Kaveh Hosseinpour

Kaveh Hosseinpour

was @sweden 2013-10-07 to 2013-10-14

Hello Twitterverse!

I'm Kaveh and I have bipolar disorder of the ultra-rapid cycling type.

I was born in northern Sweden 25 years ago, but I was raised in Malmö, also known as the dirty south where I spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, playing some football outside of the school. I hope you got that.

I'll probably be pretty angry during this week. I'm actually angry quite often. Maybe it's because I'm bipolar, or maybe it's because I love long rants which makes me seem even more disturbed than I am.

Educated at the university of Lund but now the CMO at a wholesale for restaurants. My parents are from Iran. They arrived in Sweden a couple of weeks before I was born and I'm one of those whom don't feel at home neither in Iran or Sweden. The classic second generation immigrant kid. I'll probably tell you some stories about growing up as a bipolar immigrant in Sweden when I'm not busy ranting about disturbing things Swedish people do.

I hope not too many unfollow this account this week! If you unfollow this account you're welcome to follow my other account @kavehk but that wouldn't make sense since you're unfollowing this account which means you're unfollowing me and following me again at my private Twitter and you don't want that since you unfollowed me here.

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@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:22 p.m.

**** The End ****

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:22 p.m.

Thank you and goodbye.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

For those wondering; my private account is http://twitter.com/kavehk">@kavehk but all tweets are in Swedish

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

It was a pleasure tweeting for http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. I bet the next curator will be great.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

With that said; I am a Swede. I love Sweden. It wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

That is also Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

Racist attacks occur, and so does attacks on Jews. Women with hijabs are assaulted and there’s still widespread sexism.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

But as many other countries we have issues with racism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia and sexism.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

Yes, we do have blonds, IKEA, ABBA, Volvo and meatballs. And yes, you often mix us up with Switzerland.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:20 p.m.

So when I got this platform I really wanted to talk about the image of Sweden as much as I could.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:20 p.m.

Let’s make something clear: There is no Muslim army invading Sweden, raping all women pillaging our villages.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:20 p.m.

They report about immigration, Islam, riots and violence is “threatening the Swedish model”.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:19 p.m.

Sweden’s alleged problems with multiculturalism.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:19 p.m.

But when reporting about troubles in Sweden the foreign media mostly focus on one thing:

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:19 p.m.

There’s nothing wrong with that.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:18 p.m.

The “Swedish model” is in many countries viewed as something near the perfect society.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:18 p.m.

Sweden is seen as a good example of how to ride out an international financial crisis.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:18 p.m.

Some of you have wondered why I’ve been so negative and critical. Let me try to explain:

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:18 p.m.

But I’ve also talked about institutional racism, police brutality, sexism and misogyny.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:17 p.m.

I’ve shown you Malmö. I’ve told you about Mölle and Skåne. I’ve told you about the family that introduced us to Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:17 p.m.

The previous curators have already told you about places to visit, what to eat and our history.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 4:17 p.m.

Well, this is it. The last tweets of my week as http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden.

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 8:28 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/dbozjak">@dbozjak: Good morning http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Stockholm">#Stockholm! Any recommendations for a 1 day tourist? Cc http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Oct. 13, 2013, 7:50 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Hockey_Ulf">@Hockey_Ulf: Looks like http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden RT http://twitter.com/HistoricalPics">@HistoricalPics: Fourteen year-old Osama bin Laden. He's second from the right. http://t.co/JnZ5nk9T…">http://t.co/JnZ5nk9T…

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:30 p.m.

Killed this trivia game. Thank you wine.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 7:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji verkar intressant, ger mig på den efter middagen. Tack!

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 6:54 p.m.

Cheers to Canada. Continue being awesome!

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 6:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anoxymoran">@anoxymoran Kan jag göra, men hur ändrar det synen på kvinnor i massmedia om jag gör det?

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5:23 p.m.

Swedes: Anyone that can help me finding a link to the documentary? You know which one I mean right?

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5:22 p.m.

Swedes: anyone that can

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yours_heidi">@yours_heidi http://twitter.com/playswithlife">@playswithlife I'm in the grocery store right now. I'll check when back. Shown in SVT

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/playswithlife">@playswithlife but that hate isn't towards the male gender.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5:01 p.m.

Will I try to explain why I’m bringing up the negative sides of Swedish society before the week ends? Yes.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5 p.m.

Is it another issue that some seem to think doesn’t exist in Sweden? Yes.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5 p.m.

Is misogyny and sexism an issue only in Sweden? No.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5 p.m.

Imagine that; but applied to almost every female journalist having an opinion that doesn’t resonate with these angry men.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 5 p.m.

Because as everybody knows: engaging in intercourse with a man is what would make these women sensible.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

Being raped or not have had sex in a long time are topics usually brought up in these online attacks.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

When writing about Sweden’s immigration policy one journalist was told that she should be gang raped by a bunch of Muslims.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

The documentary depicted how journalists and other women online were constantly attacked in disgusting ways.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

Also the hate towards women online was recently recognized in a documentary.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 4:58 p.m.

That’s on the first page. When I looked through the gossip page I lost count.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 4:58 p.m.

All the headlines were about how to look better, how to be better in bed (with a man) or female celebrities looks.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 4:57 p.m.

Scrolling through the website of the biggest newspaper I noticed the following: 17 headlines were about women’s looks or their sex life.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 3:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FpVannasmm">@FpVannasmm I'm going to try that. Going to talk to my parents about it. Had completely forgotten about them.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 3:41 p.m.

Ok thanks! Didn't like the second season that much.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 3:38 p.m.

Didn't watch the whole second season of American Horror Story. Will I feel lost watching the third season?

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pat_gardner">@pat_gardner thanks for following :)

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:40 p.m.

I hope they’re OK.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:40 p.m.

The used to send post cards every Christmas (duh), but that stopped some years ago.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:40 p.m.

12 years ago Ronny and Gunilla came to Malmö for a visit. I remember thinking that Ronny looked really old.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:40 p.m.

That doesn’t matter. They gave us so much that helped later on when the families moved to different parts of Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:39 p.m.

I don’t know if they tried to convert Iranians into Pentecostalism or if they were scheming in some way.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:39 p.m.

It turns out that they were Pentecostal Christians that offered to help with the integration of newly arrived immigrants.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:38 p.m.

The last couple of times we’ve spoken about Ronny and Gunilla my parents told me new things.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:38 p.m.

This was basically the best possible introduction to Sweden for a bunch of scared immigrants scarred by war and persecution.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:38 p.m.

We celebrated Midsummer together, they arranged meetings and parties for everybody.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:37 p.m.

But there was this sense of community there. The Swedish families took us in with open arms.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:37 p.m.

After the first arrival in Sweden my family and their friends were all somehow placed in Tranås. Don’t ask why or how.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:36 p.m.

This is in Tranås, the creepiest little town right in the middle of the Swedish bible belt.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:36 p.m.

I don’t remember all the details but I think Ronny and Gunilla and their family were some kind of foster family to us.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:35 p.m.

I think the reason for my family feeling so welcomed to Sweden was Ronny and Gunilla.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized thanks, but http://twitter.com/hejsonja">@hejsonja is in another league and dimension. Better ones that is.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 11:31 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Vilsjin">@Vilsjin: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Beautiful! When I grew up around there, this street was where prostitution took place. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Gentrification">#Gentrification

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Rainbowiedragon">@Rainbowiedragon beautiful but not a place foreign tourists would come only for the beach, know what I mean?

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:34 a.m.

I want wish my Cevapi Godfather http://twitter.com/jebacsson">@jebacsson good luck in his fight today.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:29 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/JJDLP">@JJDLP: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden i think the blekinge side and karlskrona are also worth mentioning for beautiful sea landscape

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/StefGaines">@StefGaines stockholms skärgård <3

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:26 a.m.

By then again; Sweden isn't exactly known for its beautiful beach resorts.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:26 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AliaAlNahawi">@AliaAlNahawi Actually not in Malmö. It's an hours drive from here.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:25 a.m.

Well that's about as nice it gets in Sweden if looking for something by the sea.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 10:17 a.m.

It's situated right by the ocean at the base of Kullaberg.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 9:57 a.m.

My favorite place in Sweden (beside the Canadian embassy) is Mölle.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/D_Degerstrom">@D_Degerstrom I hate him. And how MFF handled it. But your chants were disrespectful. Not to him. But there was a victim also.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:28 a.m.

We shouldn't get defensive when called out for it. Maybe just be humble about it and make it stop.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:27 a.m.

Point: There is distasteful racism, homophobia and misogyny in some way within all groups.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:24 a.m.

Some of our supporters chanted homophobic chants against one of the players in IFK whom has a homosexual brother.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:23 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Felippenegro">@Felippenegro: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Yes. Let´s! And while we´re at it, talk about how much more cozy and less serious homophobic chants are. No?

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 1:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sanjayrubin">@sanjayrubin http://twitter.com/ethuestad">@ethuestad that was posted before my week started :)

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:47 a.m.

Wow, suddenly I remembered Ronny. More about him tomorrow. The nicest and most religious man ever.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Britt_W">@Britt_W stämningsstabiliserande har jag fast dos på morgon och kväll. Betablockerare endast vid ångest/uppvarvning.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:24 a.m.

So the first thing I do is max out on beta blockers two days in a row. Haha. Priceless

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:23 a.m.

Can't stop laughing. The first thing they said after the lumbar puncture was that I shouldn't take any beta blockers if I get a headache.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RobertCinnamon">@RobertCinnamon Beror på vilken. Jag har hög dos lamotrigin. Hallucinationer, mardrömmar och hudutslag

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:16 a.m.

Going to have some nasty side effects when starting up with the mood stabilizer again.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:16 a.m.

Waaay too much beta blockers and no mood stabilizer at all.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:14 a.m.

Thought the headache was coming from the lumbar puncture. Turns out I have taken the wrong pills two days in a row.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, 12:04 a.m.

Sure, I liked Zlatan when he was in Malmö. But my real hero was Yksel Osmanovski.

@sweden Oct. 12, 2013, midnight

http://twitter.com/MartinSoneby">@MartinSoneby Don't know. I was 11 years old carrying around milk and soda cans.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:54 p.m.

Everybody has a story. Mine is that he used to rent movies from the store I worked in during weekends. Not the most exciting story though.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:52 p.m.

Everyone in Malmö has stories to tell about Zlatan. When he became famous everybody had in some way met him before his fame.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:50 p.m.

The same story applies to a lot of minorities all over the world.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:48 p.m.

So Zlatan had to become the king himself.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:48 p.m.

If his name had been Svensson they would've made him king.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:47 p.m.

Even when Zlatan had won the league in Holland, Spain and Italy experts used to say that he still had to prove himself internationally.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:45 p.m.

No matter what; we have to try harder, prove more and work harder to get recognition.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:43 p.m.

Zlatans story is also the story of any successful Swede with a non-Swedish name.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LazyFatNinja">@LazyFatNinja So if there are some immigrants in the crowd the chant is not racist anymore?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LazyFatNinja">@LazyFatNinja large parts of Sweden are also filled with immigrants, therefore no racism anywhere?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LazyFatNinja">@LazyFatNinja The target and reference in this case is not an area and you know it.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LazyFatNinja">@LazyFatNinja Oh so Rosengård trash is better?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/HimawariChibi">@HimawariChibi: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Also on that agenda someday: how calling out misogyny the "wrong" way is worse than the misogyny! /facepalm

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:25 p.m.

One day we'll discuss how calling out something as racist and being half wrong about it seems to be worse than the actual racism.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/larsjoel">@larsjoel inte särskilt. Snabbskrev allt på en telefon. Blir fel då.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:19 p.m.

Those who chanted it were from some reason in the section right above our supporters.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 p.m.

It was starting to away a couple of times but came back again. Last time it wasn't chanted loudly until IFK scored a goal in the last minute

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:15 p.m.

Not ALL supporters chant racist chants though. There has been internal discussions about that chant throughout the years in IFK.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PaxTiberius">@PaxTiberius correct about stupid and ignorant

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:07 p.m.

Every time I've run out of fucks to give about the national team; Zlatan comes around with a bag full of fucks.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:05 p.m.

With that being said; Zlatan is from Malmö and Rosengård.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:05 p.m.

But unlike those screaming racist chants I’m in a position where I can apologize.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:04 p.m.

That combined with a squad consisting by ALMOST only Scandinavians was the reason for that analogy.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:04 p.m.

Tattare = gypsies.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:04 p.m.

Rosengård = A neighborhood in Malmö consisting of mostly immigrants. Also ranked as one of the poorest & struggling areas in Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:03 p.m.

The supporters of IFK usually chant “Rosengårdstattare” in the games between Malmö och IFK.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:03 p.m.

This is not the first time I’m comparing IFK with things mostly white and with references to racism or Nazis. There story behind this:

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:03 p.m.

While the Girls analogy was pretty funny I noticed how supporters of IFK took offense by the AB-analogy. I’m sorry for this!

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:03 p.m.

I think the description was something like “Vikings, Aryan Brother gang members and the cast from an episode of Girls”.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:03 p.m.

Earlier today while ranting about the differences between Malmö FF and IFK Göteborg I described IFK in a way that was unnecessary.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman Precis! Ni kommer aldrig behöva det. Jag kan o kommer rätta.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/larsjoel">@larsjoel Absolut! Jag kan det. För jag tycker genuint att det var onödigt.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman Jag kan omformulera inför samma följare. Kan ni det?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/larsjoel">@larsjoel < ett fel som inte kan rättas. Jag tog bort en onödig tweet = fel som rättas.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/larsjoel">@larsjoel Supportrar kallar mig rosengårdstattare (för att inte tala om sakerna som skreks efter matchen på GU) >

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman < som blåvita alltid kan gömma sig bakom. Alltså man jag rätta ett misstag, men inte ni.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman Jag kan radera en tweet. Erkänna ett fel. Men rasistiska ramsor tas endast upp till diskussion. Kvasiåtgärd >

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/larsjoel">@larsjoel Läs densamma från matchen då Miiko kom tillbaka. Och fortfarande så jämställer du ett enskilt hyllande av ett dömt svin med rasism

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman "ta upp diskussion" vs. att faktiskt radera ett övertramp?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/larsjoel">@larsjoel Inte en liten klick i något av fallen. Skillnaden är att man i ena fallet stöttar ett svin. I andra = hets mot folkgrupp.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman Förtal / Hets mot folkgrupp? Om ni hyschar borde ramsan inte höras. Ni kan gömma er. Jag tar mitt ansvar o tar bort.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:07 p.m.

And if they lose it'll be the the biggest fiasco since probably some other random mega fiasco a couple of days ago.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:05 p.m.

So if Sweden wins it'll be the greatest Swedish accomplishment since avoiding the world wars.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:03 p.m.

But before this game they suddenly made it up like if it's the biggest game ever even though they a couple of weeks ago were cocky.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10:02 p.m.

The Swedish media works in a funny way. After our precious win against Kazakstan the journos acted like if we were already through.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman Med tanke på erat "rosengårdstattare". Men fel forum för den diskussionen.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 9:58 p.m.

I think Sweden scored a goal now. They'll have to score another though.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 9:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pjnorman">@pjnorman http://twitter.com/HeavyDecibel">@HeavyDecibel borttaget! Onödigt övertramp!

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cdreue">@cdreue 2,6 million will go to football games only in the top leagues this year.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 9:18 p.m.

Austria just scored and all my fucks to give were already given :(.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 9:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pluijmers">@pluijmers Less than average visitor at games. Only those with income pay. Football audience pay more per visit.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pluijmers">@pluijmers Sure. Remove the internationals. Still more. In less cities. Watching. Something. They. Pay. For.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:57 p.m.

The pitch looks awful.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:55 p.m.

I'VE BEEN PRETTY POSITIVE TODAY RIGHT?!?!? Except for that Aryan Brotherhood/IFK Göteborg thing.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:53 p.m.

I ended up watching the game anyway. Damn.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:53 p.m.

My interactions feed just got messed up by that documentary by Assange.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pluijmers">@pluijmers that's all without international games and games in lower leagues.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pluijmers">@pluijmers 2,4 mil has so far gone to football games in the top leagues in swede. Probably end up around 2,6 mil. Spread over 30 weeks.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/siriwallenius">@siriwallenius Sit there in silence Camp Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pluijmers">@pluijmers Last year 4,4 milj attended church mass every Sunday. 52 times/year. 84000/week. That's less than football games.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HimawariChibi">@HimawariChibi that's why I'm finishing with that one haha!

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HimawariChibi">@HimawariChibi Don't spoil my tweets!! (The last subject I'm gonna talk about is the attitude against women online and in media)

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:12 p.m.

Must watch: This is from our home game against Gothenburg. The crowd is so loud that the commentators have to pause. http://t.co/DHnW8zygrB">http://t.co/DHnW8zygrB

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:08 p.m.

There's still something real about going to a football game in Sweden. Not yet ruined bycommercialism & rich bored Russians.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Paul1381">@Paul1381 If it was Sweden our prime minister would personally execute them.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pluijmers">@pluijmers 1. No. 2. Not done as a group together. 3. No n

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8 p.m.

The quality of the football played in Allsvenskan isn't that great. But the supporters are in some cases pretty damn great.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:56 p.m.

But I want to play GTA. Really. Ain’t got time for this shit.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:56 p.m.

Thought about going in on the Aryan Brotherhood more and talk about Malmö’s troubles with basic values amongst the players.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

I couldn’t care less. The atmosphere around the national team is just a little bit more exciting than watching paint dry.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

Oh yeah, the national team is playing an important match against Austria tonight.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

Malmö has players named Hamad, Rexhepi, Ricardinho, Albornoz, Konate, Guillermo and so on.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:54 p.m.

Gothenburg has just a few foreigners amongst a bunch of Vikings, Aryan Brotherhood gang members and characters from an episode of Girls.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:54 p.m.

Personally I don’t care about how it’s played. I find both ways charming in their own way. The important thing is winning.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:54 p.m.

Gothenburg has a primitive but effective way of tactics. Malmö tries to be like Barcelona or Bayern Munich.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:53 p.m.

This year we’re a top of the league four points ahead of the other most successful team in Sweden; IFK Göteborg with three games left.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:52 p.m.

Some scenes from when Malmö FF won the league 2010. http://t.co/ddJDcNn5Yv">http://t.co/ddJDcNn5Yv

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:51 p.m.

The list of important topics that have gone by without a press conference is longer than the list the Swedish police has of the Romani peopl

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:17 p.m.

When the dust had settled we learned that the coach was not threatened at all. But the prime ministers favorite team? Yup. Djurgården.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:16 p.m.

The prime minister called for an extra press conference when three “hooligans” allegedly threatened a coach to leave Djurgårdens IF.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:15 p.m.

The impact of football is often downplayed. But which other event gathers tens of thousands of people ever week in all the major cities?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:15 p.m.

Actually it’s one of few things that can throw me into manic or depressive periods.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:15 p.m.

There are few things in my life that have the importance and impact on my well-being as MFF.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:14 p.m.

Our local team Malmö FF is one of the most important things in my life.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:14 p.m.

This may sound stupid to some of you and if it does you’re missing out on something.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 4:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JensHendar">@JensHendar Löjlig diskussion. Det lag som vinner spelar bäst fotboll.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TommieUllman">@TommieUllman that thing with the sticks and ice?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sevenblackbirds">@sevenblackbirds Be patient, I know it would be stupid of me to start making fun of IFK considering our own baggage.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AndyLeandy">@AndyLeandy it's as easy as this: If I had a daughter she wouldn't be able to play in MFF. That's so wrong and unfair.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AndyLeandy">@AndyLeandy Absolutely. I'll also bring up the lack of active work on basic values in my team.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:38 p.m.

Let me just get rid of this headache first.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:38 p.m.

And we’ll discuss the differences between the multicultural Malmö FF and IFK Aryan Brotherhood.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:37 p.m.

I’ll explain how Malmö FF is a part of my life and the lack of support for the national team.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:37 p.m.

I'll be ranting about football this evening/morning/night. Hashtag http://twitter.com/search?q=%23SweFoot">#SweFoot if you want to block it or something.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:34 p.m.

As soon as they like you, make them unlike you.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:18 p.m.

When I'm sad I think of the joke I once heard about the Peace Prize being awarded to the European Union.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:17 p.m.

Has any institution ever in the history of mankind ruined their reputation in such a short period of time as Nobel Peace Prize Committee?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:10 p.m.

But it's OK. At least I'm getting the medical care I need unlike most people in the world.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:07 p.m.

The headache hasn't gone away yet.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:05 p.m.

And the doctor went in wrong two times and butchered my spine with the megasize XXXL needle until he hit the right spot.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:04 p.m.

THAT WAS SO FUCKING PAINFUL

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:03 p.m.

I took some anxiety pills before so I was all cool when I laid down on the bed and was all; "Yeah, go on, do it, I'm fine!"

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1:01 p.m.

The doctors did a lumbar puncture on me a couple of days ago.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 1 p.m.

I'm on so many pills that it's impossible to know which pill is causing which side effect.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TinaKaikkonen">@TinaKaikkonen Uhm... cant' say too much. But it's good and as soon as it's ready Ola and Sebastian will get a visit. http://twitter.com/SaltimpCanteen">@SaltimpCanteen

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:27 p.m.

So I'm quite happy that they're not ranked as the best restaurant in the world anymore.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:26 p.m.

This year I got to the booking almost an hour too late and still got a table for eight

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:25 p.m.

Last year when I tried to get a table at Noma it was impossible.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TinaKaikkonen">@TinaKaikkonen The seabream nigiri with the liver purée on top is a piece of heaven http://twitter.com/SaltimpCanteen">@SaltimpCanteen

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TinaKaikkonen">@TinaKaikkonen Fiskehoddorna is good for some things. There are awesome things coming in the near future though =) http://twitter.com/SaltimpCanteen">@SaltimpCanteen

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:17 p.m.

Scandinavian cuisine is really popular right now. Or it was. Don't know if it's getting a bit dated yet.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TinaKaikkonen">@TinaKaikkonen I sell fish & other seafood to restaurants & sushi bars in Malmö & Lund http://twitter.com/SaltimpCanteen">@SaltimpCanteen

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CJeli">@CJeli Don't know actually. Never eaten cevapi up there. Ping http://twitter.com/yallknowitshaso">@yallknowitshaso on this one.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:13 p.m.

Oh and http://twitter.com/SaltimpCanteen">@SaltimpCanteen's lunch is probably the best lunch in the world. True story.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TinaKaikkonen">@TinaKaikkonen It's great, but I thought more of dinner experiences! http://twitter.com/SaltimpCanteen">@SaltimpCanteen http://twitter.com/Trynetillknorr">@Trynetillknorr

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bastard_malmo">@bastard_malmo & http://twitter.com/BARnaturlig">@BARnaturlig & Bloom In The Park & Saiko & http://twitter.com/Trynetillknorr">@Trynetillknorr

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:05 p.m.

Not all of these are my customers though. But these are in my opinion places you need to eat at whilst in Malmö:

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 12:04 p.m.

Since I'm working closely with a lot of resaurants and chefs there's a couple of restaurants you need to visit when in Malmö.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:56 a.m.

OMG this cevapi feels so good in my mouth right now

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Copenhagen is the worlds biggest small town.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent A couple of times every year. But I have friends whom are there a couple of times every month.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 11:16 a.m.

I love it even more when it's so warm. This is crazy. Basically summer. It's October! http://t.co/oxNnaTVjfy">http://t.co/oxNnaTVjfy

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/seb_m">@seb_m that's not even a question. Who in their right mind chooses barg before koobideh?

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nika_bender">@nika_bender http://twitter.com/tvuger">@tvuger In Malmö there's kaymak in City Gross. But that City Gross is also in Rosengård.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:31 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/nika_bender">@nika_bender: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden …and it should be served only in special Bosnian bread - ‘somun’.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:30 a.m.

Thanks to the Bosnians on Twitter that learned me this. And also the Swedish Cevapi connoisseurs. Forever grateful. Ping http://twitter.com/Jebacsson">@Jebacsson

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:25 a.m.

So when you order a Cevapi you shouldn't have anything in it besides kaymak and onions.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:24 a.m.

Think simple. But powerful. Less is beautiful and magical.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:23 a.m.

The trick was to stick with how it's originally done.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:22 a.m.

The first ones were all over the place

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:22 a.m.

I didn't know how it was done first actually.

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 8:21 a.m.

Stockholm, help him! “@tvuger: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden do you maybe know where you can eat good cevapi in Stockholm? :)”

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 7:58 a.m.

It's Friday! Doesn't matter that much to me since I haven't gone to work since Tuesday. But Fridays are nice days 'cause it's Cevapi Day!

@sweden Oct. 11, 2013, 3:12 a.m.

Just woke up at 3:10 am. Gonna get me some water 'cause I'm thirsty. But just a quick shoutout to Canada. You're the best. Goodnight again

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:51 p.m.

Looking for the perfect sleep

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:41 p.m.

I imagine different ways to inflict pain upon my body every time I hear a Aviici song. Creative ways.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Aerohaveno">@Aerohaveno no but I will one day. Fascinated by Australia!

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:36 p.m.

Aviici makes me want to hurt myself.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:35 p.m.

I've tried to watch the season finale of Ray Donovan four times. Fallen asleep every time

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:07 p.m.

Oh no. I'm out of Villarejo Rosemary Cheese that I bought from Möllans Ost.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Ja yeah. Come and snacka imorrow.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Ängel? SKRIV NEVER SO IGEN.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:02 p.m.

Looking forward to eating at Noma in November.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 8:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Gå home Italien, du är drunk

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 8:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Jess, men why skulle you vara extra farlig?

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 8:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera They're already very förbannade.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 8:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Don't forget the näsdukar because you're gonna gråta

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dcborn61">@dcborn61 The food is great there!

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

I'll try to not compare the players in IFK Göteborg with the SS this time. That is actually not OK. I was immature.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:53 p.m.

Last time I made fun of Gothenburg my address was tossed around Internet and threats were made.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:50 p.m.

Football as in that game where you actually use your foot. Not that American stuff that you play in between commercials.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:49 p.m.

Those whom dislike football should probably unfollow me until Saturday.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

I might upset some people from Gothenburg tomorrow though.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:47 p.m.

I'll try to be less angry tomorrow.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:45 p.m.

Me and my friends went to Berlin two years ago. Most awesome weekend ever. But if we did it again it wouldn't be the same.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:44 p.m.

There's also those trips that were great but you know won't be the same if you try it again.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JoseAngelesO">@JoseAngelesO Truly inspirational. You should have a talk show.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden: The places I have left to visit is Brazil (always been fascinated), Bosnia (cevapi) and Canada (the best on twitter).

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:13 p.m.

I'm easily impressed when traveling.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:13 p.m.

Everytime I get back from a trip I want to go back again.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JoseAngelesO">@JoseAngelesO yes. That makes sense. Truly brilliant.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/heynckelpott">@heynckelpott that's the only place they ask and don't care about the answer. Awesome

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:09 p.m.

I can't blame them though.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7:06 p.m.

It's like second grade again. "No but where are you really from?"

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 7 p.m.

One of the best things whilst being abroad is the look on peoples faces when I tell them that I'm from Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:58 p.m.

I'd love to say that I've been all around the world and I, I, I.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:54 p.m.

I think the guy that was sexting with a follower blocked all the porn bots.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:52 p.m.

A lot less porn bots than expected actually.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/romoorio">@romoorio: https://t.co/CLwpbVYsgA">https://t.co/CLwpbVYsgA because police racism is comparable to the oft-persecuted race of Heidis. http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/romoorio">@romoorio: https://t.co/MOIP7r1Kvj">https://t.co/MOIP7r1Kvj Dimitrios has got it sussed lads - NO REMINISCING, ELSE FUCK OFF BACK TO WHERE [YOUR PARENTS] CAME FR…

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/romoorio">@romoorio: https://t.co/4FcSHCraO0">https://t.co/4FcSHCraO0 because the US's contribution to the world has been wholly positive. http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/romoorio">@romoorio: Some of the replies to http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden this week have been solid gold. Real end times stuff, let's take a look...

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Lukegriz77">@Lukegriz77 http://twitter.com/Katrina_Lexxa">@Katrina_Lexxa http://twitter.com/JonnieMarbLes">@JonnieMarbLes please remove me from this. Thanks

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 6:18 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Katrina_Lexxa">@Katrina_Lexxa: http://twitter.com/Lukegriz77">@Lukegriz77 http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Boo hoo. What do you have to say when the same person is called "Heidi" by people in a derogatory to…

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 5:05 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/alantaylor26">@alantaylor26: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden who will police the police? Dunno, coastguard?! Simpsons quote. In other news its nearly beer o'clock in the U…

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:47 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/scriptdave">@scriptdave: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I'm having coffee right now and reading your tweets. So yeah, there is fucking fika.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/scriptdave">@scriptdave Hahaha. Real LOL right now

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:47 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I wrote my thesis in Angered (suburb of Göteborg) and heard many stories just like yours. Incredible to see so many…

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:37 p.m.

As I've said: Sweden is beautiful. You have to come here for a visit. But when I get a platform like this there's no fucking "fika".

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lojikil">@lojikil I can report the police. To the police...

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:30 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pratpojken">@pratpojken: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Actually it would probably be "f*cking ape/s" if translated.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:30 p.m.

I was a kid. And that the most innocent and mild story I have to tell about my own experiences.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:29 p.m.

They grabbed us and pushed us down on the pavement so that they could search us.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:28 p.m.

Two cops roll up and asks me if that's my phone. When told it is they asked if I have a receipt for it. I laughed.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:27 p.m.

I had just bought a new phone. I was 15 or 16. It was a SE Walkman type of thingy. Me and friends stood and played with it.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:24 p.m.

I really don't want the THAT guy; but the police in Sweden is incompetent and racist to it's core.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:23 p.m.

The reason I don't want to bring up personal experiences is that I'm just gonna be called a liar. The things I mentioned are all known facts

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/guy_herbert">@guy_herbert: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Probably doesn't do it justice "devil" and it's compounds are strong swearing in Swedish, but scarcely count as ru…

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

I know I'm basically just bashing an being negative right now. But stick with me the week out for the whole picture.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:18 p.m.

Correction: the police called the kids "monkeydevils". But maybe a more correct translation would actually be "damned monkey" or so.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:14 p.m.

And then there's the time when the police used the name "neger negersson" (negro negroson) in internal education documents.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:13 p.m.

And it wasn't even in the heat of the moment. They sat in a police van observing.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:12 p.m.

But there was a incident a couple of years ago where police officers during a smaller riot called some kids "monkeys".

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:10 p.m.

Then there's all the personal experiences of racism from the police. But that would be too much to tweet about.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 4:09 p.m.

If you're a Romani football supporter that looks like a non-swede I recommend you to check in at the nearest police station first.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 3:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji most swedes are very anti-racist. But there is structural racism that is worse than everyday racism http://twitter.com/SwedenDC">@SwedenDC

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 3:21 p.m.

Football supporters shouldn't come either. The only group of people that the police can beat up without any repercussions.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 3:02 p.m.

But hey, Stockholm is beautiful during the summer. And we do have IKEA and meatballs. Yay us.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 3 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SwedenDC">@SwedenDC 4000 in one the lists. There were several lists though

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:59 p.m.

And if you're Romani you might be listed. And your one year old baby also. Maybe your dead grandfather too.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:58 p.m.

So if you look like a non-Sweden, don’t forget your passport when you’re visiting Sweden. You might wind up in a police cell.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:58 p.m.

They basically walked up to people that in some way looked like foreigners and demanded identification.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:58 p.m.

This is all unfolding the same year that the police started with racial profiling looking for what they called “illegal refugees”.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:57 p.m.

A day later the police started another internal investigation regarding brutality against supporters of two football clubs in Stockholm.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:57 p.m.

That week the police beat a supporter of football club Malmö FF so that he would give up his phone that he had filmed police brutality with

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:56 p.m.

Over a thousand of those listed were childen. Hundreds of those were babies.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:56 p.m.

Oh yes I forgot: some bashing coming up again.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 2:55 p.m.

Some of you might have heard about the illegal registry/list that the Swedish police had of Romani people in Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 1:18 p.m.

I had a chat with my friends in the Swedish Academy about how fond I am of Canada. Eh. Congrats Munro. Eh.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 11:05 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/cupofassam">@cupofassam: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Can there be such a thing as a 'Christian troll'. I mean morally (would Christians troll?) or mythically. Let's jus…

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:52 a.m.

http://twitter.com/cupofassam">@cupofassam that's right. Awaiting the Christian trolls.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:51 a.m.

http://twitter.com/gfrancie">@gfrancie I really don't know 'cause I never remember what I'm drinking. But a good strawberry daiquiri is great.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MTvarana">@MTvarana :). I like really bland beer, good wine and drinks.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:42 a.m.

The whole point was how stupid it is to have that stereotype. Jesus.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:42 a.m.

Don't get it. If I write it in " " and also say screw your gender stereotypes how the fuck am I promoting gender stereotypes?

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Technocratista">@Technocratista my point with "screw your gender stereotypes"

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ImACultHero">@ImACultHero Sugar is the best thing ever.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/BinSmoken">@BinSmoken I really hope I'm not gay. Because my wife would be pretty disappointed.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:32 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/imMattis">@imMattis: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Agreed! If I had the money for it I would never drink beer again. Good wines and drinks that taste nothing of alcohol.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:30 a.m.

Yes. I drink "girlie drinks". 1. Screw your gender stereotypes. 2. "Girlie drinks" are insanely more delicious than whiskey and weird beer

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 10:26 a.m.

My favorite club and place to hangout in Malmö is closing. That's really depressing. Their strawberry daiquiri was classic.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:55 a.m.

Me favoriting your tweets without responding is a equivalent to hugging you IRL. Friendly hugs though, not creepy hugs.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Radera dina tweets nu så jag inte drar upp dem sen.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Jag skrattar nu och kommer skratta sist också. Skriver "hahaha" till dig efter vårt guldfirande.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LupieStardust">@LupieStardust After Geordie Shore I'm really not flirting with anything associated with Brits.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:34 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Go home Gothenburg, you're drunk.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:28 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera true story and you know it

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Nattackera">@Nattackera Oh. I want to go there and watch football. Maybe after we win Allsvenskan before blåvitt?

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ChathzYoo">@ChathzYoo He was this really awesome blacksmith in Persian mythology.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:21 a.m.

I was in Rome last year. They don't have real internet. “@Nattackera: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden you really should start flirting with italians.”

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:19 a.m.

I'm not making any kind of sense right now. I'm having the craziest migraine of all time.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:18 a.m.

If I say "hello" to you than you should say "hello" to me. Not turn around to everybody else in the room like "hey, this guys saying hello!"

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:17 a.m.

I tried to flirt with the Bosnians last night but they just retweeted me. So rude.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:16 a.m.

Or flirting with Canadians.

@sweden Oct. 10, 2013, 9:15 a.m.

Even though it started nicely with a lot of new followers (600 more in two days) I'm now losing followers. Should go back to being angry.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yuztinianip">@yuztinianip Come to Malmö. Most international vibe and cheapest city. Close to a lot of beautiful nature and 20 mins from Copenhagen.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yuztinianip">@yuztinianip http://twitter.com/BilalGul">@BilalGul There was a wave with Turkish immigrants once. After that they didn't make a difference between different immigrants

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:29 p.m.

I could also go out as The Sopranos. Like suddenly sto

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden so...go back in time and write the things again? ;)

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe When I'm at let's bring up Medicare, abortions an a discussion about the death sentence.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:20 p.m.

So everything from now will be like seasons 3-6 of Lost.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:20 p.m.

But this is my third day and I've used up all the subjects but one.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:19 p.m.

I thought I had it all planned. Which subjects to bring up which days and so.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/roka93">@roka93: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden they are still called turk, and it doesn't matter if you're white or brown, if you work at a pizzeria you're a pizzaturk

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10:01 p.m.

(Awaits the racist trolls)

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10 p.m.

Which is ironic since what we call Swedish meatballs originally came from The Ottoman Empire.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 10 p.m.

It didn’t matter if you were from Iraq, Iran, Italy, Chile, Afghanistan or Bosnia. You were still a Turk.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:59 p.m.

Funny thing about the racism during the 80’s and 90’s in Sweden: The most used derogatory term used against immigrants was “Turk”.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:59 p.m.

I love Bosnians. If I get to choose which nationality I will be reborn as I'll probably choose to be Bosnian. Or Canadian

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:58 p.m.

Her Viking genes slaughtered my sensitive Persian genes

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:58 p.m.

She’s so white that our son doesn’t even look like me. If it is my son

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:58 p.m.

When I met my wife she knew a lot of Somali phrases. My wife is whiter than Snow White.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:57 p.m.

I had a Bosnian friend that taught me the nastiest things to say. A lot of jebem this and jebem that.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:56 p.m.

That didn’t help since the same friend hooked up with her instead. I think they’re married now.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:56 p.m.

Si jeni, mire, naten emire. Stuff like that.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:55 p.m.

When I was in seventh or eight grade I had a crush on this Albanian girl. So my Albanian friend taught me some Albanian phrases.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:55 p.m.

Growing up in Malmö means hearing a lot of different languages all the time.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stpjorgen">@stpjorgen Next to Bright on bergsgatan. Near the square

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KimberleeTaylor">@KimberleeTaylor Saw a squirrel yesterday in our neighborhood. I melted. So damn cute!

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KimberleeTaylor">@KimberleeTaylor cats? I LOVE squirrels.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:19 p.m.

OK, I’ve tweeted some positive things now. Can I go back to the bashing tomorrow?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

And we’ll go watch football at Malmö Stadium where Malmö FF plays. Maybe there’ll be a nice atmosphere: http://t.co/eKsQw069YN">http://t.co/eKsQw069YN

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

.@alvlilja will bake some delicious bread for you.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:17 p.m.

My neighbor and BFF http://twitter.com/ryskroulette">@ryskroulette will take you out to Möllan a couple of nights.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:17 p.m.

I’ll take you to Saras where you’ll have the best falafel in Europe

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:16 p.m.

If you come to Malmö me and my friends will show you the best it has to offer.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:01 p.m.

Obviously pelting pot = melting pot.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:47 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/janlennartisaks">@janlennartisaks: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden why do not u use a lexicon it would be soo much easier for all parts .what ever it matters.....

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:09 p.m.

If in Malmö you're only 20 minutes away from Copenhagen which is a suburb to Malmö.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:08 p.m.

Malmö is a pelting pot of cultures, art, creativity and relaxed vibe.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:07 p.m.

Österlen in Scania (Skåne) is wonderful during the summer.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:06 p.m.

Northern Sweden is breathtakingly beautiful.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:05 p.m.

Stockholm is beautiful but you don't need to spend more than a couple of days there.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:04 p.m.

If you really want to visit Sweden someday please don't constrain yourselves to Stockholm.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV no but the girl is probably ok with it then. This is just awkward because the girl doesn't seem to enjoy it.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:22 p.m.

Old men flirting with young girls. The most awkward thing in the world. Nothing else is even close.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lilagardiner">@lilagardiner http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou some are already executed. Those whom do travel have appropriate jobs. And than there's those whom can't come.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou Meaning you don't want your hypothesis proven in anyway

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou When told the reasons for why your assumption was wrong you made a new faulty assumption.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou Because you're making judgements about my family.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou No but I know my family's story.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou That you know shit about what you're talking about.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou Oh ok. And all Iranians histories are alike and you've been politically active in Iran?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou You seem to be a real expert on Iranian security policies. http://twitter.com/asthmattic">@asthmattic http://twitter.com/D3Burke">@D3Burke

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 5:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/asthmattic">@asthmattic actually they fled because they were politically active and would face a death sentence if caught. http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou http://twitter.com/D3Burke">@D3Burke

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou: http://twitter.com/D3Burke">@D3Burke http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden no, i commented cause i saw the previous tweets. Whoever does not like it in Sweden (me included), is free …

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou ok. Makes sense. Or not.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou Iran is a dictatorship that kills people with "wrong" political views and whips women wearing the wrong clothes.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:52 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/dstergiou">@dstergiou: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden if you miss Iran that much, you can always move there! What's the point of non-stop reminiscing?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:46 p.m.

But yeah. My family left her just for fun...

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:46 p.m.

So every October we stand there at the airport crying our hearts out thinking we'll never see each other again.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:45 p.m.

And every year she goes back i always think it might be the last time I ever see her. And she's always sure about that.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:44 p.m.

She came to see my newborn son.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:43 p.m.

My grandmother has been able to come every summer. She's going back to Iran on Monday.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:43 p.m.

I love my family in Iran. I've been there several times and they've trid to come visit us when they've been granted visas.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:41 p.m.

My dad left a bunch of younger brothers and sisters whom he raised since his dad passed away when they were young.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

My mom left her whole family. Sister, brother and mother.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:39 p.m.

It's like if my parents one day woke and felt like moving to Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:39 p.m.

Racists and right wing extremists always think it's such a joy for someone to leave friends and family and flee to a another country.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:13 p.m.

And when I think of it I think my Swedish friends have more immigrant friend than I have. I'm such a racist.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:12 p.m.

I'm also Swedish though. Just dark skinned and with a weird name.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:05 p.m.

I don’t have racist friends though so that’s not the case here.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:04 p.m.

Like, when they’re racist about something and they defend it with “hey, I have a friend that’s an immigrant!”. I’m that friend.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 4:03 p.m.

All my friends are Swedes. I don’t know why. Maybe I’m their mandatory immigrant friend.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 3:44 p.m.

I'm a gentleman and erased the sext tweets when asked to. No "hard" feelings though.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 3:07 p.m.

I slept for three hours (migraine) and the first thing I thought of when I woke up was his/her hose.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 3:05 p.m.

I mean the hard thing and the naked stuff is pretty straight forward.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 3:05 p.m.

I have my theories but he's really weird about that hose.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 3:03 p.m.

Weird thing about that sexting thing is that he has erased all her dm's. So it's not completely clear what the deal with that shower hose is

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Andre__Spinola">@Andre__Spinola Wait. So talking about racism is blaming society = generalizing? http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 9:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Andre__Spinola">@Andre__Spinola Trying to find where the generalisations about swedes are. http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/amandalg">@amandalg It is! Just so funny that they didn't erase it

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:46 a.m.

Don't want to give out details. Could be someone sexting with gf/bf. But something is hard, someone is naked and something is a shower hose.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:38 a.m.

It's pretty obvious that I can't take a pic of the sexting. I'd be thrown out of the account 5 minutes later.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:33 a.m.

But LOL at one of the former curators that sexted/tweexted(?) with a follower.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:30 a.m.

Nothing weird about the mentions.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:30 a.m.

Best thing about this http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden account is that I get access to the old DM's and mentions.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:24 a.m.

Here's a politician copying a speech, acting like it's his own. Don't care about the content.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:23 a.m.

WTF, I know irony is a bit difficult on the internet but really?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:20 a.m.

Wait, why are you not reacting to the Youtube video!?! The Swedish politician copying the Obama speech!?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:16 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/may_gun">@may_gun: .@sweden just RT'd a stereotypical parochial American spouting ignorant cant about Sweden. Please don't think all Americans ar…

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:14 a.m.

The best thing that has ever happened to Sweden is Anton Abele. He's a young politican. Why he's the best?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 8:11 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/RafaTooReal">@RafaTooReal: As an American I always forget http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden exists.. I seem to forget dull, pointless countries that have contributed nothing t…

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:56 a.m.

Just a notice: I hate people calling everybody hipsters. So I kinda self-hate myself right now.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/studiomannen">@studiomannen The hipsters whom even the hipsters think are hipsters.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:52 a.m.

A hotel clerk in Sweden in the same situation would probably tell us to fuck off and go to our rooms.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:50 a.m.

If I hadn't traveled with my wife I would probably just marry her. Like right there. immediately

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:49 a.m.

Any sandwich we wanted. For free. And she'd come to our rooms with it.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:48 a.m.

We arrived after midnight and asked the hotel clerk where we could find something to eat. And she said she's make us sandwiches.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:47 a.m.

http://twitter.com/topimanu">@topimanu In Sweden it's super hipster

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:46 a.m.

San Luis Obispo. Stayed there while driving to LA from SF. Nicest people ever. Like crazy nice.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:44 a.m.

http://twitter.com/fatemehf">@fatemehf http://twitter.com/MisterVizard">@MisterVizard And as all ghorme sabzi we always think our mothers ghorme sabzi is the best.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/SwedeMuses">@SwedeMuses Drove through Death Valley actually. In the middle of July.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:43 a.m.

I call them hipsters but I like the same things. Brooklyn was great and I used to drink Brooklyn Lager until I discovered PBR

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MisterVizard">@MisterVizard The only place I didn't like was LA. Venice was OK, we lived there. Everything smelled like weed,

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:37 a.m.

I've only done the standard trips though. Road trip through California (San Luis Obispo ftw) and to Vegas and New York two times.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:36 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ajmdaz">@ajmdaz Yes, and it's frustrating. I hate it.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:35 a.m.

I love going there. I've had my best trips to the US

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:33 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/spoonboy42">@spoonboy42: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden There's a reason that any time the US promotes democracy abroad, we never actually tell anyone to adopt our version…

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:33 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/SwedeMuses">@SwedeMuses: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I had a Stockholmer preach to me how "cocky" Americans are. I was about to tell him that he was a typical smug and …

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/modestholdings">@modestholdings I really want to go on a road trip across the states

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:32 a.m.

Oh and then we have the ones who really want to go to Portland.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ronindotca">@ronindotca Not bad! Just confusing

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:31 a.m.

I don't understand American politics. Too weird with the Congress, and Senate, and electoral vote and everything.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:31 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pratpojken">@pratpojken: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ...and they actually knows nothing, really, about US politics. For example how the congress work.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:30 a.m.

The Swedish hipsters want to go to Brooklyn. The familys want to go to California and the weird ones want to go to Miami.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:29 a.m.

But every Swede has either been there on vacation or wants to go there.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:28 a.m.

It's popular to call Americans dumb and hate the politics.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TrevorWThompson">@TrevorWThompson It's not bad, just confusing. =)

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:27 a.m.

The relationship between Swedish people and the U.S is compelling.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:24 a.m.

Let's sum the bad things of up: Bieber, Drake and the fact that some of you speak french. That's really confusing.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KB34myHart">@KB34myHart But aren't you all french? Or is that the east coast? Eh?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KirtaP_89">@KirtaP_89 Det kommer :). Lågoddsare att det kommer på fredag

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/WeAreAustralia">@WeAreAustralia You have way too weird animals.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KB34myHart">@KB34myHart Oh, sorry. But... but.... they were so nice

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nellcote_exile">@nellcote_exile http://twitter.com/ManuvSteele">@ManuvSteele I don't like Abba either but most Swedes but probably kill you for that comment.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/WeAreAustralia">@WeAreAustralia Go home Australia, you're drunk.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/DrSchandorff">@DrSchandorff Yeah, that's true. And anything associated with bacon is good.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 7:12 a.m.

The only experience I've had of Canada is a stopover in Toronto. Best stopover ever though.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:58 a.m.

Shouldn't Sweden and Canada be BFF's?

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/davidlh">@davidlh Rush is too hipstery. But MJF is awesome.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:47 a.m.

http://twitter.com/crossland68">@crossland68 anything related to Whedon is a blessing

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:44 a.m.

Oh wait. Bieber is from Canada!? Sorry Canada but you lost me there.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:41 a.m.

I love Canada. I think. Not really sure. I hate Drake though. Eh.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:40 a.m.

I'm not sure if people outside of Canada or Sweden know what Canada Goose is. I'm ignorant like that.

@sweden Oct. 9, 2013, 6:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden: You know winter's coming when anybody wearing Canada Goose is robbed.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 9:50 p.m.

I'm glad to live in a country that allows me to write whatever I want. That's why my parents left everything and fled Iran. <3 Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 9:28 p.m.

And when I'm depressed someone always asks me why I'm so negative and pessimistic.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 9:27 p.m.

Doesn't matter if it's my private account or this account. When I'm manic someone is always asking me if I have hubris. Yes I do.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 9:25 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Peyotitlan">@Peyotitlan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden One fiftybrrrybrrrybrry five, going once! One fiftybrrrybrrrybrry five, going twice! All in fair warned One fiftybr…

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 9:21 p.m.

Thanks for hanging out with me. I'm gonna watch Storage Wars now and then play GTA until I fall asleep.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jacobchr">@jacobchr http://twitter.com/SmudgeThomas">@SmudgeThomas http://twitter.com/niklasorrenius">@niklasorrenius which reminds me: I was about to make a offer for his apartment once.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jacobchr">@jacobchr Love that book and http://twitter.com/niklasorrenius">@niklasorrenius. Almost my neighbor. Hope he is reading this weeks tweets. http://twitter.com/SmudgeThomas">@SmudgeThomas

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:53 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/laerm">@laerm: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I hope you're joking: I got tired of all those identikit hip twentysomething blond girls.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:53 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/SmudgeThomas">@SmudgeThomas: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Meanwhile the rest of Europe is going "so Sweden isn't perfect?! Our politicians said you were perfect"

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:52 p.m.

When I went to the university in Lund the economics professor started speaking English to me in class thinking I was "one of those Pakistan"

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:49 p.m.

They're furiously looking for a blond girl from Danderyd to run next weeks account.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:48 p.m.

Visit Sweden (the ones running this account and Sweden's official tourism site) are freaking out right now.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:43 p.m.

.@alantaylor26 No Iran's hiding the nukes in Esfahan NWA

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:41 p.m.

To those asking: my main twitter account is http://twitter.com/kavehk">@kavehk but it's all Swedish and more about football and Malmö. Appreciate you asking though

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:37 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/BuckyKatt">@BuckyKatt: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Haha... "Bandar Fresh" sounds like some kind of personal-hygiene product.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/roka93">@roka93: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL KNOW ALL ABOUT IRAN?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:35 p.m.

Bandar Fresh is right next to Tehran Jazzy Jeff.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:33 p.m.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THERE BE A CITY CALLED BANDAR FRESH IN IRAN?!?!

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

I said Iran again. Then she asked me which city in Iran. I said Abadan and Bandar Abbas. She asked "bandar fresh?"

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:31 p.m.

I really didn't get it. So she asked me where parents came from. I said Iran. She said "Iraq?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:30 p.m.

First grade: Teacher asked me where I came from. I said Malmö. She then asked where I really came from. I said Lugnet (my neighborhood).

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:28 p.m.

I imagine it being worse when I grew up compared to now. But they adults back then probably said the same thing.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/glopez1924">@glopez1924: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden In Mexico, they organize their fights. Taller kids would charge in and fight head on, while the shorter ones brough…

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/GeekySwede">@GeekySwede: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Think it was pretty common with that kind feuds back in the late 80's early 90's, we didn't have Internet back then!

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:21 p.m.

The police and school called the racists actions "pranks" or they tried to make us talk it out.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:19 p.m.

But at the same time it was the environment I grew up in.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:19 p.m.

I regret all of that today. It was stupid and wrong

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

I never told my parents or family about this. Maybe they should’ve understood something was wrong when I blew up trash cans with fireworks

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

We stopped doing that when one of the kids from another gang came to a fight with an axe

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:17 p.m.

So we fought or way to respect in other situations. We used to have these organized fights with kids from other neighborhoods

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:17 p.m.

And then suddenly we were gangs outside of school also. We had learned how to fight our way to respect

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:16 p.m.

It was natural for me to hang out with others whom understood my situation. We formed gangs and fought back.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:15 p.m.

I got beat up really bad during my first week and a couple of days later they threw dog shit on the door to our house.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:14 p.m.

So I became their target of course.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:13 p.m.

Like dudes painting swastikas on the the entrance to the school and beating up dark skinned students. These guys were older than me.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:11 p.m.

My new school was infested with racists and outright nazis.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:10 p.m.

Let's move on a couple of years to seventh grade or so.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SheepOfJesus">@SheepOfJesus imagen saying Car without the R and then add well without the LL.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:05 p.m.

It's not like I'm scarred for life or so. But that was so uncomfortable that I never wanted to be there for the roll calls.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:03 p.m.

And the teacher would always ask where I'm from. And I viewed myself as Swedish. But I had to explain where my parents where from.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:02 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/daviddeckhim">@daviddeckhim: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden well with the last name Swedish, who wouldn't hate roll call?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:02 p.m.

But Swedish kids also have that problem sometimes. Not necessarily a problem for all Kavehs in the word.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8:01 p.m.

They never pronounced my name right. And when I corrected them they still pronounced it wrong and everybody would laugh at me.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 8 p.m.

I had severe anxiety. Got all sweaty. Wanted to run out of the room.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:59 p.m.

I hated the first days in school because of the roll call.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:57 p.m.

Want to tell you some things about growing up in Sweden as someone called Kaveh.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yonyohnson">@yonyohnson I do have the kids and wife life

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/yonyohnson">@yonyohnson: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden michael douglas out the car now?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

But let's air shit out until then.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

I promise that I'll get to the nice parts of the Swedish society soon. Maybe in a couple of days or so.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/justme277">@justme277 never followed this account

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 7:52 p.m.

Time to take it too far now?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 4:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Totalocura">@Totalocura Yes. Trying to have regular routines.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 4:12 p.m.

I guess it's obvious that I'm manic right now. =)

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 4:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV They're pretty careful with meds here. A lot of therapy and some meds.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 4:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mtired021">@mtired021 not during manic, but I am during depression

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 4:05 p.m.

At my first group therapy they showed pictures of famous bipolar people. And the first picture was Russel Brand. I'm like: HEEELLLL NOOO.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 4:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV in Malmö they said my symptoms are like type 2 but the periods of time are rapid cycling

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 4:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV seems as if doctors in different places don't agree with each other

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV my manias or depression are not extreme. So not type 1. They call it ultra-rapid cycling type 2

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/giovariot">@giovariot a couple of days in a row. Sometimes for a week

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/keeweeeee">@keeweeeee not the ones I have. Lithium does that

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey a couple of times every week. Sometimes from day to day.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:54 p.m.

But I don't feel sorry for myself anymore. It is what it is and nothing to be ashamed of.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:52 p.m.

I sleep walk almost every night.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:52 p.m.

I'll forget what I'm talking about in the middle of a sentence.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:51 p.m.

The pills make it a bit better. But they also have some side effects.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

I’d just like to go away and be alone. Get drunk and watch the sunset.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

My clothes, my life, my personality.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

When I’m low I hate myself. I don’t want to hurt myself; I just really, really hate myself. I hate my life, my voice, and my hair.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:50 p.m.

I’m also really funny and social. And creative. Sleeping is a waste of time.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:49 p.m.

When I’m manic I’m all over the place. Scheming about how to conquer the world.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:49 p.m.

Or spending my money on things I can’t afford.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:48 p.m.

I have a wonderful wife and a three-month-old son that keeps me grounded. Without them I’d probably be drunk right now.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:47 p.m.

I’m still struggling with the idea of being like this for the rest of my life.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:47 p.m.

But yeah, having ultra-rapid cycling bipolar disorder is pretty challenging.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:47 p.m.

I love group therapy.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:46 p.m.

Oh yes. That bipolar thing.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:43 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/denkert">@denkert: So the current http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden account makes crazy generalizations about sweden and swedes (and other nationalities)...

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:42 p.m.

Apparently it's The International Bipolar Awareness Day today. Let's give the trolls some ammo then by opening up about my bipolar disorder.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/denkert">@denkert: http://twitter.com/misterjorgensen">@misterjorgensen As a swede, I feel I have to apologize for the idiot currently being the http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden account.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/abiyear">@abiyear No and thats a shame cause african (any african) cuisine is too absent in Sweden. Only food from Africa I've tasted was in Tanzania

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 3:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Lorensborg">@Lorensborg BACKA FRÅN MITT KONTO

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Ashleyscrace">@Ashleyscrace Haha, I love falafel also, but it's a bit 1998...

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/grodaeu">@grodaeu I agree, but "second generation immigrant" is too long for 140-characters =)

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey I tweeted about that yesterday. I agree, but "second generation immigrant" is too long for 140-characters =)

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:47 p.m.

Funny how the negative tweet about Denmark got more reactions than the one point out anti-semitism or the loving tweets about Denmark.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:46 p.m.

I regret tweeting about cevapi. So hungry.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:45 p.m.

But I'm supposed to tweet about the Sweden I live in. And being an immigrant living in Malmö is a bit different than most previous curators.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

Don't worry Swedes, I'll start tweeting about the good Swedish things later on.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dbozjak">@dbozjak I gave that up I while ago and just went with cevapi =)

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gogzs">@Gogzs I'm gonna travel to Bosnia one day just because of the cevapi.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dbozjak">@dbozjak I'm gonna travel to Bosnia one day just because of the cevapi.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ryskroulette">@ryskroulette: http://twitter.com/AJamholt">@AJamholt http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Too many swedes escorted with the ferry they had to build a bridge.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/siriwallenius">@siriwallenius: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I miss Malmö :( the falafel is absurdly overpriced in Stockholm.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:38 p.m.

My favorite is cevapi. Don't know exactly which country it's from even though I suspect it's from Bosnia.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:37 p.m.

Living in Malmö you get the opportunity to taste food from every part of the world.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:36 p.m.

The best thing in the world besides my family and Malmö FF is cevapi. http://t.co/gXmnCKquxw">http://t.co/gXmnCKquxw

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/HimawariChibi">@HimawariChibi: Ok, I'm confused. How is tweeting about negroballs as a racist term controversial and a sign that the current http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is…

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/misterjorgensen">@misterjorgensen: There have been some brilliantly reactionary http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden's since it started. This week's is just dull.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/misterjorgensen">@misterjorgensen Feel free to take the other remarks out of context too.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:17 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jditlev">@jditlev: What are the odds that the weekly curator http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden won't last throughout the week? Lots of opinions expressed since yesterday.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AJamholt">@AJamholt In Sweden they say that they should give away Malmö to Denmark. It couldn't agree more. That would be awesome.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/misterjorgensen">@misterjorgensen Haha, so every tweet ever posted is not in context with other tweets? Yeah, I'm the stupid one.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/misterjorgensen">@misterjorgensen How is it out of context when posted directly after that? Is everything not mentioned in same tweet out context?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/misterjorgensen">@misterjorgensen Taken out of context much?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:09 p.m.

Besides that Bandidos-guy Denmark is really awesome.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stonygirl">@stonygirl Absolutely. Almost all OMG's are here.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 2:01 p.m.

As a neighbour to Denmark I feel the need to apologize to the rest of the world.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 1:59 p.m.

The criminal organization Bandidos in Denmark compare their situation with the persecution of jews during the holocaust.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 1:42 p.m.

OK... so http://twitter.com/maritbergman">@maritbergman retweeted me today. No need to tweet anymore. Ever.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 1:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/StuartyPhilpott">@StuartyPhilpott Being unbearable doesn't have anything to do with being proud

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/gfrancie">@gfrancie Basically the same with music. Who's to say music from Nigeria isn't as good as Bon Ivers latest album?

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/gfrancie">@gfrancie It shows that giving a prize to something in literature is worthless.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:47 p.m.

And then the Peace Prize is announced in Norway and the Swedish inferiority complex reaches crazy heights.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:44 p.m.

The Nobel Prizes are being announced these days. Also known as the days the Swedish people become unbearable douches.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/IngridAmy">@IngridAmy I've heard that's a urban myth though.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:35 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/hermanlilleng">@hermanlilleng: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden "Kaveh Swedish" sounds like a fixer from a Las Vegas heist movie.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:34 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/joonaslinkola">@joonaslinkola: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I heard about a Finn who got a speeding ticket abroad, the police wrote his name from the driver's license as "M…

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:31 p.m.

That’s the best thing that has ever happened to me. Slightly better than my wedding and the birth of my son.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:31 p.m.

She had looked at “nationality” instead of “surname” when she wrote my name. The card said “Kaveh Swedish”.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:30 p.m.

I looked at the card. Then I looked again.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:30 p.m.

I gave it to her; she gave me a card and gave back the passport.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:29 p.m.

I went to get one of these cards/passes. They told me to show them my passport so that they could write the name correctly.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:29 p.m.

I peaked in life when I was in Vegas a couple of years ago.

@sweden Oct. 8, 2013, 12:29 p.m.

Have you ever been to Vegas? You know the cards you have to get at some casinos that state your name and such?

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 9:54 p.m.

For a quick summary of todays events for the new followers: http://t.co/2Uygtj9uxD">http://t.co/2Uygtj9uxD

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 9:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CoriC">@CoriC he was a hero in the persian poem collection shahname

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Zzalmat">@Zzalmat du måste bli rekommenderad av någon. Sen scoutas du!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:42 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/the1abner">@the1abner: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I don't understand why this is an issue. Why can't they just call it a damn chocolate ball and be done with it? Jesu…

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:34 p.m.

Swedes: Check out the Malmö version of City tomorrow. If City still exists tomorrow.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:27 p.m.

I promise, no more tweets for a while. Racist trolls can now go back to their caves and sleep 'til tomorrow.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:24 p.m.

Such an odd thing to say. Or will you deliver the milk and bacon if I go home and wait? I need to make some fläskpannkaka. I’m hungry.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:24 p.m.

Why should I go home? I just came out of my home to go to the grocery store. I need milk and bacon. Why are you telling me to go home again?

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

I've heard that hundreds of times.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:22 p.m.

“go home to where you came from”

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:21 p.m.

Yeah this negro ball/bun controversy is absurd. I know. But there is type of racist slur that's universal and recognizable everywhere n

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:08 p.m.

Ain't got time for Swedish journalist elite being douches. This is a real account from real experiences and no red wine-twitter-journalism.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 8:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lisamagnusson">@lisamagnusson depends on each each context even though I agree to some degree

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 7:02 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sbartelt">@sbartelt: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Straight up dorky American here. xox

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 6:59 p.m.

It took five hours before the first journo called regarding todays tweets.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 6:58 p.m.

Let's chill and watch Homeland and Boardwalk Empire as soon as the three month year old baby boy goes to sleep.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 6:09 p.m.

Stopped giving a damn when I last week was told that I might have MS.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 6:07 p.m.

This account isn't good for my bipolar disorder. Might go out and start a riot soon. So amped up.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:43 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Varyaraco">@Varyaraco: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I've been waiting for soneone to finally bring this up on this account. Surprised it took so long

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

This was my "unleash the kraken!"-moment.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:25 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/JonasLagervall">@JonasLagervall: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden The word has nothing to do with people, y'know.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:24 p.m.

The racist trolls are now comparing the word "negro" with "white".

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TobiasAgricola">@TobiasAgricola: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden But wouldn't that mean that I could find the term "white rum" or something like that offensive? Where would you…

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:20 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Kalli">@Kalli: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Huge lack of understanding.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:19 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MasterZap">@MasterZap: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Don't understand why you call it "racism"? It's a word. You're the one reading racism into it.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:19 p.m.

You're defending your right to offend people.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:18 p.m.

If colored people are offended, why do you insist on defending the word?

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:17 p.m.

No. It's not about culture or vague differences in languages. It's the recipient whom decides if it's offensive.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sandygrains">@sandygrains: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden think it has to do with lang & the implications of what the word "negro" means in *english*. I see no reason to no…

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/suhoor_ramazan">@suhoor_ramazan: Anyway http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It's totally racist. You make an argument based on your mouth, you even don't use your tought before you…

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Ulvenkai">@Ulvenkai: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I think that might be from the Dutch "Zwarte Piet" (or "Black Pete") tradition. Part of culture and heritage.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/papalurchdxb">@papalurchdxb: Hey twitter, it appears that http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden has totally lost the plot today. A most uncomfortable train-wreck in progress.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:13 p.m.

Let's go trolls!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:12 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/linde_charl">@linde_charl: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It's one of the most pressing social questions of our time...

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:11 p.m.

Oh, we also have students dressing up like black face during hazing.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:11 p.m.

“IT’S THE DAMN MUSLIMS FAULT! NEGRO BALLS, NEGRO BALLS, NEGRO BALLS!”

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:11 p.m.

“FUCKING MULTI CULTURALISM, I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO CALL MY SWEETS NEGRO BALLS ANYMORE!!”

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:10 p.m.

“WHY CAN’T WE CALL IT NEGRO BALLS? I’VE ALWAYS CALLED AND I’LL ALWAYS CALL IT NEGRO BALLS”

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:10 p.m.

A lot of Swedes don’t say negro balls anymore because it’s fucking stupid and racist, but it’s the country’s most polarizing debate.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:09 p.m.

Yeah, our most popular confectionery is called NEGRO BALLS.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:09 p.m.

But for some reason (old fashioned racism) these are also called negerbollar. Translation: NEGRO BALLS.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:09 p.m.

That sounds pretty good right? It is! It’s delicious and a great treat to have when you “fika”.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:08 p.m.

Round balls of chocolate rolled in coconut sprinkles.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:08 p.m.

We have this confectionery called “chokladboll”. That’s Swedish for “chocolate ball”. It’s just what you’d think it is.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

Swedes are crazy about preserving racist words and traditions

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

But yeah, Sweden is really great. There is just something that bugs me about it.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

And yes, I wrote that because I’m going to write some pretty depressing things about Sweden and the racist trolls will go nuts.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 3:07 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/eurodan">@eurodan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I think Sweden is aware of being a small country and when it gets into international media it's like "wow, we were on …

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 3:01 p.m.

And most of the time it’s just a link to a blogger at The Huffington Post.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 3 p.m.

And the second headline is always: “AND THIS IS WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS REPORTING ABOUT THIS.”

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 3 p.m.

As soon as something big happens in Sweden the first headline is probably about the incident or so.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 3 p.m.

we love to think of ourselves as the center of the universe.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 2:59 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/mcmikex">@mcmikex: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Uhhh... hate to admit this... but, uhhh, I'm, like, a porn bot. :(

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 2:59 p.m.

Well it seems as if there more "others" than I expected and less porn bots.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 2:54 p.m.

I think it’s something like this: 85% Swedes, 5% bots, 5% porn bots, 5% others.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 2:54 p.m.

This account concept is funny. Don’t know how many of the followers actually are non-swedes though

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 12:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/traincrush">@traincrush Gotta spread the goodies out a bit.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 12:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KaylaHubel">@KaylaHubel: Yep. This week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is probably my favorite person on twitter right now.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/stade">@stade: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden that's the first time I ever hear anyone comparing Malmö to Chicago. There are virtually no similarities.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Munchkinen">@Munchkinen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Last week it was Detroit, now Chicago. Indianapolis next week?

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 12:15 p.m.

Pretty standard thing to do... go home from work, do a Lumbar puncture and go back again.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 12:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Hilmertime">@Hilmertime The crime rate in Malmö is lower than Sthlm and GBG

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LgHague">@LgHague I love that with the US. My favorite place to travel because how open and easy going people are.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/surelyshaylee">@surelyshaylee Thanks, but go to sleep now. I gotta work for a couple of hours and sleep is good for you!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 11:11 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe: This week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden isn't pulling any punches.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 11:10 a.m.

People like that story about the asteroid. There's another story: My mom cried every time I came home askin why I wasn't like the other kids

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 11:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/0xycodone">@0xycodone Great show and a wonderful city!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:58 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/fridagsvensson">@fridagsvensson: Älskar att http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden är från Malmö! Representing!!!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:58 a.m.

http://twitter.com/fridagsvensson">@fridagsvensson Rörsjöstaden up in this

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:58 a.m.

Always wanted to tweet that sentence...

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

I'll try to reply to all of you when I have the time

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

Gotta catch my breath and actually work for a minute or so. Thanks for all the positive feedback!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LupieStardust">@LupieStardust We who live in Malmö love it. Mostly ignorant people whom have problems with us...

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:52 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/LupieStardust">@LupieStardust: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I went to Malmö this year and it was honestly one of the sweetest, friendliest, prettiest places I've ever been.…

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:52 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/_TinyKettle">@_TinyKettle: so yea, follow this week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden, he's great

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:48 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/BethanyBlack">@BethanyBlack: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I love Malmö, Crime City!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:48 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/LupieStardust">@LupieStardust: I am already madly in love with this week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:43 a.m.

Now somewhere there’s this blond guy telling his friends about the little kid with a crazy story about why has was brown.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:42 a.m.

”You know, when I was born there was this asteroid that came close to earth. I actually got burned and that’s why I’m brown.”

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:42 a.m.

One kid asked me why I as was brown and I told him the most awesome story ever told:

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:42 a.m.

I grew tired of the bullying. So one day I had enough of it and tried to make it stop…

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:41 a.m.

I mean, I was born in Sweden just like the other kids. Why were they treating me like if I was an alien?

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:41 a.m.

After a couple of weeks I started complaining to my mother. I was mad that I wasn’t white like the other kids. I couldn’t understand why.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:41 a.m.

My skin was brown and my hair was black.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

Then we moved to the city center and in pre-school I was suddenly the only kid that looked a little different.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/garydunion">@garydunion: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden They're quite popular here! Over 20% of Scots think immigration is too *low*!

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:40 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/shazyhx">@shazyhx: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I was in Malmö 2 weeks ago and it truly has an international vibe. It's a wonderful city and I don't get what the fuss…

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:39 a.m.

Lived in Rosengård during my first years. Don’t remember that much besides that the elevator in our building smelled like urine.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:39 a.m.

More about that later though.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:37 a.m.

Or they just say that it’s infested with immigrants and as you know, immigrants aren’t really popular in Europe.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:37 a.m.

That ignites jealousy, which makes people say that Malmö is dangerous, a ghetto or the Chicago of Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:36 a.m.

hated because we’re the closest you can come to an international vibe in Sweden.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:36 a.m.

I was raised in Malmö, also known as the city everyone in Sweden hates.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:35 a.m.

They could made things easier and named me something like Mattias Venborg and people would just think that I’m adopted.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:35 a.m.

The truth is that I’m actually born in Sweden. So the whole name thing is all on my parents. They’re Iranian.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:34 a.m.

I know, some of you are wondering how the hell someone called Kaveh Hosseinpour could be the http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden of the week.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:32 a.m.

Hopefully my tweets will make some kind of sense, but I can’t guarantee it since I’m crazy. Like, medically crazy.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:32 a.m.

I’m 25 years old and a CMO at a restaurant wholesale in Malmö.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:31 a.m.

My name is Kaveh and I’m bipolar. I’m this http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden thingy the coming week.

@sweden Oct. 7, 2013, 10:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden: Now it's http://twitter.com/kavehk">@kavehk 's turn to run this account! Have fun! As mentioned before, I'll continue tweeting as http://twitter.com/bremeranna">@bremeranna . x!