After finishing high school with questionable grades, I discovered that nobody cared about them anyway. Since then I have been an editor for Lista.se, managed a book club and been a self-employed writer, marketer and lecturer on social media and web culture. Ever since I discovered that nobody takes the latter subject seriously in Sweden, I’ve done my best to bring it to light. The result so far is that nobody takes me seriously, which is okay I guess, since my eyebrows are too funny anyway. I also dole out daily wisdoms on Twitter, write for the Swedish news blog Ajour and market with Bloggbyrån. But being 22 and having no education—what the hell, I might as well have ended up cleaning sewers. I normally tweet as @kwasweb.
Jack Wernerwas @sweden 2011-12-10 to 2011-12-18
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Next week's Curator describes himself as "Your crooked guide to the Swedish suburbian safari." Starting Monday morning!
Now - bye folks!
I want to end this beautiful week with reveal Swedens most well-kept secret, a dark, terrible fact of awe that weve been protecting for ages
If you understand swedish and still think I'm remotely interesting, follow me on http://twitter.com/kwasbeb">@kwasbeb. I'll be just as childish and stupid over there.
I've had a blast the last week, an I hope you haven't become totally tired of my old man fart jokes. You guys are the best!
Ok folks. In five minutes, they'll pull the plug on me. I guess this is good bye.
http://twitter.com/cfs">@cfs yeah that'll only cost like one million kronor and I've got 12 on my account, can totally do it!
http://twitter.com/RomanaCorreale">@RomanaCorreale oh there's a lot of them! But Esbjörn Svenssons Trio and Detektivbyrån are two favorites - look them up!
http://twitter.com/amanicdroid">@amanicdroid yeah that's good but I'll stick to rickroll. Thanks for the idea man!
http://twitter.com/WWBugs">@WWBugs the people behind this idea called me and asked if I wanted to. And that's about it.
http://twitter.com/gspenceruk">@gspenceruk creatig international awkwardness: my new life goal
http://twitter.com/scaryduck">@scaryduck thank you man for following me! It's been my pleasure all the way
http://twitter.com/MWRamsis">@MWRamsis I'm actually working with people reporting on the development in the MENA countries - so I'm doing my best!
http://twitter.com/TrulyTherese">@TrulyTherese jag vet, skickade ut en rättelse strax efteråt
http://twitter.com/aridux">@aridux a computer game that's really great. You should look it up on YouTube, search for "portal ending song"
http://twitter.com/scaryduck">@scaryduck that's the second suggestion that I should declare war on someone I've got. Do I look that much as a Viking?
http://twitter.com/WWBugs">@WWBugs I'm sure the following people will make me look like as interesting as a cheese sandwich, bro
http://twitter.com/mbwilston1">@mbwilston1 thank you and thanks for following! Have a great Sunday night!
http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu I'm way to tired. How about just drinking a glass of water and write dry tweets on the weather instead?
http://twitter.com/Wonder7orma">@Wonder7orma oh that would be awesome but I'm sorry - the law of nature demands me to move on
http://twitter.com/debdobson">@debdobson I guess we have a so called loose-loose situation here?
http://twitter.com/SpinelessLib">@SpinelessLib man I'm way too tired. Otherwise I would totally have done it!
http://twitter.com/MyCaricature">@MyCaricature haha, unfortunately they have thought about that risk and made precautions. I'll be find on http://twitter.com/kwasbeb">@kwasbeb - only in Swedish though.
http://twitter.com/karalombard">@karalombard I will contemplate all of your genius ideas, it's just so hard to find out which the best one is!
http://twitter.com/amanicdroid">@amanicdroid well that's pretty much the most evil idea I've ever heard about
http://twitter.com/indianhopp">@indianhopp sorry, forgot about that! A highly valued Swedish tradition
http://twitter.com/richardfeigin">@richardfeigin do you think people abroad are able to take part in that?
http://twitter.com/Wikichipi">@Wikichipi haha love your logic. "what's the worst things there is? 2. Fapping on twitter 1. Justin Bieber"
http://twitter.com/mbwilston1">@mbwilston1 dude, I've gained like 3000 followers the last two days, wouldn't it be unnecessary to loose all of them now?
http://twitter.com/kristinawig">@kristinawig oh, you're far too kind dear. Thank you, and take care!
http://twitter.com/turbohat">@turbohat oh, my knowledge of what teachers that are needed in Swedish schools is limited, to say the least. But give it a shot?
http://twitter.com/gavindeschutter">@gavindeschutter thank, great to hear from you too! Upvotes for ever, my narwhal friend
http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu wow, that more like a day-long job. But it's a great idea! I will look into it
http://twitter.com/astonadam">@astonadam it's not a job, it's just a fun thing for a week. I got it cause the dudes behind the account found me fitting, I guess.
http://twitter.com/aridux">@aridux oooh, I have a song suggestion: ending song from Portal 1. Heard it?
http://twitter.com/debdobson">@debdobson dark as hell. We have about five hours of sun time a day. It's rather sad.
http://twitter.com/StephenJBowron">@StephenJBowron do you feel that's a flawless trick "to get the ladies queuing", bro?
http://twitter.com/amanicdroid">@amanicdroid do you mean that I should watch it, or you guys?
http://twitter.com/Wikichipi">@Wikichipi now that wouldn't be very social media fresh, right?
http://twitter.com/NikkiGuest">@NikkiGuest I'd love to! Helvete=hell, snopp=dick, bajskorv=turd, rumphål=anus and "det luktar prutt"="it smells like fart".
Anyone in Sweden wanna hire this dude: http://twitter.com/kzelnio">@kzelnio? He seems like a nice enough guy.
So, one hour and twenty minutes left on my time as the international twitter spokesman for Sweden. What should I do, you guys?
http://twitter.com/GeniusRocket">@GeniusRocket I'd say both. Or at least, I've succeeded in forfilling both during this week.
http://twitter.com/MattGillian">@MattGillian uuh, I'd say like the techno, electro and dancehall people. Thats really an elite in their own.
http://twitter.com/filmcore">@filmcore haha thank you! I would have to be reborn as princess Victorias kid though, and then I would have to die before she gave birth.
http://twitter.com/VisitSwedenUK">@VisitSwedenUK great to hear - I'm sure you'll enjoy the next person up too
http://twitter.com/joeltwitt">@joeltwitt hehe well you know, people enjoy watching car crashes...
http://twitter.com/gvunson">@gvunson probably not, sadly. I've got a private twitter, but I only tweet in Swedish there though. But thanks for liking me, really!
http://twitter.com/MsTeratophilia">@MsTeratophilia i guess. It's like anal sex - probably really strange, but at least you should try cause you might be sick enough to like it
http://twitter.com/MsTeratophilia">@MsTeratophilia oh my god. I'm sorry but I can't be held responsible for that. That sounds very very weird.
http://twitter.com/scaryduck">@scaryduck the official swedish view is: what's the difference?
http://twitter.com/bollibolshevik">@bollibolshevik all of it. I can follow and unfollow who I want, and tweet whatever I want (as long as, you know, its not totally fucked up)
http://twitter.com/dakuten">@dakuten youre welcome! Good luck, and I hope to see you here speaking Swedish like a native some day!
http://twitter.com/sweden_cul">@sweden_cul you do? That's interesting! What kind of stuff do you tweet about?
http://twitter.com/AleksisArnold">@AleksisArnold http://twitter.com/frankfardal">@frankfardal åh, ingen fara, jag tolkade det inte så. Förstår hur du menar. Men folk verkar så sjukt taggade på det, nu iaf.
http://twitter.com/pjsullivan3">@pjsullivan3 oh, I'm gonna have to try that out! Thanks for the tip
http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu we were Vikings. Every stone probably has a variation of that.
http://twitter.com/joshleaves">@joshleaves that's bull shit! Both women- and manizers should get to represent their country. Or as in my case: snacksizers.
http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu mate, what are you talking about? We left tons of runestones down there back in the days, just find one and make a few minor changes
http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu oh come on won't you guys at least raise a runestone to tell the tale of my life and death? I was a twitter king for a week, dammit!
http://twitter.com/Lexeme">@Lexeme that was supposed to go *aaw schuck*, as I'm sure you understand. And I'll miss you too!
http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu my hours on the throne is counted. Tonight, a coupe will overthrow me and make way for a new king of Twitter. And I will be forgot.
http://twitter.com/ManInTheField">@ManInTheField nope. But they keep an eye on me, and if I crossed the line they would hunt me down and erase what godless stuff I've tweeted
http://twitter.com/bollibolshevik">@bollibolshevik yeah I'm just trying to keep an eye on my nations areas of interest, you know?
Wasting a day on pizza and BF3 is like masturbating: feels great while you're at it, but later you're like "what am I doing with my life?"
http://twitter.com/MrHighFidelity">@MrHighFidelity you're welcome, it's my job this week. And I'm just having fun. Hope I'll see you around here in Sweden anytime soon !
http://twitter.com/GekkoPowere">@GekkoPowere oh me to. It's great that so many found this initiative that exciting!
http://twitter.com/GekkoPowere">@GekkoPowere oh, me to. It's really great that so many found this initiative that exciting!
http://twitter.com/RSKingBohemian">@RSKingBohemian that's wonderful, hope you'll have the opportunity to visit again sometimes soon
http://twitter.com/CarolineCajo">@CarolineCajo thanks! Be sure to tag along longer - I think people taking over this account in the coming weeks may actually be interesting
http://twitter.com/taip">@taip that's awesome! But dude, you know that the dough that you make pepparkakor out of is way better then the actual pepparkakor, right?
http://twitter.com/supimfabi">@supimfabi course they do! Your döner kebab is the absolute best I've ever tasted
Picture in the last tweet collected from Reddit, btw. The best place on the web there is.
http://twitter.com/karalombard">@karalombard oh, I understand your motif and its great - but the thing is, this twitter profile says who it his that temporarily control it.
http://twitter.com/karalombard">@karalombard probably not! I think you can drop that (currently Jack)-thing, though. It's pretty clear to most of our followers I think.
http://twitter.com/karalombard">@karalombard i have no problems with a), but I'm afraid that b) would render you with mould in your letter box - hence, can't do that c)
http://twitter.com/karalombard">@karalombard I'd say that every woman represents that group, the same way me and every man represents the "potential fat grumpy fart"-group
http://twitter.com/AnnFollin">@AnnFollin oh really? Actually that would have been awesome, but I'm busy tomorrow. Thanks for inviting though!
http://twitter.com/karalombard">@karalombard I think so, yes. I'd say you own the account for a week, and can do whatever you want with it.
http://twitter.com/whoradio">@whoradio oh you did not! What did you say? Is there a possibility to listen to it online? For science, you know.
http://twitter.com/karalombard">@karalombard yeah but then I wouldnt be able to drop bad jokes!
http://twitter.com/skjutsgruppen">@skjutsgruppen well, since I'm just in possession of this account til tomorrow evening, I guess that'll be hard. But thanks for the offer!
http://twitter.com/EirikSS">@EirikSS guess its the people behind the campaign choosing who gets to tweet.
http://twitter.com/Edie_Howe">@Edie_Howe great to hear! Hope you'll have a wonderful weekend and Christmas!
http://twitter.com/LadyTealeaf">@LadyTealeaf eh, don't know their name in English, but like saffron buns. Traditional Swedish Christmas bakery.
http://twitter.com/Edie_Howe">@Edie_Howe hi Edie from Missouri! Hope you'll like what you see.
http://twitter.com/parasomnist">@parasomnist I pretty much am. And I'm having a great time representing Sweden.
http://twitter.com/jonnatolonen">@jonnatolonen well I don't know. I actually know pretty few Finns, but most of them are chilled-out. Do you know the Finnish rapper Gracias?
http://twitter.com/mikeerickson">@mikeerickson yeah, last year was crazy snowy! This year, not so much.
http://twitter.com/AjlinaCor">@AjlinaCor oh I see. That would have been very insensitive, I agree!
http://twitter.com/leonmail">@leonmail yeah, isn't it? And it so fun as well. Greetings back to ya from you know where
http://twitter.com/LoukasX">@LoukasX I'm sure I'll be free! Just mail me at jack at kwasbeb dot se, and we'll come up with a date
http://twitter.com/barsk">@barsk well, being the twitter personality I am right now, that's maybe not that remote?
http://twitter.com/RichBranding">@RichBranding yeah it's probably a German word originally. Don't you think it sounds silly?
http://twitter.com/NoBigGovDuh">@NoBigGovDuh yeah I know, but that's what some people think of me. And I think it's only fair to tell new aquaitances that, don't you?
Just so you know, "juletid" is the over-the-top ridiculous Swedish word for "Christmas time". Use it wisely.
http://twitter.com/Brosner85">@Brosner85 thank you! It's just stopped raining and started snowing instead, but I expect it to have melted away in like an hour or so.
http://twitter.com/adigaskell">@adigaskell I really am! Best time ever, everybody's so kind and interested and all.
http://twitter.com/MyCaricature">@MyCaricature me to. Actually, now it's snowing though. But I don't expect it to be all like winter wonderland in five minutes.
http://twitter.com/Unionbuster">@Unionbuster that's not up to me, it's the people behind this account who's in charge.
http://twitter.com/Unionbuster">@Unionbuster still me, dude. We take one week each, mine's over tomorrow evening.
http://twitter.com/The_CheshireKat">@The_CheshireKat well I guess we could change for a week, as a win-win solution?
http://twitter.com/The_CheshireKat">@The_CheshireKat ohhhh you should so try out a Christmas with snow! It's an entirely different setting!
http://twitter.com/EDDIEDURKAN">@EDDIEDURKAN jag vet inte om jag berätta det, nej. Vad är det svåra, att hitta bostad eller att trivas här?
http://twitter.com/mtsw">@mtsw well, they're drunk and you can't understand what they say at all, but otherwise sure
http://twitter.com/ivanbrezakbrkan">@ivanbrezakbrkan absolutely! You can reach me on jack at kwasbeb dot se
http://twitter.com/kristinawig">@kristinawig but that's me? And I'm telling you that you are the best!
http://twitter.com/mtsw">@mtsw yeah, we've got a special bond going on here you and me, right? Well let me ask you then: what do you honestly think about Iceland?
http://twitter.com/ivanbrezakbrkan">@ivanbrezakbrkan yup, or not part time, it's more a non-profit fun thing for us tweeters.
http://twitter.com/ajlinacor">@ajlinacor yes, as the most honest pictures of night life often are. I think that's why I like it, as a matter of fact!
http://twitter.com/marite83">@marite83 I barely don't. But our summers are absolutely amazing, they totally make up for the winters.
http://twitter.com/journeytv">@journeytv well I love you! Or, that is, by I love you I mean TV's that play Journey songs all the time... Just to be clear....
http://twitter.com/ivanbrezakbrkan">@ivanbrezakbrkan great fun! Everybody's so supportive and humorous, it's just great!
http://twitter.com/xmoraix">@xmoraix what?! On reimersholme it's still raining. Stockholm ain't that big
http://twitter.com/momentumpll">@momentumpll nah, I'd say the opposite. Why can't we have a white Christmas?
Well, that's that for this hectic day. It's 3 am in Sweden now, and I'm signing off. Thank you all for an awesome night - seeya tomorrow!
http://twitter.com/edzpecial">@edzpecial you should! And she should! A state-sponsored travelling agency that just served visitors of Sweden, I mean, now that's an idea!
http://twitter.com/bradgallen">@bradgallen haha I think I got that, just wanted to be a smart ass, sorry about that!
http://twitter.com/The_Jewggernaut">@The_Jewggernaut no dude I'm half Jew myself, I'm allowed to joke about that stuff
http://twitter.com/bradgallen">@bradgallen that first sentence of yours could be misinterpreted, dude
http://twitter.com/EdLoh">@EdLoh actually, we don't have a really fitting equivalent. But I'd say "skithäftigt" or something.
http://twitter.com/Beelzebjorn">@Beelzebjorn indeed! We could almost jump directly to saying "hej", don't you think?
http://twitter.com/zachthefish">@zachthefish haha, brothers in lonesome twitter maniacs, right?
http://twitter.com/River_Stream">@River_Stream yeah I know but then you get that "do I really want to identify myself with these people" feeling...
http://twitter.com/msjennytruong">@msjennytruong no, neither is my top priorities for having a great night
http://twitter.com/CH23_">@CH23_ well, right now, you're actually not missing out. No snow. Rain. But dark 20 hours a day. Thats not a good december.
Never understood the concept of clubs. You're sweaty among people you don't like, and that's it. It's like the concentration camps of fun.
http://twitter.com/debdobson">@debdobson you would be so welcome as I'm sure you rock at least twice as much!
http://twitter.com/missorian">@missorian I told my girlfriend that and she totally bought it! I have a beer in my hand as we speak! Awesome!
http://twitter.com/ohadsamet">@ohadsamet oh I'd love to. Mail me at jack at kwasbeb dot se, so I'll remember it!
http://twitter.com/LAeditor">@LAeditor I think it is actually! Its a creole restaurant that serves amazing new Orleans inspired food. And the beer is bought!
http://twitter.com/delilahjesinkey">@delilahjesinkey you should google "twitter Sweden jack Werner". You'll find material in your language. Be sure to read Gizmodos piece.
http://twitter.com/europopped">@europopped it is though! Were totally lunatics, the lot of us!
http://twitter.com/thatdavidhooper">@thatdavidhooper haha and be like "see this iPhone? It's not an iPhone - its a fucking private army! Stay back brah!"
http://twitter.com/JoshVanSlam">@JoshVanSlam i would! But try explaining the value of social media transparency to a bunch of drunken bros, that's not ideal.
http://twitter.com/JoshVanSlam">@JoshVanSlam well i dont think most people here use Twitter, sadly
http://twitter.com/JKSthlm">@JKSthlm yeah I'm huge now, right? I'm sure I'll have get to have concerts at Barkarby Centrum all the time!
People think I'm a huge loser cause I'm standing lonely staring in my phone on a bar. But I don't care. That's how much I love you guys!
http://twitter.com/thatdavidhooper">@thatdavidhooper yeah, kinda hectic right now to answer all, with mashable and all - but I'm trying my best with that as well
http://twitter.com/mariaziv">@mariaziv none! I'm as cool as always, cause I'm too stupid to be nervous.
I guess Mashable discovered us now. A bit hectic over here. I think I'll just go buy myself a beer.
http://twitter.com/mysteryaction">@mysteryaction your, good sir, have a really interesting taste if it's me and Abba that's your favourite things about Sweden
http://twitter.com/missorian">@missorian dude no way Jose(fina, i mean, you're a girl, you know...)
So, things are starting to cool down now. So what do you say, should I like go out and have a beer and report to you about what happens?
Hey guys, when does the narwhal bacon?
http://twitter.com/squidwardspeaks">@squidwardspeaks I'll answer you in a "crazy ass motherfucker"-manner: heck yeah, you're darn tootin'!
http://twitter.com/willsdissolve">@willsdissolve aww, you're far too kind! Have a great day man!
http://twitter.com/RunonAwesome">@RunonAwesome personally I love it! like a greek drama, with familys falling apart in front of your eyes.
http://twitter.com/sennbrink">@sennbrink åh förlåt, men du måste missförstått: jag svarar bara på frågor om Sverige.
http://twitter.com/bosilva">@bosilva hi Bruno, hi Brazil! I feel the same man, have a great day!
I absolutely love http://twitter.com/gizmodo">@gizmodo's head line on me. This is just how I imagined getting my international break-through: like an avid masturbator.
http://twitter.com/HannaHales">@HannaHales yeah you should eat at Marie Laveu, shop in sofo and have a coffee at drop coffee, mariatorget. Google it for more info!
Im boycotting smileys, since they are to your language what drugs can be to your life: fun first, but all of a sudden you're just disgusting
http://twitter.com/Gyro321">@Gyro321 well I don't like apple pie either? Or is that some kind of secret language for something?
http://twitter.com/BenPerLee">@BenPerLee I know, that's like a parody. Or "Bernt". Or "Sigvard" or "Fjörksump". Actually, I just made that last one up myself.
http://twitter.com/camilla_loyolla">@camilla_loyolla Södermalm, south part of town, easily! Great food, great folks, great everything. You should stay on the hostel Rygerfjord!
http://twitter.com/MrCiels">@MrCiels somewhat. I mean, it wouldn't kill me with some more snow but what the heck.
http://twitter.com/BenPerLee">@BenPerLee dude, thanks! You are already, writing tweets like that.
http://twitter.com/Gyro321">@Gyro321 nah, I'm kinda cool. I think Iran is like an emo kid: misunderstood and thus angry at everybody.
http://twitter.com/ljkropp">@ljkropp well, there's always that I guess. But still, you would get the same in your own fridge...
http://twitter.com/AndrewBrackin">@AndrewBrackin well, no, we already got one. But I guess you might say "head geek", or something.
http://twitter.com/Jos_Jacob">@Jos_Jacob it's great but rainy. Ordinarily, it's snowing now but now it's not, it sucks. Well, I'm thinking about getting drunk.
So, http://twitter.com/time">@time mentioned me. I don't know how many of you that ever got mentioned by someone with 3 million followers, but it's kinda intense.
http://twitter.com/jkozuch">@jkozuch selection process, and they wanted me to be first. So that I could embarrass us before it became a big deal, I guess.
http://twitter.com/KC_theDonDada">@KC_theDonDada this is the best tweet I've ever got. Dude, what I think about Americans is that you'd ordinarily write stuff like that.
http://twitter.com/jkozuch">@jkozuch I'm seriously having the time of my life dude. I mean, even serbian papers have been writing about it.
http://twitter.com/servman">@servman well that's a shame. My South Park-dominated impression of Canada is otherwise more, should we say dewy-eyed.
http://twitter.com/PelleSK">@PelleSK dude, I'm Sweden! If I say no, then there's no turning back! There will be no Justin in Sweden, rejoice!
http://twitter.com/servman">@servman well, this accounts main target group is like, not swedes. So I think that's pretty reasonable, don't you agree?
http://twitter.com/HarryHung">@HarryHung Monday morning, fella! Til then I'm roaming this place.
http://twitter.com/camilla_loyolla">@camilla_loyolla oh you're welcome dear! Any other questions?
http://twitter.com/jjbanday">@jjbanday oh, now I get it. You're a miss. Well excuse me ma'am!
http://twitter.com/edyong209">@edyong209 not personally, no. Why, do you have... Butter connections?
http://twitter.com/NikkiGuest">@NikkiGuest well, I'm gonna have to go ahead and answer 1. Yes and 2. No to that
http://twitter.com/RealParenting">@RealParenting close to central station, on Vasagatan. Google it!
If you want the same experience but cheaper, my tip is to just get drunk in your refrigerator.
You pay like $50, and for that you get one (1) Absolute Vodka drink to enjoy in the freezing cold.
Oh yeah, meant to tell you this earlier but forgot: if you ever come to Stockholm, do not - I repeat, do not - visit that worthless Ice Bar.
http://twitter.com/ccombs">@ccombs love it! We are a country rich in web knowledge, but strangly enough still with poor web culture. We need all jokesters we've got.
http://twitter.com/KseniaL">@KseniaL well, right now that woukd be average Jacks, if you mind
http://twitter.com/Citabel">@Citabel att jag ska representera Sverige, i egenskap av faktiskt vanlig svensk, denna vecka. Nästa vecka är det en annan representant.
http://twitter.com/TDefren">@TDefren I sure am sir. As we say in Sweden: föttrö äl sogermurt i klampen darrflass.
http://twitter.com/TDefren">@TDefren so my jokes here are not as subtle as they ordinarily would be. But I'm trying my best!
http://twitter.com/TDefren">@TDefren but that was great too! About the profanities: when you tweet in a language that's not your own, you tend to lower your standards.
http://twitter.com/TDefren">@TDefren oh man, I was actually expecting a real love song, you know like backed with a guitar and stuff.
http://twitter.com/JeroenBartelse">@JeroenBartelse why welcome, dear sir! I hope you'll have a splendid time following my/our tweets.
http://twitter.com/rivalg">@rivalg I guess I'm drinking a lot of coffee, lighting my face up with my laptop and hanging out w friends. Oh and, you know, masturbation.
http://twitter.com/gvunson">@gvunson oh I'm sticking to the ordinary food times. It's not like we hibernate during winter, we just feel a bit like cave men
I guess that TheNextWeb piece did get me a little extra attention, huh? Well, here I am, all swedish and authentic and stuff. Questions?
http://twitter.com/settostun">@settostun man, thats kind! Thank you, and merry christmas! Or merry flooding for us swedes, I guess...
http://twitter.com/gvunson">@gvunson around 9-10 in the morning. And it's often cloudy. So we've got about 40 minutes of effective tanning time a day, I'd say.
http://twitter.com/peroni0">@peroni0 well, personally, i dont plan on it in the near future. But as a spokes man for Sweden - I'm there already!
http://twitter.com/settostun">@settostun and I'm sure this week has helped a lot of people to draw their own conclusions!
http://twitter.com/TDefren">@TDefren personally, I think brilliance and insanity has a lot in common. Like words, for example. http://twitter.com/toph303">@toph303 http://twitter.com/lacorbeau">@lacorbeau
http://twitter.com/peroni0">@peroni0 oh, I'm sorry but that's nothing I control. I advice you to talk to either http://twitter.com/VisitSweden">@VisitSweden, http://twitter.com/sinyheter">@sinyheter or http://twitter.com/volontaire">@volontaire.
http://twitter.com/Almashdly">@Almashdly and it's only afternoon! Do you understand how extremely un-tanned swedes get during winter?
According to their latest census, 0,3% of Pragues population identify themselves as Jedis. Wonder if "the force" in this case is vodka.
http://twitter.com/swedense">@swedense no, a separate thing. Musikhjälpen, you know. Wrote a piece on it on Ajour.se yesterday, can advice you to read it.
Right now, Swedens biggest underground web forum Flashback is collecting money for charity. It's indeed very beautiful and christmasy.
Update: SÄPO has now confirmed that the twitter account is fake. Well, I guess it was too good to be true anyway.
"Just hanging around in a sketchy bar, hiding my face behind a news paper with two holes in it."
I'm really looking forward to SÄPO's tweets though. "Trying out fake moustaches".
"Oh no, SÄPO is following me! I guess I'll just have to stop planning all my terrorist attacks on Twitter."
The swedish security service, SÄPO, is now on Twitter: http://twitter.com/sapo_sverige">@sapo_sverige. Imagine getting that email, "SÄPO is now following you..."
Some dude just retweeted me, adding "only in Sweden". My work here is done!
If your companys' phone service line greets me with "many are calling us right now, try later" and then hangs up on me - fuck you.
I guess it's a bit like me, except their tweets would actually be interesting.
In a marketing campaign, homeless Stockholmers are now equipped with phones and asked to use Twitter to tell about their everyday life.
Cooking a whole meal only using a knife makes you first feel really manly, but then, when you think about it, like a brute.
Went jogging today. 1,7 km. My chest hurts, my mouth feels as if I've used a piece of iron as chewing gum. Might need to do this more often.
Tonight, I discovered Joe Cocker.
Intention: hug my girlfriend. Result: she dropped her glass of juice all over the couch. Chaos ensued.
Interesting when you forget to put a Google Hangout on "private", and random dudes starts to drop into your secret meeting.
http://twitter.com/fundedbyme">@fundedbyme det hela är väldigt kul, ja! Har varit roliga dagar för mig som första person http://twitter.com/volontaire">@volontaire http://twitter.com/andersdalenius">@andersdalenius
http://twitter.com/AnnieTranslator">@AnnieTranslator but it's hard to appreciate that when you're all about your own personal development
Sad that grandparents last years often take place when you're a teenager and thus to stupid to realize the treasures of knowledge they hold.
http://twitter.com/AnnieTranslator">@AnnieTranslator oh yes, even if I kind of wished her last years wouldnt have corelated with my teenage years, when you're so self-indulged.
http://twitter.com/gvunson">@gvunson oh, thank you. You're never ready to say those last things, even when you know you have to.
http://twitter.com/ikkinenna">@ikkinenna our summers are wonderful! And I have a bathing platform just outside my door, which makes them even better.
I take joy in the fact that she was bright as a diamond, all the way up to her last hours. She was a truly amazing person, loved by many.
People get very old in this country, but no matter how old they are, it's never easy to loose someone close to you.
Just got word that my grand-grandmother passed away tonight, just days before her 100th birthday. She will be missed.
http://twitter.com/tommysollen">@tommysollen I know, bought and viewed it the other day. Absolutely love the model of distribution!
Well, good night my dear swedish and none-swedish friends. Todays last fun fact: in swedish, it's "god natt"!
On mondays, you guys should follow http://twitter.com/Dodsmaskinen">@Dodsmaskinen, because then he retweets spoiled american kids under the hashtag #fuckyoudadmonday.
"When the pope dies, is he being fired or promoted?"
Prices of thousands of kronor (=hundreds of euros) per kg is reported. For butter. Seriously, WWII called and wants their black markets back
So, the mayor news story right now: the lack of butter in Norway. A black market has spawned, and butter is imported and selled ilegally.
I love it that my friend just commented another friends new HTC smartphone with "what kind of big iPhone is that?".
http://twitter.com/AnnieTranslator">@AnnieTranslator i must say that your Twitter nick is very fitting
That's like discovering that your right hand is killing tiny kittens without you knowing it, like while you're asleep.
I'll just be like "JESUS christ, that's terrible! Who the fuck are you? Get out of my head!"
I'll just be minding own business, doing nothing, and my brain's just "well have you heard this one Jack..."
Sometimes my brain's just frightening me to death. When it comes up with crazy racist jokes, for exemple.
Applying deodorant on the subway is great, the ladies think you're fresh. At least judging by the amount of looks I get.
http://twitter.com/moisesjules">@moisesjules ah, you're far too kind. I'm sure the next person up will be at least twice as witty and smart as I am.
http://twitter.com/moisesjules">@moisesjules i think we're reaching a maximum confusion level here. No - everything written on leet language!
I'm not sure this thing going on i Stockholm right now is even worthy of being called "weather".
Amazing interview with the social democrats party leader i todays Dagens Nyheter. It's very hard not to like him, after all.
http://twitter.com/Dianaalind">@Dianaalind I'm sure Sweden cant wait to rain on you when you arrive!
http://twitter.com/AdrianaNSC">@AdrianaNSC well, you just sing a totally irrelevant song about strange nonsense, and then you drink. Thats about it.
http://twitter.com/Lojsanlojs">@Lojsanlojs personally, no. Not at all. I dont think I can be clear enough om this: I dont like Justin Bieber.
http://twitter.com/AnnieTranslator">@AnnieTranslator yeah, I've seen it and it's very fitting. I think thats the exact confusion most foreign people feel around these things.
http://twitter.com/Travelwriticus">@Travelwriticus during winter time, they're questionable. You could expect hours of delay. But now there isnt much snow, so it might work.
I love how certain beers puts a huge smile on my face just through how they smell. That, my friends, is beauty.
http://twitter.com/Travelwriticus">@Travelwriticus drinking beer, aannnd thats about it. With you?
http://twitter.com/Travelwriticus">@Travelwriticus all right but then it is "this (specific) devise" I think
http://twitter.com/KalleOskar">@KalleOskar well, no, but explaining it makes it sound silly. "Well, we sing an irrelevant song before drinking liqeur and thats about it"
http://twitter.com/Travelwriticus">@Travelwriticus do you mean one specific item, or the general device?
Explaining the songs us swedes sing before we drink snaps to an american is hard. It sounds totally ridicolous.
http://twitter.com/saturndeeno">@saturndeeno they didnt like bad sex and slapstick, I guess. Well that makes two of us.
Visiting a hotel that's so fancy I'd propably have to sell at least four vital organs to afford a beer. And that wouldnt even be a good one.
The thing I love the most about Sweden is not commuting on saturday nights, that's for sure.
When you're trying to find a place to eat, and the diversity of opinions in your company is so big you're googling "food"...
http://twitter.com/mastefixapara">@mastefixapara i en vecka är det nog det. Det är ändå för mörkt för att ta schyssta skärmbakgrundsbilder av stan.
http://twitter.com/mastefixapara">@mastefixapara jag gör faktiskt det här för mig och ingen annan!
http://twitter.com/uaberu">@uaberu dude, eh, I think it was the finns. They got the world cup in it as well.
http://twitter.com/EmilyStAubert">@EmilyStAubert haha, no problems. Good thing that you're attentive!
Well, ok, I'll swede the LOT of you: meat balls äre guud, änd naked girls make me sæy "jaa!".
Noting that this account has lost about 40 followers since I took over. AM I NOT SWEDISH ENOUGH FOR YOU?!!
One hurt during demonstrations in Stockholm today. Her foot got run over by a police car by mistake. Sweden, country of the savages.
Dubstep is the hangovers of music: intruding, a lot of people finds it highly uncomfortable, but it's still kinda cool.
http://twitter.com/AnnieTranslator">@AnnieTranslator lol, viftar is more like swinging than waving. Guess you mean the latter?
http://twitter.com/cary1961">@cary1961 welcome! But do you remember that scene in Day after Tomorrow when everything freezes? The people in Lapland laughed at it.
http://twitter.com/louisvzla">@louisvzla nope! Instead thinking of going to that lego exhibition at skrapan
So, who are you guys? I mean, how many of you are swedes and thus as equally bad at english?
You're following me because you're interested in Sweden, right? Wrong! You're interested in what I do! Thats what you're interested in now.
Listen up, folks! I'm http://twitter.com/kwasbeb">@kwasbeb, a regular swedish dude, and I'm taking over this goddamned account for a week! Expect bad sex and slapstick.
Googling "cool english words"...
Well, I guess I'm the one calling the shots for this account now.