve seen in pop culture I am kind of jealous.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:10 p.m.

Orientation will now assume. Please find your assigned seats.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 Yep, but I'm not a hockey fan so I improvised ;)

@sweden May 8, 2017, 3:02 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 @ProgressingSF Oh :((( 💔💔 my condoléances. Sorry for your furry loss.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

@gloriavisella_ Glad you like it! Be sure to inform teachers of the name change to Viania!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 2:54 p.m.

@ProgressingSF @Allison_Ivy79 Let's not argue! They're all good cats!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 2:51 p.m.

@Allison_Ivy79 I'm gonna go with secret option no 3... ZLATAN!!!! Always Zlatan.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 2:34 p.m.

Calling all present in the land of Viania (formerly known as Sweden) help this kind wookiee with review on this rec… https://t.co/9k6XhY7wRW

@sweden May 8, 2017, 2 p.m.

@Medizin_Wookiee Sorry, not my cup of tea, but I can retweet the question for you?

@sweden May 8, 2017, 1:55 p.m.

@librarianstevie Honestly, I'm just glad that it's over.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:46 p.m.

@JaniKaarela Ooooh no. I am not getting in to that discussion! Very touchy subject.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:45 p.m.

Orientation will resume this afternoon. (As in my time and it's 12:45 pm here)

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:44 p.m.

By the power of Greyskull I am free! Need to stretch and work on presentation for some presidents council I'm having at the end of the week.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:41 p.m.

@Rendenbrandt Lots of people also have secret anonymous frog accounts for trolling so...

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:36 p.m.

@Rendenbrandt Yeah and also that orange dude would probably commandeer it...

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:33 p.m.

@kipoohvet Thank you for your sympathies!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:33 p.m.

@FernandoLeanme I am NO snitch!!! Snitches have no pals as we say in Sweden but in Swedish it rhymes.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:32 p.m.

@finkladd I believe that was there plan all along. I was just too dazzled by the fluff to see that.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:27 p.m.

@Rendenbrandt You have an excellent point! It most certainly does!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:25 p.m.

@Rendenbrandt It's actually quite still here. More stationary than a ride you know..

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:24 p.m.

@ms_willow Oh we'll see who has the last laug! They might get inspired.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

@Throki Yeah. This took a weird turn. Totally messed up my plans. But hey that's life 💁🏻

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:20 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo Ten years with these fluffs and I still don't know myself!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:19 p.m.

@Twooshorten If I run really quick straight for the kitchen maybe I'll make it!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:19 p.m.

@bee_starship I lolled super loud and got an angry grunt from master 😱😱😱

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:18 p.m.

@ms_willow True! I have a mission!!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:17 p.m.

NOOOOO LOOK WHAT HE DID HE FLIPPED OVER AND NOW HE'S PURRING ❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭 https://t.co/6tbd8c9rtt

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:16 p.m.

Ok. I think I'm gonna make a run for it!!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:16 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo He'll NEVER agree to that. This is on his terms and his terms only.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:15 p.m.

@ms_willow Let's hope it doesn't come to that 😭

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:15 p.m.

@Carly_B It is tho! Love hurts.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:14 p.m.

@Nissvik Remember me not as I will be, but as I was before this CATastrophe.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

You might ask "Hey!? How can this happen? Aren't you the boss of like all of Sweden now?" And yes, I am. But cats have no lords or rulers.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:10 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo @MrJDucky Ah I see! Sounds like a good system!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:09 p.m.

Oh holy ceiling cat I might perish here.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:09 p.m.

@johncarneyau As it has been for so long.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:09 p.m.

@JackdeReduvo But... he's so fluffy my foot is really warm! I think? Kinda lost all sensation in it about fifteen minutes ago.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:08 p.m.

@Nissvik There is no one here to save me!!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:08 p.m.

@gammacromatica I will NOT answer that question. Wars have been waged over less.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

@Begbie4017 Yes. I must. This is the burden put upon me.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

@bitchgotskills Dang it it's such an uncomfortable angle!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:06 p.m.

We were supposed to get back to orientation with you know rules and schedule but those are on my computer so far far far away.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 12:04 p.m.

My foot is numb, it's kinda chilly and I think I might need to pee soon but he has me bound with his fluffy glory!! What do I do???

@sweden May 8, 2017, noon

@JackdeReduvo @MrJDucky Hm, that sure sounds like a mouthful! Could we maybe shorten it to like kitteh bosses...?

@sweden May 8, 2017, 11:52 a.m.

@antonymusic Well the only way is north then I guess! Kiruna or Skellefteå!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 11:47 a.m.

@antonymusic I am sorry, but this young man has passed on to his own twitter account. I am now the master of this realm.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 11:22 a.m.

@xcelerationlabs But will try to squeeze that in!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 11:21 a.m.

@xcelerationlabs Sorry, can't promise any lessons on that topic. There may not be time in this weeks schedule! (Lot… https://t.co/3leGcGEFUA

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:45 a.m.

@FernandoLeanme @CallMeSpits Follow the rules and it will all be cool!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:39 a.m.

@projectbluebox EXCELLENT! Thou shall be rewarded for your loyalty.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:34 a.m.

Cats? Catseses? Catties? Ok we'll go with kitteh bosses.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:33 a.m.

@NoWinnersInWar Can't promise anything tho...!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:33 a.m.

@MrWaternooze And what if it is smooth sailings and all cats ppl will be so dissapointed.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

While I do that you can browse through my cats pics at @kattriarkatet!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:25 a.m.

And that reminds me... Recess! Time for second breakfast. TTYS!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:24 a.m.

You know kinda like the first day in school. And school is cool!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:24 a.m.

Anyway! Today is orientation! We do introductions, you’ll get this weeks schedule and the rules.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:22 a.m.

Don’t start the whole “Yeah?!?! Watcha gonna do???” Simple: I’ll block you. It is within my power. (Press play on song again if needed.)

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:21 a.m.

And oh I work with online safety. Some of you might want to remember that. (Looking at you tailless green amfibians……..!)

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:20 a.m.

I have a podcast with a friend called Peak Geek and the name is kind of a tell on what it’s about. You might notice my geeky side this week.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:14 a.m.

@beletilismith There will be stories, but not today.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:11 a.m.

@gsonderby @beletilismith HELLO AUSTRIA! You're calling one year early ;) Let's talk next year!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:08 a.m.

@beletilismith Sorry Sweden is not available right now only it's new lord and ruler Vian.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:05 a.m.

I am Vian Tahir, aka @slacktivisten, I have lived long (34 years) and I prosper as Sweden's foremost (only) lolcat expert.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:04 a.m.

FINALLY I HAVE THE POWER!!!! I am at last the boss of this country and I have a list of demands!!! But first thing’s first: Introduction.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:04 a.m.

Please press play here before you continue (Don’t worry this is not your tape.) https://t.co/vQqinQrXVb

@sweden May 8, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

Excellent! The system seems to be working. GREETING EARTHLINGS I HAVE NOW TAKEN OVER YOUR TWITTER FEED!!

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:59 a.m.

Testing 4, 5, 6.

@sweden May 8, 2017, 9:58 a.m.

TESTING! Testing 1, 2, 3.