was @sweden 2017-09-11 to 2017-09-18

My real account on Twitter is @fotbollsdamp. I love football and everything that comes with it. First-class immigrant and proud Malmö FF supporter! This week I’ll be talking about what it’s like living in Malmö and being a football supporter in Sweden.

Fotbollsdamp's Feed

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:16 p.m.

I bet my employee @BethardSverige is proud of me. Worlds best bettingsite!

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:14 p.m.

My last tweet here: Take care people. Never let Russian/American nazi- troll get you down, they're pathetic. Love.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

Dude i know Heaton, he creates memes.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

Yeah hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha No. Moron.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:09 p.m.

Dude you create memes Hahahahah life well spent

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

I bet you have many friends. Online. With fake- avatars.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:06 p.m.


@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

If we just blocked internet from USA and Russia, the world would be a safer place

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

RT @molcandr: @sweden Lots of anime people talking about rape.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

Like your parents effort to raise you

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

RT @Larsskou: @sweden - That would be about one third of Trumps current supporters.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

"I WOULD NEVER TRAVEL TO RAPE-SWEDEN!!"- said every broke white male living at his parents home

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:54 p.m.

99% of the worlds internet troll are from Russia and USA. Congrats

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

@Amish_Drive_By So sad :( hope your mom is proud

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:46 p.m.

RT @TheShekh: @sweden Stop it. You're making too much sense

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

Slayed troll. Back to your microwave pizza

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:44 p.m.

Every moron out there, read. Thanks

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

@Amish_Drive_By Please dont wake up tomorrow

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

Rape is not counted the same in Sweden as the other countries

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

Yeah, you have No idea what you're talking about. Moron.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 5:14 p.m.

Omg how odd! Nazi troll on internet?! CRAYCRAY!

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 12:52 p.m.

I did not confront @realDonaldTrump , It's not nice to mock people dumber than yourself

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

Oh a troll having opinions about a country they never visited, how unique! Please tell me more, how's your wife/sis…

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 12:45 p.m.

We've had some fun didn't we? Slayed some racists, mocked some trolls and showed that this account is not only "mellanmjölk" and boring

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 12:39 p.m.

I'll miss you too my german schnitzelmaister

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

Well what do we have here? Another Captain Obvious?!

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

Could we just gather around and give my friend @simonpalsson our support? He just found out that his bf is a @HelsingborgsIF supporter

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 11:14 a.m.

LIVE PICTURE: Swedish team @Hammarbyfotboll arriving in Malmö to play @Malmo_FF later today

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 10:44 a.m.

RT @dotsmy: @sweden You've smashed it buddy! Well done!

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

RT @Nissvik: @sweden You have done well for a football person.

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

RT @LauraBeye: @sweden Please stay one more week ! Snälla ! Who do we have to troll for that ? @SweInstitute ? @visitsweden ? Pleaaaaaase !…

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

RT @opanaught: @sweden You've brought a different angle here, compared to all the fika & animals -people, so despite not liking sports, I'v…

@sweden Sept. 17, 2017, 9:17 a.m.

Good morning from wonderful Sweden! My last day here on this troll-magnet account. How have I done so far?

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 5:49 p.m.

Ex- pro football player Kim Källström scored a SCREAMER against Örebro today.

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

In Sweden, everyone is waiting for the famous 'Julmust'. It'a NOT the same as 'påskmust'.

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 1 p.m.

I want to be like you when I grow up

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 1 p.m.

In Swedens 2nd highest league, @DalkurdFF is fighting for advancement and @GefleIF for survival! Great game! DON'T…

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 12:17 p.m.

According to @ForzaFootball and their AMAZING app, Örebro player Ayaz injured. Key player!

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 10:30 a.m.

RT @whoisjosh24: This dude is one of the best Swedes on the account so far.

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

RT @BabilonaK: @sweden I'll be honouring the age old Swedish tradition of getting hammered on a Saturday. And watching football.

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 9:17 a.m.

I'm so sorry you have to spend your Saturday on hockey :(

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 9:14 a.m.

No worries, they're quite easy to slay. Thanks thou!

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 9:12 a.m.

OMG!!!!!! Tell him/her Hello from me!

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 9:11 a.m.

No, I dont believe in fairytales

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 9:11 a.m.

Cool mate. You should dream about a childhood where your parents were present and raised you instead of watching yo…

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 9:03 a.m.

People believe in god so..... Yeah

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 9:03 a.m.

Now THAT'S the spirit! You go girl!

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 8:58 a.m.

Today I'm going to watch @DIF_Fotboll against Örebro. Intersting game where DIF could put some serious pressure on @Malmo_FF

@sweden Sept. 16, 2017, 8:55 a.m.

Saturday you wonderful Saturday. What are you guys up to today? Alt-right people don't answer, hating and being generally stupid isn't cool

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

RT @mpawlo: I guess it is that time of the day when we check what @Sweden's current account curator @Fotbollsdamp's been up to. https://t.c…

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

RT @HelenaWade_: My favourite example of an innovative marketing campaign by @VisitSweden to let citizens show their Sweden to the world. #…

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

RT @jeanettearon: @sweden Not often, but could not resist today, friday and a small celebration to celebrate! ☺ #lösgodis #nomnomnom. https…

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

RT @1azylizzie: @sweden I love it when people who have probably never stepped foot in Sweden tell us about the country we live 😂

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 9:27 a.m.

Yeah you got me there. True mate. Great job Dr Phil

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 9:18 a.m.

Why do male racist always have a picture of a woman? Maybe that's as close as a female companion they'll ever have?

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 9:13 a.m.

I can tell by your spelling that you are a man with low IQ and that your parents hardly talk to you anymore

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:55 a.m.

Oh trust me, there will be plenty of schnitzeling on friday evening

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:54 a.m.

RT @helenplatt: @niannelynn @sweden Crisp bowl at the ready for this evening! 😄

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:52 a.m.

Oh please, come to Sweden, we would be so honored to have you and your crap opinions here, please, we beg you

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:51 a.m.

Now "fredagsmys" could be either chips and some worthless show on @TV4 or for some lucky ones, It's schitnzel- time in the bed

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:49 a.m.

In Sweden this i called "Brist på annat", It's when you are offended by something irrelevant

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:47 a.m.

The negative thing about Fredagsfika is that you have to listen to everyones boring plans for the weekend. "OH THAT SOUNDS FUN!"

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:47 a.m.

In Sweden there is usually something called "Fredagsfika", It's the day that the company or somebody at the company brings cake for everyone

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 8:19 a.m.

RT @immigrantsweden: When I refuse to accept that every Friday people have "tacos" for dinner in @sweden #tacofredag…

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 7:54 a.m.

8-17 but more companies within IT, web etc got more FLEX.

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:59 a.m.

RT @Permo_B: @sweden Don't forget the Swedish fika at 14:00!!! And sytembolaget at 16:00 when you are officially on kundbesök

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:48 a.m.

RT @matlin: @korveliten @sweden Vodka, not whiskey. Or "brännvin" as it's called here. ✌

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:48 a.m.

Is that.... ginger and lemon? If so, does anyone know that you are a very special man?

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:45 a.m.

RT @LauraBeye: @sweden Just woke up here in Paris. But I'm on vacation. Going back to bed. Unoffended 😉

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:41 a.m.

Spoiler, tomorrow is going to be just like yesterday, the world is still a crazy place with two babies on each cont…

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:40 a.m.

Probably made in China?! NOW THAT'S OFFENSIVE!

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:36 a.m.

He is what we call "Äkta bror" in Sweden

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:33 a.m.

Give it some time... should we say... 11.30?

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:33 a.m.

Omg mate... That's like... a BIG bag haha

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:32 a.m.

I'm really great! Looking forward to have some serious conversations with normal, friendly and positive alt-right t…

@sweden Sept. 15, 2017, 6:27 a.m.

GOOOOOD MORGON as we say in Swedish! Friday, last working day if you have a "office job"! How is everyone doing this morning? Offended yet?

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:14 p.m.

Arsenal are playing away at Emirates against Köln tonight!

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:42 p.m.

This is translated "I love to come for dinner"

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

RT @Yorgi_: At this rate, this @sweden account overtake thing is going to start WWIII.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:06 p.m.

Correct because Zlatan is not human

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

Hi @norway , do you remember when you had a national footballer called Carew? He said that he was better than Zlatan. Hahahahahahahahahaaha

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:49 p.m.

RT @galenmental: Thursday already, and @Sweden hasn't dragged @norway to the square once! #letshaveit

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

I'm so happy for the Swedish prince and princess for their succesful charity foundation, "Ge aldrig upp"- VLOGG

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

RT @_MrMadness_: @sweden @The1EvilBacon har jobbat på kommun å kan instämma att det ser ut såhär.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 2:32 p.m.

In Sweden, this is what we call "Kommunalt anställd"

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 11:28 a.m.

RT @LundqvistX: @sweden As a Swede currently sitting on a bus I can confirm that this is 100% true.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 11:28 a.m.

Please vote for me as "Svenska hjältar".

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 11:03 a.m.

Are you talking about new or Old Ullevi?

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 11:03 a.m.

There is 17 pts between our teams... Cmon mate

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:53 a.m.

RT @helenplatt: @sweden But if you do well, are rich and want a better life for others you are a "SOSSE" and "JÄVLA HYCKLARE"

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:52 a.m.

In Stockholm, they are so bored that they new ways of how to bake a semla each year and everyone is thrilled. It's called "Kioskmongo"

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

In Sweden, you are not allowed to do well in life or be rich. It's called being a "MODERATJÄVEL!!!"

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

RT @MagnusMosen: Alltså vem kan ta över @sweden efter fotbollsdamp? Han är så jävla mycket Malmö. Stolt.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:43 a.m.

RT @sinitsin37: @sweden It is also frowned upon to stand on the left side of an escalator. If you do, other people are allowed to hit you w…

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:35 a.m.

Hahahahahhhaah Karl you boring boring man :)

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:24 a.m.

RT @hellraisin: @alp10022 @sweden Newsflash: Gay men can father children like most other men can. It's not like we're impotent. Just not in…

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:22 a.m.

RT @antifatwa: @sweden can you ask these homophobes, why do straight people keep giving birth to gay children?

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:21 a.m.

He must have been disappointed when you arrived then.. christ mate, read a book, date a human, smile.. you need to…

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:18 a.m.

If your dad could afford a condom you wouldnt be here either...... but here we are!

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND DONE! Niklas got won the internet

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

No just morons. All supremacists are morons, regardless of their belief

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:14 a.m.

RT @jaredlives: *Starts researching how to apply for Swedish citizenship*

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:13 a.m.

@ptullmar Detta året ska jag fan ha.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:13 a.m.

RT @ptullmar: @sweden I know you prefer lussekatter. Soon it is time for lussekatt invite again.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:12 a.m.

Ofc there is racism in Sweden? I have but only by drunk morons

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:07 a.m.

I can tell you where to shove that kanelbulle

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:06 a.m.

I might be a bit... crazy but if I had to defend this country or its citizens in war, well yeah, line me the fuck up.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:05 a.m.

I also want to send out a special thanks to sports culture. Football more specific. I was raised by supporters of many shapes n forms

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:04 a.m.

I have done my military service, got my education, paying my taxes and giving back to the country but I will never, EVER, be "jante"

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10:03 a.m.

All jokes aside, Sweden is the best country in the world. I wasn't born here but was embraced like it when me and my family came here ->

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 10 a.m.

In Sweden, you are not allowed to have too much done. It's called "Nädu, så kul ska vi inte ha det".

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 9:57 a.m.

In Sweden, it is forbidden to sit next to another person on public transportation.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:29 a.m.

How alt-right trolls are coming at me and how it usually ends

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:28 a.m.

So, are we done for this morning now? What a start eh?!

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:24 a.m.

Dude you're from Sundsvall, That's like the sales- section at Walmart after the christmas sale, Calm down

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:18 a.m.

Is that near that psychiatric hospital?

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:15 a.m.

Well I'm not, I'm representing someone that lives in Sweden and I'm only rude towards coward troll. Easy.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:10 a.m.

Buhu someone is not what I hoped for on the internet, my life sucks, i hate everyone.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:09 a.m.

The best thing about bullying troll on Twitter is that they are so dumb, and lucky for me, I'm the master at troll- slaying. STAND IN LINE!!

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:07 a.m.

In your case , that COULD make you smarter

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:04 a.m.


@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 8:02 a.m.

Just got email by the Swedish insitute.. I'll be gone by 8.10 y'all. Sorry for the short time here! Take care!

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:57 a.m.

Please tell me more about things you don't like

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:54 a.m.

Alt-right ppl pinging me, Let me make one thing clear, I care more about my toiletpaper after I've wipped my ass than your opinion

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:51 a.m.

Dude That's Lamotte.. Hahahahha its like getting your source from Kat Williams. Go back to bed mate

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:45 a.m.


@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:15 a.m.

RT @tessdangerdavis: Sweden is on FIRE this week and you should follow if you don't already.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:14 a.m.

RT @treylw89: @sweden you're feeding the trolls a lot tonight. please continue, its getting pretty good.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:03 a.m.

RT @Krabbish: @M_Muffington @sweden I wonder who's butthurt; the guy making a bad joke or the guy crying about "silencing of critics". 🤔

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 7:03 a.m.

RT @Krabbish: @M_Muffington @sweden I wonder who's butthurt; the guy making a bad joke or the guy crying about "silencing of critics". 🤔

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:57 a.m.

Great comeback mate, you made Connor Mcgregor look boring

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:54 a.m.

Being gay is not something bad mate... grow up, move out of your patents house and make friends. Or stand in front…

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:53 a.m.

Funny how every account that I insult here on Twitter got a fake avatar..........................

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:51 a.m.

Congrats mate, you just made it to the Republican party!

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:50 a.m.

RT @sagastaki: Awww yeah...this is going to be great!

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:49 a.m.

RT @sweden: Me when I got access to this account

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:48 a.m.

Dude I joked about you deleting your account and you act like i was Kim Jong un Hahahahaha, eat your breakfast and…

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:45 a.m.

Oh I'm so sorry mate, please Let me know how I could serve you better by deleting your account

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:39 a.m.

This is why you're not invited to parties

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:36 a.m.

I can promise you that the person you are interupting with your bad breath and bad hair has seen you and did NOT want to talk to you

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:35 a.m.

Gooood morning everyone! When travelling to work in Sweden, don't make contact with ANYONE when they are listening to music, It's NOT ok.

@sweden Sept. 14, 2017, 6:31 a.m.

@frokensvarare Tung är du. Ses i dimman, dags att väcka alla lättkränkta

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 9:47 p.m.

@frokensvarare Läget love!!!!! Längesen!!!

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 9:45 p.m.

Russian fans celebrating new years eve with the referee... bad idea.

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 7:41 p.m.

Me when I got access to this account

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 7:33 p.m.

Is "less is more" still a trend? If so....

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

I'll be watching this game tonight! CMON YOU GERMANS!!!!

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 5:14 p.m.

The same thing I do with troll like you, don't care

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 5:01 p.m.

This is me every time jehovah witness knock on my door

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 4:53 p.m.

RT @andreasrolen: Woop Woop! The guy who is @sweden this week is a huge football fan and love @ForzaFootball #forzafootball #gbgtech #footb…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 3:43 p.m.

This is the most angry man in Sweden. Also known as "kränkt"

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

RT @jpmgoncalves: @sweden @Hammarbyfotboll Of course. So many Championship Manager 02/03 games that I've started on Allsvenskan. Really lik…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:56 p.m.

RT @JennyGrenander: @sweden @ForzaFootball på nivån snabbare än radiosporten och Cmore vid tillfälle...

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

RT @ForzaFootball: @Sweden knows what’s up. Thank you home country! And if you like free healthcare and education, make sure to give Sweden…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

RT @JakobDoyon: @sweden @SteveAngello @Avicii @marcusschossow @DrAlbanOfficial Did you know the greatest invention ever, the "osthyvel" was…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

Did you know that @Hammarbyfotboll still exist?

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

Did you know that the worlds best music is produced in Sweden? @SteveAngello @Avicii @marcusschossow @DrAlbanOfficial

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

Did you know that the worlds best football player is Swedish? His name is @Ibra_official

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

Did you know that the worlds best real estate agent is Swedish? His name is @FredrikEklundNY

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:42 p.m.

Did you know that the new AVATAR- game is created in Sweden? Created by @UbiMassive

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:41 p.m.

Did you know that the worlds best and fastest livescore app is created by Swedes? If you like sports, check it out here @ForzaFootball

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:25 p.m.

RT @dotsmy: @sweden Hiya! I don't care about football but I just wanted to say nice job actively ignoring the trolls. You're great. That's…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:24 p.m.

RT @Kelmeling: A hot question asked by the official Sweden account. The only way forward is to drop the monopoly to secure both control and…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:23 p.m.

RT @Kelmeling: @sewviolets @sweden Control is needed, but not by upholding a monopoly. A licensing regime is the only way to both have cont…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 1:22 p.m.

Which game will you be watching today? Champions League!!!

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 11:22 a.m.

Does your country have a state monopoly on gambling? Sweden does and It's getting questioned now. Keep or drop?

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 8:05 a.m.

RT @SweMFA: We are putting the spotlight on women who have paved the way for peace. Next up: Leymah Gbowee. #MoreWomenMorePeace https://t.c…

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 8:02 a.m.

@EdwardPorter Could we please talk about it?

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 8 a.m.

Okey Troll, you will be missed. Like gonorrhea

@sweden Sept. 13, 2017, 7:29 a.m.

Hi @Apple , is it true that you can donate your kidney for a iPhone X? My friend Freddan said that

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

RT @Ludvigsart: I fucking hat soccer but I like this guy. 😂

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:39 p.m.

RT @nathbrgstrm: @Fcukyuocnuu @sweden Crawl back under whatever stone you came out from, this is an argument you'll never be able to win. /…

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:35 p.m.

RT @spacednik: @sweden nope, but I heard stuff about it on like the interwebs and very reliable white supremacist you guys a…

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:35 p.m.

RT @Gazymodo: @Fcukyuocnuu @sweden Read how statistics are done before putting numbers

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:33 p.m.

That's terrorism, not violence in general. You could also point out countries unwilling to help syrian refugees....…

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:31 p.m.

RT @Gazymodo: @Fcukyuocnuu @sweden Already driving in Poland is risking your life

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:30 p.m.

He said Poland Hahahahahhahahaha poland got no dangerous areas at all Hahahahahah

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:29 p.m.

RT @nathbrgstrm: @sweden I lived in PL for almost eleven years - I call bs on this one. Lol

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:25 p.m.

Yes! Finally @Saab announced their new stick blender

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:23 p.m.

Dude Hahahahahahahhaha hahahahahahhahahahahahha

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

No truth at all. Some areas are more dangerous than others but please name one country without thug- parts

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:15 p.m.

Have you ever been to Sweden? Swedes please don't answer

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:09 p.m.

RT @BabilonaK: @sweden Gotta be honest. I'm unfollowing when your week is up, can't stand the "kanelbulle and fika are the best things in S…

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:06 p.m.

iPhone X will cost more than 10.000SEK. That's like......... too much. BRING BACK NOKIA 3310

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:03 p.m.

My next phone will be a @oneplus

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:03 p.m.

RT @SheepDog_13: @sweden Fyfan, baconsnacks is the way to go!!!

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:02 p.m.

So Apple just announced...... nothing nice... their time is running out

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:57 p.m.

I won't argue against you but that smile thou..... OKAY MOLLY YOUR'RE RIGHT

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:54 p.m.

I'm not a mean guy, i just dont care about what people think about what I write.. quite easy..

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:53 p.m.

FYI, this account has gained 1300 followers since yesterday. So.... straight up the dajmkryss

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:51 p.m.

Come back on monday if you want to read about the new butterfly discovered in Sweden or how great oatmeal is for your rectum

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:50 p.m.

I'm @fotbollsdamp and Twitter created the block/unfollow- function because of me so please, save your crying for church

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:46 p.m.

Classic random guy, in Sweden we call this "Förstoppad fjant"

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:45 p.m.

Get your medal at the exit... "ive followed buhu"

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:43 p.m.

There is a very important game in Swedish second highest league, superettan right not! @IFBP vs @HelsingborgsIF , both in top- fight!

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:41 p.m.

Speaking of looking like an ass.......................

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

Random people online commenting that they are blocking/unfollowing accounts on Twitter... Please.. PLEASE, Nobody cares. Really. NOBODY

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:31 p.m.

My friend Freddan will be here any minute now. Guess what he is bringing as snacks? Fläsksvål. Extremly nasty

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

RT @FakeEmmanuel: Funny, it's the other way around in the US. There's a whole party of them! #LOLRepublicans

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

RT @StumpyPickle: @sweden In the UK they're the same thing.

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

RT @zedmechanicsm8: @sweden In France, politicians are comedians. But they are still worthless tho.

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 6:35 p.m.

In Sweden we have more worthless comedians than politicians

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

RT @Lettybird: @sweden @Trafikbefalet Half of the UK is wondering if it's worth the trip to pick it up 🤔🤔🤔

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

Police in Sweden are looking for someone that forgot to pick up their beer in central Stockholm. Is that you? Ping…

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

This is how we do when having a bbq in Sweden. Neeoo is working at Shawarma King in Malmö

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 4:31 p.m.

RT @dean_geno: @sweden No the worst thing is having to talk to your kid's friends stupid parents.

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 3:57 p.m.

Face filled with boogers and more food around your mouth than @50cent before he lost weight

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 3:56 p.m.

I mean jeez, i dont care about your red car mate, its exactly the same car as yesterday... dementia much?

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 3:55 p.m.

The worst thing about having kids is that you have to talk to other peoples annoying kids when picking up from daycare

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 2:25 p.m.

In Sweden, adults wear jeans with holes.. That's how bored we are

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 12:59 p.m.

Sure Kitman, what level are we talking about here?

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 12:55 p.m.

One time that genius of a man came to my house with his face painted with MFF- colors. Problem? They were not playing that day

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 12:51 p.m.

Going to watch Champions League with my mate Freddan today. He is always standing up with his hand on his chest when the anthem plays

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 12:19 p.m.

Its not and it should be sentensed with..... DEATH!

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 12:18 p.m.

Someone just did what everyone else wants to do when someone at a party starts playing Wonderwall on a guitar

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 12:08 p.m.

"Bring your kid to work"- day in Greece

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 12:07 p.m.

Internet troll trying to judge another internet troll... MURICA!!!!!

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 11:31 a.m.

Marry some whitetrash from Göteborg and get in due marriage

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 11:30 a.m.

Sorry mate, I only watch sports... my dear @ellinorakeson is your go to person for that

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 11:07 a.m.

When it comes to immigrant integration there is a clear statement: Sports and supporter culture does more than any political desicion. Ever.

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 10:57 a.m.

Our HR- guy at work when talking about random stuff nobody cares about

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

Me starting every morning and how it usually ends

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 10:34 a.m.

RT @poremetej: @thepublibrarian @sweden I can see you guys have never been to Bosnia

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 10:33 a.m.

RT @thepublibrarian: @sweden Believe me ,UK politicians are the worst

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 10:30 a.m.

This is just about it... Swedish voters are saying that our politicians suck.

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 10 a.m.

Btw, if you are from Sweden and love football, I just did a podcast with the sports director of @DalkurdFF at , GO!

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 9:21 a.m.

RT @tolvis: @sweden @poptonten I would pay good money to see this.

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 9:20 a.m.

There is a Harry Potter- musical coming up in Stockholm and our famous singer and AIK- supporter @poptonten will be playing Harry himself!

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 9:11 a.m.

Great observation mate, you should run for president

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 9:01 a.m.

RT @LauraSpitalniak: Sweden is mocking us (for good reason)

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:32 a.m.

Not until It's on Jerry Springer right? THEN IT'S REAL!!!

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:30 a.m.

We call that kind of guy "Mellanmjölk". Someone that only goes with the flow and doesnt make too much noise

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:27 a.m.

As always, Swedish media is so focused on what Trump and Kim Dingaling does that they sometimes forget that our current government is shaky

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 8:16 a.m.

RT @alexgabriel_i: @Jazinovic @sweden But can you find julmust during Easter? If that's so, then Swedish capitalism is misleading yet pleas…

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:40 a.m.

Yesterdays big winner Kerim Mrabti together with @viktorado . Viktor just won "Min stora dag"- prize this day

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 7:01 a.m.

Great question... some swede that could assist me with this question?

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 6:37 a.m.

Good morning everyone! We've got Champions League tonight so lets go! Did everyone have a nice sleep? Working to be nice here...

@sweden Sept. 12, 2017, 6:35 a.m.

RT @GustavvEngvall: @DIFHockeyse @sweden 😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

That's all for today folks! I know you love me like @IFKGoteborg loves taxfraud. See you guys tomorrow!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

Love it when they ask famous supporters what they think about the game. Involving everyone! Jan Fares is a great guy

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:59 p.m.

RT @DIF_Fotboll: .@sweden Good coverage. See you on saturday against Örebro? We’ve got your lounge reserved and ready for another 3 points.…

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:53 p.m.

GREAT GAME! @DIF_Fotboll got their 3pts and taking a huge step for the title! Just kidding, @Malmo_FF won't drop this

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:27 p.m.

.@DIF_Fotboll keeping their cool and @IFKGoteborg doing their thing, nothing.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:14 p.m.


@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

I cheer on every team playing against @IFKGoteborg

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:11 p.m.


@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:09 p.m.


@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

Hahahahahahha I'll get back to that one

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:50 p.m.

So proud of the Swedish talkshow host @PodFF that lost so much weight and got back to his football carrier

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:47 p.m.

AND HE SCORES!!!!!!!! @IFKGoteborg got their very important goal! 1-1 and halftime

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:42 p.m.

I dont know who you are but you look like Aaron Carter with a beard. We should be friends

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:38 p.m.

DIF got this game by the nutsack. IFK running around just like when Skatteverket (IRS) knocked on their door

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:31 p.m.

RT @KnockOn: @sweden OK. You guys are officially very odd. 👍

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:31 p.m.

Is that a tail for a hand coming out of your dajmkryss?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

IFK Göteborg supporters booing Engvall because he didn't want to marry his sister and left the team.. its a IFK- thing..

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:24 p.m.

Isaksson is Swedens former national goalkeeper. The only one in our history playing without using his legs and when he did, it ended bad

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:19 p.m.

Kerim scores!!!!!!!!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:12 p.m.

Kerim Mrabti is one of Swedens best players. Always focused, always sharp and nice guy

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:10 p.m.

RT @DIF_Fotboll: @sweden We just need to make sure your reporting isn't biased...

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7:02 p.m.

Yeah Ryan, they are but the scarfs say "Not only mentally ill, we know when to chill"

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 7 p.m.

You might recognize this man from movies such as "Jalla Jalla" and "Farsan". Major moviestar in Sweden

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

Live footage from Göteborg in Sweden where mentally diasabled people are demanding more help from the state

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 6:50 p.m.

Here Gustav is talking about how hard it is to have one parent in Bristol and one in Stockholm

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

@willOwensRB You know Frimpong, from Arsenal?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 6:46 p.m.

For you followers from UK, we had Frimpong over in Allsvenskan for a couple of games in AFC Pisstuna, he flopped. Big time.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

Worth to mention about the game today, Gustav Engvall is back in @DIF_Fotboll for the 5th time this year. We call this "Skillsmässobarn"

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

29min until kickoff!!!! Cmon draw Cmon!!!!!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

This is Swedens most famous hooligan

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

Swedens most famous couple! Samir Badran and Anna Leende

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

How are people doing today? Are you ready for my live comments during IFK Taxfraud and GrinDIF? It will be MAGIC!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

He also showed up at work with a too small and too short shirt last week. So much love

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 5:05 p.m.

My friend Freddan bought shoes that were 2 sizes to large. Why? On sale. He is my everything

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:51 p.m.

RT @jlmclin: @sweden had been so boring! They finally have someone interesting

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha i love you

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

He didnt fall for it.................. okey I'm not both guys

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:26 p.m.

How are France's chance of winning against Sweden?! :)

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

Been on Mallorca this summer so.... Both

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:21 p.m.

RT @Araneatrox: @sweden man, I was expecting some quiet football loving Glen swede this week. But this shits hilarious, keep being woke my…

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:19 p.m.

@padolsey @INTERPOL_HQ James, Thank you for not being so bloody dull.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:18 p.m.

RT @padolsey: @sweden @INTERPOL_HQ This is the edgiest swede I think we've seen on @sweden. Hoorah for diversity of thought I suppose?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:18 p.m.

RT @padolsey: @sweden @INTERPOL_HQ Remember people: @sweden is about representing Swedes. It's not supposed to be some cleansed apolitical…

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:17 p.m.

@d10sk0ur01 Are we still at it?! Marco, dm for more private convo

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

See, foreign, not offended, laughed. Try it you förstoppade people

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:13 p.m.

If anyones offended by my muslim- tweet, mute. It's a joke. As I said, people need to relax.. ping @INTERPOL_HQ , I made a religious joke!!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:11 p.m.

@d10sk0ur01 Chill. Dm for coordinates

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:09 p.m.

Jesus, now some break before our BIG event tonight! Live comments on the IFK - DIF game!!!! RT or hårfäste like Kennedy

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:06 p.m.

RT @mpawlo: "Thanks" - I now have even *more* requests from recruiters wanting to connect to "know more about those quizzes" (and sell thei…

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:03 p.m.

Just like you bio on Twitter... "Saving the world! END WORLD HUNGER!" Calm down dude

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 4:02 p.m.

RT @tired0ne: @sweden My cousins a muslim and that's what we call him as well. Lol!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:57 p.m.

FYI my mom's a muslim so please, no "BUUU YOU LOVE TRUMP"- rants. Cheers

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

In sweden we call muslims "icke fläskis" (No porkie)

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:49 p.m.

Btw, how the HELL is this legal?! In public transportation?!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:47 p.m.

My main account @Fotbollsdamp gets more banter than any other account and I couldnt care less

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:45 p.m.

The world would be a much better place if everyone would just have some self distance. Take a joke, laugh, relax..

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:38 p.m.

I would like to make a special shoutout to my friend @mpawlo for all of his puzzels on LinkedIn. "Can you solve this?". I never solved them

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:22 p.m.

According to the us we eat bullets for breakfast

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 3:17 p.m.

Malmö, falafel and bulletproof west

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2:58 p.m.

In sweden, most clubs are not fully aware of the power that social media got. They don't do enough banter.. wake up!!!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

@mvtraning @DIFHockeyse Viktor knows a knep or two regarding social media

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2:51 p.m.

This is what I think about this article, according to Twitter. Pathetic.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2:47 p.m.

RT @DIFHockeyse: @sweden Yes. He´s been having some problems with the equipment but is quickly learning the rules of the game. "kluddar med…

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2:46 p.m.

Finally, Champions League is back tomorrow! Some great games too!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2:36 p.m.

Have you seen your own timeline? Talking about tacky....

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2:08 p.m.

RT @sparkytwentytwo: @sweden As a West Ham supporter. I'm delighted with this statement :)

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 2 p.m.

Swedens most interesting team is @DalkurdFF right now

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

Rare picture of when Rosenberg returned to Malmö FF

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

Oh really? Tell me about that Please, email me at

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:49 p.m.

Is that even a League? Like a small factory for players that couldnt take the big step to start with

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:45 p.m.

I think that your baby will be shitting baklänges is he/she drink that

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

I remember the first time I met @viktorado and he asked me if falafel was with cow or chicken- meat

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:39 p.m.

I think AIK won the "most likes"- contest so... AIK ?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:39 p.m.

Jesus Conor.... ill get back to that som

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:38 p.m.

Puh great question... i dont know, i only watch sports.. any team in mind?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:37 p.m.

Viktor is a Djurgården supporter. That's a synonym for "special" in sweden

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:36 p.m.

Cmon people, ask me questions and ill answer!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:26 p.m.

You have these two going at eachother and you're upset about my gif?!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:19 p.m.

Many got offended by my tweet about russia invading us. Like that's what keeping them from doing it... "OH NOW THEY ASKED FOR IT, GOGOGO"

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:16 p.m.

The guy has diabetes, I get it, but cmon mate, if you cant control your own mouth at 40+, then buy this

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:13 p.m.

We have so small and meaningless problems in Sweden so we make them larger just to feel important. Last week Peter Jidhe raged over candy

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 1:08 p.m.

In sweden, our biggest newsflash is that @pewdiepie , a youtube- Star, also COULD be a racist. @Russia , when are you invading us?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 12:59 p.m.

Classic "vald sist på gympan"- kind of guy

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 12:59 p.m.

Sweden or we will demand "AVGÅ JANNE!!". Are you from Netherlands?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 12:54 p.m.

So, just had lunch and been to the bathroom to "tömma task och tarm". What did you guys have for lunch?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:20 a.m.

@jdownesbcfc You and I jack... I'll never Let go

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:20 a.m.

RT @jdownesbcfc: @sweden Everybody who attends football in England is treated like a convicted 'Hooligan'. This is my issue. Guilty until p…

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:19 a.m.

Fun way to communicate that you have No idea what you're talking about. Also called "Ålahue" in southern sweden

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:17 a.m.

That's a super small group of people...

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:16 a.m.

RT @StefanBacklund1: @sweden Ppl in sweden who like fotboll all have inte thing in common, they cant even läsa en bok.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:16 a.m.

In sweden we talk about bengaler, Wahlqvist- family, Jidhes diabetes and Mats Gren. So we are quite... dull

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:15 a.m.

You people living abroad and have a interest in football, do you have any problem with "hooligans"?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:10 a.m.

People in sweden bashing football all have one thing in common, they were picked last at gympan

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:09 a.m.

But I'm not affraid either. My main man @Pangtim knows kungfu so we manage anyway

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:08 a.m.

Swedens main problem with so called "hooligans" is that people that dont attend games still have a very strong opinion. I'm not a hooligan->

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:06 a.m.

People didnt like my gif.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11:03 a.m.

Are you talking about Kiese-Thelin?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 11 a.m.

Oh Tony my main man.. gifs are coming up!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 10:57 a.m.

So.. what should we talk about this week except football? What does our international audience want to know about Swedish football?

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

In sweden, We call this comment "Förstoppad"

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 10:32 a.m.

Today we have a semi-big game in Allsvenskan, It's IFK Taxfraud vs DIF Derbykings! Don't miss it!

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 10:30 a.m.

Cmon people, the guy did not die. I'm not that insane. Yet.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

RT @scatmanian: @sweden His name is Roberto Carlos Fernandes, he did in fact, not die.

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 10:22 a.m.

First things first, lets start this week with one of my best gifs

@sweden Sept. 11, 2017, 10:19 a.m.

So.. this week will be something else. I'm @Fotbollsdamp and I love football but hate HIF. Lets have some fun!