was @sweden 2012-11-05 to 2012-11-11

I will try to behave this week. But I can’t give you any promises.

When asked to manage the @sweden account I was first quite sceptical. How will I be able to translate all my thoughts and my dirty mouth to English and how the fuck would you all feel about it?

I said yes, knowing that some of you will think that I am a freak and some of you would like to smack my face. But hopefully most of you will understand my sarcasm and will not be offended by my dirty mouth. 

So, who am I?

I’m soon to be 35 years old (love getting older because I’m so much smarter now than 10 years ago), living in Gothenburg where a run an event company. I’m atheist, vegetarian, humanist, and feminist. The perfect combo if you ask me.

I’m diagnosed with bipolar disorder type 2, which means that I have periods when I’m depressed and other periods when I’m hypomanic. Thanks to medication, a lot of inner strength and therapy I now love my life. Feel free to ask me about my “illness”, I’ve learned to embrace it and see it as an important part of my personality.

When I’m not here you’ll find me at HorungeDeluxe.

Jenny's Feed

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 8:46 p.m.

And with that,">@HorungeDeluxe says good bye and fuck off! Have sex, not war. xoxo

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 8:44 p.m.

Next week the new curator of">@sweden will be">@oceanografen. The man from the sea. Be kind to him.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 8:42 p.m.

I’ve had a wonderful week. I’ve pissed some of u of, made some of u laugh and hopefully made some of u get more interested in">@sweden.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 8:39 p.m.

Spiders! Soon Graveyard will enter the stage. And I will leave this twitter stage.">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 8:30 p.m.

Concert rule: Don’t wear a t-shirt with the name of the band that’s on stage. That’s just the way it is.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 7:09 p.m.

Can’t find the tweet but someone asked me about my tattoos. Here’s some of them.">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

I'm a little bit in love with some of you. *stalker style*

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 6:17 p.m.

Tony loves me RT">@TonyEmmerson: “@sweden: I could write something smart here. But it's just not that kind of person I am.” <<< Obviously.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 6:16 p.m.

I might highjack the account. RT">@st_diego: Nooooo!!! I don't want this week's">@Sweden to go... EVER! Loved it :( Gonna miss her!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

I could write something smart here. But it's just not that kind of person I am.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 6:11 p.m.">@PriscillaPL Not speaking French it's quit hard for me to get what it's about. But it's surely about me...

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 5:09 p.m.">@danifarias I will hunt you down:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 5:08 p.m.">@TymCon I don’t actually know how it works. But">@Cherin_awad do, she’s a lawyer. And one of the smartest people I know.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 5:05 p.m.">@HCFigenschau Yes, they have done that here’s as well. Sadly it doesn’t stop people.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 5 p.m.

Outside our window, the swedish bridge which most people that are going to kill them selfs go to:(">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:54 p.m.

Me being Norwegian was I lie. I’m an elephant.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:47 p.m.">@iSweedie You’re doing a great thing by adopting.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:46 p.m.

I’m Norwegian. RT “@badassday:">@sweden are you a joke, or really the best that">@sweden has to offer?”

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:35 p.m.

Now I need to poo poo and after that take a nap so that I can manage to drink beer tonight. Bye for now. Hej hej.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

I'm doing as Sofie tells me. Every time. RT">@sofiecollini:">@sweden Tell the audience that is a parody paper. :)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:28 p.m.

.">@carpomarx It's no real newspaper. They just make "joke news".">@charlieventris

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:26 p.m.

Sorry for my last tweet. It was probably improper. But I couldn't help myself.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:23 p.m.

I googled. This was the first thing that came up."> RT">@charlieventris:">@sweden what is the smallest village in Sweden ?

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:20 p.m.

And me being hung over and have pms doesn't make it any better. :)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:19 p.m.

Watching things like this makes me cry. Because it's beautiful & because we don't take care of our earth as we should.">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:15 p.m.">@beccabello Go to the ocean. Enjoy the nature. Drink beer:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:13 p.m.

Will do:) Lycka till. Det har varit väldigt kul och jag är övertygad om att kommer göra ett grymt bra jobb.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:08 p.m."> RT">@anacletadunham:">@sweden you've been a great curator (I also want a song but I'm serious)…

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 4:02 p.m.">@seanfw">@AlteaLaFea It's">@HorungeDeluxe. I tweet in Swedish. But there's always google translate:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:58 p.m."> RT">@pandapara:">@sweden you have been wonderful! you make me want to come to gothenburg!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:51 p.m.

Tonight I'm gonna go see on of Sweden's best bands ever live."> Love them!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:47 p.m.

Good for you all to know. RT">@hejsonja:">@sweden yes, we are working on a co-dictatorship project.">@sjhampto

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:37 p.m.">@jwrosenberg I do my best swearing in swedish:) But google translate is getting better and better:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:36 p.m.">@tommlie Ja, kom till Göteborg så dricker vi öl! Please translate:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:33 p.m.">@moonwashed Get the premium version! :)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:23 p.m."> RT">@missladyartemis:">@sweden Thank you! I love learning and knowing new things. I love comparing and ...

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:17 p.m.

It's">@HorungeDeluxe But in swedish though. RT">@PDiesel2:">@sweden … Can you give us your regular @ name so we can keep following?

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:16 p.m.

And again. The best from the German music industry;)"> RT">@Grest:">@sweden Gonna miss you!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:14 p.m."> RT">@LoribelleAretz:">@sweden Jenny, we will miss you. Thanks for being a great representative of Sweden this week...

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 3:02 p.m."> RT">@Beelzebjorn:">@moonwashed Yeah can we keep her if we promise to take care of her,">@sweden ?

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:58 p.m.

This guy is brilliant to."> Thanks">@valgeirsson RT">@the_last_rewind:">@sweden you have been brilliant.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:55 p.m.">@LukeMBowley">@arzakzak There's a lot of things to do. This is a good site to know more.">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:52 p.m."> RT">@kuusikissaa:">@sweden Jenny, I love you. Please be Sweden curator forever.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:51 p.m.">@missladyartemis">@missladyartemis Satan i Satan:) Santa is jultomten.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:50 p.m.">@TymCon Yes, that's true. We don't have the same system as in for example the US.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:44 p.m.">@juffery That's a good ambition!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:44 p.m."> RT">@moonwashed: I've really enjoyed this week's">@sweden - does she really have to go? :(

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:37 p.m."> minus the horses:) RT">@Estelleh: Going to be sad to say goodbye to">@sweden Jenny today...

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:18 p.m.

Santa is an anagram for Satan. I haven't decided which one of them I want my kids to believe in.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 2:15 p.m.">@sjhampto Thanks. That's why">@hejsonja and I gonna start a tv show and become dictators.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 1:36 p.m.">@LizzyBettan_ I stopped believing in Santa when I was 5;) But I think that would be right about Finland.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:54 p.m.">@_kanyesus Yes, not me kind of music. But I'm friends with Isabel who is engaged to Steve Angelo :)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:45 p.m.">@_kanyesus Typical present on fathers day in sweden:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:44 p.m.">@faderskepp Or a smack over the face!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

Today is one of my favourite sweetie bitches b-day. Congrats">@lismilf! I love you.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:41 p.m.

It's fathers day in Sweden. Buy him at tie. ;)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:17 p.m.

I know everyone don't have spotify. But this is the best way for me to do them in a quick way.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:15 p.m.">@Vassaste_Kniven They don't. As both you and me know.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:14 p.m.

The dark Sweden. Parental Advisory!!! This playlist is not for everyone because of its quite dark messages.">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:13 p.m.

Nr 2. RT">@sweden: And here is the second playlist. Swedish rock n' roll that's good according to me.">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:13 p.m.

Here it is again. RT">@sweden: Ok, here's the first playlist with Swedish music that I like. This is the softer on.">

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:53 a.m.

.">@BiancaShulman it’s">@HorungeDeluxe. But I tweet in Swedish though. Google translate for the win! :)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:51 a.m.">@marrejja Done. I’ve signed it before. It makes me sick!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:47 a.m.

All true! RT “@A_Strindberg:">@sweden We are a nation of besserwissers. ;)”

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:40 a.m.

Ok Swedes, I’ve corrected the 10000 meters = 1 mile-thing. I have about 100 mentions swedes telling me I was wrong. Chill, will ya.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:34 a.m.">@woshiAri some maybe. I would never.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:32 a.m.">@Efrutik I will check it out. Thanks.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:29 a.m.

SORRY, NOW EVERY SWEDE IS CORRECTING ME. I LOST A 0 IN THE SWEDISH MILE. IT’S 10000 METERS. And no, I’m not stupid. Just have quick fingers.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:25 a.m.">@hansdombeek my company did a really big job for Trafikkontoret in Gothenburg earlier this year so I know people there.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:23 a.m.

.">@ehumphreys07 The possibility for me to be what ever a chose to be. I can create my own destiny.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:22 a.m.">@lizzieinsb there’s always google translate :)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:18 a.m.">@kog1973 Yep. But the Swedish krona is strong so most of us can afford it. It’s expensive because of taxes.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:17 a.m.">@Th00ha There’s one for every region.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:11 a.m.

.">@layerofrock">@Gwillyyy A Swedish mile is 1000 meters.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:10 a.m.">@Daveo_au Chips, popcorn and candy.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:10 a.m.">@davidmg7 I drive Kia. But I had a Volvo before.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:09 a.m.">@souterrain That’s a really hard question. But check out the playlists I posted yesterday.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:08 a.m.

.">@davidmg7 we cure our hang overs with water, pizza, coke and sex.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:07 a.m.">@AudaciousHuxley of course. It’s Trosa.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:06 a.m.">@KevinAR18 I don’t know. I only drink the good beers:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:05 a.m.">@Jonny_Cantrell I should say where ever you set your mind to.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:04 a.m.">@Efrutik What’s">#CouchSurfing? And no, there are Swedish condoms:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:02 a.m.">@Araneatrox They are. But we’re used to it and are all very rich;)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11:01 a.m.">@Beadle_Belfry There’re good if you make them good:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 11 a.m.">@LVerde4 No problem. We all speak English.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:58 a.m.">@kel_holbeck No, not a single one actually.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:57 a.m.

.">@zephyraine Just in the northern parts. And the aurora beautiful!

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:56 a.m.

.">@kuusikissaa I’m involved in an organisation helping stray cats. There aren’t any stray dogs. They are taken in by shelters.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:52 a.m.">@yehoshuawhite No, not at all. We are similar in many ways.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:51 a.m.">@aeringuy I would love to go to Canada. It seems like a country I would enjoy.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:49 a.m.">@LingeborgSophie hmm, I don’t know. Probably because we are so much sweeter in Sweden.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:48 a.m.">@wilsonwteng There’re many places. But I would start will Stockholm, the west coast and Abisko.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:46 a.m.

.">@chellaquint You get nominated by other tweeps to have the sweden account for a week.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:45 a.m.

.">@witheyesshut No, that’s in Finland. Lucky bastards.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:44 a.m.">@Gwillyyy I like Malmö. It’s 80 Swedish miles from Stockholm. And living at hotels in Sweden is expensive. But the standard is good.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:27 a.m.">@garywf Where Sweden is? It’s on the opposite side of the world from Australia.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:25 a.m.">@doofvader That’s an easy on. Lets start with: Nej. That means no. :)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:23 a.m.

This is my last day as">@sweden. Anything you wanna know about the country? No complicated stuff please. I’m hung over.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:20 a.m.">@mikedalena Oh, you are more than welcome my dear. <3

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:19 a.m.">@gnylund You don’t? How come? Sorry, the only ones I’ve got is on spotify.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:12 a.m.">@kstains That’s two of the most honourable things to be known for. For real.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 10:10 a.m.">@MrsChristensen Yep, that’s just around the corner from me:)

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 1:32 a.m.

The best way to finish the night. A six pack of chili cheese at Murder King.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 1:13 a.m.

I usually tweet in Swedish but my ordinary twitter account is">@HorungeDeluxe. Please contact me if you’re coming to Sweden.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 1:11 a.m.

Most of u are giving so much love that I will have a hard time to let the">@sweden account go on to someone else tomorrow. U are wonderful.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:52 a.m.">@tonyveitchUK I agree. Drank one before.

@sweden Nov. 11, 2012, 12:38 a.m.

Everyone trashes American beer. Here’s a good one.">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 11:57 p.m.

Laghi is talking about his kissemissekatt = pussycat.">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 11:30 p.m.

Bla bla bla. I’m drunk.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 11:29 p.m.

Tomorrow is my last day as">@sweden. After disappointing you for a week I’ll try to shape up.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 9:42 p.m.

As I said earlier, we have a lot of good beer in Gothenburg.">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 9:40 p.m.">@Lindqvist4 At the Rover. Andra Långgatan, where you find all the good beers.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 7:45 p.m.

The best thing to do for me at this time would be to put my iPhone away and continue drinking. But I’m afraid that it’s impossible.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

As I said, I take now responsibility. :) “@Verbal_Barbar:">@sweden tipsy! IT IS.”

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 7:30 p.m.

Ok, I’m starting to get a little bit pitsy so from now on I will not take any responsibility for my spelling or tweets. :)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 6:29 p.m.">@VictorStrmgren What did you think that I listened to? :)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 6:28 p.m.">@madaboutandroid You don't have to sign in with Facebook. Just use your email instead.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 6:26 p.m.">@BrendWeir Just curies, who am I hating?

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 5:26 p.m.">@sofia747 Not a big fan of Kent. But there's one:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 5:17 p.m.">@kuusikissaa You can get it for free in most countries. It's mostly black metal:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 5:16 p.m.

I will update them from time to time. Hope you'll like it.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 5:15 p.m.

This is Swedish music that I like. There is so much more and some of you will think that i missed out on some bands.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 5:13 p.m.

The dark Sweden. Parental Advisory!!! This playlist is not for everyone because of quite dark messages.">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 5:10 p.m.

And here is the second playlist. Swedish rock n' roll that's good according to me.">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 5:08 p.m.

Ok, here's the first playlist with Swedish music that I like. This is the softer on.">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 4:46 p.m.">@dhdaines I really don't know. Maybe it's the anxiety the darkness brings that makes people creative:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 3:47 p.m.">@texassheriffen Nja, not all of them because some of them aren't my kind of beer:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 3:08 p.m.">@lipadukoni That's true. You get nominated by other tweeps.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 3:07 p.m.">@ekebom I have a little different line up;)">@jocke

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

I'm working on the playlist with Swedish music that I've promised some of you. Their gonna be a rock n' roll one, a soft one and a dark one.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 2:51 p.m.">@jevoislafemme Thank you! It means a lot.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:33 p.m.">@MontagsOnFire Thanks. That means a lot.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:32 p.m.">@DanielTeame I think there is a couple of them. I think at least Ireland and the uk has one.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:24 p.m.">@DanielTeame Should we pitty the countries that have one? ;)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:23 p.m.

On of the best things about my boyfriend is all the fantastic vegetarian food he makes me every day. Best regards, one lucky bastard.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:20 p.m.">@Pauly_Miller Ah, I see. Something I can be quite brilliant;) There are pricks in every culture/ religion. Some ppl are so narrow minded.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:13 p.m.">@Doofling Thanks. And yes, it’s really sad.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:12 p.m.">@Pauly_Miller That I missed:) I lot of other people where racists though.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:51 p.m.">@AbsoIuteBanana I didn’t say otherwise. I said that the women are the ones that get most exposed.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:33 p.m.

Ok, it’s not morning. It’s lunch. But I just woke up. Got so tiered of all the arguing on twitter last night.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:31 p.m.

Good morning world. Let us all be friends today. Wouldn’t that be nice?

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:22 p.m.

.">@N_Standingford Thanks. My only style is tweeten what’s in my head at the moment:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:18 p.m.">@yehoshuawhite Way to long:) I should say between mid October to mid March. But of course with variations.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:16 p.m.">@meep_vie No, but it sure sounds fun.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 2:27 a.m.

Dear twitter,">@sweden is going to bed. I hope that Joan, Bruce and everyone else singing this song are right.">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 2:20 a.m.">@FaisalA2 It's">@HorungeDeluxe. But I usually tweet in swedish. But there's always google translate:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 2:08 a.m.

.">@benbo81 I have a lot of arguments. Hit me with one of ours and we start from there.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 2:05 a.m.">@George_Sayers1 And in what way did I say that people aren't?

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:53 a.m.">@Ikoof Yes, I don't have the numbers but there is.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:53 a.m.">@benbo81 I can. But there's no point in doing so because your'e a lost case.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:51 a.m.">@HeatherColson It is. And it is considered a hate crime here as well. Sadly a very common one.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:46 a.m.">@anniedundun But sometimes it fun;)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:42 a.m.

My friend is born i Sweden and is a full blown swede. RT">@benbo81:">@sweden he's right. She should assimilate or go back to he own country.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:41 a.m.

Does anyone else wanna have this conversion? I don't. RT">@benbo81:">@sweden he's right. She should assimilate or go back to he own country.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:38 a.m.

.">@cdreue I think that you should get more knowledge before you speak your mind about other cultures and religions.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:26 a.m.">@CapnMarko Haha, I should have known better.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:24 a.m.

.">@cdreue The women I know that wear hijab is very strong, funny and outspoken women. I'll think you can find that behind the niqab as well.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:16 a.m.

Oh, I see the love on twitter. And i love the love:) "RT">@MorganinIndy:">@sweden there is a lot of love too, you just have to look harder"

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:11 a.m.">@MikeDJeremy To me, when I person does like that man did to my friend is being an asshole. And some of them will never change.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:06 a.m.

It makes me sad to see that there is so much racism on twitter and that people just love hating on other people.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 1:05 a.m.

Me writing a tweet that I was upset that my friend got attacked by a man trying to take of her hijab made the darkness of twitter appear.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:50 a.m.">@henriktornberg I only see that you are quite rude and narrow minded.">@texassheriffen

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:46 a.m.">@SCZaKi Please tell me why you think I'm intolerant.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:43 a.m.">@charlythechef Sorry. But even here we have second class citizens and it's sad.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:40 a.m.">@fatemehf It's">@HorungeDeluxe. I tweet in swedish though. But there's always google translate:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:34 a.m.

.">@lenasverige I've been attacked by men. But I can't say if they were christian, muslim or atheist. They were men.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:31 a.m.

.">@charlythechef Unfortunately we have a lot of intolerance here as in so many other part of the world.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:28 a.m.

I make jokes and criticize all type of fanaticism. RT">@lenasverige:">@sweden Why do you make jokes of Christians but not of Muslims?

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:24 a.m.

There is a lot of good things about Sweden as well as bad things. One of the really bad things is">

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:19 a.m.

.">@fatemehf It really upsets me that society and intolerance makes some people second class citizens.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:17 a.m.">@dralemrani Of course I do. Everyone should be able to dress the way they want. Religion or not.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:15 a.m.">@JasonJMurdoch It's sad. Being muslim in Europe is like being a jew in the 30ties, as a muslim friend of mine said.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:14 a.m.">@Zarushin The reason that muslims are discriminated in sweden doesn't have much to do with religion. More that people are pricks.

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:10 a.m.">@real_kaplan I going back to my own account on sunday. I like it here but it will be like coming home:)

@sweden Nov. 10, 2012, 12:09 a.m.

Every muslim I know has been attacked in one way or another. And it's always the women who are most exposed to intolerance.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:59 p.m.

Ok, now I'm being naive. Some people will always be assholes.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:57 p.m.

There have always been intolerance and stupidity. But people should know better by now by awareness and knowledge.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:53 p.m.

He said that if she's gonna live here she has to dress like a swede. It's sad that people think that they have the right to be assholes.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:51 p.m.

Fucking intolerance! Just talk to my friend who told me that a man on the subway in Stockholm tried to pull her hijab of on her way home.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:32 p.m.">@gnylund I've always liked Canada. After this week, even more.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:44 p.m.">@SenatorCaesar Thanks for telling me. I'm gonna start right away.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:43 p.m.">@aaronmhill">@Frowzytwo I think it's easy to be a vegetarian in Sweden. There's a lot of stuff to buy and the restaurants getting better.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:42 p.m.">@zappdos Hahaha, I've forgot that one. That's exactly how we do it.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:13 p.m.">@JRoc23 Fuck can have so many different meanings. If you say fuck as in "to fuck" it's "knulla".

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:06 p.m.

Some see the wolfs as evil creatures. Therefor there aren't many of them left in Sweden. Please sign to save them.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:02 p.m.">@KarinRed13 That's an intelligent friend.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9 p.m.">@NggakBisaGitu It's already signed:) But I will share the link.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 8:31 p.m.

.">@AmFortyish I don't eat meat. But yes, I should absolutely eat them with lingonberry jam.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 8:26 p.m.

I just can't stand him! It scares me thinking about how many young girls that wanna lose their virginity to this guy.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 8:12 p.m.">@marcelrgoto I'm glad to hear that.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 8:12 p.m.

If you drink a lot of beer really fast you don't need to eat any dinner.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 8:10 p.m.">@Scrumpto Haha, I know! Finally I'm gonna get my 15 min. of fame.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 7:26 p.m.">@marcelrgoto The more we talk about mental illness the better. I hope that you get the help you need. Life really can be good.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 7:11 p.m.">@tess_tweets Haven't tried yet. But everyone I now that uses one say that's it really good.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

Luckily Family Guy is only one blip away and can save both my eyes and ears.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

Turn the tv on and it's Taylor Swift preforming. Wanna poke my fucking eyes out and put them in my ears. Killing me softly, the bad way.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 7:05 p.m.">@_JakeTucker Thanks. No I tweet in swedish. There's a lot you asking if I will tweet in english after this. Haven't decided yet :/

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 6:35 p.m.

Would like to go for a drink or five. But the lack of energy is probably gonna make me become one with the sofa tonight.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 5:59 p.m.">@tommlie They are always on my playlists:)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 5:57 p.m.">@AnnieDequinceyM I would love to have your friends.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 4:47 p.m.">@reebix No, he doesn't. I will tell him and hopefully he won't let you talk to the hand.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 4:42 p.m.">@stephaniemarcus I don't think that it would be a problem. But talk to">@emanuelkarlsten who have written the article.">@HuffingtonPost

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 4:34 p.m.">@retsticka">@NakenKatten You can be. Absolutely. I think you should talk to your doctor who would be able to send you to the right experts.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 4:31 p.m.">@reebix I never forget. Come to Gothenburg and I'll fix you up.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

In Stockholm people are showing their dislike that Chris Brown is coming to town by posting these posters.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:51 p.m.">@kolhjem">@_wanetta_ After what I read the plastic that the cup is made of i far less dangerous than the bleached cotton in tampons.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:20 p.m.">@Bettanz Yes, the PM's son were at home.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:18 p.m.

The Prime Minister wasn't home but one of his sons were, which to me is so much worse. Poor kid.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:18 p.m.

Some of you are wondering what happened at the Swedish Prime Minster's resident today. It seems like one of his guards have killed himself.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:15 p.m.">@Judes_Dickey">@peopleofcanada Joy to the world and so on!

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:14 p.m.">@matrixxzero That's what's wonderful about Sweden. Even people like me have their say:)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:09 p.m.">@tobbe_j I always tweet like that, without interest in provoking. But still I seem to do. It must have something to do with my brain.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 3:07 p.m.">@matrixxzero Did what? Called Jesus a bastard? But in a way he was, wasn't he.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

People, why are you so afraid of women's menstruation? Even Jesus mother had it. Except from when she was expecting the little bastard.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

I just bought these to all the girls at the office. Use Google translate. And take care of your pussy.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 2:44 p.m.">@Chocolatemama38 Sounds good:) We should all enjoy life.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 2:31 p.m.">@fmgrant You have to follow more people! :)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 2:31 p.m.">@Chocolatemama38 We share birthday:) What year are you born, I was born -78.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 2:20 p.m.

In March my boyfriend and I are going to London to see this wonderful band. Love them!">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 2:16 p.m.

Here's the answer if you wanna keep following me:) RT">@jodieohdoh:">@sweden My twitter app Tweetbot has a built in translator function.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 1:51 p.m.">@Dannerbauer Am I not nerdy enough for you ;)">@Tejbz

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 1:50 p.m.">@Agm2pc It was a long time since I went but I think about three hours.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:43 a.m.">@jacobchr Leonard is always right!

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:42 a.m.">@Realitet Didn't know. Must dig into it. Maybe I start a ferry company:)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:41 a.m.

Actually it's mostly Swedish people invading Denmark going with that ferry:)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

The Danes are invading Gothenburg. This is the ferry between Denmark and Sweden. Just outside our window.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:36 a.m.">@Oedipus_Lex Exactly. I like that about you though.">@felixtungsteno

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:26 a.m.">@tovekluge Then we have the same approach. That's good.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:25 a.m.">@ThegoodBuck Yes, she's found. Thanks to a lot of dedicated people.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 11:14 a.m.

.">@felixtungsteno Tack = thank you. Swedes say thank you all the time. Especially when we are paying for stuff in the store:)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:55 a.m.

It's">@HorungeDeluxe. Means child of a whore deluxe. That's me:) RT">@andrewbleu:">@sweden What's your">@username on your other account?

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:53 a.m.">@mattislar I works not for everyone though. People are stupid/lazy and so on:)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:52 a.m.

Löve Google Crome RT">@madmaxly:">@sweden Whoo hoo! This makes me happy! Although, I can read some Swedish but Google Chrome will help too!

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:52 a.m.">@six_sevens Haha, I thought I was the only one being that ;)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:51 a.m.

I would be a GREAT idea! RT">@wilsonwteng:">@sweden Is it fair to say that learning Swedish from your tweets will be a bad idea?

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:30 a.m.">@ElSatanico Haha, that would make the swedes hate me. Even more;)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:29 a.m.">@mould2k I know. It's fucking stupid!

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:29 a.m.">@six_sevens Nope, I will only do it for this week the another swede takes over.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:28 a.m.">@rodet No, I know that my swedish followers will dislike that. Even if they know English.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:27 a.m.

If you want you can follow me on my swedish account. If you use google translate my tweets will be even more fucked up. That be fun.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:23 a.m.

The thing is that I like some of you a lot that I'll maybe will start another account i english. But I need to have time to work as well:)

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:21 a.m.

Many of you ask which my own twitter account is. You can read more here. I do tweet in swedish though.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 10:15 a.m.">@elsa_ra No, she was very scared. But she alright according to her fathers Facebook.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:37 a.m.

I'm glad to have been part of a search that went well. That's sadly not the case most of the time. All these missing kids makes my <3 ache.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 9:35 a.m.

The missing girl in Gothenburg was found with an unknown man at 3 am. Use google translate for more info.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 8:48 a.m.">@AblazingKitchen Give her my love. She will be able to live a good life with the right care. And I’m glad she’s getting it.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 1:48 a.m.

Thinking of what can have happened to the girl just makes me sick. Often the world is a terrible place. Specially for children.

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 1:40 a.m.

600 people are out search for the missing girl. It's cold and I don't wanna think about what has happened to her.">

@sweden Nov. 9, 2012, 12:02 a.m.

We are hundreds of people out searching for the missing girl. I feel so sorry for the family I can’t put it into words.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:22 p.m.">@mikumaria skallgången organiseras vid skårsskolan.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:20 p.m.

People waiting for further instructions in the search for the 9 year old girl that’s missing since this morning.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:17 p.m.">@fyratrapporupp skallgången organiseras från skårsskolan så vill du, ta dig dit.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:59 p.m.">@grantike86 It does. My bf and I talk about it a lot and medicine makes it better.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:43 p.m.

> in the search that gonna last all night. If you live in Gbg and wanna help check the newspapers online for more info.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:42 p.m.

There’s a 9 year old girl who went missing this morning on her way to school in east Gothenburg. My friend and I are now going to help >

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:45 p.m.

>> understand that">@SkkyScraper got confused about me liking my mother being homeless:) Sorry.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

Ok, now I've learned that >><< means like/dislike outside swedish twitter. In swedish tw >> means continuing in next tweet. So I can >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:33 p.m.

Sex, popcorn and serial killers. That makes a good evening. Good night fuckers, suckers and sweethearts. <3

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:32 p.m.

>> for today and get back tomorrow. Hopefully with my good brain. Now I'm gonna watch Dexter, eat popcorn and maybe give my bf a blow job.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:31 p.m.

Fuck, my spelling really suck (even more than usual) right now. That's how my brain works in this stage. Because of that, I'll leave you >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:29 p.m.

What kind of question is that? Of course I'm not happy about that. RT">@SkkyScraper:">@sweden You are happy to see your mother homeless?

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:26 p.m.

And now I'm gonna correct my self. Of course I mean that you CAN stand in line for then years before you get an apartment. Not that u can't.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:19 p.m.">@Judes_Dickey Horungedeluxe. But i tweet in swedish. Maybe I will start an account in english as well, if I have the time for it:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:17 p.m.

>> to rent an apartment in Gothenburg for up to ten years. Her only choice is to move somewhere else to be able to find her own home.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:16 p.m.

>> this spring and she's quite poor and now retired which means that she never can afford to buy her own place. You can't stand in line >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:15 p.m.

There is a lot of things fucked up here in Sweden. For example, in the big cites there aren't enough homes. My mother will be homeless >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

>> piss of in a sophisticated way. But to you that are wonderful, <3.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

>> pick on another person because I have no problem showing my weaker side. And at the moment I really not in the mood to tell you to >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:10 p.m.

Sorry, but I won't answer any mentions at this moment. Most of you are wonderful but some of you just see this as an opportunity to >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:06 p.m.

>> The important thing for me is that I can feel safe that I won't be ruined if I get sick. And swedes love to correct each other :)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:05 p.m.

Ok, there is a lot of swedes correcting me about the amount. Some say 1100 and some 1800. But that's not what's important. >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:04 p.m.">@AnnicaAap My last free card did I get when I'd paid 900 kr. Maybe it's different in different part of the country. But I don't know.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

>> bit slower and I need to think more to get things right. But, earlier today my brain was fast as hell and I made business as a pro:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9 p.m.

Sorry, if I'm a little bit slow in my writing right now. That's one thing that happens when I get in this stage. Everything goes a little >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:59 p.m.

>> even if I don't get sick. I have no problems helping everyone to feel safe that they will get the proper care. It's givers gain.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

>> someone of my loved ones or me get sick, they will get proper care without being ruined. I also have no problem paying taxes >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:57 p.m.

>> much but for me (and I'm a business owner which means that I pay a lot of taxes) it isn't a problem. I like to know that if >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:56 p.m.

>> your illness is. This is financed by taxes as so many other things in Sweden, that's why we pay around 30% taxes. It might sound >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:55 p.m.

>> 1100 sek and then it's for free for one year. If you go to the ER the time you have to wait is different, it depends how serious >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:53 p.m.

>> healthcare, which if you ask me is good. I've got some fabulous help. It's the same thing with medicine, you pay up till (I think) >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:52 p.m.

>> if I save all my receipts. After that I get a free card and it doesn't cost me anything for a year. This is if you use the public >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:50 p.m.

Ok, will try to explain how it works with the healthcare system in Sweden. If I start going to the doctor I will only pay up to 900 sek >>

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:48 p.m.

Now you are giving me so many mentions that I'm not able to answer them all, even if I'd like to.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:46 p.m.

Without medicine I get much worse. But when I'm on it my life is great. I have times like this. But it only last a couple of days. Or hours.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:43 p.m.

The same ting when it comes to medication. If that was not the case, I would have to pay about 20 000 sek a year for my medicine.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:42 p.m.

When you have paid 900 sek (google it:) you get a free card for a year which means that you go to the doctor for free.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:41 p.m.

The other day I wrote about the free healthcare we have in Sweden. Yes, financed buy taxes, but still free.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:39 p.m.

I learned here today that some call bipolar type 2 "softly bipolar". I think that sounds nice. Soft is good:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:38 p.m.

And that how it is for me. For others it can be so much worse. They can go for weeks or months being depressed or hypo manic.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:36 p.m.

I can feel so energetic, fun and creative. And a couple of ours I feel like this. Empty and a little bit sad.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:35 p.m.

Right now I should probably tell you something about Sweden or about myself. But I just feel quite empty. That's one of my bipolar sides.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:24 p.m.">@BigRyanPark No, I haven't. Will check it out right away.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 7:30 p.m.">@JPruettPoole Thanks. Sorry, I can’t name just one. There’re so much good music:) But I’m gonna make I playlist on request and post it here.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 7:26 p.m.">@qarinalarsson Haha, there are some similarity.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 7:25 p.m.">@jodieohdoh Probably not. But thank you:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 7:08 p.m.">@JanJoostBouwman No, only one of them. The other ones are his pals:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 6:41 p.m.">@wellsten Will check it out. Thanks.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 6:10 p.m.">@Greybush420 I should say that it is.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 6:06 p.m.">@Tarakiyee Some, but mostly positive.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 5:07 p.m.">@bjsebeck You need to drink the right ones:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

There are way to many prudish people in the world. Their life would be so much more fun if they loosen up a little bit.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:52 p.m.">@15c3PO I don’t think I’ve had. Thanks for the tip, I will check it out.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:50 p.m.">@keithbrooks It’s ok, as everyone else you’re right to have your opinion. But I have a lot of bad things to say about Sweden as well.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:48 p.m.">@Libagno Interesting, I wanna see that data. Do you have any sources where I can read more?">@Mickael_L

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:44 p.m.">@CounselorAdrian Maybe">@rnadworny thinks using google translate will make his point clearer and that will make them shut down the account.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:24 p.m.">@cwellton It makes me glad to hear that. Both that you're working for better rights and that you have a caring family. <3

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:23 p.m.">@keithbrooks Just a couple of days left my dear. Hope the next one is to your satisfaction.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:17 p.m.">@Libagno">@mickael_l If you buy fair trade products that haven't been transported across the world it's surely better for the environment.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:13 p.m.">@cwellton Sorry to here that. And the way our present government is handling sick people is terrible. The rich thing was a joke:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:11 p.m.

.">@Mickael_L I don't eat meat or products from the other side of the world. So, locally produced is the shit!

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:10 p.m.">@Mburked Yep, the good beers are. But we drink it anyway:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

You know my viking boyfriend as many of you called him, a friend of ours took his picture yesterday. Bad ass? Yes.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 4:06 p.m.">@simpabest I disagree, there're so many kinds of ales. But I drink the ones you mention as well.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:51 p.m.">@Konvention">@OB_Wine_Kenobi">@Tommikael I was going to post that picture as well. But there weren't enough space.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:48 p.m.">@ForBrokenEars We drink beer from all over the world in Sweden. And we love it:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:48 p.m.

We are all very rich ;)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

.">@OB_Wine_Kenobi">@Tommikael It's the one on the right. Because of the King Gustav who pointed out where Gothenburg should be built.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:39 p.m.">@rhak79 Belgian beer is good. And I like Visby.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:38 p.m.">@EdjuarezGT Uppsala is really nice, and the strong beer is good:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:36 p.m.">@Vassaste_Kniven I know and drink them all:) Dugges is swedish as well.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:36 p.m.">@simpabest Give me tips on "proper beer". I'm curies.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:35 p.m.

.">@Tommikael The one on the right is from Dugges which is Swedish.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:33 p.m.">@Johnny_Boiiiii Nope, not my kind of music at all.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:27 p.m.

We talked about beer yesterday. Here's a couple of my favourites.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:08 p.m.">@svknco My boyfriend family lives there. I think it's a pretty little town. Be he and other from there doesn't like it for some reason.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 3:01 p.m.">@bio99sva Yes, I think it does. Especially when you sitting in front of the computer. They have a good one at Medstop (see you're from S)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 2:13 p.m.

Friends of mine. The singer is from Dallas but lives i Gothenburg. The Don Darlings.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 2:11 p.m.">@Kennermae">@tlkeyo They're Rhodesian Ridgebacks, look a lot like vizlas but are bigger. And from South Africa:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 2:07 p.m.">@tommlie">@juffery You can buy Brewdog in most of the pubs in Gothenburg.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 2:06 p.m.

One of the coolest places I've been to. Hell Garden in Bangsaen, Thailand.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:53 p.m.

. I both it on a motorcycle festival in Bangsaen, Thailand. Love it!">@aliceisonaboat

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:52 p.m.">@elinarbfors Yep. Give them kisses from us.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:51 p.m.">@HBrovell I don't think that it's more than around 20%, but I guess">@curatorsofsweden answer that question better than I.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:50 p.m.

.">@thebeatch">@Wrach_Gwyn They're Rhodesian Ridgebacks named Nero, Hagman, Pixie and Zion. And the small one a mixed bread named Nova.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:44 p.m.">@FakeDrVance I'm not a fan of Lekman but I love Tallest man on earth.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:43 p.m.

Another thing a love about Sweden, my beautiful friends can get married and their son can have to fantastic dads.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

You can call me the crazy dog lady if you wanna. It's ok.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:21 p.m.">@tommlie Ok, whiskey and haggis. It's a deal.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:20 p.m.

I use T.E.N.S for my sore back at the moment. Here's another swede using it, but in a different way.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:18 p.m.">@tommlie Hard to vegetarian haggis though:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:27 p.m.">@angrysmiley I know some of them. But don't like their music.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:24 p.m.

I've promised some of you to make a Spotify playlist with Swedish rock n' roll. Let me get back to you about that later this week.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:23 p.m.

Here's another Swedish band I like. Abramis Brama, singing in Swedish.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

Here's more about Gothenburg, the lovely town where I live.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:17 p.m.

.">@TonesMcG Pat Robertson, a crazy Christian fundamentalist.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:17 p.m.">@k_runswick_cole You answered the tweet where a called disabled handicapped and that was wrong of me.">@marcusbrig

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:15 p.m.">@k_runswick_cole That makes me a biggot? No, it only makes me a person with bad language and it's nothing wrong with that.">@marcusbrig

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:13 p.m.">@tommlie Yes, the nature is extremely beautiful. Both my boyfriend are into Scottish whiskey so it would be wonderful. No haggis though:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:04 p.m.">@tommlie If I only can find one reason going to Scotland that would be enough:) But I can find a lot of more reasons.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, noon">@LorentzTovatt Anonymous to that extend that if someone google my name they don't find my twitter. And yes, people google my name.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:48 a.m.">@LorentzTovatt It's because I want to be anonymous.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:47 a.m.">@marcusbrig">@k_runswick_cole said it was bigotry to write handicapped instead of disabled.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:39 a.m.">@marcusbrig">@k_runswick_cole So, I'm a biggot because my English not perfect?

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:32 a.m.">@Chonnymo It's always Ikea. Both lamp and cat.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:32 a.m.">@tenfootfangs There's a lot of good music from Scandinavia. I've promised to make a playlist with swedish music and post it hear.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 11:29 a.m.

I really wanna thank you for all the love I'm receiving. It's sure is an ego boost. Therefor I now gonna become a dictator. <3 Kisses XOXO

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:58 a.m.">@iainh It was I respond to tweets I've got when I said he was fictional. Take a look at my earlier tweets to understand the context.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:50 a.m.">@iainh I don't need to prove it. Because I don't care if he did or didn't.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:47 a.m.">@PhillipsPasha We care a lot. And we're very glad with the result.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:46 a.m.

That's how i roll. Down hill. RT">@madmaxly:">@sweden Slight change of subject...

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:42 a.m.">@PhillipsPasha Softly bipolar, never heard that. I like it!

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:40 a.m.">@mould2k I did? Sorry, didn't know that it was spelled differently. It where marked read and changed it it self. Sorry.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:37 a.m.

That's correct. RT">@mould2k:">@sweden That's the problem with organized religion rather than faith itself. The two should be differentiated >

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:35 a.m.

Did I say that what they did was ok? No, I didn't. RT">@perhagwall:">@sweden So, which religion did Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot practise?

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:33 a.m.

Yes, Jesus existed (some people wound disagree). And he never killed anyone himself. But I lot of killing has been done in his name.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:31 a.m.">@akshayvidwans Oh, there's a lot. Some of them international known. Check out Entombed, In Flames, At the gates, Graveyard.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:21 a.m.

That's why i prefer nature and music as my homies instead of Jesus or other fictional people.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:19 a.m.

For years millions, including jews, homosexuals, Roma people, handicapped & different thinking have been massacred in the name of religion.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:04 a.m.">@lastAtheist It's back:) I pressed enter to fast.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 10:04 a.m.

You can always put your trust in a higher power."> Yes, it an old picture. But still, great.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

I just learned that the Robertson quote is from 1992 election. Just wondering how he feels now, after this election. Haha, poor thing.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:56 a.m.

You are right on that one. RT">@maxui:">@sweden The more this idiot talks the better. Just exposing his ignorance.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:25 a.m.">@lastAtheist Mostly:) And you are not the last atheist. Hopefully more people will se that religion is a scam.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:21 a.m.

.">@bjanasik I really can't save the empathy for you if you think that Pat Robertsson has a point.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:19 a.m.">@bjanasik So you agree with Pat? I feel sorry for you.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:13 a.m.">@ben_hr">@jevoislafemme">@shinyhealthy Puh, I was about to go get the biggest knife i the kitchen to cut my arms. ;)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 9:09 a.m.">@ben_hr">@jevoislafemme">@shinyhealthy Ok, I don't get it. Do you love me or hate me? Not that it will change me, just curios:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:58 a.m.">@Koffeinad I KNOW! But I always spell Satan with a capital S. But I see you’re point and I’m with you on that.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:55 a.m.">@trilskarn you inspirer me in so many ways.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:29 a.m.">@TheGaytard I know. And it’s awful!

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:28 a.m.

.">@christinmalen Heeeeere’s Sweden!

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:27 a.m.">@Deap82 That’s what he thinks as well:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8:21 a.m.">@mikedalena come here baby. I’ll introduce you to my gay friends. And in Sweden you’ll be able to marry them:) Not all of them though.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 8 a.m.">@Fruttel1 I’m sorry to hear that. But if bad language is childish I guess I like that childish part of my personality.">@Jeremyeh

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 7:57 a.m.">@Jeremyeh">@Fruttel1 And this baby runs a successful company since five years, dressed in suits all day. And despite that I like to say fuck.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 7:54 a.m.">@RainbowFright04 Obama in his speech yesterday.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:12 a.m.">@leslierins Haha. God will forgive you:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:09 a.m.

I say good night with two of my favourites, swedish Entombed’s cover of the amazing Roky Erickson.">

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 1:04 a.m.">@itastepaint I don’t. But a lot of people have asked me. Let me think about it:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:58 a.m.

I’m sorry for mentioning God, fuck and orgasm in the same tweet. Fuck, I did it again!

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:56 a.m.">@JohnBelitsky Haha, that thought freaks me out.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:53 a.m.">@AccessibleJoe You’re so spot on. I hope he will to! He brings the world hope.">@daniellepvieira">@BarackObama

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:51 a.m.

One thing I don’t like about me. When I orgasm I often scream ”Oh God”. What’s up with that? I’m an atheist for fuck’s sake.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:49 a.m.">@trewe Then it must be a ghosts I’m dealing with:)

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:48 a.m.">@Scrumpto Take care of each other.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:47 a.m.

I will hunt you down. Don’t mess with a hormonal woman. RT “@JanJoostBouwman:">@sweden I believe PMS was officially declared fictious.”

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:44 a.m.">@madeleine_swe Brag away my dear. Show those fuckers.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:42 a.m.">@Scrumpto I know. It was all over the news here. I hope that your losses weren’t to big. :(

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:13 a.m.

HAHAHA! RT">@Kalmanism:">@sweden We have a similar thing in my house, I call them my family.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:07 a.m.

Just learned that it's the same in the UK.RT">@daniellepvieira:">@sweden We have a similar thing in Australia. We call it Tall Poppy Syndrome.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:06 a.m.">@elsa_ra HAHAHA, that's a typical swedish thing as well.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

Somewhere in between = <3 RT">@Nino_Negrino:">@sweden Americans are exactly the opposite. I wish we were more similar to Swedes in this way.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:03 a.m.

.">@nigelmcbain That's why people do it by hiding behind the internet. They don't need to stand up for what they say the same way as irl.

@sweden Nov. 8, 2012, 12:01 a.m.">@doktorduda "I will come to you* :)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:59 p.m.

>> And that in many way is a typical Swedish thing. We even have a law for it. As usual Google will tell you more.">

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:58 p.m.

The ones complaining about my spelling or trash talking the fact that I run">@sweden this week are *drum role* ---> Swedes. >>

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:24 p.m.

Today I'm glad that its Romney missing:) RT">@PatJer:">@JohnBelitsky">@sweden and in the end there's a fucking piece missing!

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:23 p.m.">@snowyduerre If I'm morbid, I'm joking:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:19 p.m.">@snowyduerre No, I'm joking. But also, I know more than well that's not a joke to a lot of people. I'm sorry to hear that about your family.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:14 p.m.

Mankind, sometimes you just hate it.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 10:53 p.m.

Both my parents used to be teachers before they retired and I've seen how hard their job have been from time to time.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 10:52 p.m.

Watching a program about teachers. They have all my respect and I admire the work they do. We need to tribute teachers more!

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 10:44 p.m.

This most be why! RT">@BuckyKatt:">@sweden Unicorns are some of the biggest customers for anal bleaching.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

Excuse me, but this picture i not realistic! The unicorns fur can't possible be that white around it's asshole.">

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:58 p.m.">@carpal24 Take a look at my tweets after that one:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

Tonight we where going to see Pentagram at our favorite club. But the weather and work stop us from going. Saw them last time though.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:42 p.m.">@SilkkyM I feel for your girlfriend.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:41 p.m.">@OhCarissa Spanx baby. Have i nice day!

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:17 p.m.

I must say that I got one of the best men in the world. He loves me even though I try to kill him once a month. T

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:14 p.m.

Oh, I would love to have a moose. With a nose. RT">@ogoffan:">@sweden was thinking you meant moose!

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

Hopefully my PMS don't get that bad that he wants to hang himself. Would that be like second degree murder on my part?

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

HAHAHAHA! No, his not going to hang himself. He's making noises with his NOSE. Fucking auto correct. And fucking me that didn't noticed.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:08 p.m.">@Dernier_Ciel It's an event company.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:06 p.m.

He is now seeking comfort in his Playstation. Probably a better partner for him at the time. :)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:05 p.m.

My poor boyfriend have fled the room because I said I would kill him for making to much noise with his noose. Yes, I have PMS.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9 p.m.

Need to work (1 of the bad things running a company, you always need to work). Clients never seem to sleep and always wants quick responds.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:56 p.m.

>> one of the first thing people ask when you meet them for the first time is: How old is she/he. When your aware of it it's quite fun.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:54 p.m.

I've read that people, when they meet new people, feel safe talking about weather or numbers. For example, if you have a kid or a dog --->

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:52 p.m.

Ok, what I did a couple of tweets ago ---> talked about the weather. The topic that unites the Swedish people.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:51 p.m.">@angrysmiley Nothing wrong at all. It's totally wonderful like 5 weeks per year.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:35 p.m.

.">@niffyat HAHA, yes I see that know. I was going to write the Bahamas but it didn't hit. So Hawaii had to be ok:) THE HAWAII!

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:21 p.m.

One thing I don't love about Sweden ---->> the fucking depressing, windy, rainy and cold weather outside right now. *moving to the Hawaii*

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 6:02 p.m.

Because of that my throat is sore I use twitter for screaming instead for doing it irl.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 5:59 p.m.

Leave the office for fuck’s sake! Some people are driving me mad. And I’m quite mad to start with.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 5:44 p.m.

RT “@jennywenzer:">@sweden Looking for young women who like to contrib w story of mental illness to support"> Thanks!”

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 5:44 p.m.

Next retweet is about an organisation which girls can turn when needed. The website is in Swedish, but google translate will do the job:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 3:39 p.m.

Ireland, tomorrow">@wisgwyn and">@doktorduda will invade Dublin. They need lots of beer and good locking Irish men.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 3:30 p.m.">@jennywenzer Wright it in English and I will retweet it. Rules for this account:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 2:37 p.m.">@jeppedylarsen I love those. Unfortunately I need a big car in my job.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 2:37 p.m.">@DrSarahNat It's not wrong, they're wonderful. But hard to get.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 2:36 p.m.">@BexatPhotolink The fuck thing was on request from">@madmaxly:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 1:51 p.m.">@velonavia I have to use a car in my job.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 1:09 p.m.

My colleague">@reklamhoran needs new beak boots. The boot originally were used by the Sami’s, native people of Sweden.">

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 12:08 p.m.">@amicus_AU Killing the troll. Thank you:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, noon">@ElinaVale The next tweet was only an insult. Killing the troll.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:52 a.m.">@curious_tourist Naked is always the best dress.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:51 a.m.">@zacritic That I take as a compliment.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:51 a.m.

.">@badassday There's a compliment and an insult in one tweet. Are you also bipolar? :)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:45 a.m.


@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:21 a.m.

Ask">@curatorsofsweden :)RT "@drunkpiano:">@sweden / Jenny is there any way you could petition to be Sweden's permanent twitter rep? …"

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:18 a.m.

I love when my assistant send me pictures like this!">

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:16 a.m.

.">@AndyLeandy That would be the best choice to dump all cars. But unfortunately I need a car in my job.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:14 a.m.

.">@diverdutch Your right. *doing my math and ordering a new car* :)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:13 a.m.">@madmaxly Yes, tax relieves and free parking. At least in Gothenburg.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:11 a.m.

.">@diverdutch You get tax benefits buying a electric car. So in that way, yes.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:09 a.m.

When I can afford it I'm buying an electric car though. They're still quite expensive…

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 11:06 a.m.

Someone wondered if I drive a Volvo. Nope, I used to. Now I drive a Kia cee'd sw and I love it. Especially for it's environmental benefits.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9:32 a.m.">@TheAngus We like him. He has his flaws, but don't we all:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 9 a.m.">@openfly I ask the same question. Every day:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:58 a.m.

Everyone loves unicorns! RT">@Reklamhoran: Obama on a unicorn. herrlundin's photo">

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:54 a.m.

I'm very glad that America has given us hope today. But now, lets talk about the rest of the world. Because there is one outside the US ;)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:51 a.m.

Hope people in the US and the rest of the world will be able marry what ever love you have. Love is love, it has nothing to do with gender.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:47 a.m.

.">@holatim >> But there are things that is very wrong with the politics in the US. With Obama still at power you now have a better chance.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:45 a.m.

.">@holatim I haven't been hating on the US. There's things I love about the US and I gladly visit your country over and over again. >>

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:42 a.m.">@kritan I'm gonna do a really good playlist with Swedish music.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:05 a.m.">@Chonnymo Our election is in 2014 and it’s exciting as well. But I doesn’t effect they world in the same amount as the American does.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

Ok, now I’m crying. The part about that everyone can make it in America, ”gay or straight”, way fucking amazing.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:56 a.m.">@NestorLaraBaeza Sweden of course has it’s problems as well and we are a small country comparing to the US. But we do something right:)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:52 a.m.

*love the guy in the back who can’t stop crying and laughing at the same time* :)">#obamaspeech

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

* ONCE. but thanks anyway :)

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:44 a.m.

*watching the">#obama speech and feel hopeful*

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:42 a.m.


@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:33 a.m.">@kcourtney8 No, we download it. And love it!

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:30 a.m.">@datadivajf Yep, and even take a swim if you wanna.

@sweden Nov. 7, 2012, 7:23 a.m.">@samgunn63 It’s always a girl:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:57 p.m.

Ok, good night. Now I’m gonna put my dirty hand on my boyfriends naked ass. And hopefully when I wake up Romney is at home sobbing.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:54 p.m.">@Reklamhoran Haha, såg du tweeten efter?

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:53 p.m.

But like for example, I’m thankful that we have clean and good tasting tap water I Sweden. Because I love water. But I love beer more.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:49 p.m.

Sorry, it’s not my intention to sound like a fucking life coach.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:48 p.m.

If you can’t find the big things to be tankful for you need to find the small things. Because there is always something to be thankful for.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:46 p.m.

Everyday I remind myself of all the things I’m thankful for. If you do that, life gets so much more richer.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:43 p.m.">@MJ_Swick I have relatives in Minnesota. Wanna go visit some day. I have only been on the east coast.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:39 p.m.">@treamigos When I say it like six years ago I saw I the illegal way :/">@Paul_de_Roos

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:16 p.m.">@Rudolfwega Yep, and that’s alright with me. I have no problem helping those with less benefits. Givers gain.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:15 p.m.">@JArvizu5 Haha! Good one. I think I prefers gais. And he and his wife loves going to Mexico.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:08 p.m.">@alexiskienlen I saw the eight first episodes at YouTube. Missed the last two for some reason.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:06 p.m.">@JArvizu5 Yes, I do. At least the old stuff. DT not so much. I hosted the party for Thomas from ATG when he turned 40 some weeks ago.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:02 p.m.">@sesquiotic Yes, he’s a little bit of a freak when it comes to that.">@Jagharinteaids

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:44 p.m.

This must be the best picture of my boyfriend">@jagharinteaids. All the girls love him. He plays hard to get.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:43 p.m.">@puddypad We were in Denmark. That's a completely different thing:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:38 p.m.">@jthompson67 I'm glad to hear that you liked it. Maybe you can be on it next time:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:37 p.m.">@Jagharinteaids Haha, was it Hank? But you're better looking and not as guy.">@kritan

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:36 p.m.

And another one. It's always good to bring a walkie talkie to the festival:)">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:33 p.m.

Now, looking true my instagram I get nostalgic. Roskilde festival, this summer. With my sister">@hankolsen.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:30 p.m.

Somehow I tend to surround myself with bearded men. Henrik, in the middle, matches his beard with red lipstick.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:23 p.m.

The program about sex is on channel 3. On channel 5 they show Twilight. I've heard that they never fuck. Don't need to see it to believe it.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:20 p.m.

Here's my boyfriend and I, looking our best. As always.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:15 p.m.

My boyfriend just called and he is on his way home. Like the perfect woman I am I do all my farting before he gets here.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:14 p.m.">@petitecaja Haha, Twilight I don't wanna know anything about:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:09 p.m.">@MartinLiska Yes, I've seen that:) Not really the same thing though.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:06 p.m.">@MortalGreenWhim That's a girl with good music taste:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:05 p.m.

Which is a good thing. I think young people needs to learn more about sex and what they like. That way they get a more healthy sex life.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

Right now on Swedish TV, channel five - "69 things you wanna know about sex". We surely aren't afraid to talk about sex.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10 p.m.">@loriahfl I and menu of my friends love it!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:56 p.m.

HAHAHA! RT">@SenatorCaesar:">@sweden I don't like Brutus.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:46 p.m.

I just find two more episodes of Here comes honey boo boo that I have missed. Oh, the joy!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:21 p.m.

"didn't seem fair to that poor thing." Sounds like typical swenglish.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:20 p.m.

When a got Brutus (the cat) I thought about naming the other cat Julius. But it didn't seem fair to that poor thing.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:17 p.m.

Brutus (same name as my cat and Caesars backstabbing friend) is another great Swedish band.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:41 p.m.">@PeterSvenonius I have no problem paying taxes if it gives everyone healthcare. Givers gain and so on.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:39 p.m.

.">@karengeier No, it's not mandatory to wote in Sweden. But I think we should all do it and be thankful that we live in a democracy.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:36 p.m.

You are still bitching about that free healthcare is communism? Don't you have an election to attend to instead of arguing on the internet?

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:29 p.m.">@MattiasLejbrink">@paul_de_roos Nope, the intöööörnet is the place:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:28 p.m.">@nselby">@LynsieLee Come to Gothenburg and I'll buy you a couple of beers.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:25 p.m.

.">@Paul_de_Roos I love, love, love The Trailer Park Boys!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:25 p.m.

.">@PolicyNMovies We have a lot of good shows about the environment, science and society issues.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

Ok, I was kidding about the German porn. The kind of porn I prefer is the one where no one get hurt and are doing it by their own free will.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:20 p.m.

Not a patriot when it comes to porn:) RT">@KenElizabeth: But Swedish porn is better. What kind of Swede are you!?!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:18 p.m.">@minitio10 Haven't watched the second season yet. But I'm gonna.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:17 p.m.

.">@PolicyNMovies Now, all shows in English is shown in English, French shows in French and so one. There are no voice overs, only subtitles.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:13 p.m.">@jennysoffel Watched BE, TB and FM. Gonna see Homeland and probably GOT, but I'm skeptical about the last one:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:11 p.m.

.">@Mikaels91 Yes, love Modern Family as well!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:10 p.m.">@minitio10 Yep, but I wanted it to be a little bit more scary:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

But I prefer German porn.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

My favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Dexter, TWD and of course Family Guy. And loved the UK version (original version!) of The Office.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

I'm surprised that so many of think that shows like Family and The Walking Dead airs here in Sweden. We got it all! ;)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:02 p.m.">@PerHyden Brian. Love and hate Peter at the same time:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

Dinner and Family Guy. Perfect combo.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

Meanwhile you can trash me with mentions about how ignorant I am and listen to Witchcraft."> Kisses.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:30 p.m.

You know what. Now I'm gonna eat some fattypancake (tjockpannkaka) with apples and homemade blackcurrant (from my garden) jam.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:27 p.m.">@CameronCLindsay Yes, I would think so.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

.">@14Costello Obama. For sure. He's not great, but better than the other dickhead.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:17 p.m.">@yehoshuawhite Ok, like a website? Heres one with different kinds of sandwiches. But you need to use google translate:)">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:12 p.m.">@AdmiralOdawg">@Navirep Take a look at my last tweets and you find it.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

>> when there was starvation here in 1800. Most of it is in english. It's really wonderful.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

Here's the show about Americans going back to Sweden to find out more about there relatives that left the country for the US >>

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:02 p.m.">@yehoshuawhite Say what? Do you want an osthyvel? :)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:58 p.m.

Oh, don't misunderstand my tweet and presume that I think that every american family is like that. I just love Honey Boo Boo Child.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:55 p.m.

.">@pajp I did the celebration party for the finnish people in Gothenburg in february. Learned a lot about finnish culture. Really nice!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:52 p.m.

Here's an american family I love! Would like to live with them for a week.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:49 p.m.">@medelklassman Didn't know that. But then, you've always been smarter than me (or smarter than I?).

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:29 p.m.

Haha, the shit storm is coming at me. RT">@Jagharinteaids:">@sweden And NOW the shit will hit the fan ;)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:28 p.m.

But I do like most americans I meet, and I've been visiting the country (amongst many other) and love your hospitality.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:26 p.m.

But what do I know? I'm just a freak from tiny Sweden. The only thing I know is that I'm glad not to live in America.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:25 p.m.

If a government can finance police, education, MILITARY, jails etc they sure would be able to finance free healthcare as well.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:21 p.m.

And believe me, as a business owner I pay A LOT of taxes. But I also know that my quit poor mother gets the care she needs because of it.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:19 p.m.

If it means that I will pay taxes all my life it's ok with me. It givers gain at it's best.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:18 p.m.

I'm no expert, so many on twitter already wanting to call yourself experts, but I think the humane thing to do is to help people in need.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:16 p.m.

I have no problem paying taxes if it gives me and others the opportunity to feel safe when we get sick, that we get the care we need.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

Needed to take a call from a customer… But I see that my last tweet got you going:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:52 p.m.

Like any sane people would. RT">@tuviyaaa:">@sweden I wish we had free healthcare here in the US!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:51 p.m.

.">@PeppeW I'm just asking a question. And there's a lot of americans that don't won't free healthcare because they don't want the taxes.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:49 p.m.

Sorry, the program I linked to is copyright protected and can't be seen in other countries.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:46 p.m.

One of the things I really love with Sweden is our free healthcare. I can not understand how anyone can see that as a bad thing?

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

Here's a show thats on Swedish tv. It's about americans going back to Sweden and the places there relatives come from.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:36 p.m.

.">@gratepool We want Obama for president!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:35 p.m.">@willr_ I don't have that one. But we love our lunch boxes:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:34 p.m.">@pelutt">@tinlizzy Yes, I know. I have relatives there myself:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:19 p.m.">@Sa_na_si I noticed. Now it's in english:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:19 p.m.

You have? Did you know he was a swedish king? RT">@tinlizzy:">@sweden hey - we have a Gustavus Adolphus college here in Minnesota (US)!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:16 p.m.

Today we celebrate Gustavus Adolphus day in Sweden. How we do it? We eat pastries:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:09 p.m.

Happy birthday mommy! RT">@voilakevin: hey">@Sweden - My mom was born 70 years ago today in Stockholm. One of your best exports ever!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:06 p.m.">@MovemberSWE You should contact">@curatorsofsweden. Sound like a good idea.">@tomrkd

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 5:03 p.m.

.">@amandamuses It opened a couple of months ago. Here it is.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 4:54 p.m.">@rainerklute Will do! They last ones were Asteroid and Isobel and November.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 4:52 p.m.">@pure_outdoors You can order from their web shop. But one of the things thats nice about it is of course being in the shop:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 12:52 p.m.

Lunch at the most beautiful hotel in Gothenburg, Dorsia. Everything here is perfect.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:57 a.m.">@kel_holbeck nope, lever nosed Rhodesian Ridgebacks.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:56 a.m.">@VictorStrmgren I promise! Now, meetings.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:30 a.m.

In our home we only use products from"> Best stuff ever. And NO ANIMAL TESTING!">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 11:04 a.m.

Another great Swedish band, if you like this kind of music. And I do.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:20 a.m.">@matildabjorn And I liked your tweets. It's all about diversity.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:19 a.m.

Need to work. Here you have some good swedish music tough.">

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:11 a.m.">@RevPLane">@hejsonja was the reason I started follow this account. She's great.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:07 a.m.

That includes going to a spa. That's a good workshop.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:07 a.m.

As much as I like to hang out with you, today I need to work a lot.. Have a workshop with one of our big clients this afternoon.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10:01 a.m.">@OceanJune">@PimpleEye">@SagDec15">@ChelseaBeach I think most of the world do because it affect us all.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 10 a.m.">@emfen You get nominations from others. Probably teenagers.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:56 a.m.">@hejsonja And you fucking ruled!

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:52 a.m.

Every swede is their own individual. As every human on earth. And this is me and this week I'm asked to be me at this account.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:50 a.m.

But I'm asked to tweet the same way I do at my own account. So that's what I'm gonna do. I'll be serious and I'll be ironic and sarcastic.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:48 a.m.

Most of the criticism I get about my why to run the">@sweden account are from swedes. They think that I make bad advertising for our nation.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

>> yrkesmässig och det var det Visit Sweden ville ha. I mitt företag är jag ytterst professionell.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:17 a.m.">@treamigos Det fick du. Dock har jag inget behov av att minnas om 100 år:) Plus att jag använder mitt privata konto för att inte vara >>

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:13 a.m.">@ryaneriksson Most of us do and prefer Obama instead for Romney. Personally Romney give me the shills.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 9:05 a.m.">@Feltan">@hansahlborg Är det det som kallas RT-stöld <3

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:56 a.m.">@treamigos Av nyfikenhet undrar jag när du tyckte att det gick från kul till pinsamt? Började ju med att min hund behövde skita:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:54 a.m.">@treamigos Jag driver ett företag som arbetar med kommunikation så jag förstår vad du menar. Här har jag dock en annan uppgift.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:16 a.m.">@desireekoh13 That’s good. Not the stress tough:)">@bmgassler

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:15 a.m.">@cupofassam I’m glad to hear that. The companies running the trains get a lot of shit from swedes.">@bmgassler

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:13 a.m.">@treamigos Jag skrev precis innan att Skåne var Sverige rövhål. Även det med ironi. Jag har blivit ombedd av V S att twittra som jag gör.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 8:09 a.m.">@annipenna It’s a lovely place. If you like beer:)

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:47 a.m.

That’s nice. But you must be ironic about that? :) “@bmgassler: I love">@Sweden because your trains always come right on time”

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:43 a.m.">@ybnormal622 Sad to hear that you feel that way. I hope you get the help you need to make life easier.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:39 a.m.">@fridanelhans >> det där och fortsätter att göra så. Ha det fint.">@schmut

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:39 a.m.">@fridanelhans >> acceptera att andra är olika. Detta enligt twittrare som varit i tidigare dialoger med dig. Därför lämnade jag >>">@schmut

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:37 a.m.">@fridanelhans Jag valde att inte svara för jag blev rekommenderat att inte lägga energi på dig då du tydligen har svårt för att >>">@schmut

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 7:35 a.m.">@SweMedic">@treamigos Jag blev tillfrågad att sköta kontot, bla för att jag skriver med mkt sarkasm. Inte för att göra ”reklam” för Sverige.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 12:41 a.m.

Now I’m gonna force my boyfriend to make out with me. Good night.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 12:10 a.m.">@LatteMamaUK It was a joke my dear.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 12:09 a.m.">@aintgotnomods Gadaffi weren’t a pleasant guy if you ask me. And most of the swedes I know supported the revolution.

@sweden Nov. 6, 2012, 12:04 a.m.

.">@JamColley Skåne, it’s the ass hole of Sweden.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:42 p.m.">@whoiscemk Andra Långgatan. Good place drink beer.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:38 p.m.">@Flameninja Obama. I haven’t heard anyone say otherwise. And yes, most of us are liberal in many ways.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:35 p.m.

Yes, the bear was bipolar and drank beer in a canoe while it made love to an American car.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:31 p.m.">@Flameninja The U.S. election always does because of how it effects the wold.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:25 p.m.">@Flameninja No commercials. But it’s all over the news.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:31 p.m.">@jason_palm Do it! But I don’t know much about it though.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:29 p.m.

Just puked all over myself. The need to warn us before they show Romney on tv.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:27 p.m.

No, I’m kidding. We don’t have polar bears I Sweden. But many people think we do. And it would be nice.">@DrCandyGirl">@blakehounshell

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:16 p.m.

One of my favourite breweries is a local one called Dugges, Gustaf’s (after the king who founded Gothenburg) finger is the best.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:14 p.m.

At my favourite street in Gothenburg we have lots of pubs serving beers from all over the world and from small breweries.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:11 p.m.">@Mineko_Smith Of course we do. But I prefer Indian pale ale.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:10 p.m.

I’m sorry for the Budweiser thing. But we where sponsored. Ok! Don’t kill me.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:07 p.m.

I love that you into beer. So am I. Right now I drink water (Budweiser) tough. Leftovers from an event I did last week.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:05 p.m.

.">@KymriskaDraken I know! But still, it’s alcohol:)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:02 p.m.

.">@KymriskaDraken I don’t know if I can call Budweiser real beer. But it’s what we had at home. Leftovers from an event I did last week.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:56 p.m.

Late dinner. Korean food and American beer. Typical Swedish dinner.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:43 p.m.

.">@tanviswar don’t be sad sweetie. We don’t have polar bears in Sweden. But a lot of people think we do.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:39 p.m.">@marcelrgoto Being type 2 I have hypo mania which aren’t as bad. So, not really. But before I got the right medication it was harder.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:31 p.m.

Fuck! I just hit a polar bear with my car. Typical day in Sweden.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:17 p.m.">@marcelrgoto It effects my relationship, sometimes negative. But I have a wonderful bf that understand my ups and downs.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:13 p.m.">@bozzmozz Du får blåsa på mig om det blir dåligt med vind. :)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 8:16 p.m.

.">@fridanelhans It makes me sad that you rant about that what I know about MY illness is wrong. I explained how it is for ME.">@TheRealMBJ

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

And now to something completely different.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

Thank you for all your mentions. I can't answer all of them I'm afraid. But thank you.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:43 p.m.

>> truth. Everyone is different. But please read">@fridanelhans tweets because they are important.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

>> thing's sure and that is that I haven't made it my identity. But I choose to wright about it here to make people aware. This is my >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:40 p.m.

>> I'm an dynamic person with a lot of different sides. I'm type 2 which means that I don't get as ill as other people can get. But one >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:38 p.m.

Ok, I need to retweet this because">@fridanelhans is right in so many ways. I mean that the bipolarity is a part of my personality because >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

But now I need to take a shit. As you all need once in a while. Because we're all humans. We need to poo poo.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:27 p.m.

And I will tweet about sex amongst many other things. Because in Sweden it's ok to have an open mind and speak freely about sex. Fuck yeah!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

So you don't need to ask me if I'm manic or depressive now. I'm none of them. I'm just being myself.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:24 p.m.

>> afraid of talking about mental illness because there are so many people that aren't as lucky as I am. And it can't be a stigma anymore.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

>> it's a part of my personality. But I'm not crazy. Sometimes I'm extra tiered and sometimes extra creative. And it's ok. We must not be >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:21 p.m.

I have a lot of love in my life. And a lot of love for myself. I do take medication, but I would never choose not to be bipolar because >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:19 p.m.

>> stubbornness I managed to turn my life around when I was about 21-23 years old. Now I love my life. I've run a quit successful company >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:17 p.m.

>> else. I've had a really hard life when I was younger with sexual abuse and addiction around me. Through therapy and a lot of >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:16 p.m.

>> being bipolar type 2 so I wanna tell you more about that. For me, my life these days are great. I have my ups and downs like everyone >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:15 p.m.

I get a lot of mentions now. Most of you are wonderful and some of you aren't. And that's ok. I get some patronizing mentions about me >>

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:13 p.m.">@sofiecollini Nej, det har jag inte. Det går upp och ner. Men medicinen hjälper. Har dock aldrig varit manisk.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

Ok, this is way shit in the blue cabinet (or box as it says here) means.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:04 p.m.">@JPruettPoole I don't really think it is. Not for me anyway. But yes, it's sad!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

I wrote "shit in the blue cabin". It's "shit in the blue cabinet". I'm so sorry. I would never take a dump in a cabin. Please forgive me.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:57 p.m.

There's a shit storm coming my way.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:52 p.m.">@Vaarenius Gonna watch it on svtplay later.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

.">@Jonny_Cantrell Skitit i get blå skåpet. Make no sense at all. Who takes a dump in a cabinet?

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:48 p.m.

And auto correct wrote puppy instead of puppet. From now on I will only tweet about the weather. Like a typical Swede would.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:46 p.m.

Ok, no I really have taken "a shit in the blue cabin" as we say in Sweden. I've tweeted about masturbation and crazy religious people.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:40 p.m.

I'd love Britain even more if so. RT">@JermelD_A: I want a British version of the">@sweden page so one would ever come here again.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

I love when a puppy promise me a place in heaven. It makes me feel secure.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:30 p.m.

Someone just called me immature because I tweeted about masturbation. He ain't seen nothing yet, poor thing.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:25 p.m.

.">@HimawariChibi No, the just watch it on the internet :)">@erik_hansson

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:23 p.m.">@robertohlen I learned that today. Haven't heard of it before.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:22 p.m.">@sjunnedotcom Då bör du nog avfölja det här kontot den här veckan tyvärr. Har blivit ombedd att twittra som jag brukar.">@FreudianDelight

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:19 p.m.

.">@ronindotca It is!? I thought the U.S. where a part of Asia? In the same way that Europe is a country.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:17 p.m.">@sofiecollini Tack, jag har skrivet mer om det här. Och på några andra ställen i min tumblr:">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:15 p.m.">@Chocolatemama38 I know! Every american I know are wonderful people and the do like masturbation;)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:12 p.m.

.">@sofiecollini I have a wonderful life these days. I take medication and I do things that are good for me. Wouldn't wanna change it.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:10 p.m.

Have the hard core christians in the US woken up yet? Good to know when I should stop tweeting today.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:07 p.m.">@sofiecollini I got my diagnose three years ago. I probably had it since I was a teen.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:05 p.m.">@periodwardrobe I will tweet quit differently:) You can find her here.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6:04 p.m.">@sofiecollini Type 2 is not that serious as type 1. You can read more about it here.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 6 p.m.

They will hate me. Win!RT">@erik_hansson:">@sweden Oops. The M word. What will the consequences be from the prudish part of the Western world?

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 5:57 p.m.

.">@FreudianDelight I will handle it the same way as I masturbate. Aggressive when needed, carefully if it's required.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 5:53 p.m.">@ChefyStephie Thank you. And good morning.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 5:53 p.m.

.">@FreudianDelight No, but sometimes I use my left hand when I masturbate.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 5:39 p.m.">@TheWikitommy Here you can read more about it. I have the "light" version.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

.">@robtak">@OfTwoMindsFilm Thanks! I started crying just by watching the trailer. But out of joy, more people needs to learn about it.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 5:26 p.m.">@s1v4 Love her in Breaking bad!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 5:15 p.m.

It sure is. RT">@iSweedie:">@sweden Gratitude is the key to both happiness and success!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:45 p.m.">@rhak79 Yep, that's right. Love it.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

The sunset over Gothenburg harbor. Photo taken from our kitchen window. Again, I'm so thankful for my life.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:31 p.m.">@CanadianKelli They are calmer but very stubborn:)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:30 p.m.">@melomys Thank you for liking it:)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:27 p.m.

And this is">@wisgwyn and I when we're look like freaks. Drunk in the Stockholm subway last week.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:24 p.m.

This is me when I don't look like a freak.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:16 p.m.">@tanviswar Ouch,">@jagharinteaids is gonna kill himself now.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:15 p.m.">@CanadianKelli No, lever nosed Rhodesian Ridgebacks. Bigger than wizlas but quit similar otherwise.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:13 p.m.">@zombivish Ask">@Jagharinteaids. We both are, but his head is bigger:)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:10 p.m.

Cat number 1. As all men he thinks that we wanna see his cock.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:08 p.m.

But the dogs in my life surely are posers.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 4:07 p.m.

The man in my life,">@Jagharinteaids. As you can see he's not a poser.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:43 p.m.

.">@BKKMelissa This is the one:"> We are gonna stay in BKK for a week. Love that city!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:40 p.m.

.">@erikaworld No offense, but it makes me wanna hit people.">@ericsaademusic

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:37 p.m.

Here's another great Swedish band. Sadly broken up. But still great.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:35 p.m.">@clintonducas">@stephenfry That's absolutely wonderful!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:32 p.m.

I recommend you to watch">@stephenfry's The secret life of manic depressives. He, and the documentary is just wonderful! <3

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:29 p.m.

One of my absolute favorite people in the world are">@stephenfry. He talks more about the disorder --->>">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:27 p.m.

Some of you have asked me about bipolar disorder type 2. If you want to you can read more --->>">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:24 p.m.

The pictures from before are from Mae Phim in Thailand. I work on a nonprofit basis with Dog Rescue Thailand and gonna visit them. <3

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:21 p.m.">@arrthai">@aniko99 Yes, it's Thailand. Mae Phim in Rayon.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:18 p.m.

.">@iSweedie We create b2b (business 2 business) events and b2c (business 2 consumer) events. Managing parties, concerts, meetings etc.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 3:01 p.m.

And here’s where we gonna live. We are so fucking lucky who have the possibility to live such good life’s.”">”

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 2:56 p.m.

Here lives my colleague">@reklamhoran (not the screaming 1) and she’s says she’s at business meetings. Without her car?">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 2:47 p.m.

.">@FreudianDelight posted this picture. This is where she,">@Jagharinteaids & I gonna spend christmas & new years.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 2:17 p.m.">@Swedcitywoman Knulla. Simple as that.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 2:16 p.m.">@marcsiegert Yep. That’s right. But sadly a lot of people are lazy fucks.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 1:49 p.m.

I'm into recycling. To bad that not everyone is. Fucktards!">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 1:15 p.m.

Ok, I will not kill my college. But my colleague. Damn you auto correct!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:38 p.m.

One day I will kill my college because she's ALWAYS screaming when she's on the phone. Theres no penalty for that right?

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:37 p.m.

Some kind of STD. RT">@conorobyrne:">@sweden SCOTUS (supreme court of the united states) sounds like a disease

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

I haven't med your cat. But I know you're right. RT">@JiniMae:">@sweden My cat would be a better POTUS than Romney...

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:29 p.m.

FLOTUS get me to think of cervical fluid.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:24 p.m.

Ok, now I learned what POTUS stands for. I'll probably would be a great one. Or not. But better than Romney anyhow.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:06 p.m.

What's POTUS? Is it some kind of torture method? RT">@lovelysqualor: The current">@sweden is pretty funny. Let's vote for her as POTUS

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:04 p.m.">@lenasverige I haven't seen Homeland yet:( But I will!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 12:01 p.m.

That's the thing! RT">@diverdutch:">@sweden Aha. Verbal diarrhea then...

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:58 a.m.

I tweet the same way as I do normally. I call it my "hjärnavföring", in English my brain excrement. Poo poo.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:56 a.m.

I'm sorry if a can't answer all your mentions. But a have a fucking job to do. But I'm glad (most of) you like it so far.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:37 a.m.">@violet_verbena">@Batrouni We are all different and so on. I think Matilda was sweet.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:36 a.m.

Ok, I lied. None of those are my family. I'm waiting for Honey Boo Boo child's family to adopt me!

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:33 a.m.

.">@gabaribeau No, it's not:) But it would be nice with the hair and all.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:31 a.m.">@blizzled I'm actually the same person as at my own account. And that's the same person I am irl.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:21 a.m.">@Frinsh It's sad that he's ill. But it's a good thing that he is taking it seriously and gets help. He lived a hard life.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:17 a.m.">@NordbergElin If you're a good one yes:)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 11:16 a.m.

.">@ForBrokenEars Aj lööv beer! Favorites right now is Innis and Gunn, Twisted Thistel and Gustafs finger (from a local brewery.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:32 a.m.

Meanwhile you can listen to one of my favorite bands. Friends of mine and from my hometown Gothenburg.">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:31 a.m.

Thank you all for your warm welcome. Now I need to work for a while. But I'll be back.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:26 a.m.">@snowyduerre Thanks. And if you have any more questions don't hesitate to ask.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:25 a.m.">@auran Helps! I'm always my best when I need to be.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:23 a.m.">@RanaGaza No, unfortunately. But my friends">@doktorduda and">@wisgwyn is going this week. They are as fucked up as I am.">@ANimer">@markmedia

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:21 a.m.">@AtomicCormorant In Swedish? Here you go: Ditt jävla rövhål.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:20 a.m.">@snowyduerre Yes. But I have employes.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:18 a.m.">@karoooooo I have two anti depressives and one stabilizer. Works fine and today I live a very good life.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:17 a.m.">@auran That I'm crazy. No, most of the people is understanding and interested. They wanna know more.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:16 a.m.">@citygalatl It, as in the rest of the world, has its ups and downs. Now it's quit ok.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:15 a.m.">@AtomicCormorant No. Yes. It depends on which man. Yes, but only alive ones.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:13 a.m.">@_S_Arif It's also called manic depression. But type 2 is the light version:)

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:10 a.m.">@posmoespasmo Dvärgpedofil. Not that common I think.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:09 a.m.">@CameronCLindsay I've been lucky to get really good treatment. But I'm also very stubborn and has done everything in my power to get better.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:07 a.m.">@snowyduerre I do. And it helps me a lot. I live a really good life, but it's been a struggle from time to time. Hope she will rethink it.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:04 a.m.

And I will give you a lot of links to some really good music.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:03 a.m.

There, now I have been serious for to long. So get this fucking week started and I will learn you all about Swedish dirty words.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:02 a.m.

I have, as you can see in the bio, bipolar disorder type 2. Don’t be scared to ask me about it if you have any questions.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:02 a.m.

I will try to answers as many mentions as possible. But I have a company to run as well.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10:01 a.m.

If you want to know a little bit more about me go to">

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10 a.m.

There’s gonna be a lot sarcasm and irony in my tweets and I know that everyone don’t like that. Tough shit. And dirty language.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 10 a.m.

Close to my heart is friends and family, animal rights, beer, environmental issues, music, my job and crappy tv.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

Some of you will like it. Some of you certainly won’t. But hopefully you can stand me anyhow.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:58 a.m.

I will not really have an agenda for my week as">@sweden. Like I don't have one for my own twitter account. I just tweet what’s on my mind.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:57 a.m.

I'm 34 years old, living in Gothenburg on the Swedish west coast. Here I am the CEO and founder of an event company since 5 years.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:56 a.m.

I'm back. Let's start over. My name is Jenny and I'm gonna be this weeks">@sweden.

@sweden Nov. 5, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

Ok, I'm the new">@sweden. But first I really need to take my dog for a shit. Be right back.