Aron Flam

Aron Flam

was @sweden 2016-12-26 to 2017-01-02

I’m a Jew-ish, neurotic, pot-smoking, constantly-in-analysis comedian. And I know that in the United States, or in Britain, that might sound like a cliché, but in Sweden I’m a unicorn.

My work tends to focus on shock comedy and political satire of the contrarian stance. And if that sounds pretentious, just wait till you meet me.

My own policy for the world is easily summed up in three points: legalise drugs, abolish state surveillance, and colonise space. Abolishing state surveillance is important because smoking pot always makes me paranoid, and also, it’s hard to convince people that we need to colonise space unless they’re high on drugs. So, as you can see, it’s all connected.

I sometimes like people on an individual basis, but I’m not too fond of humanity as a whole. That being said – I prefer it to all other species. It wasn’t my choice. Team humanity picked me – and I’ll play as best I can.

Neither left nor right. I believe the modern left has forgotten that people should be judged on “the content of their character rather than the color of their skin”, their gender, or other biological, cultural, and/or, for that matter, economic factors. Not that they don’t matter, but I think it’s better that we judge people on their individual flaws rather than the flaws of their heritage. Living in a socialist country, these views tend to make you lonely.

And even though I might have a conservative moralist inside me; I realize that tradition is nothing but a comfort blanket for the weak in an ever-changing world.

As I see it there is no safety anywhere and that beneath the thin veil of civilization our lives are, in the words of Thomas Hobbes: “solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”

Or as I would put it – we’re always just one power failure from The Walking Dead.

So we might as well colonize space. Not that we wouldn’t fuck up. We would. We always do. But at least it’s a new mistake. Since the definition of insanity, and stupidity, is to repeat the same mistake over and over and expect a different result I think new mistakes are the best we can do. Leaders offer their populations nationalism only when they have nothing else to offer and I think we, as a species, have already tried that route and know where it leads. So instead of fucking up the planet – let’s go to space – and fuck that up instead!

Aron Flam's Feed

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

I expect to see you in the dick fields, farming dicks, on Monday nine o'clock sharp miss @ChefyStephie !!! https://t.co/3lXBgnm2HY

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:50 p.m.

Yeah, apparently she's our ambassador to BREXIT or something? https://t.co/9R971Hw8CB

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:48 p.m.

Cheers everybody, its https://t.co/mHLdaLX81J it's done.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:47 p.m.

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, let me introduce, the Medvedev to my Putin, the next @sweden of @Sweden, @voxerbrant

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:46 p.m.

The time has come for me to step down, in true democratic fashion, without being all Putin about it, and introduce next weeks @sweden

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:42 p.m.

What to wear to the apocalypse: XOXO Gossip Girl https://t.co/t8oGAfTsks

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:03 p.m.

@PariPrepp My main concern is leather, feathers and studs though. I want to look apocalyptic for the apocalypse.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 7:02 p.m.

@PariPrepp As you said, that just the beginning.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

Start carving up my neighbors in the quest for gasoline and human flesh! https://t.co/z1wTiOrOVE

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

.@melkersandberg U sir, are a true optimist!

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 6:19 p.m.

RT @melkersandberg: @sweden I think that this fact gives humanity hope.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 6:19 p.m.

Horace Engdahl, of The Academy, before he went all Bob Dylan on us! https://t.co/kmUXgLdnKO

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

This dude is like "I don't like how something works I'll buy a new one" but I think people is one problem you can't… https://t.co/zz5EG0wBl8

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

And this "feels" better.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 5:01 p.m.

Anyway, that's my point. That I obviously have no point.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 5 p.m.

I could have said that I don't have all Indians in my canoe, and that those I have dont paddle in the same direction to make it more generic

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 4:59 p.m.

I mean I could have said Lapp (swedish equivalent of N-word) instead of Sami. But I didn't! And tjat makes me a god person.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 4:57 p.m.

But living right is not easy, its so much easier to just say the right stuff.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

And at times I'm sure it seems that I dont have all Sami in my Kåta. And those I have jojk out of tune.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

Being a "moral" superpower isn't easy. Sometimes it can get so moralist that no actual moral thing gets done.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

Hypocrisy is not the worst sin, but it is the most annoying.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

I try to be a role model. And in failing miserably, I hope to have set an example for all to follow.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 4:47 p.m.

Well, its been an interesting week. I can hardly remember my first day. And I hope you have forgotten it too.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 6:12 a.m.

Okay, enough partying by myself is enough, time to go to bed. I hope your night was as stimulating as mine.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 12:06 a.m.

Happy new year world. We @sweden wishes you a good one and dont forget to follow our antics in UN Security Council for the next year.

@sweden Jan. 1, 2017, 12:04 a.m.

RT @helenasundae: Only roughly 2hrs 30min til I can start making "what's the future like?" comments to Swedish friends https://t.co/dNv19kv…

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:32 p.m.

@sweden Just goes to prove that intelligence is a bit over rated I guess...

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:31 p.m.

I dont like jelly fish. Just nervous systems without a brain floating around. And still they've been around longer than us. Without a brain?

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:29 p.m.

@egotsvibration not so sure about that. Got @RealElderGrim to shut up.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:26 p.m.

I like my species the best. Of course, I'm biased.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:24 p.m.

Listening to The Streets and reminiscing bout the early 00's. Starting to feel like 2017 s gonna be great. Might be the wine tweeting now.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:22 p.m.

In the words of my people: "Never again!" https://t.co/3AFCDZljhZ

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:21 p.m.

@egotsvibration @RealElderGrim it was supposed to be an insult. Contextually dependent on receivers perceived homophobia

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 8:20 p.m.

I love @TwoPaddocks as much as anyone, but he's not exactly a swedish wine grower now is he? https://t.co/gQTswtRtzg

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 5:12 p.m.

@raytheonunited naw everything but Skaane down south is settled

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 5 p.m.

First I have to deal with the Swedish occupation of Sapmi. If @Sweden recognized Palestinian statehood before Sami… https://t.co/YCnOBLPHCr

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:55 p.m.

@liivimaa you speak the truth. Even got some Cia motherfucker to play us in Transparent. #NOTokay

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:51 p.m.

Hey @canada ! Someone's got a question for you! @Canada ? Don't be that way... come on.. https://t.co/2GD1RQXGhB

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:50 p.m.

.@ChefyStephie I'll be drinking a white Riesling and I have some bottle that could pass for champagne if chilled to absolute zero

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:49 p.m.

@ChefyStephie and then mud cake with a salad made from grated carrots and apple with orange juice pressed over it.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:47 p.m.

.@ChefyStephie main course is tjälknöl, frost lump, basically roast beef from moose, and potato gratin.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:44 p.m.

.@ChefyStephie I'm making the ever classic toast with fish eggs and red onion for starters.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

I'm going to cook a really nice dinner for myself, light some candles, and listen Carmina Burana. That might cheer me up.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:24 p.m.

I dunno know what's wrong with me? I mean this is what I've been prepping for. And now when its finally here it all feels so cheap.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:21 p.m.

Life hunh? It's a young transgender persons game.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:21 p.m.

I'm exhausted. I'm def not as primed for the coming, race/religion/gender/class-wars of 2017 as I should be.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 4:16 p.m.

We use it mainly to keep our nuclear plants running. https://t.co/I7mB3AhSfd

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:50 p.m.

Repent! The end is nigh. Don't make any promises u cant keep. Regardless of if the world will end in 2017 your character is still weak.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 11:38 a.m.

Good morning and good riddance 2016.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:29 a.m.

@Expat_Therapy a very stymied discussion

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:28 a.m.

@drewpotential there are some similarities. You've got a head start I think

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:26 a.m.

@mangefik please dont publish a punchline without a premise

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:24 a.m.

No worries, you couldn't stoke the flames any higher then they already are. The debate rages on. In our own passive… https://t.co/2u1t6KIWLI

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:22 a.m.

@ReHipsterToast I see u. I wont deny your existence. How about a real name so we are properly introduced?

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:20 a.m.

RT @Inthetoni: @sweden @facebook @twitter there's this one guy that claimed that the truth is on instagram. But it's not the full picture

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:17 a.m.

Yeah, but that's mainly to taunt them for being illiterates. https://t.co/1tZmYf0GdA

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:16 a.m.

And its really really hard to take someone who calls themself @ReHipsterToast seriously. https://t.co/vIlg29z37F

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:13 a.m.

Everything you read on @facebook is a lie. I know cause someone on @twitter told me https://t.co/vgNt4aGvZ0

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:12 a.m.

Yes, of course, I was raised never to say no when offered food. https://t.co/ITcdqOmo2X

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:11 a.m.

If u like that you would love Japan. https://t.co/vIl5QGb3wj

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:10 a.m.

But then again, better here than in a position of real power.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:09 a.m.

It's hard to take this forum seriously when @realDonaldTrump is on it.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 1:07 a.m.

Twitter is no place for discussion. No real meaningful discussion should be limited to 140 characters.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 12:52 a.m.

Cool, let's trade citizenships then. You game? https://t.co/00EjD1RZQH

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 12:08 a.m.

.@rcgreenlee When people actually did that and came, we closed them immediately without any form of debate what so ever

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 12:07 a.m.

.@rcgreenlee First we had an "everyone's welcome" policy, secure in the knowledge that in order to use it you had to swim the Mediterranean

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, 12:02 a.m.

.@mangefik No @johannaePic is right I'm a disgusting hebephile. I like young beautiful fertile women. It's sick. I'm sick.

@sweden Dec. 31, 2016, midnight

.@mangefik inside a "leech"? zoophilia is illegal in Sweden buddy. I dont know why but it is.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:59 p.m.

RT @mangefik: Seriously @sweden. Keep your groupies in a leech!

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:56 p.m.

RT @mangefik: @johannaePic @sweden Will you please let me continue to listen to Jacques Brel now? Your notices is disturbing.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:56 p.m.

RT @mangefik: @johannaePic As @sweden is my witness, it's obvious.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:56 p.m.

RT @johannaePic: @mangefik @sweden What was the question? Hmm🤔🤔quite sure I didnt ask or begged you for something

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:56 p.m.

RT @mangefik: @johannaePic @sweden Stop beeing so aggressive. Can't you just accept a no?

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:56 p.m.

RT @johannaePic: @mangefik @sweden then why the hell are you on twitter for? Go play Bingolotto good luck on Färgfemman

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:56 p.m.

RT @mangefik: @johannaePic @sweden Actually, I feel women more than seven years younger than me is peophilistic.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:53 p.m.

RT @johannaePic: @mangefik @sweden Why? I thought you liked them young, tight and premature ;)

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:22 p.m.

I fucking hate you to buddy, I swear its just not the booze talking. I'll hate you 4 ever!!! <3<3<3 https://t.co/UF59OzLy1p

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 11:21 p.m.

.@johannaePic @deabrunner I am. Tweet in english please. As @sweden I command u!!

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 9:29 p.m.

@ChefyStephie I have. But it didn't work. People have eyes unfortunately.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:50 p.m.

@johannaePic I think proper form is having someone else nominate u dear

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:49 p.m.

.@JassonCordones had he missed just one more birthday I'd be a rapper. Probably a successful one ;)

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:48 p.m.

.@JassonCordones u think I'd be such a needy fuck if we spoke in person?

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

RT @JassonCordones: @sweden Externalizing it on twitter is enough to compensate for the missed opportunity to tell that to him at the momen…

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:38 p.m.

@sweden probably because I was so ugly. I look a lot like my father.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:37 p.m.

@sweden when I was a child laying in bed my father used to turn on the light saying that the dark was afraid of me.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:35 p.m.

@sweden they say "love yourself", but I'm not my type.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:33 p.m.

@sweden I'm a 38 year old comedian living at my mothers place. That wasn't exactly my childhood dream

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 8:29 p.m.

That was yesterday buddy. Today we're criticizing me! https://t.co/bTS8jJwXNm

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 7:55 p.m.

I have a much easier time relating to people who don't like me than people who do. I don't like me either so at least we have that in common

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 7:46 p.m.

.@MissAntropen I guess I'll find out Monday, but I doubt it can get worse than my last ten years as a quasi-public figure

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 7:45 p.m.

RT @MissAntropen: @sweden Are you allowed to tell the hurtful truth, as you perceive it, without being prematurely sacked? 😉

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 6:53 p.m.

PMS is not a myth. I've hade it for 38 years. And counting.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 6:37 p.m.

Another all-time favorite philosopher is Nietzsche's syphilis. Boy that got into my brain.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 4:50 p.m.

.@ChefyStephie I think dick farming sounds great. Ecological and a much safer work environment than the joke mines

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 4:49 p.m.

RT @ChefyStephie: @sweden that sounds interesting. I've been brainstorming how one would farm dicks, but I'm sure you'll have just as much…

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 4:49 p.m.

Diogenes of Sinope is one of my all time favorite philosophers. Underrated today unfortunately.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 4:17 p.m.

.@cilanivre english please! But no, I suspect you only thought so yesterday but today is self-reflexive tweet day.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 4 p.m.

RT @yacinovic34: @sweden who is the party who leads the government in sweden: left or right

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 3:59 p.m.

RT @cityunlocker: @sweden in France, liberal is also an insult from the left to the right

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 3:20 p.m.

Today is self reflective tweet day.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 3:20 p.m.

Learned yesterday. In @sweden "liberal" is an insult from the left to the right, elsewhere "liberal" is an insult the right calls the left.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 2:11 a.m.

RT @ChefyStephie: I need a friend with a truck to help move my stuff, I've got a new job farming dicks. Thanks xoxo https://t.co/1mdsh4z23K

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:55 a.m.

RT @ChefyStephie: @sweden instead of digging for dick jokes, perhaps you should try to grow them.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:55 a.m.

.@Carl_Adahl it absolutely is. Thank you @zynks

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:55 a.m.

RT @Carl_Adahl: @sweden @zynks And I bet Aron couldn't stop thinking of farts and dicks with anything less than electrotherapy.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:43 a.m.

That was all for being a dick to the left day. Good night and thank you so much for your support and opposition. It's been fun.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:36 a.m.

. @zynks not at all I'm afraid

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:36 a.m.

RT @zynks: @sweden how well do those jokes translate - measured in public reaction?

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:30 a.m.

That's my job, as long as people aren't laughing I'll be writing dick jokes. No pee breaks. No vacations.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:30 a.m.

I write dick jokes 18 hours a day 7 days a week. All I think about is genitals. Over and over.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:28 a.m.

.@zynks @Vadskriverde My opinion is that as long as people are starving there is work to do. SO why work less?

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:27 a.m.

.@zynks @Vadskriverde It proves that people are egoistical. S what I think.

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:24 a.m.

RT @zynks: @Vadskriverde highly experimental socio-economic system trial requires adjustments. What do you think it proves? @sweden

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:23 a.m.

I do. I work 24/7, down in joke mine digging for dick jokes. https://t.co/JGe3cf2fPg

@sweden Dec. 30, 2016, 12:10 a.m.

Obama expels 35 Russian diplomats the same week as he abstains in the Security Council. I thought scorched earth was a Russian tactic?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:54 p.m.

.@NystrmFredrik I keep trying @SWEDISH__VIKING

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:53 p.m.

RT @NystrmFredrik: @sweden @SWEDISH__VIKING Member you're trying to joke with swedes, we just don't have it in our DNA or culture

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:53 p.m.

RT @SWEDISH__VIKING: @sweden ok here we go you ready?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:52 p.m.

.@WDHasselmark I noticed, but for some reason his lack of intelligence makes me a little sad

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:52 p.m.

RT @WDHasselmark: @sweden Hey, he misunderstood you being a genius - talk about going meta from your previous tweet re misunderstandings

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:51 p.m.

.@SWEDISH__VIKING U go, it's your turn.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:50 p.m.

RT @SWEDISH__VIKING: @sweden but you also said genius..the funny thing is you actually thought this joke was funny..try again

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:50 p.m.

RT @SWEDISH__VIKING: @sweden but you also said genius..the funny thing is you actually thought this joke was funny..try again

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:45 p.m.

I wrote social genius buddy, that's the key word in this joke. https://t.co/U9etauTiPG

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:35 p.m.

I am truly a social genius. Unfortunately, like most geniuses, I'm misunderstood. So I guess I'm a misunderstood social genius.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 10:08 p.m.

Says the whiniest little leftist bitch in Sweden. https://t.co/TvlGxOpcgj

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:58 p.m.

.@bassesbasta @christolsson @ibrah_alal don't knock gnäll if you please cause I'll have to start gnälling at you

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:58 p.m.

RT @bassesbasta: @christolsson So... it was just what is known in Sweden as unsubstantied gnäll. @sweden @ibrah_alal

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:57 p.m.

Actually, no, my rate from the old loan is higher https://t.co/3fGC2Bq4kA

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:56 p.m.

.@bassesbasta @christolsson @ibrah_alal but it was changed "under the gallows" as they say

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:55 p.m.

.@bassesbasta @christolsson @ibrah_alal they've changed since I was in school, for the better, now u can work.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:55 p.m.

RT @bassesbasta: @sweden A ceiling for income if you get financial benefits, or are you not allowed to study if you earn a lot? @christolss…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:54 p.m.

.@christolsson @ibrah_alal It's like the TV-avgift, a mandatory fee is a tax, regardless of what you choose to call it

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:54 p.m.

RT @christolsson: @sweden nothing of what you wrote earlier or will write from now on, will make your education nothing but "free". @ibrah_…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:51 p.m.

RT @andrew_k_scott: @sweden Because caviar is best when served in a tube! https://t.co/fP2J1TLUcn

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:50 p.m.

.@RichinMN exciting, if it works I'm down @zynks

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:50 p.m.

RT @RichinMN: @zynks @sweden Finland is about to run a test program. They are fairly modern & western if you like reindeer https://t.co/D5Z…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:49 p.m.

.@zynks and probably showing it does. But this depends on the job I suspect @Vadskriverde

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:49 p.m.

RT @zynks: @Vadskriverde there is plenty evidence that less hours worked does not translate necessarily to a drop in productivity @sweden

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:48 p.m.

RT @zynks: @sweden I assumed that response :-) ... here, Canada, go to page 7. Lessons #3 & 4 https://t.co/d46o8sGHpg

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:48 p.m.

.@christolsson so either way you look at it, I payed, and am paying, for university @ibrah_alal

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:47 p.m.

.@christolsson I never said I did. BUt when I studied you couldn't work on the side. There was a ceiling for income @ibrah_alal

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:46 p.m.

RT @christolsson: @sweden it's pretty irrelevant what you "consider", when the fact of the matter is you didn't pay tuitions. @ibrah_alal

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:23 p.m.

.@zynks I don't think a basic income for a Namibian village in need of aid is the same as a modern western country

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:23 p.m.

RT @zynks: @sweden this is one - background is extreme though. Trying to find the other one https://t.co/5aHGXDwbSD

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:21 p.m.

Hell no. Fika. I spent it on fika. https://t.co/iUibduZYCy

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:21 p.m.

Hey that's exactly what we did innit? https://t.co/7V0GBl0FtW

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:20 p.m.

.@BruRyder its a lot for not getting a real education

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:19 p.m.

RT @BruRyder: @sweden I also thought that was student contribution/fees

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:19 p.m.

RT @BruRyder: @sweden I realise that....you don't think that's a lot of money?! Ok, there is an issue to begin with I guess! It is to me!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 7:19 p.m.

And for one man wars like myself. NO NUTS ON GINGER BREAD!!! https://t.co/k83tZLSsfx

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:48 p.m.

No, it means "not too much nor too little, just right please and thank you very much" https://t.co/i1eUzREIlz

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:46 p.m.

300 000 crowns not USD or GBP or BitCoin #forchrissake https://t.co/Uypucv2pkV

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:45 p.m.

.@zynks @theskyisblack @notactuallyhere I have? They must have blocked my Jew ass

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:44 p.m.

RT @zynks: @theskyisblack you seem to have missed some of the posts in this discussion @sweden @notactuallyhere

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:43 p.m.

RT @gargunzola: @sweden ooh a good Sweden again this week, yay

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

@mirzatabakoviic english please my good man for fudge sake

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:39 p.m.

.@ibrah_alal I still wouldn't call what they do there education.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:39 p.m.

RT @ibrah_alal: @sweden So do you mean that we can rise the taxes and make the education totaly free?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:38 p.m.

.@emilp It was always there though. They just didn't have anything to complain about.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:37 p.m.

.@emilp sure, as I said earlier, as long as we were rich nationalism was kept under the rug

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:37 p.m.

RT @emilp: @sweden True. I'm suggesting the common denominator might be something other than socialism.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:36 p.m.

Portugals policy on drugs rule. Take me to your magic kingdom please! https://t.co/jkRjHHm3oN

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:36 p.m.

.@emilp @AndyLeandy I think the good sir is referring to us arguing about where the voters come from instead of arguing with the Swedishdems

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:35 p.m.

RT @emilp: @AndyLeandy @sweden uh? Those figures are facts. I haven't stated any opinion at all.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:34 p.m.

Diplomacy has never been my strong suit. That's why I'm not a diplomat. https://t.co/ASBuLHjsm1

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:33 p.m.

.@BruRyder @M_Cederstrom I'm sure, but as long as their working they're not dead

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:32 p.m.

RT @BruRyder: @sweden @M_Cederstrom that's how it works for most hungry people.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:32 p.m.

RT @BruRyder: @sweden @M_Cederstrom unmitigated nonsense. Just plain untrue. And worst of all, you can work as hard as you want and get now…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:31 p.m.

.@ibrah_alal I learned more as a FES in Canada in a year than I learned from Stockholm university in five

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:30 p.m.

.@ibrah_alal As I said, I don't consider my 300 000 in student loan a free education. And I don't consider what SU gave me an education

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:29 p.m.

RT @ibrah_alal: @sweden and that's thanks to welfare state. So!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:29 p.m.

RT @ibrah_alal: @sweden stop beeing like Hanif Bali. Answer my tweet directly dude. U have an educatio now n kids from poor families hava t…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

Thanks Portugal, I do love your drug policy. https://t.co/NWlDFxZO8F

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:27 p.m.

An american socialist on Sweden, as true now as it was back in 1969: https://t.co/qObzKWwW9F

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:26 p.m.

And perhaps unicorns should shit rainbows? Unfortunately they don't. Their faeces are the same manure as everybody… https://t.co/59WNLdGC1F

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:23 p.m.

.@grainreader I prefer Uthred son of Uthred, grandfather of Uthred, and grandson of Uthred...

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

Not absurd at all and what I received at SU can hardly be called an education. https://t.co/pX79gZWI7T

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:21 p.m.

I do see refugees in my country https://t.co/OiqHenuZTU

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:20 p.m.

RT @theskyisblack: .@sweden @zynks @notactuallyhere We worked on clean energy, Alzheimer's treatments, and quantum computing until people l…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:20 p.m.

RT @theskyisblack: .@sweden @zynks @notactuallyhere Starvation motivated most of the scientists I know, including myself, to quit doing sci…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:19 p.m.

No, cause I don't live in Portugal. Unfortunately. https://t.co/VfqqKELX1F

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:17 p.m.

.@lukascph @christolsson I happen to think those things are boring.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:17 p.m.

RT @lukascph: @sweden @christolsson Det är astråkigt att läsa dina politiska haranger. Skriv om köttfärslimpa eller flugfiska istället, vet…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:17 p.m.

RT @lukascph: @sweden @christolsson Well, since you gave non-Swedes permission to use Swedish yesterday, here we go ...

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:17 p.m.

Well it is. I'm not saying it's fair, or just, or right. Just that it is. https://t.co/0eQ62DXi3N

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:07 p.m.

Survival has been, and still is, the greatest motivator. Valid? That implies a choice. Most people have none https://t.co/zi01xsq0CU

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

Weird, I mean at least we shower and brush our teeth? https://t.co/0mzNHhPdjY

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

.@MattDukeLeduc @zynks @notactuallyhere and as far as I know the NPR doesn't live here either so...

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:04 p.m.

Well I live here so I think I know https://t.co/iKvYJiG19N

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

.@ibrah_alal And if you are left in a socialist country you ARE the bourgeoisie buddy

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:59 p.m.

RT @Teticaida: Let's get married and adopt 2 dogs 😍❤️ + someone else's children 😍❤️ https://t.co/0p2uLRCZxU

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:57 p.m.

.@zynks @notactuallyhere starvation is a great motivator

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:57 p.m.

RT @zynks: @notactuallyhere @sweden 2/2...people have more initiative, but if food comes freely, you get low initiative and bubble wrapped…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:57 p.m.

RT @zynks: @notactuallyhere I think I understand @sweden 's point having lived in countries with little social welfare. If food won't come…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:56 p.m.

@ibrah_alal english or nothing dude

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:56 p.m.

Well I did hashtag #fuckall which extends beyond the leadership. After all, we live in representative democracies. https://t.co/6iMyfnVdty

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:55 p.m.

I don't get it. What am I missing here? https://t.co/06Jn7uSJ4k

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:54 p.m.

Very similar countries regarding conformism but their ideal is perfection, ours is lagom. So the end result differs… https://t.co/CkxFMGHqGo

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:52 p.m.

.@robertlescieur I'm partly a contrarian so whatever you're for I'm against! And vice versa. @Barackoboehner

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

RT @robertlescieur: @sweden @Barackoboehner if that isn't a typical statement for lagom I don't know what is. :)

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

Let's get married and have someone else's children!!! <3 https://t.co/IoHj4HDAQX

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:44 p.m.

No not the same and that's why I said that the US could use more socialism and we less. https://t.co/Xmm248W41p

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:44 p.m.

Unfortunately yes. We humans must work all our lives. Otherwise someone else is doing it for you. https://t.co/GZ6j2XwuQC

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:41 p.m.

Agree back. And what are our leaders doing? #fuckall https://t.co/c7xkXPkERB

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:40 p.m.

.@zynks But that's how it goes. Power corrupts and socialists in Sweden have been in power for the better part of a century

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:39 p.m.

.@zynks It has incapacitated the citizenry and taken personal responsibility out of the equation

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:38 p.m.

.@zynks Socialism in Sweden has robbed individuals of their self reliance and made them dependent on the state.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:37 p.m.

Sorry, Thought you were from US cause I was replying to @Barackoboehner who is https://t.co/czoFt6x1Mt

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

.@Teticaida couldn't find a decent princess cake recipe in english

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:34 p.m.

RT @Teticaida: @sweden approved by a real Swedish 😍💙💛 and the princess cake? THAAANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:34 p.m.

.@alisnjikov U LOVE ME U CRAZY DARLING SWEETIEPIE BABY

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:34 p.m.

RT @alisnjikov: not sure if i liked or hated this week's @sweden

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:30 p.m.

.@zynks But I also think that that train has left the station because of globalization, robots taking human jobs, and the coming of AI

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:29 p.m.

.@zynks Well, I think you guys could save money with universal health care for instance.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:28 p.m.

RT @zynks: Aron, you are proving to be a great choice to run @sweden for the week. I would like to know more about your views like this one.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:25 p.m.

RT @Teticaida: @sweden hey?!!!!! And the recipe?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:25 p.m.

RT @Teticaida: Hey @sweden you should share with us the REAL recipe for Kardemummabullar and princess cake! 😍💙💛💙💛💙💛 (real = as a Swedish mo…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:21 p.m.

.@nygard @ScandinoIR as I previously stated we weren't in the war

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:21 p.m.

RT @nygard: @sweden @ScandinoIR Without SocDems Norw would not have kept its oil wealth. Reform Socialism rebuilt Norway after the war. Not…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:05 p.m.

.@Barackoboehner Fudge no man - your country could use more socialism. We could use less. But I think its too late for you guys now

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:05 p.m.

RT @Barackoboehner: Aron, If I didn't know better I'd think you were speaking about Detroit. https://t.co/RMTcY8nl1K

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:04 p.m.

RT @QueenBeeOfIT: @AronFlam har @sweden den här veckan! This is not a drill! #pepp

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:04 p.m.

@kaxkatten maybe, I'll give it a chance.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:03 p.m.

.@grainreader By keeping a system called LAS, keeping up wages, and protectionism

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:01 p.m.

.@s4msepi0l Maybe not but that doesn't matter now does it?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5:01 p.m.

RT @s4msepi0l: Well, maybe we shouldn't take in that many if we cant get them employment? https://t.co/o2fy7ziAej

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5 p.m.

.@nafjodor Yes, they cant compete and they hinder young people from entering the job market

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 5 p.m.

RT @nafjodor: @sweden by "keeping up wages" you refer to maintaining current minimum wages?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 4:58 p.m.

.@emilp Higher rate yes but you cant disregard the numbers. They come from the left too

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 4:57 p.m.

RT @emilp: @sweden strangely those socialists are coming from the conservative party at a higher rate... https://t.co/MnL6glKbYv

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 4:56 p.m.

.@nygard Well Norway has oil so its not really comparable. @ScandinoIR

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 4:56 p.m.

RT @nygard: @sweden @ScandinoIR Is Swe war time neutrality" sufficient expl for prosperity? WAb the rest of Scandinavia? Which historian is…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 4:49 p.m.

RT @nygard: @sweden You mean the extreme right is taking votes out of the right wing of Labour prt? Disturbing if true. Got links to some p…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 4:39 p.m.

.@ceesvantwout Well we used to be in the top three @Netherlanders @GFmag

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:39 p.m.

.@ivy_hollivana in a weeks time you'll get your fill of dog pics in the meantime I recommend https://t.co/hsgSQ3bKy5

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:38 p.m.

RT @ivy_hollivana: when will Sweden accept someone that will just tweet dog pics and not this garbage https://t.co/Ra1Xb3xdAP

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:14 p.m.

.@liivimaa your parents named you "Transgender"? That's very progressive. 👏👏👏

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:12 p.m.

RT @liivimaa: I had a French name and was already going to change it from being transgender but even living in Sweden felt MUCH more accept…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:07 p.m.

.@ScandinoIR Could be, but my point is that Sweden didn't get rich by being social democratic. But by being war profiteers

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:07 p.m.

RT @ScandinoIR: @sweden FDR was also in power for 12+ years in the USA. Not a sign of dictatorship; but a sign of doing things well

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:06 p.m.

.@ScandinoIR Yeah, I'm reducing in absurdum to get my point across. Try not to take it too literally

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:05 p.m.

RT @ScandinoIR: @sweden a dictatorship is defined by more things than "the same party being in power for long". Thus the comparison is utte…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:05 p.m.

.@ScandinoIR I maintain the position that the rise in living standards had more to do with geopolitical factors than policy

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:05 p.m.

RT @ScandinoIR: @sweden That's an oxymoron. You can't blame people for voting for the people who made their living standards rise at unprec…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:03 p.m.

@SussanSays The closest shop that has sheets

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:01 p.m.

Capital has been global for a while now. The left should take a hint and do the same.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2 p.m.

The modern left, in Sweden and elsewhere in the European welfare states have failed the workers, and thus given populism a helping hand

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:58 p.m.

The nationalist socialists, which were always a big part of the electorate were complacent, but now they're turning to the Swedish democrats

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

As long as Sweden was one of the richest countries in the world this didn't really matter since everyone got what they wanted

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:56 p.m.

The left has turned to identity politics.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:56 p.m.

So instead of reinventing the welfare state to better suit a globalized economy, adapting to new technology and redefining themselves

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:55 p.m.

And checking their own privilege has turned out to be impossible

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:54 p.m.

The money that built the modern welfare state started running out in the 70s.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:54 p.m.

They have created a protectionist system and by now young people can't get jobs with the same benefits as those in the system

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:52 p.m.

Afraid of the competition they are keeping up wages and a law that requires employers to fire the last person hired. Instead of the least-->

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:51 p.m.

The unions, which is practically the same as the social Democratic Party, are effectively blocking people from entering the job market

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:51 p.m.

Which is kind of ironic since the rallying cry for the left is solidarity.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:49 p.m.

So immigrants aren't getting into the system making it unfair to say the least

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:48 p.m.

The unemployment figures for swedes with a foreign background is 25%

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:48 p.m.

The unemployment figures for ethnic swedes, the PC-term here for ethnic swede is Svenne-banan, are between 4 n 6 %

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:44 p.m.

Putting them on welfare but denying them jobs and thus effectively buying votes the failures of the system started showing.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:43 p.m.

When the workers of Sweden became well off from an unprecedented expansion of the welfare state Palme started importing immigrants.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:42 p.m.

.. the allies when they started winning.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:42 p.m.

The swedes think that social democracy and just causes built their fortune. When in reality it was collaborating with the nazis, and then...

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:39 p.m.

Effectivel making it the worlds only voluntary dictatorship.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:39 p.m.

Sweden is also one of the few countries where the populace voted for the same party for almost a century.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:38 p.m.

When WWII was over all of Sweden's neighbors in all directions where bombed to smithereens, and sweden's export industry really took off

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:36 p.m.

Then they built their fortune by staying out of two world wars selling shit to all sides.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:35 p.m.

Sweden's one of the few western countries that never had a revolution. The workers movement just sat down with the oligarchs and shook hands

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:34 p.m.

They have failed miserably.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:34 p.m.

So concerning the Swedish left.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:13 p.m.

Today we will be dealing with the swedish left. But first I have to go buy sheets for my bed. The ones I have are basically dental floss now

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:01 p.m.

RT @LGlasare: @sweden you got that one from don draper? Thought you had more intellectual inspiration for your tweets https://t.co/0RkIclnm…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:59 a.m.

.@TheAlPitcher So the PC state television bought your special? SELLOUT!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 11:58 a.m.

RT @TheAlPitcher: @sweden but I will fight for your family and pets if you tell all about this. I will even bathe you when old age hits you…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 10:08 a.m.

WTF @TheAlPitcher ? I'm already at war the right and the left and ginger breads with nuts on top and now this?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 10:04 a.m.

RT @sarabeaarr: @Lagerwhat @sweden tf? The only thing you put on top is icing.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:04 a.m.

@vffhfjjgkj It's been a delight serving so far. Stay tuned for tomorrows assault on the socialists

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:03 a.m.

.@c_stromsten @vantine LEFT AND RIGHT AND ISLAMISTS UNITE AGAINST THE NUTTERS!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 2:03 a.m.

RT @c_stromsten: @vantine @sweden time for Sweden tå gå to war again!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:59 a.m.

RT @vantine: There are never nuts on pepparkaka. Ever. I mean, who does that? https://t.co/wPxDJYtjJ4

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:58 a.m.

.@desselebrada Oh, I AM. *wink wink nudge nudge*

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:57 a.m.

.@svenskprepper well, I'm liberal but pretty centrist so that might have saved me til now.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:57 a.m.

RT @svenskprepper: @sweden It took you a few days... I got swarmed already the first hours since I posted had a non-left political view. Ca…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:55 a.m.

RT @Lagerwhat: @jodeet @sweden Yeah. My far mor put crushed nuts on top. Anshan

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:55 a.m.

RT @jodeet: @Lagerwhat @sweden oh good lord. Nuts? No no no no.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:54 a.m.

.@svenskprepper don't worry buddy, I'm loving it!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:54 a.m.

RT @svenskprepper: @sweden Told you so. You're having way too many opinions for them to leave you alone.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:40 a.m.

RT @RHammarlund: @sweden So make it a party of one then and have fun.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:39 a.m.

.@LundaSvennis so you don't think there was tribal strife in ME before colonization? MUHAHAHAHAHA. You're a hoot.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:39 a.m.

RT @LundaSvennis: @sweden This is the latest tweet which have no valid historical evidence, relative or absolute. https://t.co/ZXH2hrd7Xh

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:28 a.m.

RT @MaLinsheng: @sweden do you do stand-ups in Sweden?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:27 a.m.

.@RHammarlund come on man, you know I put the I in team. #noteams

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:27 a.m.

.@RHammarlund EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD FOR HIM- HER- ITSELF!!!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:26 a.m.

RT @RHammarlund: @sweden Just start a party, I vote for ya (which I say very randomly)

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:25 a.m.

.@LundaSvennis what are you referring to in the feed specifically. Please exemplify.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:25 a.m.

RT @LundaSvennis: @sweden No. Making up things on serious issues is not "substance". It is what is today referred to as "fake news".

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:21 a.m.

RT @Lagerwhat: @sweden Quick break from left/right politics -- pepparkakor: nuts on top or no?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:19 a.m.

.@LundaSvennis some tweets are jokes, some are serious, ALL HAVE SUBSTANCE!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:19 a.m.

RT @LundaSvennis: @sweden Eftersom allt är utan substans trodde jag det var humor. Men det var ju inte roligt så... Det framgår f.ö. av min…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:18 a.m.

@LundaSvennis Can't you tweet in english?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:17 a.m.

Tomorrow we'll deal with the swedish and European left and how they failed their populations leading to a rise in populism

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:15 a.m.

@sunilification @aronflam is my personal account but I hold this one for a week.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:14 a.m.

I just made it through the tsunami of right-wingers and just when I though I could spot land - a wave from the left.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:13 a.m.

@LundaSvennis how so? What's perplexing to you?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:11 a.m.

@PappaHutten Well maybe you should read more carefully then before you comment? Or be post-fact? #idontreaallycare @LundaSvennis

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:09 a.m.

For a small country Mr. @wokekissinger - it is. By the by, loved your autobiography.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:08 a.m.

@LundaSvennis I'm sorry but this week we tweet in english or not at all

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:02 a.m.

Not too dark for the season here in Sweden @Adm_Hawthorne https://t.co/DK4jJWDI8O

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 1:01 a.m.

RT @Adm_Hawthorne: Okay, the operator of the @sweden account is way too political and much too dark for the season. Time to cut it loose.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:58 a.m.

@gingerculchie yes

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:46 a.m.

The first institute of its kind in the world. Hooray???

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:45 a.m.

RT @piecritic: @sweden @JanJoostBouwman yeah, Sweden has a very disturbing history towards nazi-style thought, eg: https://t.co/VnKHE8Pz0K

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:40 a.m.

.@JankoL As far as know. And that's how we like it.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:40 a.m.

RT @JankoL: @sweden are you referring to Sweden being allied to NATO? Because as far as I know, Sweden is not actually part of NATO.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:38 a.m.

.@JanJoostBouwman cowardice according to critics, pragmatism to adherents, national socialism according to me

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:38 a.m.

RT @JanJoostBouwman: @sweden I was just wondering the other day why Nazi Germany did occupy Norway but not Sweden

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:35 a.m.

.@gingerculchie they didn't help but arabs have never needed help to kill each other. It's pre-Islamic, not colonial, and very human...

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:35 a.m.

.@gingerculchie they didn't help but arabs have never needed help to kill each other. It's pre-Islamic, not colonial, and very human...

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:35 a.m.

RT @gingerculchie: @sweden I disagree somewhat. Western power inference, artificial border creations. I mean, they worsened tribalism!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:32 a.m.

RT @sweden: Oh, and this is what my bio alludes to https://t.co/2sHmZdbNGa

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:31 a.m.

RT @sweden: Just got off the phone with @sweden s minister of health @gabrielwikstrom and he wanted me to tell you that @sweden is legalizi…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:31 a.m.

RT @sweden: Here's a podcast I did in English with David Nutt about psychedelics a while back: https://t.co/Sc2PWxJe4T

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:31 a.m.

RT @sweden: Video from when I did an open mic I NY. It was late and I was drunk but I had fun: https://t.co/KCzY1E9HsU

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:31 a.m.

RT @sweden: We @Sweden are not afraid of Putin's Russia because we have the greatest army in the world - Finland's!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:30 a.m.

RT @sweden: Bits and pieces from performances in english: https://t.co/gjTpveHG0n

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:28 a.m.

RT @sweden: We @Sweden have decided to stop lying about being neutral and admit we've been part of NATO since the 40's. Hooray!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:27 a.m.

RT @sweden: The reason @sweden hasn't had a war for 250 years is because no one attacks their arms dealer.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:27 a.m.

RT @sweden: Loving the racists on twitter. "Sweden is taken over by muslims! Because of the jews!"

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:27 a.m.

RT @sweden: Which killed Leonard Cohen and George Michael.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:27 a.m.

RT @sweden: The committee has had him on the shortlist for years. Right up until he wrote that book. Then they gave it to Dylan instead.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:27 a.m.

RT @sweden: Personally I think Adonis should have gotten the Nobel Prize in Literature for "Violence and Islam"

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:26 a.m.

RT @sweden: Please enjoy my GROIN / now with English subtitles: https://t.co/gR6Vcs16V5

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:26 a.m.

RT @sweden: I said: "Prepp like there's no tomorrow cause there isn't!"

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:26 a.m.

RT @sweden: An old T-shirt idea of mine that never really took off: https://t.co/x1hZwZAWlE

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:26 a.m.

RT @sweden: Another idea for a T-shirt I had problems selling: https://t.co/pEDB06UfcH

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:25 a.m.

RT @sweden: Also, its hard to learn if you suffer from cognitive function variation

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:25 a.m.

RT @sweden: Which is ironic because cognitive function variation really sounds retarded.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:25 a.m.

RT @sweden: And I'm not PC cause I think it leads to retardation, or as PC-people in Sweden would call it, cognitive function variation

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:25 a.m.

RT @sweden: When it comes to politics I think individuals taking responsibility for their own shit is the solution

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:25 a.m.

RT @sweden: Gender studies are fine I just think it makes for poor policy.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:25 a.m.

RT @sweden: And I'm not a big fan of identity politics. I think it leads to the same conclusions as racism.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:24 a.m.

RT @sweden: And yet another failed T-shirt print: https://t.co/MVJmwQstDb

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:24 a.m.

RT @sweden: Concerning Swedish idealism: "Father forgive them cause their school system sucks after a century of social democratic propagan…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:24 a.m.

RT @sweden: If you want to the tickets for my spring tour with semst can be found at https://t.co/2NOtUxw9go @mangefik @Revoluanders

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:23 a.m.

RT @sweden: 5. The Middle East is fucked up because of tribalism. And that's what you want here? #oxymoronictosaytheleast

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:23 a.m.

RT @sweden: 4. You're regressive. And battling fascism in the Islamist form is not really helped by you trying to be a western version of D…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:23 a.m.

RT @sweden: 3. But what you're promoting is basically the same as what you claim to hate.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:23 a.m.

RT @sweden: 2. Islamism is theocratic fascism.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:23 a.m.

RT @sweden: 1. Dear nativists, fascists, alt-righters, nazis or whatever you prefer to call yourselves. Islamism is def. one of the biggest…

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:15 a.m.

@KaptenUppenbar I have a hard time imagining what that would look like @d10sk0ur01

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:07 a.m.

@RealElderGrim By the way, is it true that when George Michael died you experienced phantom pains in your anus?

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:06 a.m.

@KaptenUppenbar @d10sk0ur01 I bought stock a long time ago on the "if u can't beat them join them!"/principle

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:04 a.m.

@RealElderGrim yes, exactly. And according to those definitions I win.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:03 a.m.

@RealElderGrim I should really be pissed by being called a narcissist but I just love it when people talk about me!

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:02 a.m.

@RealElderGrim And I'm a hardcore individualist. I'm a culture of one.

@sweden Dec. 29, 2016, 12:02 a.m.

@RealElderGrim then maybe you should move to Saudi Arabia? They seem more on par with your message buddy

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:58 p.m.

@RealElderGrim Let's just agree that you're wrong ;)

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:57 p.m.

@RealElderGrim And I don't believe in blind obedience. That's what the Islamist radicals u hate so much believe too

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:56 p.m.

@RealElderGrim as I see it patriotism is celebrating your country for what it does right and nationalism is celebrating it no matter what

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:53 p.m.

RT @Flipzon: När någon retweetar Alexander Bard från @sweden -kontot https://t.co/DahWceIhFt

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:53 p.m.

@RealElderGrim as a citizen I use my right to both compliment and critique. But since I am a critique there's more critique

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:52 p.m.

@RealElderGrim And then there are things I don't like.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:52 p.m.

@RealElderGrim I don't believe in souls but culture is important to me. There are things I like about Sweden as I've said.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:51 p.m.

@herr_skoog same with religious Jews and devout muslims in my experience.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:35 p.m.

It's not my drug of choice but if you're offering I'm not gonna say no. #mymomraisedmetobepolite@SenlacGuardian @AronFlam

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:34 p.m.

RT @Bardissimo: Folks, don't miss @AronFlam's excellent interview with world famous Catalonian #ayahuasca researcher Jordi Riba. https://t.…

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:29 p.m.

@RealElderGrim Not from you. And not from them.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:29 p.m.

@RealElderGrim I certainly do not. I've been to the ME and know that a medieval perspective prevails. That's why I don't want here.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:28 p.m.

@RealElderGrim Being a liberal elitist Jewish atheist I think I can fear it.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:26 p.m.

@herr_skoog not weird, they share world view.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:20 p.m.

@RealElderGrim I think your confusing migration with off loading of unwanted elements from the Arab world.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:19 p.m.

@Evil_Fever that's not honest, there's definitely a clash of cultures. Both outside and within. @Memocrat

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:16 p.m.

@DerBlasierte Not necessarily, there's plenty of examples. We can go back to when sapiens genocided the Neanderthal if you want

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:14 p.m.

@RealElderGrim I guess we'll see come 2018. And I fear you might have a point there. I blame the swedish left for that though

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:07 p.m.

@RealElderGrim I'm just exercising my freedom of speech. Which includes critiquing things I perceive as wrong

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:06 p.m.

@RealElderGrim what I think is that secularism and liberalism are the means to fight fascism, islamism, communism, and nativism.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:04 p.m.

@muhmt No, that's wrong, when we switch to solar, wind, water, or nuclear the ME will be an even bigger mess cause then they'll have nothing

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:52 p.m.

@RealElderGrim but you're absolutely right about me being a cosmopolitan liberal globalist elitist

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:52 p.m.

@RealElderGrim the few times I've looked at this account its been curated by leftist-protectionist-identity-politics-numbskulls

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:48 p.m.

@hannawagenius No worries. I find that hate is its own reward. :)

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:47 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @twitter probably not in your mind. But I suspect there might be some bias there

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:46 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @MadeinCalcio That's exactly what wealth and social democracy did.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:46 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @MadeinCalcio But don't worry about it. As soon as SD reaches 30% the entire populace will adapt immediately

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:45 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @MadeinCalcio Yes, they absolutely do. Sweden has a repressive culture of conformism

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:44 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @MadeinCalcio @twitter If Sweden fails it'll be because it doesn't adapt to a globalized economy.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:43 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @MadeinCalcio @twitter 100 years. And also, Sweden made its money by NOT fighting in 2 world wars selling weapons to both

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:42 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @MadeinCalcio @twitter HAHAHA, you don't seem to know a lot about Sweden. It's nothing but an experiment for the last 100

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:41 p.m.

@hannawagenius well I keep trying. That's what healthy debate in an open society is all about #innit?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:40 p.m.

@DerBlasierte if you don't believe try reading a history book. Or any book really. Reading is good.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:39 p.m.

@DerBlasierte actually, nativism, not just European, any kind, has led to some quite horrific things

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:38 p.m.

They are fleeing what you want to create @RealElderGrim

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:38 p.m.

RT @RealElderGrim: Says @sweden, as all of Europe imports the Middle East and Africa. https://t.co/nC3l2uAZa6

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:21 p.m.

5. The Middle East is fucked up because of tribalism. And that's what you want here? #oxymoronictosaytheleast

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:20 p.m.

@RealElderGrim @ChristAlexander I support people who develop personalities based on their own qualities. Not tribal ones.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:18 p.m.

4. You're regressive. And battling fascism in the Islamist form is not really helped by you trying to be a western version of Daesh

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:17 p.m.

3. But what you're promoting is basically the same as what you claim to hate.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:16 p.m.

2. Islamism is theocratic fascism.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:16 p.m.

1. Dear nativists, fascists, alt-righters, nazis or whatever you prefer to call yourselves. Islamism is def. one of the biggest problems.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:14 p.m.

@hallen_a @KacobW My problem is with the hypocrisy. The fact that we confuse neutral with peaceful in this country

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:13 p.m.

@hallen_a @KacobW you might be right about that. Maybe we should stick to "pragmatic"

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 10:12 p.m.

@ma_syd I dunno? Someone, anonymously, nominated me at the @Sweden web page. Maybe you can nominate yourself

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:58 p.m.

@hallen_a @KacobW That's what I said. Neutral in word.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:58 p.m.

@ma_syd sorry love that door is closed thanks to an ill advised immigration policy and hypocrisy on our part.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:33 p.m.

Yes, freedom of expression is very important. No go get some... @Sweden_AR @AbuNawafNet

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:33 p.m.

RT @Sweden_AR: @AbuNawafNet @sweden بالطبع ، حرية التعبير جزء اساسي من الديموقراطية

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:29 p.m.

@_Phelan_ @RealElderGrim Please, you don't have to be a weak minded group thinker to be a prep per. Quite the opposite in my experience

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:28 p.m.

@RealElderGrim don't worry, my T levels are through the roof. I live on meat and gun powder

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:25 p.m.

@lbsasquatch @StoraChefen We need to adapt to the new world s all

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:25 p.m.

@lbsasquatch @StoraChefen The influx of immigrants might have highlighted the flaws in the system but it would have crashed regardless

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:24 p.m.

@lbsasquatch @StoraChefen No. Sweden is dying because it clings to a welfare system that's not adapted to a globalized economy.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

The Vikings were coddled to death long ago. This is a country of weaklings and cowards now. @RealElderGrim

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:22 p.m.

RT @RealElderGrim: @sweden REALLLY representing that Viking Heritge this week https://t.co/jSK2GFfw4S

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:22 p.m.

I was nominated anonymously online. You can nominate anyone. Try it. @RealElderGrim

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:21 p.m.

RT @RealElderGrim: Since cucks and Asians get a turn, When is @sweden going to let a hardcore Swedish nationalist use the account?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:21 p.m.

Yep, democracy taken to its extreme. Now go forth and implement @The_Volturi13th @AbuNawafNet @Sweden_AR

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:20 p.m.

RT @AbuNawafNet: الحساب الرسمي للسويد على تويتر @sweden الأكثر ديمقراطية في العالم، يتسلم كل أسبوع مواطن سويدي إدارته لينشر ما يريد! https:…

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 9:19 p.m.

@KaptenUppenbar That day might be coming sooner than you think. @d10sk0ur01

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

RT @webhaxan: @Revoluanders @hbluetooth @sweden Oh dear, you blocked me @Revoluanders . The secret is to never take any conversation or you…

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 8:36 p.m.

@kfogel Naw, I doubt there'll be any interest

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 8:28 p.m.

@kfogel I didn't. It's just my way of saying thanks!

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 6:52 p.m.

@RunningBecky true, although I don't think that's a prerequisite to sympathize

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 6:25 p.m.

Old clip from 2010 when I did my first gig in Estonia: https://t.co/rVMP1Zz29I

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 6:25 p.m.

@RunningBecky I totally agree, but this seemed to be something that you agreed with wasn't it?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 6:02 p.m.

@RunningBecky Yeah, no, I don't think so. You're just easily swayed by emotional arguments

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 5:57 p.m.

@RunningBecky I thought it was overly emotional and disingenuous @margotwallstrom

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 5:53 p.m.

Haha, we're sending a volcano as ambassador to Iceland! https://t.co/86kYdUb4Z5

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

@ashiee_baby ok, didn't even know we had those

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 5:36 p.m.

@KaptenUppenbar quoting me. "I love being quoted!" Aron Flam @margotwallstrom

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:49 p.m.

@pappapiraten @TheNightlyMuse @KaptenUppenbar @AronFlam Just as well, if we start farming sunlight soon all will be dark

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:41 p.m.

But I have high hopes that @margotwallstrom will steal the gold in 2017 as head of UN Security Council. #ugoguuurrrlll

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:40 p.m.

So sad to see @margotwallstrom didn't make it to the top 3 anti-semites in 2016. https://t.co/s1TQmPvP7e

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:22 p.m.

@Revoluanders why not "smarter" as an alternative?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:21 p.m.

@StoraChefen @jmorphy14 ouch, what a quick retort, and so "unique"!

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:20 p.m.

@nevnivague Thanks, loved the 8 bit console.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:18 p.m.

@StoraChefen @jmorphy14 I'm not saying they're not enough to build an identity on. They are. Just not a very interesting or unique one

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:11 p.m.

@Vilsjin @AndersArsenik Thanks, but please, english. I can't understand a word you're writing

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:10 p.m.

@jmorphy14 @StoraChefen If you base it solely on things you didn't choose yourself you have nothing else to offer.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:09 p.m.

@jmorphy14 @StoraChefen One can also base ones identity on personal qualities like wits, kindness, hatred und zu weiter...

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

@mangefik @bardam00 @Revoluanders when it comes business I'm really a shame to my race

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 4:07 p.m.

@mangefik @bardam00 @Revoluanders Deconstructing prejudice about Jews since 2015

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:42 p.m.

@Revoluanders making the school system communal is absolutely a school reform, you're joking right? @webhaxan

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:40 p.m.

@webhaxan Well, to be fair, I happen to think all parties in Sweden are communists @Revoluanders

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:36 p.m.

@webhaxan @Revoluanders In case your interested Maciej Zaremba has written a brilliant series of articles on the Swedish school system

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:34 p.m.

@tgolv @galantini Thanks man love your drug laws

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:33 p.m.

@Revoluanders "Flamboyant"? That took a homophobic turn I hadnt expected @mangefik

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:32 p.m.

@galantini no problem but care to explain? @tgolv

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:32 p.m.

Yes u are @mangefik and so is @Revoluanders girlfriend

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

@tgolv @galantini sorry, I don't speak whatever language your communicating in

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:27 p.m.

If you want to the tickets for my spring tour with semst can be found at https://t.co/2NOtUxw9go @mangefik @Revoluanders

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:26 p.m.

RT @mangefik: @Revoluanders Let's just say that I brought my son to see Soran & Magnus, but would never take him to see Aron. :) @sweden

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:26 p.m.

En anglais s'il vous plait! @TobbeStrom

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:25 p.m.

RT @TobbeStrom: @sweden tala inte om för mig vilket språk jag ska använda

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:18 p.m.

Swedes please use english when communicating with this account

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:17 p.m.

@Revoluanders One mans bullshit is another mans bullshit

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

@OhlsonEric @ErickGrenadier @MartinHellspong he claims to be Canadian if you look at his bio

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

@Revoluanders Please don't define me politically. According to GAL-TAN I'm a radical centrist. Between left and right high on freedom

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:11 p.m.

@trasigtglas english please, if you want a discussion in english see me at my normal twitter in four days time

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:08 p.m.

@trasigtglas works for gender, sexuality, and income level too

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:08 p.m.

@trasigtglas by focusing more on "the color of one's skin than the content of one's character"

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

@Revoluanders I'm not a right winger and when the Teacher education stop producing communists we'll talk ok?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:03 p.m.

@jonatanhedin Down's syndrome is something else... ;)

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:46 p.m.

.@TheNightlyMuse But she also represents an Environmental party that taxes solar energy @KaptenUppenbar @AronFlam

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

RT @TheNightlyMuse: @KaptenUppenbar @sweden @AronFlam Sweden could use a wake up call. Our culture/democracy minister wants to censor & con…

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:40 p.m.

@ErickGrenadier Problems finding a woman that'll actually fuck you I take it? #mydeepestcondoleances @MartinHellspong

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:37 p.m.

Concerning Swedish idealism: "Father forgive them cause their school system sucks after a century of social democratic propaganda."

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:32 p.m.

And yet another failed T-shirt print: https://t.co/MVJmwQstDb

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:31 p.m.

@yacinovic34 no problem much love cowboy

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:28 p.m.

@yacinovic34 but that's what you get for being to lazy to google

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:28 p.m.

@yacinovic34 I might have forgotten one or two there

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:28 p.m.

@yacinovic34 1470 to 1471, 1501 to 1512, 1521 to 1523, 1563 to 1570, 1611 to 1613, 1643 to 1645, 1675 to 1679.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:25 p.m.

@ErickGrenadier well then you should be making more aryan children right now instead of tweeting shouldn't you? @MartinHellspong

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:24 p.m.

@DavideDenti well, I have a knack for it, that's why its my job see?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:24 p.m.

@Reinhard_1488 well, you're absolutely right about Swedens idealism at least.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:14 p.m.

@DavideDenti I try not to judge in my spare time. Except myself of course. I hate me.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:13 p.m.

@DavideDenti But trust me, as soon as I punch out of the joke factory I stop

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:13 p.m.

@DavideDenti The irony is not lost on me. My excuse is that as a satirist its my job to critique

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:11 p.m.

@cyberinfidel well, as soon as you get past the intro

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:09 p.m.

@cyberinfidel its fine / its in english

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:08 p.m.

"Mind your own fucking business!" @DavideDenti

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:07 p.m.

There's an old Swedish @DavideDenti proverb that has now fallen into obliviousness.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:06 p.m.

Also, its hard to learn if you suffer from cognitive function variation

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:06 p.m.

Which is ironic because cognitive function variation really sounds retarded.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:05 p.m.

And I'm not PC cause I think it leads to retardation, or as PC-people in Sweden would call it, cognitive function variation

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:02 p.m.

When it comes to politics I think individuals taking responsibility for their own shit is the solution

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:01 p.m.

Gender studies are fine I just think it makes for poor policy.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2 p.m.

And I'm not a big fan of identity politics. I think it leads to the same conclusions as racism.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 1:59 p.m.

This was my take on Cologne and Taharrush for all interested parties. Swedish daily @dagensnyheter tried to hide it: https://t.co/Ro34BowscT

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 1:58 p.m.

@RayArifianto @hbluetooth well SIPRI is usually considered a trusted source on these matters

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 1:51 p.m.

@Carl_Adahl @MrPaulMoor @cyberinfidel I have no qualms with that but an ideology or religion is not a genetic property.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:59 p.m.

@Fondacey @likerofwalls first comment this morning was about faeces

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:58 p.m.

.@cyberinfidel here's a link to my podcast where I interview Olav Westphalen about the book and Sweden in general: https://t.co/peuH4Zianw

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:55 p.m.

RT @cyberinfidel: @sweden Yes Aron, very funny Aron. Though you really do have a fixation on kids don't you? Was it a good read? https://t.…

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:55 p.m.

There'll be no veggies growing in the atomic winter @soestpirat #atomicwinteriscoming

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:54 p.m.

RT @soestpirat: @sweden No, thanks. I'm fine with vegetarian food.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:53 p.m.

To my knowledge @Atomsmurf pigs aren't racist. Or are we talking about cops? #causetheymightbe

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:53 p.m.

RT @Atomsmurf: @sweden Good thing you take on the racist pigs.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:52 p.m.

.@NYEC2016 @soestpirat The best cure for hangovers is to not quit drinking. #getbackuponthathorse

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:52 p.m.

RT @NYEC2016: @sweden @soestpirat I'm severely hung over. I need tomorrow to come and end this pain.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:51 p.m.

An idea for a poster that no one seemed interested in: https://t.co/dvmISsfRY6

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:50 p.m.

Another idea for a T-shirt I had problems selling: https://t.co/pEDB06UfcH

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:48 p.m.

An old T-shirt idea of mine that never really took off: https://t.co/x1hZwZAWlE

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:47 p.m.

@likerofwalls @Fondacey Swed-ish by citizenship, jew-ish by birth, comedian by choice

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:45 p.m.

. @soestpirat but it would give you the opportunity to improve your cannibalism skillz! #embracethelackoftomorrow

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:45 p.m.

RT @soestpirat: @sweden The end of the world would mean I couldn't improve my swedish skills anymore. I don't like that. :D

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:44 p.m.

@cyberinfidel @Carl_Adahl sure have, and as I see it, the world has a problem with Islam, not muslims. #shortversionsecularexplanation

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:34 p.m.

RT @cyberinfidel: @sweden Could have guessed you would, something about dogs and kids in your bio?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:34 p.m.

Grattis på Internationella kvinnodagen tjejer: https://t.co/PXQ8K5ilXY

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:28 p.m.

@cyberinfidel Rope? Sadomasochism? I love it! Me too.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:27 p.m.

@Cykelkatten Yeah, I know, my guess is that previous curators were mentally weak

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:25 p.m.

@KlaraJoelsson thanks m'dear just trying to get people to notice proctalgia fugax and end stigma

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:56 a.m.

I said: "Prepp like there's no tomorrow cause there isn't!"

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:54 a.m.

@Carl_Adahl Prepp like there's no tomorrow cause there isn't

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:53 a.m.

@Duci0167 yes, I'm sorry to hear that. Fight back buddy.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:52 a.m.

@Duci0167 Quoting @daveattellvids : "I think a man should be allowed to marry another man! As long as they're the same race!"

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:49 a.m.

@chilldivine Cool, I do remember, I live at my moms now. Trying hard to pretend I was born in the 90's

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:49 a.m.

@Carl_Adahl I'm sure, well Ill just keep hoarding weapons til the race war comes

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:46 a.m.

@chilldivine wait. Duffy? Is that you?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:46 a.m.

@chilldivine Then I was probably not sober

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:43 a.m.

@chilldivine Cause I don't recognize you from your picture

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:43 a.m.

@chilldivine So where are you now and what kind of writer are you?

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:41 a.m.

@Carl_Adahl Well, Trump won, they can't claim that they're not represented anymore

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:39 a.m.

Please enjoy my GROIN / now with English subtitles: https://t.co/gR6Vcs16V5

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:37 a.m.

@n_rothschild Naw, she died from snorting to much star dust

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:35 a.m.

@aidsbrain English s'il vous plait!

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:35 a.m.

@kaxkatten Thanks m'dear! Keep truckin'!

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:34 a.m.

Which killed Leonard Cohen and George Michael.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:34 a.m.

The committee has had him on the shortlist for years. Right up until he wrote that book. Then they gave it to Dylan instead.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:33 a.m.

Personally I think Adonis should have gotten the Nobel Prize in Literature for "Violence and Islam"

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:32 a.m.

Waking up to the wonderful scent of digital faeces

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:30 a.m.

@Duci0167 What? Is it the gays fault that the Jews are the blame for the influx of muslims to Sweden? #ichdontthinkso

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:28 a.m.

@Fuller_Si Don't be "pretty sure" without proof to back it up sonny. The worl may be post-fact but I'm not

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:27 a.m.

@mgh_se Fingers crossed though

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:27 a.m.

@mgh_se not in my experience, haven't gotten laid with a Muslim yet

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:26 a.m.

@kaxkatten Well, actually, I'm just trying to get them to trip over themselves

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:25 a.m.

@RayArifianto but don't worry - we will gnab the the gold soon enough

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:23 a.m.

Loving the racists on twitter. "Sweden is taken over by muslims! Because of the jews!"

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:20 a.m.

@h_ingo No, not to my experience

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:19 a.m.

@RayArifianto yes, we sell most arms per capital in the world

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:18 a.m.

Nothing wrong with California and New York @AtlanticCent /at least they get 8 hours of sunlight

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:18 a.m.

RT @AtlanticCent: Will be unrecognizable in a few decades. People will assume they are in California or New York https://t.co/r6vS3oD1xY

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:16 a.m.

@RandLawl Jew-ish, practicing discordian shamanism, or as they say these days, "junkie".

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 11:15 a.m.

@MrPaulMoor @zynks Morakniv is Swedish, don't mess us.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:15 a.m.

@zynks I also happen to think that they reason Switzerland hasn't had a war for 500 years is because criminals don't rob their bank.

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 3:04 a.m.

@monicasecas Thanks, my first Spanish lesson

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:16 a.m.

@monicasecas Don't know. I don't speak Spanish

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:15 a.m.

@BellaHellsen "Ladies and gentlemen - the King!"

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 2:14 a.m.

@KacobW No, I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't involved in the gun running this time

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:33 a.m.

@KacobW Lot's of places - for example - we've sold arms to India AND Pakistan. #neutralinwordbutnotindeed

@sweden Dec. 28, 2016, 12:26 a.m.

The reason @sweden hasn't had a war for 250 years is because no one attacks their arms dealer.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 11:15 p.m.

@SheepOfJesus BUt they didn't - because of hypocrisy and cowardice

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 11:14 p.m.

@SheepOfJesus I think Sweden should have tried to help Denmark, Norway, and Finland. Since they had pretty much promised to do so.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 11:13 p.m.

@standupmackan not interested in continuing a discussion initiated by previous curator. This is a new start.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 10:33 p.m.

@standupmackan I dunno what tbh is. Furthermore, this account was curated by someone else when this thread started. What is it?

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 8:33 p.m.

@Af_donnerwetter @DanTilert @AronFlam We @sweden don't read Antisemitbladet anymore so it's hard to say.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 8:10 p.m.

Here's a link to my GROIN, now with English subtitles thanks to my intern Toste: https://t.co/gR6VcrJw3x

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 8:09 p.m.

Not true @TseekiBreeki @StoraChefen I derive meaning from other things than you is all

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 8:08 p.m.

RT @TseekiBreeki: "emptiness is life" Imagine living like this. Again, these types just fill me with sadness. A philosophy built upon rejec…

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 8:08 p.m.

@_Phelan_ Yes, "representative democracy" n all that. :)

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 7:38 p.m.

@FlagshipMars naw, I'm thinking Southern California

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 7:26 p.m.

@_Phelan_ That's great. Must make it easier to stomach your governments chauvinist policies

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 7:24 p.m.

That is correct @ThereseK_I - the swedish left are huge hypocrites. And have been since long before the closing of the border.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 7:10 p.m.

@_Phelan_ Yes, one could say your government has subsidized alcoholism

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:59 p.m.

New episode of DECONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM with Jordi Riba about #Ayahuasca out now: https://t.co/vusB1F3BBI Enjoy! https://t.co/fwdlIh15LQ

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:34 p.m.

@Fwz_Almulhim Darkness and soul crushing boredom

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:31 p.m.

@stefanrunfeldt That's not my experience / I'd like people to be more direct and honest

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

@PaulioBellio you seriously think I'm going to go peacefully? #guessagain

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:20 p.m.

@thomasbarkercom @miss_magnusson for what? Helping criminals and dictators hide their money?

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:19 p.m.

@stefanrunfeldt I think your confusing meditation with an inability to formulate yourself

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

@kathhallam @stupidlybig I might? But I prefer my own:https://t.co/Sc2PWxJe4T

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:02 p.m.

@PaulioBellio That's fine boo. I dislike you too

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 6:01 p.m.

@BibsSaint Malmoe has some problems. It would be the Baltimore of Sweden if Gothenburg hadn't gotten first.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 5:58 p.m.

@chillblaine You'll have to excuse them. Peace for 200+ years have made them clueless to the mechanisms of violence

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 5:57 p.m.

@mik4el4ndersson Indeed it is / many thanks 2 u - may your offspring be plentiful and horny!!!!

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 5:56 p.m.

RT @mik4el4ndersson: @sweden keep up the good work! It is not much. But it is something! https://t.co/MEuSHGIv9N

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:49 p.m.

@ScotsInSweden @martinb9999 yep, that's how it used to be at least until the rise of the swedish democrats. Our own nazi party. #ohjoy

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

@erexford it's not a cure. There's no cure. But it seems to help

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:26 p.m.

@SignyTheSage what? U have health care?

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

@mzhummina don't be. At least you have Disney world

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:24 p.m.

@TheOneAndOllie is about me from the future

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:22 p.m.

@mzhummina @StuartyPhilpott trust me it's still a thing here 2. Did use the gender neutral "spouse" though. #fightingmatriarchy

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:20 p.m.

@mzhummina key word here being "quiet". Passive-aggressive superiority

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:18 p.m.

@SignyTheSage Why? He's not sworn in yet. Besides, it's really hard to buy guns here

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 4:11 p.m.

@StuartyPhilpott cheers, remember to beat your spouse responsibly

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:57 p.m.

Please @gabrielwikstrom make sitting legal again my back is killing me!

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:55 p.m.

@Basilswiss I haven't been raped in ages! Stop teasing me!

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:54 p.m.

@gingerculchie come join us in the hypocrisy club buddy, it's pretty crowded here but if there's room in the heart there's room for your ass

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:52 p.m.

@StoraChefen that's life buddy. Sorry if you're too weak to stomach it and need fairy tales to function

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:51 p.m.

We @Sweden have decided to stop lying about being neutral and admit we've been part of NATO since the 40's. Hooray!

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:49 p.m.

@booksnips ah, yes! Thanks for reminding me! Explanation in next tweet.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:48 p.m.

A quarter to four and getting dark. Enough to make anyone an alcoholic. https://t.co/UJfwZmhRjj

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:40 p.m.

RT @RobertAspegren: Får väl börja följa @sweden nu när briljante @AronFlam twittrar därifrån. Glöm föresten inte att swisha Aron för riktig…

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:35 p.m.

@martinb9999 Yes, more than a century though

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:35 p.m.

@Sumko73 @niklasorrenius Hardly, if that was true swedes would read more.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:34 p.m.

@booksnips I haven't seen it. Heard of it though. Thought it was funny because in Sweden we used to call Norway "The last Soviet State"

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:28 p.m.

@subirsay naw, its totally possible to combine the two

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:27 p.m.

@cmbsweden If you haven't been drinking we might rescind your citizenship. #drinkingismandatory

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:26 p.m.

@miss_magnusson thank you. You're too kind.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:24 p.m.

@cmbsweden @niannelynn hypocrisy is a luxury problem I agree

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:24 p.m.

@Adm_Hawthorne Patriotism is being proud of your country for what it does right - nationalism is being proud of your country no matter what

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:22 p.m.

@miss_magnusson If you really thought that you'd be shutting up now instead of tweeting. #hypocrisymuch?

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:21 p.m.

@Adm_Hawthorne I said anti-nationalism. Small but important distinction

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:20 p.m.

@Moataz11Vip Are u accusing me of being sober? LIAR!

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:19 p.m.

North Korea is one of the most nationalist countries in the world. Doesn't seem to have much else than that.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:19 p.m.

Leaders that offer their people nationalism has nothing else to offer.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:18 p.m.

Anti-nationalism is one of @sweden s finer qualities. Like secularism.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:17 p.m.

@miss_magnusson you say cautious I say cowards

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

@Adm_Hawthorne Our anti-nationalism is one of our finest qualities, like secularism.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:15 p.m.

"Joyful" being an outright lie. Havent met a joyful swede yet. At least not a sober one.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:14 p.m.

"Du tysta, du glädjerika, sköna!" Translates to: "You silent, you joyful, beauty!"

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:13 p.m.

We are the only country, to my knowledge, that celebrate silence in our national anthem.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:12 p.m.

We @sweden don't really have a rethorical culture. Forget debate. Swedes don't know how to debate.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:03 p.m.

Oh, and hypocrisy - we are huge hypocrites. Ask any swede. If they say no you know I'm right.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 3:01 p.m.

What I don't like about my native country is its culture of cowardice (masked as neutrality), conformism, passive-aggression

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:56 p.m.

RT @DPontes_: @securitymaker "And with these powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" @sweden https://t.co/tZR9IuQjyA

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:54 p.m.

@securitymaker No, I hate water, prefer liquor

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:54 p.m.

@TorstenAkesson Don't scoff at job opportunities. Besides, swedes like to travel.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:53 p.m.

@Loukas_RS Are u applying for space food administrator now? Cause that position is filled by the swedish chef from the muppets.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:36 p.m.

@Loukas_RS That's the spirit. You want the position as press person for the project? Because you're perfect.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:35 p.m.

@N3twk Sure, why the fudge not.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:35 p.m.

@Cunobaros don't worry / we @Sweden will open a consulate in Aleppo. An embassy is a bit much no?

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:34 p.m.

We @Sweden will also expand EUs space program. The goal is to beat @elonmusk to Mars.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:33 p.m.

That means no more Russian gas. Just solar, wind, and nuclear energy.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:33 p.m.

Now, regarding energy, we @sweden have decided to make Europe energy independent due to both security and environmental factors.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:32 p.m.

@poremetej ok, stop nagging, ill call immigration and see if we can make an exception

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:28 p.m.

@poremetej Sorry, we closed our borders because of huge hypocrisy

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:22 p.m.

@desselebrada still none. They must be in a xmas food coma or something?

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:20 p.m.

Allow refugees to apply for asylum at embassy's and consulates so they don't have to swim the Mediterranean.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:19 p.m.

I mean how hard could it be. EU needs to able to secure its own border. It's not something you can outsource to Turkey. #itsnotshirts

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:18 p.m.

@KaptenUppenbar Naw, I quit smoking. Now it's espresso, snus, and defecation.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 1:59 p.m.

Anywho - I still need to go buy yoghurt for breakfast

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

No one is without blame.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

Europe has already fallen due mainly to the ineptitude of our leadership. But also because of the populace

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 1:56 p.m.

Our PM Stefan Lofven says in morning paper "EU risks breaking up". Like he missed BREXIT

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 1:56 p.m.

Couldn't sleep last night. Woke up now.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 2:29 a.m.

@KelsiSickmann I cant afford to avoid people. Generally I don't need to. They avoid me.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 12:30 a.m.

@vall370 @gabrielwikstrom I only have this account for a week. Can't wait til April fools

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 12:29 a.m.

@SunbeamTiger66 Yes, we should, because that one of the things about being a democracy

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 12:28 a.m.

@Liberty588 Indeed, and that hasn't been mentioned by me.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 12:20 a.m.

@Communism_Kills Well, I do believe that in any free country you have to give people the right to be wrong

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 12:17 a.m.

@fisnx Sorry / my Spanish is a bit well... I don't speak it. Translation plz?

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 12:14 a.m.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a staunch defender of freedom of religion. Because it is the right to be wrong.

@sweden Dec. 27, 2016, 12:06 a.m.

One of the things I really like about my native country is that it's the most secular country in the world.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 9:41 p.m.

@mattias_neo thanks now stop gendering me

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 9:26 p.m.

@mattias_neo honestly? That's all it takes? A sex-change operation?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 9:24 p.m.

@Araneatrox Sounds like your analysis is correct

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 9:01 p.m.

@Araneatrox I don't. Mostly because I've never met anyone who has the same as me.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 9 p.m.

@smallomph that's a very Swedish trait

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 9 p.m.

@RevPLane Hello silence my old friend...

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:57 p.m.

Alright back to work. Good night. Tomorrow we'll be serious

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:24 p.m.

@HjonusBlocklund Ouch / that one actually hurt. :(

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:16 p.m.

@ChefyStephie Wasn't the slap I was hoping for but you gave it your best and for that I'm grateful

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

@JamesHanna Nice, I've been to your fair city. I liked it a lot

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:13 p.m.

@desselebrada Cool, thanks for the tip. Should I be for or against?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:12 p.m.

@JamesHanna millennium novels are an accurate3 description / spread the word!

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:10 p.m.

Where are all the haters? I took this position partly because of masochism so where are u?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 8:09 p.m.

@JamesHanna Indeed? Where do you live as of now?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 7:52 p.m.

@JamesHanna I don't care about hockey. But I root vehemently for the Swedish sumo wrestling team

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 7:30 p.m.

Caj is wearing his gayest shirt tonight https://t.co/jBkdi8AS1W

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 6:46 p.m.

I need to take a break from being a failure for a little while so I'm going for drinkie poohs with my girl Caj now!

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 6:04 p.m.

@tovamaria well ill be on tour with semester from march onwards and tickets and tour dates can be found @ https://t.co/2NOtUxNKEY

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 5:04 p.m.

@MontserratArreo because it's not. I suck at the moment. Can't seem to find my self-discipline anywhere

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 5:02 p.m.

@pettter_e well then - looking forward to your anti-colonial critique against something other then the west in the not too distant future

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 5 p.m.

@ckrueger99 @realDonaldTrump I'm pretty sure it's not buddy.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 4:57 p.m.

@MontserratArreo I bunch of pseudo-philosophical essays to compile and explain my world view. But its not going great

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3:33 p.m.

RT @gnallgubben: As stated during the 30-Year war: "The Swedes are horrifying enemies - they will fight 'till their last Fin." @sweden

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3:09 p.m.

@haukipuddin U should know that we @sweden don't do that by know :)

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3:08 p.m.

@Slavojiek how are u communist? Cause u always sound like a Nietzschian Freudian.? Is communism just an aesthetic pose for u?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

@pettter_e --> more shit. and leaving that part out skews the. entire argument

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

@pettter_e Just because the society you live in might be shit doesn't mean that every other society is a helpless victim. They might be -->

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3:04 p.m.

@pettter_e And what I'm saying is that had he taken the other sides into account his critique would have been more honest

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3:03 p.m.

@pettter_e I usually do because it feels more right but that doesn't really mean that it is right

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 3 p.m.

RT @rickardx: Photo from when curator of Sweden choose @AronFlam as @sweden. https://t.co/pvtsxnUQgH

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:58 p.m.

Bits and pieces from performances in english: https://t.co/gjTpveHG0n

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:57 p.m.

@pettter_e well, as a fellow discordian you know were not supposed to agree with each other, wrong?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:54 p.m.

@pettter_e I'm not, what I'm saying is that he doesn't take everything into account. Too such an extent that I perceive him as disingenuous

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:51 p.m.

@pettter_e I think you're misunderstanding me on purpose

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:47 p.m.

I'll take those odds @KaptenUppenbar - I mean I can't do worse than our current government right?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:46 p.m.

RT @KaptenUppenbar: What odds do you give it that @AronFlam will trigger a diplomatic crisis while tweeting from the @sweden account? I'd g…

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:45 p.m.

@pettter_e He's said that it isn't his job to critique his critique, and w. this I agree, just pointing out what I see as his major flaw

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:44 p.m.

@pettter_e I'm referring to the one-sidedness of his critique in general

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:30 p.m.

@pettter_e no? Then please enlighten me my fellow discordian

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:27 p.m.

@JoacimClarin @Katedervarg S right / the tracks are still there in Lulea

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:25 p.m.

If one wants to critique @noamchomskyT just say that had he been born in Russia or China he would have been in jail or "accidented" long ago

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

Disproving @noamchomskyT has to be easier than focusing on intentions. Since the road to hell is supposedly laid with the good ones

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:22 p.m.

Procrastinating by listening to @SamHarrisSays rant about @noamchomskyT

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:19 p.m.

ATM I'm writing a book and it's not going well. I'm a huge disappointment to me...

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:03 p.m.

@xgebi And we in @sweden prefer if you call it "the former eastern colonies" ;)

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 2:03 p.m.

@xgebi Yes, but they've effectively acted as a buffer against Russia since the regardless.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:54 p.m.

We @Sweden are not afraid of Putin's Russia because we have the greatest army in the world - Finland's!

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:52 p.m.

And, Norway, thanks for SKAM. Love it. #kodderickemedig

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:51 p.m.

Oh, and I also want to apologize to Norway for how we stabbed you in the back in WWII. Sorry bout that one. We cool now?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:49 p.m.

Video from when I did an open mic I NY. It was late and I was drunk but I had fun: https://t.co/KCzY1E9HsU

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:47 p.m.

@MarcusElving then watch the videos I posted

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:41 p.m.

@Maucau1980 That was the previous @sweden account holder but sure why not?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:34 p.m.

@Carl_Adahl Give me nukes and we'll talk

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:27 p.m.

@leadandjelly Why? Are you anti-houses?

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:26 p.m.

@HakanEpi I know / my girlfriend is in the resistance

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:25 p.m.

I don't know who nominated me to be @sweden but I intend to abuse the power given me like I was @realDonaldTrump

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:18 p.m.

@fmlsqtp3 I was real for a while back in the 90s but I'm not so sure about reality anymore @gabrielwikstrom

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:13 p.m.

Here's a podcast I did in English with David Nutt about psychedelics a while back: https://t.co/Sc2PWxJe4T

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 1:12 p.m.

Just got off the phone with @sweden s minister of health @gabrielwikstrom and he wanted me to tell you that @sweden is legalizing marijuana.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:42 p.m.

@cmbsweden Nor I, but this is well known about Malaysia

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:40 p.m.

@cmbsweden It's not like I wrote the article.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:39 p.m.

@cmbsweden I think you might be confusing bravery with stupidity my friend ;)

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:31 p.m.

@diverdutch I'm glad you liked it. I'll be posting a few of my jokes translated into English the coming week or until they shut me down

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:29 p.m.

Today is a work day for me. Will be working on my "Minimum Opus" - it's just a working title, suggestions are welcome

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:27 p.m.

@diverdutch course not - that's how God intended us to eat it

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:26 p.m.

@fleming77 Actually I think the colonialist name was Lapponia. But using the L-word in Swedish is kind of like using the N-word in English.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:25 p.m.

Recognizing Sapmi is not a joke by the by, and @margotwallstrom is on board so its fine ok ok

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:22 p.m.

@diverdutch I apologize but chock comedy is part of my trade, I also find them offensive, both to smoothies and kale.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:16 p.m.

@diverdutch Sorry, I was being sarcastic about the Kale Smoothie / coffee is my true breakfast drug

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:15 p.m.

Please watch this to get to know me a bit better: https://t.co/d7pH0oTkGv

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:13 p.m.

Oh, and this is what my bio alludes to https://t.co/2sHmZdbNGa

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:04 p.m.

So now let's see the security council pass a resolution on Crimea and Tibet.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 12:01 p.m.

A resolution backed by Malaysia against Israel? https://t.co/dUbfD12oSN

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 11:56 a.m.

But it's kind of rich coming from the same council that has blocked everything on Aleppo.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 11:56 a.m.

And how about that UN sec council resolution Israel? I'm against settlements as I think they hurt chances of a peace process

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 11:51 a.m.

First order of business / Sweden recognizes Sapmi as an independent country.

@sweden Dec. 26, 2016, 9:49 a.m.

Hello World, time to wake up and smell the kale smoothie!