Linus Svensson

Linus Svensson

was @sweden 2014-06-09 to 2014-06-16

My name is Linus Svensson and I am an unemployed journalist, rejected author and failed vlogger. More the first two things than the last, really, but I needed a third thing for it to sound good. I am originally from the province of Skåne, smack-dab in the middle of nowhere, where our neighbors are either cows or people who return to their real homes when the summer ends. For the last three years, however, I have lived and studied in Kalmar, a city most known for having once been somewhat relevant and for having a collective speech impediment. I just graduated, and have temporarily moved home, so I guess you will be seeing a lot of pictures of, you know, nature. And stuff.

Well, that was an unmotivated amount of time spent on geography.

I write/talk in a podcast/make videos about videogames at (“The Mushroom Kingdom”) and I am a cofounder and member of the art “collective”, dödspop (“death pop”), which can be found at I usually tweet from @Linus2punkt0, @dodspop, @Svampriket and @JoeMarmalade (in English, but it’s been a while).

During my week I will focus on…well, that is as of yet unclear. Videogames and movies, probably some politics. Journalism. Art maybe? I will most likely be all over the place.

Linus Svensson's Feed

@sweden June 16, 2014, 12:01 a.m.

RT">@EmmaLundstrom: Hello">@GetEmoji. The people of">@sweden would like to get an emoji of an osthyvel added to these.">

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

RT">@HumanHead:">@sweden I just saw">@norway licking your Osthyvel. I hate it when that happens!">#oldschoolSNLreference

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

RT">@RicardoHarvin:">@sweden Good night, or as they call it in Swedish, osthyvel!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

Okay, now it's goodnight for probably the last time. Peace.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:49 p.m.">@lenasverige I did, during my first day as Sweden. But now it's gonna be a thing!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:33 p.m.">@MsWildhack Not in the fall, at least.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:27 p.m.">@MsWildhack Well, it did work out exceedingly well for Napoleon.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:20 p.m.">@zettermark I tweeted it the night before at least. But I have gotten no tweets.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:17 p.m.">@HumanHead That is a legacy I can be proud of.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:17 p.m.">@NoelLuperon">@edcanan Nominate him! Just email the curators of Sweden. (Email found at their web page)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:10 p.m.

RT">@debrazil:">@sweden we choose you. Time to start the war

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:10 p.m.">@The_sad_hat Sorry, that should be "Of course, my liege".

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:09 p.m.


@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:07 p.m.

Has the next Sweden been announced yet btw? Feel like I should know who'll be taking over after me.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:05 p.m.">@anabeth_xo I wish I could help, but I suck at knowing where places are!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:59 p.m.">@anabeth_xo Where our supermarkets are? Like all of them?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:48 p.m.">@chinji Pizza John! Google it. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 8:22 p.m.">@verticalblank Some say Sotarmacka, others just say sandwich with potato.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 8:07 p.m.

RT">@zettermark:">@craigathomson">@sweden hey here's a rad idea! Lets stop shaming women for their bodies and listen to what they have to say …

@sweden June 15, 2014, 8:04 p.m.">@verticalblank The sandwich is real, only the name is fake. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:47 p.m.">@marcelrgoto There is mayonnaise on it!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:47 p.m.">@1NiDz1 My main account will be both Swedish and English, same with dodspop. Joe is English, Svampriket is Swedish.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:43 p.m.

Completely missed that the new arch bishop sworn in today was a woman. Go church!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:42 p.m.">@__nana The pen is mightier than the fork.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

RT">@Danothy: Seems">@sweden hasn't had much love this week, but if this week's">@sweden is a bag of dicks then I guess I'd find a bad of dick…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

RT">@SarahCorde: GO">@sweden ! RT">@HistoricalPics The periodic table of elements and the countries they were discovered in…">…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:29 p.m.">@craigathomson">@WeAreAustralia Yup, but you can't use,">, only TweetDeck and the like.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:28 p.m.">@aerynsunx Thanks! Not boring was my primary goal!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:01 p.m.">@craigathomson">@WeAreAustralia For us it is changed just after you sign in on your apps. So not even the current tweeter has it.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7 p.m.

RT">@HerrFlyiboy: Why are Swedes celebrating">#FathersDay in">@sweden ? It's 5 months early.....

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:59 p.m.">@nkoan Thanks for that time you wrote something worth retweeting.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:45 p.m.">@sweatandlies You have bested me. I have been bested.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:45 p.m.

RT">@sweatandlies:">@sweden not quite fifty percent. Brazil's population is fifty times bigger than Croatia's

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:24 p.m.">@_DylanEbert I'll talk to some people.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:24 p.m.

A quick update from the World Cup btw: someone kicked a ball and 50% of onlookers were displeased with the result.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:23 p.m.">@sjalexander Precisely. I will hire a spokesperson.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:22 p.m.">@sjalexander Like with a sex offender I will have to alert my presence every time I go somewhere new.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:13 p.m.">@w0rkbench I had an idea. Not very into e-sport myself, but I hang in those circles a bit.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:11 p.m.">@w0rkbench The only internet I have at my disposal is on my phone, so streaming is not really an option.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:09 p.m.">@w0rkbench">@tracetalbot I am not. I am watching Iron Man.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

RT">@PeopleOfUK: .@sweden Well done">@sweden! How about helping us to 4,000, we're nearly there!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

.@TheMrBibby">@Linus2punkt0 I haven't so far, but will from now on. Not everything, but a fair amount.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:06 p.m.

RT">@zettermark:">@sweden pro-tip to followers if the next one is female: "whore" is not nice to call someone. it might even get your account…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:05 p.m.">@tracetalbot It's the worlds biggest LAN-party, right here in Sweden.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:02 p.m.">@tracetalbot I was offered a ticket to DreamHack, but unfortunately could not go. I was also invited to "shut the fuck up", but declined.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:01 p.m.

Tomorrow of course there will be a new Sweden. Treat that person with all the respect and kindness you have treated me. Or, you know, more.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:57 p.m.

And to be completely sure never to hear from me again, also block">@dodspop,">@JoeMarmalade and">@Svampriket.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:57 p.m.

When you do, be sure to block">@Linus2punkt0 to avoid future annoyance, since that is my main account.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

Soon it's time for me to sign off. That means you can re-follow and unmute this account once more.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

I think I’ll do my goodbyes now, to have them out of the way. I will, however, be here for a few more hours.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

RT">@zettermark:">@sweden prepare for the post-@sweden-depression-and-euphoria! Depression: 0 notifications Euphoria:I can be utterly boring …

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

RT">@grodaeu:">@Jjst9">@sweden You are mistaken. Complaining is actually the most Swedish of all things. That's how we celebrate all holidays

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:48 p.m.">@upsfeup">@RunningBecky Ah, humor. This elusive language, mastered and understood only by the few. The rest, sadly, left behind.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:44 p.m.

The end is nearing and by god it feels kind of nice. It's been fun, but I need a break.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

.@Jjst9 Of course I can! Yo,">@carlbildt! You're out!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

RT">@Jjst9:">@Sweden I think you'll have to revoke">@carlbildt's citizenship (you can do that, right?). He is complaining about going to IKEA!…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

RT">@KaregrenMarcus:">@sweden I almost want to unfollow to just be a part of this milestone!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:05 p.m.

.@upsfeup I think you missed a few words or something there, buddy. But the sentiment was conveyed, at least. Enjoy next week!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:03 p.m.">@TheEliselise Phone? You can make calls from this thing?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:34 p.m.">@artbyailbhe They are the root of our huge problem with declining population?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:32 p.m.

It has become very probable that I will drop below 69 000 followers. That's some celebration-worthy shit right there.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:27 p.m.">@frdrkndrssn "begynnande"? When did you start following?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:22 p.m.">@tyre64">@CalumCashley I avoided the C-word for that very reason!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:21 p.m.

.@Toby_Hancock here's hoping!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:21 p.m.">@the_steve_meme We call everything Osthyvel. Swedish is a confusing language. Ask for an Osthyvel and you could get anything.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:19 p.m.">@chinji I was going for "fierce" but cute works. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:19 p.m.">@Tellybelly1 If you can't taste the pain, the cheese is no good.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:18 p.m.">@sjalexander">@jessovenden There's not much Puritan about Sweden, that's for sure.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:18 p.m.

RT">@CalumCashley:">@sweden There's an old Scottish saying "Never get between a woman with an osthyvel and the cheese she's aiming at" - wise…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:11 p.m.

RT">@Mikaels91:">@TheEliselise">@sweden Well the invetor grow up in a Sweden as Norway was a part of Sweden so without us he would not have th…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:11 p.m.">@tyre64 it's for slicing powerful cheese.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:09 p.m.">@CalumCashley She slices serious cheese.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:06 p.m.">@JensJohann Dude. Keep it above the belt. (Lol jk)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:05 p.m.

.@TheEliselise Norway might have invented it, but I'm Alexander Graham Bell, yo!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:03 p.m.">@w0rkbench No one really knows. It's an ancient mystery.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:01 p.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel".">

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:59 p.m.">@Facking_Ancho I have. It's my destiny.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:54 p.m.

.@Digby_C You've learned a lot, you just don't know it yet. I've been all Mr. Miyagi on your ass.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:52 p.m.">@ColinStorm Farfar (literally "fatherfather") is your father's father. Morfar ("motherfather") is your mother's father.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:49 p.m.

.@sarahrodeo Gonna start">@Sweden2point0.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:47 p.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel".">

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:46 p.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel".">

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:42 p.m.">@LumpenPerro">@lemterby We don't lack knives. We just have awesome things like this one as well.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:39 p.m.">@lemterby England is pretty much still in the 17th century. Barbarians.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:28 p.m.">@shazzarny I very much am! Before I get off tonight I'm gonna announce all the places I can be found. But just for you:">@Linus2punkt0

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:39 p.m.">@VictorStrmgren Yes. That is what it is. Not just a boring old blanket.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:32 p.m.">@madmaxly Seen it, and corrected them on several points.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:31 p.m.">@maqusan Sill, strömming, they are literally the same thing.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:18 p.m.">@maqusan Is that surströmming? Looks more like stekt sill to me.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:15 p.m.">@wastydkittyn Which part? The thinly veiled criticism of Sweden's supposed "neutrality" during WW2?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 12:49 p.m.">@joefarrar94 But tomorrow there'll be a new Sweden and s/he will do a terrific job, I'm sure.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 12:08 p.m.">@layerofrock I didn't pay any attention to what they wrote, but people kept sending in so I just made it clear.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 12:07 p.m.">@CaptainRaison We don't really have those.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:58 a.m.

When I said that I will ignore all tweets about which franchise is the best, I meant it.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:57 a.m.">@Hawpus Though it is doubtlessly an historic event, the importance can be argued. And either way, I am spending the day chilling in the sun.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:42 a.m.">@AlexNapier93 I know! They're all like having the wrong opinions and stuff!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:42 a.m.">@tguenneugues I will not answer because I don't want to get into that discussion. I've been there too many times. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:41 a.m.">@jessovenden Not at all. But at least people I know tend to talk more about sex than religion.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:40 a.m.">@Hawpus I am not. And there is a rather low chance that I will tune in later.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:39 a.m.">@jessalyn McDonald's, Burger King, Max and Sibylla (the last two are Swedish).

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:20 a.m.

(And those who tweet me about which is best now will be ignored.)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

In Sweden it's pretty okay to talk politics, but start discussing what burger franchise is the best and people will get hurt.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:13 a.m.">@lemterby I was, but not in the plane.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:55 a.m.">@clairikine">@KymriskaDraken Ah yes, as made painfully obvious by the results of the election to the European Parliament.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:48 a.m.">@BF_Giant Can't fit it in 140 characters!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:46 a.m.">@clairikine That really depends on the context.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:17 a.m.

RT">@ddimitriadis: People in jail per 100k people US 710 Mexico 210 Turkey 179 UK 147 Canada 118">@Sweden 67 Iceland 47…">…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10 a.m.">@0xtero">@mikko Oh my god, NOW it all makes sense. Your references go over my head.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:58 a.m.

Just so you know I'm not quitting just yet. I've still got several more hours of havoc to wreak.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:57 a.m.">@JennBridge "Something a bit different" is my middle name.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:55 a.m.

We all know I'd just be secretly cheering for Germany.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

.@ningxxu Because I'm neutral? Yeah, cause we all know it went super well the last time Sweden was neutral.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:53 a.m.">#lifehack Put your finger between the eyes of a friend. Push lightly upwards. They now look really sad and really hilarious.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:49 a.m.">@Mullenkedheim I will as we get closer to the actual end!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:47 a.m.

.@Chonnymo Yes, this is my one and only achievement.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

RT">@Chonnymo:">@sweden you have been a top-notch">@sweden. ii doubt you'll do much else in life. but this, you did well. Keep in touch.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

RT">@kattbjornen:">@sweden And nobody cares because they all suck, except, and compared to, Zlatan. And this is true.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:45 a.m.">@Yvstei Actually not! I like this idea of me being be big twitter rebel. ;) (delusions of grandeur, right here!)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:42 a.m.">@SwedeMuses Oh my god, in that time I would kill this account.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:42 a.m.

People want me to tweet about the World Cup, so here goes: The Swedish team isn't even playing.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:39 a.m.

And so begins my last day and all of twitter breathes a collective sigh if relief.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:38 a.m.">@0xtero">@mikko We don't do email. We only take messages in bottles thrown in the sea.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:36 a.m.">@kyla2984 Oh god the extra work! Instead of just searching and pressing play, you download from YouTube and put into iTunes. *shudders*

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:34 a.m.">@intejesper you know, you don't actually have to be English to follow">@england. Oh, and you could watch the games yourself, you know.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:32 a.m.">@cute_monkey2 She probably did not actually pay more in taxes than she earned though.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:31 a.m.">@cute_monkey2 No google? :s The thing about the taxes is a bit unclear, but it is based on a satirical text she wrote to get lower taxes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:59 p.m.">@Krasnylips haven't heard! Gotta listen to it now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:58 p.m.">@Nawal_rain I don't even know where it is. In a forest?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:58 p.m.">@lmashell Yes. She came with the building.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:56 p.m.">@paola_hardrain A cabin with pretty much only a bed in it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:19 p.m.

Goodnight peeps. Gonna give all my attention to">@EmmaHellmark now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:18 p.m.">@__nana most are, at least in the countryside.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:16 p.m.">@etellurian Nah, will have to travel in that case. Which I can't afford.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:13 p.m.">@etellurian I have found a bunch of them second hand in Italy (since they were worn by Americans stations there after WW2.)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:11 p.m.

This is where I'll be sleeping tonight. For real.">

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:10 p.m.">@cute_monkey2 You should google the concept art for their Pippi. It's gorgeous. Best movie is Spirited Away, hands down.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

RT">@Nozze666:">@sweden It is egg from the common swedish skogsmyran. You don't want to meet that one in a dark ally.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

RT">@niamhzie:">@sweden by wintertime they will have shrank 100000 times smaller, ready to fulfill their duty as hot cocoa marshmallows

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:57 p.m.">@elinaveera">@Dernier_Ciel Woops, didn't even make that connection at first.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:55 p.m.

RT">@BrianPinDC:">@sweden Twitter has been used to retrieve far less significant things">#findSwedensJacket

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

RT">@ddimitriadis: Female % of national parliaments Rwanda 64% Cuba 49">@Sweden 45 Germany 37 China 23 US 18 India 11">

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:54 p.m.">@cute_monkey2 I've sen it. Studio Ghibli did it after they couldn't get the rights for Pippi Longstockings. Not one of their best, though.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:53 p.m.

RT">@imycomic:">@sweden The marshmallow pods are harvested before the first snow every year.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:41 p.m.

Hopefully it's in one of the thousand buses I've taken today.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

It's an American post-WW2 military jacket bought at a second hand store in London. A bit hard to replace.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

Lost my bag. Got my bad bag. Realized I've lost my favorite jacket. How have I even survived this long?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

RT">@TheEliselise:">@sweden: When they hatch they will make beautiful crop circles.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:38 p.m.">@Tr1mola Leave the house. It is too late to save it. Just run.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:27 p.m.

RT">@KymriskaDraken:">@sweden I can spot a fellow Whovian a mile off :D

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:26 p.m.

And yes, I have tried filming it for you guys. She wouldn't have it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:26 p.m.

Radio is broken so girlfriend sings. Right now: Elephant Love Medley. (She does both parts.)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:25 p.m.">@KymriskaDraken And here I have not even told people that I'm a huge Whovian. ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

RT">@KymriskaDraken:">@sweden Could they be somewhere for Daleks to conceal themselves?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

RT">@kathygori:">@elinaveera">@sweden they've invaded Sonoma too our fields are full of them. I hear them mating in the night

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

Love the people who are just stonefacedly explaining that they are, in fact, hay bales. You people are heroes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT">@kattbjornen:">@sweden Eggs laid by ostriches from space.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT">@elinaveera:">@sweden They’re tractor eggs. Destroy them before they hatch.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT">@danifarias:">@sweden soon they will hatch and a pack of tractors will attack you

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT">@Tr1mola:">@sweden They're outside my house as well. I think we may be being invaded">#grabtheshotgun">

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.">@Tr1mola We are on the path to a terrific screenplay, I can just feel it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:20 p.m.">@Kalli unfortunately not, I think.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:18 p.m.">@Britt_W but then we wouldn't be able to see them and we'd loose them!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:15 p.m.

We do not know what they are, but they seem to roam in packs.">

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:07 p.m.

Saw Divergent. And, well, that wasn't a very good movie.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:07 p.m.

Lost my bag, so we went to the movies. The logic is clear. Now we're going home.">

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:05 p.m.">@AnthroRugger I take pride in my achievements, thanks for acknowledging them, sir. Have a terrific day!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:01 p.m.">@rruizve Chillin' with a brewski, kickin' our feet up. We'll leave the sports stuff to other countries this year.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 8:39 p.m.">@paulnajs I try not engage strangers in a setting where they are unable to leave if they would like. Common curtesy.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 5:43 p.m.">@JRWStormy Because people outside of Sweden often have a sub par understanding of Swedish.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:49 p.m.">@racquetball54 The most I. P. you have ever seen.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:34 p.m.

RT">@paulpogi2: Join us at Björns Trägård Kl 15 till 19:00 to help do something for the">#homeless">#hemlös today.You most welcomed">@sweden

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:33 p.m.">@Begbie4017 New person begins Monday!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:27 p.m.

Ps I forgot my bag on the bus. I suck.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:26 p.m.

(Oh and all of you making the "the girl is the ride"-jokes: good for you. Very original. ;))

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:24 p.m.">@rory_christie Gungbräda (swingboard) so nothing related!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:13 p.m.

Will be signing off for a bit now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:58 p.m.

RT">@psygh: I like this week's">@sweden. Such a dork! ^_^

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:58 p.m.

RT">@yolo_goat:">@andrewlevine">@sweden and I'm definitely not equating the two. It's a joke. A historical linguistic joke

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:58 p.m.

RT">@yolo_goat:">@andrewlevine">@sweden yea but they come from the same IE root

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:57 p.m.">@steviegell I have no problem meeting new people, but it should be on shared terms. And in a place where you can leave if you want.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:55 p.m.

RT">@andrewlevine:">@yolo_goat">@sweden Don't make things up. "Science" comes from Latin "scientia", knowledge, which comes from the verb "sci…

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:55 p.m.">@Dolphinized but I'm off this account tomorrow!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:55 p.m.">@Dolphinized If it was a place that wasn't a bus, I might've.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:50 p.m.

And now the bus is about to arrive.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:49 p.m.

There is a lot of power dynamics etc in play here. And while I know I'm not really a threat to anyone, I am still a strange dude.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:47 p.m.

Men going up to talk to strange women in random places is something that should generally be avoided.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:46 p.m.

If we should talk about me going up to them more seriously: it really is a bad idea considering the social context.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:44 p.m.

RT">@yolo_goat:">@sweden science/shit come from a root meaning to separate. One separates shit from the body. One needs to make distinctions …

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:44 p.m.">@yolo_goat "I've just gotta go do so science."

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:44 p.m.">@donafernanda I'm still a strange man on the bus. ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:41 p.m.

RT">@Dolphinized:">@sweden super "cool" creep man!! wtf is wrong with many times do we have to go over this!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:41 p.m.">@Sabre0001 Kind of rarely. But still!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:40 p.m.

And while we have discussed whether or not I should go up to them, they have long since left the topic. Which would make me a Super Creep.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:38 p.m.">@sarahxgilbert I think you're allowed to. I mean, the account isn't made for other Swedes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:38 p.m.">@Dolphinized Cool Creep. Should be my twitter handle.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

.@Shane_Conneely Damnit, you've got me there.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

RT">@Shane_Conneely:">@sweden I dunno, talking to them is less creepy that tweeting about them behind their backs :/

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

Most of them just said "What's that?" and when I explained said "oh, great" before turning away.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:34 p.m.

When I told my friends I was going to be Sweden I expected like, cheers and applause and shit.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:34 p.m.">@jacobchr We are lumberjacks and you are basically ninjas.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:33 p.m.">@Capesgo Seven hours on a bus will do that to ya.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

To all you people urging me to go up and talk to the girls: I do try to keep my creep-factor down as much as possible.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

RT">@yolo_goat:">@sweden they derive from distinct words in the earlier Language, roots which came to sound the same later

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

RT">@yolo_goat:">@sweden saw (the tool in both Swedish and English) and the verb "to see" (again in both) aren't related

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:32 p.m.">@yolo_goat Pretty much what I thought. So just coincidence then?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:31 p.m.">@jacobchr I love "nedsable"! It's basically "cut down with a saber", right?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:30 p.m.">@nixenji Yes. A strange man filming girls on a bus. That'll end well.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:29 p.m.">@running_guy12 No, but I recon they are just brilliant.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:28 p.m.">@weloveallthat">@remco72 You have a lot of our words. Window comes from the old Norwegian "Vindöje" or "Wind eye".">#TheMoreYouNerd

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:26 p.m.

Two girls in front of me are discussing twitter. Wanna walk up and go "you know who I am right?" but that would be creepy.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:25 p.m.">@PacketNetworks Even though I don't know what an eeltime is, I like it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:24 p.m.

RT">@remco72:">@sweden in Dutch it's almost the same also. "zaag" and "zag".

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:24 p.m.">@andreasekstrom That's what I'm saying!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:22 p.m.

It's weird. That's weird. Right?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:22 p.m.

I know words can have the same root, but come on. How would these two things ever be connected?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:21 p.m.

"Saw" means both a tool, and to have seen, in English. "Såg" means the same tool, and to have seen, in Swedish.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:20 p.m.

There is this linguistic mystery I have been pondering for a while, and I'd like to just drop it on y'all.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:17 p.m.">@martinb9999">@CllrNorthice that is more lake-knowledge than I possess.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:01 p.m.">@dreamwall Then just use google ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:59 p.m.">@gargreguan Holy fuck get me off this planet.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:59 p.m.">@dreamwall Oh sir, you will just have to use your imagination for that one.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:58 p.m.">@Robotdjuret I really don't see the point of that. So: dicking around it is.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:56 p.m.">@Robotdjuret Gonna put that on my resumé. "Had">@Sweden. Dicked around and posted pictures of drink Swedes."

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:55 p.m.">@Robotdjuret Though I don't believe "feminism is good" and "socialism is bad" comes from the same people in most cases ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:54 p.m.">@stevenkarwoski It has a bed and a kitchen, so yes, I guess.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:53 p.m.">@Robotdjuret Twitter is honestly not the best forum to discuss politics. Especially with an audience that don't know Swedish government.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:52 p.m.

Oh my god, elephants are insects. RT">@safzoro:">@sweden And the trunk makes six then.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:51 p.m.">@artbyailbhe Being 13 tends to help with most jokes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:51 p.m.">@SussanSays I will tell no one. Ever. Except maybe some people. Some times.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:50 p.m.">@Robotdjuret I can enjoy a dose of politics, but I don't think I could've handled it with this amount of followers.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:49 p.m.">#DidYouKnow elephants can use their penis as a fifth leg? Did you also know that this isn't even a lie?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:48 p.m.">@artbyailbhe Ah. Well. I don't really know how to react to that joke.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:45 p.m.">@stevenkarwoski Oh my god my girlfriend will kill me for not knowing. She knows everything about VW buses. I'll try to remember to find out.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:43 p.m.">@longjohnhill You have very low expectations of people. Or maybe that's something people do a lot?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:42 p.m.">@svje I know! Otherwise I would do the town!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:41 p.m.">@SussanSays It is? When? All the time? Because that might be something you should get checked out.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:40 p.m.">@_shishimaru_ They have not been taught in The Ancient Way of The Tweet.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:39 p.m.">@Robotdjuret Maybe it's the nonsensical content?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:37 p.m.">@dwianggoroo It's Jönköping, but that's OK! I got offered tickets actually, but had other plans.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:36 p.m.">@artbyailbhe Huh. I feel like I should get it then. Is it about the "pink" which can also mean "pee"?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:35 p.m.">@NathanBoytuh I don't even know anymore. It's just confusion.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:35 p.m.">@dreamwall Which part? Thus bus or the other part?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:34 p.m.">@UkuleleKris Here they usually work. And mine just jumped into action, thankfully.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:33 p.m.">@SussanSays It's worked for me so far!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:33 p.m.

RT">@DatIbby:">@sweden how dare you use twitter for it's intended purpose, you sick monster

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:33 p.m.">@longjohnhill I do! I was not considering just peeing in a corner.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:16 p.m.

Yes, my girlfriend has a VW Bus. She is that cool.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:16 p.m.

Because that's when my girlfriend picks me up in her VW Bus and we go do stuff I won't tweet about.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

Or those of you bothered by my high frequency of tweeting, rest assured it will go down later this afternoon.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:13 p.m.

RT">@CllrNorthice:">@sweden Vättern is also the world's largest body of potable water. At least, I hope it is given the times I've camped by …

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:13 p.m.">#DidYouKnow that the beaches of Vättern is known as The Swedish Riviera? Did you also know that was a lie?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:10 p.m.

RT">@malincw:">@sweden It is! Vänern, Vättern, Mälaren, Hjälmaren...

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:10 p.m.">@LajkABaws Well, going by where I live it is unlikely I will have any other kind.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:09 p.m.

It has been confirmed that Vättern indeed is Sweden's second largest lake. Having been right about that I will now assume I know everything.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:07 p.m.

I have to pee. But I hate peeing on buses. Also the onboard wifi is not working. This is just not my day.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:06 p.m.">@burgotastic it's not lying, it's creative guessing.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:05 p.m.">@Jovianshadow Well it does meet all requirements: 1. It is a body of water 2. No there was just that first one.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:04 p.m.">@artbyailbhe I don't get it? Am I dumb?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:03 p.m.

At least I think it is Sweden's second largest. Don't quote me on that.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:02 p.m.

Google Maps informs me that this is Vättern, Sweden's second largest lake.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:52 p.m.">@artbyailbhe Huh! Puss in Swedish means kiss. Kiss in Swedish means pee.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:50 p.m.">@ThisOneNerd It means pee. I don't know if that's logical.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:34 p.m.">@agaboury I would have loved to see the branch of evolution who failed at this.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:25 p.m.">@ThisOneNerd they certainly do. As does kiss.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:24 p.m.">@agaboury I'm think like blowback from popping one breaks your neck?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

You get zits and then you die.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

That's just a fact of life.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:15 p.m.

You just keep getting zits on and off for the rest of your life.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

When you are a teen you think that when you stop being a teen you're gonna stop having zits. Forever. But that doesn't happen.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:13 p.m.

A bus is called a buss in Sweden. And they're pretty much pronounced the same. Annoying.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

RT">@lemterby:">@sweden It's 'bus' - not being an arse, just trying to help! :P

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

RT">@bananders:">@sweden Especially if you are the driver.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:11 p.m.">@profswaz It's kind of a beautiful thought. Tragic, but beautiful.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:10 p.m.">@artbyailbhe I could not have said it better myself.

@sweden June 14, 2014, noon">@profswaz I have taught you thing? Well sir, I assure you that was entirely accidental.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:53 a.m.">@CaptainRaison Modern industrial design at its very best.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:49 a.m.">@CaptainRaison No, we are standing still. That is just what his car looks like.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:43 a.m.">@artbyailbhe This are things i don't even think about. Sometimes the world (or more correctly the people) just suck.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:17 a.m.">@Dernier_Ciel No, it's just not very ergonomic. Stuff hurts.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:16 a.m.">@Dodslaw">@ireland pretty much. I'm not wearing a shirt or shoes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:15 a.m.

Trying to show y'all some Swedish nature, and then this dude.">

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:12 a.m.">@Dodslaw">@ireland You don't apply, you get nominated. ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:11 a.m.">@artbyailbhe I have no idea, actually. About the same as men? I guess there might be a greater fear if harassment though.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:09 a.m.

Right now my neck sucks at being a neck.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:07 a.m.

Sleeping on a bus is a slice of heaven. Waking up is hell.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:06 a.m.">@MrPSB Ha! That'd be just what they deserve actually.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:06 a.m.">@maqusan Sorry, won't be entering DeamHack.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:05 a.m.">@fremdis This is weird and fascinating.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:04 a.m.

RT">@Shiny_KM:">@sweden They let people with MacBooks ride the bus!? Ew. What happened to civilisation!? xD

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:03 a.m.">@Babhdan Not really, sorry. Haven't seen the remake, but the Swedish one is quite the bore in my opinion.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:02 a.m.">@DreamHack I would, but gotta grab another bus as soon as I arrive!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 8 a.m.

I can see them looking at my MacBook with disdain.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 7:57 a.m.

Apparently I am sharing a bus with all the DreamHack people.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 7:57 a.m.">@BF_Giant Sorry, no interest at all.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 7:31 a.m.

Remember when I said I wasn't hungover? Yeah, scratch that.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:54 a.m.">@DRIMACHUCK Not what I was saying, just saying it was thoughts.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:53 a.m.">@knadean Yeah, but I mostly sleep anyway. I'm just up to catch a train.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:48 a.m.

Discussing mental health and neutral pronouns do no count as thoughts. Thoughts are about weather and stuff. That is the rule.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:47 a.m.">@knadean Early bird catches the worm, right?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:46 a.m.

RT">@FoamyMultiverse:">@sweden Next Swede, please. Or Norwegian. Anyone. A Glaswegian will suffice. Someone with thoughts.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:46 a.m.

.@FoamyMultiverse I have thoughts. I think. I am thinking right now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:42 a.m.">@tony_f70 I love how in this scenario Louis CK is Jesus.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:29 a.m.

And I'm not even than hung over. Score!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:28 a.m.">@sebastianruholl Very unclear. If so it's a version that's a lot dirtier.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:22 a.m.">@fictionalorange Then I have succeeded in fooling you, human.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:18 a.m.

RT">@blueproto: Hate to say it, but this week's">@Sweden is utterly obnoxious and uninspiring. "Unemployed journalist" and "failed writer" in…

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:17 a.m.

RT">@GodiePeCo:">@sweden it's Guardians of the Galaxy!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:17 a.m.">@zrahul2020 Some of column a, some of column b.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:12 a.m.">@CaptainRaison Nah, I'm just two weeks worth of terrible.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:55 a.m.">@perdurera you can keep following me at">@Linus2punkt0 ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:53 a.m.">@vickeleaks it was my brother taking studenten, I graduated from university a week ago. But thanks anyway!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:50 a.m.

Just downed a handful of aspirin. Now: sleep. See you tomorrow, internet folk.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:47 a.m.">@sinustakykard That us undeniably true. That is the reason I'm here: to take the train.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:46 a.m.">@7amanito Of course it is, but supporting the World Cup is supporting FIFA. Hard to avoid though. (If you are interested.)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:44 a.m.">@perdurera Some do, but I don't. Because it is terrible.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:39 a.m.">@7amanito not interested. And FIFA is evil. (Google FIFA + John Oliver to see why)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:37 a.m.

I don't want to beef with">@ireland. They've gotten the short end of the stick for too many years. Damn British!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:35 a.m.">@PacketNetworks Sorry to disappoint(?)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:34 a.m.">@patodonn It might've been closed then, but Eslöv is never open.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:33 a.m.">@doortje that's what I was going for.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:32 a.m.

And in the trailer for Guardians of the Universe.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:32 a.m.

The radio is playing a song by Björn Skifs, the dude who did the version of "Hooked on a Feeling" that's in Reservoir Dogs.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:27 a.m.

Now I am in Eslöv, dubbed "the most boring town in Sweden".">

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:26 a.m.">@5gatos Thanks! I wanted to do my thing, and I've enjoyed doing it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:25 a.m.">@madmaxly if you are ever in Sweden!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:22 a.m.">@ireland">@coffeemort Historically correct, schmischtorically schorrect, what's important is how it feels. And it feels like we are better.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:20 a.m.">@DPontes_ I won't! Hoping to loose all 69 000 by Sunday!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:18 a.m.">@jbergmanhstd ...ask what you could fuck up for your country.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:16 a.m.">@Capesgo iIf you can't handle annoying, no.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:15 a.m.">@elinaveera Oh I am. And if you came to one of my parties the decadence would make you run screaming from the scene.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:14 a.m.">@RonanNoodles I have that effect on people.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:13 a.m.">@DrNeckbeard of course. If I followed my followers, we'd just be going in circles.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:12 a.m.

According to some tweeters I am "quite annoying". You should meet me in person.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:09 a.m.

I have officially lost more than 100 followers. And it doesn't even bother me anymore.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:09 a.m.">@ireland Oh, no need to plot for that, that'll happen anyways.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:03 a.m.">@3fecta">@ireland That would've been a great burn, if I cared for sports at all. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:58 p.m.">@ruthsays_">@ireland Either I suck or they do. It's up for interpretation.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:56 p.m.

Apparently">@ireland wants to tweet more than me. Seeing as I've lost like a 100 followers by tweeting to much I say: bring it, bitch.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:54 p.m.">@ireland as soon as I stop, I stop caring. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:52 p.m.">@ireland ha! You don't have a chance! Not while I run this account!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:51 p.m.">@PaTitsky I will probably start tweeting a bit in English bow, with all the new followers!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:46 p.m.

That last tweet was really fucking boring. Just a bunch of information.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:45 p.m.

Leaving the party now. Going with my grandparents because I need to take the train early tomorrow.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:31 p.m.">@rinkosparrow they know, they just don't know what twitter is. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:30 p.m.">@fintling you are corrrrrrrrrect sir.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:28 p.m.">@ADHDSverige they do. Only they don't know what twitter is.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

This is the most correct representation of Sweden you have ever seen.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:20 p.m.

If I die tonight, tell my story.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:17 p.m.

Some more song. Of course it was homophobic/sexist.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:15 p.m.">@UkuleleKris actually, sausages were served.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:08 p.m.

The stupidity has reached critical mass.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:06 p.m.

Homophobia party oh yes fun great happy happy kill me.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

This dude looks like he should be hosting Survivor.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:56 p.m.">@Dolphinized Yes. I am the boy who lived.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:47 p.m.">@1NiDz1 Still going on and will go on past when I leave. But I'm ok.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:31 p.m.">@AlbinLilja">@LimeadeYouth You are so very right. But this book does, of course, not account for that. Since it is horrible.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:30 p.m.">@menehunemedia I'm kind of drunk right now, but I don't think the curators want me back. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

They are now singing a song about a man with a large penis. I don't even...

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:34 p.m.">@BigTuna_ashton burn! I guess? I don't know hockey at all.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:33 p.m.">@actofgoat But iTunes is horrible?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:12 p.m.">@kattbjornen It's the new thing with my brother. And he is not something to take after.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:59 p.m.

They're trying to get me to do shots. I don't do shots.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:53 p.m.

I feel like Jane Goodall trying to fit in with the gorillas.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:52 p.m.">@rinkosparrow in small towns, unfortunately yes. But in bigger cities not so much.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:52 p.m.">@cute_monkey2 it's my brother's friend. While I mainly have women friends, he mainly has guy friends. Bet there are at least two girls.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:51 p.m.">@Robotdjuret yes, I've used my schools professional radio equipment, and I lack the ability to appreciate the difference.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:37 p.m.

My brother has a personalized message on the back of his student cap. "Dare to swine". It's not hard to be the good son.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:33 p.m.">@Robotdjuret it's both. I don't have the ear to appreciate the difference. And I've used good equipment.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:31 p.m.">@elnoidelbarret It's "humor" based on stereotypes.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:30 p.m.">@Duckslipper this wasn't from the university, but from friends of the family. All I got from the university was a pin.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:29 p.m.">@Robotdjuret I respect that. I don't have the ear for it, but I respect those who do.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:28 p.m.">@elinaveera Pretty much, but with more "humor".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:28 p.m.

RT">@LimeadeYouth:">@sweden I think only one of them has a penis; you may want to check the book to be sure.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:28 p.m.">@Toby_Hancock I know how you're feeling.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:27 p.m.">@lemterby It happens. My dad never says the right name to me and my brother.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:22 p.m.

Oh, and I got a book about the differences between men an women as a present for my graduation from university last week. They sure know me.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:21 p.m.">@cute_monkey2 Nope, I'm filming it. And also not singing.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:20 p.m.

Small town mentality.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:20 p.m.

Love how the sexism/homophobia/racism is flowing across the table. And by love I mean I feel a bit nauseous.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:13 p.m.">@Robotdjuret they are, but that is kind of a small portion of all the music I listen to.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:04 p.m.">@Robotdjuret I knew it was, but that's just annoyingly pretentious.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8 p.m.

Lecturing people on not using homosexuality derogatory. It's not going over well.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:58 p.m.">@Mikytricolor Working on it. (Yes there's a peanut in the glass.)">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:57 p.m.">@Robotdjuret Obscure isn't the same as old. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:56 p.m.

RT">@Shiny_KM:">@sweden That looks like a PANE in the GLASS.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:56 p.m.">@Shiny_KM I don't even know how to handle that. It's funny but also I'm sad.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:50 p.m.">@nsfinch I do have two days to go! But after that it's">@Linus2punkt0.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:49 p.m.">@Robotdjuret I have pretty obscure tastes and most of them don't exist on cd.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:44 p.m.

This guy has apparently been in a fight with a window. The window won.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:37 p.m.

RT">@Coala_Sthlm: Help">@sweden! Looking for a partner for my dog. Ruskij toy. Male. Super cute. Maybe in swe/neighboring countries? http://t…

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:31 p.m.

For some reason I seem to be the most sober person in the room. It is an unpleasant experience.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:51 p.m.">@wigglebury now I'm all self conscious! But I'll try, for you. My adoring fans.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:50 p.m.">@RaniBeaton I don't see the difference. *eye turns red*

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:49 p.m.">@bartcoelus I of course mean some!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:36 p.m.

Gotta charge my phone, but I'll be back.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:34 p.m.">@grainreader nope, Mariestad actually.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:34 p.m.">@aerynsunx not that I am aware of, but I have a lot of questions about my childhood.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

RT">@ClicheKitten: there's an attractive person running the">@sweden blog, omg

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:33 p.m.">@bartcoelus actually Swedish this time, but we do drink a bit of Belgian beer.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5:09 p.m.">@Dolphinized God. Not a big statement maybe, but I HATE goddamned neonazis.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5:08 p.m.">@laura193laura I think it's mostly celebration now. And we begin the day with Champagne breakfast.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5:02 p.m.">@Dolphinized Had no idea. Good to know so I don't get beat up when there.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5 p.m.">@OlivierHuard It's the Swedish way.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:59 p.m.">@Dolphinized Yeah, makes sense. You have sand, we have mud. Tons and tons of mud.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:58 p.m.">@kattbjornen Oh my god! I didn't even see it! I just thought "blond as blond"!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:55 p.m.">@Dolphinized but still! Better to just take them off.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:52 p.m.">@laura193laura It' kind of the point, isn't it? ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:52 p.m.

RT">@carlsson_daniel:">@sweden Bottoms up and the rest in the hair.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:51 p.m.">@Dolphinized I don't get how other people don't do this! Why do you want dirt inside?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:43 p.m.

You can call Swedish graduation a lot of things. "Dignified" is not one of them.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:41 p.m.">@laura193laura It differs from person to person and situation to situation. These did not at this time, obviously.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

Yes. This is what they sound like. All. The. Time.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:39 p.m.

RT">@DanielEmilson: .">@sweden Yes. It's how we calm them down and make them more relaxed before the farmer takes them to the slaughter house.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:34 p.m.

Swedish traditions yo.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:33 p.m.

Now they're gonna get dragged around town behind a tractor, dancing, screaming and drinking.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:31 p.m.">@ElinTernander not at all! Worlds apart!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:26 p.m.">@Gnillla pinstriped black, white shirt. But the choice has been made.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:22 p.m.

And so, he emerges. Being super annoying for the sake of being annoying.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4 p.m.">@madmaxly "sorry bro, but you're out of the family."

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:57 p.m.">@itsok2bdumbntwr Yup, grandpa smokes a pipe. Like a fisherman.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:57 p.m.">@KristoferA We are really a family of secret agents.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:47 p.m.

Turns out bro won't be out for 30 minutes. No respect for others.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:44 p.m.

Dude's making a speech. Or something. Maybe just giving information. Can't really hear.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:43 p.m.">@JuanoAbarca thanks, feels good to hear!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:42 p.m.

RT">@crossland68:">@sweden I've seen cheerier faces on Hugo Weaving in "The Matrix"!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:40 p.m.

Parents and grandparents on mom's side. They're all super excited, as you can see from the picture.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:37 p.m.

RT">@MirreMilou:">@nksvd">@sweden they rejected this one only because it's two girls making out. There's a lot more extreme ones on Spotify.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:35 p.m.">@MirreMilou">@nksvd Damn, they're homophobes? Geez.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:33 p.m.">@VulpesViridis it's about the same here then.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:31 p.m.">@VulpesViridis that depends on the person. I need percentage to know. And yeah, we "have" like 40% beer, I mean it exists.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:26 p.m.">@Robotdjuret You only buy physical copies? That sounds extremely unpractical. And I don't think CDs will get valuable either. Maybe LP.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:25 p.m.">@VulpesViridis How strong? I see no point in having a strong beer for the sake of being strong. Doesn't help the taste.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:22 p.m.">@Robotdjuret But I don't care about owning, and mp3-files won't accrue any value. I want to stream everything.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:21 p.m.">@VulpesViridis I know there are different beers (and we have good ones, this is Europe), I meant alcohol percentage.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:19 p.m.">@Robotdjuret If you pay there's no commercials, if you download lists the quality is better and owning is overrated.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:14 p.m.">@Robotdjuret that works. But Spotify is easier. And I love easier.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:12 p.m.">@locust9">@nijinskaja All words are made up! And this is a great one!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:11 p.m.">@Robotdjuret But how do you get new music?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:10 p.m.">@EdithBeckman I have ones I tie myself, but I don't think the difference is that big, actually.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:09 p.m.">@VulpesViridis beer is beer you know. But in regular stores they only sell low/non alcoholic.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:08 p.m.">@VulpesViridis Most alcohol is important and we don't water them down. But I don't know how much liquor you put in drinks.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

RT">@nijinskaja:">@sweden Could we please start a petition to make swedish cafées start selling fnörvelhoks?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:05 p.m.">@LederhosenLife I do believe that the Spotify-model can work. But maybe music is going the way of books, where very few make real money.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:51 p.m.">@GnaedigesFrl That's the part many have problem with. "When would gender not be relevant?!?" It's so ingrained, sadly. (Says the cis man ;))

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:50 p.m.">@LederhosenLife yes, twice as much per song played.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:48 p.m.">@VulpesViridis Yeah, luckily that's not a problem any more.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:39 p.m.">@VulpesViridis I think it'll work in my favor in the long run.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:38 p.m.">@mould2k it's what the people wanted.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:30 p.m.

The suit might be conformist but I keep my punk side alive with a pair of Doc Martens.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:23 p.m.">@ireland I did not know that was a thing even.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:23 p.m.">@mrbarrington I have really no idea!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:19 p.m.">@mrbarrington My dad actually worked for the company that makes them, and he told me it was a trade secret, known only by a select few.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:16 p.m.

RT">@joefarrar94: will joe ever get out of bed: a documentary

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:01 p.m.

.@EmmaHellmark Blasphemy! Isn't twitter supposed to stop these kinds of tweets?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:01 p.m.

RT">@EmmaHellmark:">@sweden I just found out that in my family a fnörvelhok is called a "sotarmacka" (chimney sweeper sandwich)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:50 p.m.

RT">@jah_shwa:">@sweden You'll be known as the father of the fnörvelhok, just as famous as Ines Winbladh (smörgåstårta) and Gunnar Semla (fas…

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:48 p.m.

One fnörvelhok, many fnörvelhöcker.">@jah_shwa knows the ropes.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:47 p.m.">@jah_shwa I love the pluralization of it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:36 p.m.">@GodiePeCo I can see why people would feel that way, but I love the cloud. Like a lot.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:35 p.m.">@IdaundderGraf And saying something is bad without offering alternatives is... kind of dick move.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:34 p.m.">@IdaundderGraf I very much have the intention of making people's lives betters. Hence I bring up questions like psychological illness.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:32 p.m.">@IdaundderGraf Sorry, misread. Well, I then thank you for your opinion, it did nothing to make my life better in any way.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:29 p.m.">@IdaundderGraf So, give options then?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:18 p.m.

So I got 20 for the top one, 11 for the bottom and 2 for "they are both horrible".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:16 p.m.">@IdaundderGraf Okay, what would you like? All black? All red?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:14 p.m.">@ruthsays_ Some kind of computer thingie, building computers and programing.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:03 p.m.">@petjamwil My brothers graduating, So it's a big family celebration.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:03 p.m.">@ruthsays_ My lil' brother is graduating.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:56 p.m.

I've narrowed it down to these two. Twitter, choose!">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:55 p.m.">@petjamwil Modesty is for people not on twitter.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:52 p.m.">@maqusan Nah, it's not uncomfortable, just less comfortable than in my hippie dreamcoat.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:51 p.m.

I will be gorgeous though.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:51 p.m.

My god, soon I'll have to put on a suit which is markedly less comfortable than what I'm currently wearing.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:37 p.m.">@TheRealPWB Nah, twitter just caved and will start screening Pakistani tweets for "blasphemy".">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:36 p.m.

Don't... Don't do that. It sucks and makes me not what to be friends with you anymore.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:35 p.m.

Come on twitter, be cool dude.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:35 p.m.

RT">@danieldennett: Twitter has caved in, will screen "blasphemous tweets" in Pakistan. I'm ashamed to be using it.'…">'…

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:28 p.m.

RT">@Chonnymo: is that a shotgun in your pants or are you just happy to omg someone call 911

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:26 p.m.">@GodiePeCo Ugh, I can't stand iTunes. The entire software is all backwards.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:22 p.m.

HA! RT">@dailydot: Aaron Paul is accidentally turning on Xbox consoles around the world">">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:20 p.m.

Someone wanted me to post a link to the pod I recorded Wednesday. It's 3h long and all in Swedish, but here it is.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:18 p.m.">@JensJohann My girlfriend has that. I't great. Too bad she lives half the country away.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:16 p.m.">@KaregrenMarcus And you congratulate your brother from The Country of Sweden.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:16 p.m.">@KaregrenMarcus I will! And I can already tell you his response: "Uh? Yeah, sure."

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:15 p.m.">@JensJohann Ugh. I mean, this is my parent's place and I really want to live in more of a city, but that sounds crowded.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:05 p.m.">@JensJohann We live in the countryside. Space everywhere.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:04 p.m.

This is mine from when I graduated. Yup, I was a handsome bastard even then.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:03 p.m.

You can't even tell what an annoying sod he is going to grow up to be.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:03 p.m.

During graduation everyone gets a sign with their name and a photo from their childhood. This is my brothers.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:01 p.m.

This is where we are going to hold the graduation party tonight. It's alarmingly Swedish.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, noon

RT">@StefanA1975:">@maurbyrnemusic">@sweden Eventually, competition from other services will increase payments to artists. U let the best-payi…

@sweden June 13, 2014, noon">@VictorStrmgren I am a bit older than my profile pic. But old? That's harsh.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:56 a.m.">@nksvd">@CupidKidz Shit (pun intended). That wasn't that bad, was it?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:53 a.m.

This is my "I don't give a shit"-outfit. For when I don't give a shit.">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:50 a.m.">@Rav_Bunneh I'll put in a good word.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:50 a.m.">@LederhosenLife I've heard that Apple buying Beats Music might result in a contender that pays twice as much as Spotify. So that's good.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:49 a.m.">@LederhosenLife I do realize spotify pays pretty crappily, but it did kill a lot of pirating at least. Hopefully they'll start paying more.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:48 a.m.">@nksvd">@CupidKidz Really? What was on it? 'Cause they let this one through (NSFW)">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:46 a.m.">@AxelRantila I think Apple buying Beats Music may result in a really powerful contender too.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:41 a.m.">@nksvd It really isn't that regulated though. Most anything can get in. But I get your point.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

RT">@maurbyrnemusic:">@sweden maybe you could encourage people to Spotify them pay artists like me more!!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:39 a.m.">@ParkerRuther4d I actually believe you!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:39 a.m.">@AxelRantila Ah, I was scared away by my experience of being an early adopter on Google Plus.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:38 a.m.">@ren_davis">@hejsonja I really don't know if that's true or not, to be honest.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:38 a.m.">@andrewhennigan I'm surprised how bad it is. I mean, if it's one thing Apple knows is interface, right?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:29 a.m.">@AwfulHorse Kind of. You eat it mostly with potatoes from last night's dinner.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:28 a.m.

Just, you know, get it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:28 a.m.

To clarify: I am not an official spokesperson for Spotify and I am not trying to urge you to get it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:27 a.m.">@d0tski A bad internet connection makes me cry.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:27 a.m.">@ren_davis">@hejsonja Yeah, I don't know why that is. Maybe it's because it's so cold we have nothing better to do than sit inside and invent

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:26 a.m.">@AwfulHorse Nah, just slice 'em, and maybe some mayo and salt.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:25 a.m.">@lightgrenade I mean, there's always a punk scene, but it's nowhere near as big. But then again, I'm not an expert on the genre.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:25 a.m.">@andrewhennigan Don't know for other Swedes though.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:24 a.m.">@andrewhennigan I HATE iTunes. Every time I have to start that train wreck of a program I cry a little.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:24 a.m.">@elinaveera It will save money, but it is a very small amount.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:23 a.m.">@AwfulHorse It's a sandwich with boiled, cold potatoes on.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:23 a.m.">@lightgrenade Hard. Right now I listen a lot to Childish Gambino. All time it might be Cake. Then there's bob hund and Babian, ofc.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:22 a.m.

.@Harry_Styles Welcome to Sweden! I will be your official guide of the country this weekend. Sit back, relax and have a Fnörvelhok.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:21 a.m.">@nksvd I have friends not more commercial than people on soundcloud who are on spotify. It hasn't changed their music.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:20 a.m.">@belola It was. Then I also got a friend who has a crazy music interest and constantly finds new thing, which helped.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:19 a.m.">@ren_davis">@hejsonja It was invented by Swedes. Just like Skype. We down with technology yo.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:19 a.m.">@elinaveera I have autopayment every month. I don't even think about it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:18 a.m.">@tvuger">@Nordic_Meerkat Yeah, I've heard. Hate when that happens.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:17 a.m.">@belola I don't know. One day I just completely emptied my HDD and went exclusively to spotify.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:17 a.m.">@RobinDraaijer So like 99 kronor a month for unlimited music is kind of great.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:16 a.m.">@hermanlilleng Just... just horrible. I feel you.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:15 a.m.">@HagmanNZ">@PandoraNZ Ah, spotify has that function too.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:15 a.m.">@elinaveera People are starting too. I mean, I couldn't survive without it. But people are/have been hesitant.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:14 a.m.">@Laika_one Spotify does have the function to save lists offline!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:14 a.m.">@ren_davis I like having (almost) all of my music in the same place. Not having to switch.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:13 a.m.">@hejsonja Not really. We think it bigger because it is Swedish and because it is a phenomenon. But outside of Sweden it's not that big.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:12 a.m.

I am constantly surprised when there's a party at a friends house and they don't have spotify.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:12 a.m.

In Sweden people (including me) tend to think of Spotify as just a natural part of life. Like it's something most people have.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:10 a.m.">@nksvd "Real artists"? I mean, I like independent artists as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean other artists are "fake".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:09 a.m.">@CKapaun That's true, but I think Spotify stopped a lot of pirating at least. Hoping they'll fix the payment too.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:08 a.m.">@RobinDraaijer To buy enough CDs to cover my music consumption would kill my economy.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:08 a.m.">@the_N0 That is a good solution.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:07 a.m.">@belola I stopped having music on the hard drive a long time ago, it was such a relief. And I am constantly finding new music.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:06 a.m.">@ren_davis You have access to at least most music instantly, you can easily build and share playlists etc. What do you use?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:05 a.m.">@merisamartinez We use it for hot water for showers etc. Summertime we mostly use solar power, but it doesn't cover it all.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:03 a.m.

Turns out not everyone has Spotify. How do you even survive?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:02 a.m.">@ireland It's so integrated here I don't even think about it, sorry.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:01 a.m.">@merisamartinez We do have electrical heating and solar panels. But the panels don't work all the time and wood is cheaper than electricity.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:05 a.m.">@merisamartinez My god. Such horror. But yeah, it happens a lot here too, but I am not used to it having lived in an apartment for 3 years.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:01 a.m.

Now I am going to go haul some firewood, because apparently I am a 19th century peasant.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:59 a.m.

.@HarleenQuinzell I love that! The president didn't want to come so she substituted herself with dead birds thinking they'd do a better job.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:58 a.m.

RT">@HarleenQuinzell:">@sweden they were substitutes for the president because she was afraid of being booed. well, she would be.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:54 a.m.">@boniruth Brilliant metaphor, right?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:53 a.m.">@BordeKock I'll fake left and go right, that way they'll never catch me.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:51 a.m.

During the word cup they apparently released "peace doves". The doves then died trying to leave the arena. Well isn't that fitting as hell.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:49 a.m.">@BordeKock I have pitched the idea, but unfortunately it got shot down.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

Just realized I misspelled the tweet about terrible tweets. Well, at least I'm living up to it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:44 a.m.

Damnit, I forgot the hashtag. Oh well.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:43 a.m.

Had I written that line I could die happy.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:43 a.m.

This song starts with the line "We have tinnitus in our hearts" (it sounds better in Swedish)">

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:29 a.m.

Today the hashtag">#FriWorldWide is used by people all around the world to discuss music. Get in there and assert your musical superiority.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:28 a.m.

Sup world, this is Sweden, here with mot Terrible Tweets™ for y'all.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:13 a.m.">@EdithBeckman Pretty much only when discussing gender inequality. Otherwise, not often.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:12 a.m.">@afshimono Once you know, you can never un-know, and the world is forever a darker place.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:09 a.m.">@councetx Yeah, but... I'm a bit mainer that most.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:05 a.m.">@Fondacey It is on the webpage ("> ) if you press "read more"!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:02 a.m.">@Fondacey Pretty much every personality trait we call "masculine" or "feminine".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:01 a.m.">@Fondacey We can continue another time, I am close to passing out myself!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:59 a.m.">@Fondacey Most characteristics that we associate with gender has nothing to do with biology.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:54 a.m.">@Fondacey I realize in some cases it is important. Like when talking about gender inequality. But most often it really isn't.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:53 a.m.">@Fondacey This is a "chicken and egg"-situation. Must we define gender because gender defines, or does gender define because we define it?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:47 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky Yes, but why must we separate individuals into groups of gender? Is gender a huge defining characteristic?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:45 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky But assigning gender has only one function: to make a distinction. Why else would it be important?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:42 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky But there is an extreme focus. Our entire culture is extremely hung up on men and women and their differences.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:39 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky No need to erase. Just no need to put this extreme focus on it that we do today.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:37 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky Most of the time when we do it, it is really about as relevant as their length, and we don't specify that.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:37 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky Not if they don't want to, but why is it so important to always specify gender?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:35 a.m.">@nanpansky Yes, I agree, wasn't meant a critique, just information! Sorry if it sounded harsh.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:34 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky Why? I use it for people who don't identify as either he or she, and when gender is irrelevant.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:32 a.m.">@nanpansky">@Fondacey We can't use "they" the way you can.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:31 a.m.">@nanpansky">@Fondacey "Hen" in Swedish was created because there was a need, and not time to wait for one to "evolve naturally".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:30 a.m.">@nanpansky">@Fondacey "They" works. I'd say that is the best alternative.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:29 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky All words are created. They do not magically appear.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:28 a.m.">@Fondacey">@nanpansky It works fine in some cases. But its not an interchangeable alternative to he/she, which might be needed.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:27 a.m.">@nanpansky "One" does not do that.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:27 a.m.">@nanpansky I'm not making it versus that, I'm just saying we might need a real, specific gender neutral pronoun. that 100% replaces he/she.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:26 a.m.">@Fondacey Yes, and I wanted the alternative, but you kept bringing it back to "one".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:24 a.m.">@nanpansky No, and that's why you need a gender-neutral word that works in all situations.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:24 a.m.">@Fondacey No, that specific case, no. But I just meant it to show it does not 100% work as a replacement.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:22 a.m.">@Fondacey You say "I saw a man. He was walking." not "I saw a man. The man was walking".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:21 a.m.">@Fondacey">@CasiWyn">@KaregrenMarcus But it is. Of course it is. For the language to flow naturally.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:18 a.m.">@Fondacey">@CasiWyn">@KaregrenMarcus It's unspecific, but I can't help but feel it doesn't work as well as a pronoun.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:16 a.m.">@Fondacey">@CasiWyn">@KaregrenMarcus Instead of "have you seen that person" I want to be able to say "have you seen him/her" and one feels off

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:15 a.m.">@Fondacey">@CasiWyn">@KaregrenMarcus Okay, sure. That does work. But I still feel like it is a flawed word.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:10 a.m.">@councetx Oh, I'm the main event baby.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:09 a.m.">@Fondacey">@CasiWyn">@KaregrenMarcus Yes, I realize that, but it doesn't work in all cases. Another example: "I saw her" "I saw one".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:51 p.m.">@rinkosparrow I'll probably start tweeting a bit in English after this!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:51 p.m.">@Fondacey">@CasiWyn">@KaregrenMarcus Nah, "he is walking down the street" and "one is walking down the street" have quite different meanings.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:30 p.m.

RT">@leerichardson: A tweet of mine got favourited by">@Sweden so I'm just closing my Twitter account down now. Then going to Sweden.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:21 p.m.

RT">@Dani_B: Hey! Twitter! Shhhhhh. It's all over now. My favourite">@sweden so far has favourited one of MY tweets. *drops mic*

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:07 p.m.

That goldfish is not pleased with the situation.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:07 p.m.

RT">@YoufeckingIdiot: Probably the only picture you will ever see, of a Frog tea bagging a Goldfish">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:05 p.m.">@Dani_B I know they are displease since I see the amount of followers declining (rapidly) but I see how they might want to make sure.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

RT">@JoeMarmalade: I've got 9999999999999 problems and they all relate to me being a bitter disappointment.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

RT">@twerkduck: dad, I think I'm g- *dad slams his fist* NO SON OF MINE IS GA- going to prom oh good I thought you were going to say you …

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:01 p.m.

RT">@kiwiiiduck: changed "analogy" to autocorrect to "anal orgy" in my mom's phone and asked for her opinion on a paper i'm writing http://t…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:11 p.m.">@cute_monkey2 Sure, it's better than many other countries.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:04 p.m.">@RickardVargon But I know what you mean.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:03 p.m.">@RickardVargon *Most are given a physical gender at birth. But just in London it is calculated about 10 000 i intergender at birth.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:02 p.m.">@Jjst9">@RickardVargon It's important not to see trans* as a homogenous group.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:02 p.m.">@Jjst9">@RickardVargon Of course, I didn't mean everyone is confused about it. Some are, some aren't.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10 p.m.

Midnight sun. That is some fairytale shit right there.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10 p.m.

RT">@andreasviklund: The beauty of the midnight sun, visible in northern Sweden at this time of the year...">@sweden">@SwedishLapland http://t…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:59 p.m.

RT">@ejje:">@sweden kids at school (11y) use "hen" without even thinking whenever we talk/write about someone who's gender is unknown or irre…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:59 p.m.">@ScotVoices">@ireland">@WeAreHindustan A bit unsure, my brother is graduating, so I'll be all caught up in that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:57 p.m.">@Pappalriksson Yeah, but fruits are also people.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:56 p.m.">@RickardVargon Yes, of course, bit if there wasn't a stigma about not having a defined gender, that would not be a problem.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:52 p.m.">@iSa3oood This is the opposite of the Matrix, I am actually just hallucinating in a forest.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:47 p.m.">@RickardVargon The way they view themselves is very much linked to how the world views them.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:46 p.m.">@VulpesViridis I might start tweeting a bit in english, with so many new followers.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:45 p.m.">@lenasverige Trying to be as international as possible.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:40 p.m.">@andreasviklund Ah, I totally misunderstood! Yes, of course!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:40 p.m.">@_shishimaru_ Lead by example, so to speak.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.">@cute_monkey2 Don't know, really. But there has been a backlash, and Denmark mostly just mocks Sweden for being so feminist.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:38 p.m.">@Travnat Hate when that happens. And it's so embarrassing to ask!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:37 p.m.">@andreasviklund There really isn't any midnight sun where I am, sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:36 p.m.">@_shishimaru_ It should. It just rarely is.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

What surprises me the most is that people are really civil to each other. I mean... I'm still on the internet, right?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:33 p.m.">@akhuotari A little confusion might be good sometimes ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:27 p.m.

I feel like the conversation just keeps going without me in my mentions. Kind of nice.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:23 p.m.">@Gogzs You can try to change things. And small things can make a big difference.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:22 p.m.">@lemterby">@The_CrimsonAnna Sorry, completely my fault! Got a bit hectic there for a bit.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT">@SAR_S:">@sweden we have the gender neutral "sie" in English. It's very uncommon but it has recently gained some traction.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:20 p.m.">@stehsatz This is just my pace, sorry. Might be a little less from now on, though.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:20 p.m.">@Facking_Ancho I studied german for a few years. Horrible.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:19 p.m.">@The_CrimsonAnna">@lemterby I think he meant that it was no effort to use the word and it helped others, so don't whine. :)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:17 p.m.">@dsquareddigest Trans is a spectra. You can identify as man, woman, both or neither. Hen is for those who don't identify as either.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:16 p.m.">@Facking_Ancho Oh, then we are on the same page!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

RT">@lemterby:">@sweden Well, precisely. Why whine if something has NO EFFECT on you? I'm gonna start whining about the price of coffee that …

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:16 p.m.">@Gogzs It's stupid to you, cause you're a white dude. It might not be pointless for people who have felt racism/sexism/transphobia etc.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:14 p.m.">@elinaveera Hate that. Narrow minded people.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:14 p.m.">@r_o_scott">@elinaveera I can only imagine what it is to learn for a non-native. The horror.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:13 p.m.">@bananders">@elinaveera There was a discussion, but in the end hen was chosen. Don't know why really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

RT">@r_o_scott:">@elinaveera">@sweden many dont know that in English there's a very easy and helpful way to be neutral:">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

Love when cis men and women are like "we don't need it". No, YOU might not need it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:12 p.m.">@Gogzs It's not the only reason, but exclusion is part of a structure that builds to these things.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:10 p.m.">@Facking_Ancho It is, and it isn't, "just" language. Words have power. What words we use is important.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:09 p.m.">@Gogzs Wow, I bet that must've been really hard for you. Meanwhile transpeople get murdered in the streets :))))

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:08 p.m.

"Don't we have bigger problems?" Yeah, but creating this word does not stop us from also working against global warming.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:08 p.m.

And if this small token of human respect could help that, stop whining.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:07 p.m.

"Why do we have to be so PC?" Because the suicide rate among trans people is alarmingly high.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:06 p.m.">@Gogzs Doing this doesn't really stop of from doing other things too? Instead of complaining about it, couldn't you do something useful?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:05 p.m.

I might have lost this account's "verified"-status. That would be... fun.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:04 p.m.">@CasiWyn">@KaregrenMarcus Similar, but only in some contexts. You can't really use "one is" instead of "he/she is".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:03 p.m.

RT">@elinaveera:">@sweden In uni I hated writing academic essays etc. in Eng because of the he/she thing. Sometimes you just don't know. Neut…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:01 p.m.">@halleluyang Well, there are different views on that. The most official is just "hen" again, but I personally like "henom".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9 p.m.

RT">@KaregrenMarcus:">@sweden I always use it when I write essays instead of writing han/hon, It's a really practical word!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9 p.m.">@PNund I was being sarcastic.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:59 p.m.">@Shiny_KM Yeah, I will, I promise :)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:59 p.m.">@elinaveera That was an actual argument. People be duuuuumb.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:59 p.m.">@ArsenicPorks Hahaha, have I lost verification? Would love it if I did that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:57 p.m.">@holymisha Yeah, a lot of countries have it, but since we didn't it was of course "DanGErOuS".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.">@johnnypict I am not qualified to answer that. Sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

Super-annoying when trying to get them into the child seat and driving them to school.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

Just like the word "barn" (children) makes people confuse their kids with big, red buildings with farm equipment in them.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

Oh, and because the word "hen" means something different in English, it is of course a very confusing word.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:55 p.m.

(and not the gender they identify as, but the one you think they are.)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:55 p.m.

People are of course very upset because they believe that if you don't constantly remind everybody of their gender they will all forget it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

A practical little word that helps a lot of people and hurts nobody. So of course everybody was happy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

This is for people who don't identify as he (han) or she (hon), or when the gender is unknown, or irrelevant.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

You've probably already heard about it on this very account, but who cares? I run this ship now.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

Sweden kind of recently (well not really, it was a while back) introduced a new gender neutral pronoun, "hen".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:53 p.m.">@Da_Pineapple I'd rather not do sports.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:53 p.m.">@yqxo But we do have a thai kitchen, a bakery, two museums, a french restaurant and a store.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

Shall I do the whole football vs soccer think? No. No, I shan't.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:47 p.m.

About RT: that is about as much soccer I'll talk.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:46 p.m.

RT">@Farelyboy: "The England football team visited an orphanage in Brazil. "It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,s…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:45 p.m.">@360819861 Don't go by this week, it's been a bad week!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:44 p.m.

According to Favstar I have written the 15th best tweet on this account. So. Yeah. Take that yo.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:12 p.m.">@bt_betot Traditional may be overstating it, but I'd say we eat it more often than we do meatballs. At least people I know.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:11 p.m.">@verticalblank Yes, it's what all the cool people do.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

RT">@MarieAndreeW:">@sweden It looks like Elk's brain with vegetables...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:28 p.m.">@Nozze666 There is not in Önneköp.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:25 p.m.">@HEEBUMIA You get it, you log on in your apps, then they immediately change it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:24 p.m.

A classical Swedish dinner: bad takeout Thai.">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:01 p.m.">@HBelleau Yes, I have a girlfriend there.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:59 p.m.">@HBelleau But I never go beyond Stockholm! Wait, that isn't true...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:56 p.m.">@ulrikagood">@johanmogren Yes, I am the one who started that unfortunate lie that has now grown out of proportion.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:45 p.m.">@arkland_swe Haha! Sorry for ruining your irony with my ignorance.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:42 p.m.

Okay, no more sulking! Let's get on with the night.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:41 p.m.

RT">@sjalexander:">@sweden your tweets are terrible, but I am enjoying them anyway

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:40 p.m.">@TheIneQuation It's definitely constructive, but sorry, I won't change that. That is the way I tweet. And it is okay to unfollow.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:39 p.m.">@ursushi Telling me why and what I can change.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:38 p.m.">@AlanInAmsterdam Ah, no. Listening to twitter is also dangerous.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:38 p.m.">@AnnieMarieBarry Some guy felt the need to tell me, in a very respectful way of course, that mine were.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:37 p.m.">@Megadethchic The jealousy-argument always works ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:37 p.m.">@MrEinvall Stalking is fine. As long as you don't end up killing me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:36 p.m.">@AlanInAmsterdam Never ever? That feels dangerous ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:36 p.m.

.@Salmen_Ayadi Yes, well, see, this is exactly what I told you not to do.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:34 p.m.">@arkland_swe I have not yet discussed it!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

I also take constructive criticism. "Your tweets are terrible" is not constructive criticism.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:32 p.m.

Hello everyone. It is very okay to not like what I write. It is okay to unfollow me. But you don't have to tell me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:31 p.m.

I love the guy who writes "your tweets are terrible" followed by "don't be rude". MMMMKAY THEN BUDDY BOY.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:24 p.m.">@blondimedinan">@eldahshan And what is it that tweet implies? That I have nothing to share?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:23 p.m.">@blondimedinan">@eldahshan Well, that's what mostly comes out of this account to be honest.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:22 p.m.">@averysilk Thank you, it's a Pizza John-shirt. Big part of the Nerdfighter community.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:20 p.m.">@HBelleau Heard of it but never visited. Waaaay too far north.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:20 p.m.">@Megadethchic Thank you! I've certainly tried.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:17 p.m.">@sjalexander You just had to, didn't you?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:17 p.m.">@eldahshan You want tourist information, google it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:16 p.m.">@eldahshan I have checked previous curators. And mostly found the boring as hell. So, that's why I wanted to put my spinn on it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

"Feisty." I like that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

RT">@Foodiemental: I like you Linus of">@sweden. You are feisty!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:14 p.m.">@yeahhsteph I'll talk to my contacts.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:13 p.m.">@lapeluk HUGE. My brother has rewatched it like 7 times by now.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:13 p.m.">@eldahshan You didn't like it, sorry. Just unfollow and go away quietly.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:12 p.m.">@eldahshan Well, "your tweets are terrible" is not feedback. Feedback is constructive. This is just assholery.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

They're mocking me. RT">@HBelleau: Faut absolument que je sois l'un des suédois sélectionnés sur">@sweden . Un jour peut-être.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

RT">@dchoppin:">@sweden actually "o", "au", "aux", "eau", "eaux" are all pronounced the same

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

Calling bullshit here.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

We in Sweden have the letter å. To produce the same sound, the French use the letters "eaux".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

.@eldahshan I mean, thank's for @:ing me in that one. Really. That's really helpful dude.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:04 p.m.

RT">@eldahshan: Unfollowing">@sweden , for the second time since they launched.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:03 p.m.

Every time a non-frenchspeaking person leaves the room, the "French" just burst out laughing.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:02 p.m.

Oh, and another thing. I don't think French is a real language. I think it is made up to make other people feel stupid.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6 p.m.

Finished with a text for tomorrow. Not finished, though, with any of the things I set out to finish today.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:58 p.m.">@angrysmiley Damn. That's bad ass. Also horrible.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:58 p.m.">@hermanlilleng">@jevaaler">@danifarias Oh nooooooooo! *Melts away screaming since you have disproven my logic*

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:56 p.m.">@jevaaler">@danifarias Just thought you where slangin' it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:55 p.m.">@jevaaler">@danifarias It works. If I use it, I am always right. And I like being right.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

My wrestling name would be "The International Incident".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

RT">@jmood88: “@sweden: In Norway an Osthyvel is apparently callen an Ostehøvel. Ridiculous!”">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

RT">@johanmogren: Fnörvelhok Remo Special till middag. Ping sweden">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:53 p.m.">@OndaEyes No, see, you are missing a letter between the V and the L. You need a vowel there! Silly Danes.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:53 p.m.">@faizmustafa_ Then what... what do you use it for?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

.@jevaaler">@danifarias Yeah, well you are obviously wrong. Since you are norwegian.">#Logic">#Win

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:46 p.m.

In Norway an Osthyvel is apparently callen an Ostehøvel. Ridiculous!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:44 p.m.">@TomDadaTom It's a sandwich with boiled, cold, sliced potatoes on. It may or may not have mayonnaise and salt on it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:37 p.m.">@cristobaleando Reply, favorite, retweet. All so that you don't get cranky.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

Note how I see all my followers kind of like tamagotchis. You are all pets who live inside my computer.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:32 p.m.">@niitymaki Awww. My ego feels all warm and fuzzy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:31 p.m.

There's a buss people! Crisis averted! You can all breathe easy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:30 p.m.">@DanielEmilson Yeah, I get that one a lot too...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:30 p.m.">@TheRealPWB">@DanielEmilson Then the door is too small. My head is the perfect size. Just like the rest of me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:28 p.m.

.@DanielEmilson Some call me The Chosen One. Some just call me Sexy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:27 p.m.

By the way, it annoys me how many (even politicians) think the right of people not to be annoyed by strikes outweigh the right to strike.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:26 p.m.

.@DanielEmilson People just aren't as brilliant as I am. Nor are they as handsome, but that's a different question all together.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:23 p.m.

That'd make my life hella easier.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:23 p.m.

Of course I don't want the workers to stop there strike. Can't the employers just give in?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:22 p.m.

Ideologically I of course support workers' right to strike. But I need the train!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:22 p.m.

Shit, I need to take the train Saturday, and I just remembered there's a strike.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:12 p.m.">@RunningBecky Let's get that sexism in young, before they have time to object.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:05 p.m.">@VulpesViridis Yeah, I don't need an excessive amount of money. But I need a place to live and some food at least.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:04 p.m.">@RunningBecky "Tycker du" är you think, correctly. And yeah, sure, it's for hormonal boys. But that doesn't mean it isn't sexist.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:48 p.m.">@OctaviusIV Not in the least surprising.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:42 p.m.

Oh yeah, that's some sweet, sweet sexism right there. (Photo by">@melankolikbarn)">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:25 p.m.">@HEEBUMIA Don't know, I don't have it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:15 p.m.">@erisiswatching Since I haven't been tweeting on my account since, that's the only explanation.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:13 p.m.">@erisiswatching It would, and now 50 feels really inadequate!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:08 p.m.">@erisiswatching Yeah, I've gotten about 505 new followers so far. So that's good.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:05 p.m.">@erisiswatching Probably">@Linus2punkt0. I have until now only tweeted in Swedish there, but I'm probably gonna have to change that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:55 p.m.">@heatherwgaona I at least gonna pretend that there's a competition like that!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:51 p.m.">@Dolphinized The him/her I have actually prepared a little for, so I can promise you that!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:39 p.m.">@Dolphinized I am, I just gotta prep for it. If I know twitter right it's going to bring on one hell of a storm. Before I go off, I promise!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:38 p.m.">@erisiswatching Yeah, I'll try to stay away from that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:32 p.m.">@erisiswatching Ha! Seems I have to step it up.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:30 p.m.">@DanceswtCars There aren't really real berries that look like those, but we have the candy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:19 p.m.">@erisiswatching What did they talk about?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:19 p.m.">@rajandawadi They're cheaper? I guess.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:12 p.m.">@erisiswatching (I think I tweet too much)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:12 p.m.">@erisiswatching I'm LESS controversial? I have failed.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:07 p.m.">@erisiswatching At least I'm not the worst one!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:03 p.m.">@Salmen_Ayadi You should follow more people, that way I don't take up your entire TL!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:50 p.m.">@elinaveera">@kniple Never underestimate the power of Eurovision.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:48 p.m.">@MWhalan Some, maybe, but I mostly think I tweet to much.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:48 p.m.">@travelsofadam Nobody has yet, but here's hoping I'll be the first!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:46 p.m.

I have lost about 50 followers for this account during my time here. I am pretty sure they'll rehire me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:43 p.m.

RT">@joefarrar94:">@sweden today's top story: unemployed swede has breakdown, no longer holds audience to live tweet his decline into madness

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:42 p.m.">@VulpesViridis It just doesn't pay enough to pay for living, really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:40 p.m.

Those are the three adjectives most often used to describe me: Cute, funny, Swedish.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:40 p.m.

RT">@iHagan: Current">@sweden is cute and funny and also Swedish

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:36 p.m.">@speakwithme2 Well, not to kiss and tell, but they're not uncommon here...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:35 p.m.">@joefarrar94 I'll probably go all Lindsey Lohan.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:35 p.m.">@VulpesViridis I am not really employed, I work on a text-to-text basis really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:34 p.m.

.@TheLocalNorway Freelance journalist and copywriter in fact. And the text under the picture says "Jonas" ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:28 p.m.

Actually, I did get a job today. So I now freelance at three different places. So not really unemployed.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:27 p.m.

I am NOT a student. I am unemployed, thank you very much.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:27 p.m.

It seems journalistic integrity has not reached Norway, as">@TheLocalNorway refers to me as a "Student", which is obviously an aggressive act

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:24 p.m.

RT">@TheLocalEurope: Cheese-slicer war:">@Sweden versus Norway (Don't click if you're expecting this to be about an actual war)…">…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:23 p.m.">@syahrlanuar Smoked turkey, bacon, sun dried tomatoes and sambal oelek, mainly.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:21 p.m.">@Paul1381 Too bad I'm not hung over.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:13 p.m.">@AreeyaCosico It's kind of like WC, but, you know, half. (I have no idea)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:12 p.m.

Someone asked for a picture for some reason.">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:06 p.m.">@SkandinaviFL I run on positive reinforcement. I am a needy fucker.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:56 p.m.">@YellowRoss Whose idea was it to give torture methods cute names?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:56 p.m.">@YellowRoss Nah, she can stay. As long as she doesn't sing near me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:50 p.m.

Thanks. Yeah, that's all me. RT">@mickepaqvalen: Congrats to">@Sweden! Respect!">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:50 p.m.">@YellowRoss (I don't really know what flogging is, but doesn't it sound really funny?)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:49 p.m.">@YellowRoss I am Sweden. This week I decide what being Swedish is. Going against me is treason and will lead to flogging!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:39 p.m.">@madmaxly No one really cares but me. I just get mad at myself.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:38 p.m.">@johnsfesq I love the use of incorrect language if there is a though behind it but whenever I do it without noticing, I hate myself a little

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:36 p.m.

Turns out I have lost my ability to write correct English. Will now sign off forever.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:36 p.m.

RT">@EmmaHellmark:">@sweden and "is" instead of "am" :)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:32 p.m.">@RedirectHere Yeah, I heard about that. They can do pretty much whatever they want.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:27 p.m.

RT">@lojikil:">@sweden "hello 1800lawyers? Boy, do I have a lawsuit for you..."

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:26 p.m.">@RedirectHere They don't want any cancellations, of course.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:19 p.m.">@PacketNetworks I haven't got any complaints actually, but I get mad at myself.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:18 p.m.">@SussanSays">@mpesce Nope, they found worse music to follow it with.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:18 p.m.

Yeah, I realise i wrote "webpage don't" instead of "doesn't". So sue me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:17 p.m.">@wrossmck I can cancel it since I have moved home to my parents, temporarily, and you pay per household.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:17 p.m.">@PacketNetworks It's because the money should never go to the government itself, so that they can never impact what is broadcasted.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

And they're playing Euphoria. This is hell.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

They really don't want me canceling. First the webpage don't work, now I have fifty people ahead of me in phone queue.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:13 p.m.

Calling to cancel my TV license (a thing we pay to get public service tv). Is on hold.">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:01 p.m.">@avatar81">@AwfulDodger I though you were famous for oil and always sounding happy?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:58 p.m.

RT">@johanejohansson:">@sweden Amusing! A side note - the origin of the term: old study desks looked like horses in Sweden…">…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:52 p.m.

By the way, the "study horse"-thing might only be funny to Swedes, since they are the only ones who know it's actually called that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:50 p.m.

.@AwfulDodger This cannot, WILL NOT, be accepted. We will annex the Osthyvel. It is our birthright.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:49 p.m.

RT">@AwfulDodger:">@sweden Osthyveln- probably one of the greatest inventions in modern time. But as shocking as it might sound- it's an">#nor…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:48 p.m.

In Sweden we call a person who is good in school a "Study horse". This is because in Sweden we revere horses as masters of learning.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:42 p.m.

RT">@joefarrar94: i'm so lonely and sexy

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:41 p.m.">@sarahrodeo">@ireland">@MarketsAlive Are we weird or are we... HyPErNoRmAL?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:40 p.m.">@madmaxly You really should. Always carry an osthyvel.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:40 p.m.">@AlexNapier93 Get a nice and close shave now!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:39 p.m.">@bucket92 We have three more letters than you have, of course we get tired.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:38 p.m.

They probably don't even know what a fnörvelhok is...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:38 p.m.

Love how people who weren't here on day one with me have no idea what the osthyvel-thing is about.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:37 p.m.">@bucket92 We got tired of coming up with new names.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:35 p.m.">@ireland">@MarketsAlive You want me to beat your colon? Dude...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:34 p.m.">@xray83 more like slicer, I think.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:33 p.m.">@HelgeNyman I shave. Once every month or two.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:32 p.m.">@AlexNapier93 I would go see an ophthalmologist if I were you.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:31 p.m.">@madmaxly pic or it didn't happen!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:30 p.m.">@JannicaHoney My message? Don't eat yellow snow?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:13 p.m.">@RedirectHere Yes, it was pulled right out of my ass.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:13 p.m.">@LajkABaws">@ForbidInjustice I'm happy they did it (or well, stole it from the Germans actually) but proud? Why? That's a weird feeling.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

To clarify: yes it was a made up statistic. There has not been an official survey.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

.@MarketsAlive">@ireland Hey, I'm funny! I do fun! I know, like, ALL of the jokes. All of them. The tomato one, that other one, every joke.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:09 p.m.

RT">@ForbidInjustice:">@sweden People "proud" of their country are annoying. Pride should be reserved for personal achievements, not geograph…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:09 p.m.">@GaryTraynor1">@ireland I feel I must visit this "List of Craig" where bodily fluids flow like rivers.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:08 p.m.

Gonna go for a walk and wait for the angry nationalists to wake up.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:07 p.m.">@MarketsAlive">@ireland Well, I don actually know the expression, but that wouldn't make for a good joke, would it? ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:06 p.m.

Patriot? More like assriot, ahmahrite?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:05 p.m.">@MarketsAlive">@ireland *Raises eyebrow* Is your partner... a fish?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:03 p.m.">#DidYouKnow 93% of people who are "proud of their country" never did shit to make it as good as it is.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:59 a.m.">@MaureenTrans The interview is interesting, transcribing is not.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:59 a.m.">@TheBigPea Sorry, I don't know Stockholm at all.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

You know how I said I was gonna transcribe an interview? Yeah, I slept for 20 minutes instead.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:53 a.m.">@Toby_Hancock It's good you explained that it should be takin as a compliment, 'cause that could go either way. ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:48 a.m.

Now I am going to transcribe that interview I should've like a week ago.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:46 a.m.">@KarinRomarker Sure there are. There's always cultural differences. But I wouldn't attribute it to Jante.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:45 a.m.">@stevenkarwoski Yeah, well, it's not so much that I don't like, as I don't believe in it. I don't like it being referred to as a real thing.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:43 a.m.">@elsjes Thanks! That's weird, it should be public.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:41 a.m.">@DocRadCliffe7">@RippleFrog">@GayBagel I have literally no Idea what is going on but I am scared and a little sad.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:39 a.m.">@stevenkarwoski It was well written and kind of funny, I just dislike the "Law of Jante".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

IDK maybe you should make a trigger warning about Eminem's Kim being in the list.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:24 a.m.">@madmaxly This list won't bore you, I can assure you that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:22 a.m.

It's high and low and everything in between. Just a cacophony really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

Some Swedish, some English, some neither.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

I really don't have the energy to talk about music. But here's a playlist that me and a friend has spent two years+ building.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:20 a.m.

But now for something completely different: music.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:20 a.m.

Read it in a blog post, which was what set me off.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:19 a.m.

Apparently it wasn't called the Law of Jente, but the Law of Jante. Which is more logical.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:16 a.m.">@TheLastBob Yeah, but that's nothing new.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

RT">@Robotdjuret:">@sweden Or more likely: a douche.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:12 a.m.">@harodani I think it is mostly outdated.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

No, I'm not jealous. You are just an ass.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

Referring to the Law of Jente when you get criticized for example is the same as a school kid yelling "you're only jealous!"

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:09 a.m.

The Law of Jente is mostly a bad excuse used by assholes when things don't go their way.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:09 a.m.

More specifically, people who talk about the Law of Jente annoy me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:09 a.m.

Jantelagen, or "the Law of Jente" as it is apparently called in English, annoys me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:56 a.m.">@stevenkarwoski For some reason that story annoyed me a bit. I am going to try to put into words why I hate the "Law of Jente".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:34 a.m.

RT">@robdelaney: As">#FathersDay approaches, remember: your dad is more than a dad. He's a">#man, a">#dancer, a sexual being & mapmaker of drea…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:31 a.m.">@ruthsays_ Aw, this old thing? *points to face*

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:59 a.m.

This is a picture of me sleeping. (Not really, someone had to take the picture.)">

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:55 a.m.">@KimMance All places should be named after shapes. It just makes sense.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:47 a.m.">@JoelFredin">@ErikDahlqvist you should be Friends. (PUN INTENDED)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:45 a.m.

If I treat you in a way that is unnecessarily shitty it might be because I answer like a ton of tweets, and sometimes gets a little testy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:43 a.m.

.@That_Guy_Bones It turned out other countries are really far away :(

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

I want to punch someone/something.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:41 a.m.">@Fondacey">@LOQuent In retrospect it was a pretty bad argument on my part. Sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:40 a.m.

Oh my GOD, I've been recording for hours.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:29 a.m.">@Apexare Sorry if I came off a bit cranky. It's very late and I am very tired.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:27 a.m.">@Apexare As long as they do not try to use the existence of an alleged soul to force real life decisions.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:23 a.m.">@Apexare This conversation has given me nothing. I'm sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:22 a.m.">@Apexare Yes, subjective. And I am giving my view. It bores me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:21 a.m.">@Apexare What is it you are trying to say? The soul might exist because nothing can be known and therefore... what?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:20 a.m.">@Apexare Essential for living. Again, I don't believe in the soul since there is no reason for me to.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.">@Apexare Sorry, philosophic then. That doesn't make it any more interesting.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.">@Apexare We count it in units because it works. In an abstract way, sure it can be discussed, but measuring time is still essential.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:18 a.m.">@Apexare It is not proven, it is just probable.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:17 a.m.">@Apexare I'm not talking proof the way you are. You build theories that account for as much as possible of what we know.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:16 a.m.">@Apexare Doing some bullshit pseudo-philosophic critique of everything we know is pointless.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:15 a.m.">@Apexare Of course it should be critiqued as far as possible, but we have to work from what is most probable.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:13 a.m.">@Apexare There is no evidence supporting the existence of a soul.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:12 a.m.">@Apexare We create theories that account for all known fact. Gravity, time etc correspond with evidence we have.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:11 a.m.">@Apexare Proof doesn't mean something is proven. We collect proof, or evidence, and build theories based on that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:59 p.m.">@sinkdeep Yeah, kind of never needed forrest-porn.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:53 p.m.">@Apexare There aren't proof of space, time or gravity? (not counting strings here) Of course there is. It's not PROVEN but there is proof.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:44 p.m.">@Apexare Since there is no evidence of a soul, of course there is no model of it. There is also no model that explains trolls.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:41 p.m.">@Apexare Eh, sure. It's all just speculations. But there are more and less qualified speculations.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 8:23 p.m.">@LoBodingbauer It'll be out this friday!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 8:02 p.m.

RT">@EmmaHellmark: At last! Been craving a fnörvelhok ever since">@sweden posted pictures of one.">

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

Gonna record a podcast now, so I'll be offline (well no, but off twitter) for a while. Try to persevere.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:17 p.m.">@kristin_wester Well, "uterum" is the word we use ;)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:16 p.m.">@nixenji But if I log off I can't log back on again!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:14 p.m.

TweetDeck is down and I am hyperventilating.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:13 p.m.">@isobelsverkstad Yup. Temporarily taken down.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:50 p.m.">@kristin_wester Kind off, it's a... God, i actually don't know the word. A room outside, that is not really outside?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:29 p.m.">@LOQuent I never said everyone was a believer, just that it is statistically more probable that an American is, than a Swede.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:28 p.m.">@LOQuent Yes, and then I said, sure, I generalized tongue in cheek, since there are more believers in America.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:26 p.m.">@LOQuent Not perfect, but there it is. More believers in America.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:26 p.m.">@LOQuent Okay, so according to a study, 70% of American adults believe god is all powerful while 18% of Swedes believes there is a god.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:21 p.m.">@tvuger There was a LOT of The Nanny here too for a while, actually.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:17 p.m.">@jadeisallama I don't think of you as a stalker ;) Thank you!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:16 p.m.">@Kalli Yeah, I don't watch much TV in my own place, but since I moved home I am not in charge.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:16 p.m.">@GeekySwede">@JesperEs I don't want to anger the Friends Gods.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:15 p.m.">@LOQuent Still, does it not reach a considerable portion of American citizens, compared to the fact that there is no such channel here?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:12 p.m.">@LOQuent MSNBC, Fox News and CNN.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:12 p.m.">@LOQuent Apples and oranges. It IS one of the major three news networks.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:09 p.m.">@LOQuent Fox is not a major one?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:08 p.m.">@LOQuent I'm not saying all Americans, I am just saying more Americans than Swedes.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:07 p.m.">@LOQuent Which, again, is a big base.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:06 p.m.">@LOQuent Yes. A large portion. Since it is one of the largest channels in the country. It's not a fringe channel.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:05 p.m.">@LOQuent No, I've never been to the states.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

Have you seen this one? BECAUSE I HAVE. REPEATEDLY.">

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:03 p.m.">#DidYouKnow Friends runs on constant repeat on Swedish tv. Nobody knows why and nobody dares ask.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6 p.m.">@pollianicus I think the official Systembolaget-app has that function. But I'm not sure. I personally just feel where they are. In my gut.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 5:28 p.m.">@erisiswatching Yeah, me too. Not a big rain fan.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:58 p.m.">@danifarias The big difference might be that you are a Nintendo fan and I am just... not. Really.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:57 p.m.">@Megadethchic She's kind of like moms are generally. But I am fond of her.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:51 p.m.">@danifarias Yeah, I like that too. But couldn't they give us, like, something new?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:47 p.m.

My mom did this. This is what my mom finds funny. Mouse sex.">

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:38 p.m.

They had exactly one surprising game, Splatoon. Which, in all fairness, looked bloody brilliant.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:37 p.m.

Just a game starring Yoshi, one with Toad and of course a game where you build plattform levels... for Mario.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:36 p.m.

Love how Nintendo stars off their E3 video by saying there will be no Mario games. Yeah. Right.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 3:32 p.m.">@EmmaLundstrom Might check it out, but I already have way to many podcasts.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 3:14 p.m.

Zetta makes music as a part of">@dodspop. It's actually really good. Check it OUT.">

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:41 p.m.">@EmmaLundstrom">@hellobuglers Sorry, no. Big fan of Daily Show and therefore started watching Last Week Tonight.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:36 p.m.">@WritersRotation More lite Monsieur Burns.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:22 p.m.

RT">@layerofrock:">@sweden Support ConIFA instead. They just held the World Cup for non-FIFA nations in Sweden.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:22 p.m.">@AngelinaRose333 Then you are probably fine!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:20 p.m.

RT">@heyfabi:">@sweden As a Brazilian, i agree with you.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:20 p.m.">@AngelinaRose333 I guess there is very little to do. Is there some way to pirate the games? ;)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

They're evil. I mean, like, really evil.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

Don't. Support. Fifa.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

I won't be talking much about the World Cup (sorry), but I will say this:

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:12 p.m.">@violetxoxox Sorry, didn't watch a single minute. I tend to avoid it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:19 p.m.">@violetxoxox Sometimes you just have to say, no, these people won't change their minds, I'm out. I'm getting better and better at that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:05 p.m.">@violetxoxox I actually threw up a little just now.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:04 p.m.">@Balanik0 And do you mean across or lengthwise?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:04 p.m.">@Balanik0 Depends. How good are you at riding horses?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:24 p.m.

Going away now. Bye. Will be back with silliness later.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:22 p.m.

RT">@sabele26:">@sweden my SAD got the better of me, got anti-depressants, boss (not a flipping doctor) lectured me about how counselling wld…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:21 p.m.

When you say "I'm not saying they shouldn't get medicine, I'm just saying they're weak for needing it", yeah no. No.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:20 p.m.

And rhetoric is really important in this case. The wrong rhetoric creates stigmas. Hurts people.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:19 p.m.

Yeah, I know some of the guys I argued with basically agreed with me. But they had horrible rhetoric when discussing it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

RT">@vithetsnormen:">@sweden please show me who does?! THIS IS HUGE! Finally we have unlocked the human brain and discovered it's many secret…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:18 p.m.">@elinaveera Well, it is very much a question of rhetoric in this case. The wrong rhetoric creates a stigma.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:18 p.m.">@AndyLeandy We agreed on some things. It was mainly his rhetoric I disagreed with, since it was very condescending to people with illnesses.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

Apparently I "don't understand how the mind works". Okay. Sure.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:15 p.m.">@DanielEmilson Yeah, at least online, people can't punch you.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:13 p.m.">@Soz5UrLoz Nope. They actually might need medicine...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

Why do I think it is a good idea to argue with people online? It's not. It's really not.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

And now I'm angry.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

RT">@EmmaHellmark:">@sweden And afraid that people will find out about their medication, because being mentally ill is considered shamefull.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:09 p.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz I am leaving this conversation. Sorry. It is just unbelievably stupid.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:07 p.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz But stopping someone from jumping isn't the same as curing them from depression.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:05 p.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz You've got that the other way around. Read up, buddy boy.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:04 p.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz Oh my god, you refer to "the mind" as it it was some sort of magical other, separate from the body. It's not.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:01 p.m.

People are actually ashamed to take the medicine they need to live because of some idiotic notion that they should just "walk it off".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:59 a.m.

RT">@aidsbrain:">@sweden please refrain from sleeping with the stigma.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:58 a.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz Then let's say ulcers, that must also be a weakness? Because that is also a chemical imbalance.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:57 a.m.

Needing medicin to combat mental illness is not "weakness". Fuck the stigma.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:57 a.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz Yeah, thank science. Thank science for giving us medicin to combat mental illness.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:56 a.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz Some, if helped, can change though patterns and work against depression. Others need medicine. And that's not weakness

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:54 a.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz It's not about weakness and saying that is fucking toxic. Mental illness is just as real as other illnesses.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:52 a.m.

RT">@sushisael:">@sweden when depressed, there are no positive thoughts to think. Wish people could understand that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:51 a.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz I'm sorry, but "weak"? Fuck you. Are some also "weak" and need insulin for their diabetes?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:51 a.m.

RT">@DrumSgtBeaker:">@sweden it also isn't a matter of just being "down."

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:50 a.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz The analogy is: diet and exercise can help with some, but not all, illnesses. As can therapy.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:49 a.m.">@Mikaels91">@Soz5UrLoz Oh my GOD, NO. If you are depressed you can't "change your mind".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:45 a.m.">@sunilification Sure, but the system should root out the prejudice. Bad parts of the system are still part of the system.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:44 a.m.">@madmaxly I have friends who need constant medication, and because of a fucked up society some of them feel ashamed about it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:43 a.m.">@sunilification ...most have had a negative experience.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:43 a.m.">@sunilification Of course it won't be perfect, but of the you people I know who have been in contact with mental healthcare...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:41 a.m.">@Soz5UrLoz I'm a bit blown away by how well put that was.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:41 a.m.

RT">@Soz5UrLoz:">@Mikaels91">@sweden I'd argue psychology plays a similar role in mental health that exercise & diet play in physical health.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

That way you just blame people for their illness. Which is really fucking horrible.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

I just wanted to question this moronic way of thinking that people who are, say, depressed should just start thinking positive thoughts.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:39 a.m.

To clarify: when I said it wasn't a matter of attitude, I didn't say therapy can't help

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:38 a.m.">@sunilification I refuse to believe it can't be made better.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:37 a.m.">@cganders Of course. I was just questioning the attitude towards mentally ill people that they just have to "get themselves together".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:36 a.m.">@sunilification If this is the best that can be done, then that is really sad.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:35 a.m.">@stevencrosson This conversation is pointless. Bye.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:35 a.m.">@stevencrosson By saying it is only a matter of attitude puts all the blame on the person who is ill. Which is horrible.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:34 a.m.">@stevencrosson Don't fucking compare everyday emotions with depression.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:30 a.m.">@stevencrosson You said it was a matter of "attitude and motivation", which is disgustingly oversimplified and degrades sick people.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:29 a.m.">@stevencrosson Better change that attitude then...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:29 a.m.">@sunilification Yeah, I wasn't going by comparison. I was just saying, the system treats a lot of people really badly.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:28 a.m.">@gentoose">@Mikaels91 No, I'm not, so I guess you have to keep that in mind when listening to me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:27 a.m.">@stevencrosson I'm terribly sorry. I was upset.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:26 a.m.">@grodaeu It gets better. Slowly. And, as you say, not among young people.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:25 a.m.">@stevencrosson People, and apparently you, think a depression can be cured with positive thoughts.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:25 a.m.">@stevencrosson I didn't say it had nothing to do with it, I said people think mental illness is just about attitude which is wrong.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:24 a.m.">@Mikaels91 Depression, bipolarity etc. Mental illnesses that need medication.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:23 a.m.">@Mikaels91 It is mental illness, only it has to do with chemicals. Those two aren't mutually exclusive.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:21 a.m.">@Mikaels91 Very often it is a chemical matter. And you can't think away a chemical imbalance. You need meds.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:20 a.m.">@stevencrosson Works for some. Yeah. Sure. But stop oversimplifying the fuck out of a complex matter.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

RT">@pintsizedMB:">@sweden if someone is suicidal they are well beyond "just snap out of it" solutions - hugely insensitive

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

RT">@pintsizedMB:">@sweden it absolutely is. Many people are experiencing real problems, problems that can't be wished away and need professi…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:18 a.m.

No wonder Swedish mental health care is fucked.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:17 a.m.

So the dude writing to me that depression is about attitude apparently works for the Swedish Minister of Social Affairs?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:16 a.m.">@stevencrosson People who think they can stop being depressed if they just have the right attitude.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:14 a.m.">@KennyOcker Yeah, I've heard of it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:14 a.m.">@stevencrosson I've had friends who had to deal with people like you. It annoys me. And I am sorry for your patients.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:12 a.m.">@KennyOcker I don't think any climate would matter, but yeah, it doesn't make it better.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:10 a.m.">@OdinW">@Jessassin "Pillage, bro" should be like engraved or something.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:10 a.m.">@Rav_Bunneh There will be other times. Other people who need to learn to respect us. And then we will STRIKE.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:08 a.m.">@KennyOcker Sadly, yes. And Swedish mental healthcare is a joke.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

There has been a truce. Viking warriors - RETREAT!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

RT">@OdinW:">@sweden Now please call off your Viking berserker warriors.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:06 a.m.">@KennyOcker I know what you mean, it wasn't until I met my best friend (who is bipolar) that I actually understood the reality of it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:05 a.m.">@OdinW I'm pretty much not sanctioned to do anything on the behalf of Sweden, but it hasn't stopped me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:03 a.m.">@madmaxly Yeah, it mostly is, I just wanted to cover my bases.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:02 a.m.">@KennyOcker The problem is it perpetuates the idea, which makes people not take mental health seriously.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:01 a.m.">@stevencrosson ...but is afraid of what they might do, then you can talk to me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:01 a.m.">@stevencrosson When you have been on the phone with someone who is crying, on the roof of a building, saying they don't want to die...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:59 a.m.

(to be fair, it's not always a chemical imbalance.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:58 a.m.

.@stevencrosson It is a chemical fucking imbalance. It's not something you think away, you inconsiderate prick.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:49 a.m.

RT">@RagingRainbow:">@sweden Totally agree! Been there, and I knew all the things that made me happy. None of them mattered in that moment...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:48 a.m.">@MHellqvist I have actually talked about it a little. Don't really like the way the list is compiled though.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

People think mental health is a matter of attitude. Fuck. That.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:44 a.m.

This "just think positive"-approach to suicide is such bullshit.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:44 a.m.

Knowing people who are/have been suicidal, this things always annoy me. RT">@TipsForYouDaily:">

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:38 a.m.

RT">@OdinW: The current holder of the">@sweden account makes me wish I could just mute an account for a week. (they give it to someone new ev…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:35 a.m.

Power outage. Damnit.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:33 a.m.">@LOQuent You would call Fox News a "niche"?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:31 a.m.">@RaniBeaton">@JesperEs">@UglyGeezer">@wigglebury Nah, I usually use commas really well. It's just here on twitter I apparently fail to.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

Shit, we're loosing power.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:25 a.m.">@Dernier_Ciel">@mahmood14 Nope, no one can. That's why I think it is fine to offer it up for sale.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:24 a.m.">@LOQuent I mean, yeah, sure. It has probably a lot to do with prejudice based on a small group, but Sweden is an extremely secular country.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:23 a.m.">@mahmood14 Yeah, but everybody gets desperate now and again.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:22 a.m.">@LOQuent Yeah, but you HAVE Fox news. We have nothing even close to Fox news.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:21 a.m.">@JesperEs">@RaniBeaton">@UglyGeezer">@wigglebury I did say I wanted to eat people by mistake during my first day. Damn commas.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:20 a.m.">@LOQuent Christian dogma like what?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:19 a.m.">@LOQuent By putting a mic and camera in front of, do you mean giving the extreme elements one of the country's largest news stations?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:17 a.m.">@mahmood14 Never? Not even like once?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:16 a.m.

.@UglyGeezer">@wigglebury I just have an exceptionally young and fresh exterior old man. I'm 22.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:16 a.m.">@LOQuent People don't know what being atheist means?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:14 a.m.">@mahmood14 But then again, who hasn't?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:11 a.m.">@LOQuent Probably. But for America it would still be a big deal if the president wasn't christian.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:10 a.m.">@LOQuent I'm baptized and a member of the church. I haven't believed a day in my life. Same goes for most people I know.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:09 a.m.">@xray83 Statistically sound generalization. You are my new personal hero.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

RT">@xray83:">@sweden I’d say it was a statistically sound generalization - but yes, those who don’t fall into the spectrum are bound to be u…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

I'm hella cute, yo!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

RT">@wigglebury: the guy on">@sweden is a hoot! and also hella cute.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:07 a.m.">@LOQuent Yes, but belonging to a church and believing is not the same thing. Most just belong because they are to lazy to leave.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:03 a.m.

I'm sorry about the "She's American"-comment. That was prejudice of me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:03 a.m.">@Vappuk That does sound kind of nice, actually.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:02 a.m.">@AxelTidehorn Well, no. No, it's not racist. A bit prejudiced maybe, but not racist.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:01 a.m.">@Vappuk But then what will happen to the soul? Will it just float endlessly in a universe without substance? Because that sounds horrible.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10 a.m.">@LOQuent I think that, compared to Sweden, America has more believers per capita.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:59 a.m.">@sent70tal I believe in what is currently most plausible to believe in, based on all available evidence. That is, unfortunately, not souls.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:58 a.m.">@MrEinvall The question is not so much about the soul itself, but about how the soul is perceived.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:56 a.m.">@cmbsweden You're probably right, but more Americans than Swedes at least.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:56 a.m.">@MrEinvall No, probably not. But the question is still philosophically interesting.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

Not that I have any idea if Katy Perry believes in the existence of a soul, but come on. She's American.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

Personally, of course, I do not believe in a soul. I am just trying to determine how those who do think of it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:53 a.m.">@KeesEngels That might be a more scientifically accurate question, but it is nowhere near as interesting.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:52 a.m.

Does the soul occupy some sort of space in this universe? When the universe expands to the point of total heat death, will the soul remain?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:51 a.m.

The question, of course, is about whether the soul is above the laws of thermodynamics, and if not, will it be affected by entropy?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:48 a.m.">@EWPettersson Well, the two do go together quite well.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:47 a.m.

Yo,">@Katyperry, this is Sweden, the country. What are your thoughts on an eternal soul vis-à-vis the eventual heat death of the universe?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

Might try to make some friends today.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:46 a.m.">@juneaujim The blog is actually going to remain static. It's kind of a puzzle that takes you from blog to blog. But it's unfinished.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:41 a.m.">@madmaxly Oh, I'll whip something up.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:25 a.m.">@juneaujim Out into a MaGIcAL place called ~The Internet~

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:22 a.m.">@juneaujim The night is young! Let's go on an adventure together.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:21 a.m.

Couldn't think of a funny tweet. So, well...">

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:20 a.m.">@juneaujim What!? I just got up! How can you do this to me?!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:17 a.m.">@burgotastic Wow, those are not two words I would use to describe myself.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:14 a.m.">@hugsandharry Ah! Well, it's not mine!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:41 a.m.">@GillRockatansky I might be wrong, but from what I gather, he's bald. Yo,">@RealHughJackman, this is Sweden, the country. You bald?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:38 a.m.

I think I've done enough damage for today. Goodnight.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:36 a.m.">@menehunemedia Yes, exactly like that one!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:33 a.m.

Don't forget to make a shoutout to the band,">@CupidKidz.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:30 a.m.">@GeekySwede Do... Do I wan't to know?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:25 a.m.

(Note: I have old classmates in that video.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:24 a.m.

It has, quite accurately, been described as "Two Girls, One Cup - The Musical".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:23 a.m.

Is it too much? Can this account handle it?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:22 a.m.

It has partial nudity, frequent references to drugs and, well, poo.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:22 a.m.

Thinking about showing you something really weird from Sweden before I go to bed.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:17 a.m.">@yourotherLEFFt I first thought you wrote "I find the account reliable". I did not know how to react to that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:15 a.m.">@hyochan Watching it now I realize that I had absolutely no idea where I was going with it. Hence the many rejected ideas.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:12 a.m.

(Oh, and we were mostly drunk while we made the music.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:08 a.m.

(Mostly by him, since I play no instruments. I just tell him to do stuff.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:07 a.m.

I have made one speed paint thing before. It's kind of a simple picture, but still. Also: music by me and a friend.">

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:59 a.m.

Was gonna to a speed paint thing for y'all tomorrow but just remembered I have an interview to transcribe.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:43 a.m.">@nixenji It would be awesome. Some sort of accident causes Wolverine and Doctor X to fuse.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:39 a.m.">@TheMrBibby">@Lazer Those two are far from mutually exclusive.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:38 a.m.

Challenge accepted. RT">@TheMrBibby:">@Lazer interesting. We don't see enough tweets about snails since your week as">@sweden.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:22 a.m.

Just had some sort of flying bug in my room. Nature stahp.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:19 a.m.">@nixenji Kind of got that ;) But it did get me thinking...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:17 a.m.">@nixenji Nope, Blackbeard, apparently.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:14 a.m.">@nsa">@kalli">@amyfeegarner Holy shit, learn to humor. I mean really, dude.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:56 p.m.

(Psst! For all questions regarding bald Hugh Jackman I refer you to the attached link)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:36 p.m.">@longjohnhill But what if you have, like, a TON of quality?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:33 p.m.">@tamtar But I want everybody to love me. I am needy that way.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:32 p.m.

RT">@peosjoo: Mr Cameron, would you like to pay for your visit, I'm sure it's manageable.">

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:30 p.m.">@Syuyu">@ireland Actually never been a big fan of meatballs. I mean, I like them, but there's better things to do with ground meat.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:29 p.m.

I wanted to aim for 70k by sunday, but I think going for a solid 0 might be more realistic.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:28 p.m.

I think by saying people was unfollowing me, I reminded people they could unfollow. And lost more followers.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:12 p.m.">@paola_hardrain They made an exception. On account of me being awesome.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:11 p.m.">@m129a I do tend to flood people's streams.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:07 p.m.">@eleuves I'm an irritating guy. You could say that it's my thing.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:06 p.m.">@daveasaurus_ Isn't that what I'm doing?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:05 p.m.">@sineadw">@ireland Does he have a twitter account?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

RT">@jadeisallama: Dear sweet merciful lord, let me become just a fraction as suave as this">@sweden guy

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

I hear that a lot. Should I chill? RT">@m129a:">@sweden cuz ur tweeting too much

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:03 p.m.

RT">@OctaviusIV:">@sweden (For the record, the airspeed of farts is 3m/s, or 10 feet per second)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:56 p.m.">@RobinDraaijer And really, isn't gaining you the most important part?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:54 p.m.

RT">@The_sad_hat:">@sweden But you have gained armies!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 p.m.

I am actually loosing followers on this account right now. Go me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 p.m.">@mjfrombuffalo But I was getting annoyed in real life, not online.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:49 p.m.">@robertohlen That would be both weird and scary.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:48 p.m.">@amyfeegarner">@Kalli">@nsa Well, of course they are. My tweets are GOLD and should not be lost in time but preserved for future generations.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 p.m.

RT">@OctaviusIV:">@sweden Also: the last">@sweden to favorite a tweet of mine favorited one about the airspeed of farts. I think I'm on a roll…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 p.m.">@MsMorticiaFrump Wow. That was really harsh. I almost cried a little.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:46 p.m.">@HeatherHAL Both. Allt three. EVERYTHING.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:42 p.m.">@robertohlen Unfortunately it collides with my 1. brother graduating and 2. me having sex. And those are two things I must attend.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:40 p.m.

RT">@Kalli: .@amyfeegarner Just called">@sweden a credible threat! I can hear the cheering over at the defense ministry all the way to Dalarn…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:40 p.m.">@Kalli">@amyfeegarner">@nsa They listen to every phone and read every email, but twitter was just too fucking much.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:39 p.m.">@highofftofu Everybody's allowed to nominate someone, then I guess there's a jury?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:38 p.m.">@OctaviusIV I am actually completely sober right now. Surprisingly.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 p.m.">@BasselDamra I think so? Don't really know/care.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 p.m.">@stuves Oh. My. God. I've even heard that one.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

You know what? I have this account for five more days. Haha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAFIHGDLKEIADFBAFDSJN

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:32 p.m.">@ScotVoices Well, we Swedes know never to trust a fellow Swede. We are vicious and horrible.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:31 p.m.

RT">@Kalli: US air strikes anticipated after">@sweden goes rogue.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:31 p.m.">@mjfrombuffalo But that's where I vent!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:31 p.m.">@stuves I don't get it. I feel stupid and sad now.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:30 p.m.

Oh I will. I'll take reeeeaaal good care of it. RT">@BeaRindevall:">@sweden oh. I still hope you take good care of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:29 p.m.">@Toby_Hancock Problem is I don't have the current password. They are smart that way.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:29 p.m.">@ScotVoices Well, it's a small contract, but yeah. "At least 20 tweets during the week" and stuff like that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

So technically, I am not under any form of official contract right now.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:27 p.m.

Oh, and today I found out that the contract I signed for this account had the wrong date.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 p.m.

People have so much faith in me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 p.m.

RT">@paulrabenowitz:">@spielraum">@sweden either he will have a breakdown or by week-end the account will no longer exist

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 p.m.">@Feuerz3ug I'm pretty sure it's neither of those. But who knows?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 p.m.

.@spielraum I will be drunk tweeting friday. Just saying.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:24 p.m.

RT">@spielraum: This week's">@sweden is excellent value. I'm predicting an international incident by Friday.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:24 p.m.

I just almost threw my computer because it was stuck in the wall. By the chord. Which I put there.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:23 p.m.

That state where your entire being feels like an open wound and EVERY. LITTLE. THING. feels like it is going to make you scream.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:22 p.m.

I have suddenly reached that state where I am constantly annoyed by everything and everyone.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:17 p.m.">@HPL666">@HAD035">@ryanbolin I speak for myself and everybody I know, but sure. I could be more clear about it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:45 p.m.">@erisiswatching Sounds like something I would LOVE.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:41 p.m.">@erisiswatching The theoretical is generally something I love, but they sucked all the fun out of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:40 p.m.">@erisiswatching A big part of it might be that my school was great at practical courses, but really bad at the academic ones.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:34 p.m.">@erisiswatching 2/2 How do you feel about that? If you like to perform, how do you feel about reading and writing about performing instead?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:33 p.m.">@erisiswatching Journalism. The reason I didn't want to study more was that I want to write, not do studies about writing. 1/2

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:32 p.m.">@layerofrock I might really start a war this time.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:32 p.m.">@Gswedes">@pintsizedMB I want to work as a journalist, but I don't want to study social sciences, which is a part of the education.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:32 p.m.">@Gswedes">@pintsizedMB Pretty much social sciences. I want my sciences natural. I love natural sciences, but don't wanna work with it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:30 p.m.">@erisiswatching Ha! What is it you are studying?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:26 p.m.">@erisiswatching Oh god, I gave in after candidate.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:26 p.m.">@MsWildhack They usually do it between the other two, kind of like a little break.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:25 p.m.">@_DylanEbert Oh, there is a high probability for that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:24 p.m.">@erisiswatching I'm just out of university, so I might actually cool it with the reading :)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:16 p.m.">@erisiswatching (The guy who founded">@dodspop with me)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:16 p.m.">@erisiswatching But I would like more performance in my performance. Have a friend who ran a "performance account" on twitter though.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:14 p.m.">@CanaryIslandsUK">@followKayBee We're like stray dog in that way.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:14 p.m.">@erisiswatching Hadn't though about it like that, but yeah. Kind of.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:13 p.m.">@erisiswatching I'll check it out when I have time to really watch it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:11 p.m.">@erisiswatching Pretty much the only form of art I have never attempted.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:08 p.m.

Two words: Food. Alcohol. RT">@CanaryIslandsUK:">@sweden What do Swedes like to do on holiday?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:05 p.m.">@erisiswatching Is there anything I could look at using the magic of the internet?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:04 p.m.

There will be a lot of drunkenness. From him, from friends and relatives and, of course, from me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:03 p.m.

I will, of course, live tweet the entire thing.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:02 p.m.

By the way, for those of you who had questions about the Swedish tradition of graduating school, my brother will do it this friday.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:01 p.m.">@1NiDz1">@Gswedes It's a special hat you buy for an obscene amount of money for that day and then never wear again.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:59 p.m.">@erisiswatching No use, sure, but that seldom stops me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:56 p.m.">@erisiswatching Yeah, I can see how that could happen. You miss it?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:49 p.m.">@afshimono">@niannelynn I think I mostly hate it because I'm not comfortable in a car. And I get bored driving.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:42 p.m.">@EmmaHellmark Hey! Mean. True, but mean.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:41 p.m.">@erisiswatching Ah, read your tweet wrong and though you were british. Congrats on the good food then!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:17 p.m.

Okay, so we've talked about swedish food culture for a bit. Now let's never, ever do that again.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:16 p.m.">@erisiswatching I'm sorry, but white beans and shepherd's pie - kill me now.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:15 p.m.">@erisiswatching">@imycomic">@ryanbolin I stayed in England for three weeks, and the family I stayed with served exclusively true english food.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:14 p.m.">@Lamz0r">@pintsizedMB">@Gswedes Mine was okay, but I was tired of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:08 p.m.">@judycopywriter Smörgåsbord is basically just having a lot of choices laid out.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:07 p.m.">@erisiswatching">@imycomic">@ryanbolin We pretty much see good stuff and steal it. Italian and American mostly for me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:05 p.m.">@blondesupernova it's bacon, smoked turkey, sun dried tomatoes, sambal oelek and cream!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:58 p.m.

Apparently I do eat smörgåsbord. Good to know.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:57 p.m.

RT">@Swipsey:">@sweden well yes, almost always at the big holidays, the cold part of the buffet is the smörgåsbord. herring, ham, salmon, egg…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:57 p.m.

RT">@alexvance:">@sweden Yes: onboard those ferries going between Helsinki and Stockholm.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:57 p.m.">@MiraCristine Yeah, originated, but like when?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:56 p.m.">@shirl26 A begging dog is kind of like that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:56 p.m.">@shirl26 A famous Swedish decorator once said "If there is a cat sleeping in a room, then there is noting an interior designer can do".

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

.@HAD035">@ryanbolin All of those thing are just... just awful.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

RT">@HAD035:">@sweden">@ryanbolin sure we do! Raggmunk, wallenbergare, falukorv, korv stroganoff, blodpudding etc

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

Do Swedes actually eat smörgåsbord?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

I don't think I've ever eaten one.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:53 p.m.

I just realized... I don't really know what a smörgåsbord is, besides the idiom.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:53 p.m.

RT">@ryanbolin:">@sweden next thing you are going to say is no swedes do a smorgasbord anymore....

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:53 p.m.">@Tantfarbrorn Bacon, rökt kalkon, lök, soltorkade tomater och sambal oelek.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:51 p.m.">@ryanbolin Hate to break it to ya, but...

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.">@ryanbolin There's a lot of classical swedish food, but nobody really eats it anymore.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:47 p.m.">@ryanbolin I wasn't really being sarcastic. That's what Swedes eat.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:46 p.m.">@PaTitsky Swedish treat? I don't even know what constitutes a Swedish treat. Cinnamon buns, perhaps?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:45 p.m.">@ryanbolin Tacos. Probably. Or maybe burgers? No, tacos on a friday night, that's it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:40 p.m.">@niannelynn Skipping gears (going from 1-3, 2-4), shifting as early as possible, not making hard breaks, stuff like that. Gas preservation.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:27 p.m.">@CatalanVoices You think? I always try to get rid of all other journalists. There are too many of us, and too few jobs!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:26 p.m.">@subirsay Well, sometimes we might be. But not because of that damned word.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:25 p.m.">@niannelynn It means that when we take a drivers license we have to learn not only to drive safe, but eco friendly as well.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:24 p.m.">@Nestor076 Our transit system is, I guess, pretty good. But we of course all hate it. Cause that is what you do.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:23 p.m.

Lots of countries have the word lagom. Get over yourself Sweden. Or, well, me, apparently.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:22 p.m.

For you who don't know the word "lagom" is a Swedish word that means all Swedes will forever, falsely, think we are interesting.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:21 p.m.">@pintsizedMB">@Gswedes I loved school, until I started university, when suddenly I was just so goddamn tired of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:20 p.m.">@Nestor076 If I started at nine, I left my house at six.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:20 p.m.">@Nestor076 To get to school I took what is called a "complementary taxi" for places with no or irregular busses. Then a buss after that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:19 p.m.">@lwrocks It is a waste of money, unless you live where my parents (and, for the summer, I) live.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:18 p.m.">@rishi4u Stick. Very few automatics in Sweden. Which sucks.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:18 p.m.

.@Gswedes They're celebrating while they still think leaving school is a good thing, before realizing the world is awful.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:17 p.m.

RT">@Gswedes: High School students in">@Sweden on party truck; celebrating their soon to be freedom into the real world.">#Göteborg http://t.c…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:17 p.m.">@Nestor076 Well, we are too, really. At least where I come from. Still, never liked them.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

Took my drivers license for one reason: so that my parents could no longer force me to practice with them.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

I hate driving. Btw. HATE it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:15 p.m.">@Nestor076 It's my dads. I usually try to avoid cars or driving as best I can.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:15 p.m.

.@Mikytricolor We have it all. We are complete. Now we will just calmly lie down and die.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:12 p.m.">@Mikaels91">@swe_peter Probably is. We procreate like pandas.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:10 p.m.

(My parents have 2 kids)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:09 p.m.

Isn't it 2,4? RT">@swe_peter:">@sweden & 2,5 children

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:09 p.m.

That puts HUGE pressure on me, since I have NOTHING interesting about me unless I create something.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

My last name i Svensson and my parents live in a house with a dog.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

To live a true Svenssonliv you should have the three V's: Volvo, Vovve, Villa (Volvo, dog, house).

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:07 p.m.

Regular, Swedish, middle class life is called "Svenssonliv" och "Svensson life".

@sweden June 10, 2014, 6:39 p.m.">@etellurian yeah, sure, but with several thousand jobs lost just this year, competition is horrible.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 6:39 p.m.

.@char_hartshorn Classic Swedish graduation. Kids drunk of their asses, dancing on a truck, screaming and blowing whistles.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 6 p.m.">@etellurian Well, sure. There are stuff to write about. More than ever. But without a medium, you don't get paid. And I gotz to eatz.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:54 p.m.">@etellurian Journalism. Specifically written journalism. Dying might be a strong word, but they are shutting papers down on a weekly basis.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:52 p.m.">@etellurian Partially because I just finished an education in a field that is pretty much dying, the world over.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:51 p.m.">@etellurian I wish I could believe that, but I am too much of a pessimist.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:47 p.m.">@Mikey_Nicholson I really have no idea, sorry!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:46 p.m.">@etellurian Sorry, didn't mean to be rude, I failed to convey my wink. It was just such an overly positiv version of the world :)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:31 p.m.

.@JasperCorstiaan Hey! I'm 22, well and ready for adult life! (Oh my god let me be a kid again I can't handle this please)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:29 p.m.">@Asher_Wolf Awww, cake! I wish I hade something good to send back. Like... Cheese?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:23 p.m.

*Looks around to see if">@Asher_Wolf is waving at someone behind me* *Timidly waves back*

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:14 p.m.

RT">@Asher_Wolf: When you don't fix the causes of violence, all there's left to sell is bandaids">">

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:13 p.m.">@lenasverige I think it was mostly school that killed it for me. So many goddamn textbooks.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:12 p.m.">@MelPolilla It's kind of late for that. Loffe is too old.">@EllenPage can name my next dog.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:55 p.m.">@SmudgeThomas just some franchise optician.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:53 p.m.">@MelPolilla">@EllenPage he does actually have a name, though.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:52 p.m.">@MelPolilla Nah, Loffe, but I mostly call him dog.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:42 p.m.

Gonna walk the dog now. Again.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:41 p.m.">@Megadethchic Good morning? It's past noon! (Sweden's time is now the only time that matters)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

(The bird doesn't give a shit)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

.@MarcoTSantiago I will illustrate my feelings with a picture.">

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:39 p.m.

RT">@MarcoTSantiago:">@sweden How do you feel about the FIFA World Cup?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:33 p.m.

RT">@PeterAhonen:">@sweden Nice Filippa Reinfeldt or David Cameron impersonation

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

RT">@RedirectHere:">@sweden It sounds like a social networking app that no one will use but Facebook will buy for a billion dollars

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:24 p.m.

RT">@lefthandof: In other tech news, I hate iPhoto with a fiery passion.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:47 p.m.

RT">@RinguPingu: Hey,">@sweden, it might be worth telling people that Nintendo's E3 event is at 18:00 our time. It seems a lot of people are …

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

I should watch things through before commenting.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

Oh, yeah, it was.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

About the letter from Sally, 10yo, that Sony used in their press conference... that was fake right?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:30 p.m.">@PacketNetworks Nah, we've been DDoSed before. We know the signs.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:29 p.m.">@ulimonster Yeah, I guessed there was an explanation. People just don't know it. And don't really care.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:20 p.m.


@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:19 p.m.

Why would anyone DDoS a gaming website? Well, people suck.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:19 p.m.

Seems the gamin website I write for is being continually DDoS-ed. Really, just a BUNCH OF FUN.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:14 p.m.

RT">@sjalexander:">@Vilsjin">@sweden apparently the Old Norse calendar had only "winter" and "summer" and I bet this holiday relates to THAT s…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:11 p.m.">@Carly_B It's a shit language to spell. But so's English. I'm always confusing s/c/z.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:09 p.m.

I mean, what in the hell is "pingst"?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:09 p.m.

Or, more correctly, we don't give a fuck about dates or what we are celebrating, as long as we get to celebrate.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:08 p.m.

We just suck at dates.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:07 p.m.

Sorry, we don't celebrate the middle of the summer on the wrong date, we celebrate the solstice on the wrong date. My bad.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:06 p.m.

RT">@Vilsjin:">@sweden Well, it´s not for celebrating the "middle of the summer". It´s the solstice that is marked (though not exactly on dat…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:04 p.m.

I mean, I get the ear thing. But humans don't have tails either. It's a real kettle/pot-situation.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:04 p.m.

"You look weird, you have no tails or ears!"

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:03 p.m.

Yes, and of course we dance "Små Grodorna" or "The Little Frogs" in which we mercilessly mock frogs for not having tails or ears.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2 p.m.

Next week it's "Midsommar", a timme when Swedes celebrate that it's the middle of summer, even though it really isn't.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:57 p.m.">@rebkova I'm going up on the west coast myself, but not that far north.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:43 p.m.">@kristin_wester But I like the feeling of just picking something off the ground. Not buying it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:17 p.m.">@DMRI05 An elk/moose of course. With my bare hands.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:04 p.m.">@lucidillusions_">@Fejicus">@ScotVoices">@ireland">@WeAreHindustan OH MY GOD SO MUCH CONVERSATION I CAN'T KEEP UP

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:02 p.m.">@KaregrenMarcus">@Ulf_Bodach">@MalteRoos They don't have them, we do. End of story, really.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1 p.m.">@KaregrenMarcus">@Ulf_Bodach">@MalteRoos I went by the Germans, since they are the ones going "vere are die elks?!" every time they visit.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:41 p.m.

RT">@Lancefestivalen: This is true. It's called "allmän förskola".">@sweden

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:22 p.m.

Does anyone know where I can watch Sony's press conference from last night?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:21 p.m.">@stevenkarwoski Ah, another form a football where you use your hands...

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:19 p.m.">@ScotVoices">@ireland It's a form of dance that was obviously invented by drunk people. I love it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:14 p.m.">@stevenkarwoski Is it a team of Irish(wo)men playing football or is Irish football its own sport?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:13 p.m.">#DidYouKnow All Swedes are left in the woods at age three, and not allowed to return home until they have killed an elk?">#Fact

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:11 p.m.">@stevenkarwoski I can honestly say I did not.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:11 p.m.">@3fecta We have that too! And it's horrible. Just... just awful.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

Don't really now why I'm attacking Norway. I actually like Norway.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:03 p.m.">@bahdumtssh I'm more selfish than that. My own death scares me the most.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:55 a.m.">@ireland Nope, just out of school and unemployed. I have all the time in the world.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:46 a.m.">@kendomusha Haven't seen the movie, just read the book. And it is a good book. Aaaaaand... NOW this conversation bores me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:41 a.m.">@Begbie4017 Waiting for my girlfriend to read it, then we're watching it together.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

.@kendomusha Oh, my bad, hating everything young WOMEN like. That's some good old fashion sexism right there.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

.@kendomusha I love your aura of supreme elitism. Hating everything young people like. That's just... so phresh!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:25 a.m.">@Samcornwell Oh, you mean like I did yesterday?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:07 a.m.">@I_am_europe But at the same time people have more faith in Reinfeldt as a politician, than in the party itself.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:07 a.m.">@I_am_europe I'd say people are surprised. His party doesn't get a lot of good press these days.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:06 a.m.">@aussieV8girl I'll move them when I have to ;)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:06 a.m.">@kendomusha I have stuff to do either way, and I try to set up deadlines for myself.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:02 a.m.">@yeahhsteph Putting 'em on the list.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11 a.m.">@yeahhsteph Might be. I've only read Fight Club, should I go for the others?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:57 a.m.">@yeahhsteph Very Fight Club of you!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:57 a.m.

(And for Nerdfighters there is a first chapter for an unfinished novel about the Evil Baby Orphanage.)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:56 a.m.

Was attempting to start a forum for people to submit their work to, but I haven’t got it going. Yet.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:55 a.m.

If you wanna read stuff I have written in English, you can visit"> A few reblogs from others, but mostly me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:55 a.m.">@yeahhsteph Crying's good for you. I'll definitely see it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:53 a.m.">@yeahhsteph I did. And I cried. Of course.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:53 a.m.

And TFiOS did a good job of balancing it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:53 a.m.

That is good writing. If done correctly, of course.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 a.m.

It should be describing the nature of the soul using a McDonald's Double Cheese Burger.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 a.m.

Good writing should contain soaring pretentiousness tethered by the unbearably mundane.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 a.m.

The problem with most writing is that it is either too pretentious or not pretentious enough.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:51 a.m.">@I_amGermany Not a word, and proud of it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 a.m.">@ren_davis">@realjohngreen Well, he did that among a bunch of other stuff.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 a.m.

I mean, the dude makes a living writing books and making Youtube videos. That’s the goddamn dream!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 a.m.

Main reason being that">@RealJohnGreen is something of a personal hero.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:49 a.m.

But since this one was being made into a movie I thought I’d read it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:49 a.m.

It was the first book I read in a while. I like reading, but for some reason I just stopped.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:48 a.m.

Just before I got this account I finished reading The Fault in Our Stars.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:48 a.m.">@I_am_europe Yeah, including two who are at war, like five infested by nazis and a bunch who are broke. ;)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 a.m.

RT">@vithetsnormen:">@sweden shoutout to the ever so present feeling of regret!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 a.m.">@MatsNier Yeah, I know that. But they don't!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

So, eh, hi">@realjohngreen. I'm Sweden. You know, the country. Good work on, you know, books and stuff.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:45 a.m.

You can ignore a dude, BUT YOU CANNOT IGNORE A COUNTRY.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:45 a.m.

Normally I am just a dude. This week I represent a country.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:44 a.m.

This is the perfect week to make shoutouts to people you like.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:43 a.m.">@filfund A Nerdfighter is a fan of the Vlogbrothers. Google it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:41 a.m.">@thealexmoyler You do know what a Nerdfighter is though?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:40 a.m.">@ren_davis Well, for me, it's about believing whatever's most rational, based on existing evidence.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:38 a.m.

(Pssst! Any Nerdfighters out there?)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 a.m.">@RaniBeaton No idea, but yeah, I've got a while to go.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 a.m.">@ren_davis There are some, but not an abundance.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:36 a.m.

Sometimes my girlfriend gives me stuff. Sometimes that stuff is awesome.">

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:33 a.m.">@silencewedge I got what you meant :)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:32 a.m.">@KulaBeth Tuesday, or as it is known i Sweden "National Gloom Day".

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:32 a.m.">@nianymue No, I try to avoid pseudoscience. I just mean that my particles living on does not mean I will.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:28 a.m.">@nianymue My particles don't make me. Every five years all of my components are replaced. All that matters is the consciousness.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:27 a.m.">@Milla_Nilla I went outside and planted it, thinking it would maybe spontaneously return to life.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 a.m.">@sunsentinello This was written by my predecessor. I very much look forward to the movie and just read the book.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 a.m.

Damn, that got dark.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

But I don't think I could go on living if there wasn't a part of me that truly believed that I will live forever.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

I don't believe in an afterlife. And I know I will die.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

"In a world where people just stop living, never to live again..."

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

To me, death feels like something from a dystrophic sci-fi novel. Drawn from the mind of some morbid author.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:24 a.m.

I have a hard time handling the reality of death. The thought of it makes me very uncomfortable.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:23 a.m.">@Chonnymo I never got the evite :(

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:22 a.m.

Two years ago I had an oak, but it got fungus and died. It was very sad.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

I've always thought trees are kind of like badass flowers.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

These are my pine trees. Grew them from a pine cone.">

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:16 a.m.">@killua99 I love how they always make such a big deal about colors on the machines.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10 a.m.

Gonna go shower. So you just sit tight and imagine that for a while.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:57 a.m.

What have I missed?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:53 a.m.


@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:52 a.m.">@hugsandharry Holmbom? What is a "holmbom"?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:31 a.m.

RT">@femfreq: Funny,">@TomMcShea & I tweeted similar thoughts about women in Rainbow Six Siege but only my tweet seems to have attracted ream…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:29 a.m.">@erisiswatching Gonna try to check it out.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:23 a.m.">@TheDissembler It's time we broke free. And conquered.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:22 a.m.">@Roxmo Looooong story. Or well, not so long. Check earlier tweets yo!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:21 a.m.">@EWPettersson Not sure yet. Will sleep on it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:20 a.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel".">

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:18 a.m.

Tomorrow I might start a fight with someone else.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:16 a.m.

I will not be watching any more E3 tonight. I'll make it up tomorrow.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:12 a.m.

RT">@ChefyStephie:">@sweden let's just raid the refrigerator. Everyone will be happy.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:55 a.m.">@TheShowPBAFM">@paola_hardrain">@WeAreAustralia Well this was more me agreeing not to invade Australia B/C of Steve Irwin. Basically.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:54 a.m.

RT">@JoeMarmalade: Hello girl. *awkward silence* *silence until the end of time, no one ever speaks again*

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:44 a.m.">@erisiswatching Sorry to say, I haven't.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:35 a.m.">@ch_axelsson You will be a double agent.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:28 a.m.">@ChaiGater Thought I caught it before you saw it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:24 a.m.">@ChaiGater I... I don't... I don't even.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:14 a.m.">@erisiswatching If that is the punishment I must endure for the sake of art, so be it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:13 a.m.">@JensHendar Nah, it's mostly due to the fact that I have 140x as many followers as I do normally.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:12 a.m.">@fossto Twitter and the army are really closely linked in Sweden.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:09 a.m.">@joshleaves It's... Well, it's going.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:07 a.m.

I feel like I lose control over most conversations I start.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:05 a.m.

RT">@ScotVoices: I’m worried that if I go to bed, when I get up">@sweden will have annexed">@norway and taken over twitter. Power mad that one.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:03 a.m.">@callumshepard I know it wasn't a black and white situation.

@sweden June 10, 2014, midnight">@killua99 I might discuss it some more after the dust has settled.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:58 p.m.">@callumshepard Yeah, no, not having this conversation.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:57 p.m.

HINT! If you feel like trying to convince me that Putin's the good guy in the Crimea situation: DON'T.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:56 p.m.">@callumshepard And yeah, the US can be assholes too.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:56 p.m.">@callumshepard Militants that later turned out to be... badly disguised Russians?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:49 p.m.

Just blocked a couple of dudes telling me Putin never invaded Ukraine. That he just defended his country. Lordylord.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:43 p.m.

And, amidst all this, I get a new follower. I'm so sorry.">

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:38 p.m.

I am starting to think planning an invasion over twitter is not the best idea.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:37 p.m.">@Mr_S_Clean">@Mikaels91 Oh my god, I am now ending this conversation because of its sheer stupidity.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:36 p.m.

RT">@EmmaLundstrom: Love this week's">@sweden (platonically, he has a gf and I a bf). Less fika and ikea and more randomness and trolling ftw!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:35 p.m.">@xgebi They won't be able to stay. Because of the creepy stares. Did I mention the stares are creepy?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:34 p.m.">@Nathan_7 I would have no tyrannical ways. I would be a funky dictator.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:33 p.m.">@Mr_S_Clean">@Mikaels91 I didn't say they did. I told Putin to stop. You interpreted it beyond that.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:32 p.m.">@JackHammer92 I just earlier today talked to a really nice Canadian. I would feel bad.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:31 p.m.">@defsmith Consensual invasion? Weird.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:30 p.m.">@That_Guy_Bones Costa Rica sounds nice.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:29 p.m.">@Mr_S_Clean The account is "a new Swede every week", thus I represent myself, as a Swede.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:29 p.m.">@xgebi Yeah, but I'll just look at them creepily until they leave. Call it a "preemptive PSYCH!".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:27 p.m.">@JackHammer92 The penguins expect everything.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:27 p.m.">@Mr_S_Clean">@Mikaels91 Can't really agree with you there. And Putins shitlist is longer than that. Like, gay rights, anyone?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:25 p.m.">@That_Guy_Bones New Zealand's got it bad enough. Leave the poor fellas alone.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:24 p.m.">@JackHammer92 Dude. Worst. Idea. Ever.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:24 p.m.">@Mr_S_Clean The account is me. A Swede. And criticizing one country does not automatically mean siding with another.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

RT">@PilotDiaries:">@sweden Hi, would you like an army of 1.25 billion Indians?">#IndianForSweden

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

It seems I am really rallying the entire world right now. It is just unclear who we will invade.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:21 p.m.">@Mr_S_Clean So by saying Putin is an ass I am simultaneously inviting American nukes?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:20 p.m.">@ElroyK">@WeAreAustralia">@burgotastic">@Netherlanders You are good for passing through, though.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:19 p.m.">@That_Guy_Bones I'll think about it ;)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:16 p.m.">@Mr_S_Clean Neutral is boring. I want to be spicy!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:14 p.m.

RT">@The_sad_hat:">@sweden Follow me and I will follow you into any war, my fearless leader <3

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:10 p.m.">@That_Guy_Bones Oh my god, of course! Russia!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:09 p.m.

RT">@stevenkarwoski:">@sweden I will follow u anyway on or off twitter! Thanks for not talking about the weather, radiotjänst,the bologet, me…

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:09 p.m.">@eeebbe Well, I do have a record of disrespecting flags...

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:08 p.m.">@VulpesViridis Be ready for my call. You will hear the sound of a goose, and you will know that it is me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:07 p.m.

RT">@Nathan_7:">@sweden then your bio can read "failed writer but written about" :P

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:05 p.m.

RT">@joshleaves:">@sweden Attack">@france. If we're at war by tomorrow, I will have an excuse to skip work. Also, our army is useless: https:/…

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:05 p.m.">@VulpesViridis I am working on some sort of coup.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:04 p.m.">@menehunemedia (I didn't really get a message. They do tend to stay out of my way.)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:04 p.m.">@That_Guy_Bones But to you, they're exotic. To us, their... you know, Swedish. And horrible.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:03 p.m.

If I don't make the headlines in some form of news media I will be sorely disappointed.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

RT">@standupmackan:">@sweden i, for one, welcome our New Sweden overlord.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:02 p.m.">@That_Guy_Bones That being said... They are horrible. Just... just horrible.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:01 p.m.">@That_Guy_Bones WHO will be happy? WHO?!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11 p.m.

RT">@The_sad_hat:">@sweden Your word is my law my liege <3

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:59 p.m.

.@burgotastic Australia is the country that both created and destroyed Steve Irwin. I WILL NOT fuck with them. /@WeAreAustralia

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

Just got a message from the Curators of Sweden. Turns out my words are not law. Not even figuratively.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:57 p.m.


@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:57 p.m.

Btw, did you know that during this week I represent every living swede? My every word is literally law.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:56 p.m.">@pgpg4589 I don't know the specifics, but sure. I've heard about it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:53 p.m.">@pgpg4589 Like... Do I know Brazil exists? Yeah. Yeah, I do.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:51 p.m.">@Linn_95_">@joshleaves">@norway">@IKEA *The Norwegians lift their guns* *The handles fall off*

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:46 p.m.

RT">@Linn_95_:">@sweden I think we should start trolling">@norway

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:41 p.m.">@bygghouse True. Having an empire kind of sucks. They ALWAYS fall apart.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:40 p.m.">@Linn_95_ I have today told people that a sandwich with potatoes is called a "fnörvelholk" and that Swedes eat people. You'll be fine.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:29 p.m.">@KymriskaDraken I actually doubt it will entertain me any more than other sports do. Which is very little.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:28 p.m.">@bygghouse">@Swedish_Cricket It's never enough. We must have it all.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

I once had a friends whose two main interests were rugby and double bass. Don't really know why he came to mind.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:25 p.m.">@xgebi Can't handle that information either.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:25 p.m.">@_Maral Other things got in the way. Gonna watch at least Sony and Nintendo, but might skip the others.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:16 p.m.

RT">@danifarias:">@sweden there's a Brazilian curling federation.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:16 p.m.

But! I think you should follow them,">@Swedish_Cricket. I mean, It's THE SWEDISH CRICKET FOUNDATION.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:09 p.m.

Apparently there is a Swedish cricket federation. I never knew. And I can't really handle the information.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:11 p.m.">@JohanssonJSG But yeah, of course it had an air of same old, when does a press conference about games not have that?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:10 p.m.">@JohanssonJSG They had a bunch of new IPs and some interesting indie games. A lot of stuff that interested me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:06 p.m.

Won't be watching EA though. I have other stuff to do.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:06 p.m.

Microsoft impressed me. It's obvious they wanted to make up for last year.">#E32014

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:01 p.m.">@hillsjostrand">@vithetsnormen Well, it's not that easy.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:59 p.m.

.@vithetsnormen DAMNIT. I noticed it a little while ago and tried to stop.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:58 p.m.

RT">@vithetsnormen:">@sweden has a prefered word with which to start sentences.">

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

Microsoft just ran an indie game montage. MY. GOD.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:38 p.m.">@ahmedliana Never! The hope burns strong.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:36 p.m.">@sarabieb It's in the middle of nowhere. The road to my door is littered by dead bodies who didn't make it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:30 p.m.">@sarabieb It would impress me greatly if you found your way here.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:24 p.m.">@ahmedliana The "long walks" one. :)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:24 p.m.">@sarabieb Patience, grasshopper.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:17 p.m.">@ahmedliana Well, I'm not the first. But I don't know any of the others personally.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:15 p.m.">@ChefyStephie I'm unemployed. I wouldn't be so sure.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:13 p.m.">@ahmedliana And it's fun. Mainly. A lot of replies to keep track of, but fun.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:13 p.m.">@ahmedliana I try to think of it more as representing me, as a regular Swede, if you can call it that. Not as much pressure.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:49 p.m.">@Nestor076 Exactly. But sometimes "having the discussion" with people like these means talking about that as if it was not unquestionable.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:48 p.m.">@ruderigues Nah, lots of people don't care the least about twitter.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:47 p.m.">@Nestor076 In some ways you have more of a right to be proud. I mean, you actually worked to get there, as opposed to people born there.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:47 p.m.">@Nestor076 And having a discussion about a persons right to exist? Nope. Not doing it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:46 p.m.">@Nestor076 Sure, I can discuss it. Up to a point. Some people can't be reasoned with, and then I will not try.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:43 p.m.">@sinustakykard">@dodspop">@exitskylt Yup, but that's mostly">@vithetsnormen. With some contributions from me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:42 p.m.">@FredrikNNorberg Yeah, of course I should've been more careful. Obviously. But it didn't cross my mind.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:41 p.m.

RT">@The_sad_hat: Me and">@sweden are best friends now

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:40 p.m.">@FredrikNNorberg It's just that most people who are "proud" of being Swedish have had nothing to do with making Sweden good. At all.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:38 p.m.">@FredrikNNorberg They are. But going around just loving a country does it no good. Nothing gets better without criticism.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:37 p.m.">@The_sad_hat Hi there. This is Sweden.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:34 p.m.">@sinustakykard You do follow">@dodspop and">@vithetsnormen. We founded dödspop together. Or, well, maybe him a little bit more than me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:33 p.m.">@FredrikNNorberg I always though that kind of patriotism was like an American thing.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:32 p.m.">@tedb310 I heard about that. Yup, I see the neo-nazism.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:30 p.m.">@sinustakykard Well (keeping to english on this account), I don't know. Where are you from?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:29 p.m.">@FredrikNNorberg Well yeah, I've just never been in a context where that meaning was taken extremely seriously and could not be joked about

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:26 p.m.">@tedb310 Well, I wouldn't call them a Swedish tea party. It's generally not as libertarian, and instead have neo-nazi ties.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:23 p.m.">@kendomusha">@erisiswatching Well, I'm not really looking, so it's not that tempting.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:21 p.m.">@FredrikNNorberg Well, I wasn't going to talk politics. I wanted to play a fun song. That was all.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:20 p.m.">@erisiswatching">@kendomusha Well, yeah, no. When are you gonna get that chance again?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:17 p.m.">@kendomusha">@erisiswatching Maybe that's when they added that to the "don'ts" list.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:13 p.m.">@erisiswatching We are actually instructed not to flirt from this account. Flirting prohibitado.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

Oh my god, the E3 Twitch show has started. And they are right now failing miserably at being funny.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:10 p.m.">@elchfest">@ScotVoices Yeah. We succeeded. And we were first. That's what Swedish schools taught us.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:09 p.m.">@erisiswatching I would have loved to see your image of things.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:05 p.m.">@MagnusX71 Yeah, I think I've learned my lesson. Sweden is perfect in every way!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:04 p.m.">@erisiswatching It's kind of how I like to think of myself. Art in motion.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:04 p.m.">@cganders It was a valiant effort!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:03 p.m.">@knowlex Well, I was like "gotta pee!", followed shortly by "lots to do at home!"

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:01 p.m.">@knowlex He went completely white, eyes and nostrils open wide. All vein-poppy and shit.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6 p.m.">@sjalexander Nah, never got his name. Or, well, never cared to remember it, at least.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:59 p.m.

RT">@ptornroth:">@sweden another mistake Sweden's done to your list. ;)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:59 p.m.">@lenasverige Then you must not be a real Swede!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:59 p.m.">@JustinianiMonse It's like "reverse cowgirl" or "rusty trombone".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:58 p.m.

I so wish that dude knew that I am right now representing Sweden. Like, officially.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:57 p.m.

And, well, that was the story. Sorry for flooding your twitterz.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

I try to list mistakes in a calm voice while the entire party is standing behind him fiercely shaking their heads.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:55 p.m.">@Henderburn Well, yeah. We tend to do stuff like that.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

And he walks in real close, looks me in the eyes and says "What. Mistakes. Have Sweden. Ever. Made?"

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

And I go, "well, sometimes Sweden makes mistakes, for which it should be criticized."

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:52 p.m.


@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

And the point is to criticizes your own country for their shortcomings, if you simplify it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:50 p.m.

Now, for those of you who don't know, "Skända Flaggan" is an upbeat pop song about desecrating the Swedish flag.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:49 p.m.

So there we are. At the party. And I realize, it's the Swedish national day! And of course I say, we gotta play "Skända Flaggan".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

The reason he wanted to beat me? Well, that's also a funny story. Not funny "haha" maybe...

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

RT">@TheLastBob:">@sweden This is a lesson taught in grade school in Sweden. ”The neighbors are not are friends, they are but mere neighbors…

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

Oh, and if you do talk to people, never assume they are not racist morons.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:47 p.m.

RT">@IWasAWhirlwind:">@sweden or people. Never speak to people.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:46 p.m.


@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:46 p.m.

And for 15 minutes I am in their apartment before I almost get the shit kicked out of me by an angry... "patriot".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:44 p.m.

And suddenly, after three years of no speaking, I am invited over.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:44 p.m.

They've invited friends. (I never knew they had friends.) And they are drunk.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:43 p.m.

And then. This friday. Two days before I move out, they knock on my door.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

I don't know why, but they never, ever talked to me. And, turns out, they never talked to anybody else either.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

(This is not the funny part of the story)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:41 p.m.

I greeted them, they stared back. STARED. WITH DISDAIN.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:41 p.m.

Funny story: For three years I have had a couple of neighbors who pretty much never said hello.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:35 p.m.">@JustinianiMonse "Swedish cheese" sounds like a eufemism.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:27 p.m.">@ArsenicPorks Then I will direct you over to">@EmmaHellmark, who both lives closer to Stockholm and is a vegetarian!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:26 p.m.

RT">@TheLastBob:">@sweden And also, how the most swedes picture a typical dude from Miami.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:15 p.m.">@joefarrar94 Well, since you study journalism, I'll throw you a bone. Poor sod.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:15 p.m.">@ArsenicPorks Not really from there, but Flippin' Burgers have the best Burgers I know of.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:14 p.m.">@EmmaHellmark">@RunningBecky Ah, yes. This is exactly what she looks like. She is, after all, Swedish.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:06 p.m.">@elchfest">@ScotVoices Well, it really is the most logical method.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:51 p.m.">@tawnyfrog">@EmmaHellmark Well, yes. Of course. It's like 45% of a regular Swedish diet.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:50 p.m.">@ClariNerd617 Monkey is at ball can, yes?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:49 p.m.">@ClariNerd617 Maybe so, but this is mostly just to show I can string sentences together.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:46 p.m.

RT">@ScotVoices:">@sweden Scott and Amundsen were amazing figures. A tragic end to an intense race.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:46 p.m.">@ClariNerd617 It's just 300 words, so reading a book about it might be going overboard. But maybe in the future.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:45 p.m.

Interesting though. He went to the South Pole to be the first person there. He was 33 days late. And died on his way back.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:44 p.m.

Why Robert Scotts last expedition? Beats me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:44 p.m.

Going to write about Robert Scotts last expedition now, to show I can write and hopefully get a job.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:42 p.m.">@RunningBecky">@EmmaHellmark Well, she's like half the country away right now, so I can't take one.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:40 p.m.">@Nozze666">@EmmaHellmark I made it up, as a joke, but turns out people can't tell real Swedish from fake.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:33 p.m.">@ElkaSloan Well, it's quite regular. My parents think i dress rather... oddly.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:33 p.m.

I give you, my girlfriend:">@EmmaHellmark! *Loud applause roar across the world*

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:31 p.m.

RT">@EmmaHellmark:">@sweden No mayo?! That's the most important part of a fnörvelhok!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:28 p.m.

Trying to explain that it is because they go with my jacket. Getting no understanding.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:27 p.m.

Mom is home. She is upset by the very idea that I might wear leather boots during colder summer days.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:15 p.m.">@ChefyStephie I'm confused... are you going to buy me?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 3:53 p.m.">@MsMorticiaFrump Well, he did sort the entire world by how their junk looked. I mean, being that pervy is kind of impressive.