Kent Wisti

Kent Wisti

was @sweden 2014-08-18 to 2014-08-25

My name is Kent Wisti and I am a minister in the Church of Sweden, artist, and also a political cartoonist. I will handle the @swedenaccount this week.

I work in a parish in Malmö, the south Sweden but I live in Lund. Thera are about 20 km between the cities.

I was born and raised in Älmhult where the mothership of IKEA is.

A very small town but the origin of IKEA and one can probably say that everything in Älmhult in one way or another are linked to IKEA. It was probably just me and a handful of other children in the whole school when I was a child who had at least one parent who did not at IKEA.

In addition Älmhult, Malmö and Lund, I have lived in Växjö and Gothenburg. Gothenburg is my absolute favorite city in Sweden.

Some wonder how it works to have three such different roles as minister, cartoonist and artist. I rather see difficulties to keep them apart. A known Swedish theologian, Per-Erik Persson expressed that the ministers's task is to help people with the strength to live and the dare to die. I think so as well. I also believe that it is exactly the same task as the artists, and the two roles coincide thereby helping humans to manage to live and dare to die. Perhaps the clergy is the ultimate artistic discipline. I also see the humor and comedy as something that is very close and sometimes coincides with spirituality and faith. Being able to look oneself and the world through play.

I'll probably be tweeting something about the religious life in Sweden, the soul of Sweden and translate some of my satire cartoons and share with you. Perhaps a few words on what it means to be human.

Sometimes I get bored. I usually take down Twitter an destroy it completely. Or manufacture news. We'll see what happens.

One thing — my english is really lousy. That will be fun for all of us.

Kent Wisti's Feed

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:49 p.m.

May the Lord bless you and protect you. May t Lord smile on you and be gracious to you. May t Lord show you his favor n give you his peace.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:44 p.m.

I'll miss you all. Love.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:44 p.m.

Tomorrow there will be another curator on http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the funky junkie- http://twitter.com/Natextream">@Natextream !

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:42 p.m.

Ok, once again- follow me on http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent .

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:37 p.m.

- leave this account.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:37 p.m.

- seen and rememberd by the whole world. I didn't find my pictures. But maybe I'll find som on the internet. Then I post them before I-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:36 p.m.

- to time as they did. I have som really nice pics from there. I wanted to show you them. So that these people in one way could be-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:35 p.m.

- never leave people unseen. Never bury anyone without a name. Never bring others in to shame. All of us feels the same pain in time-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:32 p.m.

- I go there often. I talk to them and think of their suffering. I try to see them. I think that what is important for us today. That we-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:30 p.m.

- body home or were to ashamed of them and their psychic illnes. Almost No one knows of this place and a very few people goes there-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

- on them but their journal numbers and a mark of wich gender they were. Their family back home didn't have the resources to bring the -

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:27 p.m.

- chaplain and the man who was driving the chariot. They were all buried anonomisly. There are small iron crosses in the ground. No names-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:25 p.m.

- having their final rest here. No tombstones. Long grass. When they were buried it was in silence and nobody there except the hospital-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:24 p.m.

- is located all by itself. Just an old windmill beside. Through the cemetary runs a alley going to nowere. It's approxymatly 400 people-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:22 p.m.

- of S:t Lars mental hospital. It's a very strange place. It's on a hill and from there you can se the city of Lund but the cemetary -

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

- people there through the times. The psyciatric clinic housed a lot of anxiousity and suffering. Just outside Lund is the old cemetary-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:18 p.m.

- He also gave name to the mental hospital in Lund. It's been there for some hundreds of years. I often think of the destinys of -

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:15 p.m.

Ok, I told you about S:t Lars remember? The patron of the diocese of Lund. He also gave name to many places in Lund as streets, squares etc

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jonten359">@jonten359: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden a medium sized funky junkie.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

I never had the time to tell you about that special place that means a lot to me. And to you. To all of us. About dignity.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:12 p.m.

Now I am going back to my job as a teacher in english.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:11 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/miapolitan">@miapolitan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden You had a great week. And I love a priest that can laugh at Jesus jokes.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka No, I didn't have the time.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MadisonSWE">@MadisonSWE Thanks! Now it's time for some rest.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0 Ok, then I just write Fet-Mats .

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I am! And that is by the way what I will write on my tombstone. "The Osthyvel-guy"

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:04 p.m.

To bad it's not Carl Bildt. I would have loved to call him a funky junkie.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:03 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/the_turtle">@the_turtle: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I'd like to see a Swedish celebrity swallow their own elbow!

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0 Haha. I'm really sorry that I missed you. You are the osthyvel-guy, right?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:02 p.m.

Last night I promised, without knowing who it was to introduce next Sweden as a funky junkie. I will keep my promise.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:59 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden + you've shown the world that this one swedish priest can outnumber the Klout of a hundred swedish journalists.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:56 p.m.

Ok, we still got time. What do you want to see from swedish celebrities?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

Ok, I was asked to remind you of my ordinary account- it's http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/frandobagel">@frandobagel I start pay here....in sweat! No, but I liked the amount of followers.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CamillaRagfors">@CamillaRagfors Thanks. But you always have me in swedish.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/maryhalton">@maryhalton: Loved this week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden so very much.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/maryhalton">@maryhalton Thank you. It makes me glad. And a bit sad that I have to leave.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

I loved giving you swedish celebrities christmas food, trending http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Fetmats">#Fetmats, laughing at jesusjokes and this- http://t.co/OyEGhf4AVD">http://t.co/OyEGhf4AVD

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:49 p.m.

Anything else you want to know before I go? I had a great time for sure.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/treamigos">@treamigos Men sedan försvann den?!? Jag stal bilden. Tog du bort den?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

I'm soon leaving this account. Follow me on http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

I hope you didn't miss the road map to swedish media landscape by the mysterious and geniuos http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour .-http://t.co/OyEGhf4AVD">http://t.co/OyEGhf4AVD

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 7:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/treamigos">@treamigos: Till och med kommunistiska Bamse vet hur man ska göra vid demonstrationer. http://t.co/X1d3lbS4tx">http://t.co/X1d3lbS4tx

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 7:03 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/johancejie">@johancejie: Oväntat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden förser oss med en riktigt rolig överblick av det svenska medielandskapet! http://t.co/SkCfwzN54e">http://t.co/SkCfwzN54e

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden if any of the terms and phenomena need explanation, we'll try to be at hand.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

I was asked to once and for all make clear where Norrland starts. This is my answer: Norrland starts in your hearts. .

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:53 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/deeped">@deeped: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden - your last important task this week is to once and for all give the ultimate answer on where Norrland starts

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: Here's a pic of this weeks http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden, delivering the message "Everyone is http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour" from a basement in Södermalm. http://t.co/yv…">http://t.co/yv…

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:39 p.m.

- follow my blog on http://t.co/dm0DarE12v">http://t.co/dm0DarE12v or searc for Wisti for my page on Facebook.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:38 p.m.

Ok, I'll be here all night but you can also follow me on http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent , and on Instagram http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent . -

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/SirPrankmonkey">@SirPrankmonkey: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour Or, as we say, the grumliga undervegetation of Twitter!

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:20 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/deeped">@deeped: Ser ut som de senaste curatorerna på http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden gjort ett bra jobb på att öka följartalet på kontot http://t.co/kxSTUxR5q2">http://t.co/kxSTUxR5q2

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:16 p.m.

This weeks http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden proudly presents: Guide to swedish media landscape by the mysterious http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour. http://t.co/OyEGhf4AVD">http://t.co/OyEGhf4AVD

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kollarp">@kollarp: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden "sprouts out of your ears" OK

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:12 p.m.

When I give you the link I want you all to retweet so much that i sprutar ur your öron!

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:10 p.m.

Are you ready for the hichhaikers guide to the swedish media landscape signed http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour !

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ellste">@ellste: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Da følger jeg http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour, på din anbefaling. Må følge med på hva som hender i Sverige :-)

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

But, sorry, http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour is not gonna be curators for http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden next week.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

This is a film someone produced in a tribute to the mysterious http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour - all about media, twitter etc. https://t.co/WInRgmWcIW">https://t.co/WInRgmWcIW

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 5:03 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Gogzs">@Gogzs: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden amazing week, had a shitload of fun... one last question... coke or pepsi?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 4:53 p.m.

- I hope you realize how big this is. It's big for me to give you, exclusivly to the world, the finest of the finest. Stay tuned.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 4:51 p.m.

- wilderness in the swedish media landscape. You will meet tabloid reporters, secretarys of State and a man called Brynolf among others-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 4:50 p.m.

- always on spot with a big sense of humour. Today, dear friends, the promised to give us a http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden special were the guide us through the-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

- knows their real identity. Almost on a daily basis they give their view in swedish media. Every time with a great sharpness and -

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 4:47 p.m.

Let me tell you about the greatest satire group on Twitter in Sweden- http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour ! They popped up from nowere 3 years ago. No one-

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 2 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Hubbes">@Hubbes: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden how can they not see this whole nazi thing of theirs is just a load of crap realy

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:57 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pontusw">@pontusw: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden how about urging the nazis to be, you know, not nazis?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:45 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/bananders">@bananders: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/fizaisa">@fizaisa And, until May this year, under US command in Afghanistan.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:41 p.m.

Today the nazis are having a meeting in Gothenburg. I urge anti-nazi activists and the police to please be gentle and careful.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:31 p.m.

Later to day I will deliver a really nice special gift to you.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FizaIsa">@FizaIsa yes, we have troops abroad for the UN.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:49 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/chepstowhead">@chepstowhead: http://twitter.com/This">@This week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is great! I love the whole http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden account idea.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:19 p.m.

I did my service at a day care center in Rosengård, a suburb of Malmö, and later the "trade union" for contious objectors.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:17 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/dubac0">@dubac0: http://twitter.com/JesperEs">@JesperEs http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Its not the size of the army that counts it's the humanitarian work they can do.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

Om not really in to millitary stuff.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:15 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/angrysmiley">@angrysmiley: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden So was my physics teacher in high-school. He didn't do the other service either and spent 10 months in jail! (thi…

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

Hemvärnet- the elite, the special troups in swedish army. http://t.co/iXYtyT86Q3">http://t.co/iXYtyT86Q3

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:06 p.m.

In Sweden young men had to do millitary service. Not today. I was a pacifist and did the service unarmed. Today I visit millitary show.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 10:36 a.m.

http://twitter.com/charmkvark">@charmkvark Men jag menade ju att bön är bra för handling. Inte att de utesluter varandra. Du missförstår medvetet. Varför?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 8:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/charmkvark">@charmkvark Did I write that it was instead of action?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:37 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Beelzebjorn">@Beelzebjorn: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden If prayer fuels you, I'm all for it, but MY mom's name is Ulla-Britt.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 "God, give me courage and strength to..."

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:33 a.m.

Praying is the mother of action.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/morpheo">@morpheo Prayers is the mother of doing.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/morpheo">@morpheo Are you saying that I am not fighting for it? That is rude. Do you know me?

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 1:29 a.m.

Well, goodnight God. We pray for everyones right to love and to have breakfast with the loved one regardless sexual orientation. Amen

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:36 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ErikLar99114959">@ErikLar99114959: http://twitter.com/staffanbetner">@staffanbetner http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden The same Google Translate that tells me that the english word for "rumpnisse" is "cake boy".

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:17 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheABB">@TheABB: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden in England it's the Permanent Secretary for Education, to whom the Director Generals in Education report. Top civil ser…

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:12 a.m.

You heard her- it's Director General, National Agency for Education.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:11 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Anna_Ekstrom">@Anna_Ekstrom: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Director General, National Agency for Education.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/patricphd">@patricphd But that would be utbildningsminister.

@sweden Aug. 24, 2014, 12:02 a.m.

Tomorrow I will present the new http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden as the funky junkie, unless its the generaldirektör för Skolverket.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/misterjorgensen">@misterjorgensen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Is this still Doctor Who?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:58 p.m.

I asked Google translate for "angeläget" and it suggested "specify location". And I just- WTF?!? . Took me 20 min to figure that out.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:55 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/VicenteOchoaJr">@VicenteOchoaJr: http://twitter.com/JennBridge">@JennBridge http://twitter.com/staffanbetner">@staffanbetner http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It is Director-General of the (Swedish) National Agency for Education. Check this: h…

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:54 p.m.

Well, this generaldirektör för Skolverket is always sure of what she is talking about. There is something about her I like really much.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tobiaswallin">@tobiaswallin Ah, you were the other guy next to Samuel?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Anna_Ekstrom">@Anna_Ekstrom Hey! I am telling the world about you. Only good things. How do you say Generaldirektör för Skolverket in english?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:47 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Lotta1010">@Lotta1010: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden general director for the school ache.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:46 p.m.

How do you say "generaldirektör för Skolverket" in english?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:44 p.m.

Actually who I want it to be is our "generaldirektör för Skolverket" She is really sharp and cool. For real.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:43 p.m.

I hope it's a stiff person . So fun to call them the funky junkie.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:41 p.m.

Tomorrow I will also present the new http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden to you. I have no idea who ut is. But I will present her/him as the funky junkie. Could be fun.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:35 p.m.

- have a special for you! Fantastic!

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:34 p.m.

Tomorrow is a busy day. I'ts my last day as http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden . I have to tell you about that special place. And Swedens finest Twitter humour crew-

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:28 p.m.

Ok, they had a lady lizzard.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/carlzond">@carlzond: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Have you seen the christmas tree my mother made for me? http://t.co/wN1tvZerGm">http://t.co/wN1tvZerGm

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/faderskepp">@faderskepp: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden "it's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes a re cool" lyder det i sin helhet.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:48 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/dyskleksi">@dyskleksi: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden point being, how the hell do you spell more than one fez?!?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BlueRaveFinn">@BlueRaveFinn Now there is a lot of them.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:44 p.m.

One guy has A SWORD! Dr Who?!?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:39 p.m.

I'm the only one in NOVUS- cap. Cool.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/vansinnet">@vansinnet: Alltså, att en screenshot av mitt tweet blev twittrad av http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. Är jag känd nu?!

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:37 p.m.

Grown up people dressed up i fezes and bow ties.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:37 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Lotta1010">@Lotta1010: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Jag fez precis, det var coolt! :D

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KymriskaDraken">@KymriskaDraken Ah, Thats why my son is wearing a bow tie!

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:36 p.m.

This is going to be some loooooong hours.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:35 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/t_sjostrom">@t_sjostrom: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden or maybe it's swedens answer to the lederhosen, i keep mixing those two things up http://t.co/7UzqRXXtDf">http://t.co/7UzqRXXtDf

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:34 p.m.

Wow, 1 2 3 4 5 people in fezes.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:34 p.m.

Ok, I get it. This "fezes are cool" - it's a line, right?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:29 p.m.

One guy here is wearing a fez!?

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:19 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/djsingerer">@djsingerer: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Those strange people are the fabulous Whovians :)

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Hjelmroos">@Hjelmroos He says thanks. Very proud that you saw that.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:18 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/matthewlmorley">@matthewlmorley: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/t_sjostrom">@t_sjostrom well enjoy..... We're certainly looking forward to it here in UK

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Cerebrosiris">@Cerebrosiris ja, dom säger det. Jag fattar ingenting.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:11 p.m.

Me and my son waiting for Dr Who. I wear my NOVUS-cap. Ping http://twitter.com/t_sjostrom">@t_sjostrom http://t.co/TWSVT1JbYQ">http://t.co/TWSVT1JbYQ

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 8:09 p.m.

Waiting for dr Who. Only strange people in the theatre. Dressed up.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 6:53 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/fiktioner">@fiktioner: http://twitter.com/pollianicus">@pollianicus http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it's shown in several places in sweden tonight :) two theatres in sthlm are showing it, for instance.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 6:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pollianicus">@pollianicus Its my son who is a fan. I think its a new episode or something showed for first time tonight. It's on a theatre.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 6:25 p.m.

Well, not much Twitter from me today. Baptized 5 children, anti-nazi demo and soon off to some Dr Who movie with my son.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/dtsomp">@dtsomp: Όπως Ελλάντα. "@sweden: Limhamn is preparing for nazi meeting. Church of Sweden raises the rainbow flag. http://t.co/aZkQatxIDT"

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, noon

RT http://twitter.com/Hest_ebooks">@Hest_ebooks: The Swedish Church hailing a rainbow flag in symbolic protest against a nazi meeting http://twitter.com/search?q=%23k">#kämpamalmö http://t.co/zarxAK9wjg">http://t.co/zarxAK9wjg (v…

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 11:44 a.m.

Limhamn is preparing for nazi meeting. Church of Sweden raises the rainbow flag. http://t.co/Hhunkirc3R">http://t.co/Hhunkirc3R

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 9:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Bohmania">@Bohmania No, they will ring to baptize service.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 9:18 a.m.

Today, when nazis holds their open meeting in Malmö, I will baptize 5 children just 1/2 kilometer from there so love will win anyway.

@sweden Aug. 23, 2014, 12:03 a.m.

THE HOT CHOCOLATE CHALLENGE! - IF YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT DISLIKE HOMOSEXUALS- POUR A REALLY HOT CUP OF CHOCOLATE OVER YOUR HEAD.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 11:57 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/trashbonne">@trashbonne: Buzzfeed finds out the Swedish language exists http://t.co/bZL2I3YJNV">http://t.co/bZL2I3YJNV

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 11:43 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sarzamp">@sarzamp: http://twitter.com/ADHDSverige">@ADHDSverige http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ! It's been an educational week all around, it seems!

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 11:43 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ADHDSverige">@ADHDSverige: http://twitter.com/sarzamp">@sarzamp It's funny cause I've learnt so much about Sweden by following the account http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden for a while now. :)

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:47 p.m.

Well, goodnight God. We pray for all refugees in the world. Give them strength and hope. Open our hearts and eyes. We are all refugees. Amen

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/janbarstad">@janbarstad Thanks! I love Jan Teigen!

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/standupmats">@standupmats: Saker jag inte trodde om min födelsedag: att bli grattad på finska, estniska, portugisiska, Hawaii(?), morse(!) etc. Tack …

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:32 p.m.

I give this weeks http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ff">#ff to http://twitter.com/niklassvensson">@niklassvensson . A humble and pensive guy.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:10 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sarzamp">@sarzamp: I've learned so much about Fet-Mats this week because of http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. Wondering how this never came up in my life (surrounded by S…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:08 p.m.

And now I greet http://twitter.com/standupmats">@standupmats in my very own language: hubbi gravas geddi geddi meba. Hulker jasda negirt!

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:03 p.m.

Ok, here's the deal. Today is http://twitter.com/standupmats">@standupmats birthday. I want all of you to celebrate him on Twitter in your own language.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TeddyEckerod">@TeddyEckerod: FACT Jämtar is the main tribe in The United Republics of Jamtland, Herjeådalen and Ravund.The President is neither jämte …

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TeddyEckerod">@TeddyEckerod: The President is a jolly fellow from the metropolis Hede in Herjeådalen. This trollpriest http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent is pulling your leg…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elenctic">@elenctic No. I will baptise 5 children then. So we win how so ever.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:34 p.m.

The old grumpy hippie used to tell funny stories in a TV-show. Not that funny. Not at all. But every jämte was LOL:ing their jämt asses.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/hvelreki">@hvelreki Well, http://twitter.com/marcusibloms">@marcusibloms can give you a link here. (The one with the battle in the night.)

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:29 p.m.

Jämtar got their own republic. And a grumpy old hippie for president.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:23 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/canggi">@canggi: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I'm curious what about the best swedish film of yours..

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:23 p.m.

Anyone who could translate http://twitter.com/marcusibloms">@marcusibloms text into english? It's not that long, but really really good.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:21 p.m.

It's about "jämtar". Really proud people of Jämtland.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:20 p.m.

The best swedish story I've ever read is written by http://twitter.com/marcusibloms">@marcusibloms . But it is in Swedish. To bad. You'd loved it.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:10 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jrwyke">@jrwyke: I've never EVER done a http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ff">#ff tweet before, but follow http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it's a truly wondrous experience.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 8:08 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/internuts">@internuts: Jag är inte avundsjuk på den som blivit vald att ratta http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden-kontot nästa vecka efter Wistis sjuka uppträdande. Stora skor…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 7:47 p.m.

. http://twitter.com/Infomastern">@Infomastern http://twitter.com/deeped">@deeped Nothing about aggressivly spamming with retweeting really really old tweets

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/deeped">@deeped: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden that's because of you trollpunkting. For every trollpunkt one http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ff">#ff off

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 7:34 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kootenayrev">@kootenayrev: By all means http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FF">#FF http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. It's a fun follow, featuring a different Swede every week talking about Sweden and the things th…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 7:32 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TomLovesScarves">@TomLovesScarves: Hey guys you should follow http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden the original and the best http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ff">#ff

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

. http://twitter.com/twitter">@twitter Hey, there is something wrong with my account. I can't se all the plenty of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ff">#ff :s I suppose to get!

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 7:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/patricphd">@patricphd: Here is the US story on Bronx being named after a Swede. http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://t.co/i9NV7gON4y">http://t.co/i9NV7gON4y

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 7:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/patricphd">@patricphd: What you didn't know, The Bronx is named after a Swedish guy from Småland. NYT link to follow. http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://t.co/snACf4E6…">http://t.co/snACf4E6…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 6:04 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/harrisimo">@harrisimo: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I wish everyone would just ignore these stupid Nazi events. We don't need anti-racists to turn up to fight them to m…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 6:04 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/harrisimo">@harrisimo: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden That's playing into their hands. Stay at home, ignore them, be a non-Nazi by getting on with your life... that's the…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 5:38 p.m.

- there will be a lot of protest actions. I urge all the activists to use a non violent strategy. Let's be careful out there.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 5:35 p.m.

have an open event. People are upset and there are a lot of antiracist activists that plan to block the square for the event. -

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

A few months ago left wing supporters and activists were badly beaten by nazis in Malmö. One of them nearly died. Tomorrow the nazis will-

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 3:45 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/matsnystrom">@matsnystrom: 420000 lyssnar på Alex och Sigges pod. Undrar om http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent mha Swedenkontot skulle kunna få ännu fler att lyssna på http://twitter.com/loam">@loam…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 12:44 p.m.

Actually it's the king of Sweden inside the wasp. Thats what he do when he has a day of.

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 12:42 p.m.

Speaking of mascots- this is "the wasp", the mascot of one of our popular papers. http://t.co/EkDJUF0a1S">http://t.co/EkDJUF0a1S

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 12:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/IamStan">@IamStan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden did he grant the carrot asylum?

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 12:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/wildsweden">@wildsweden: Dalarna is a wild part of Sweden! This is from our walk last night. http://twitter.com/SiljanTurism">@SiljanTurism http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/Rattviks_kommun">@Rattviks_kommun http://t.co/5uak…">http://t.co/5uak…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 11:57 a.m.

And this is our minister_for migration and asylum policy.......with the carrot. http://t.co/ZTlhq6W1U9">http://t.co/ZTlhq6W1U9

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

In Sweden we have an election coming up. This is how we campaign. (Old picture) http://t.co/UCN7q4uToU">http://t.co/UCN7q4uToU

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:47 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/RichardBarrow">@RichardBarrow: Example of what you CANNOT wear at the Grand Palace. The same goes for other palaces and royal temples in http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Thailand">#Thailand http…

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 10:33 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bohmania">@Bohmania: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden "If we are all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?" http://twitter.com/search?q=%23jesusjoke">#jesusjoke (@jimmycarr )

@sweden Aug. 22, 2014, 12:51 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sf_journaliste">@sf_journaliste No, I bought it in one of those bookdesks along Seine.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:47 p.m.

Well, goodnight God. We thank you for the gift of laughter. Give us humour to fight oppressors like lowe self-esteem and moralists. Amen

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden seems like that hashtag goes back a couple of years. Backtrack and you will be released! http://twitter.com/search?q=%23jesusjoke">#jesusjoke https://t.co/YKjob…">https://t.co/YKjob…

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:33 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/thelittlepakeha">@thelittlepakeha: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Why do the ladies like Jesus? Because he's hung like this (arms out wide)

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dpinsen">@dpinsen It's more fun if they do it theirselves.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Tara_Vern">@Tara_Vern: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I found jesus (he was behind the couch all along)

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

Ok, let's hear your best jokes about Jesus. Bring it on!

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/standupmackan">@standupmackan true he often would walk into a hotel, place three nails on the counter and say " can you put me…

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:17 p.m.

Every thursday we eat peesoup in Sweden. Peasoup that would be.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:13 p.m.

But the same queen.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:12 p.m.

I think that we could learn something from this account in Sweden. We could have a new sweed for king each week.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 11:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Evangeliumse">@Evangeliumse Jag tror att det gick fel efter att vi mycket riktigt talat om gemensamma rötter. Därifrån tog vi fel håll. Håller med.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Evangeliumse">@Evangeliumse - tolkning av uppståndelsen typ Bultmann, Tillich av en liberal muslim än från vissa kristna fundamentalister.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Evangeliumse">@Evangeliumse Absolut. Samtidigt om jag hårddrar det tror jag att jag vinner mer respekt och förståelse för en liberalteologisk-

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Evangeliumse">@Evangeliumse - ur min vinkel sin övertygelse till den uppsatta dogmatiken, vilken är ur människohand. Men du har rätt- faith är ett meckigt

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Evangeliumse">@Evangeliumse - tillit. Jag har min övertygelse och tillit till Kristus vilket inte en muslim har. Den kristna fundamentalisten har-

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Evangeliumse">@Evangeliumse Let's do this in swedish. Jag klarar det inte på engelska. Ordet "faith" innehåller ju både betydelsen av övertygelse och-

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Cause other peoples experiences of the divinity can help us in our relation to the divinity. http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 I get it. And its a good point. http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:42 p.m.

I have more in common with http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats than with a christian fundamentalist.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:31 p.m.

I have more in common in my faith with a liberal muslim than with a christian fundamentalist.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/blondimedinan">@blondimedinan I think so. In every person. Thats how i use the word man here.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 It's more like an agreement we made. "This is a book. This is letters. This is the meaning of the letters etc http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 No, we call it a book. A book is just a word. Like God. http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:21 p.m.

In every man there is a loneliness, an alienation where no other reaches. These three words- in every man- forms a temple and a belonging.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 As a christian I try to read it in the light of the gospels and a living faith. http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Yes, it is about peoples experiences of the divinity. The describe it from ther cultural context. http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/standupmackan">@standupmackan No, I stole it so there must be one more reader. Congrats!

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:12 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/standupmackan">@standupmackan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Wow. Thank you. So... YOU were the one who bought it?!

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Nope. I understand it from its context. Humans wrote the Bible. http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Well, as a christian I oppose all things that oppress people. Even bad religion. I synnerhet. http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/resettodefault">@resettodefault Thanks. It was one of the better thing I ever did as a minister.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 No, not at all. In a strange way I think that http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner and I have the same view on religion.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:02 p.m.

Jesus was a great comedian. http://twitter.com/standupmackan">@standupmackan wrote a very good book about that.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10 p.m.

If I ever want to be something else than a minister I want to be a teacher in english. Just kidding.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

Actually- what we roasted in church that night wasn't God. It was our vain images of God. We laughed at our fear for God. Like in a mirror.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:49 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/standupmats">@standupmats: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It was great! Smart and funny!

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jaktlabbe007">@jaktlabbe007 Jag kan inte se vilken tweet du svarar på.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

- defend and answer for God. It turned out really well.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

Participants were some of Swedens greatest comedians like http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner , http://twitter.com/ElinNorden">@ElinNorden and http://twitter.com/Jebban">@Jebban . A bishop emeritus was there to -

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:44 p.m.

In a tribute to him and as a statement in the theological discussion I arranged a roasting of God in a church in Malmö some years ago.-

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:42 p.m.

- fire. When they had grilled him for 30 minuites he said; "ok, you can flip me over. I am well done on this side" *drumroll*

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

- firefighters and comedians. He was quit a funny guy himself. He was killed in rome with the execution method that they grilled him over a-

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:38 p.m.

- you a good story about the saint of the diocese of Lund. S:t Laurencius, or S:t Lars as we call him is the patron for chefs, bakers-

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

- them but now she is the archbishop of Sweden. Now on sunday http://twitter.com/johantyrberg">@johantyrberg will be ordinated as bishop in the diocese of Lund. I'll tell-

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:33 p.m.

I was ordinated as a minister in the diocese of Lund and worked there for almost twelve years now. http://twitter.com/BiskopAntje">@BiskopAntje was the bishop for 7 of -

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:26 p.m.

Who is in without sin tweets the first judging tweet.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:23 p.m.

Faith is not in first hand to take dogmas for truth. Faith is about hope and longing. To be a beliver is to be in motion.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

I had two funerals today. I really like service at funerals. Life comes very close near to death, and love comes close near to greef.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:04 p.m.

Hey France- I bought this pin in Paris this summer. I don't dare to wear it before I know what logo/symbol it is. http://t.co/QziOnDhdW8">http://t.co/QziOnDhdW8

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 8:18 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/gpb1979">@gpb1979: This week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden just gets better and better. Definitely one of my favourites.

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 8:04 p.m.

A tip for you that don't like same sex marriges- don't marry someone with the same sex as you. Piece of cake!

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 5:34 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/cottoncandykat">@cottoncandykat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden good day, dear Kent! I'm moving to Sweden next week for 6 months. What should I not forget to bring under any c…

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 4:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jenzkjellberg">@jenzkjellberg: May I present a teenage http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent, this weeks http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. Taken at a party, probably in 1991. Great days. http://t.co/CVEr…">http://t.co/CVEr…

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 4:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/DearLeader10">@DearLeader10: Hi http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden, is there a rhyme or reason for why some nouns are "ett" and some are "en"?

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 2:43 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Travnat">@Travnat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I'm staying. All the Swedish greetings are gratifying my inner Viking. Tack så mycket!

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 10:29 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/mehmetmelik">@mehmetmelik: Don't try this at home! "@MediocreDave: The current http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden; history's greatest monster? http://t.co/djPwlF0fyS"

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TwoIfBySea71">@TwoIfBySea71: The current http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden won the internet - sir, if I wear wearing a hat I'd take it off to you "@afredriksson: Epic! :-D http…

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 8:15 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/afredriksson">@afredriksson: Epic! :-D “@BDStanley: .@sweden wins all sorts of prizes for this http://t.co/22rZDyosBE”">http://t.co/22rZDyosBE”

@sweden Aug. 21, 2014, 12:11 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheTommyCooper">@TheTommyCooper: I went to the butchers. I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "The steaks are t…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:52 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/BDStanley">@BDStanley: http://twitter.com/jacobchr">@jacobchr I'm sure you can find something similar in the bins behind your local seafood restaurant. http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/horruduru">@horruduru: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden OK, I forgive you. Take your account and walk. http://twitter.com/Kafferepet">@Kafferepet http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/horruduru">@horruduru I retweeted a lot of old tweets from the time setting last year. People are not that observant. http://twitter.com/Kafferepet">@Kafferepet http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:46 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jacobchr">@jacobchr: .@sweden has madew me confused: Is it Easter, Midsomer, New Year’s Eve or what? Do we all have to eat surströming now?

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:46 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ErikDahlqvist">@ErikDahlqvist: This weeks http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is craaaazy! I like!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:42 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Kafferepet">@Kafferepet: http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden he made us believe that it was the night for setting the clock for daylight saving. 300 people came to wor…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/JanJanssonShow">@JanJanssonShow: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden If you haven't seen my exclusive Swedish midsummer report from http://twitter.com/search?q=%23NYC">#NYC Here it is again! http://t.co/u4ZqjGpJGH">http://t.co/u4ZqjGpJGH XO…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MrSan">@MrSan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Did you say something bad about bacon? The internet is easily offended.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:35 p.m.

That was great fun.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:35 p.m.

Once I broke Twitter totaly. I copyed and pasted tweets from well known twitters, copyed their avatars and changed constantly. Chaos.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:31 p.m.

Once I lost over 300 followers on my own account in 30 min.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ATKaegler">@ATKaegler Mysticism without being pretentious. Intellectual without being stiff. Takes his start in "what is it to be human".

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jagToll">@jagToll Jag vet. Sorry. Dags att sova.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:27 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AndyLeandy">@AndyLeandy: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it's 14C here right now and getting worse. How about you fuck off with the spring RTs, you're making me sad =P

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:26 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/tamasys">@tamasys: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Why is my feed full of random old celebration tweets? D:

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:25 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/YB_Sodermalm">@YB_Sodermalm: Vi önskar er alla en glad midsommar! Själva går vi på till natten. Redo att rycka ut om någons firande inte blir lyckat. …

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:25 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kjelleman">@kjelleman: Kära följare - Glad midsommar ! Tack för att ni orkar följa och läsa! http://t.co/XCES21QrMb">http://t.co/XCES21QrMb

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:25 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Barrling">@Barrling: Glad midsommar tillönskas er - från det innersta skrymslet av Sveriges kulturella frysbox. http://t.co/MwoNQfRXWg">http://t.co/MwoNQfRXWg

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/liekvinnan">@liekvinnan: Glad midsommar! Lägg sju sorters blommor under kudden och dröm om MIG, din tillkommande.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Ulrika_Nilsson">@Ulrika_Nilsson: Glad midsommar från Vindö i Stockholms skärgård http://t.co/yBhshsKBXw">http://t.co/yBhshsKBXw

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Glenn_Stromberg">@Glenn_Stromberg: Ja då önskar jag o http://twitter.com/SVTChris">@SVTChris en riktigt,riktigt glad midsommar o vi bockar o bugar för all eran härliga feedback. http…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ATKaegler">@ATKaegler And also http://twitter.com/BiskopAntje">@BiskopAntje . I guess there are som english titles.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ATKaegler">@ATKaegler Absolutly KG Hammar! I love him.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:21 p.m.

You wanna see swedish celebrities midsummer greetings as well?

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:19 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/studiohisingen">@studiohisingen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden You forgot these semi-celebrities from Hisingen. They need a boost to take care of the people http://t.co/Izpt…">http://t.co/Izpt…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:16 p.m.

Oh, man...I lost followers on a borrowed account. Shame on me.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/aliesbati">@aliesbati: Kristdemokraterna önskar glad gammeltestamentlig påsk – «Alla ska straffas - så enkelt är det»: http://bit.ly/drfzQD">http://bit.ly/drfzQD

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/SR_P1morgon">@SR_P1morgon: P1-morgon tar påskledigt: Vi återkommer tisdagen den 6 april. Glad påsk! http://bit.ly/dd8UW7">http://bit.ly/dd8UW7

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/HelenSjoholmNu">@HelenSjoholmNu: GLAD PÅSK TILL ER ALLA! HAPPY EASTER TO ALL OF YOU! http://t.co/SjuagaMU">http://t.co/SjuagaMU

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:12 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/SweEmbassyBKK">@SweEmbassyBKK: Happy Easter / Glad Påsk!! Read more about Swedish Easter here: http://t.co/HBr4f5Ht5W">http://t.co/HBr4f5Ht5W

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:12 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Malena_Ernman">@Malena_Ernman: Happy Easter and Glad Påsk everyone! And remember this - fruit is not candy! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:10 p.m.

Ok, swedish celebrities tweets about...hm....Gotland...no....soccer....no...hm...easter? Yeah! Easter!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ftat">@ftat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden هالحساب كل مدة يمسكه مواطن سويدي و يغرد فيه كما يشاء !

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 11:01 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/niklassvensson">@niklassvensson: En drink i baren på Gondolen innan kvällens julbord med http://twitter.com/lisavongarrelts">@lisavongarrelts. http://t.co/vHdBAx9DdA">http://t.co/vHdBAx9DdA

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:59 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/karinadelskold">@karinadelskold: Har gett mig f-n på att äta julbord imorgon om jag så ska köra sill, Jansson och köttbullar i mixern och dricka det http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ny">#ny…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:59 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/paolorobertocom">@paolorobertocom: Efter ett gigantiskt svensk julbord blir det nu italienskt! Spaghetti alle vongole (blev venusmusslor) http://t.co/LEZ…">http://t.co/LEZ…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:59 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/niklassvensson">@niklassvensson: Att åka till Thailand. Och sen äta julbord med sill och Jansson. Och dricka snaps. Nej, http://twitter.com/Sjoshult">@Sjoshult. Nej. http://t.co/kkI…">http://t.co/kkI…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

Well, let's see if I can give you som pics of Swedish celebrities christmas food.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

Ah, what a http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fail">#fail. Didn't find that many celebrities. Just Kurdo Baksi, Özz and Malena Ernman.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ozznujen">@ozznujen: Hoppas alla haft en fin jul och får ett lika fint Gott Nytt År! Xwezî hemû Noelek xwesh derbas kiribe û Sersalek wek wê jî de…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/BadInfluenceSwe">@BadInfluenceSwe: GOTT NYTT ÅR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! GODT NYTÅR, ONNELLISTA UUTTA VUOTTA! Lets make 2010 the "Baddest" year ever! http://fb.…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Malena_Ernman">@Malena_Ernman: Gott nytt år och allt gott! Happy new year! Good things to all and lots of love to everyone!!!!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:50 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KurdoBaksi">@KurdoBaksi: Till alla mina vänner, bekanta, ovänner, förföljare, meningsmotståndare och mordhotare: Hoppas ni får ett trevligt 2014! http://twitter.com/search?q=%23G">#G…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:49 p.m.

So- now I will show you how swedish celebrities tweets Happy new year greetings. And the best part- you can greet them back!! Let's go!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DennisKammeborn">@DennisKammeborn The same with Kammebornia?

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:45 p.m.

Hahaha! I've got a great idea! I'll show you something no former http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden showed. Are you in for some fun?

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:44 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MattiasWahlgren">@MattiasWahlgren: http://twitter.com/leiflindblad">@leiflindblad http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent On the island Gotland, all seas are refered to as "träsk" (swamp)!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:44 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KarenJKHart">@KarenJKHart: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Ooh going there next week. Excited anticipation about visiting the Match Museum.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:35 p.m.

Ok, maybe lake Vättern is deeper than Vänern. Vättern is the lake next to Jönköping, the capitol of Sweden.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KurvigaKatten">@KurvigaKatten: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And for those needing visual proof of where the middle of Sweden is at - hey presto - Flataklocken http://twitter.com/Solsjo">@Solsjo http:…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And long time ago, in the folkhem-era, Bengt visited an old man with a special gift. https://t.co/p4OuOQoEvf">https://t.co/p4OuOQoEvf It's …

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/leiflindblad">@leiflindblad: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent Värmland people do not call Vänern a lake: we prefer to call it an inland sea

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/notfakeprofile">@notfakeprofile Okay....hm....you are a geek!!!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/studiohisingen">@studiohisingen: http://twitter.com/Tyckmyckna">@Tyckmyckna http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden No problem. You can paint your face with Falu rödfärg.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:09 p.m.

Show me your passport and I will tell you who you are!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 10:02 p.m.

There just might be a special http://twitter.com/bakjour">@bakjour http://twitter.com/Swedenedetion">@Swedenedetion coming up later this week.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:59 p.m.

This could be fun. Later this week.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:47 p.m.

Do you want to know all about swedish media? I might have a really special edition for you from som friends to me that writes about media.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:43 p.m.

Anyway- here is Bengt Alsterlind making a submarine. Great fun. https://t.co/xxMybfMB0v">https://t.co/xxMybfMB0v

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/boergars">@boergars: http://twitter.com/afahlstedt">@afahlstedt http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Säger Alsterlind Vänern så är det Vänern. Även om det är Hornavan!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/afahlstedt">@afahlstedt Say that to Bengt Alsterlind.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/afahlstedt">@afahlstedt: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden nooo it is not the deepest, the deepest lake is Hornavan - 221m.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:37 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/deeped">@deeped: http://twitter.com/Solsjo">@Solsjo Wisti is from Skåne. He thinks Norrland starts in Mora ;) http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/JoacimClarin">@JoacimClarin: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden WAIT WAIT WAIT. Karlstad/Värmland in the middle of sweden. Are you serious? Kolla upp kartan.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

- But it's a great synopsis for a film. Bengt Alsterlind manages to drown every chinese in the world in Vänern. Except one- Jackie Chan!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:33 p.m.

- Later it struck to me what a sick idea that is, and what a psykopath Bengt Alsterlind must be. Why stuff Vänern with chinese people?!-

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:31 p.m.

- Sweden. He claimed that if you put all the chinese people in the world in Vänern they would not fill the lake. We were all impressed.-

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

- and he used to be host on a popular TV-show for kids. He was bragging about Värmland and the lake Vänern which is the deepest lake in -

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:28 p.m.

- in the middle of Sweden. For a surprise one evening they had a swedish celebrity telling about Värmland. His name is Bengt Alsterlind-

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:27 p.m.

Now this I've been thinking about sometime- came up again today in the pit: some years ago I was at a conference in Karlstad in Värmland-

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:25 p.m.

Today we got chased by a T-Rex. Exciting.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

But the fun thing with the limestone pit in Malmö is that there are living dinosaurs there. And cavemen.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Hes name is Mats. DumbMats. Long story...

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:20 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Autumn. Nature. Harmony. You can choose subtiles in this lovely film. <3 https://t.co/323TclOAMm">https://t.co/323TclOAMm

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/boergars">@boergars great! But not when I am karate-hovering, please.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:19 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/boergars">@boergars: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I think there will be one every day this week.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:19 p.m.

Actually - this is not a bit interesting for you ,is it? Wow, did you read Sweden yesterday? It was about toads in a limestone pit!!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:18 p.m.

In the pit today you can find foxes, deers, eagles, owls and toads. Very rare toads. Thats why no one is allowed to build in there.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

In the limestone pit they also found a crocodile. At least the cranium of one. And sharks.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 9:12 p.m.

My friend since long time ago, http://twitter.com/boergars">@boergars , always brought his camera when we were young. This was before Instagram. Nice to see pics now.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Hvitserkur">@Hvitserkur: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden The people of Limhamn ought to change the name from Limhamn to Limehamn. That should put them in the limelight.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/JanJoostBouwman">@JanJoostBouwman: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden in dutch it is dag(mijn)bouw, is probably the same

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Infomastern">@Infomastern With my work. But it's open for public 5-6 times a year. Next time in September. Google it or call gatukontoret.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:26 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AndyLeandy">@AndyLeandy: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And AFAIK the whole thing is made from cement from here.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:17 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AndyLeandy">@AndyLeandy: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Yeah, we like to call him Limhamns-Jesus ;)

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/flygare77">@flygare77: http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby Only minors work in swedish mines so... We acctually call'em minors! http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/realthulsadoom">@realthulsadoom: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Quarry, or the always and equally elegant, pit.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/olaberg">@olaberg: http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Petrified miners and stoned minors. Sweden is a mess.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby Haha! Correct! Actually they hav som problem with minors sneeking around.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:04 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I should hope not! (Minors are children, minErs work in mines) :D

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:04 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MarcelinNZ">@MarcelinNZ: and the white tiles you see, looking at the Sydney Opera house also come from http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden 10.000 of them!

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:04 p.m.

Btw- this is not the place that means a lot to me I promised to tell you about. This is a huge hole. A fascinating huge hole.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:02 p.m.

Some nice graffiti from the very bottom of the huge hole. http://t.co/w5IYCghrKJ">http://t.co/w5IYCghrKJ

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:01 p.m.

In swedish we say dagbrott. In my lousy english I say huge hole. http://t.co/avApeEhqMV">http://t.co/avApeEhqMV

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 7:59 p.m.

Though- we didn't find any petrified left behind minors.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 7:59 p.m.

And if you grab a paper and a pencil- there are now a rich fauna in the huge hole. I guess there is a good english word for "dagbrott" .

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 7:57 p.m.

You know the base for the Jesus statue in Rio? Thats made out of limestone from Limhamn. We are very proud. Let us stay that way.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

You wanna se som pictures from the limestone mine? Ok, didn't think so. No hard feelings.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

And yes- Limhamn is close to were Zlatan lives.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 7:53 p.m.

Today I've been deep down in a huge hole were they use to dig limestone. Thats why that part of Malmö is called Limhamn. Hamn= harbour.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 7:52 p.m.

Hey, wazzup? No, actually I am not that cool. Forget it. More like this- I have been absent from Twitter for a while. What did I miss?

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 12:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden FLASH: http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats very old parrot is found! She is talking rude things in dialect from Dalarna. http://t.co/v0MEiiKA…">http://t.co/v0MEiiKA…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 12:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/nummer8sfru">@nummer8sfru: An ordinary dad at an ordinary meeting with his ordinary child and some ordinary formula somewhere in Sweden http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http:…

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:58 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden would you need a permit for the parade? or could we organize to march together yet individually to save on the …

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 8:28 a.m.

Every man should have a pride parade,where she lifts her shadow like a sail n march over her shame. Oh, how beautifully the orchestra plays.

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 12:16 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MrsLuptonJones">@MrsLuptonJones: .@sweden such a great idea to let a citizen tweet! Do any other countries do this?

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 12:07 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/mcclure111">@mcclure111: I will whisper in your ear a great secret: You exist in a social context and cannot separate yourself from it

@sweden Aug. 20, 2014, 12:07 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/rickygervais">@rickygervais: Twitter: where idiots come to argue with jokes.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:44 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ulfgg">@ulfgg: ... then the scientist that wasn't amused by philosophy said: "but language works, bitches" http://twitter.com/Nonemo">@Nonemo http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Nonemo">@Nonemo: http://twitter.com/ulfgg">@ulfgg ...and human constructions are just words. http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ulfgg">@ulfgg: ... and words are human constructions http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DonGiovanna">@DonGiovanna according to statistics 54% believes in a higher power.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:31 p.m.

And remember- God is only a word.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DonGiovanna">@DonGiovanna Not at all. Most of the people believes in a "greater power".

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:21 p.m.

Well,goodnight God.For those who will be born tonight. Give them vitality and courage. For those who will die tonight. Give them peace. Amen

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:46 p.m.

Always finish what you sta

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:35 p.m.

And this is a film I made with my etchings and poems. It's me singing. https://t.co/24Np1L5D1P">https://t.co/24Np1L5D1P

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:31 p.m.

If you want to see some of my paintings you can see them here. But I haven't update the homepage for some years. http://t.co/x3Vkjv6Hzs">http://t.co/x3Vkjv6Hzs

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/NNnicoj">@NNnicoj: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/EpicaMordax">@EpicaMordax http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats är ju klassisker och story som dessutom är sann, dagens bästs hashtag fö:-)

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EpicaMordax">@EpicaMordax Ok. Då fattar jag. Du fanns i flödet.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EpicaMordax">@EpicaMordax Sorry. We had a thing about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats today...and lajva tjock...well ok sorry.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/patriklu">@patriklu Haha. This is kind of silly. Let's go for a coffee sometime.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/patriklu">@patriklu It means a lot to me that it comes from you.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/niklassvensson">@niklassvensson Meanwhile you can watch American Pie 4. The worlds best movie according to you.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 8:45 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sf_journaliste">@sf_journaliste: My timeline overflowed with http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats today ! Lots of fun thanks to http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden !

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 8:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/evelinastar">@evelinastar: http://twitter.com/crossland68">@crossland68 http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden wow! I don't think FetMats could ever have imagined the attention he's getting. Ever. And especially …

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 8:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/amcalp">@amcalp: Saw this and figured a little extra coverage wouldn't go amiss. http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden can you help find Walter? http://twitter.com/search?q=%23whereswally">#whereswally http://t.co/MZ6L…">http://t.co/MZ6L…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/crossland68">@crossland68: http://twitter.com/FrankFornarelli">@FrankFornarelli http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden FetMats surrounds us, moves through us. It binds the galaxy together. It is generated by all livi…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:44 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kootenayrev">@kootenayrev: http://twitter.com/ebruenig">@ebruenig Thanks for drawing my attention to http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. It's really a great idea and a lot of fun!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:35 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jrvianney">@jrvianney: “@sweden: Today swedis air force did a formation in a tribute to http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats ! Respect! http://t.co/v8zTU1xSC6”">http://t.co/v8zTU1xSC6” via http://twitter.com/cencio4">@cencio4

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:33 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/lexikris">@lexikris: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden i just tuned in and have no clue what http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats is, but it's clearly the real deal, help me please

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:30 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Emily_Thomas73">@Emily_Thomas73: There's a http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats craze sweeping twitter. Thanks to http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden for giving me something to freak my mother out about over …

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PodStalker">@PodStalker Mats is a name and fet means fat. He was fat. Or just big.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Grave_Dohl">@Grave_Dohl Well, that turned out wrong. One of the cops. Fet-Victor. http://twitter.com/YB_Sodermalm">@YB_Sodermalm

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:23 p.m.

Btw- one of Swedens best social media expert, http://twitter.com/deeped">@deeped , comes from the region where http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats lived. And the cop in http://twitter.com/YB_Sodermalm">@YB_Sodermalm .

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:19 p.m.

Actually we are going to do something serious. I will take you to a place that means a lot to me. It's about dignity, you and me. Tomorrow.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504 then Mardi Gras is a late offspring of Fettisdagen. Which means that http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats was celebrated in the US... http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:15 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/stefanlunds">@stefanlunds: Spend the day keeping me upto date with http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats and some other stuff

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:15 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kenchingmom">@kenchingmom: Just got told by three coworkers I was weird for loving http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats and making up backstory for fiancée.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:15 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pixdor">@pixdor: This whole day has been about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats We should re-name Tuesday Fetmatsday.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/boergars">@boergars: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I think Disney shall do http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats - the movie, and call it "stoned".

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Babhdan">@Babhdan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I've just read your version of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats and I loved it, tack!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:01 p.m.

Ok, that was http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats . What do we do next?

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 6:55 p.m.

This is the radioshow , http://twitter.com/P4Dalanytt">@P4Dalanytt , where they interview me about the trend of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats . In swedish. The scoop about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Fetmats">#Fetmats- -> 5min

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 6:52 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kenchingmom">@kenchingmom: Just told everyone at work the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats. Thanks to http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden for being the source of entertainment.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 5:34 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Tyckmyckna">@Tyckmyckna: How come no one has created a http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats anti-aging cream yet? http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 5:23 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504: Hey http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden does http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats have a holiday? Can we petition to get him one?

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 5:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504 http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden yes, the public holiday of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats is called Fettisdagen. We eat hetvägg (hot wall), a bun with whipped…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 4:20 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheUppsalaKoala">@TheUppsalaKoala: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Hey Sweden. Are any of your followers in Getinge and able to tell us what's happening in the floods (for http://twitter.com/thel">@thel…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 4:13 p.m.

Some say http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats is trending in Sweden. Is that true?

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 4:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AnnieMarieBarry">@AnnieMarieBarry I'm just playing around. Nothing happend.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:31 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/St3tch">@St3tch: http://twitter.com/LsaWa">@LsaWa http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Then I don´t see any other solution than to make a religion out of the life of Fet-Mats. Life of Fet-Mats.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:23 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/tagewidsell">@tagewidsell: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Wow. The entire air force in the air at once!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/bandykullan">@bandykullan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Wagner wrote a synopsis for the opera about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats but placed the second act in the mine.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jimmy_onofrio">@jimmy_onofrio: http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden First Mats to my mind, as an American ice hockey fan, was Mats Sundin!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:19 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504: yeehaw RT http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ATTENTION! In about 20 minutes I will talk about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats in http://twitter.com/P4Dalanytt">@P4Dalanytt ! Please RT! This is so....w…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:18 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/telefinken">@telefinken: http://twitter.com/wombat1974">@wombat1974 From left to right: SAAB 29 Tunnan (?), SAAB 37 Viggen, JAS 39 Gripen, SAAB 35 Draken and the last one I don't …

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:18 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/bandykullan">@bandykullan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden you missed the story of how Richard http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Wagner">#Wagner almost wrote an opera about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 3:07 p.m.

Today swedis air force did a formation in a tribute to http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats ! Respect! http://t.co/hyuvEajSTa">http://t.co/hyuvEajSTa

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 2:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Nicconova">@Nicconova: http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats has a smell of school trip in the 80's http://twitter.com/search?q=%23nostalgia">#nostalgia Is he friends with http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Bockstensmannen">#Bockstensmannen do you think http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ? Better…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 2:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden now I know to color them all red

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 2:50 p.m.

ATTENTION! In about 20 minutes I will talk about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats in http://twitter.com/P4Dalanytt">@P4Dalanytt ! Please RT! This is so....weird?

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 2:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/badyogi">@badyogi: http://twitter.com/AnathemaJane">@AnathemaJane http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I thought it would be something where Santa sits on the chests of naughty children while eating their gi…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 2:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheLocalSweden">@TheLocalSweden: Let's get http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden playing. How would you describe http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Sweden">#Sweden in a single tweet? http://twitter.com/search?q=%23swedeninatweet">#swedeninatweet http://twitter.com/swedense">@swedense http://twitter.com/usembassysweden">@usembassysweden

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 2:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/whoselius">@whoselius: It's only Tuesday, but I think it's safe to assume that the Swede of the Week Award (which is totally a thing) will go to http://twitter.com/search?q=%23F">#F…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 2:05 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Gicha_de_Vigo">@Gicha_de_Vigo: I thought http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats would turn out to be the name of a Swedish tradition ;) http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 1:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AnathemaJane">@AnathemaJane: Have to be honest, for a second there I thought http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats would turn out to be the name of a Swedish shop especially for w…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 1:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/qqfriberg">@qqfriberg http://twitter.com/AnathemaJane">@AnathemaJane http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Mats rockar fett! Sorry, don't know how to translate :/

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 1:37 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden and speaking of the grave twists of fate, don't forget the http://twitter.com/search?q=%23staffantapper">#staffantapper story.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 1:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/qqfriberg">@qqfriberg: http://twitter.com/AnathemaJane">@AnathemaJane I have a different view, he was found in the mine -> rocks -> thus, he is then father to all rockers.. http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:42 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Digby_C">@Digby_C: I was sure I was about to read something sad about Mats Wilander...#skinnymats http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AnathemaJane">@AnathemaJane: The salient point I have gleaned from http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden's story today is that http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats was not a rocker.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Carina_o_swe">@Carina_o_swe: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden May i have some of those minerals for my face

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Hvitserkur">@Hvitserkur: Och missa för allt i världen inte http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden, som berättar historien om http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats! Ett litet smakprov: "'WTF?!?! IT IS FET-MATS…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:57 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/karinaskeroth">@karinaskeroth: A must-read!"@sweden: Gooooooooood morning, world! Today is the day of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats"

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:57 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/DannyDangerOz">@DannyDangerOz: Just read the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats on http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden. Suitably odd tale :)

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:51 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AnaCabrero1">@AnaCabrero1: Just woke up got my mobile to see if the mistery of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats had been revealed.Yeeeees cool story http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:50 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden had to print a new mine, the first one was wrinkled in the midsummer accident http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:50 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/flaneurie">@flaneurie: Muaha! Amazing! RT http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden: Nowadays http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats works as a political journalist and his last name is Knutsson.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:50 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pixdor">@pixdor: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden So worth the wait. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats You are the master of storytelling mr Sweden. http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:32 a.m.

Know you are free to play with your paper dolls and give the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats .

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/charlieventris">@charlieventris Skräckslagen/ Förstenad.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:26 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden A story tell that Margareta fighted for get him to his rest. Another tells that she got money for get up "her righ…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:23 a.m.

“@St3tch: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden We should all praise Fet-Mats as our new savior.” http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

From the feed now: a 3 year old boy is told about Jesus, death and reserrection in kindergarten- "I KNOW!! HIS NAME IS FET-MATS! http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:17 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Hejke">@Hejke: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden But you forget the unworthy end of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats! Where he started to rot in the box and fell apart.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:17 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/RobertaFKing">@RobertaFKing: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden That was a great story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats especially the WTF! You're a natural storyteller.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:09 a.m.

I knew about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats before it was cool.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:08 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/Hejke">@Hejke http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden He was buried several times, the last time in 1930. That is horrible!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:07 a.m.

Nowadays http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats works as a political journalist and his last name is Knutsson.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:05 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/Hejke">@Hejke http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Y. He started to rotten when they took him up from the mine. Over many year different scientists wanted to …

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:04 a.m.

I can see a parallell in the storys of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats and the swedish eel. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23rip">#ripålen

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 11:03 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Tyckmyckna">@Tyckmyckna: .@sweden I've been in http://twitter.com/falugruva">@falugruva TWICE but don't remember hearing about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats. They must not have told the story as capt…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:59 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/orangarnold">@orangarnold: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I've found that Ocado in the UK have a whole Sweden section to their orders, lots of Swedish foods including faluk…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:56 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/whoselius">@whoselius: Thanks to http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden, http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats has quickly replaced Vildhussen as my favourite Swedish historical character.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:45 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/qqfriberg">@qqfriberg: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden cool, could u pls send the YouTube link now from the findings, glassbox etc..

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ganralf7">@ganralf7 I can't give you the answer of that. I don't know. Just a curator.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:42 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/tildor">@tildor: http://twitter.com/orangarnold">@orangarnold http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden If you find one, treat it like beef in beef stroganoff and you will have the lovely and popular dish korv …

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:42 a.m.

Hey, someone linked me a film about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats yesterday. Who?

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/St3tch">@St3tch Actually he was secretly taking a shift for a friend who wanted to date his girlfriend. True. And that night the work -@filfund

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:35 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/filfund">@filfund: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden But what had happened to him? Why had he died in the mine?

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:34 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/fetmats">@fetmats: Before anyone accuses me of being thick(e), I'm not responsible for the http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats hashtag. Bigup http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden for the initiative tho…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:33 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/rougeit">@rougeit: Not getting much work done this morning - http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is telling http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats in 140 character instalments of swenglish. Captivating.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:33 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Vilsjin">@Vilsjin: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Not quite, made from the oxes that were transported to the mine for their hides´ sake (used for rope) http://t.co/Zg5k…">http://t.co/Zg5k…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:33 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/orangarnold">@orangarnold: Thanks to the http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I am now googling where to buy falukorv

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:33 a.m.

- in the mine had concerved him and the y had him in a glass box for some years. Well, this was the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

- the body and cried out "WTF?!?! IT IS FET-MATS" and it was. The old lady was of course his fiancee who never got married. The minerals-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:29 a.m.

- day or two and no one recognized the body. It was a mysteri. They took it to the towns square. Then a very very very very old lady saw-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:27 a.m.

- In the year of 1719 they found a body in the mine. The body was intact and so to say "fresh". It looked like its just been there for a-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

- well, ten years later the mine collapsed. Like a miracle nobody was hurt. This was a midsummers day and the mine was empty. -

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:22 a.m.

- http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats got cold feet and ran away from his wedding. Margareta never got married in her whole life. This was in the year of 1677-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:20 a.m.

- a few days when Fet-Mats suddenly disappered. Margareta was of course devestated. The whole city of Falun talked about it and said that-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:19 a.m.

- out of rockers. Well, let us go back to the story. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats had a fiancee- Margareta Olsdotter. They were going to be married in just-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:16 a.m.

- sausages is red as well and the meet in it is made from the horses that worked in the mine. Not now aday. Now the make the sausages-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:15 a.m.

- but again- http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats was not a rocker. He was just fat. Well, the paint got it colour from the copper in the mine. The skin of the -

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:13 a.m.

- I don't know. But the rockers of Dalarna are that huge that their fingers are in the size of Falu sausages. And they are really big. -

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

- copper mine of Falun. Falun is mostly famous for its red paint and from its sausages. That could be why he was fat. To much falu sausage-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:10 a.m.

- nickname Fet-Mats because he was fat. Fet means fat in swedish. But again, he was not a rocker. He worked as a miner in the great-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

- Fet-Mats wasn't a rocker. He was a miner and grew up in Svärdsjö in Dalarna. His real name was Mats Israelson but he was given the-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:04 a.m.

- the rockers are huge. They are big and strong like horses and drink booze they brewed themself from 25 litres plastic barells. Well-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10:02 a.m.

The story takes it place in the county of Dalarna, well known for its rockers and painted wooden horses. I won'tell you more about that but-

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 10 a.m.

Ok, be ready- here comes the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats !

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:50 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden the expression "ta sin Mats ur skolan" (to evacuate your Mats from public school) refers to an http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats incident in se…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour We know for sure that he can't go under the name of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats unless you by "fet" means cool. http://twitter.com/matsknutson">@matsknutson

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:48 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden nowadays, the most wellknown swedish Mats is http://twitter.com/matsknutson">@matsknutson, tyckonomic officer in charge of swedish public service TV.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

Will the real http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats please stand up, please stand up...

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: In the summer of 1930, an expedition on the island Vitön claims to have found the left thumb of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats in the intestines of …

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:36 a.m.

Haha! Today swedish Twitter also talks about another Mats. This could be fun!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:32 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: Years later: -Why the mask? -To protect the people closest to me. The idea was to be a symbol. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats could be anybody, tha…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:32 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: "The path of a man who wished to serve true justice. The path of the League of Shadows", Elvis said. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats nodded.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:32 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: "If you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can’t stop you, then you become something else entirely", Jimmy Hoffa said to…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:32 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: In 1985, http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats teamed up with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa in Hawaii.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:32 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:31 a.m.

Actually I think one of the cops in http://twitter.com/YB_Sodermalm">@YB_Sodermalm has the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats in his blood.

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 9:06 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/LsaWa">@LsaWa: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Looking forward to hearing it told wistikent style

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 8:57 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: In 2012 he starts the http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats - then something extremely strange happens! https://t.co/At0KyoBDva">https://t.co/At0KyoBDva

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 8:53 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: Current http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is the true Twitter wizard. When news agencies are sweatin blood to make topics trend, he does it in the blink…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 8:34 a.m.

Gooooooooood morning, world! Today is the day of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 7:23 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sf_journaliste">@sf_journaliste: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden décide de faire connaître http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats partout dans le monde à grands coups de RT. Demain, un trending topic ?

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:33 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Arhammar">@Arhammar: What a great http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden we have this week!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:14 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Spirande">@Spirande: Gr8 Just saw that wounderful http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent is http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden this week. Good for the world. Enjoy perspective & ways with words that gi…

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:06 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Hillersberg">@Hillersberg: Retweeting http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats /& http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden as IF I know what it's all about. Definatly building a small theatre tomorrow though!

@sweden Aug. 19, 2014, 12:05 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KurvigaKatten">@KurvigaKatten: http://twitter.com/kimthecynic">@kimthecynic Don't spoil it honeypop! We're all still in http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats-mode http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:43 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Rav_Bunneh">@Rav_Bunneh: Dear http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden, I just had fika, what do I do with all these kitten bones?

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/DennisKammeborn">@DennisKammeborn: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Wonderful! I am locking foreword to the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/eriklofmarck">@eriklofmarck: Vet ni vem som GILLADE att bli tårtad? http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats that's who!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/cobaltskyes">@cobaltskyes: I'm confused by this whole http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats thing but that's not a new thing.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pixdor">@pixdor: I really want to Google http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats but no, I'm gonna wait for http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden to tell me. It better be good!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Flipzon">@Flipzon: Oh my! Can I stand to wait until tomorrow to learn about the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats? I will not Google. I will not Google. I will n…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:27 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/DanielJPHadley">@DanielJPHadley: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden In the morning, stripy awning

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden see you soon, you big baboon!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/phi_phou">@phi_phou: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it looks like shit on bread…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:11 p.m.

Thank you all for helping me. Actually I was just kidding about the alligator. Well, it didn't work out that well.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/queerkieren">@queerkieren: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden you can also say MOGAI, it's the new contraction. some of us like it better.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/IAmErikN">@IAmErikN: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden after some time, crocodile!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

See you tomorrow, alligator! (?)

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:03 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KymriskaDraken">@KymriskaDraken: http://twitter.com/gamb0lputty">@gamb0lputty http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And that is weird. LGBT suggests that lesbians aren’t gay. HBTQ is a better term.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:01 p.m.

Well, goodnight then, God-you who has a thousand names. A prayer for those who wake up when the sun comes up now. Give them hope. Amen

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/gamb0lputty">@gamb0lputty: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Just whispering: HBTQ is LGBT in English. The Q is not usually present in the English equivalent.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:54 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KatjaESC">@KatjaESC: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden HAH! Genius! But wait - Nutella w cucumbers, tomatos and spinach? Wow...

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Pani_Bufetowa">@Pani_Bufetowa All for the art, all for the art.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:53 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Pani_Bufetowa">@Pani_Bufetowa: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden That looks like nutella with cucumber, carrot and tomato. Please tell me it's not so :-(

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/hrleifsson">@hrleifsson Nope. Old. Some weeks ago.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:45 p.m.

As far as I know know the "caking" was a protest against the partys concervative standing in HBTQ-issues. In their perspective.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:40 p.m.

But actually we have, for being such a small country, had to much violence and murders of politicians. Maybe thats we people react.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ecologythinking">@ecologythinking So could a pen and a paper from autograph hunters.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:37 p.m.

On Saturday nazis will have an open meeting on a town square in Malmö. That is a threat against democracy. That I know for sure.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:35 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/2000aldrig">@2000aldrig: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden if http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats had known he'd be the subject on twitter hundreds of years later he sould have said - What is twitter? …

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

Today a swedish politician was "caked". Now people are arguing about whether this is a threat to democracy or not.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/hillsjostrand">@hillsjostrand: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it’s a fascinating story though.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Ad_Virgilium">@Ad_Virgilium No, I wouldn't go there. I petty the participants. But I dont give much for the producers.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:17 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/emmajeans">@emmajeans: Oh no, http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is RTing praise. My feed is gonna get FULL.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:15 p.m.

Mark your tweets with the hashtag http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats . Maybe we can trend him in some countrys. He deserves that. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jimmy_onofrio">@jimmy_onofrio: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden so creative and interactive though!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/backafall">@backafall: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Poor http://twitter.com/fetmats">@fetmats will not know what hit him when he checks his feed. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DennisKammeborn">@DennisKammeborn Yes! Tomorrow you will have a horse and the four roosters you killed.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:12 p.m.

You can also follow me on instagram. I make funny faces out of food. For my daughter. Follow me on http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent .

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:11 p.m.

If people are building small paper doll theatres at the same time all around the world...there is still..eh...hope? http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:08 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/carlbildt">@carlbildt: Sweden is the 4th largest provider of humanitarian aid in the world today. EU Commission http://twitter.com/KGeorgievaEU">@KGeorgievaEU is number two. Togeth…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Carina_o_swe">@Carina_o_swe Not at all. What we know.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:05 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MadisonSWE">@MadisonSWE: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden What are you up to, you little you. Just don’t end the world tonight, I’m watching Idol.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:01 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Babhdan">@Babhdan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it's great that you are. I hadn't heard of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats before so I looked him up on Wikipedia. I can't wait to hear you t…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/staytiny">@staytiny: Seriously, new http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is the best one yet. Print out the guys! Let’s do a play!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JohanssonBerg">@JohanssonBerg Whatever size you prefer.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:56 p.m.

I can't belive that I am actually doing this. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:55 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504 http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I have painted Fet-Mats slight greenish, think it will fit good in the story

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:55 p.m.

It's ok if you dress or decorate the paper dolls in your countries traditional clothes. Or if you make your own dolls. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504: Ok I've printed out my http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fetmats">#fetmats paper dolls... can I decorate them http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden? Anxiously awaiting the story!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Emmaleigh504">@Emmaleigh504 Absolutly! Great! Sens me a picture!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:45 p.m.

Imagine people all around the world building their small paper theatres and play the story of http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svestri">@svestri: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden born and raised in Falun, I know the story by heart. Good story!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svestri">@svestri: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ehm, the mine is not so much like the tomb grave, more like a... hole in the ground?

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

Oh, sorry! I forgot to attach the girlfriend! http://t.co/6S7Zo7Iq4C">http://t.co/6S7Zo7Iq4C

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

And here is Fet-Mats girlfriend. Make sure that you print and cut. Tomorrow I'll give you the story. You will also need a mine. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

Here is your Fet-Mats as I promised. You will also need his girlfriend. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats http://t.co/4DeiQtqN38">http://t.co/4DeiQtqN38

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:04 p.m.

Maybe I draw you a picture of Fet-Mats tonight. You can print and use him as a paper-doll tomorrow when i give you the story. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 8:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/BergNoomi">@BergNoomi: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Blev för nyfiken och googlade http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats. Ångrar nu spoilern djupt. Ska låtsas som att jag aldrig läste det.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 8:47 p.m.

Ok, I'm getting tired. Maybe I tell you about Fet-Mats tomorrow instead. But it is a smashing story. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 6 p.m.

. http://twitter.com/TheUppsalaKoala">@TheUppsalaKoala Thanks. But it was not me. http://twitter.com/carlbildt">@carlbildt

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 5:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/svetsblanka">@svetsblanka: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Oh! <3 My cat look like that too, a year ago. No dreads, it was a fika survival.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 4:41 p.m.

Sorry. Just kidding. It's not swedish new year today.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/BrunoMarsUS">@BrunoMarsUS: Gott Nytt År (Happy New Year). Here in Sweden it's 1:30 am January 1st! :) Happy 2014!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 4:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: Leet is the native tongue of http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 3:51 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Sprattelknaster">@Sprattelknaster: http://twitter.com/Sgt_Mac_1">@Sgt_Mac_1 http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/coffeemort">@coffeemort If we lose the ability to play we are truly lost.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 3:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Sgt_Mac_1">@Sgt_Mac_1: http://twitter.com/coffeemort">@coffeemort http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I think poor parenting is a greater threat to humanity than deep fried Oreos but then again, I've never …

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 3:15 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/OndaEyes">@OndaEyes: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Visited Falu Gruva earlier this month and learned about http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats - looking forward!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 3:07 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/coffeemort">@coffeemort: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And deep fried Oreos. Deep Fried Oreos will destroy the human race and life as we know it.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 3 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AfricanProverbs">@AfricanProverbs: When God cooks, you don't see smoke. ~Kaonde Proverb

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/niklassvensson">@niklassvensson Hello Niklas! This week I am http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden !

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JoelOsteen">@JoelOsteen Would you say that that is a biblical way of looking of life?

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:45 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Magnusbetner">@Magnusbetner: Can't you please choose to just fuck off? RT http://twitter.com/JoelOsteen">@JoelOsteen: Today, why don't you look on the bright side. Choose to be happ…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/leafarneo">@leafarneo Hola...eh...boccadillo...con keso...eh...salut.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/rich1068">@rich1068: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I knew it! So this is why my Volvo always runs better on fresh kittens!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rishi4u">@rishi4u Haha. Ni probs. In one way I agree, but I guess we define religion differently.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SheepOfJesus">@SheepOfJesus Ok, blame it on Google translate.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rishi4u">@rishi4u Don't get me started on that.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:14 p.m.

The single greatest threat to the survival of humanity today is people without humor. For real.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 2:01 p.m.

People are worried here now that I will start a world war when I'm curator of http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. Well, I guess http://twitter.com/CBildt">@CBildt helps me out if I'm in trouble.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 1:58 p.m.

Now it's only 8 hour til I'll tell you all about Fet-Mats. Actually we should try to trend http://twitter.com/search?q=%23I">#I'mFet-Mats worldwide. Or just http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 1:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GuiseppeRomano">@GuiseppeRomano I have no idea. I retweet this one.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 1:43 p.m.

Another one of my drawings. You are of course free to share them in Instagram or Facebook as well. http://t.co/6Lly8t4Rh8">http://t.co/6Lly8t4Rh8

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 1:27 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kaxkatten">@kaxkatten: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden or, alternatively, they'll be like, "wow, dude, you're a LION!".

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 1:27 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/NeilMcMahon">@NeilMcMahon: Forget http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Assange">#Assange. This week’s official http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden tweeter has the big scoop of the week. http://t.co/U8mg7Io8MX">http://t.co/U8mg7Io8MX

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 12:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/indieindic">@indieindic Ok, it's more a mottot han a plan. http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 12:33 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/conradhackett">@conradhackett: Languages of tweets: 1 English 2 Japanese 3 Spanish 4 Portuguese 5 Indonesian 6 Arabic 7 French 8 Turkish 9 Russian http…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 12:31 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KurvigaKatten">@KurvigaKatten: Sudden urge to call in sick now that http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent has taken of http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. The entire nation will reach standstill in utter a…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 12:29 p.m.

When I'm not Sweden I tweet att http://twitter.com/wistikent">@wistikent .

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 12:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tinsaynes">@tinsaynes Ouch! I thought so but google translate did not. http://twitter.com/skrivbent">@skrivbent

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 12:09 p.m.

Btw- I recommend you to follow the arch bishop of Sweden, http://twitter.com/BiskopAntje">@BiskopAntje Sometimes she tweets in english.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 12:01 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Bakjour">@Bakjour: Very soon all over the news, worldwide. Never look into a breaking story. https://t.co/aMZYr1dGa7">https://t.co/aMZYr1dGa7

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Hejke">@Hejke: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Of course! In my family Fet-Mats was the one bringing gifts at christmas.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Tyckmyckna">@Tyckmyckna: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Really old and lost his head?

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JasperCorstiaan">@JasperCorstiaan Byt you were right about the fat. Fet-Mats was his nickname.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JasperCorstiaan">@JasperCorstiaan actually Mats is a name.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:23 a.m.

No, not the publisher.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:22 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/partielldiff">@partielldiff: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden This one you don't even have to exaggerate about, really good story! Went to school in Falun & was very intrigued…

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:21 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/angusmaroon">@angusmaroon: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I'm not over the eel yet man.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:21 a.m.

Ok, I tell you all about Fet-Mats later tonight. He is almost like the swedish eel some weeks ago. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FetMats">#FetMats

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:18 a.m.

Well, you have heard all about fika, IKEA and ABBA. Did you hear about Fet-Mats yet?

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:13 a.m.

Btw- my cat was growing dreadlocks. I took him to the vet this morning. His mates will laugh at him. http://t.co/m5UEo28ZVX">http://t.co/m5UEo28ZVX

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/telefinken">@telefinken Oh, sorry. I guess you are right. I read yesterdays paper.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 11 a.m.

Today 19 years ago a swedish boy was killed by nazis. We will never forget you, John Hron. We will never stop our resistance.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

This week most swedes go back to work. I guess that the great topic in the cafeteria is the http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ABBAreunion">#ABBAreunion i http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Ubbalt">#Ubbalt next month. Excited!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:37 a.m.

They are both named Göran and are really hard working.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:36 a.m.

I was born and raised i Älmhult, the mothership of IKEA. Did you know that it is just two men who makes all the furnitures? Amazing men!

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:01 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jayne_a_broad">@jayne_a_broad: This week's guest twitterer for http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is hysterical.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 10:01 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/burgotastic">@burgotastic: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden This doesn't surprise me. I have a Swedish friend and she seems like the kitten slaughter type.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:43 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Ebeeto">@Ebeeto: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Please, for the love of everything, at least spare the followers what the actual event of "kafferep" is.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nkoan">@nkoan Adult cats are actually common in the fika of Lappland in the north of sweden.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:41 a.m.

- Hey, Bjorn, you wanna go for a fika? - Yes, Benny, I bring the kittens! Just an example.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

- That is what they WANT you to belive. What "fika" really means is att traditional slaughter of kittens. 2-3 kittens each fika.

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:38 a.m.

First of all- let's make some things clear. The word "fika". Former curators told you that fika is coffee n cinemon rolls. Well, follow me-

@sweden Aug. 18, 2014, 9:36 a.m.

Ok, I'm on. Let's rock n' roll.