Elin Jonsson

Elin Jonsson

was @sweden 2012-05-07 to 2012-05-13

I'm Elin Jonsson, born 27 years ago in Burträsk - currently living in Gothenburg where I spend my time interning as a junior designer at Nindev, freelance illustrator/comicsdabbler, reviewer of movies and tv-shows with sci-fi themes at CSICON.org. If pressed to describe myself, I would say "hilarious", whereas others would probably settle for "tall". Needless to say; a nerdy piece of lady-candy such as myself doesn't stay single for long and therefore I have two men in my life; my talented boyfriend of six years, M, and the very hairy Belgian shepherd Nero.

In terms of interests that I have yet to turn into a job (the ones listed above are what i like to call my "Jobbies") the only ones left are: history, mythology, feminism, pop-culture in general and aliens.

So for this week, I'll be "the twitterer formally known as @orchidpussy" and will be the voice of a nation.

I'll try not to let it go to my head.

Elin Jonsson's Feed

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:34 p.m.

And I really don't want to go. But I must. Take care all of you and keep being brilliant! Kthnxbai!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:33 p.m.

The http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden-account really is like Doctor Who in so many ways. Brilliant companions and an awful lot of running. You've been fantastic.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:31 p.m.

Also, watch this and imagine me as David Tennant and http://twitter.com/Mjutell">@Mjutell as Matt Smith: http://t.co/ZLVAjye0">http://t.co/ZLVAjye0

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:30 p.m.

With no further ado, say hi to http://twitter.com/Mjutell">@Mjutell! And promise to be as brilliant with him as you've been with me!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:29 p.m.

There's only one thing left to do before I go back to being http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy, and that, my friends is let you know who the next http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden will be!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GeekySwede">@GeekySwede It already has, actually! Some are quick on the ball!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:11 p.m.

Not that I'm calling my usual followers mice, they're great - they're just not as many as you guys are!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

> and it's back to the cinders and mice again.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

I feel like the clock is about to strike midnight, the dance with the prince will be over, I'll lose a shoe and the admiration of the court>

@sweden May 13, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/The_Step_Beyond">@The_Step_Beyond I'll do you one better and just do it with 9: "brilliant".

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim I have, and you've been lovely.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Sonnvik">@Sonnvik Yes, up until this point, most of my followers have been swedish, so tweeting in english before this would have felt pretentious.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 Haha, well, that's really all you need to get by here=P

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Nope, the giraffe stays a "well-kept" secret.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TarkaDaal">@TarkaDaal That's great! I know some of my followers on my normal handle use a translationapp, but I have no clue which one.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/melaniekarin">@melaniekarin Thank you, adn so were you!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/akx">@akx Senapssill is awesome! I had some bacon-herring last christmas, was divine too.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Sonnvik">@Sonnvik http://twitter.com/TarkaDaal">@TarkaDaal It's http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy normally. And I normally tweet in swedish, but am considering a language-change.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JeSuisEnFlicka">@JeSuisEnFlicka I didn't know! is it going to be held in Umeå?

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 The pickled herring is an aquired taste (that i personally love) but I see how that is off-putting for some=P

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RunningBecky">@RunningBecky Thanks you! Haha, it's been a wild ride!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Ms_RH">@Ms_RH Of course you're allowed to follow us outside of http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden! You're free people=) My normal handle is http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TarkaDaal">@TarkaDaal The best has been the awesome response from you guys! You've been awesome! As for the worst... Nothing superbad has happened.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 >the oldest oak-trees in Sweden, I think. Gustav Wasa planted them if I remember correctly.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 Any arkipelago you can find. Plus, there's a beautiful island in Mälaren I can't remember the name of, that has some of >

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Ms_RH">@Ms_RH I love http://twitter.com/truckerlez">@truckerlez too! I follow her on my normal handle, actually!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eyegraphic">@eyegraphic I do! I'll be announcing it soon!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Clairebwear">@Clairebwear With all the new followers I've gotten thanks to my run as sweden, I'm thinking about switching to english, actually.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt Well, I'm not dropping off the face of the Internet, I'll just be tweeting from my usual handle.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 7:24 p.m.

Only 1½ hours left as http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden and my mind is completely blank.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 5:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion About 8. Got another decent shot, but I prefered the one I posted. Now my nose tastes like clorine.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 5:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven No, rigid right arm!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 5:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven Yes! It was not easy, I can tell you that=P

@sweden May 13, 2012, 5:24 p.m.

Just posted a photo @ Bathtub of solitude http://t.co/asjq97QW">http://t.co/asjq97QW

@sweden May 13, 2012, 4:25 p.m.

Unexpected John Hamm-eo just happened. Is there anything that dude's not in?

@sweden May 13, 2012, 4:23 p.m.

ZOMG! The unexpected sight of Julian Casablancas in yesterday's SNL that I just witnessed made me bubble in my panties a little.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 4:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ladyWTF">@ladyWTF Haha, I wasn't worried about it not being one of a kind - just thought it would be cool if yours was identical!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 4:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ladyWTF">@ladyWTF You have one like mine?

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Afgrijselijk">@Afgrijselijk Nice! What do you want to study?

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Afgrijselijk">@Afgrijselijk Which is pretty much what it means in afrikaans too! =D

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Afgrijselijk">@Afgrijselijk I just remember one cussword in afrikaans from my time in South Africa and that's "fokken poes"

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Afgrijselijk">@Afgrijselijk Yeah, I understand the general jist of it. Same goes for afrikaans.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Afgrijselijk">@Afgrijselijk Ahhh! But still, close, no?

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Afgrijselijk">@Afgrijselijk But you're right, I don't speak dutch so I ... gambled.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Afgrijselijk">@Afgrijselijk I read it as you were defragging your HDD, something about your room, and something connecting to me!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SirJolt">@SirJolt Oh, I'm shit at that too.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ecullen_cullen">@ecullen_cullen It is nice to be reminded! Should set an alarm for it on my phone or something.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 2:25 p.m.

Things I don't do enough: clean my place, defrag my hard drive.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven It'll be worth it. As i do have butter, jam and marmelade.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven No bakingsoda. Will dry-yeast do?

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ZuckerBaby">@ZuckerBaby I know! Sadly, tehre are no fish fingers to be found=(

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/akx">@akx Thinking about combining the feta with pasta and capers, instead. Good tip tho!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:48 p.m.

Just looked in our fridge. Tragically empty. So empty, for a moment I considered eating some leftover feta with custard.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ScottArbs">@ScottArbs I can only answer for Gothenburg, where the sun shines, the people are friendly and were it's currently 10 degrees celsius!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ktmmcc24">@ktmmcc24 That's wicked! Good luck!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ThegoodBuck">@ThegoodBuck Thank you! Ypu've been such great followers, I glad I've provided you with some entertainment=D

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/marcuse">@marcuse I heard they're making a comeback, so let's hope so;)

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lisamedin">@lisamedin I thought you already were!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare That's a brilliant comeback! I'll save that for a special occasion;)

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

Today is the day that I gain insight as to how David Tennant felt during the shooting of "The End of Time: Part Two".

@sweden May 13, 2012, 11:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EfraimRamsen">@EfraimRamsen It's been so much fun! Dautning at first, thrilling, hysterically funny. The followers are lovely and they've made it great.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/belindasmilne">@belindasmilne Well, essentially - I am.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion No, the BF watches it tho. Been meaning to get around to it!

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/belindasmilne">@belindasmilne Just google it and feel your hopes for Nessie being real grow with 200%.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/belindasmilne">@belindasmilne It's an enourmous dinosaur-fish! They thought it was extinct, but it wasn't. One of the coolest animals ever.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:06 a.m.

Yes! Exactly! RT http://twitter.com/joho68">@joho68: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden When you forget it, you're "paying it forward", Umbrella-style http://twitter.com/search?q=%23payitforward">#payitforward http://twitter.com/search?q=%23returnthefavor">#returnthefavor http://twitter.com/search?q=%23zerosumgame">#zerosumgame

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ramnehill">@ramnehill You're like Magneto - but with umbrellas.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/zootallure">@zootallure *ka-boom-tisch!* Hehe.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/zootallure">@zootallure I'd say bikes are a no-no.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/tommlie">@tommlie I don't go around expressing my dislike for people at random. There's no need for it.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 1:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/tommlie">@tommlie That's so sweet! I don't mind tho, can't please everyone. I just want to know why they want me to know.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/gomigirl">@gomigirl No, it was by a lamp-post! I might even start calling it a "rescue-umbrella".

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:46 a.m.

Sometimes I reckon the world is just a library, with umbrellas instead of books. You just check one out. Then return it by forgetting it.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:45 a.m.

I just stole an umbrella. Or not 'stole' as much as 'found'. But you know, it obviously belonged to someone at some point.

@sweden May 13, 2012, 12:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion People seemed to have enjoyed me, which is great. I wonder what sets me apart from earlier curators, tho?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 11:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Haha, you think I've earned it?=P I am seriously considering starting to tweet in english tho

@sweden May 12, 2012, 11:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GeekySwede">@GeekySwede I'm hoping the first, as I suck at first impressions.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 11:48 p.m.

Was just telling a friend how I hate wasting other people's time. Anything else you can get back, but never time.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji John Cleese has the answers! http://t.co/3aO2eYqD">http://t.co/3aO2eYqD (really good series, watch all of it)

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji Or maybe don't. Just realized that I've never been on a proper date, and all the bfs I've had has been pure luck.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe That's a big but and I cannot lie.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji Use "Species" for reference. It's science!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji Haha, in those cases - you could just base it on body-chemistry tho. Your hormones didn't agree. Didn't smell right.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:46 p.m.

"Don't take it personally as I'm about to say something mean, not based on anything substantial, that I just want you to know."

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji Yes, and at those occasions, I just keep my mouth shut=P

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mreuroguy">@mreuroguy Thank you! And yes, we do.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Elratonvaquero_">@Elratonvaquero_ You speak the truth. Kind and honest is the way to go.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC True. I guess my baggage is that I want everyone to be nice to one another=P

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:38 p.m.

"I don't like your drawing" isn't helpful. " I don't like the use of color, maybe go for a more magenta-tone" IS helpful.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:37 p.m.

I'm not saying that one shouldn't air their opinions, just base them on something instead of chickening out.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC - is really pretty mean. Critique I can handle, I'm an artist after all.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Of course, but he/she is still making the desiscion to point out a flaw of mine of someone elses, which, regardless of bias-

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Macotor">@Macotor As for the soliloquies (thanks for teaching me that new word!) ..yes.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Macotor">@Macotor I normally tweet in swedish, but I might have to turn to english with the recent influx in eng-speaking followers.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:30 p.m.

Don't take it personally, you're just not his type. He prefers pretty women. Oh, it's nothing personal - your essay's just really bad.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Elratonvaquero_">@Elratonvaquero_ Yes, suddednly "with all due respect - but you're an idiot" is OK. It's ridiculous.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:26 p.m.

not to that guy over there.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:26 p.m.

>what follows after someone's told you that you're somehow not good enough. So it negates the whole thing as you said it to me -

@sweden May 12, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

One of my largest peeves is when someone tells you to "not take it personally". Becasue 9 times out of 10 - "don't take it personally" is >

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident About the follow-button: You can unfollow an account and then start following it again. An unfollow is not permanent.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident Plus, maybe the person telleing me really has a point - and it's something I should think about.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident No, really. It's only curiosity as I never tell people I unfollow/dislike myself. I just don't see the need.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident You too! Hope the next sweden will be more to your liking=)

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident Sorry for being so inqusitive, it just randomly happened to be you I asked.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident Plus, that follow-button isn't going anywhere. You can click it how many times you want.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident " I don't like you tweets" won't make me change anything. "Maybe stop it with the dog-pics" is constructive.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident There we go, so why tell me? It doesn't change your feed. And why not be more constructive?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident No really, I want to know. Why tell me insteda of just unfollowing until tomorrow?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 9:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WakethPresident">@WakethPresident Hey, that's totally fine! But why tell me?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ronindotca">@ronindotca Yes, the last sunday of may.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias You totally should. It's a gorgeous area.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias If you go down behind hemköp, there's an awesome trail, you know to sahlgrenska. It's up there - in the woods.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YoCalleJo">@YoCalleJo He's an extremely clever dog.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Could do without the lovely hadida-song tho.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Aw, SA is awesome. My friend David had monkey and avocadotrees in his backyard. Now that's something to envy.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Cal_Micha_El">@Cal_Micha_El Hardly. Premium location, you know.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chrismada9">@chrismada9 I think that had insurancecosts been lower, we'd have more. Oh, that and less snow. /bikerdaughter

@sweden May 12, 2012, 7:05 p.m.

Nero found the perfect stick. Shame it's attached to the ground. http://t.co/sROtNz6R">http://t.co/sROtNz6R

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC What kind of art do you do?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Yes, live trace is frikkin magic. I love it.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nselby">@nselby Haha, I know, I just wanted to make sure.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Photoshop. Vectors make me angry=P

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nselby">@nselby People have asked my how to contact me for freelance stuff, and I've dutifully ignored them. I'm doing this for fun, not PR.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nselby">@nselby I'm not trying to advertise, just share my life.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nselby">@nselby I get you. It's a fine line to be talking about your life without mentioning what I'm currently doing. This is what I'm doing.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pppernilla">@pppernilla It's funny, I never made it while living in norrland, now I make it all the time. I guess the stomach gets homesick too.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 6:11 p.m.

Holy shit, I just drew my baby-sister into a panel without realizing it: http://t.co/pQ89GbWm">http://t.co/pQ89GbWm

@sweden May 12, 2012, 5:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/maxgirlla">@maxgirlla I can't answer for all swedes, but I sure do!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mrhandley">@mrhandley It's tricky when there's one word used to both describe the meat AND the dish, it seems.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim Always happy to entertain=)

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ahmetyv">@ahmetyv I prefer it with rice, actually. Which is weird, as I'm a huge fan of potato.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ninnibeth">@ninnibeth I've only seen the frozen stuff!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ahmetyv">@ahmetyv Except frozen, I think.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

Apparently, the answer is "sautéed reindeer"! Thanks http://twitter.com/oskcar">@oskcar http://twitter.com/windyjonas">@windyjonas !

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ninnibeth">@ninnibeth No, it has to be dried to be considered jerky.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:10 p.m.

Swedes - can "renskav" be translated?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Fromageball">@Fromageball http://twitter.com/zycom">@zycom -throw that in, let simmer at a low temperature for the duration that you boil the rice that goes with the stew! DONE!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/zycom">@zycom http://twitter.com/Fromageball">@Fromageball Fry the meat, salt, pepper, throw in the mushrooms (sliced), pour over the cream and stock, crush the junpiers -

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/zycom">@zycom http://twitter.com/Fromageball">@Fromageball 500 gs of reindeermeat (renskav), 5 dl cream, salt, pepper, 2 tablespoons of gamestock, mushrooms, 5-10 juniper-berries.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 4 p.m.

http://twitter.com/richardksmith">@richardksmith Shame. Moose? Deer? Nothing like that?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/richardksmith">@richardksmith I think any kind of game would do. Maybe you can get elk?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter They don't have reindeers down here, I think. They have normal deer, and they're magical to me (they're rare up north)

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/NomdeB">@NomdeB I wish I got that treatment. Little bugger's gotten spoiled.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:49 p.m.

So I make it alot, and the BF's a bit fed up with eating it so often.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

And loads of cream.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

Reindeer-stew is my go-to quick-dish, as it basically cooks itself and tastes amazing. The secret is using juniper berries in it.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:47 p.m.

I actually have the time and energy to cook today. Craving reindeer-stew. Hopefully, the BF will let me make it.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/twheatcroft">@twheatcroft No, that's the government. They don't want us to know!!!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JerseyTjej">@JerseyTjej Holy Moses. We didn't buy ours, it's a long and weird story. Got him as a present, which is just effed up.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JerseyTjej">@JerseyTjej I'm sure there's some kind of rescue-program if you look for it.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:27 p.m.

Dog doesn't want to pose for the camera. @ Fortress of solitude http://t.co/zffJ0OlW">http://t.co/zffJ0OlW

@sweden May 12, 2012, 3:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Haha, that consonling!=D

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:49 p.m.

And I just yell: "ON THE FIFTH!!!" The BF just looks at me and goes: "Yes, because of course they NUMBERED them instead of named them."

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

Another thick moment of mine was when the BF & I were watching a tv-quiz show and they as "on which of Rome's seven hills is the Pallatine?"

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Komalantz">@Komalantz That's sounds really romantic. Like the fish is singing songs about prehistoric times.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Jan_Rush">@Jan_Rush Yeah, hence my googling! I knew how to _say_it. Just not how to write it.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rafasangr">@rafasangr I'm sure you know that better than I do.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/imogenbirley">@imogenbirley I don't think latin has been taught in Sweden for....a really long time.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sippan">@sippan There's a pain between my ears now, trying to figure this out. Thank you, tho!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC The world could use more couples like us.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:30 p.m.

My friend then proceeded to tell me that it was actually a band. Not a really tall guy from Dalarna.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

and I was like "Omg, he's swedish?" Friend: "Yes, he's from Dalarna." Me: "So, how tall is he then?"

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:28 p.m.

Mind you, I am a bit thick at times tho. A friend of min talked about a mutual friend's friendship with "The tallest man on earth" >

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kritz911">@Kritz911 Thanks! What sets me apart from the others? (just out of curiosity)

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:15 p.m.

Whoever named it "Coelacanth" - did you honestly expect people to be able to pronounce that correctly??? DID YOU???

@sweden May 12, 2012, 2:14 p.m.

Just googled "prehistoric enormous fish" in order to find out how to spell "coelacanth", as my first attemnt- "sealaganth"- was wrong.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion They don't provide the History-channel? Weird. Anyway, another tip if you're into the paranormal: coast to coast am.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion It's hillariously awesome. Some of it's...way out there. But still, it's a cozy watch if you're interested in that stuff.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eyegraphic">@eyegraphic I know, I follow him on my usual handle;)

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CowbellLHarris">@CowbellLHarris Maybe, design an AC camel backback, present it to the dragons and get rich off of this marvellous idea?

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:39 p.m.

Shucks! No new episode of Ancient Aliens! My rutt is disturbed now. A saturday morning isn't a saturday morning without Giorgio Tsoukalos.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BrianR0bson">@BrianR0bson THIS MUST NEVER HAPPEN! I want Reinis to go away - yes. But no tradesies!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CowbellLHarris">@CowbellLHarris Sounds much better!=D

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CowbellLHarris">@CowbellLHarris I have to say, it was a bit of a harrowing experience. I hope my dreamself was the shittiest psychic ever.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Boogalord">@Boogalord Nope, Swedish through and through. Well, there are some Russian if you go back lots, but that like an 8th.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

If I had ESP, I'd use "putting the 'chic' in psychic" as my tagline.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:09 p.m.

I dreamt I was psychic and predicted the re-election of David Cameron for PM. While camping. And a guy from middle-school was there. Crazy.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik He's a ghost, ffs. Dying kind of has a colordraining effect on ppl.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheCatCantina">@TheCatCantina That's cool. I hope it's helpful in some way too, cause messing with women's right to choose need to stop.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 12:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/flintberg">@flintberg Indeed! YEY consistency.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim My pleasure! Hopefully, if my editor lets me, I can post a page (in english) before my run's over!

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:11 a.m.

Just posted a photo @ Fortress of solitude http://t.co/flpBlcKl">http://t.co/flpBlcKl

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Sebbe79">@Sebbe79 It might be connected to the whole thing about seeming friendlier.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Sebbe79">@Sebbe79 When I speak swedish, I usually have a much lower tone, so the difference when I switch languages is staggering.

@sweden May 12, 2012, 1:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Sebbe79">@Sebbe79 Yeah, sounds about right! Also, a thing i've noticed with my own english-speaking is that I go up a couple of octaves in eng.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ConchaColumbus">@ConchaColumbus YEY! Go Leslie Knope!!!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/gabbklein">@gabbklein American virtue is starting to get out of hand, if you ask me...

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rolfblidborg">@rolfblidborg Hahahaha, still funny.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Nah, that's just nature.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dannylaconic">@dannylaconic Just checked out my normal handle; 150 new followers since I started out as sweden!! ZOMG. Might just have to, now.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rolfblidborg">@rolfblidborg LOL! I like to do that whenever conversation gets awkward. Just close my eyes and lean in slowly for a smootch, mouth open.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dannylaconic">@dannylaconic But then again, translationapps and swedish grammar... don't make good bedfellows.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Caecum_">@Caecum_ *dies from laughing too hard*

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SirWB">@SirWB Oh, I know snogging! I do it all the time. =D

@sweden May 11, 2012, 11:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dannylaconic">@dannylaconic I'll certainly consider it! But I think there's an app that does it for you.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SirWB">@SirWB "So crazy dog ladies DO exist" they must think.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SirWB">@SirWB I do sing songs to the dog. Sometimes I do it outside, and every now and then - someone will catch me doing it. Superawkward.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok And then PS. I did it for teh lulz, really.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Purpose: I had two weeks of posting pics of 14 new tees I got. One day, out of ideas, so I just pulled my pants down & shot it.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Hey_Alys">@Hey_Alys No, but I want one! I want another dog, and I want a pug, a basset or a french bulldog!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Hahaaaa...You're a doll for calling The Giraffe a piece of art=P

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:42 p.m.

We call him the inbetweener as he always tries go edge me out and take my place in the arms of the BF. FU dog! I was here first!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:41 p.m.

Went to kiss BF( who was cuddling dog) and right before I reach his lips, a dog snout edges its way inbetween.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok No, that's what I thought! How could they? Some seem really eager, which makes me not want to do it as is might be..misunderstood.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MasterZap">@MasterZap You mean in order to reach a bigger audience? Yes, but maybe my motivation for tweeting isn't to reach as many as possible?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Haha, that's not sexy! It's just funny!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MasterZap">@MasterZap Thing is though, I do have some! I think it's weird too, I guess they have a translation-app on the twitter-client?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok I just don't know where to draw the line!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok My thoughts exactly. BUT - you don't actually see anything so maybe... Mr giraffe turned a NSFW into a SFW?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok I had the impulse to share it, as it still makes me laugh (I know, laughing at my own jokes, not fine, but I'm hysterical, so.)

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Haha, I dunno. I was just looking thru som old pics (the one with the giraffe - it's on my FB) and I just think it sooo funny.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ZoranPavlovicLj">@ZoranPavlovicLj Atm, yes. Don't see the reason to change the language until the englishspeaking followers exeed the swedish ones.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Typhonatemybaby">@Typhonatemybaby OMG! She got on HuffPo??? Hahahahaha, that's amazing!!!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/akx">@akx Yeah. Was trying to keep it vague.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani Like nudity and stuff.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani NSFW - not safe for work. Meaning...questionable content.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ZoranPavlovicLj">@ZoranPavlovicLj I think I'll save the nudity for my own handle.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/carolynUK">@carolynUK Lord, some people are just douchebags to the core, aren't they?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:21 p.m.

I assume explicit photos of the curators are rare, so I'm guessing they mean our words. But I can't grasp how words can be NSFW?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:20 p.m.

I've been getting some mentions recommending http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden as an account to follow, but warning that this account is NSFW.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jmcouceiro">@jmcouceiro No way! On an actual girl????

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:17 p.m.

I'm not saying that I'm about to do it, I'm just curious.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MaliZomg">@MaliZomg I wouldn't say breatfeeding is NSFW tho, that's just nature.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 10:15 p.m.

Has any of the curators before me posted NSFW-pics?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 9:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chrismada9">@chrismada9 Are you having it with pickled beet to?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 9:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/avgrund">@avgrund Haha, sorry. I just assumed I was the one who'd make the mistake. (didn't backtrack to check)

@sweden May 11, 2012, 9:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/avgrund">@avgrund Jesus. The number of typos I've accumulated under my run as sweden is laughable. I CAN type. I used to be sure of it.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/avgrund">@avgrund Where did I dump on him? It's an actual joke of his. I just pointed out ownership of said joke.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jasongowans">@jasongowans Isn't that particular picture reply enough? I think the point comes across just fine=)

@sweden May 11, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/birdgehrl">@birdgehrl That's genuinely awesome.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 8:40 p.m.

Which is totally accurate. Few things frighten me more than stuff like this: http://t.co/nE859LN6">http://t.co/nE859LN6

@sweden May 11, 2012, 8:39 p.m.

"-so now you know what it's like to be a lady *mumbling quitely* ..In America." The BF: "Someone's been reading personhood-shit again."

@sweden May 11, 2012, 8:37 p.m.

Was harrassing the BF's butt. Him: "Please don't, I've just pooped". Me: *singing* "Body autonomy, you do not haz it -

@sweden May 11, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/caymsortweeted">@caymsortweeted Agreed. I'm almost 28 and still without a driver's license - why doesn't he return the favor?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Why don't they compute?! Gah!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/janeconley">@janeconley I love him, and I would be if he just followed my instructions!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wOwillro">@wOwillro Sadly, it's not that well-known.=/

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wOwillro">@wOwillro And you get bonuspoints for noticing=)

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/richardksmith">@richardksmith I think our generation will probably have an easier time keeping up with tech-advances. At least I fucking hope so.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Seriously, my brother's seven. He should be able to real soon. I bet his computerknowledge exeeds my dads already. http://twitter.com/akx">@akx

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Yipity">@Yipity We're people you know!?!;)

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/akx">@akx Will it ever end? Or must I wait til my brother's older to pass on this wretched torch?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:15 p.m.

Just tried teaching him him to .zip a folder and ended up yelling at him. It's a computer, dad! Not spiderwebs and magic!!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:14 p.m.

Skyping with dad is like a fast-track ticket to madness. EVERYTIME I do it he asks me how to do stuff on the computer.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/johnmckeag">@johnmckeag It is, thank god. Haha, it's all good. No worries.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 7:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim Still waitint for a big tv-netwrok to make a sitcom out of us. It'd be like a snappier big brother. Just install cameras in our apt.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 6:58 p.m.

The BF: "That wasn't a comeback, I left THAT on your sisters teeth". Me: "Jimmy Carr called. He wants his joke back."

@sweden May 11, 2012, 6:57 p.m.

The BF: "Would you like some cheese with that wine? Me: "Would you like some fist with that comeback?"

@sweden May 11, 2012, 6:56 p.m.

Out groceryshopping with the BF, and as I'm still sore from yesterdays laser-tag session I make noises accordingly.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik Just googled. Apparently not.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 4:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik I thought retcon was a thing exclusive to the Whoniverse?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 4:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik Whut! You haven't mentioned being a Torchwood-fan!?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shanda1701">@shanda1701 I've only been really hormonal once, so I can def relate. Thankfully, it was a one-off occasion that can be safeguarded.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HaudIgnota">@HaudIgnota It was more a reaction to general mishaps. Like stepping into a puddle of water. Annoying but not life-ending.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HaudIgnota">@HaudIgnota Haha, don't worry - I don't find my period that interesting - so that'll be the only period-related tweet you'll get.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shanda1701">@shanda1701 And as for the chocolate/aspirin - I don't need it as I'm me, and not a female stereotype=P

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shanda1701">@shanda1701 Haha, the reason for my dismay is that _I_ won't be getting any.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim Nope, still at it. Brain's all mushy still hence the mistype=P

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elainebostrom">@elainebostrom You... *mutters* (;))

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized Thankfully, he hasn't noticed yet.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:19 p.m.

Hehe, woops. I meant six YEAR-anniversary. But you knew that.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lisamedin">@lisamedin Shit. I meant years ofc. Brain is mushy.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 3:03 p.m.

So I spend our six-month-anniversary coloring myself into the mother of all migraines and today I get my period? Are you shitting me, life??

@sweden May 11, 2012, 1:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/andrewhennigan">@andrewhennigan Sounds like a winner!

@sweden May 11, 2012, 1:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CurrentGenFAIL">@CurrentGenFAIL Well they should have informed me!;P

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/andrewhennigan">@andrewhennigan Just out of curiosity -May I ask why you think it's the best?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:52 p.m.

Yesterday- migraine, today - wake up with throbbing pain in legs. Who knew these pale, flabby things I walk on ACTUALLY contained muscles?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik The drawathon will continue today, as I had to abort due to excrutiating pain between ears. Head fine now, legs feel like putty.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/diabild">@diabild Oh you know, just wanted to try something new;)

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:25 a.m.

This isn't going to work.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johnmckeag">@johnmckeag It's 2:20 in the morning. And I have no colleagues.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim About 3 pages and a quarter.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johnmckeag">@johnmckeag Deadline. And four pages of comics to color. In a couple of hours.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kinkymal">@kinkymal Haha, sorry I was thick. Migraine. http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy, is the handle you are after

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:11 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kinkymal">@kinkymal Well, I'm not the sharpest of knives atm, so.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kinkymal">@kinkymal Oh, you mean my normal handle?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kinkymal">@kinkymal You'll have to wait for sunday to find out! Sick of me already?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 2:09 a.m.

Of all the migraines I've had in my life - I think this one's the most inconvenient.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 1:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Thanks. I hate rushing , but this time I have no choice.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 1 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven This isn't manga tho.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven Or rather, i don't know if I'm allowed to say and my editor's probably asleep so I can't ask.

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:55 a.m.

Keeps on keeping on. @ Fortress of solitude http://t.co/FOJzKE7O">http://t.co/FOJzKE7O

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/harizxcvbnm">@harizxcvbnm Did you finish on time?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/austinrathe">@austinrathe Nice! What did you see here?

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/austinrathe">@austinrathe That'd be nice. Could use the company=)

@sweden May 11, 2012, 12:12 a.m.

This is going to be a veeery long night. 4 pages to color. I might break.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim Who knows? One can always hope for employment, so I'm holding my thumbs for that outcome.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim I feel extremely fortunate to be interning there.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim I dunno - I've never actually had a job like this. But this company is very special - everyone's supernice, nerdy and great.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN But it is HARD finding new friends as an adult, I reckon.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 7:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN The Internet is always good tho. I've meet some cool peeps here on Twitter, actually.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 7:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN Haha, I dunno - I'm supershy, even for a Swede, and being a northener, I find is challenging to find new friends in Gothenburg.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/darlingwithaC">@darlingwithaC We should stop this asshat-behaviour of ours;)

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/harizxcvbnm">@harizxcvbnm > I'm trying to be objective when re-telling something that I, myself, experienced. Also, it saves characters.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/harizxcvbnm">@harizxcvbnm It's an interesting question. Yes, he's "mine", or as much as another person can be someone elses. But at the same time >

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/harizxcvbnm">@harizxcvbnm you mean that i call him "the bf"?

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YoKetchy">@YoKetchy Shame it has to be proven though. Should go without saying.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

Bf saw the hate-tweet: "Oh, baby, I never hate you. You were just being a douche. I love you." _THIS_is why we've made it to six years.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven Haha, but my BF is really kind! He's no bad guy. I think you'll have to expand on what you mean, here.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:25 p.m.

So If my boyfriend hates me sometimes, it's OK. He can get in line. I hate me most of the time.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:24 p.m.

I hate the person I become when under a lot of preassure. It's not pretty.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/_fabandy">@_fabandy I don't want to keep him on his toes. I want to treat him with respect.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 They drown pretty fast, that's for sure.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:12 p.m.

So it's always a good thing when the BF comes hom and I start off by being a total ass to him. Not.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 6:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 Sorry, I haven't had the time to check it out yet. I get a lot of mentions, you know. Just got off work.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 3:14 p.m.

First round I was in the bottom three out of 27, second round: 14th place! Yey improvement!

@sweden May 10, 2012, 3 p.m.

Exhausted co-workers checking their score. @ Laserdome http://t.co/qKaNw4zI">http://t.co/qKaNw4zI

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:14 p.m.

Just inhaled leftover pizza and walked the dog. Shortly - lasertag!

@sweden May 10, 2012, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Boogalord">@Boogalord That was the track I was listening to that he caught me with!!

@sweden May 10, 2012, 11:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/salis91">@salis91 Oh, I'll rock on - "All night long".

@sweden May 10, 2012, 11:18 a.m.

and your colleague discovers that you've been subtly rocking out to Lionel Ritchie.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 11:17 a.m.

You don't feel very cool when a colleague comes over, you take your headphones off but forget to pause the track you were listening to >

@sweden May 10, 2012, 10:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jonpugsley">@jonpugsley Just fine, thanks. Bit knackered, but alive - and you?

@sweden May 10, 2012, 10:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/krabbe">@krabbe Metric. I'm swedish,after all.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:40 a.m.

http://twitter.com/apskaft">@apskaft It was an honor to be of service!

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:33 a.m.

Come on, that was a prefectly decent font-joke! RT http://twitter.com/EdanStarforth">@EdanStarforth: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Stop it. That's a crime against fonts.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:27 a.m.

Why IS that? ;P RT http://twitter.com/sakjur">@sakjur: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Why does everyone keep discriminating Wingdings?

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EmmaLundstrom">@EmmaLundstrom I have an allergic reaction to Papyrus myself.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:24 a.m.

Quite the bunch of font-nerds, you are! <3

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/apskaft">@apskaft Or, we need more british cinema/tv. American popculture has probably done its part in this thing.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 9:18 a.m.

Choosing fonts. Secretly want to pick 2 tacky novelty-fonts and suggest them with a straight face just to see the reaction I'll get.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/apskaft">@apskaft >aggression via our language.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/apskaft">@apskaft One theory could be that we rarely act out on any possible aggression we might carry, so we let out bits and pieces of that >

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/apskaft">@apskaft Plus, I'm from Norrland, so words like "nåsåjävulskt" och "gudförbannat" came with the breastmilk.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/apskaft">@apskaft I've got a mouth like a sailor regardless of language, I'm afraid. I blame it on my parents/grandparents.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:51 a.m.

http://twitter.com/13loki">@13loki I think the closest equivalent would be "Ja, för fan!"

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:43 a.m.

Oh, and let me just give http://twitter.com/ConchaColumbus">@ConchaColumbus a quick shout-out! Happy birthday, my friend! Hope you have a great one.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/thelittlepakeha">@thelittlepakeha "the arena". Feels like I'm participating in the Hunger Games. Daunting.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/thelittlepakeha">@thelittlepakeha Any pro-tips for this humble n00b?

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:21 a.m.

After that I will CRUSH the opposing team. And by 'crush' I mean hopefully get one hit, maybe? Lasern00b right here.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:19 a.m.

It's laserdomeday at the office. Will need a fuckton of caffeine to rid myself of this sloth-state I'm in first tho.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 8:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/StinaBorjesson">@StinaBorjesson We're on the same team?! That's awesome. Will need a few cups of coffee to get me pumped tho;p

@sweden May 10, 2012, 7:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RNS_C">@RNS_C "Stressed" is an understatement.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 7:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ArohaG">@ArohaG I really do. I just don't have that luxury atm. Come the weekend- I'll be sleeping for A ZILLION hours!

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:57 a.m.

Goodnight Internet. It's now two in the morning, and Sweden needs some shut-eye. I'll see you tomorrow.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AiglosMP">@AiglosMP Haha, I can't know! Now I'm embarrassed=p

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter Yeah, and I respect yours. I'm just trying to explain my choice.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JeSuisEnFlicka">@JeSuisEnFlicka Or maybe there's a scandinavian dpt in some of the UK unis?

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JeSuisEnFlicka">@JeSuisEnFlicka I'm sure you could contact the larger swedish university and order thesises from them? Someone got to have something.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter How about "taking his word and daily commitment" as good enough?

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand Actually, he does art too, and he would kick my ass at gun-drawing.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter It's the way we both like it.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter I think it's the least you could do, after all this invested time. To provide us both with an easy out.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:28 a.m.

"YOU CALL THAT A GUN??? That's half a picture-frame, not a gun!"

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:27 a.m.

BFS helping out with coloring comics. "Elin? Could you come over here?" I walk over. "What's that?" he asks and points. "A gun" I say.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/tehgeekmeister">@tehgeekmeister Begging for, desperate...

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand Hahaha! I hope it'll last.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Genevive_V">@Genevive_V http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand And for me, moving in with him is a sign of that commitment.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JeSuisEnFlicka">@JeSuisEnFlicka Depends! What would that entail?

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand It helps if you both have divorced parents, I must say.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:11 a.m.

http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand http://twitter.com/cataclysmicha">@cataclysmicha No, i've been meaning to watch it, but never gotten around to it, sadly

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand Don't believe we have to be contractually bound to love each other for the rest of our lives, is all.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MrSan">@MrSan Yeah, I was like "but I don't even OWN a Ramones-tshirt? How could my nonexisting shirt possible be cooler than yours!?"

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand Oh, he'll never be my hubby, but he's and IT-consultant.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MrSan">@MrSan It was actually a misunderstanding. He mistook someone elses comment about his t-shirt for mine.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:04 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MrSan">@MrSan Ok, maybe not hate. But felt a strong contemnt for me.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/teufelstrom">@teufelstrom haha, _I_ can't even remember what I was wearing!

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter Oh no, we're as commited as you get. We just don't feel the need to be contractually obliged to love each other.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:02 a.m.

Ok, so I lied about the gagging for it-part. He actually hated me for six months after meeting me for the first time.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter Haha, we're not getting married!

@sweden May 10, 2012, 1 a.m.

The first time I laid eyes on him - I knew he was perfect for me: drunk and gagging for it.

@sweden May 10, 2012, 12:59 a.m.

It's officially the six-years anniversary for the BF and me now. God, I remember our first meeting like it was yesterday.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tonnellato">@tonnellato Really? *feels like she's dining in style all of a sudden*

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheLarsa">@TheLarsa I wish it was. I'm on the computer and hit send a bit too quickly, it would seem.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Rav_Bunneh">@Rav_Bunneh Wouldn't it just be easier to go to the mainland and get yourself a jackalope?

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:20 p.m.

You wanna hear what this night's sad dinner is? It's frozen pizza. Awye.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:17 p.m.

I was trying to say *quite.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/frisyren">@frisyren Feck, so stressed - didn't see the typo.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:15 p.m.

Sorry for being so quite guys - my deadline's tomorrow!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt No, clue. I'm not the swedish language council;)

@sweden May 9, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt No, I think it's limited to one song!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 8:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wingate32">@wingate32 True that! But after too many fuckups - maybe you'll end my internship ahead of time?

@sweden May 9, 2012, 8:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/joelborjesson">@joelborjesson Hahahahahahah! I'm glad I amuse you!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik Get on skype! I have something I need to ask you!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik I went outside to get to the office to fixit!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/electric589">@electric589 Sleep tight! And good luck kicking that sugar!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/electric589">@electric589 I know what he's like when he's cranky. It's not pleasant. Even if you love him as much as I do. They don't have that factor.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 6 p.m.

http://twitter.com/electric589">@electric589 Without having to drag his co-workers into any possible mood-swings.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/electric589">@electric589 Yeah. I'm thinking about making him go cold turkey this upcoming long-weekend next week. Just to get it done properly.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ellenvlt">@ellenvlt Ah, that's a winner too!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BattlePadre">@BattlePadre "> I don't need confirmation of that fact from strangers on the Internet."

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BattlePadre">@BattlePadre He does, but he never ever tweets. He should, he's really funny! He's all like "But I know I'm funny. >"

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:48 p.m.

He's a clever boy. He'll realize it someday.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:48 p.m.

I just don't have the heart to tell him what marmelade is actually made of.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:47 p.m.

He tells me he wants to quit sugar and then gets quiet for a minute. Then he asks me to get him that elderflower-marmelade he likes so much.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:47 p.m.

Call the BF up to ask if he wants something from the store, like some cinnamonbuns, coke, or whatever that he normally wants.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shikari">@shikari Yeah, started my Asimov-run with Nemesis, then continued on to Foundation.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pajp">@pajp Are you telling me you haven't seen "Mean Girls"??!??

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shikari">@shikari No, the small volume of sci-fi literature I've read is just Asimov. Consume my sci-fi w/ film/tv.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/babylarva">@babylarva Just plain pop/rock music!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 5:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sand2us">@sand2us I have no clue, I'm just being myself!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 4:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lukism">@lukism You'll find links and lots of screendumps on my usual handle: http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy

@sweden May 9, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/karinsthlm">@karinsthlm I can't even be bothered to look for mine. Just report as spam. That's all the energy I can muster for LinkedIn.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 3:42 p.m.

I also want to go full Regina George on the whole advertising-world and tell them to stop trying to make QR-codes happen.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 3:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Yeah, seems so desperate.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 3:19 p.m.

And ask myself why the heck I just don't close down my account.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 3:19 p.m.

Everytime I receive a reminder about some new connection on linked in or update I should do I think of this:http://t.co/RPaHASxQ">http://t.co/RPaHASxQ

@sweden May 9, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/smamat">@smamat Not an avid listener fo hers actually. But what I've heard is good. I just never seem to be inte the mood for that kind fo music.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 2:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BrekiT">@BrekiT Like I said, it's an impossible song to best.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 2:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wobster">@wobster That's going straight into my "stalker anthems" playlist on spotify! Cheers!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 2:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BrekiT">@BrekiT Someone already sent me that tip and...no. Just no. Not even close.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 2:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BattlePadre">@BattlePadre Hi five for emplyment!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 2 p.m.

Fuckupery is officially unfuckedup. Like an intern! http://twitter.com/search?q=%23sameasbaussjustnotgettingpaid">#sameasbaussjustnotgettingpaid

@sweden May 9, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/imogenbirley">@imogenbirley And people reduce her to breaking upp the band... Tsk,tsk,tsk.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 1:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/killua99">@killua99 i like the rain, it's a nice change.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 1:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/imogenbirley">@imogenbirley Sounds awful! Let's hope they meant "the end of this relationship" and not "...of your life."

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

Time to go out in the rain and undo my fuckup! http://t.co/FyySnSHJ">http://t.co/FyySnSHJ

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/slidingintoold">@slidingintoold With some gin and with divine intervention... I just might=)

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/imzeiger">@imzeiger I have no idea. We hand over the torch on sunday, and the new one starts on monday. http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand http://twitter.com/we_r_russia">@we_r_russia http://twitter.com/weareaustralia">@weareaustralia

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:27 p.m.

Fear completely warranted. I fucked up.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheCosmicJester">@TheCosmicJester The strings give me goodsbumps all over! Thank you!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:18 p.m.

The constant fear you have as an intern to fuck shit up. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23realityhitsyouhardbro">#realityhitsyouhardbro

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WeAreAustralia">@WeAreAustralia Good lyrics can do so much for a song, totally agree there.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TarkaDaal">@TarkaDaal I had no idea! Killer song regadless.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheCosmicJester">@TheCosmicJester Couldn't agree more.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

The most recent "this is a fucked up lyrics"-realization I had was Imogen Heap's 'Goodnight and go' . She's stalking him ffs!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ylle">@ylle Indeed. If that's his way of being respectful - I don't even wanna think about what he says when he's being disrespectful.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ylle">@ylle I would never sing along to "Sexy bitch". Awful song.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:46 a.m.

I could be singing songs about genocide if they had a snappy enough beat!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:45 a.m.

OR Prince's Little red corvette. Way into my twneties I just figured he was really passinate about this red car of his.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:44 a.m.

Like, "The love you save" by Jackson 5 is an awesome popsong, but this girl doesn't wanna uphold slutshaming culture, if you catch my drift?

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:43 a.m.

I've had a few rude awakenings when I've sung along to a song, and suddenly realized the the heck just came out of my mouth.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:43 a.m.

Speaking of music - am I the only one who won't reflect about what the lyricsa are ACTUALLY saying as long as it's funky enough?

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/20Hotels">@20Hotels I know! Such a good film, it should be mandatory.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/20Hotels">@20Hotels He wouldn't receive a pen from me, if you know what I'm sayin'.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/20Hotels">@20Hotels The song is a really good song, regardless. But combined with Lloyd Dobbler and a boombox it becomes superhumanly amazing, yes=).

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Maybe for her! She's an avid tea-drinker and mug-collector. I just took it off her hands based on her new-found lack of space.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Haha, no, leftovers from my mother-in-lusts housemoving.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nosoypancho">@nosoypancho I'm a sucker for the studioversion, but when live - there's this wonderful body to it. So I totally get you!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/tempaul2004">@tempaul2004 I'm...Nooo..I hate to say it, but, not even close.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:09 a.m.

That song is ballad-perfection. Can't be bested in any way.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:08 a.m.

You know what's humanly impossible? Making a good cover of Peter Gabriel's "In your eyes". I've been looking. Hard. Nothing.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 11:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johanjortso">@johanjortso It's one of my smaller ones, but I like it!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 10:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/genkitten">@genkitten Nono, you swedish was absolutely fine, I've heard of it - I just haven't watched it=)

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/genkitten">@genkitten I haven't seen it - any good?

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ronindotca">@ronindotca And who am I to mistrust uncle Ben?

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ronindotca">@ronindotca You know, as a comics lover - I learned at a very young age that with great power comes great responsibility.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ronindotca">@ronindotca I couldn't do that to them - they're supernice people!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/VuokkoVuorinnen">@VuokkoVuorinnen I'm sure it's påossible, but it'd be too big of a spoiler (in terms of comic-coloring) plus..an enormous drag to watch.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:38 a.m.

My colleagues are so cute, one of them refers to me as Miss Sweden and the big boss-man told everyone to call me "Ms. Curator" this week.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Marionstockholm">@Marionstockholm Sleep tight! Working nights sure are a ballbuster!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:26 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Marionstockholm">@Marionstockholm You should be. Despite the obviously clue to being a superhero - ppl of the opposite sex will stop hitting on you.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/simont38">@simont38 I don't know, she's not online much when she's over there, so whenever we get to chat I just make sure she's alive, really.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Marionstockholm">@Marionstockholm Yeah, some days - especially on rainy one - you just gotta rock dem rapist glasses.

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/simont38">@simont38 Holidaying! Last I heard she was in Wanaka. Skydiving!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/simont38">@simont38 Morning! How's NZ? My sister's over there now!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 9:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kiwinerd">@kiwinerd I have yet to find out!

@sweden May 9, 2012, 12:28 a.m.

http://twitter.com/joho68">@joho68 I'm usually a creature of the night, but with my current workload at about 15 workhours a day, my body protests.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:59 p.m.

Time for Sweden to go to bed. Goodnight, Internet. You've been delightful.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/joelborjesson">@joelborjesson I'd love Conan to be the father! But I'd prefer him as her lover. He is a gentle lover, you know. Despite his barbaric ways.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/austinrathe">@austinrathe That's totally what I was mimicing while typing!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/newzealand">@newzealand I would if I had the time! But I don't=(

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/taramclean">@taramclean A combination of the two!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Omphalos">@Omphalos Yeah, it's so desperate it turns really gutteral!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:43 p.m.

Just look at it! You can practically hear the "Nooooo!" http://t.co/XMghsoYM">http://t.co/XMghsoYM

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel What does one do if one's not?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:29 p.m.

So tired. But just nailed a terrified face expression. So I'm ahead.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel That's what I do, as I turn to joking when uncomfortable.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel "And now - the moment you've been waiting fooor....MY VAGINA!!" and then clap and cheer?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel But that's a bit weird to: like you're your vaginas roadie. When they gyno comes back in - won't you fell the need to yell:

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ribblefizz">@ribblefizz I does seem a tad unneccessary for a sore throat, yes.=P

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ribblefizz">@ribblefizz Naked would feel more natural. I'd take that over Donald Duck, anyday.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ribblefizz">@ribblefizz That was so funny, I had to say it in two different ways.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ribblefizz">@ribblefizz > my mound and scenes from american film/tv pops into my head. I WANT that to be common practice here too.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ribblefizz">@ribblefizz Yeah, whenever I'm in the styryps, a pang of envy hits me when I casually make conversation, watching my gyno just below>

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Anolyon">@Anolyon My dignity intact! (;P)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW I know! Why does one half always have to be covered?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji Yeah, but sometimes they cool really quickly.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji Oh, well - then I got nothing. You win.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji That's true! But had you been on the recieving end of cold, metal objects - that wouldn't be an issue.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/midsommarregn">@midsommarregn I feel it will be a worth-wile investment.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/midsommarregn">@midsommarregn I'll get a tunic for my next visit.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/alcanlin">@alcanlin Yes, the dirty nazi-past of Diesney... Doesn't get more shameful than that.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Labville">@Labville That's bloody brilliant!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/midsommarregn">@midsommarregn I would if I owned dresses/tunics! (jeans and tee-girl, I am)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:49 p.m.

No wonder Donald Duck's got such a bad temper. He's got all that shame building up. Constant vag-examination mode for him.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:48 p.m.

Ever noticed how theres really no good time to pull your pants down at the gynecologist? You always feel awkward, despite given permission.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cleidekker">@cleidekker Nope, have to draw the things chasing her first!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/xochilspringer">@xochilspringer That's one of my deepest fears. Dogowners are always the ones to come across them in the movies and on tv!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/xochilspringer">@xochilspringer Mind you, I will be awkward for a bit. I'll loosen up eventually tho.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/xochilspringer">@xochilspringer If I'm ever in Portland, we'll do coffee!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/weareFrance">@weareFrance http://twitter.com/CuratorsMexico">@CuratorsMexico http://twitter.com/tweetweeknyc">@tweetweeknyc http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland http://twitter.com/peopleofuk">@peopleofuk http://twitter.com/peopleofleeds">@peopleofleeds This curating business is absolutely fabulous!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter My parents have yet to inform me of any kind of changeling-status.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Ah, to be an immigrant again.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion "I'm good! how are youuu?"

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Awesome tee! I misunderstood that so badly my first month and actually answered people.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/flork82">@flork82 Yes, they may opine all they want. They're free to do so. But the lack of priviligereflection was so apparent I just got mad.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/flork82">@flork82 Sorry, must have slipped when clicking the "reply"-button. My bad!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lucho870601">@lucho870601 Haha, just checked out your profile - all good then. Keep and eye on Utopi Magasin soon then, is my new answer.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lucho870601">@lucho870601 They're all going to be in swedish, I'm afraid. As of now anyway.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Yeah, Pietermaritzburg! Howzit?=D

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/flork82">@flork82 But, all your great comedy is vulgar! How does that work?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/babylarva">@babylarva You know, to keep in the family album!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC I call him "leprechaun" and "shawty" (like T-pain). He's barely an inch shorter than me.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC That's awesome! Congrats! Any pro-tips for us?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/babylarva">@babylarva Alas, some runaway fanta destroyed that phone.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/babylarva">@babylarva Wish I'd kept them. Could be something to show the grandkids I won't be having.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/babylarva">@babylarva OMG! Seems like we share the exact same relationship time-line then! Cudos!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jtoresson">@jtoresson But what if it comes off _inside_you????!!!!one

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jtoresson">@jtoresson I'd be too scared to lose sensitivity. That's alot of nerves to be damages if done wrong!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jtoresson">@jtoresson You know, despite my past as a phonesex-operator, I could never grasp why anyone would do that to their genitals.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu Yeah, there were som decent afrikaans ones!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jtoresson">@jtoresson I would never do that to a penis. I would do a lot of things - but never that.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jtoresson">@jtoresson I think it's "motif". yeah, as long as there's not a thumb in it, I'm happy.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu Oh, yeah - the fact that i lived in South Africa for a bit might have helped with the vocabulary also.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ronindotca">@ronindotca That's how I see it too!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

Every spoken scentence becomes a punch-line contest. I'm assuming. Maybe that's just us tho.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

Please don't worry about the tone the Bf and I use with eachother. In two days, we've been together for six years. With time -

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/silencewedge">@silencewedge I guess the pics he was sent in return should be certificate-y enough=P

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jtoresson">@jtoresson So who's the better photographer, then;P?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/silencewedge">@silencewedge Who has better penile judgement than I? I dare to you show him/her to me! I will fight him/her to the death!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik It'll be worth it. And thank you.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/zootallure">@zootallure We banter- and both have a dark sense of humour. After almost 6 years (two days away) it comes naturally.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu Well, it does help that we don't dub our imported tv-shows (unless they're for kids) Subtitling foreign languages does its part.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mosburn">@mosburn I never have McDonalds. Yucky, vile company.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PAkerstrand">@PAkerstrand I would, but I love food too much. Couldn't stand bad cooking for a long period of time and can't be bothered to teach him.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:56 p.m.

Me: "Except for those pics of your wang you texted me when we were doing the long-distance thing. They were certifiably awesome."

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:55 p.m.

BF: "Well, we'll never know now, will we?" Me: "You never photgraph anything anyway, so I think you should just STFU."

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

Me: "Well, it's not like I had much to work with. Plus, who are you to judge? Could you do it better?"

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:48 p.m.

BF saw photo of our pathetic dinner. "Why are you such a lousy photographer?" he asks.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/twheatcroft">@twheatcroft Ah yes! Will never forget Simon's nutsack at the fashion show.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:38 p.m.

Has food ever looked this sad? @ The fortress of solitude http://t.co/qKjLg4EI">http://t.co/qKjLg4EI

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

DING! food's here!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Saadie">@Saadie "Flying Jacob" is a kind of gratin with chicken, bacon, peanuts, whipped cream and chilisauce . Served with rice.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/simonplotkin">@simonplotkin The BF says "Flying Jacob" but I say ovengrilled salmon, potatowedges and this lovely apple/capers creme.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rolfblidborg">@rolfblidborg Will have to some day!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:12 p.m.

It is a shame tho, cause I'm a frickin' awesome cook! I miss my own cooking on nights like these!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Megadethchic">@Megadethchic Exactly! Come to his wedding, be god-mother.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/juffery">@juffery I'd love it if there was more indian take-out available here! I could goff down a vegetarian samoosa in a nano-second!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/L_Kettlewell">@L_Kettlewell The kind who can stand having sausages and macaronis every other day=P

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:09 p.m.

It's actually at a point where the dude who brings it to us is on a semi-friendly basis. Joking about how often we see each other.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/juffery">@juffery I get burgers, kebab or falafel mostly. Maybe some thai or pasta every now and then.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/callum_croy">@callum_croy But I have to say - Peep Show can't be beat.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/callum_croy">@callum_croy Yeah, I'm liking it is this far! Only two episodes in, but I'm sold.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 7:06 p.m.

Ordering take.out. Again. Deadline doesn't leave room for cooking. The number of times I've wished my man could cook: infinate.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Boogalord">@Boogalord I'd love to see Scotland, actually.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nyp96">@nyp96 Agreed! And Smack the Pony! French and Saunders! Monty Python!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Boogalord">@Boogalord And, Doctor Who of course.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Boogalord">@Boogalord I haven't been to Britain yet, so it's hard to say. You accent and comedy is about it this far.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/namewithanumber">@namewithanumber Hahaha, that's hysterical!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PeopleOfUK">@PeopleOfUK What type of comedy do you like then?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/itsgravy_baby">@itsgravy_baby I feel there's is a need for our type in popular-culture.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 6:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pukkakakkanen">@pukkakakkanen Well, I think! Yourself?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/davidjwalsh">@davidjwalsh But then again, we love Midsomer Murders, so it's all good.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/davidjwalsh">@davidjwalsh The Wallander-thing is mental.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:52 p.m.

That was meant to be "fresh". Pardon.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:51 p.m.

Checking out "Frech Meat", created by the same guy who created "Peep Show". Love, love, love awkward britcoms.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EpiphanieBloom">@EpiphanieBloom Being from a small village up north, I revel in the anonymitity a big city provides, but also in Gbgs friendly inhabitants.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EpiphanieBloom">@EpiphanieBloom Also, it has a small-town feel, despite being the second largest city in sweden.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EpiphanieBloom">@EpiphanieBloom See, up north, they tore down all the old buildings in favor for new ones in the sixties, so they're scarce up there.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EpiphanieBloom">@EpiphanieBloom The way it smells on summer nights. The public transport.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 5:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EpiphanieBloom">@EpiphanieBloom I love that the ocean's really close, the arkipelago is beautiful. Love the rocks, and all the old houses.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ragbonehair">@ragbonehair Yey for not being alone!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel If you like ghost-stories and stuff, I highly recommend that blog. Some of it's a really good read.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalaroon">@Kalaroon Yeah, in my quest to answer this question, that was the only answer I ever came across. Doesn't really answer mine tho.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel http://t.co/nFOezuM5">http://t.co/nFOezuM5 This blog reports those kind of stories every now and then.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel And their eyes were completely black. And for some reason, this huge sense of dread/fear came of the person meeting them.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/onthelevel">@onthelevel I think it started some time in the early 2000's. People started reporting kids, asking to be invited in (be it cars/houses)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:29 p.m.

Me: "Why DON'T you think about these things?"

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:29 p.m.

Me: "We've gotten taller. Shouldn't organs follow?" Him: "That's different tho. Why do you even think about these things?"

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:27 p.m.

Me: "Babe, counting back like 5 k years, how much do you think the human eye-ball's grown since then. If any?" Him: "I don't know. Why?"

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ezoutenbier">@ezoutenbier Love http://twitter.com/ladydahmer">@ladydahmer. Enjoyed her week as Sweden alot! So I definately take that compliment to heart.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW I love sappy! Sappy makes me happy and touches my heart!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Cunobaros">@Cunobaros Doesn't hurt to set an example though.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 4:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Cunobaros">@Cunobaros Yeah. We have many things to be proud of, but a few bad apples too.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/taramclean">@taramclean Yeah, it kind of goes without saying -the curators are individuals.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Cunobaros">@Cunobaros That's absolutely true.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/viviantia">@viviantia I sure try do try to be myself here.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chrismada9">@chrismada9 I guess that depens on how sedish you would want it. We're quick to adopt foreign food culture in Sweden.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Cunobaros">@Cunobaros *gasp* The horrible agenda of not hating people!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DiianMust">@DiianMust Sensitive? How do you mean?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:23 p.m.

You should know, http://twitter.com/avgrund">@avgrund - you've known me for years!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/viviantia">@viviantia I kind of do! Ask http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok , he's met me!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Haha, gotta appreciate these things=)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SmartBitches">@SmartBitches Not every time. Just when we're talking about a specific monday.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SmartBitches">@SmartBitches To specify you usually use "the" in english whereas we use the en-suffix.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SmartBitches">@SmartBitches I suppose that's the only way to translate it, yes. We do say it. "På måndagen". You'd say, the hand - we say "handen"

@sweden May 8, 2012, 3 p.m.

http://twitter.com/viviantia">@viviantia The vulgarity, I'm guessing. No ones been superspecific yet.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:57 p.m.

I swear, the discovery of "copy layer style" in Photoshop mad emy life so much easier.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP On the Internet. On rare occassions IRL, I have. In extreme cases

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I have yet to feel the need to tell someone how disgraceful they are tho.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/richardksmith">@richardksmith I know,right! I've never understoood the need to motivate your dislike for someone. Just 'unfollow'. There's a button for it.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

It's OK, you don't have to. Maybe the next Sweden will be more to your liking.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

Same thing goes for the few upset comments I've recieved as http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. I fully understand why some people don't like my tweets.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GLarAuna">@GLarAuna Adressing 28 k people is easier when they're not physically crowding up around you=)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GLarAuna">@GLarAuna Yeah, he's in sunglasses atm. He was adviced to not rest, as the belladonna-effect lasts longer if he does.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalaroon">@Kalaroon Agreed. There was a time when I didn't dare approach store-clerks.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bohaynowell">@bohaynowell " I am Beelzebub. I will now eat you soul" ;)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven Yeah. No need to keep talking just for the heck of it in Norrland.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 2 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalaroon">@Kalaroon How old are you? It's never too late tho.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:58 p.m.

These days I really couldn't care less. I allow myself to be shy. It's OK. It's who I am.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:57 p.m.

I've always been shy, and as a teen I revolted against that fact by being as loud as fucking possible, as shyness is frowned upon.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

The great thing about getting older is you start embracing nuances of your personality that you were ashamed of when you were younger.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt And what its real intention is.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt Then please, tell me why we need this word.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/StaticKing">@StaticKing Teee-hee. I'm afraid I have no say in the matter. But let the records know that I do endorse this.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalaroon">@Kalaroon Plus, pointing out spelling-errors or typos is pretty douchy if the point gets across regardless.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt PLUS - it's way off. Try telling a Belieber she's not a dedicated collector of Bieberobilia. Tjejsamla is belittling & elitist.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt And as a nerdy person - I reckon there's nothing manic about my collecting. It's all about love and dedication.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ellendarker">@ellendarker It relaxes the muscles in the eye or something.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalaroon">@Kalaroon I would never judge. I type horribly dispite of state of awareness;P

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalaroon">@Kalaroon I nearly started crying. Eyesurgery is scary.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

You know those urban legends about black eyed kids. He totally looks like one of them.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:34 p.m.

>fix it. They actually went renaissance on his ass and put drops of belladonna in his eyes. His pupils are HUGE now.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:33 p.m.

The BF just came home early from work. He has a rare eyecondition that 3 (!) doctors looked at him. The only solution is to surgically >

@sweden May 8, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt And I guess a snappy punchline is easier than a discussion. Is this about my translating-abilities or about the word?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 12:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt I wasn't tranlating, I was retelling it from my own perspective. Hence the lack of quotationmarks.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 12:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt I don't see collecting in abundance as "manic" - I see it as dedication. Fandom is a beautiful thing, hence the "passion".

@sweden May 8, 2012, 12:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt Cause I can actually motivate that choice, if you'd like.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 12:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/brittiskt">@brittiskt Are you opposing to the choice of using "collecting" over "gathering"?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lingonte">@lingonte Yeah. Thank god there are a few freaks out there who actually want dis.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:54 a.m.

Looking at myself, right now, having apple pie by the computer in my sweatpants and dirty hair, I feel a strong kinship with Forever alone.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/simont38">@simont38 Sleep tight, New Zealand!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:44 a.m.

http://twitter.com/pppernilla">@pppernilla They were both on the list. I did bring up "tjejsamla" after the "tjejlyssna" tweets.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Ryganas">@Ryganas Weird! I've always imagined Canada to be supergreen.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Britt_W">@Britt_W That we have sand in the woods.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:19 a.m.

Aw yes! RT http://twitter.com/emmajeans">@emmajeans: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I had apple pie with custard for breakfast yesterday. I think it's perfectly cromulent. *high five*

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jensmedgaffeln">@jensmedgaffeln Well, in this particular case - probably.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Britt_W">@Britt_W Yeah, it's something. The sand-thing took my BF by surprise (he hadn't been further than Dalarna either)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:10 a.m.

Preparing brunch. And by preparing I mean: stick an apple-pie in the oven. Dessert for breakfast is one of the few perks of being an adult.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik They're HUGE! And gorgeous!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Britt_W">@Britt_W No, surrounding provinces tho. Like, Dalarna.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 11:01 a.m.

Where I come from, the woods are sandy, with a dry feel to them. Unless it's marsh-land.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:59 a.m.

When I moved to Gothenburg, after living in Norrland for the better part of my life - the amount of rock blew me away. And the lush woods.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/eatcakebehappy">@eatcakebehappy Don't know Stockholm well enough, I'm afraid, but I can retweet!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:55 a.m.

Just outside my back door. It might sound a bit doofy, but i absolutely love the amount of mountain rock in http://t.co/0EGdufel">http://t.co/0EGdufel

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:49 a.m.

There's this little hut in our backyard, and a cluster of them in the nearby woods. I love them. They're rea http://t.co/kr9H0LQ2">http://t.co/kr9H0LQ2

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:36 a.m.

Working from home today. Dogwalkin'time! http://t.co/sz6skmNy">http://t.co/sz6skmNy

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:24 a.m.

By one guy, one time, in a local newspaper, in a causerie.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:23 a.m.

It was widely criticized, of course. Not only for the derogatory nature of the word, but for the fact that it had been used only once.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:22 a.m.

Not engaged collecting, like "collecting" - the thing that men do. Just pieces here and there.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:21 a.m.

Another word they added that year was "tjejsamla" = "girl collecting", the meaning? Collecting something, but not passionately.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/idagunnarsson">@idagunnarsson "girl listening" - listening to a song over and over again for a long period of time.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johanjortso">@johanjortso It's a whole world of worse. It's saying that women don't collect well enough.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/loghaD">@loghaD Pretty demeaning towards men, if you ask me.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/loghaD">@loghaD Making the ability to pay attention to others a feminine quality, you're saying that the inability to pay attention is a male one.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/loghaD">@loghaD So sick of that kind of genderbased labeling. Call it for what it is: you're a good listerner. An attentive one.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 10 a.m.

The word I was referring to earlier was "tjejlyssna" ( "chey-ly - as in 'coldly' - ss-nah") Please don't use it. It's an awful word.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:58 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LynnCSchreiber">@LynnCSchreiber Exactly. God, I was a horrible teenager.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:57 a.m.

Google imagesearch - why have you abandoned me????

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/monmd79">@monmd79 I hope the weather gets better! Have a good one.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ldsandford">@ldsandford "Tjejlyssna". But the word is horrible.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LynnCSchreiber">@LynnCSchreiber ..be it to a song, or a plce, or a habit just have a bigger impact on you.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LynnCSchreiber">@LynnCSchreiber Yeah, or music enthusiasts in general. When you're a teen, every emotion is so much stronger and the connections you form..

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/trudheim">@trudheim We all share a retarded love for certain songs!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:40 a.m.

http://twitter.com/trudheim">@trudheim Yeah, and that's why the word sucks, cause the behaviour isn't genderspecific!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/PeopleOfUK">@PeopleOfUK No, they keep their eyes open for new words in the blogosphere, twitter, media etc and then compile them!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/authmillenon">@authmillenon That's totally how I feel. if a songs rocking enough, I'll rock out to it as much as possible!

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:36 a.m.

http://twitter.com/emmajeans">@emmajeans Tjejlyssna : chey-ly (as in 'coldly') ss-nah.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:34 a.m.

http://twitter.com/PeopleOfUK">@PeopleOfUK Not so much promote them, but present them. "this is what we came up with this year"-sortofthing.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok I don't think so "girl listening" seemed to have a wider userspread (on blogs and stuff) than the one dude using "girl collecting"

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TonyEmmerson">@TonyEmmerson Are they any good? Maybe I should try them.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:29 a.m.

Now, I'm not a fan of the word, but I have been doing that exact thing with this song: http://t.co/DYQKJYNg">http://t.co/DYQKJYNg since last week.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:28 a.m.

The definition of that word is pretty much "listening to the same song over and over again for long periods of time".

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9:27 a.m.

About a year ago, the Swedish language-council presented a list of new swedish words. One of them was (roughly translated) "girl listening".

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9 a.m.

http://twitter.com/pvdp">@pvdp Is it weird that this grosses me out a bit more than it probably should?

@sweden May 8, 2012, 9 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ercanalkaya">@ercanalkaya And a good morning to you=)

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:54 a.m.

So when they heat up, they don't feel like mine any more. Like I'm suddenyl dealing with SOMEONE ELSE*S sweaty palms.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:54 a.m.

I hate it when my hands are bodytemperature. They're usually cold and clammy, like a hibernating frog...

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/trudheim">@trudheim Haha, doesn't sound very positive! Hope your day picks up.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik Yeah, Tudors got to snoozy for me.

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik I did, for a bit. Got tired about halfway into Anne Boyelyn

@sweden May 8, 2012, 8:33 a.m.


@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:52 p.m.

Time to turn in, good people of the Internet. You've been great. See you tomorrow!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BeckySJones">@BeckySJones Technically yes! A bit of a long walk, but yes.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TonyEmmerson">@TonyEmmerson I hate shopping, regardless of item. Why prolong the misery by eating?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TonyEmmerson">@TonyEmmerson I normally dont eat when I'm at Ikea, so I've never tried them. Try to get in and out of there as soon as possible.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter Yeah, get too drowsy if I shower in the morning.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:28 p.m.

In need to get this butt into the shower.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:28 p.m.

OMG, it's 11:30 already?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kinkymal">@kinkymal It's alright! I'm glad you told me!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kinkymal">@kinkymal Maybe I should hike up his pants a bit then =/

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YoCalleJo">@YoCalleJo Naw! Soo cute! What breed is it?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YoCalleJo">@YoCalleJo Nothing fancy. He does hate it when you mimic him tho. And he sounds like an old house in a storm when you clean his ears.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/epdevin">@epdevin However, a screendump will be coming up shortly!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/epdevin">@epdevin Trust me, I would - but using self-promotion on an account like this feel kind of wrong.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EccentricEllis">@EccentricEllis Everyone should have a direwolf.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/epdevin">@epdevin He's lousy at fetching and suchthings, but he is a great hugger and spooner.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/90WTC94">@90WTC94 That's what a big sister wants to hear!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/90WTC94">@90WTC94 My babysister's over there right now! You kiwis be good to her, now!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Syniqal">@Syniqal That's so cool, though!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RonnieRitter">@RonnieRitter After 12 hours, what I'm liking the most is the general interest, the huge response and everyone so far being super nice.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cataclysmicha">@cataclysmicha I love it. But I'm a history-buff.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CeciliaGarme">@CeciliaGarme So now I try to avoid haunted places.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CeciliaGarme">@CeciliaGarme I don't know. The paranormal fascinates me, but the one time I experienced paranormal activity - I nearly shat myself .

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:15 p.m.

Watching http://twitter.com/search?q=%23TheBorgias">#TheBorgias now. Cesare's got his kit off. Can't say I'm in any form of agony about that. Quite the contrary.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CeciliaGarme">@CeciliaGarme I dunno, the ghost-hunting specials I've seen of Borgvattnet haven't really been fruitful.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:10 p.m.

My lawd. You do come from allsorts of places, don't you! This is ridiculously cool.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/foolishbeing">@foolishbeing At least this week - I'm up to my ears with stuff to do. I'll get on it next week!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:04 p.m.

Tweeps! http://twitter.com/RonnieRitter">@RonnieRitter wanted me to ask you which countries you're tweeting from! Care to answer her?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok http://twitter.com/epdevin">@epdevin He smothers you with love and fur!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/foolishbeing">@foolishbeing Should be a link/and pics on my everyday-account; http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/foolishbeing">@foolishbeing http://twitter.com/kazarnowicz">@kazarnowicz Well, I suppose the phallicshaped torpedos do their part.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Watch game of thrones and you'll find out!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kazarnowicz">@kazarnowicz Pathetically senile sometimes, I am.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kazarnowicz">@kazarnowicz I never sent you the finished thing, right? get back to me next week, and I'll get on it! Just minor tweakings left.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Soft is the way to live.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:34 p.m.

Nero turns a blind eye when there are no direwolves on screen. Me, I stay for the dragons. http://t.co/PLWBH5UV">http://t.co/PLWBH5UV

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LilWoods_HTown">@LilWoods_HTown The north! And no, a visit to my sister-in-lust in CA is long overdue:)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim Deluding myself into thinking over 28 thousand people will like my tweets? My ego's not big enough for that.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MsMottram">@MsMottram That's your opinion, others seem to like it. I really don't mind, I'm just going about my tweets the way I normally do.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MsMottram">@MsMottram That's OK, I'm an aquired taste!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FSwarttouw">@FSwarttouw I thought this thing was getting old?;P

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ronindotca">@ronindotca no, aren't they called native-americans?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/johanjortso">@johanjortso We could start a posse - "the comfy crew".

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

My life really isn't interesting, mind you. But I like to think this twisted little mindscape of mine is.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/flintberg">@flintberg One can only hope for the sudden, all transforming magic event where everyone, everywhere becomes Snoop Dogg.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:09 p.m.

And if you're unlucky - give you a yeast infection.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:09 p.m.

Why the hell to they call them skinny-jeans anyway? All the do is make you feel fat.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

The minute I get home, I Harry Houdini my way out of my skinny-jeans and slip in to sweatpants. Transforming from human to - The SlobBlob.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

You know how Superman changes clothes in a phonebooth - tranforming himself from Clark Kent to the man of steel? I do something similar:

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:49 p.m.

Every now and then tho, to keep him guessing, I've hidden some candy in there (in the bedroom, not the vagina)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

Sometimes, I tell the BF that I want to show him something in the bedroom. And he always asks "is it your vagina?" It usually is.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

It's funny how something can turn icky by reversing gear. Stuff going into vaginas - porn. Stuff coming out of vaginas - OHMAGAWDTHEHORROR.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:41 p.m.

Going to watch Game of Thrones for dinner. Hoping to not experienceing a "crowning of smoke-assain" - moment this week though.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Blommisen">@Blommisen You have to start somewhere though.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

My burger-sense i tingling. Somewhere - in this house - a burger is being made.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani I get where you're coming from, but at the same time, some ppl might misunderstand the joke and take it for something it's not.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani But, J-pop america fun-time now does have the grounded teachercharacter, pointing out how rascist and scewed they percieved Jpn

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani Some of my animeloving friends were slightly offended tho=P

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani Yeah, Helga Lately! Not thir best, though.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Blommisen">@Blommisen we have ourselves. And that's where their opinions stem from.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Blommisen">@Blommisen Jokes based on sterotypes and nationality are often told from a perspective of privilige, and we rarely think about the privelege

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani Good comedy is rarely offensive, this is true.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani The Party? Is it a movie?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Bildjaveln">@Bildjaveln It's still kicking upwards. Sweden is pretty fucking privileged.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Blommisen">@Blommisen Comparing it so Sasha Baron Cohen is a moot point. Could Jakbob Öqvist tell the kind of jokes Özz Nüjen tells about kurds?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/embereye">@embereye I know, they're so hard to find these days=p

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Blommisen">@Blommisen That it's ok for Kutcher, a well-off white man to make fun of Indian-Americans?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FSwarttouw">@FSwarttouw What do you expect? We're just people. Can't be interesting all the time.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MeeraGhani">@MeeraGhani Too far, too schmar. Some people are offended, and they're negating what they're feeling.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:11 p.m.


@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

The panel, consisting of 4 people - and three of them are caucasian. All agreeing that Indian-Americans should't be offended.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 7:09 p.m.

Watching YT-clip where a swedish morning radio show talk about the Kutcher popchips ad. They all agree that "it's not racist".

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BattlePadre">@BattlePadre You might figure it out if you check out my everyday-account (@orchidpussy)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BattlePadre">@BattlePadre Nope, I leave the gaming to the BF. He so so much better at it.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BattlePadre">@BattlePadre In a magazine near you soon enough!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt He designs tee-prints every now and then, but has a dayjob as an IT-consultant.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/killua99">@killua99 Yeah, seems to surprise alot of people!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt We met at comic-school, actually.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:18 p.m.

My filthy workdtation. Time to draw comics! http://t.co/hhWjqvkT">http://t.co/hhWjqvkT

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt It is! He actually designed the print himself.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/laerm">@laerm I'm as real and average as you get!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 6:05 p.m.

And last but not least, the boyfriend (busy playing Sniper Elite 2) ; http://t.co/jmouX3fG">http://t.co/jmouX3fG

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TweetWeekNYC">@TweetWeekNYC Belgian shepherd, actually!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EntityJTNI">@EntityJTNI It's a Superman reference!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:46 p.m.

Might as well throw in a pic of the dog ON the balcony: http://t.co/UsbttuFg">http://t.co/UsbttuFg

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:45 p.m.

Next up, ladies and gents, I give you the view from my balcony: http://t.co/RXrqNumO">http://t.co/RXrqNumO

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:29 p.m.

I nicknamed my apartment "the fortress of solitude" for a reason.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:28 p.m.

Nero(the dog not to be confused with a Roman emperor) and the fortress walls that surround our buildning: http://t.co/AbapmwYd">http://t.co/AbapmwYd

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SirJolt">@SirJolt I'd enjoy that. I cannot resist an irish accent.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SirJolt">@SirJolt I wouldn't have it any other way;)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW He's a Belgian shepherd!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

For those of you that have yet to see the interior of a tram: http://t.co/Z7Q9oVyO">http://t.co/Z7Q9oVyO http://twitter.com/search?q=%23gothenburgftw">#gothenburgftw

@sweden May 7, 2012, 5 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter A belgian shepherd!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

God, I do love this city:

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:51 p.m.

Coming soon on http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden: Elin walks her dog. Expect pictures.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:51 p.m.

Time to leave the office and head home, tweeps. As we say in Sweden "no children are being made here".

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW You get nominated by fellow twitterers, in my case - the culprit seems to be a former curator: http://twitter.com/kazarnowicz">@kazarnowicz =)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Nope, advertising - to be an art director.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cockroaches_">@cockroaches_ As I don't even promote my own stuff on this account, it doesn't seem fair to promote others. Sorry. good luck, tho!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cockroaches_">@cockroaches_ That's supercool! Hope it goes well!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW I'm an intern! It's part of school, so I'm interning at the designdept of a company dealing with web/apps!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW No, that's for when I get home. Still att "work".

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cockroaches_">@cockroaches_ It's an awesome idea indeed.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Yeah, I thought that was what it was called, but google translated it and made the mistake of trusting what GT said.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW You know those kinds of leaves Julius Ceasar usually has on top of his head? That kind - only dried!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/avgrund">@avgrund Fangs! It's amazingly awesome!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Yeah, the beer. With large chunks of beef, potatoe, red onions, lotsa pepper, blackcurrant concentrate...

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Was that a decent answer?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Oh, that'll have to be Porter-stew.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW You and me both - but without the soda-part.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kazarnowicz">@kazarnowicz No way! Thank you! I was wondering who I should thank for this great honor!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 4:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik Feck, that was intended for someone else.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW Don't! It's all good!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik I do drink alot of coffee. And water, so I won't dehydrate completely.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OMGEddieFTW">@OMGEddieFTW I did indeed=p Lesson learned. It is my first day on the job though. Mistakes happen.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredrikW">@FredrikW I think of it more as an homage!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/philanthropizt">@philanthropizt Maybe it was just heavily critiqued then, for some of the homoerotic tones.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt And a speechbubble coming out of it saying something like "Look at me, I'm sooo greenishly purple!"

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok So, I chose the pink one to mix it up a little.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Wanted to do the toothbrush, or, actually, wanted to photograph entirely new pic, didn't have time.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt No, we didn't keep them! I have one of his clear in mind tho, a skinny, hairy, long dock with a giant mushroom-head.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

If I had no restraints, the http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden -feed would consits only of the awesome things you say to me. So much praise. My head might explode!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/philanthropizt">@philanthropizt Indeed he did. Well, that and for the horrible things he wrote about in "The Picture of Dorian Grey", if I'm not mistaken.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:42 p.m.

>eachother out. PLUS, it's fun to answer "cause that's what it fucking looks like" when asked. "Purplishpinky and spotted."

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:42 p.m.

A little game we had consisted of leaving tiny drawings of our foul genitals, looking more and more gruesome with each drawing to gross>

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:41 p.m.

And the nickname was given to me by a close friend whom I was living with at the time. I called him "Carrotcock".

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:40 p.m.

"And since then , I would have nothing to do with either orchids or pussies ever again". Loosely quoted, mind you.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

When describing what poor Oscar witnessed under her skirt, Oscar is said to have said: "It looked like an orchid. "

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

> know - prefered men. But as a teen, his father worried about him still being a virgin, so his father took him to a female prostitute.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:38 p.m.

Some of you have been asking what's up with my everyday twitnick (@orchidpussy ) and I'll tell you. The great man, Oscar Wilde, who you all>

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt Actually, it's far more sophistcated than that. I'll tweet the the story publicly now:

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shanda1701">@shanda1701 They're all great, actually. Kind, awesome nerds. My kind of people.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rina_1704">@rina_1704 I don't know! But if you wanna go there so badly, you should - regardless of what's happening!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shanda1701">@shanda1701 Funny, he said it all very tounge in cheek=)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HarrisonTalent">@HarrisonTalent And torture myself??? No, I'll keep showering before bedtime instead.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/subspeaker">@subspeaker I do that to pass gass inaudably.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Lord no! Retaliation is a-ok in my book. You need to be able to be playful in a relationship. I pants him constantly.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Will i/Won't i? Will he ever learn to lock the door? Staggering drama!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Haha, I keep the spark alive by walking in on him instead - refusing to close the door. Creates a sense of adventure!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 3:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Not neccessarily true; for the first three years of my current relationship - my bf masked his poops with showering.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bgawyeah">@bgawyeah Haha, noo! I couldn't to that to my colleagues.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Macotor">@Macotor It's just pure silliness on my part, I reckon.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Ikoof">@Ikoof I don't know. As a "people" we just don't see then need to fill silence with unneccessary conversation.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/daviddeckhim">@daviddeckhim That's a real luxury, you know - don't take it for granted! Albeit, quite hard for you on the weekends, I'm guessing.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

Knowing myself, it could take up to six months before the OCD-ish thoughts about "secrets listeners" quiet down.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

I've been interning at this place for about a month and a half now and still haven't found the courage to poop in the office.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abeim">@abeim Gotta love the positive spin on that one!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bgawyeah">@bgawyeah Oh, I prefer large cups.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/melhyria">@melhyria Not really! It's weird.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tommlie">@tommlie It is a nice complement to practically any activity.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AdeleInspired">@AdeleInspired I can't shower in the morning. The heat makes me too drowsy.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SamiClara_">@SamiClara_ Don't really drink energy-drinks, they all taste like battery-acid to me.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven Oh, also - I get migraines if I don't drink coffee.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Vassaste_Kniven">@Vassaste_Kniven For the taste and the possible placebo-effect.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

I'm immune to caffeine. I'm on my fifth cuppa coffee for today (about to get my sixth) and I'm still shit tired.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GLarAuna">@GLarAuna Sorry, must've only recieved one half of the (probably much longer) mention.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredericTonton">@FredericTonton Actually, the whole mentoring-business is for my "dayjob" as an intern in the designdept. of a web/app-company.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ribe6760">@ribe6760 He says it all very tounge-in-cheek!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DarkMatterzine">@DarkMatterzine Nah, he's supernice though - he says it very tounge-in-cheek. Thank god.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:15 p.m.

"You're completely right. Well spotted. It was a test."

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:15 p.m.

Whenever my mentor suggests something unnecessary, an element or whatever in a design and I point it out to him, his response is:

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredericTonton">@FredericTonton I like, totally AM doing comics! ;)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 2:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wingate32">@wingate32 AAa-a! Saviour of the universe!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anna_lise">@anna_lise Yes, One client wanted to hear me walk around in high heels during our talks. You get all sorts!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ccourtne">@ccourtne You are most welcome. Someone has to put their foot down.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GLarAuna">@GLarAuna or for the language we speak.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anna_lise">@anna_lise You'll make the most in your first month, after that you'll have a bunch of regulars with the occasional newcomer (pun intened)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anna_lise">@anna_lise > want to try out the new girl, so don't deal with fetishes you're uncomfortable with. You don't have to.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anna_lise">@anna_lise 5.) Be eager to please. 6) Be quick to respond. 7) Prepare to get your fair share on vanilla. 8.) Everyone's going to want to>

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anna_lise">@anna_lise > Not everyone's cut out to hear the sounds of stange men wanking for several hours a day. 4) Have a good imagination.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anna_lise">@anna_lise 1.) be unemplyed and desperate. 2) It helps to not be a virgin, but a good imagination could get a virgin through. 3.) Try it >

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jhclutter">@jhclutter Of course I do! I'm a social recluce who stays at home drawing most of the time. Attention is like sunshine to me.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RNS_C">@RNS_C Someday, I don't feel comfortable (read: good enough) to write scripts by myself yet, but I'll happily work with writers.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RNS_C">@RNS_C No, but nerdy in another fashion - I plan to get the shape that's mostly ascribed to Atlantis: http://t.co/Tk2MLcaF">http://t.co/Tk2MLcaF

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tommlie">@tommlie Oh, so many different things - if you have Spotify I could send you the link to my profile and let you frolic in my playlists.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/monsterfisk">@monsterfisk Haha, it's a ton of fun so- I certainly couldn't blame the one who tries.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RNS_C">@RNS_C Longtime fan. Read fucktons of it as a child - not so much anymore. I have another one in mind for my next b-day on the other wrist.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/monsterfisk">@monsterfisk I can only answer for myself, but I'm just too darn honest to do that.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN have too many other things that need inking, I'm afraid - on a less hectic week, I'd happily oblige.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RNS_C">@RNS_C Yes, that's the one _ he has a "nemesis" - The Singh Pirate Brotherhood, what's on my wrist is their symbol.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RNS_C">@RNS_C It was a birthday-present for myself. Got it in South Africa, it's comicrelated - ever heard of the Phantom?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/killua99">@killua99 Yours isn't half-bad either!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:09 p.m.

Who knew!? RT http://twitter.com/jbowtie">@jbowtie: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Why... it looks exactly like a salad inside a man! Perhaps women really *are* people after all! ;)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:06 p.m.

Exactly what every feminist longs to hear. RT http://twitter.com/mreuroguy">@mreuroguy: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden you are a cute feminist

@sweden May 7, 2012, 1:01 p.m.

This is what a salad inside a feminist looks like: http://t.co/xP9BUnAb">http://t.co/xP9BUnAb

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/arkley16">@arkley16 No, I found moaning for longer periods of time was exhausting enough to give an authentic panting feel!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

Everyone knows what a salad looks like. I don't have to show you.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

If you're waiting for a photo of my salad - you're going to be disappointed. I don't do food photos.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:14 p.m.

At casa de Orchidpussy, crisps and dip dinners are actually a thing.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mickael_L">@Mickael_L I have no clue, I'm an advertisingstudent who sucks at selfpromotion.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:09 p.m.

Hence, compensate whenever teh fuck I can.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:09 p.m.

Now, out to get some lunch! I'm thinking salad, otherwise my arteries might explode. A balanced diet isn't my forte when in inking-mode.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 12:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik Yes, you knew, and Björn and Jonas knew - the rest - not so much!

@sweden May 7, 2012, noon

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt I have actually been pondering to shave this non-haircut of mine off. Going blue might be the next logical step!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/richardksmith">@richardksmith Since I live in Gothenburg - here. But also, any kind of arkipelago you can find, be it north or south.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:53 a.m.

To some of my colleagues, this phone sex business is totally new, following me here has givem them a new impression of me, indeed.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt A doctor manhattan scenario would be optimal. You know, without having to be blown into smithereens.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/richardksmith">@richardksmith In Norrland/Lapland (the higher you go) basically from june to the beginning of august, I think.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:44 a.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt It's stuff like this that makes me crave and identical twin. identical in every kind of way.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

Will have to become the inking equivalent to Lucky Luke, and ink faster than my own shadow.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

Just got word from my editor that the comic you've just seen some panels from needs to be finished now-now-now. HECTIC!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/FizaIsa">@FizaIsa > so much easier to do digitally. So it saves me alot of time.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/FizaIsa">@FizaIsa Yes. I used to work with ink, but when diving into the world of freelace, obeying to all the clients requested changes just got >

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johanjortso">@johanjortso Nope! Hit me with a link!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johanjortso">@johanjortso Just start by drawing what's around you! or whatever you think will look cool.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt I think you're going to have to be more specific about what is supposedly challenging? Don't really follow.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EccentricEllis">@EccentricEllis Damn, he totally does! My crush on Aladdin while young and impressionable obviously had an impact.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johanjortso">@johanjortso Hey, just look at xkcd - sometimes a stick figure is all you need.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johanjortso">@johanjortso Yes, but everyone starts out from the same place - it's not like artistic talent is genetic or anything.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 11 a.m.

http://twitter.com/djausdrpercnopt">@djausdrpercnopt Exactly - if it's not challenging you - then why bother?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/FizaIsa">@FizaIsa It pays OK, but you definately make more bucks when you're the new voice on the block.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:58 a.m.

http://twitter.com/FizaIsa">@FizaIsa I don't do it anymore, and you're anonymous - you're normally given 3 characters to play, with an age-variety.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jinnee79">@jinnee79 NOOOOOOOOOOO! When will this end!???

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MasterZap">@MasterZap The reason I don't tweet in eng. is because it feels pretentious to me, with such a strong majority in swedish followers.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:39 a.m.

Your body will take "youthful" as a cue to make you break out in zits.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:39 a.m.

Kids, whatever you do. Don't ever think "I've got real youthful skin for almost 28".

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP Likewise, and thank you!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion That's cool! The shape seems very logical for travel in general!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:34 a.m.

http://twitter.com/anthony_p_c">@anthony_p_c Right?! You can't improve on stuff you're not doing.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Livsnaturist">@Livsnaturist Hehe, I like the way your mind works. (I don't condonce murder/suchthings tho. Just to clarify)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP My thoughts exactly. A child should be wanted.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP God, yes. I got knocked up...2-3 yrs ago. It was a real... John Hurt-moment for me. I felt like I was being invaded.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN You can find links/screendumps on my everyday-account: http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy ! Will be posting screendumps and stuff on here too tho.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

Just don't tell anyone - or we'll be out of jobs.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

It's a wellkept secret how easy drawing actually is, all you have to do is practice, practice, practice.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:26 a.m.

To all of you who commend me on my drawings, thank you! But you know, you could do it too!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion Of course you can! You just need to practice!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP It seriously gives me nightmares.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EccentricEllis">@EccentricEllis Both! After a six year-hiatus I've gone back to drawing comics again!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP You do, and that's a problem. BUT - at least the abortion-option is part of the NHS. Unlike in the U.S..

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/HaudIgnota">@HaudIgnota And not "beaver" as a similie to a sexueal organ.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/HaudIgnota">@HaudIgnota Haha, I think my period's a couple of weeks away... can't make guarantees about the frustration-part tho. Busy beaver this week.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EccentricEllis">@EccentricEllis Telling you - best ice-breaker ever.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP Two seasons of really good sex ed, on BBC no less. That's a good stately inititive.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Erica_Jane_MP">@Erica_Jane_MP Opting out of sex-ed is a baad idea. However, I did watch "The sex education (?)" - show and foubnd it to be really good!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kungfoosion">@kungfoosion I hope I can live up to your expectations!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN Started working early, the janitor-position was at age 15-16. Changing/trying new jobs is fairly normal when young, methinks.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/peiyuuchan">@peiyuuchan Haven't read the HP-books, but like the films - LOVE Sherlock, despite Moffat's ability to repeat himself/themes.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 That's awesome that you got to do both!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/StudyInSweden">@StudyInSweden Burträsk! It's about 100 kms from Umeå, and 40 kms from Skellefteå.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:02 a.m.

You take different things with you from different experiences. That's all it is.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 10:01 a.m.

Now, working as a phone sex operator for about a year doesn't exactly define me as a person. I've also worked as a janitor, a nurse...

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/StudyInSweden">@StudyInSweden Of course not, it was a job I had. I've also worked as a janitor - that defined me just as much.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/robodog888">@robodog888 The last I heard - snowy! However, here in Gothenburg - it's springtime!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:58 a.m.

http://twitter.com/DanBratt99">@DanBratt99 Isn't it considered erotica when the arousal is word-based?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lawik">@lawik Don't fix it if it ain't broke.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN As long as it's well-timed.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LowGmaN">@LowGmaN Well I kinda had to talk during that time of my life, but there are moments when silence is most effecient whilst phonesexing.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:54 a.m.

http://twitter.com/SirWB">@SirWB Yeah, i decides to go with pink so there will no confusion as to what my gender is =P (no, jk. Just like the color)

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/fem_pire">@fem_pire Thank you, hopefully you will!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/mareetsyo">@mareetsyo Hardcore Whovian right here.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:47 a.m.

Good, this account is a monster - I'm so excited to be doing this and with the flood of awesome mentions I seem unable to focus on work!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/henriok">@henriok Teehee. Nah, i'm nice, right?

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/johnmcc">@johnmcc I do, I've lived here since 2007 and I love it. So beautiful. And everyone's so nice and open.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:44 a.m.

http://twitter.com/SirWB">@SirWB It's a lipgloss from MUS, but I can't remember the name of it, sorry.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:43 a.m.

Being from the northern parts of Sweden, I've perfected the subtle art of shutting the hell up.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RNS_C">@RNS_C I do! You'll find links and pics on my everyday-account: http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/SpinelessLib">@SpinelessLib I think swedes in general have a more relaxed relationship with their sexuality, yes.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/SwedishMoon">@SwedishMoon Thank you! I hope I won't disappoint!

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:38 a.m.

Now, talking dirty isn't my only talent - I also liek to draw and paint. In fact, I prefer drawing to talking.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/harodani">@harodani Haha, I had no idea people took issue with that. But no worries, I won't try to arouse my followers. Unless I get paid, that is.

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:35 a.m.

Now, I found the most efficient way to break the introductory ice is to divulge my past as a phone sex operator, so with that said...

@sweden May 7, 2012, 9:32 a.m.

Hello world! I'll be http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden this week! Normally, I go by http://twitter.com/orchidpussy">@orchidpussy but hopefully - this rose by any other name will smell just as sweet.