Linus Svensson

Linus Svensson

was @sweden 2014-06-09 to 2014-06-16

My name is Linus Svensson and I am an unemployed journalist, rejected author and failed vlogger. More the first two things than the last, really, but I needed a third thing for it to sound good. I am originally from the province of Skåne, smack-dab in the middle of nowhere, where our neighbors are either cows or people who return to their real homes when the summer ends. For the last three years, however, I have lived and studied in Kalmar, a city most known for having once been somewhat relevant and for having a collective speech impediment. I just graduated, and have temporarily moved home, so I guess you will be seeing a lot of pictures of, you know, nature. And stuff.

Well, that was an unmotivated amount of time spent on geography.

I write/talk in a podcast/make videos about videogames at Svampriket.se (“The Mushroom Kingdom”) and I am a cofounder and member of the art “collective”, dödspop (“death pop”), which can be found at dodspop.com. I usually tweet from @Linus2punkt0, @dodspop, @Svampriket and @JoeMarmalade (in English, but it’s been a while).

During my week I will focus on…well, that is as of yet unclear. Videogames and movies, probably some politics. Journalism. Art maybe? I will most likely be all over the place.

Linus Svensson's Feed

@sweden June 16, 2014, 12:01 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/EmmaLundstrom">@EmmaLundstrom: Hello http://twitter.com/GetEmoji">@GetEmoji. The people of http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden would like to get an emoji of an osthyvel added to these. http://t.co/kxV6doqglj">http://t.co/kxV6doqglj

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/HumanHead">@HumanHead: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I just saw http://twitter.com/norway">@norway licking your Osthyvel. I hate it when that happens! http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oldschoolSNLreference">#oldschoolSNLreference

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/RicardoHarvin">@RicardoHarvin: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Good night, or as they call it in Swedish, osthyvel!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

Okay, now it's goodnight for probably the last time. Peace.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lenasverige">@lenasverige I did, during my first day as Sweden. But now it's gonna be a thing!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MsWildhack">@MsWildhack Not in the fall, at least.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MsWildhack">@MsWildhack Well, it did work out exceedingly well for Napoleon.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/zettermark">@zettermark I tweeted it the night before at least. But I have gotten no tweets.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HumanHead">@HumanHead That is a legacy I can be proud of.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/NoelLuperon">@NoelLuperon http://twitter.com/edcanan">@edcanan Nominate him! Just email the curators of Sweden. (Email found at their web page)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:10 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/debrazil">@debrazil: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden we choose you. Time to start the war

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/The_sad_hat">@The_sad_hat Sorry, that should be "Of course, my liege".

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/smiffy">@smiffy: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden YOU ARE CONDEMNED TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT FOR ALL ETERNITY! Or something ;-)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:07 p.m.

Has the next Sweden been announced yet btw? Feel like I should know who'll be taking over after me.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anabeth_xo">@anabeth_xo I wish I could help, but I suck at knowing where places are!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/anabeth_xo">@anabeth_xo Where our supermarkets are? Like all of them?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji Pizza John! Google it. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 8:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/verticalblank">@verticalblank Some say Sotarmacka, others just say sandwich with potato.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 8:07 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/zettermark">@zettermark: http://twitter.com/craigathomson">@craigathomson http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden hey here's a rad idea! Lets stop shaming women for their bodies and listen to what they have to say …

@sweden June 15, 2014, 8:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/verticalblank">@verticalblank The sandwich is real, only the name is fake. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/marcelrgoto">@marcelrgoto There is mayonnaise on it!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/1NiDz1">@1NiDz1 My main account will be both Swedish and English, same with dodspop. Joe is English, Svampriket is Swedish.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:43 p.m.

Completely missed that the new arch bishop sworn in today was a woman. Go church!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/__nana">@__nana The pen is mightier than the fork.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Danothy">@Danothy: Seems http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden hasn't had much love this week, but if this week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is a bag of dicks then I guess I'd find a bad of dick…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/SarahCorde">@SarahCorde: GO http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ! RT http://twitter.com/HistoricalPics">@HistoricalPics The periodic table of elements and the countries they were discovered in http://t.co/5tO1ko…">http://t.co/5tO1ko…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/craigathomson">@craigathomson http://twitter.com/WeAreAustralia">@WeAreAustralia Yup, but you can't use http://t.co/vKuzlingiw,">http://t.co/vKuzlingiw, only TweetDeck and the like.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/aerynsunx">@aerynsunx Thanks! Not boring was my primary goal!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/craigathomson">@craigathomson http://twitter.com/WeAreAustralia">@WeAreAustralia For us it is changed just after you sign in on your apps. So not even the current tweeter has it.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 7 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/HerrFlyiboy">@HerrFlyiboy: Why are Swedes celebrating http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FathersDay">#FathersDay in http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden ? It's 5 months early.....

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nkoan">@nkoan Thanks for that time you wrote something worth retweeting.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sweatandlies">@sweatandlies You have bested me. I have been bested.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:45 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sweatandlies">@sweatandlies: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden not quite fifty percent. Brazil's population is fifty times bigger than Croatia's

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/_DylanEbert">@_DylanEbert I'll talk to some people.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:24 p.m.

A quick update from the World Cup btw: someone kicked a ball and 50% of onlookers were displeased with the result.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sjalexander">@sjalexander Precisely. I will hire a spokesperson.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sjalexander">@sjalexander Like with a sex offender I will have to alert my presence every time I go somewhere new.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/w0rkbench">@w0rkbench I had an idea. Not very into e-sport myself, but I hang in those circles a bit.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/w0rkbench">@w0rkbench The only internet I have at my disposal is on my phone, so streaming is not really an option.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/w0rkbench">@w0rkbench http://twitter.com/tracetalbot">@tracetalbot I am not. I am watching Iron Man.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/PeopleOfUK">@PeopleOfUK: .@sweden Well done http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden! How about helping us to 4,000, we're nearly there!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

.@TheMrBibby http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0 I haven't so far, but will from now on. Not everything, but a fair amount.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/zettermark">@zettermark: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden pro-tip to followers if the next one is female: "whore" is not nice to call someone. it might even get your account…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tracetalbot">@tracetalbot It's the worlds biggest LAN-party, right here in Sweden.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tracetalbot">@tracetalbot I was offered a ticket to DreamHack, but unfortunately could not go. I was also invited to "shut the fuck up", but declined.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 6:01 p.m.

Tomorrow of course there will be a new Sweden. Treat that person with all the respect and kindness you have treated me. Or, you know, more.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:57 p.m.

And to be completely sure never to hear from me again, also block http://twitter.com/dodspop">@dodspop, http://twitter.com/JoeMarmalade">@JoeMarmalade and http://twitter.com/Svampriket">@Svampriket.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:57 p.m.

When you do, be sure to block http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0 to avoid future annoyance, since that is my main account.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

Soon it's time for me to sign off. That means you can re-follow and unmute this account once more.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

I think I’ll do my goodbyes now, to have them out of the way. I will, however, be here for a few more hours.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/zettermark">@zettermark: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden prepare for the post-@sweden-depression-and-euphoria! Depression: 0 notifications Euphoria:I can be utterly boring …

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/grodaeu">@grodaeu: http://twitter.com/Jjst9">@Jjst9 http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden You are mistaken. Complaining is actually the most Swedish of all things. That's how we celebrate all holidays

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/upsfeup">@upsfeup http://twitter.com/RunningBecky">@RunningBecky Ah, humor. This elusive language, mastered and understood only by the few. The rest, sadly, left behind.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:44 p.m.

The end is nearing and by god it feels kind of nice. It's been fun, but I need a break.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

.@Jjst9 Of course I can! Yo, http://twitter.com/carlbildt">@carlbildt! You're out!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Jjst9">@Jjst9: http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden I think you'll have to revoke http://twitter.com/carlbildt">@carlbildt's citizenship (you can do that, right?). He is complaining about going to IKEA!…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I almost want to unfollow to just be a part of this milestone!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:05 p.m.

.@upsfeup I think you missed a few words or something there, buddy. But the sentiment was conveyed, at least. Enjoy next week!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 5:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheEliselise">@TheEliselise Phone? You can make calls from this thing?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe They are the root of our huge problem with declining population?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:32 p.m.

It has become very probable that I will drop below 69 000 followers. That's some celebration-worthy shit right there.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/frdrkndrssn">@frdrkndrssn "begynnande"? When did you start following?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tyre64">@tyre64 http://twitter.com/CalumCashley">@CalumCashley I avoided the C-word for that very reason!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:21 p.m.

.@Toby_Hancock here's hoping!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/the_steve_meme">@the_steve_meme We call everything Osthyvel. Swedish is a confusing language. Ask for an Osthyvel and you could get anything.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/chinji">@chinji I was going for "fierce" but cute works. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Tellybelly1">@Tellybelly1 If you can't taste the pain, the cheese is no good.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sjalexander">@sjalexander http://twitter.com/jessovenden">@jessovenden There's not much Puritan about Sweden, that's for sure.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:18 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/CalumCashley">@CalumCashley: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden There's an old Scottish saying "Never get between a woman with an osthyvel and the cheese she's aiming at" - wise…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:11 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91: http://twitter.com/TheEliselise">@TheEliselise http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Well the invetor grow up in a Sweden as Norway was a part of Sweden so without us he would not have th…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tyre64">@tyre64 it's for slicing powerful cheese.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CalumCashley">@CalumCashley She slices serious cheese.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JensJohann">@JensJohann Dude. Keep it above the belt. (Lol jk)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:05 p.m.

.@TheEliselise Norway might have invented it, but I'm Alexander Graham Bell, yo!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/w0rkbench">@w0rkbench No one really knows. It's an ancient mystery.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 4:01 p.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel". http://t.co/MZfs8f1qum">http://t.co/MZfs8f1qum

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Facking_Ancho">@Facking_Ancho I have. It's my destiny.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:54 p.m.

.@Digby_C You've learned a lot, you just don't know it yet. I've been all Mr. Miyagi on your ass.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ColinStorm">@ColinStorm Farfar (literally "fatherfather") is your father's father. Morfar ("motherfather") is your mother's father.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:49 p.m.

.@sarahrodeo Gonna start http://twitter.com/Sweden2point0">@Sweden2point0.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:47 p.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel". http://t.co/SNWPY8cssJ">http://t.co/SNWPY8cssJ

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:46 p.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel". http://t.co/ItMIQfnwQQ">http://t.co/ItMIQfnwQQ

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LumpenPerro">@LumpenPerro http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby We don't lack knives. We just have awesome things like this one as well.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby England is pretty much still in the 17th century. Barbarians.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 3:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shazzarny">@shazzarny I very much am! Before I get off tonight I'm gonna announce all the places I can be found. But just for you: http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VictorStrmgren">@VictorStrmgren Yes. That is what it is. Not just a boring old blanket.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly Seen it, and corrected them on several points.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/maqusan">@maqusan Sill, strömming, they are literally the same thing.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/maqusan">@maqusan Is that surströmming? Looks more like stekt sill to me.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 2:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wastydkittyn">@wastydkittyn Which part? The thinly veiled criticism of Sweden's supposed "neutrality" during WW2?

@sweden June 15, 2014, 12:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/joefarrar94">@joefarrar94 But tomorrow there'll be a new Sweden and s/he will do a terrific job, I'm sure.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 12:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/layerofrock">@layerofrock I didn't pay any attention to what they wrote, but people kept sending in so I just made it clear.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CaptainRaison">@CaptainRaison We don't really have those.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:58 a.m.

When I said that I will ignore all tweets about which franchise is the best, I meant it.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Hawpus">@Hawpus Though it is doubtlessly an historic event, the importance can be argued. And either way, I am spending the day chilling in the sun.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AlexNapier93">@AlexNapier93 I know! They're all like having the wrong opinions and stuff!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/tguenneugues">@tguenneugues I will not answer because I don't want to get into that discussion. I've been there too many times. ;)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jessovenden">@jessovenden Not at all. But at least people I know tend to talk more about sex than religion.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Hawpus">@Hawpus I am not. And there is a rather low chance that I will tune in later.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jessalyn">@jessalyn McDonald's, Burger King, Max and Sibylla (the last two are Swedish).

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:20 a.m.

(And those who tweet me about which is best now will be ignored.)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

In Sweden it's pretty okay to talk politics, but start discussing what burger franchise is the best and people will get hurt.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 11:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby I was, but not in the plane.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/clairikine">@clairikine http://twitter.com/KymriskaDraken">@KymriskaDraken Ah yes, as made painfully obvious by the results of the election to the European Parliament.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/BF_Giant">@BF_Giant Can't fit it in 140 characters!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

http://twitter.com/clairikine">@clairikine That really depends on the context.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10:17 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ddimitriadis">@ddimitriadis: People in jail per 100k people US 710 Mexico 210 Turkey 179 UK 147 Canada 118 http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden 67 Iceland 47 http://t.co/lfwvDcTZE…">http://t.co/lfwvDcTZE…

@sweden June 15, 2014, 10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/0xtero">@0xtero http://twitter.com/mikko">@mikko Oh my god, NOW it all makes sense. Your references go over my head.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:58 a.m.

Just so you know I'm not quitting just yet. I've still got several more hours of havoc to wreak.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JennBridge">@JennBridge "Something a bit different" is my middle name.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:55 a.m.

We all know I'd just be secretly cheering for Germany.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

.@ningxxu Because I'm neutral? Yeah, cause we all know it went super well the last time Sweden was neutral.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23lifehack">#lifehack Put your finger between the eyes of a friend. Push lightly upwards. They now look really sad and really hilarious.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mullenkedheim">@Mullenkedheim I will as we get closer to the actual end!

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:47 a.m.

.@Chonnymo Yes, this is my one and only achievement.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Chonnymo">@Chonnymo: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden you have been a top-notch http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. ii doubt you'll do much else in life. but this, you did well. Keep in touch.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kattbjornen">@kattbjornen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And nobody cares because they all suck, except, and compared to, Zlatan. And this is true.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Yvstei">@Yvstei Actually not! I like this idea of me being be big twitter rebel. ;) (delusions of grandeur, right here!)

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/SwedeMuses">@SwedeMuses Oh my god, in that time I would kill this account.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:42 a.m.

People want me to tweet about the World Cup, so here goes: The Swedish team isn't even playing.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:39 a.m.

And so begins my last day and all of twitter breathes a collective sigh if relief.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/0xtero">@0xtero http://twitter.com/mikko">@mikko We don't do email. We only take messages in bottles thrown in the sea.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:36 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kyla2984">@kyla2984 Oh god the extra work! Instead of just searching and pressing play, you download from YouTube and put into iTunes. *shudders*

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:34 a.m.

http://twitter.com/intejesper">@intejesper you know, you don't actually have to be English to follow http://twitter.com/england">@england. Oh, and you could watch the games yourself, you know.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 She probably did not actually pay more in taxes than she earned though.

@sweden June 15, 2014, 9:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 No google? :s The thing about the taxes is a bit unclear, but it is based on a satirical text she wrote to get lower taxes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Krasnylips">@Krasnylips haven't heard! Gotta listen to it now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nawal_rain">@Nawal_rain I don't even know where it is. In a forest?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lmashell">@lmashell Yes. She came with the building.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/paola_hardrain">@paola_hardrain A cabin with pretty much only a bed in it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:19 p.m.

Goodnight peeps. Gonna give all my attention to http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/__nana">@__nana most are, at least in the countryside.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian Nah, will have to travel in that case. Which I can't afford.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian I have found a bunch of them second hand in Italy (since they were worn by Americans stations there after WW2.)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:11 p.m.

This is where I'll be sleeping tonight. For real. http://t.co/xnameNbrvC">http://t.co/xnameNbrvC

@sweden June 14, 2014, 10:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 You should google the concept art for their Pippi. It's gorgeous. Best movie is Spirited Away, hands down.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Nozze666">@Nozze666: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It is egg from the common swedish skogsmyran. You don't want to meet that one in a dark ally.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/niamhzie">@niamhzie: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden by wintertime they will have shrank 100000 times smaller, ready to fulfill their duty as hot cocoa marshmallows

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera http://twitter.com/Dernier_Ciel">@Dernier_Ciel Woops, didn't even make that connection at first.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:55 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/BrianPinDC">@BrianPinDC: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Twitter has been used to retrieve far less significant things http://twitter.com/search?q=%23findSwedensJacket">#findSwedensJacket

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ddimitriadis">@ddimitriadis: Female % of national parliaments Rwanda 64% Cuba 49 http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden 45 Germany 37 China 23 US 18 India 11 http://t.co/mKM3eqVjOI">http://t.co/mKM3eqVjOI

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 I've sen it. Studio Ghibli did it after they couldn't get the rights for Pippi Longstockings. Not one of their best, though.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:53 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/imycomic">@imycomic: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden The marshmallow pods are harvested before the first snow every year.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:41 p.m.

Hopefully it's in one of the thousand buses I've taken today.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

It's an American post-WW2 military jacket bought at a second hand store in London. A bit hard to replace.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

Lost my bag. Got my bad bag. Realized I've lost my favorite jacket. How have I even survived this long?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheEliselise">@TheEliselise: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden: When they hatch they will make beautiful crop circles.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Tr1mola">@Tr1mola Leave the house. It is too late to save it. Just run.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:27 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KymriskaDraken">@KymriskaDraken: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I can spot a fellow Whovian a mile off :D

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:26 p.m.

And yes, I have tried filming it for you guys. She wouldn't have it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:26 p.m.

Radio is broken so girlfriend sings. Right now: Elephant Love Medley. (She does both parts.)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KymriskaDraken">@KymriskaDraken And here I have not even told people that I'm a huge Whovian. ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KymriskaDraken">@KymriskaDraken: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Could they be somewhere for Daleks to conceal themselves?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kathygori">@kathygori: http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden they've invaded Sonoma too our fields are full of them. I hear them mating in the night

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

Love the people who are just stonefacedly explaining that they are, in fact, hay bales. You people are heroes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kattbjornen">@kattbjornen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Eggs laid by ostriches from space.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden They’re tractor eggs. Destroy them before they hatch.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden soon they will hatch and a pack of tractors will attack you

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Tr1mola">@Tr1mola: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden They're outside my house as well. I think we may be being invaded http://twitter.com/search?q=%23grabtheshotgun">#grabtheshotgun http://t.co/l3LwNw5zuX">http://t.co/l3LwNw5zuX

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Tr1mola">@Tr1mola We are on the path to a terrific screenplay, I can just feel it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalli">@Kalli unfortunately not, I think.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Britt_W">@Britt_W but then we wouldn't be able to see them and we'd loose them!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:15 p.m.

We do not know what they are, but they seem to roam in packs. http://t.co/qDLSkPtCIO">http://t.co/qDLSkPtCIO

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:07 p.m.

Saw Divergent. And, well, that wasn't a very good movie.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:07 p.m.

Lost my bag, so we went to the movies. The logic is clear. Now we're going home. http://t.co/sbVACSAYXd">http://t.co/sbVACSAYXd

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AnthroRugger">@AnthroRugger I take pride in my achievements, thanks for acknowledging them, sir. Have a terrific day!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 9:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rruizve">@rruizve Chillin' with a brewski, kickin' our feet up. We'll leave the sports stuff to other countries this year.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 8:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/paulnajs">@paulnajs I try not engage strangers in a setting where they are unable to leave if they would like. Common curtesy.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 5:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JRWStormy">@JRWStormy Because people outside of Sweden often have a sub par understanding of Swedish.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/racquetball54">@racquetball54 The most I. P. you have ever seen.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:34 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/paulpogi2">@paulpogi2: Join us at Björns Trägård Kl 15 till 19:00 to help do something for the http://twitter.com/search?q=%23homeless">#homeless http://twitter.com/search?q=%23heml">#hemlös today.You most welcomed http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Begbie4017">@Begbie4017 New person begins Monday!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:27 p.m.

Ps I forgot my bag on the bus. I suck.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:26 p.m.

(Oh and all of you making the "the girl is the ride"-jokes: good for you. Very original. ;))

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rory_christie">@rory_christie Gungbräda (swingboard) so nothing related!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 3:13 p.m.

Will be signing off for a bit now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/psygh">@psygh: I like this week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. Such a dork! ^_^

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat: http://twitter.com/andrewlevine">@andrewlevine http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden and I'm definitely not equating the two. It's a joke. A historical linguistic joke

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat: http://twitter.com/andrewlevine">@andrewlevine http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden yea but they come from the same IE root

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/steviegell">@steviegell I have no problem meeting new people, but it should be on shared terms. And in a place where you can leave if you want.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:55 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/andrewlevine">@andrewlevine: http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Don't make things up. "Science" comes from Latin "scientia", knowledge, which comes from the verb "sci…

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized but I'm off this account tomorrow!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized If it was a place that wasn't a bus, I might've.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:50 p.m.

And now the bus is about to arrive.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:49 p.m.

There is a lot of power dynamics etc in play here. And while I know I'm not really a threat to anyone, I am still a strange dude.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:47 p.m.

Men going up to talk to strange women in random places is something that should generally be avoided.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:46 p.m.

If we should talk about me going up to them more seriously: it really is a bad idea considering the social context.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:44 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden science/shit come from a root meaning to separate. One separates shit from the body. One needs to make distinctions …

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat "I've just gotta go do so science."

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/donafernanda">@donafernanda I'm still a strange man on the bus. ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden super "cool" creep man!! wtf is wrong with u...how many times do we have to go over this!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Sabre0001">@Sabre0001 Kind of rarely. But still!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:40 p.m.

And while we have discussed whether or not I should go up to them, they have long since left the topic. Which would make me a Super Creep.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sarahxgilbert">@sarahxgilbert I think you're allowed to. I mean, the account isn't made for other Swedes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized Cool Creep. Should be my twitter handle.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

.@Shane_Conneely Damnit, you've got me there.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Shane_Conneely">@Shane_Conneely: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I dunno, talking to them is less creepy that tweeting about them behind their backs :/

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

Most of them just said "What's that?" and when I explained said "oh, great" before turning away.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:34 p.m.

When I told my friends I was going to be Sweden I expected like, cheers and applause and shit.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jacobchr">@jacobchr We are lumberjacks and you are basically ninjas.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Capesgo">@Capesgo Seven hours on a bus will do that to ya.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

To all you people urging me to go up and talk to the girls: I do try to keep my creep-factor down as much as possible.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden they derive from distinct words in the earlier Language, roots which came to sound the same later

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden saw (the tool in both Swedish and English) and the verb "to see" (again in both) aren't related

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yolo_goat">@yolo_goat Pretty much what I thought. So just coincidence then?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jacobchr">@jacobchr I love "nedsable"! It's basically "cut down with a saber", right?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji Yes. A strange man filming girls on a bus. That'll end well.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/running_guy12">@running_guy12 No, but I recon they are just brilliant.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/weloveallthat">@weloveallthat http://twitter.com/remco72">@remco72 You have a lot of our words. Window comes from the old Norwegian "Vindöje" or "Wind eye". http://twitter.com/search?q=%23TheMoreYouNerd">#TheMoreYouNerd

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:26 p.m.

Two girls in front of me are discussing twitter. Wanna walk up and go "you know who I am right?" but that would be creepy.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PacketNetworks">@PacketNetworks Even though I don't know what an eeltime is, I like it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/remco72">@remco72: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden in Dutch it's almost the same also. "zaag" and "zag".

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/andreasekstrom">@andreasekstrom That's what I'm saying!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:22 p.m.

It's weird. That's weird. Right?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:22 p.m.

I know words can have the same root, but come on. How would these two things ever be connected?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:21 p.m.

"Saw" means both a tool, and to have seen, in English. "Såg" means the same tool, and to have seen, in Swedish.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:20 p.m.

There is this linguistic mystery I have been pondering for a while, and I'd like to just drop it on y'all.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/martinb9999">@martinb9999 http://twitter.com/CllrNorthice">@CllrNorthice that is more lake-knowledge than I possess.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 2:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dreamwall">@dreamwall Then just use google ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/gargreguan">@gargreguan Holy fuck get me off this planet.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dreamwall">@dreamwall Oh sir, you will just have to use your imagination for that one.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret I really don't see the point of that. So: dicking around it is.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret Gonna put that on my resumé. "Had http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden. Dicked around and posted pictures of drink Swedes."

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret Though I don't believe "feminism is good" and "socialism is bad" comes from the same people in most cases ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski It has a bed and a kitchen, so yes, I guess.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret Twitter is honestly not the best forum to discuss politics. Especially with an audience that don't know Swedish government.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:52 p.m.

Oh my god, elephants are insects. RT http://twitter.com/safzoro">@safzoro: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And the trunk makes six then.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe Being 13 tends to help with most jokes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SussanSays">@SussanSays I will tell no one. Ever. Except maybe some people. Some times.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret I can enjoy a dose of politics, but I don't think I could've handled it with this amount of followers.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23DidYouKnow">#DidYouKnow elephants can use their penis as a fifth leg? Did you also know that this isn't even a lie?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe Ah. Well. I don't really know how to react to that joke.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski Oh my god my girlfriend will kill me for not knowing. She knows everything about VW buses. I'll try to remember to find out.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/longjohnhill">@longjohnhill You have very low expectations of people. Or maybe that's something people do a lot?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/svje">@svje I know! Otherwise I would do the town!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SussanSays">@SussanSays It is? When? All the time? Because that might be something you should get checked out.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/_shishimaru_">@_shishimaru_ They have not been taught in The Ancient Way of The Tweet.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret Maybe it's the nonsensical content?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dwianggoroo">@dwianggoroo It's Jönköping, but that's OK! I got offered tickets actually, but had other plans.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe Huh. I feel like I should get it then. Is it about the "pink" which can also mean "pee"?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/NathanBoytuh">@NathanBoytuh I don't even know anymore. It's just confusion.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dreamwall">@dreamwall Which part? Thus bus or the other part?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/UkuleleKris">@UkuleleKris Here they usually work. And mine just jumped into action, thankfully.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SussanSays">@SussanSays It's worked for me so far!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:33 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/DatIbby">@DatIbby: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden how dare you use twitter for it's intended purpose, you sick monster

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/longjohnhill">@longjohnhill I do! I was not considering just peeing in a corner.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:16 p.m.

Yes, my girlfriend has a VW Bus. She is that cool.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:16 p.m.

Because that's when my girlfriend picks me up in her VW Bus and we go do stuff I won't tweet about.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

Or those of you bothered by my high frequency of tweeting, rest assured it will go down later this afternoon.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/CllrNorthice">@CllrNorthice: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Vättern is also the world's largest body of potable water. At least, I hope it is given the times I've camped by …

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23DidYouKnow">#DidYouKnow that the beaches of Vättern is known as The Swedish Riviera? Did you also know that was a lie?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:10 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/malincw">@malincw: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It is! Vänern, Vättern, Mälaren, Hjälmaren...

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LajkABaws">@LajkABaws Well, going by where I live it is unlikely I will have any other kind.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:09 p.m.

It has been confirmed that Vättern indeed is Sweden's second largest lake. Having been right about that I will now assume I know everything.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:07 p.m.

I have to pee. But I hate peeing on buses. Also the onboard wifi is not working. This is just not my day.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/burgotastic">@burgotastic it's not lying, it's creative guessing.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Jovianshadow">@Jovianshadow Well it does meet all requirements: 1. It is a body of water 2. No there was just that first one.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe I don't get it? Am I dumb?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:03 p.m.

At least I think it is Sweden's second largest. Don't quote me on that.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 1:02 p.m.

Google Maps informs me that this is Vättern, Sweden's second largest lake.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe Huh! Puss in Swedish means kiss. Kiss in Swedish means pee.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ThisOneNerd">@ThisOneNerd It means pee. I don't know if that's logical.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/agaboury">@agaboury I would have loved to see the branch of evolution who failed at this.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ThisOneNerd">@ThisOneNerd they certainly do. As does kiss.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/agaboury">@agaboury I'm think like blowback from popping one breaks your neck?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

You get zits and then you die.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

That's just a fact of life.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:15 p.m.

You just keep getting zits on and off for the rest of your life.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

When you are a teen you think that when you stop being a teen you're gonna stop having zits. Forever. But that doesn't happen.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:13 p.m.

A bus is called a buss in Sweden. And they're pretty much pronounced the same. Annoying.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It's 'bus' - not being an arse, just trying to help! :P

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/bananders">@bananders: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Especially if you are the driver.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/profswaz">@profswaz It's kind of a beautiful thought. Tragic, but beautiful.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe I could not have said it better myself.

@sweden June 14, 2014, noon

http://twitter.com/profswaz">@profswaz I have taught you thing? Well sir, I assure you that was entirely accidental.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/CaptainRaison">@CaptainRaison Modern industrial design at its very best.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/CaptainRaison">@CaptainRaison No, we are standing still. That is just what his car looks like.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe This are things i don't even think about. Sometimes the world (or more correctly the people) just suck.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Dernier_Ciel">@Dernier_Ciel No, it's just not very ergonomic. Stuff hurts.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Dodslaw">@Dodslaw http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland pretty much. I'm not wearing a shirt or shoes.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:15 a.m.

Trying to show y'all some Swedish nature, and then this dude. http://t.co/FiJLCyxVAk">http://t.co/FiJLCyxVAk

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Dodslaw">@Dodslaw http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland You don't apply, you get nominated. ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:11 a.m.

http://twitter.com/artbyailbhe">@artbyailbhe I have no idea, actually. About the same as men? I guess there might be a greater fear if harassment though.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:09 a.m.

Right now my neck sucks at being a neck.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:07 a.m.

Sleeping on a bus is a slice of heaven. Waking up is hell.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MrPSB">@MrPSB Ha! That'd be just what they deserve actually.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/maqusan">@maqusan Sorry, won't be entering DeamHack.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/fremdis">@fremdis This is weird and fascinating.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:04 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Shiny_KM">@Shiny_KM: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden They let people with MacBooks ride the bus!? Ew. What happened to civilisation!? xD

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Babhdan">@Babhdan Not really, sorry. Haven't seen the remake, but the Swedish one is quite the bore in my opinion.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 11:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/DreamHack">@DreamHack I would, but gotta grab another bus as soon as I arrive!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 8 a.m.

I can see them looking at my MacBook with disdain.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 7:57 a.m.

Apparently I am sharing a bus with all the DreamHack people.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 7:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/BF_Giant">@BF_Giant Sorry, no interest at all.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 7:31 a.m.

Remember when I said I wasn't hungover? Yeah, scratch that.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:54 a.m.

http://twitter.com/DRIMACHUCK">@DRIMACHUCK Not what I was saying, just saying it was thoughts.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/knadean">@knadean Yeah, but I mostly sleep anyway. I'm just up to catch a train.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:48 a.m.

Discussing mental health and neutral pronouns do no count as thoughts. Thoughts are about weather and stuff. That is the rule.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:47 a.m.

http://twitter.com/knadean">@knadean Early bird catches the worm, right?

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:46 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/FoamyMultiverse">@FoamyMultiverse: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Next Swede, please. Or Norwegian. Anyone. A Glaswegian will suffice. Someone with thoughts.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:46 a.m.

.@FoamyMultiverse I have thoughts. I think. I am thinking right now.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/tony_f70">@tony_f70 I love how in this scenario Louis CK is Jesus.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:29 a.m.

And I'm not even than hung over. Score!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:28 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sebastianruholl">@sebastianruholl Very unclear. If so it's a version that's a lot dirtier.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/fictionalorange">@fictionalorange Then I have succeeded in fooling you, human.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:18 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/blueproto">@blueproto: Hate to say it, but this week's http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden is utterly obnoxious and uninspiring. "Unemployed journalist" and "failed writer" in…

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:17 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/GodiePeCo">@GodiePeCo: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it's Guardians of the Galaxy!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/zrahul2020">@zrahul2020 Some of column a, some of column b.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 6:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/CaptainRaison">@CaptainRaison Nah, I'm just two weeks worth of terrible.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/perdurera">@perdurera you can keep following me at http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0 ;)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/vickeleaks">@vickeleaks it was my brother taking studenten, I graduated from university a week ago. But thanks anyway!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:50 a.m.

Just downed a handful of aspirin. Now: sleep. See you tomorrow, internet folk.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:47 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sinustakykard">@sinustakykard That us undeniably true. That is the reason I'm here: to take the train.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:46 a.m.

http://twitter.com/7amanito">@7amanito Of course it is, but supporting the World Cup is supporting FIFA. Hard to avoid though. (If you are interested.)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:44 a.m.

http://twitter.com/perdurera">@perdurera Some do, but I don't. Because it is terrible.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/7amanito">@7amanito not interested. And FIFA is evil. (Google FIFA + John Oliver to see why)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:37 a.m.

I don't want to beef with http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland. They've gotten the short end of the stick for too many years. Damn British!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/PacketNetworks">@PacketNetworks Sorry to disappoint(?)

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:34 a.m.

http://twitter.com/patodonn">@patodonn It might've been closed then, but Eslöv is never open.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/doortje">@doortje that's what I was going for.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:32 a.m.

And in the trailer for Guardians of the Universe.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:32 a.m.

The radio is playing a song by Björn Skifs, the dude who did the version of "Hooked on a Feeling" that's in Reservoir Dogs.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:27 a.m.

Now I am in Eslöv, dubbed "the most boring town in Sweden". http://t.co/ywYrQXDYKK">http://t.co/ywYrQXDYKK

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:26 a.m.

http://twitter.com/5gatos">@5gatos Thanks! I wanted to do my thing, and I've enjoyed doing it.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly if you are ever in Sweden!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland http://twitter.com/coffeemort">@coffeemort Historically correct, schmischtorically schorrect, what's important is how it feels. And it feels like we are better.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/DPontes_">@DPontes_ I won't! Hoping to loose all 69 000 by Sunday!

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/jbergmanhstd">@jbergmanhstd ...ask what you could fuck up for your country.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Capesgo">@Capesgo iIf you can't handle annoying, no.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera Oh I am. And if you came to one of my parties the decadence would make you run screaming from the scene.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RonanNoodles">@RonanNoodles I have that effect on people.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/DrNeckbeard">@DrNeckbeard of course. If I followed my followers, we'd just be going in circles.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:12 a.m.

According to some tweeters I am "quite annoying". You should meet me in person.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:09 a.m.

I have officially lost more than 100 followers. And it doesn't even bother me anymore.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland Oh, no need to plot for that, that'll happen anyways.

@sweden June 14, 2014, 12:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/3fecta">@3fecta http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland That would've been a great burn, if I cared for sports at all. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ruthsays_">@ruthsays_ http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland Either I suck or they do. It's up for interpretation.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:56 p.m.

Apparently http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland wants to tweet more than me. Seeing as I've lost like a 100 followers by tweeting to much I say: bring it, bitch.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland as soon as I stop, I stop caring. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland ha! You don't have a chance! Not while I run this account!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PaTitsky">@PaTitsky I will probably start tweeting a bit in English bow, with all the new followers!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:46 p.m.

That last tweet was really fucking boring. Just a bunch of information.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:45 p.m.

Leaving the party now. Going with my grandparents because I need to take the train early tomorrow.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rinkosparrow">@rinkosparrow they know, they just don't know what twitter is. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/fintling">@fintling you are corrrrrrrrrect sir.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ADHDSverige">@ADHDSverige they do. Only they don't know what twitter is.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

This is the most correct representation of Sweden you have ever seen. https://t.co/GYm6cOCgPJ">https://t.co/GYm6cOCgPJ

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:20 p.m.

If I die tonight, tell my story.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:17 p.m.

Some more song. Of course it was homophobic/sexist. https://t.co/b8OlZp4wLM">https://t.co/b8OlZp4wLM

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/UkuleleKris">@UkuleleKris actually, sausages were served.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:08 p.m.

The stupidity has reached critical mass.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:06 p.m.

Homophobia party oh yes fun great happy happy kill me.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

This dude looks like he should be hosting Survivor. http://t.co/iLhjwdMFG4">http://t.co/iLhjwdMFG4

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized Yes. I am the boy who lived.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/1NiDz1">@1NiDz1 Still going on and will go on past when I leave. But I'm ok.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AlbinLilja">@AlbinLilja http://twitter.com/LimeadeYouth">@LimeadeYouth You are so very right. But this book does, of course, not account for that. Since it is horrible.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/menehunemedia">@menehunemedia I'm kind of drunk right now, but I don't think the curators want me back. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

They are now singing a song about a man with a large penis. I don't even...

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BigTuna_ashton">@BigTuna_ashton burn! I guess? I don't know hockey at all.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/actofgoat">@actofgoat But iTunes is horrible?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kattbjornen">@kattbjornen It's the new thing with my brother. And he is not something to take after.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:59 p.m.

They're trying to get me to do shots. I don't do shots.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:53 p.m.

I feel like Jane Goodall trying to fit in with the gorillas.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rinkosparrow">@rinkosparrow in small towns, unfortunately yes. But in bigger cities not so much.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 it's my brother's friend. While I mainly have women friends, he mainly has guy friends. Bet there are at least two girls.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret yes, I've used my schools professional radio equipment, and I lack the ability to appreciate the difference.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:37 p.m.

My brother has a personalized message on the back of his student cap. "Dare to swine". It's not hard to be the good son.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret it's both. I don't have the ear to appreciate the difference. And I've used good equipment.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elnoidelbarret">@elnoidelbarret It's "humor" based on stereotypes.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Duckslipper">@Duckslipper this wasn't from the university, but from friends of the family. All I got from the university was a pin.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret I respect that. I don't have the ear for it, but I respect those who do.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera Pretty much, but with more "humor".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/LimeadeYouth">@LimeadeYouth: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I think only one of them has a penis; you may want to check the book to be sure.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Toby_Hancock">@Toby_Hancock I know how you're feeling.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby It happens. My dad never says the right name to me and my brother.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:22 p.m.

Oh, and I got a book about the differences between men an women as a present for my graduation from university last week. They sure know me.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 Nope, I'm filming it. And also not singing.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:20 p.m.

Small town mentality.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:20 p.m.

Love how the sexism/homophobia/racism is flowing across the table. And by love I mean I feel a bit nauseous.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret they are, but that is kind of a small portion of all the music I listen to.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret I knew it was, but that's just annoyingly pretentious.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 8 p.m.

Lecturing people on not using homosexuality derogatory. It's not going over well.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikytricolor">@Mikytricolor Working on it. (Yes there's a peanut in the glass.) http://t.co/b4pgPXBsRh">http://t.co/b4pgPXBsRh

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret Obscure isn't the same as old. ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:56 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Shiny_KM">@Shiny_KM: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden That looks like a PANE in the GLASS.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Shiny_KM">@Shiny_KM I don't even know how to handle that. It's funny but also I'm sad.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nsfinch">@nsfinch I do have two days to go! But after that it's http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret I have pretty obscure tastes and most of them don't exist on cd.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:44 p.m.

This guy has apparently been in a fight with a window. The window won. http://t.co/JexTrMKSPq">http://t.co/JexTrMKSPq

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:37 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Coala_Sthlm">@Coala_Sthlm: Help http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden! Looking for a partner for my dog. Ruskij toy. Male. Super cute. Maybe in swe/neighboring countries? http://t…

@sweden June 13, 2014, 7:31 p.m.

For some reason I seem to be the most sober person in the room. It is an unpleasant experience.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wigglebury">@wigglebury now I'm all self conscious! But I'll try, for you. My adoring fans.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RaniBeaton">@RaniBeaton I don't see the difference. *eye turns red*

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bartcoelus">@bartcoelus I of course mean some!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:36 p.m.

Gotta charge my phone, but I'll be back.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/grainreader">@grainreader nope, Mariestad actually.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/aerynsunx">@aerynsunx not that I am aware of, but I have a lot of questions about my childhood.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ClicheKitten">@ClicheKitten: there's an attractive person running the http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden blog, omg

@sweden June 13, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bartcoelus">@bartcoelus actually Swedish this time, but we do drink a bit of Belgian beer.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized God. Not a big statement maybe, but I HATE goddamned neonazis.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/laura193laura">@laura193laura I think it's mostly celebration now. And we begin the day with Champagne breakfast.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized Had no idea. Good to know so I don't get beat up when there.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 5 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OlivierHuard">@OlivierHuard It's the Swedish way.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized Yeah, makes sense. You have sand, we have mud. Tons and tons of mud.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kattbjornen">@kattbjornen Oh my god! I didn't even see it! I just thought "blond as blond"!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized but still! Better to just take them off.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/laura193laura">@laura193laura It' kind of the point, isn't it? ;)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:52 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/carlsson_daniel">@carlsson_daniel: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Bottoms up and the rest in the hair.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized I don't get how other people don't do this! Why do you want dirt inside?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:43 p.m.

You can call Swedish graduation a lot of things. "Dignified" is not one of them.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/laura193laura">@laura193laura It differs from person to person and situation to situation. These did not at this time, obviously.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

Yes. This is what they sound like. All. The. Time. https://t.co/levNb8zL1A">https://t.co/levNb8zL1A

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/DanielEmilson">@DanielEmilson: . http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Yes. It's how we calm them down and make them more relaxed before the farmer takes them to the slaughter house.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:34 p.m.

Swedish traditions yo.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:33 p.m.

Now they're gonna get dragged around town behind a tractor, dancing, screaming and drinking. http://t.co/6lDWa5h3F8">http://t.co/6lDWa5h3F8

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ElinTernander">@ElinTernander not at all! Worlds apart!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gnillla">@Gnillla pinstriped black, white shirt. But the choice has been made.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4:22 p.m.

And so, he emerges. Being super annoying for the sake of being annoying. https://t.co/cnMQTCyEh6">https://t.co/cnMQTCyEh6

@sweden June 13, 2014, 4 p.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly "sorry bro, but you're out of the family."

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/itsok2bdumbntwr">@itsok2bdumbntwr Yup, grandpa smokes a pipe. Like a fisherman.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KristoferA">@KristoferA We are really a family of secret agents.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:47 p.m.

Turns out bro won't be out for 30 minutes. No respect for others.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:44 p.m.

Dude's making a speech. Or something. Maybe just giving information. Can't really hear. http://t.co/E3BYqXZ27F">http://t.co/E3BYqXZ27F

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JuanoAbarca">@JuanoAbarca thanks, feels good to hear!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:42 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/crossland68">@crossland68: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I've seen cheerier faces on Hugo Weaving in "The Matrix"!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:40 p.m.

Parents and grandparents on mom's side. They're all super excited, as you can see from the picture. http://t.co/j8bPLdh3OO">http://t.co/j8bPLdh3OO

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:37 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MirreMilou">@MirreMilou: http://twitter.com/nksvd">@nksvd http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden they rejected this one only because it's two girls making out. There's a lot more extreme ones on Spotify.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MirreMilou">@MirreMilou http://twitter.com/nksvd">@nksvd Damn, they're homophobes? Geez.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis it's about the same here then.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis that depends on the person. I need percentage to know. And yeah, we "have" like 40% beer, I mean it exists.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret You only buy physical copies? That sounds extremely unpractical. And I don't think CDs will get valuable either. Maybe LP.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis How strong? I see no point in having a strong beer for the sake of being strong. Doesn't help the taste.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret But I don't care about owning, and mp3-files won't accrue any value. I want to stream everything.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis I know there are different beers (and we have good ones, this is Europe), I meant alcohol percentage.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret If you pay there's no commercials, if you download lists the quality is better and owning is overrated.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret that works. But Spotify is easier. And I love easier.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/locust9">@locust9 http://twitter.com/nijinskaja">@nijinskaja All words are made up! And this is a great one!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret But how do you get new music?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EdithBeckman">@EdithBeckman I have ones I tie myself, but I don't think the difference is that big, actually.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis beer is beer you know. But in regular stores they only sell low/non alcoholic.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis Most alcohol is important and we don't water them down. But I don't know how much liquor you put in drinks.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/nijinskaja">@nijinskaja: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Could we please start a petition to make swedish cafées start selling fnörvelhoks?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 3:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LederhosenLife">@LederhosenLife I do believe that the Spotify-model can work. But maybe music is going the way of books, where very few make real money.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GnaedigesFrl">@GnaedigesFrl That's the part many have problem with. "When would gender not be relevant?!?" It's so ingrained, sadly. (Says the cis man ;))

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LederhosenLife">@LederhosenLife yes, twice as much per song played.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis Yeah, luckily that's not a problem any more.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis I think it'll work in my favor in the long run.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mould2k">@mould2k it's what the people wanted.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:30 p.m.

The suit might be conformist but I keep my punk side alive with a pair of Doc Martens.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland I did not know that was a thing even.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mrbarrington">@mrbarrington I have really no idea!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mrbarrington">@mrbarrington My dad actually worked for the company that makes them, and he told me it was a trade secret, known only by a select few.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:16 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/joefarrar94">@joefarrar94: will joe ever get out of bed: a documentary

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:01 p.m.

.@EmmaHellmark Blasphemy! Isn't twitter supposed to stop these kinds of tweets?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 2:01 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I just found out that in my family a fnörvelhok is called a "sotarmacka" (chimney sweeper sandwich)

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:50 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jah_shwa">@jah_shwa: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden You'll be known as the father of the fnörvelhok, just as famous as Ines Winbladh (smörgåstårta) and Gunnar Semla (fas…

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:48 p.m.

One fnörvelhok, many fnörvelhöcker. http://twitter.com/jah_shwa">@jah_shwa knows the ropes.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jah_shwa">@jah_shwa I love the pluralization of it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GodiePeCo">@GodiePeCo I can see why people would feel that way, but I love the cloud. Like a lot.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/IdaundderGraf">@IdaundderGraf And saying something is bad without offering alternatives is... kind of dick move.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/IdaundderGraf">@IdaundderGraf I very much have the intention of making people's lives betters. Hence I bring up questions like psychological illness.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/IdaundderGraf">@IdaundderGraf Sorry, misread. Well, I then thank you for your opinion, it did nothing to make my life better in any way.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/IdaundderGraf">@IdaundderGraf So, give options then?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:18 p.m.

So I got 20 for the top one, 11 for the bottom and 2 for "they are both horrible".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/IdaundderGraf">@IdaundderGraf Okay, what would you like? All black? All red?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ruthsays_">@ruthsays_ Some kind of computer thingie, building computers and programing.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/petjamwil">@petjamwil My brothers graduating, So it's a big family celebration.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ruthsays_">@ruthsays_ My lil' brother is graduating.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:56 p.m.

I've narrowed it down to these two. Twitter, choose! http://t.co/4lGwHWOPBZ">http://t.co/4lGwHWOPBZ

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/petjamwil">@petjamwil Modesty is for people not on twitter.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/maqusan">@maqusan Nah, it's not uncomfortable, just less comfortable than in my hippie dreamcoat.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:51 p.m.

I will be gorgeous though.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:51 p.m.

My god, soon I'll have to put on a suit which is markedly less comfortable than what I'm currently wearing.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheRealPWB">@TheRealPWB Nah, twitter just caved and will start screening Pakistani tweets for "blasphemy". http://t.co/2FM6A9qBAh">http://t.co/2FM6A9qBAh

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:36 p.m.

Don't... Don't do that. It sucks and makes me not what to be friends with you anymore.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:35 p.m.

Come on twitter, be cool dude.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:35 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/danieldennett">@danieldennett: Twitter has caved in, will screen "blasphemous tweets" in Pakistan. I'm ashamed to be using it. http://t.co/nmEcnBPJRZ'…">http://t.co/nmEcnBPJRZ'…

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:28 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Chonnymo">@Chonnymo: is that a shotgun in your pants or are you just happy to omg someone call 911

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GodiePeCo">@GodiePeCo Ugh, I can't stand iTunes. The entire software is all backwards.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:22 p.m.

HA! RT http://twitter.com/dailydot">@dailydot: Aaron Paul is accidentally turning on Xbox consoles around the world http://t.co/BA0YXtdMSD">http://t.co/BA0YXtdMSD http://t.co/BA0YXtdMSD">http://t.co/BA0YXtdMSD

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:20 p.m.

Someone wanted me to post a link to the pod I recorded Wednesday. It's 3h long and all in Swedish, but here it is. http://t.co/wz2aVYvaRO">http://t.co/wz2aVYvaRO

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JensJohann">@JensJohann My girlfriend has that. I't great. Too bad she lives half the country away.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus And you congratulate your brother from The Country of Sweden.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus I will! And I can already tell you his response: "Uh? Yeah, sure."

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JensJohann">@JensJohann Ugh. I mean, this is my parent's place and I really want to live in more of a city, but that sounds crowded.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JensJohann">@JensJohann We live in the countryside. Space everywhere.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:04 p.m.

This is mine from when I graduated. Yup, I was a handsome bastard even then. http://t.co/wSnFXbMjWt">http://t.co/wSnFXbMjWt

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:03 p.m.

You can't even tell what an annoying sod he is going to grow up to be.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:03 p.m.

During graduation everyone gets a sign with their name and a photo from their childhood. This is my brothers. http://t.co/1BWiqUnZ8P">http://t.co/1BWiqUnZ8P

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:01 p.m.

This is where we are going to hold the graduation party tonight. It's alarmingly Swedish. http://t.co/n1CGWbYa2Y">http://t.co/n1CGWbYa2Y

@sweden June 13, 2014, noon

RT http://twitter.com/StefanA1975">@StefanA1975: http://twitter.com/maurbyrnemusic">@maurbyrnemusic http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Eventually, competition from other services will increase payments to artists. U let the best-payi…

@sweden June 13, 2014, noon

http://twitter.com/VictorStrmgren">@VictorStrmgren I am a bit older than my profile pic. But old? That's harsh.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nksvd">@nksvd http://twitter.com/CupidKidz">@CupidKidz Shit (pun intended). That wasn't that bad, was it?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:53 a.m.

This is my "I don't give a shit"-outfit. For when I don't give a shit. http://t.co/KNWMV98Hpy">http://t.co/KNWMV98Hpy

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Rav_Bunneh">@Rav_Bunneh I'll put in a good word.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LederhosenLife">@LederhosenLife I've heard that Apple buying Beats Music might result in a contender that pays twice as much as Spotify. So that's good.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LederhosenLife">@LederhosenLife I do realize spotify pays pretty crappily, but it did kill a lot of pirating at least. Hopefully they'll start paying more.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nksvd">@nksvd http://twitter.com/CupidKidz">@CupidKidz Really? What was on it? 'Cause they let this one through (NSFW) http://t.co/UCjyFSEvqD">http://t.co/UCjyFSEvqD

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:46 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AxelRantila">@AxelRantila I think Apple buying Beats Music may result in a really powerful contender too.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nksvd">@nksvd It really isn't that regulated though. Most anything can get in. But I get your point.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/maurbyrnemusic">@maurbyrnemusic: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden maybe you could encourage people to Spotify them pay artists like me more!!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ParkerRuther4d">@ParkerRuther4d I actually believe you!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AxelRantila">@AxelRantila Ah, I was scared away by my experience of being an early adopter on Google Plus.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis http://twitter.com/hejsonja">@hejsonja I really don't know if that's true or not, to be honest.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/andrewhennigan">@andrewhennigan I'm surprised how bad it is. I mean, if it's one thing Apple knows is interface, right?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AwfulHorse">@AwfulHorse Kind of. You eat it mostly with potatoes from last night's dinner.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:28 a.m.

Just, you know, get it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:28 a.m.

To clarify: I am not an official spokesperson for Spotify and I am not trying to urge you to get it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/d0tski">@d0tski A bad internet connection makes me cry.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis http://twitter.com/hejsonja">@hejsonja Yeah, I don't know why that is. Maybe it's because it's so cold we have nothing better to do than sit inside and invent

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:26 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AwfulHorse">@AwfulHorse Nah, just slice 'em, and maybe some mayo and salt.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lightgrenade">@lightgrenade I mean, there's always a punk scene, but it's nowhere near as big. But then again, I'm not an expert on the genre.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/andrewhennigan">@andrewhennigan Don't know for other Swedes though.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/andrewhennigan">@andrewhennigan I HATE iTunes. Every time I have to start that train wreck of a program I cry a little.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera It will save money, but it is a very small amount.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AwfulHorse">@AwfulHorse It's a sandwich with boiled, cold potatoes on.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/lightgrenade">@lightgrenade Hard. Right now I listen a lot to Childish Gambino. All time it might be Cake. Then there's bob hund and Babian, ofc.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:22 a.m.

.@Harry_Styles Welcome to Sweden! I will be your official guide of the country this weekend. Sit back, relax and have a Fnörvelhok.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nksvd">@nksvd I have friends not more commercial than people on soundcloud who are on spotify. It hasn't changed their music.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/belola">@belola It was. Then I also got a friend who has a crazy music interest and constantly finds new thing, which helped.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis http://twitter.com/hejsonja">@hejsonja It was invented by Swedes. Just like Skype. We down with technology yo.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera I have autopayment every month. I don't even think about it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/tvuger">@tvuger http://twitter.com/Nordic_Meerkat">@Nordic_Meerkat Yeah, I've heard. Hate when that happens.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/belola">@belola I don't know. One day I just completely emptied my HDD and went exclusively to spotify.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RobinDraaijer">@RobinDraaijer So like 99 kronor a month for unlimited music is kind of great.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/hermanlilleng">@hermanlilleng Just... just horrible. I feel you.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/HagmanNZ">@HagmanNZ http://twitter.com/PandoraNZ">@PandoraNZ Ah, spotify has that function too.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera People are starting too. I mean, I couldn't survive without it. But people are/have been hesitant.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Laika_one">@Laika_one Spotify does have the function to save lists offline!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis I like having (almost) all of my music in the same place. Not having to switch.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/hejsonja">@hejsonja Not really. We think it bigger because it is Swedish and because it is a phenomenon. But outside of Sweden it's not that big.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:12 a.m.

I am constantly surprised when there's a party at a friends house and they don't have spotify.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:12 a.m.

In Sweden people (including me) tend to think of Spotify as just a natural part of life. Like it's something most people have.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nksvd">@nksvd "Real artists"? I mean, I like independent artists as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean other artists are "fake".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/CKapaun">@CKapaun That's true, but I think Spotify stopped a lot of pirating at least. Hoping they'll fix the payment too.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RobinDraaijer">@RobinDraaijer To buy enough CDs to cover my music consumption would kill my economy.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/the_N0">@the_N0 That is a good solution.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/belola">@belola I stopped having music on the hard drive a long time ago, it was such a relief. And I am constantly finding new music.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis You have access to at least most music instantly, you can easily build and share playlists etc. What do you use?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/merisamartinez">@merisamartinez We use it for hot water for showers etc. Summertime we mostly use solar power, but it doesn't cover it all.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:03 a.m.

Turns out not everyone has Spotify. How do you even survive?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland It's so integrated here I don't even think about it, sorry.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 11:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/merisamartinez">@merisamartinez We do have electrical heating and solar panels. But the panels don't work all the time and wood is cheaper than electricity.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/merisamartinez">@merisamartinez My god. Such horror. But yeah, it happens a lot here too, but I am not used to it having lived in an apartment for 3 years.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 10:01 a.m.

Now I am going to go haul some firewood, because apparently I am a 19th century peasant.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:59 a.m.

.@HarleenQuinzell I love that! The president didn't want to come so she substituted herself with dead birds thinking they'd do a better job.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:58 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/HarleenQuinzell">@HarleenQuinzell: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden they were substitutes for the president because she was afraid of being booed. well, she would be.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

http://twitter.com/boniruth">@boniruth Brilliant metaphor, right?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/BordeKock">@BordeKock I'll fake left and go right, that way they'll never catch me.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:51 a.m.

During the word cup they apparently released "peace doves". The doves then died trying to leave the arena. Well isn't that fitting as hell.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/BordeKock">@BordeKock I have pitched the idea, but unfortunately it got shot down.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

Just realized I misspelled the tweet about terrible tweets. Well, at least I'm living up to it.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:44 a.m.

Damnit, I forgot the hashtag. Oh well.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:43 a.m.

Had I written that line I could die happy.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:43 a.m.

This song starts with the line "We have tinnitus in our hearts" (it sounds better in Swedish) http://t.co/yc687wCvWT">http://t.co/yc687wCvWT

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:29 a.m.

Today the hashtag http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FriWorldWide">#FriWorldWide is used by people all around the world to discuss music. Get in there and assert your musical superiority.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:28 a.m.

Sup world, this is Sweden, here with mot Terrible Tweets™ for y'all.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EdithBeckman">@EdithBeckman Pretty much only when discussing gender inequality. Otherwise, not often.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 9:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/afshimono">@afshimono Once you know, you can never un-know, and the world is forever a darker place.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/councetx">@councetx Yeah, but... I'm a bit mainer that most.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey It is on the webpage ( http://t.co/eYVMRPSQyJ">http://t.co/eYVMRPSQyJ ) if you press "read more"!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey Pretty much every personality trait we call "masculine" or "feminine".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey We can continue another time, I am close to passing out myself!

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey Most characteristics that we associate with gender has nothing to do with biology.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:54 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey I realize in some cases it is important. Like when talking about gender inequality. But most often it really isn't.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey This is a "chicken and egg"-situation. Must we define gender because gender defines, or does gender define because we define it?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:47 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky Yes, but why must we separate individuals into groups of gender? Is gender a huge defining characteristic?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky But assigning gender has only one function: to make a distinction. Why else would it be important?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:42 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky But there is an extreme focus. Our entire culture is extremely hung up on men and women and their differences.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky No need to erase. Just no need to put this extreme focus on it that we do today.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky Most of the time when we do it, it is really about as relevant as their length, and we don't specify that.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky Not if they don't want to, but why is it so important to always specify gender?

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky Yes, I agree, wasn't meant a critique, just information! Sorry if it sounded harsh.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:34 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky Why? I use it for people who don't identify as either he or she, and when gender is irrelevant.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey We can't use "they" the way you can.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey "Hen" in Swedish was created because there was a need, and not time to wait for one to "evolve naturally".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey "They" works. I'd say that is the best alternative.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky All words are created. They do not magically appear.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:28 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky It works fine in some cases. But its not an interchangeable alternative to he/she, which might be needed.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky "One" does not do that.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky I'm not making it versus that, I'm just saying we might need a real, specific gender neutral pronoun. that 100% replaces he/she.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:26 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey Yes, and I wanted the alternative, but you kept bringing it back to "one".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nanpansky">@nanpansky No, and that's why you need a gender-neutral word that works in all situations.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey No, that specific case, no. But I just meant it to show it does not 100% work as a replacement.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey You say "I saw a man. He was walking." not "I saw a man. The man was walking".

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/CasiWyn">@CasiWyn http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus But it is. Of course it is. For the language to flow naturally.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/CasiWyn">@CasiWyn http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus It's unspecific, but I can't help but feel it doesn't work as well as a pronoun.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/CasiWyn">@CasiWyn http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus Instead of "have you seen that person" I want to be able to say "have you seen him/her" and one feels off

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/CasiWyn">@CasiWyn http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus Okay, sure. That does work. But I still feel like it is a flawed word.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/councetx">@councetx Oh, I'm the main event baby.

@sweden June 13, 2014, 12:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/CasiWyn">@CasiWyn http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus Yes, I realize that, but it doesn't work in all cases. Another example: "I saw her" "I saw one".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rinkosparrow">@rinkosparrow I'll probably start tweeting a bit in English after this!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/CasiWyn">@CasiWyn http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus Nah, "he is walking down the street" and "one is walking down the street" have quite different meanings.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:30 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/leerichardson">@leerichardson: A tweet of mine got favourited by http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden so I'm just closing my Twitter account down now. Then going to Sweden.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Dani_B">@Dani_B: Hey! Twitter! Shhhhhh. It's all over now. My favourite http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden so far has favourited one of MY tweets. *drops mic*

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:07 p.m.

That goldfish is not pleased with the situation.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:07 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/YoufeckingIdiot">@YoufeckingIdiot: Probably the only picture you will ever see, of a Frog tea bagging a Goldfish http://t.co/Hj1Jl1UDMt">http://t.co/Hj1Jl1UDMt

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dani_B">@Dani_B I know they are displease since I see the amount of followers declining (rapidly) but I see how they might want to make sure.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/JoeMarmalade">@JoeMarmalade: I've got 9999999999999 problems and they all relate to me being a bitter disappointment.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/twerkduck">@twerkduck: dad, I think I'm g- *dad slams his fist* NO SON OF MINE IS GA- going to prom oh good I thought you were going to say you …

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:01 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/kiwiiiduck">@kiwiiiduck: changed "analogy" to autocorrect to "anal orgy" in my mom's phone and asked for her opinion on a paper i'm writing http://t…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 Sure, it's better than many other countries.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RickardVargon">@RickardVargon But I know what you mean.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RickardVargon">@RickardVargon *Most are given a physical gender at birth. But just in London it is calculated about 10 000 i intergender at birth.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Jjst9">@Jjst9 http://twitter.com/RickardVargon">@RickardVargon It's important not to see trans* as a homogenous group.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Jjst9">@Jjst9 http://twitter.com/RickardVargon">@RickardVargon Of course, I didn't mean everyone is confused about it. Some are, some aren't.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10 p.m.

Midnight sun. That is some fairytale shit right there.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/andreasviklund">@andreasviklund: The beauty of the midnight sun, visible in northern Sweden at this time of the year... http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/SwedishLapland">@SwedishLapland http://t…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:59 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ejje">@ejje: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden kids at school (11y) use "hen" without even thinking whenever we talk/write about someone who's gender is unknown or irre…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland http://twitter.com/WeAreHindustan">@WeAreHindustan A bit unsure, my brother is graduating, so I'll be all caught up in that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Pappalriksson">@Pappalriksson Yeah, but fruits are also people.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RickardVargon">@RickardVargon Yes, of course, bit if there wasn't a stigma about not having a defined gender, that would not be a problem.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/iSa3oood">@iSa3oood This is the opposite of the Matrix, I am actually just hallucinating in a forest.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RickardVargon">@RickardVargon The way they view themselves is very much linked to how the world views them.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis I might start tweeting a bit in english, with so many new followers.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lenasverige">@lenasverige Trying to be as international as possible.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/andreasviklund">@andreasviklund Ah, I totally misunderstood! Yes, of course!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/_shishimaru_">@_shishimaru_ Lead by example, so to speak.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cute_monkey2">@cute_monkey2 Don't know, really. But there has been a backlash, and Denmark mostly just mocks Sweden for being so feminist.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Travnat">@Travnat Hate when that happens. And it's so embarrassing to ask!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/andreasviklund">@andreasviklund There really isn't any midnight sun where I am, sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/_shishimaru_">@_shishimaru_ It should. It just rarely is.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

What surprises me the most is that people are really civil to each other. I mean... I'm still on the internet, right?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/akhuotari">@akhuotari A little confusion might be good sometimes ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:27 p.m.

I feel like the conversation just keeps going without me in my mentions. Kind of nice.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gogzs">@Gogzs You can try to change things. And small things can make a big difference.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby http://twitter.com/The_CrimsonAnna">@The_CrimsonAnna Sorry, completely my fault! Got a bit hectic there for a bit.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:21 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/SAR_S">@SAR_S: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden we have the gender neutral "sie" in English. It's very uncommon but it has recently gained some traction.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stehsatz">@stehsatz This is just my pace, sorry. Might be a little less from now on, though.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Facking_Ancho">@Facking_Ancho I studied german for a few years. Horrible.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/The_CrimsonAnna">@The_CrimsonAnna http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby I think he meant that it was no effort to use the word and it helped others, so don't whine. :)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/dsquareddigest">@dsquareddigest Trans is a spectra. You can identify as man, woman, both or neither. Hen is for those who don't identify as either.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Facking_Ancho">@Facking_Ancho Oh, then we are on the same page!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/lemterby">@lemterby: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Well, precisely. Why whine if something has NO EFFECT on you? I'm gonna start whining about the price of coffee that …

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gogzs">@Gogzs It's stupid to you, cause you're a white dude. It might not be pointless for people who have felt racism/sexism/transphobia etc.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera Hate that. Narrow minded people.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/r_o_scott">@r_o_scott http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera I can only imagine what it is to learn for a non-native. The horror.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bananders">@bananders http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera There was a discussion, but in the end hen was chosen. Don't know why really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/r_o_scott">@r_o_scott: http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden many dont know that in English there's a very easy and helpful way to be neutral: http://t.co/M4Y6pxtbsO">http://t.co/M4Y6pxtbsO

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

Love when cis men and women are like "we don't need it". No, YOU might not need it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gogzs">@Gogzs It's not the only reason, but exclusion is part of a structure that builds to these things.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Facking_Ancho">@Facking_Ancho It is, and it isn't, "just" language. Words have power. What words we use is important.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gogzs">@Gogzs Wow, I bet that must've been really hard for you. Meanwhile transpeople get murdered in the streets :))))

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:08 p.m.

"Don't we have bigger problems?" Yeah, but creating this word does not stop us from also working against global warming.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:08 p.m.

And if this small token of human respect could help that, stop whining.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:07 p.m.

"Why do we have to be so PC?" Because the suicide rate among trans people is alarmingly high.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gogzs">@Gogzs Doing this doesn't really stop of from doing other things too? Instead of complaining about it, couldn't you do something useful?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:05 p.m.

I might have lost this account's "verified"-status. That would be... fun.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CasiWyn">@CasiWyn http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus Similar, but only in some contexts. You can't really use "one is" instead of "he/she is".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:03 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden In uni I hated writing academic essays etc. in Eng because of the he/she thing. Sometimes you just don't know. Neut…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/halleluyang">@halleluyang Well, there are different views on that. The most official is just "hen" again, but I personally like "henom".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I always use it when I write essays instead of writing han/hon, It's a really practical word!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PNund">@PNund I was being sarcastic.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Shiny_KM">@Shiny_KM Yeah, I will, I promise :)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera That was an actual argument. People be duuuuumb.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ArsenicPorks">@ArsenicPorks Hahaha, have I lost verification? Would love it if I did that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/holymisha">@holymisha Yeah, a lot of countries have it, but since we didn't it was of course "DanGErOuS".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/johnnypict">@johnnypict I am not qualified to answer that. Sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

Super-annoying when trying to get them into the child seat and driving them to school.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

Just like the word "barn" (children) makes people confuse their kids with big, red buildings with farm equipment in them.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

Oh, and because the word "hen" means something different in English, it is of course a very confusing word.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:55 p.m.

(and not the gender they identify as, but the one you think they are.)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:55 p.m.

People are of course very upset because they believe that if you don't constantly remind everybody of their gender they will all forget it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

A practical little word that helps a lot of people and hurts nobody. So of course everybody was happy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

This is for people who don't identify as he (han) or she (hon), or when the gender is unknown, or irrelevant.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

You've probably already heard about it on this very account, but who cares? I run this ship now.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:54 p.m.

Sweden kind of recently (well not really, it was a while back) introduced a new gender neutral pronoun, "hen".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Da_Pineapple">@Da_Pineapple I'd rather not do sports.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yqxo">@yqxo But we do have a thai kitchen, a bakery, two museums, a french restaurant and a store.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

Shall I do the whole football vs soccer think? No. No, I shan't.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:47 p.m.

About RT: that is about as much soccer I'll talk.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:46 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Farelyboy">@Farelyboy: "The England football team visited an orphanage in Brazil. "It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,s…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/360819861">@360819861 Don't go by this week, it's been a bad week!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:44 p.m.

According to Favstar I have written the 15th best tweet on this account. So. Yeah. Take that yo.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bt_betot">@bt_betot Traditional may be overstating it, but I'd say we eat it more often than we do meatballs. At least people I know.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 8:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/verticalblank">@verticalblank Yes, it's what all the cool people do.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MarieAndreeW">@MarieAndreeW: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It looks like Elk's brain with vegetables...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nozze666">@Nozze666 There is not in Önneköp.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HEEBUMIA">@HEEBUMIA You get it, you log on in your apps, then they immediately change it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:24 p.m.

A classical Swedish dinner: bad takeout Thai. http://t.co/5biT2tW4Rf">http://t.co/5biT2tW4Rf

@sweden June 12, 2014, 7:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HBelleau">@HBelleau Yes, I have a girlfriend there.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HBelleau">@HBelleau But I never go beyond Stockholm! Wait, that isn't true...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ulrikagood">@ulrikagood http://twitter.com/johanmogren">@johanmogren Yes, I am the one who started that unfortunate lie that has now grown out of proportion.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/arkland_swe">@arkland_swe Haha! Sorry for ruining your irony with my ignorance.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:42 p.m.

Okay, no more sulking! Let's get on with the night.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sjalexander">@sjalexander: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden your tweets are terrible, but I am enjoying them anyway

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheIneQuation">@TheIneQuation It's definitely constructive, but sorry, I won't change that. That is the way I tweet. And it is okay to unfollow.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ursushi">@ursushi Telling me why and what I can change.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AlanInAmsterdam">@AlanInAmsterdam Ah, no. Listening to twitter is also dangerous.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AnnieMarieBarry">@AnnieMarieBarry Some guy felt the need to tell me, in a very respectful way of course, that mine were.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Megadethchic">@Megadethchic The jealousy-argument always works ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MrEinvall">@MrEinvall Stalking is fine. As long as you don't end up killing me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AlanInAmsterdam">@AlanInAmsterdam Never ever? That feels dangerous ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:36 p.m.

.@Salmen_Ayadi Yes, well, see, this is exactly what I told you not to do.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/arkland_swe">@arkland_swe I have not yet discussed it!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

I also take constructive criticism. "Your tweets are terrible" is not constructive criticism.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:32 p.m.

Hello everyone. It is very okay to not like what I write. It is okay to unfollow me. But you don't have to tell me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:31 p.m.

I love the guy who writes "your tweets are terrible" followed by "don't be rude". MMMMKAY THEN BUDDY BOY.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/blondimedinan">@blondimedinan http://twitter.com/eldahshan">@eldahshan And what is it that tweet implies? That I have nothing to share?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/blondimedinan">@blondimedinan http://twitter.com/eldahshan">@eldahshan Well, that's what mostly comes out of this account to be honest.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/averysilk">@averysilk Thank you, it's a Pizza John-shirt. Big part of the Nerdfighter community.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HBelleau">@HBelleau Heard of it but never visited. Waaaay too far north.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Megadethchic">@Megadethchic Thank you! I've certainly tried.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sjalexander">@sjalexander You just had to, didn't you?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eldahshan">@eldahshan You want tourist information, google it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eldahshan">@eldahshan I have checked previous curators. And mostly found the boring as hell. So, that's why I wanted to put my spinn on it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

"Feisty." I like that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Foodiemental">@Foodiemental: I like you Linus of http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden. You are feisty!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/yeahhsteph">@yeahhsteph I'll talk to my contacts.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lapeluk">@lapeluk HUGE. My brother has rewatched it like 7 times by now.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eldahshan">@eldahshan You didn't like it, sorry. Just unfollow and go away quietly.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eldahshan">@eldahshan Well, "your tweets are terrible" is not feedback. Feedback is constructive. This is just assholery.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

They're mocking me. RT http://twitter.com/HBelleau">@HBelleau: Faut absolument que je sois l'un des suédois sélectionnés sur http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden . Un jour peut-être.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/dchoppin">@dchoppin: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden actually "o", "au", "aux", "eau", "eaux" are all pronounced the same

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

Calling bullshit here.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

We in Sweden have the letter å. To produce the same sound, the French use the letters "eaux".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

.@eldahshan I mean, thank's for @:ing me in that one. Really. That's really helpful dude.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:04 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/eldahshan">@eldahshan: Unfollowing http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden , for the second time since they launched.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:03 p.m.

Every time a non-frenchspeaking person leaves the room, the "French" just burst out laughing.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6:02 p.m.

Oh, and another thing. I don't think French is a real language. I think it is made up to make other people feel stupid.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 6 p.m.

Finished with a text for tomorrow. Not finished, though, with any of the things I set out to finish today.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/angrysmiley">@angrysmiley Damn. That's bad ass. Also horrible.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/hermanlilleng">@hermanlilleng http://twitter.com/jevaaler">@jevaaler http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias Oh nooooooooo! *Melts away screaming since you have disproven my logic*

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jevaaler">@jevaaler http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias Just thought you where slangin' it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jevaaler">@jevaaler http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias It works. If I use it, I am always right. And I like being right.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

My wrestling name would be "The International Incident".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jmood88">@jmood88: “@sweden: In Norway an Osthyvel is apparently callen an Ostehøvel. Ridiculous!” http://t.co/B6FtbClxMl">http://t.co/B6FtbClxMl

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/johanmogren">@johanmogren: Fnörvelhok Remo Special till middag. Ping sweden http://t.co/rc21AtcmNo">http://t.co/rc21AtcmNo

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OndaEyes">@OndaEyes No, see, you are missing a letter between the V and the L. You need a vowel there! Silly Danes.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/faizmustafa_">@faizmustafa_ Then what... what do you use it for?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

.@jevaaler http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias Yeah, well you are obviously wrong. Since you are norwegian. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Logic">#Logic http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Win">#Win

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:46 p.m.

In Norway an Osthyvel is apparently callen an Ostehøvel. Ridiculous!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TomDadaTom">@TomDadaTom It's a sandwich with boiled, cold, sliced potatoes on. It may or may not have mayonnaise and salt on it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cristobaleando">@cristobaleando Reply, favorite, retweet. All so that you don't get cranky.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

Note how I see all my followers kind of like tamagotchis. You are all pets who live inside my computer.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/niitymaki">@niitymaki Awww. My ego feels all warm and fuzzy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:31 p.m.

There's a buss people! Crisis averted! You can all breathe easy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DanielEmilson">@DanielEmilson Yeah, I get that one a lot too...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/TheRealPWB">@TheRealPWB http://twitter.com/DanielEmilson">@DanielEmilson Then the door is too small. My head is the perfect size. Just like the rest of me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:28 p.m.

.@DanielEmilson Some call me The Chosen One. Some just call me Sexy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:27 p.m.

By the way, it annoys me how many (even politicians) think the right of people not to be annoyed by strikes outweigh the right to strike.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:26 p.m.

.@DanielEmilson People just aren't as brilliant as I am. Nor are they as handsome, but that's a different question all together.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:23 p.m.

That'd make my life hella easier.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:23 p.m.

Of course I don't want the workers to stop there strike. Can't the employers just give in?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:22 p.m.

Ideologically I of course support workers' right to strike. But I need the train!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:22 p.m.

Shit, I need to take the train Saturday, and I just remembered there's a strike.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RunningBecky">@RunningBecky Let's get that sexism in young, before they have time to object.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis Yeah, I don't need an excessive amount of money. But I need a place to live and some food at least.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 5:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RunningBecky">@RunningBecky "Tycker du" är you think, correctly. And yeah, sure, it's for hormonal boys. But that doesn't mean it isn't sexist.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV Not in the least surprising.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:42 p.m.

Oh yeah, that's some sweet, sweet sexism right there. (Photo by http://twitter.com/melankolikbarn">@melankolikbarn) http://t.co/iJusXucBVr">http://t.co/iJusXucBVr

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HEEBUMIA">@HEEBUMIA Don't know, I don't have it.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Since I haven't been tweeting on my account since, that's the only explanation.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching It would, and now 50 feels really inadequate!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Yeah, I've gotten about 505 new followers so far. So that's good.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 4:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Probably http://twitter.com/Linus2punkt0">@Linus2punkt0. I have until now only tweeted in Swedish there, but I'm probably gonna have to change that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/heatherwgaona">@heatherwgaona I at least gonna pretend that there's a competition like that!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized The him/her I have actually prepared a little for, so I can promise you that!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Dolphinized">@Dolphinized I am, I just gotta prep for it. If I know twitter right it's going to bring on one hell of a storm. Before I go off, I promise!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Yeah, I'll try to stay away from that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Ha! Seems I have to step it up.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DanceswtCars">@DanceswtCars There aren't really real berries that look like those, but we have the candy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching What did they talk about?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rajandawadi">@rajandawadi They're cheaper? I guess.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching (I think I tweet too much)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching I'm LESS controversial? I have failed.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching At least I'm not the worst one!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 3:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Salmen_Ayadi">@Salmen_Ayadi You should follow more people, that way I don't take up your entire TL!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera http://twitter.com/kniple">@kniple Never underestimate the power of Eurovision.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MWhalan">@MWhalan Some, maybe, but I mostly think I tweet to much.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/travelsofadam">@travelsofadam Nobody has yet, but here's hoping I'll be the first!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:46 p.m.

I have lost about 50 followers for this account during my time here. I am pretty sure they'll rehire me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:43 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/joefarrar94">@joefarrar94: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden today's top story: unemployed swede has breakdown, no longer holds audience to live tweet his decline into madness

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis It just doesn't pay enough to pay for living, really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:40 p.m.

Those are the three adjectives most often used to describe me: Cute, funny, Swedish.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/iHagan">@iHagan: Current http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is cute and funny and also Swedish

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/speakwithme2">@speakwithme2 Well, not to kiss and tell, but they're not uncommon here...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/joefarrar94">@joefarrar94 I'll probably go all Lindsey Lohan.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis I am not really employed, I work on a text-to-text basis really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:34 p.m.

.@TheLocalNorway Freelance journalist and copywriter in fact. And the text under the picture says "Jonas" ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:28 p.m.

Actually, I did get a job today. So I now freelance at three different places. So not really unemployed.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:27 p.m.

I am NOT a student. I am unemployed, thank you very much.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:27 p.m.

It seems journalistic integrity has not reached Norway, as http://twitter.com/TheLocalNorway">@TheLocalNorway refers to me as a "Student", which is obviously an aggressive act

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheLocalEurope">@TheLocalEurope: Cheese-slicer war: http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden versus Norway (Don't click if you're expecting this to be about an actual war) http://t.co/b…">http://t.co/b…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/syahrlanuar">@syahrlanuar Smoked turkey, bacon, sun dried tomatoes and sambal oelek, mainly.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Paul1381">@Paul1381 Too bad I'm not hung over.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AreeyaCosico">@AreeyaCosico It's kind of like WC, but, you know, half. (I have no idea)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:12 p.m.

Someone asked for a picture for some reason. http://t.co/P6GZGmdSjU">http://t.co/P6GZGmdSjU

@sweden June 12, 2014, 2:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SkandinaviFL">@SkandinaviFL I run on positive reinforcement. I am a needy fucker.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YellowRoss">@YellowRoss Whose idea was it to give torture methods cute names?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YellowRoss">@YellowRoss Nah, she can stay. As long as she doesn't sing near me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:50 p.m.

Thanks. Yeah, that's all me. RT http://twitter.com/mickepaqvalen">@mickepaqvalen: Congrats to http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden! Respect! http://t.co/Llgw5ArMsy">http://t.co/Llgw5ArMsy

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YellowRoss">@YellowRoss (I don't really know what flogging is, but doesn't it sound really funny?)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/YellowRoss">@YellowRoss I am Sweden. This week I decide what being Swedish is. Going against me is treason and will lead to flogging!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly No one really cares but me. I just get mad at myself.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/johnsfesq">@johnsfesq I love the use of incorrect language if there is a though behind it but whenever I do it without noticing, I hate myself a little

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:36 p.m.

Turns out I have lost my ability to write correct English. Will now sign off forever.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden and "is" instead of "am" :)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RedirectHere">@RedirectHere Yeah, I heard about that. They can do pretty much whatever they want.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:27 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/lojikil">@lojikil: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden "hello 1800lawyers? Boy, do I have a lawsuit for you..."

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RedirectHere">@RedirectHere They don't want any cancellations, of course.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PacketNetworks">@PacketNetworks I haven't got any complaints actually, but I get mad at myself.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SussanSays">@SussanSays http://twitter.com/mpesce">@mpesce Nope, they found worse music to follow it with.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:18 p.m.

Yeah, I realise i wrote "webpage don't" instead of "doesn't". So sue me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/wrossmck">@wrossmck I can cancel it since I have moved home to my parents, temporarily, and you pay per household.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PacketNetworks">@PacketNetworks It's because the money should never go to the government itself, so that they can never impact what is broadcasted.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

And they're playing Euphoria. This is hell.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

They really don't want me canceling. First the webpage don't work, now I have fifty people ahead of me in phone queue.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:13 p.m.

Calling to cancel my TV license (a thing we pay to get public service tv). Is on hold. http://t.co/yQe5clMYtH">http://t.co/yQe5clMYtH

@sweden June 12, 2014, 1:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/avatar81">@avatar81 http://twitter.com/AwfulDodger">@AwfulDodger I though you were famous for oil and always sounding happy?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/johanejohansson">@johanejohansson: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Amusing! A side note - the origin of the term: old study desks looked like horses in Sweden http://t.co/lL1lWN…">http://t.co/lL1lWN…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:52 p.m.

By the way, the "study horse"-thing might only be funny to Swedes, since they are the only ones who know it's actually called that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:50 p.m.

.@AwfulDodger This cannot, WILL NOT, be accepted. We will annex the Osthyvel. It is our birthright.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:49 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/AwfulDodger">@AwfulDodger: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Osthyveln- probably one of the greatest inventions in modern time. But as shocking as it might sound- it's an http://twitter.com/search?q=%23nor">#nor…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:48 p.m.

In Sweden we call a person who is good in school a "Study horse". This is because in Sweden we revere horses as masters of learning.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:42 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/joefarrar94">@joefarrar94: i'm so lonely and sexy

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sarahrodeo">@sarahrodeo http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland http://twitter.com/MarketsAlive">@MarketsAlive Are we weird or are we... HyPErNoRmAL?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly You really should. Always carry an osthyvel.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AlexNapier93">@AlexNapier93 Get a nice and close shave now!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bucket92">@bucket92 We have three more letters than you have, of course we get tired.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:38 p.m.

They probably don't even know what a fnörvelhok is...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:38 p.m.

Love how people who weren't here on day one with me have no idea what the osthyvel-thing is about.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bucket92">@bucket92 We got tired of coming up with new names.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland http://twitter.com/MarketsAlive">@MarketsAlive You want me to beat your colon? Dude...

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/xray83">@xray83 more like slicer, I think.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HelgeNyman">@HelgeNyman I shave. Once every month or two.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AlexNapier93">@AlexNapier93 I would go see an ophthalmologist if I were you.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly pic or it didn't happen!

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JannicaHoney">@JannicaHoney My message? Don't eat yellow snow?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RedirectHere">@RedirectHere Yes, it was pulled right out of my ass.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LajkABaws">@LajkABaws http://twitter.com/ForbidInjustice">@ForbidInjustice I'm happy they did it (or well, stole it from the Germans actually) but proud? Why? That's a weird feeling.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

To clarify: yes it was a made up statistic. There has not been an official survey.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

.@MarketsAlive http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland Hey, I'm funny! I do fun! I know, like, ALL of the jokes. All of them. The tomato one, that other one, every joke.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ForbidInjustice">@ForbidInjustice: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden People "proud" of their country are annoying. Pride should be reserved for personal achievements, not geograph…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GaryTraynor1">@GaryTraynor1 http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland I feel I must visit this "List of Craig" where bodily fluids flow like rivers.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:08 p.m.

Gonna go for a walk and wait for the angry nationalists to wake up.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MarketsAlive">@MarketsAlive http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland Well, I don actually know the expression, but that wouldn't make for a good joke, would it? ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:06 p.m.

Patriot? More like assriot, ahmahrite?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MarketsAlive">@MarketsAlive http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland *Raises eyebrow* Is your partner... a fish?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23DidYouKnow">#DidYouKnow 93% of people who are "proud of their country" never did shit to make it as good as it is.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MaureenTrans">@MaureenTrans The interview is interesting, transcribing is not.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TheBigPea">@TheBigPea Sorry, I don't know Stockholm at all.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

You know how I said I was gonna transcribe an interview? Yeah, I slept for 20 minutes instead.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Toby_Hancock">@Toby_Hancock It's good you explained that it should be takin as a compliment, 'cause that could go either way. ;)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:48 a.m.

Now I am going to transcribe that interview I should've like a week ago.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KarinRomarker">@KarinRomarker Sure there are. There's always cultural differences. But I wouldn't attribute it to Jante.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski Yeah, well, it's not so much that I don't like, as I don't believe in it. I don't like it being referred to as a real thing.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/elsjes">@elsjes Thanks! That's weird, it should be public.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/DocRadCliffe7">@DocRadCliffe7 http://twitter.com/RippleFrog">@RippleFrog http://twitter.com/GayBagel">@GayBagel I have literally no Idea what is going on but I am scared and a little sad.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski It was well written and kind of funny, I just dislike the "Law of Jante".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

IDK maybe you should make a trigger warning about Eminem's Kim being in the list.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly This list won't bore you, I can assure you that.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:22 a.m.

It's high and low and everything in between. Just a cacophony really.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

Some Swedish, some English, some neither.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

I really don't have the energy to talk about music. But here's a playlist that me and a friend has spent two years+ building.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:20 a.m.

But now for something completely different: music.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:20 a.m.

Read it in a blog post, which was what set me off.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:19 a.m.

Apparently it wasn't called the Law of Jente, but the Law of Jante. Which is more logical.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TheLastBob">@TheLastBob Yeah, but that's nothing new.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Robotdjuret">@Robotdjuret: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Or more likely: a douche.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/harodani">@harodani I think it is mostly outdated.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

No, I'm not jealous. You are just an ass.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

Referring to the Law of Jente when you get criticized for example is the same as a school kid yelling "you're only jealous!"

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:09 a.m.

The Law of Jente is mostly a bad excuse used by assholes when things don't go their way.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:09 a.m.

More specifically, people who talk about the Law of Jente annoy me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 10:09 a.m.

Jantelagen, or "the Law of Jente" as it is apparently called in English, annoys me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski For some reason that story annoyed me a bit. I am going to try to put into words why I hate the "Law of Jente".

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:34 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/robdelaney">@robdelaney: As http://twitter.com/search?q=%23FathersDay">#FathersDay approaches, remember: your dad is more than a dad. He's a http://twitter.com/search?q=%23man">#man, a http://twitter.com/search?q=%23dancer">#dancer, a sexual being & mapmaker of drea…

@sweden June 12, 2014, 9:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ruthsays_">@ruthsays_ Aw, this old thing? *points to face*

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:59 a.m.

This is a picture of me sleeping. (Not really, someone had to take the picture.) http://t.co/OudCZN0CS6">http://t.co/OudCZN0CS6

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KimMance">@KimMance All places should be named after shapes. It just makes sense.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:47 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JoelFredin">@JoelFredin http://twitter.com/ErikDahlqvist">@ErikDahlqvist you should be Friends. (PUN INTENDED)

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:45 a.m.

If I treat you in a way that is unnecessarily shitty it might be because I answer like a ton of tweets, and sometimes gets a little testy.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:43 a.m.

.@That_Guy_Bones It turned out other countries are really far away :(

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

I want to punch someone/something.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Fondacey">@Fondacey http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent In retrospect it was a pretty bad argument on my part. Sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:40 a.m.

Oh my GOD, I've been recording for hours.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Sorry if I came off a bit cranky. It's very late and I am very tired.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare As long as they do not try to use the existence of an alleged soul to force real life decisions.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare This conversation has given me nothing. I'm sorry.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Yes, subjective. And I am giving my view. It bores me.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare What is it you are trying to say? The soul might exist because nothing can be known and therefore... what?

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Essential for living. Again, I don't believe in the soul since there is no reason for me to.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Sorry, philosophic then. That doesn't make it any more interesting.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare We count it in units because it works. In an abstract way, sure it can be discussed, but measuring time is still essential.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:18 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare It is not proven, it is just probable.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare I'm not talking proof the way you are. You build theories that account for as much as possible of what we know.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Doing some bullshit pseudo-philosophic critique of everything we know is pointless.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Of course it should be critiqued as far as possible, but we have to work from what is most probable.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare There is no evidence supporting the existence of a soul.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare We create theories that account for all known fact. Gravity, time etc correspond with evidence we have.

@sweden June 12, 2014, 12:11 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Proof doesn't mean something is proven. We collect proof, or evidence, and build theories based on that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sinkdeep">@sinkdeep Yeah, kind of never needed forrest-porn.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare There aren't proof of space, time or gravity? (not counting strings here) Of course there is. It's not PROVEN but there is proof.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:44 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Since there is no evidence of a soul, of course there is no model of it. There is also no model that explains trolls.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Apexare">@Apexare Eh, sure. It's all just speculations. But there are more and less qualified speculations.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 8:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LoBodingbauer">@LoBodingbauer It'll be out this friday!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 8:02 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark: At last! Been craving a fnörvelhok ever since http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden posted pictures of one. http://t.co/OltZo9ugMI">http://t.co/OltZo9ugMI

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:29 p.m.

Gonna record a podcast now, so I'll be offline (well no, but off twitter) for a while. Try to persevere.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kristin_wester">@kristin_wester Well, "uterum" is the word we use ;)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji But if I log off I can't log back on again!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:14 p.m.

TweetDeck is down and I am hyperventilating.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 7:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/isobelsverkstad">@isobelsverkstad Yup. Temporarily taken down.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kristin_wester">@kristin_wester Kind off, it's a... God, i actually don't know the word. A room outside, that is not really outside?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent I never said everyone was a believer, just that it is statistically more probable that an American is, than a Swede.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Yes, and then I said, sure, I generalized tongue in cheek, since there are more believers in America.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Not perfect, but there it is. More believers in America.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Okay, so according to a study, 70% of American adults believe god is all powerful while 18% of Swedes believes there is a god.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tvuger">@tvuger There was a LOT of The Nanny here too for a while, actually.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/jadeisallama">@jadeisallama I don't think of you as a stalker ;) Thank you!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalli">@Kalli Yeah, I don't watch much TV in my own place, but since I moved home I am not in charge.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/GeekySwede">@GeekySwede http://twitter.com/JesperEs">@JesperEs I don't want to anger the Friends Gods.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Still, does it not reach a considerable portion of American citizens, compared to the fact that there is no such channel here?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent MSNBC, Fox News and CNN.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Apples and oranges. It IS one of the major three news networks.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Fox is not a major one?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent I'm not saying all Americans, I am just saying more Americans than Swedes.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Which, again, is a big base.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Yes. A large portion. Since it is one of the largest channels in the country. It's not a fringe channel.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent No, I've never been to the states.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

Have you seen this one? BECAUSE I HAVE. REPEATEDLY. http://t.co/lZvdm2Ir4W">http://t.co/lZvdm2Ir4W

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23DidYouKnow">#DidYouKnow Friends runs on constant repeat on Swedish tv. Nobody knows why and nobody dares ask.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 6 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pollianicus">@pollianicus I think the official Systembolaget-app has that function. But I'm not sure. I personally just feel where they are. In my gut.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 5:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Yeah, me too. Not a big rain fan.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias The big difference might be that you are a Nintendo fan and I am just... not. Really.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Megadethchic">@Megadethchic She's kind of like moms are generally. But I am fond of her.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias Yeah, I like that too. But couldn't they give us, like, something new?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:47 p.m.

My mom did this. This is what my mom finds funny. Mouse sex. http://t.co/T8Hbiz08lU">http://t.co/T8Hbiz08lU

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:38 p.m.

They had exactly one surprising game, Splatoon. Which, in all fairness, looked bloody brilliant.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:37 p.m.

Just a game starring Yoshi, one with Toad and of course a game where you build plattform levels... for Mario.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 4:36 p.m.

Love how Nintendo stars off their E3 video by saying there will be no Mario games. Yeah. Right.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 3:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EmmaLundstrom">@EmmaLundstrom Might check it out, but I already have way to many podcasts.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 3:14 p.m.

Zetta makes music as a part of http://twitter.com/dodspop">@dodspop. It's actually really good. Check it OUT. https://t.co/ByqzzUCQAJ">https://t.co/ByqzzUCQAJ

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EmmaLundstrom">@EmmaLundstrom http://twitter.com/hellobuglers">@hellobuglers Sorry, no. Big fan of Daily Show and therefore started watching Last Week Tonight.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/WritersRotation">@WritersRotation More lite Monsieur Burns.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/layerofrock">@layerofrock: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Support ConIFA instead. They just held the World Cup for non-FIFA nations in Sweden.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:22 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AngelinaRose333">@AngelinaRose333 Then you are probably fine!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:20 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/heyfabi">@heyfabi: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden As a Brazilian, i agree with you.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AngelinaRose333">@AngelinaRose333 I guess there is very little to do. Is there some way to pirate the games? ;)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

They're evil. I mean, like, really evil.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

Don't. Support. Fifa.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

I won't be talking much about the World Cup (sorry), but I will say this:

@sweden June 11, 2014, 2:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/violetxoxox">@violetxoxox Sorry, didn't watch a single minute. I tend to avoid it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/violetxoxox">@violetxoxox Sometimes you just have to say, no, these people won't change their minds, I'm out. I'm getting better and better at that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/violetxoxox">@violetxoxox I actually threw up a little just now.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Balanik0">@Balanik0 And do you mean across or lengthwise?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Balanik0">@Balanik0 Depends. How good are you at riding horses?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:24 p.m.

Going away now. Bye. Will be back with silliness later.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:22 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sabele26">@sabele26: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden my SAD got the better of me, got anti-depressants, boss (not a flipping doctor) lectured me about how counselling wld…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:21 p.m.

When you say "I'm not saying they shouldn't get medicine, I'm just saying they're weak for needing it", yeah no. No.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:20 p.m.

And rhetoric is really important in this case. The wrong rhetoric creates stigmas. Hurts people.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:19 p.m.

Yeah, I know some of the guys I argued with basically agreed with me. But they had horrible rhetoric when discussing it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/vithetsnormen">@vithetsnormen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden please show me who does?! THIS IS HUGE! Finally we have unlocked the human brain and discovered it's many secret…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elinaveera">@elinaveera Well, it is very much a question of rhetoric in this case. The wrong rhetoric creates a stigma.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/AndyLeandy">@AndyLeandy We agreed on some things. It was mainly his rhetoric I disagreed with, since it was very condescending to people with illnesses.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

Apparently I "don't understand how the mind works". Okay. Sure.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DanielEmilson">@DanielEmilson Yeah, at least online, people can't punch you.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz Nope. They actually might need medicine...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:12 p.m.

Why do I think it is a good idea to argue with people online? It's not. It's really not.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

And now I'm angry.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And afraid that people will find out about their medication, because being mentally ill is considered shamefull.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz I am leaving this conversation. Sorry. It is just unbelievably stupid.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz But stopping someone from jumping isn't the same as curing them from depression.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz You've got that the other way around. Read up, buddy boy.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz Oh my god, you refer to "the mind" as it it was some sort of magical other, separate from the body. It's not.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:01 p.m.

People are actually ashamed to take the medicine they need to live because of some idiotic notion that they should just "walk it off".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:59 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/aidsbrain">@aidsbrain: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden please refrain from sleeping with the stigma.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:58 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz Then let's say ulcers, that must also be a weakness? Because that is also a chemical imbalance.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:57 a.m.

Needing medicin to combat mental illness is not "weakness". Fuck the stigma.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz Yeah, thank science. Thank science for giving us medicin to combat mental illness.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz Some, if helped, can change though patterns and work against depression. Others need medicine. And that's not weakness

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:54 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz It's not about weakness and saying that is fucking toxic. Mental illness is just as real as other illnesses.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:52 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sushisael">@sushisael: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden when depressed, there are no positive thoughts to think. Wish people could understand that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:51 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz I'm sorry, but "weak"? Fuck you. Are some also "weak" and need insulin for their diabetes?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:51 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/DrumSgtBeaker">@DrumSgtBeaker: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it also isn't a matter of just being "down."

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz The analogy is: diet and exercise can help with some, but not all, illnesses. As can therapy.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz Oh my GOD, NO. If you are depressed you can't "change your mind".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:45 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sunilification">@sunilification Sure, but the system should root out the prejudice. Bad parts of the system are still part of the system.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:44 a.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly I have friends who need constant medication, and because of a fucked up society some of them feel ashamed about it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sunilification">@sunilification ...most have had a negative experience.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sunilification">@sunilification Of course it won't be perfect, but of the you people I know who have been in contact with mental healthcare...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz I'm a bit blown away by how well put that was.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:41 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Soz5UrLoz">@Soz5UrLoz: http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I'd argue psychology plays a similar role in mental health that exercise & diet play in physical health.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

That way you just blame people for their illness. Which is really fucking horrible.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:40 a.m.

I just wanted to question this moronic way of thinking that people who are, say, depressed should just start thinking positive thoughts.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:39 a.m.

To clarify: when I said it wasn't a matter of attitude, I didn't say therapy can't help

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:38 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sunilification">@sunilification I refuse to believe it can't be made better.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/cganders">@cganders Of course. I was just questioning the attitude towards mentally ill people that they just have to "get themselves together".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:36 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sunilification">@sunilification If this is the best that can be done, then that is really sad.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson This conversation is pointless. Bye.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson By saying it is only a matter of attitude puts all the blame on the person who is ill. Which is horrible.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:34 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson Don't fucking compare everyday emotions with depression.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson You said it was a matter of "attitude and motivation", which is disgustingly oversimplified and degrades sick people.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson Better change that attitude then...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sunilification">@sunilification Yeah, I wasn't going by comparison. I was just saying, the system treats a lot of people really badly.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:28 a.m.

http://twitter.com/gentoose">@gentoose http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 No, I'm not, so I guess you have to keep that in mind when listening to me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson I'm terribly sorry. I was upset.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:26 a.m.

http://twitter.com/grodaeu">@grodaeu It gets better. Slowly. And, as you say, not among young people.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson People, and apparently you, think a depression can be cured with positive thoughts.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson I didn't say it had nothing to do with it, I said people think mental illness is just about attitude which is wrong.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Depression, bipolarity etc. Mental illnesses that need medication.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 It is mental illness, only it has to do with chemicals. Those two aren't mutually exclusive.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Very often it is a chemical matter. And you can't think away a chemical imbalance. You need meds.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson Works for some. Yeah. Sure. But stop oversimplifying the fuck out of a complex matter.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pintsizedMB">@pintsizedMB: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden if someone is suicidal they are well beyond "just snap out of it" solutions - hugely insensitive

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/pintsizedMB">@pintsizedMB: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden it absolutely is. Many people are experiencing real problems, problems that can't be wished away and need professi…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:18 a.m.

No wonder Swedish mental health care is fucked.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:17 a.m.

So the dude writing to me that depression is about attitude apparently works for the Swedish Minister of Social Affairs?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson People who think they can stop being depressed if they just have the right attitude.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KennyOcker">@KennyOcker Yeah, I've heard of it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson I've had friends who had to deal with people like you. It annoys me. And I am sorry for your patients.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KennyOcker">@KennyOcker I don't think any climate would matter, but yeah, it doesn't make it better.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/OdinW">@OdinW http://twitter.com/Jessassin">@Jessassin "Pillage, bro" should be like engraved or something.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Rav_Bunneh">@Rav_Bunneh There will be other times. Other people who need to learn to respect us. And then we will STRIKE.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:08 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KennyOcker">@KennyOcker Sadly, yes. And Swedish mental healthcare is a joke.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

There has been a truce. Viking warriors - RETREAT!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/OdinW">@OdinW: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Now please call off your Viking berserker warriors.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KennyOcker">@KennyOcker I know what you mean, it wasn't until I met my best friend (who is bipolar) that I actually understood the reality of it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:05 a.m.

http://twitter.com/OdinW">@OdinW I'm pretty much not sanctioned to do anything on the behalf of Sweden, but it hasn't stopped me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly Yeah, it mostly is, I just wanted to cover my bases.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KennyOcker">@KennyOcker The problem is it perpetuates the idea, which makes people not take mental health seriously.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson ...but is afraid of what they might do, then you can talk to me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 11:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/stevencrosson">@stevencrosson When you have been on the phone with someone who is crying, on the roof of a building, saying they don't want to die...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:59 a.m.

(to be fair, it's not always a chemical imbalance.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:58 a.m.

.@stevencrosson It is a chemical fucking imbalance. It's not something you think away, you inconsiderate prick.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:49 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/RagingRainbow">@RagingRainbow: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Totally agree! Been there, and I knew all the things that made me happy. None of them mattered in that moment...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MHellqvist">@MHellqvist I have actually talked about it a little. Don't really like the way the list is compiled though.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

People think mental health is a matter of attitude. Fuck. That.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:44 a.m.

This "just think positive"-approach to suicide is such bullshit.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:44 a.m.

Knowing people who are/have been suicidal, this things always annoy me. RT http://twitter.com/TipsForYouDaily">@TipsForYouDaily: http://t.co/0yvMCv0NH6">http://t.co/0yvMCv0NH6

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:38 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/OdinW">@OdinW: The current holder of the http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden account makes me wish I could just mute an account for a week. (they give it to someone new ev…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:35 a.m.

Power outage. Damnit.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent You would call Fox News a "niche"?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RaniBeaton">@RaniBeaton http://twitter.com/JesperEs">@JesperEs http://twitter.com/UglyGeezer">@UglyGeezer http://twitter.com/wigglebury">@wigglebury Nah, I usually use commas really well. It's just here on twitter I apparently fail to.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

Shit, we're loosing power.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Dernier_Ciel">@Dernier_Ciel http://twitter.com/mahmood14">@mahmood14 Nope, no one can. That's why I think it is fine to offer it up for sale.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent I mean, yeah, sure. It has probably a lot to do with prejudice based on a small group, but Sweden is an extremely secular country.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/mahmood14">@mahmood14 Yeah, but everybody gets desperate now and again.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Yeah, but you HAVE Fox news. We have nothing even close to Fox news.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JesperEs">@JesperEs http://twitter.com/RaniBeaton">@RaniBeaton http://twitter.com/UglyGeezer">@UglyGeezer http://twitter.com/wigglebury">@wigglebury I did say I wanted to eat people by mistake during my first day. Damn commas.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Christian dogma like what?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent By putting a mic and camera in front of, do you mean giving the extreme elements one of the country's largest news stations?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/mahmood14">@mahmood14 Never? Not even like once?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:16 a.m.

.@UglyGeezer http://twitter.com/wigglebury">@wigglebury I just have an exceptionally young and fresh exterior old man. I'm 22.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent People don't know what being atheist means?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/mahmood14">@mahmood14 But then again, who hasn't?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Probably. But for America it would still be a big deal if the president wasn't christian.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent I'm baptized and a member of the church. I haven't believed a day in my life. Same goes for most people I know.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/xray83">@xray83 Statistically sound generalization. You are my new personal hero.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/xray83">@xray83: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I’d say it was a statistically sound generalization - but yes, those who don’t fall into the spectrum are bound to be u…

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

I'm hella cute, yo!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/wigglebury">@wigglebury: the guy on http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is a hoot! and also hella cute.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent Yes, but belonging to a church and believing is not the same thing. Most just belong because they are to lazy to leave.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:03 a.m.

I'm sorry about the "She's American"-comment. That was prejudice of me.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Vappuk">@Vappuk That does sound kind of nice, actually.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/AxelTidehorn">@AxelTidehorn Well, no. No, it's not racist. A bit prejudiced maybe, but not racist.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10:01 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Vappuk">@Vappuk But then what will happen to the soul? Will it just float endlessly in a universe without substance? Because that sounds horrible.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 10 a.m.

http://twitter.com/LOQuent">@LOQuent I think that, compared to Sweden, America has more believers per capita.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:59 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sent70tal">@sent70tal I believe in what is currently most plausible to believe in, based on all available evidence. That is, unfortunately, not souls.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:58 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MrEinvall">@MrEinvall The question is not so much about the soul itself, but about how the soul is perceived.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/cmbsweden">@cmbsweden You're probably right, but more Americans than Swedes at least.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:56 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MrEinvall">@MrEinvall No, probably not. But the question is still philosophically interesting.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

Not that I have any idea if Katy Perry believes in the existence of a soul, but come on. She's American.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

Personally, of course, I do not believe in a soul. I am just trying to determine how those who do think of it.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KeesEngels">@KeesEngels That might be a more scientifically accurate question, but it is nowhere near as interesting.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:52 a.m.

Does the soul occupy some sort of space in this universe? When the universe expands to the point of total heat death, will the soul remain?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:51 a.m.

The question, of course, is about whether the soul is above the laws of thermodynamics, and if not, will it be affected by entropy?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EWPettersson">@EWPettersson Well, the two do go together quite well.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:47 a.m.

Yo, http://twitter.com/Katyperry">@Katyperry, this is Sweden, the country. What are your thoughts on an eternal soul vis-à-vis the eventual heat death of the universe?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

Might try to make some friends today.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:46 a.m.

http://twitter.com/juneaujim">@juneaujim The blog is actually going to remain static. It's kind of a puzzle that takes you from blog to blog. But it's unfinished.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/madmaxly">@madmaxly Oh, I'll whip something up.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/juneaujim">@juneaujim Out into a MaGIcAL place called ~The Internet~

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/juneaujim">@juneaujim The night is young! Let's go on an adventure together.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:21 a.m.

Couldn't think of a funny tweet. So, well... http://t.co/hpTGbnXGiX">http://t.co/hpTGbnXGiX

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:20 a.m.

http://twitter.com/juneaujim">@juneaujim What!? I just got up! How can you do this to me?!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/burgotastic">@burgotastic Wow, those are not two words I would use to describe myself.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 9:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/hugsandharry">@hugsandharry Ah! Well, it's not mine!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/GillRockatansky">@GillRockatansky I might be wrong, but from what I gather, he's bald. Yo, http://twitter.com/RealHughJackman">@RealHughJackman, this is Sweden, the country. You bald?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:38 a.m.

I think I've done enough damage for today. Goodnight.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:36 a.m.

http://twitter.com/menehunemedia">@menehunemedia Yes, exactly like that one!

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:33 a.m.

Don't forget to make a shoutout to the band, http://twitter.com/CupidKidz">@CupidKidz.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:30 a.m.

http://twitter.com/GeekySwede">@GeekySwede Do... Do I wan't to know?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:25 a.m.

(Note: I have old classmates in that video.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:24 a.m.

It has, quite accurately, been described as "Two Girls, One Cup - The Musical".

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:23 a.m.

Is it too much? Can this account handle it?

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:22 a.m.

It has partial nudity, frequent references to drugs and, well, poo.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:22 a.m.

Thinking about showing you something really weird from Sweden before I go to bed.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/yourotherLEFFt">@yourotherLEFFt I first thought you wrote "I find the account reliable". I did not know how to react to that.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:15 a.m.

http://twitter.com/hyochan">@hyochan Watching it now I realize that I had absolutely no idea where I was going with it. Hence the many rejected ideas.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:12 a.m.

(Oh, and we were mostly drunk while we made the music.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:08 a.m.

(Mostly by him, since I play no instruments. I just tell him to do stuff.)

@sweden June 11, 2014, 1:07 a.m.

I have made one speed paint thing before. It's kind of a simple picture, but still. Also: music by me and a friend. https://t.co/aazKyBVptF">https://t.co/aazKyBVptF

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:59 a.m.

Was gonna to a speed paint thing for y'all tomorrow but just remembered I have an interview to transcribe.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji It would be awesome. Some sort of accident causes Wolverine and Doctor X to fuse.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:39 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TheMrBibby">@TheMrBibby http://twitter.com/Lazer">@Lazer Those two are far from mutually exclusive.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:38 a.m.

Challenge accepted. RT http://twitter.com/TheMrBibby">@TheMrBibby: http://twitter.com/Lazer">@Lazer interesting. We don't see enough tweets about snails since your week as http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:22 a.m.

Just had some sort of flying bug in my room. Nature stahp.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:19 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji Kind of got that ;) But it did get me thinking...

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:17 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nixenji">@nixenji Nope, Blackbeard, apparently.

@sweden June 11, 2014, 12:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nsa">@nsa http://twitter.com/kalli">@kalli http://twitter.com/amyfeegarner">@amyfeegarner Holy shit, learn to humor. I mean really, dude.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:56 p.m.

(Psst! For all questions regarding bald Hugh Jackman I refer you to the attached link)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/longjohnhill">@longjohnhill But what if you have, like, a TON of quality?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tamtar">@tamtar But I want everybody to love me. I am needy that way.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:32 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/peosjoo">@peosjoo: Mr Cameron, would you like to pay for your visit, I'm sure it's manageable. http://t.co/YAfZTLdAWc">http://t.co/YAfZTLdAWc

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Syuyu">@Syuyu http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland Actually never been a big fan of meatballs. I mean, I like them, but there's better things to do with ground meat.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:29 p.m.

I wanted to aim for 70k by sunday, but I think going for a solid 0 might be more realistic.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:28 p.m.

I think by saying people was unfollowing me, I reminded people they could unfollow. And lost more followers.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/paola_hardrain">@paola_hardrain They made an exception. On account of me being awesome.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/m129a">@m129a I do tend to flood people's streams.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eleuves">@eleuves I'm an irritating guy. You could say that it's my thing.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/daveasaurus_">@daveasaurus_ Isn't that what I'm doing?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sineadw">@sineadw http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland Does he have a twitter account?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/jadeisallama">@jadeisallama: Dear sweet merciful lord, let me become just a fraction as suave as this http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden guy

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

I hear that a lot. Should I chill? RT http://twitter.com/m129a">@m129a: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden cuz ur tweeting too much

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:03 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden (For the record, the airspeed of farts is 3m/s, or 10 feet per second)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RobinDraaijer">@RobinDraaijer And really, isn't gaining you the most important part?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:54 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/The_sad_hat">@The_sad_hat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden But you have gained armies!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 p.m.

I am actually loosing followers on this account right now. Go me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mjfrombuffalo">@mjfrombuffalo But I was getting annoyed in real life, not online.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robertohlen">@robertohlen That would be both weird and scary.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/amyfeegarner">@amyfeegarner http://twitter.com/Kalli">@Kalli http://twitter.com/nsa">@nsa Well, of course they are. My tweets are GOLD and should not be lost in time but preserved for future generations.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Also: the last http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden to favorite a tweet of mine favorited one about the airspeed of farts. I think I'm on a roll…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MsMorticiaFrump">@MsMorticiaFrump Wow. That was really harsh. I almost cried a little.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HeatherHAL">@HeatherHAL Both. Allt three. EVERYTHING.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/robertohlen">@robertohlen Unfortunately it collides with my 1. brother graduating and 2. me having sex. And those are two things I must attend.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:40 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Kalli">@Kalli: .@amyfeegarner Just called http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden a credible threat! I can hear the cheering over at the defense ministry all the way to Dalarn…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Kalli">@Kalli http://twitter.com/amyfeegarner">@amyfeegarner http://twitter.com/nsa">@nsa They listen to every phone and read every email, but twitter was just too fucking much.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/highofftofu">@highofftofu Everybody's allowed to nominate someone, then I guess there's a jury?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/OctaviusIV">@OctaviusIV I am actually completely sober right now. Surprisingly.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/BasselDamra">@BasselDamra I think so? Don't really know/care.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stuves">@stuves Oh. My. God. I've even heard that one.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

You know what? I have this account for five more days. Haha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAFIHGDLKEIADFBAFDSJN

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices Well, we Swedes know never to trust a fellow Swede. We are vicious and horrible.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:31 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Kalli">@Kalli: US air strikes anticipated after http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden goes rogue.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/mjfrombuffalo">@mjfrombuffalo But that's where I vent!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stuves">@stuves I don't get it. I feel stupid and sad now.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:30 p.m.

Oh I will. I'll take reeeeaaal good care of it. RT http://twitter.com/BeaRindevall">@BeaRindevall: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden oh. I still hope you take good care of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Toby_Hancock">@Toby_Hancock Problem is I don't have the current password. They are smart that way.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices Well, it's a small contract, but yeah. "At least 20 tweets during the week" and stuff like that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

So technically, I am not under any form of official contract right now.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:27 p.m.

Oh, and today I found out that the contract I signed for this account had the wrong date.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 p.m.

People have so much faith in me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/paulrabenowitz">@paulrabenowitz: http://twitter.com/spielraum">@spielraum http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden either he will have a breakdown or by week-end the account will no longer exist

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Feuerz3ug">@Feuerz3ug I'm pretty sure it's neither of those. But who knows?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 p.m.

.@spielraum I will be drunk tweeting friday. Just saying.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/spielraum">@spielraum: This week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden is excellent value. I'm predicting an international incident by Friday.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:24 p.m.

I just almost threw my computer because it was stuck in the wall. By the chord. Which I put there.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:23 p.m.

That state where your entire being feels like an open wound and EVERY. LITTLE. THING. feels like it is going to make you scream.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:22 p.m.

I have suddenly reached that state where I am constantly annoyed by everything and everyone.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/HPL666">@HPL666 http://twitter.com/HAD035">@HAD035 http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin I speak for myself and everybody I know, but sure. I could be more clear about it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Sounds like something I would LOVE.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching The theoretical is generally something I love, but they sucked all the fun out of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching A big part of it might be that my school was great at practical courses, but really bad at the academic ones.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching 2/2 How do you feel about that? If you like to perform, how do you feel about reading and writing about performing instead?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Journalism. The reason I didn't want to study more was that I want to write, not do studies about writing. 1/2

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/layerofrock">@layerofrock I might really start a war this time.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gswedes">@Gswedes http://twitter.com/pintsizedMB">@pintsizedMB I want to work as a journalist, but I don't want to study social sciences, which is a part of the education.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Gswedes">@Gswedes http://twitter.com/pintsizedMB">@pintsizedMB Pretty much social sciences. I want my sciences natural. I love natural sciences, but don't wanna work with it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Ha! What is it you are studying?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Oh god, I gave in after candidate.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MsWildhack">@MsWildhack They usually do it between the other two, kind of like a little break.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/_DylanEbert">@_DylanEbert Oh, there is a high probability for that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching I'm just out of university, so I might actually cool it with the reading :)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching (The guy who founded http://twitter.com/dodspop">@dodspop with me)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching But I would like more performance in my performance. Have a friend who ran a "performance account" on twitter though.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CanaryIslandsUK">@CanaryIslandsUK http://twitter.com/followKayBee">@followKayBee We're like stray dog in that way.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Hadn't though about it like that, but yeah. Kind of.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching I'll check it out when I have time to really watch it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Pretty much the only form of art I have never attempted.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:08 p.m.

Two words: Food. Alcohol. RT http://twitter.com/CanaryIslandsUK">@CanaryIslandsUK: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden What do Swedes like to do on holiday?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Is there anything I could look at using the magic of the internet?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:04 p.m.

There will be a lot of drunkenness. From him, from friends and relatives and, of course, from me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:03 p.m.

I will, of course, live tweet the entire thing.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:02 p.m.

By the way, for those of you who had questions about the Swedish tradition of graduating school, my brother will do it this friday.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/1NiDz1">@1NiDz1 http://twitter.com/Gswedes">@Gswedes It's a special hat you buy for an obscene amount of money for that day and then never wear again.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching No use, sure, but that seldom stops me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Yeah, I can see how that could happen. You miss it?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/afshimono">@afshimono http://twitter.com/niannelynn">@niannelynn I think I mostly hate it because I'm not comfortable in a car. And I get bored driving.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark Hey! Mean. True, but mean.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Ah, read your tweet wrong and though you were british. Congrats on the good food then!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:17 p.m.

Okay, so we've talked about swedish food culture for a bit. Now let's never, ever do that again.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching I'm sorry, but white beans and shepherd's pie - kill me now.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching http://twitter.com/imycomic">@imycomic http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin I stayed in England for three weeks, and the family I stayed with served exclusively true english food.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Lamz0r">@Lamz0r http://twitter.com/pintsizedMB">@pintsizedMB http://twitter.com/Gswedes">@Gswedes Mine was okay, but I was tired of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/judycopywriter">@judycopywriter Smörgåsbord is basically just having a lot of choices laid out.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:07 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching http://twitter.com/imycomic">@imycomic http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin We pretty much see good stuff and steal it. Italian and American mostly for me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 8:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/blondesupernova">@blondesupernova it's bacon, smoked turkey, sun dried tomatoes, sambal oelek and cream!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:58 p.m.

Apparently I do eat smörgåsbord. Good to know.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:57 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Swipsey">@Swipsey: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden well yes, almost always at the big holidays, the cold part of the buffet is the smörgåsbord. herring, ham, salmon, egg…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:57 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/alexvance">@alexvance: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Yes: onboard those ferries going between Helsinki and Stockholm.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MiraCristine">@MiraCristine Yeah, originated, but like when?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shirl26">@shirl26 A begging dog is kind of like that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/shirl26">@shirl26 A famous Swedish decorator once said "If there is a cat sleeping in a room, then there is noting an interior designer can do".

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

.@HAD035 http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin All of those thing are just... just awful.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/HAD035">@HAD035: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin sure we do! Raggmunk, wallenbergare, falukorv, korv stroganoff, blodpudding etc

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

Do Swedes actually eat smörgåsbord?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

I don't think I've ever eaten one.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:53 p.m.

I just realized... I don't really know what a smörgåsbord is, besides the idiom.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:53 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden next thing you are going to say is no swedes do a smorgasbord anymore....

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Tantfarbrorn">@Tantfarbrorn Bacon, rökt kalkon, lök, soltorkade tomater och sambal oelek.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin Hate to break it to ya, but...

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin There's a lot of classical swedish food, but nobody really eats it anymore.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin I wasn't really being sarcastic. That's what Swedes eat.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PaTitsky">@PaTitsky Swedish treat? I don't even know what constitutes a Swedish treat. Cinnamon buns, perhaps?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:45 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ryanbolin">@ryanbolin Tacos. Probably. Or maybe burgers? No, tacos on a friday night, that's it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/niannelynn">@niannelynn Skipping gears (going from 1-3, 2-4), shifting as early as possible, not making hard breaks, stuff like that. Gas preservation.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/CatalanVoices">@CatalanVoices You think? I always try to get rid of all other journalists. There are too many of us, and too few jobs!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/subirsay">@subirsay Well, sometimes we might be. But not because of that damned word.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/niannelynn">@niannelynn It means that when we take a drivers license we have to learn not only to drive safe, but eco friendly as well.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 Our transit system is, I guess, pretty good. But we of course all hate it. Cause that is what you do.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:23 p.m.

Lots of countries have the word lagom. Get over yourself Sweden. Or, well, me, apparently.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:22 p.m.

For you who don't know the word "lagom" is a Swedish word that means all Swedes will forever, falsely, think we are interesting.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pintsizedMB">@pintsizedMB http://twitter.com/Gswedes">@Gswedes I loved school, until I started university, when suddenly I was just so goddamn tired of it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 If I started at nine, I left my house at six.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 To get to school I took what is called a "complementary taxi" for places with no or irregular busses. Then a buss after that.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lwrocks">@lwrocks It is a waste of money, unless you live where my parents (and, for the summer, I) live.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:18 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rishi4u">@rishi4u Stick. Very few automatics in Sweden. Which sucks.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:18 p.m.

.@Gswedes They're celebrating while they still think leaving school is a good thing, before realizing the world is awful.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:17 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Gswedes">@Gswedes: High School students in http://twitter.com/Sweden">@Sweden on party truck; celebrating their soon to be freedom into the real world. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23G">#Göteborg http://t.c…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 Well, we are too, really. At least where I come from. Still, never liked them.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

Took my drivers license for one reason: so that my parents could no longer force me to practice with them.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

I hate driving. Btw. HATE it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 It's my dads. I usually try to avoid cars or driving as best I can.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:15 p.m.

.@Mikytricolor We have it all. We are complete. Now we will just calmly lie down and die.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 http://twitter.com/swe_peter">@swe_peter Probably is. We procreate like pandas.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:10 p.m.

(My parents have 2 kids)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:09 p.m.

Isn't it 2,4? RT http://twitter.com/swe_peter">@swe_peter: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden & 2,5 children

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:09 p.m.

That puts HUGE pressure on me, since I have NOTHING interesting about me unless I create something.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

My last name i Svensson and my parents live in a house with a dog.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

To live a true Svenssonliv you should have the three V's: Volvo, Vovve, Villa (Volvo, dog, house).

@sweden June 10, 2014, 7:07 p.m.

Regular, Swedish, middle class life is called "Svenssonliv" och "Svensson life".

@sweden June 10, 2014, 6:39 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian yeah, sure, but with several thousand jobs lost just this year, competition is horrible.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 6:39 p.m.

.@char_hartshorn Classic Swedish graduation. Kids drunk of their asses, dancing on a truck, screaming and blowing whistles.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 6 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian Well, sure. There are stuff to write about. More than ever. But without a medium, you don't get paid. And I gotz to eatz.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian Journalism. Specifically written journalism. Dying might be a strong word, but they are shutting papers down on a weekly basis.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian Partially because I just finished an education in a field that is pretty much dying, the world over.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian I wish I could believe that, but I am too much of a pessimist.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mikey_Nicholson">@Mikey_Nicholson I really have no idea, sorry!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/etellurian">@etellurian Sorry, didn't mean to be rude, I failed to convey my wink. It was just such an overly positiv version of the world :)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:31 p.m.

.@JasperCorstiaan Hey! I'm 22, well and ready for adult life! (Oh my god let me be a kid again I can't handle this please)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf">@Asher_Wolf Awww, cake! I wish I hade something good to send back. Like... Cheese?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:23 p.m.

*Looks around to see if http://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf">@Asher_Wolf is waving at someone behind me* *Timidly waves back*

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf">@Asher_Wolf: When you don't fix the causes of violence, all there's left to sell is bandaids http://t.co/JN3NJSAdDx">http://t.co/JN3NJSAdDx http://t.co/JN3NJSAdDx">http://t.co/JN3NJSAdDx

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lenasverige">@lenasverige I think it was mostly school that killed it for me. So many goddamn textbooks.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 5:12 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MelPolilla">@MelPolilla It's kind of late for that. Loffe is too old. http://twitter.com/EllenPage">@EllenPage can name my next dog.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/SmudgeThomas">@SmudgeThomas just some franchise optician.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MelPolilla">@MelPolilla http://twitter.com/EllenPage">@EllenPage he does actually have a name, though.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:52 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MelPolilla">@MelPolilla Nah, Loffe, but I mostly call him dog.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:42 p.m.

Gonna walk the dog now. Again.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Megadethchic">@Megadethchic Good morning? It's past noon! (Sweden's time is now the only time that matters)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

(The bird doesn't give a shit)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

.@MarcoTSantiago I will illustrate my feelings with a picture. http://t.co/BHuYR0AHY1">http://t.co/BHuYR0AHY1

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:39 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/MarcoTSantiago">@MarcoTSantiago: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden How do you feel about the FIFA World Cup?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:33 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/PeterAhonen">@PeterAhonen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Nice Filippa Reinfeldt or David Cameron impersonation

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/RedirectHere">@RedirectHere: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden It sounds like a social networking app that no one will use but Facebook will buy for a billion dollars

@sweden June 10, 2014, 4:24 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/lefthandof">@lefthandof: In other tech news, I hate iPhoto with a fiery passion.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:47 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/RinguPingu">@RinguPingu: Hey, http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden, it might be worth telling people that Nintendo's E3 event is at 18:00 our time. It seems a lot of people are …

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

I should watch things through before commenting.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:33 p.m.

Oh, yeah, it was.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:32 p.m.

About the letter from Sally, 10yo, that Sony used in their press conference... that was fake right?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/PacketNetworks">@PacketNetworks Nah, we've been DDoSed before. We know the signs.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ulimonster">@ulimonster Yeah, I guessed there was an explanation. People just don't know it. And don't really care.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:20 p.m.

YOU HEAR THAT PEOPLE!? YOU SUCK!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:19 p.m.

Why would anyone DDoS a gaming website? Well, people suck.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:19 p.m.

Seems the gamin website I write for is being continually DDoS-ed. Really, just a BUNCH OF FUN.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/sjalexander">@sjalexander: http://twitter.com/Vilsjin">@Vilsjin http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden apparently the Old Norse calendar had only "winter" and "summer" and I bet this holiday relates to THAT s…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Carly_B">@Carly_B It's a shit language to spell. But so's English. I'm always confusing s/c/z.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:09 p.m.

I mean, what in the hell is "pingst"?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:09 p.m.

Or, more correctly, we don't give a fuck about dates or what we are celebrating, as long as we get to celebrate.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:08 p.m.

We just suck at dates.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:07 p.m.

Sorry, we don't celebrate the middle of the summer on the wrong date, we celebrate the solstice on the wrong date. My bad.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:06 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Vilsjin">@Vilsjin: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Well, it´s not for celebrating the "middle of the summer". It´s the solstice that is marked (though not exactly on dat…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:04 p.m.

I mean, I get the ear thing. But humans don't have tails either. It's a real kettle/pot-situation.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:04 p.m.

"You look weird, you have no tails or ears!"

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2:03 p.m.

Yes, and of course we dance "Små Grodorna" or "The Little Frogs" in which we mercilessly mock frogs for not having tails or ears.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 2 p.m.

Next week it's "Midsommar", a timme when Swedes celebrate that it's the middle of summer, even though it really isn't.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:57 p.m.

http://twitter.com/rebkova">@rebkova I'm going up on the west coast myself, but not that far north.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kristin_wester">@kristin_wester But I like the feeling of just picking something off the ground. Not buying it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/DMRI05">@DMRI05 An elk/moose of course. With my bare hands.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lucidillusions_">@lucidillusions_ http://twitter.com/Fejicus">@Fejicus http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland http://twitter.com/WeAreHindustan">@WeAreHindustan OH MY GOD SO MUCH CONVERSATION I CAN'T KEEP UP

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus http://twitter.com/Ulf_Bodach">@Ulf_Bodach http://twitter.com/MalteRoos">@MalteRoos They don't have them, we do. End of story, really.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KaregrenMarcus">@KaregrenMarcus http://twitter.com/Ulf_Bodach">@Ulf_Bodach http://twitter.com/MalteRoos">@MalteRoos I went by the Germans, since they are the ones going "vere are die elks?!" every time they visit.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Lancefestivalen">@Lancefestivalen: This is true. It's called "allmän förskola". http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:22 p.m.

Does anyone know where I can watch Sony's press conference from last night?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski Ah, another form a football where you use your hands...

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland It's a form of dance that was obviously invented by drunk people. I love it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski Is it a team of Irish(wo)men playing football or is Irish football its own sport?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23DidYouKnow">#DidYouKnow All Swedes are left in the woods at age three, and not allowed to return home until they have killed an elk? http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Fact">#Fact

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski I can honestly say I did not.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/3fecta">@3fecta We have that too! And it's horrible. Just... just awful.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

Don't really now why I'm attacking Norway. I actually like Norway.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bahdumtssh">@bahdumtssh I'm more selfish than that. My own death scares me the most.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ireland">@ireland Nope, just out of school and unemployed. I have all the time in the world.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:46 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kendomusha">@kendomusha Haven't seen the movie, just read the book. And it is a good book. Aaaaaand... NOW this conversation bores me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Begbie4017">@Begbie4017 Waiting for my girlfriend to read it, then we're watching it together.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

.@kendomusha Oh, my bad, hating everything young WOMEN like. That's some good old fashion sexism right there.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:29 a.m.

.@kendomusha I love your aura of supreme elitism. Hating everything young people like. That's just... so phresh!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:25 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Samcornwell">@Samcornwell Oh, you mean like I did yesterday?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/I_am_europe">@I_am_europe But at the same time people have more faith in Reinfeldt as a politician, than in the party itself.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:07 a.m.

http://twitter.com/I_am_europe">@I_am_europe I'd say people are surprised. His party doesn't get a lot of good press these days.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/aussieV8girl">@aussieV8girl I'll move them when I have to ;)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:06 a.m.

http://twitter.com/kendomusha">@kendomusha I have stuff to do either way, and I try to set up deadlines for myself.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11:02 a.m.

http://twitter.com/yeahhsteph">@yeahhsteph Putting 'em on the list.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 11 a.m.

http://twitter.com/yeahhsteph">@yeahhsteph Might be. I've only read Fight Club, should I go for the others?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:57 a.m.

http://twitter.com/yeahhsteph">@yeahhsteph Very Fight Club of you!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:57 a.m.

(And for Nerdfighters there is a first chapter for an unfinished novel about the Evil Baby Orphanage.)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:56 a.m.

Was attempting to start a forum for people to submit their work to, but I haven’t got it going. Yet.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:55 a.m.

If you wanna read stuff I have written in English, you can visit http://t.co/V81U8nkWZV.">http://t.co/V81U8nkWZV. A few reblogs from others, but mostly me.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/yeahhsteph">@yeahhsteph Crying's good for you. I'll definitely see it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:53 a.m.

http://twitter.com/yeahhsteph">@yeahhsteph I did. And I cried. Of course.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:53 a.m.

And TFiOS did a good job of balancing it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:53 a.m.

That is good writing. If done correctly, of course.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 a.m.

It should be describing the nature of the soul using a McDonald's Double Cheese Burger.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 a.m.

Good writing should contain soaring pretentiousness tethered by the unbearably mundane.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:52 a.m.

The problem with most writing is that it is either too pretentious or not pretentious enough.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:51 a.m.

http://twitter.com/I_amGermany">@I_amGermany Not a word, and proud of it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis http://twitter.com/realjohngreen">@realjohngreen Well, he did that among a bunch of other stuff.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 a.m.

I mean, the dude makes a living writing books and making Youtube videos. That’s the goddamn dream!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:50 a.m.

Main reason being that http://twitter.com/RealJohnGreen">@RealJohnGreen is something of a personal hero.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:49 a.m.

But since this one was being made into a movie I thought I’d read it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:49 a.m.

It was the first book I read in a while. I like reading, but for some reason I just stopped.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:48 a.m.

Just before I got this account I finished reading The Fault in Our Stars.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:48 a.m.

http://twitter.com/I_am_europe">@I_am_europe Yeah, including two who are at war, like five infested by nazis and a bunch who are broke. ;)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/vithetsnormen">@vithetsnormen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden shoutout to the ever so present feeling of regret!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:47 a.m.

http://twitter.com/MatsNier">@MatsNier Yeah, I know that. But they don't!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

So, eh, hi http://twitter.com/realjohngreen">@realjohngreen. I'm Sweden. You know, the country. Good work on, you know, books and stuff.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:45 a.m.

You can ignore a dude, BUT YOU CANNOT IGNORE A COUNTRY.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:45 a.m.

Normally I am just a dude. This week I represent a country.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:44 a.m.

This is the perfect week to make shoutouts to people you like.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

http://twitter.com/filfund">@filfund A Nerdfighter is a fan of the Vlogbrothers. Google it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:41 a.m.

http://twitter.com/thealexmoyler">@thealexmoyler You do know what a Nerdfighter is though?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:40 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis Well, for me, it's about believing whatever's most rational, based on existing evidence.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:38 a.m.

(Pssst! Any Nerdfighters out there?)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/RaniBeaton">@RaniBeaton No idea, but yeah, I've got a while to go.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:37 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ren_davis">@ren_davis There are some, but not an abundance.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:36 a.m.

Sometimes my girlfriend gives me stuff. Sometimes that stuff is awesome. http://t.co/LYMVPq6Ifn">http://t.co/LYMVPq6Ifn

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:33 a.m.

http://twitter.com/silencewedge">@silencewedge I got what you meant :)

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/KulaBeth">@KulaBeth Tuesday, or as it is known i Sweden "National Gloom Day".

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:32 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nianymue">@nianymue No, I try to avoid pseudoscience. I just mean that my particles living on does not mean I will.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:28 a.m.

http://twitter.com/nianymue">@nianymue My particles don't make me. Every five years all of my components are replaced. All that matters is the consciousness.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:27 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Milla_Nilla">@Milla_Nilla I went outside and planted it, thinking it would maybe spontaneously return to life.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 a.m.

http://twitter.com/sunsentinello">@sunsentinello This was written by my predecessor. I very much look forward to the movie and just read the book.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:26 a.m.

Damn, that got dark.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

But I don't think I could go on living if there wasn't a part of me that truly believed that I will live forever.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

I don't believe in an afterlife. And I know I will die.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

"In a world where people just stop living, never to live again..."

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:25 a.m.

To me, death feels like something from a dystrophic sci-fi novel. Drawn from the mind of some morbid author.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:24 a.m.

I have a hard time handling the reality of death. The thought of it makes me very uncomfortable.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Chonnymo">@Chonnymo I never got the evite :(

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:22 a.m.

Two years ago I had an oak, but it got fungus and died. It was very sad.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

I've always thought trees are kind of like badass flowers.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:21 a.m.

These are my pine trees. Grew them from a pine cone. http://t.co/3HE6YMLwJu">http://t.co/3HE6YMLwJu

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10:16 a.m.

http://twitter.com/killua99">@killua99 I love how they always make such a big deal about colors on the machines.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 10 a.m.

Gonna go shower. So you just sit tight and imagine that for a while.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:57 a.m.

What have I missed?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:53 a.m.

GOOOODMOOOOORNING WOOOOORLD!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 9:52 a.m.

http://twitter.com/hugsandharry">@hugsandharry Holmbom? What is a "holmbom"?

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:31 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/femfreq">@femfreq: Funny, http://twitter.com/TomMcShea">@TomMcShea & I tweeted similar thoughts about women in Rainbow Six Siege but only my tweet seems to have attracted ream…

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:29 a.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Gonna try to check it out.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:23 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TheDissembler">@TheDissembler It's time we broke free. And conquered.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:22 a.m.

http://twitter.com/Roxmo">@Roxmo Looooong story. Or well, not so long. Check earlier tweets yo!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:21 a.m.

http://twitter.com/EWPettersson">@EWPettersson Not sure yet. Will sleep on it.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:20 a.m.

This is what we in Sweden call an "Osthyvel". http://t.co/xxuVfGjRjH">http://t.co/xxuVfGjRjH

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:18 a.m.

Tomorrow I might start a fight with someone else.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:16 a.m.

I will not be watching any more E3 tonight. I'll make it up tomorrow.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 1:12 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ChefyStephie">@ChefyStephie: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden let's just raid the refrigerator. Everyone will be happy.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:55 a.m.

http://twitter.com/TheShowPBAFM">@TheShowPBAFM http://twitter.com/paola_hardrain">@paola_hardrain http://twitter.com/WeAreAustralia">@WeAreAustralia Well this was more me agreeing not to invade Australia B/C of Steve Irwin. Basically.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:54 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/JoeMarmalade">@JoeMarmalade: Hello girl. *awkward silence* *silence until the end of time, no one ever speaks again*

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:44 a.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Sorry to say, I haven't.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:35 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ch_axelsson">@ch_axelsson You will be a double agent.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:28 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ChaiGater">@ChaiGater Thought I caught it before you saw it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:24 a.m.

http://twitter.com/ChaiGater">@ChaiGater I... I don't... I don't even.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:14 a.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching If that is the punishment I must endure for the sake of art, so be it!

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:13 a.m.

http://twitter.com/JensHendar">@JensHendar Nah, it's mostly due to the fact that I have 140x as many followers as I do normally.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:12 a.m.

http://twitter.com/fossto">@fossto Twitter and the army are really closely linked in Sweden.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:09 a.m.

http://twitter.com/joshleaves">@joshleaves It's... Well, it's going.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:07 a.m.

I feel like I lose control over most conversations I start.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:05 a.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices: I’m worried that if I go to bed, when I get up http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden will have annexed http://twitter.com/norway">@norway and taken over twitter. Power mad that one.

@sweden June 10, 2014, 12:03 a.m.

http://twitter.com/callumshepard">@callumshepard I know it wasn't a black and white situation.

@sweden June 10, 2014, midnight

http://twitter.com/killua99">@killua99 I might discuss it some more after the dust has settled.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:58 p.m.

http://twitter.com/callumshepard">@callumshepard Yeah, no, not having this conversation.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:57 p.m.

HINT! If you feel like trying to convince me that Putin's the good guy in the Crimea situation: DON'T.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/callumshepard">@callumshepard And yeah, the US can be assholes too.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/callumshepard">@callumshepard Militants that later turned out to be... badly disguised Russians?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:49 p.m.

Just blocked a couple of dudes telling me Putin never invaded Ukraine. That he just defended his country. Lordylord.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:43 p.m.

And, amidst all this, I get a new follower. I'm so sorry. http://t.co/xxC6YXZKNt">http://t.co/xxC6YXZKNt

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:38 p.m.

I am starting to think planning an invasion over twitter is not the best idea.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mr_S_Clean">@Mr_S_Clean http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Oh my god, I am now ending this conversation because of its sheer stupidity.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:36 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/EmmaLundstrom">@EmmaLundstrom: Love this week's http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden (platonically, he has a gf and I a bf). Less fika and ikea and more randomness and trolling ftw!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/xgebi">@xgebi They won't be able to stay. Because of the creepy stares. Did I mention the stares are creepy?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nathan_7">@Nathan_7 I would have no tyrannical ways. I would be a funky dictator.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mr_S_Clean">@Mr_S_Clean http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 I didn't say they did. I told Putin to stop. You interpreted it beyond that.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JackHammer92">@JackHammer92 I just earlier today talked to a really nice Canadian. I would feel bad.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:31 p.m.

http://twitter.com/defsmith">@defsmith Consensual invasion? Weird.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/That_Guy_Bones">@That_Guy_Bones Costa Rica sounds nice.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mr_S_Clean">@Mr_S_Clean The account is "a new Swede every week", thus I represent myself, as a Swede.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/xgebi">@xgebi Yeah, but I'll just look at them creepily until they leave. Call it a "preemptive PSYCH!".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JackHammer92">@JackHammer92 The penguins expect everything.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mr_S_Clean">@Mr_S_Clean http://twitter.com/Mikaels91">@Mikaels91 Can't really agree with you there. And Putins shitlist is longer than that. Like, gay rights, anyone?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/That_Guy_Bones">@That_Guy_Bones New Zealand's got it bad enough. Leave the poor fellas alone.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JackHammer92">@JackHammer92 Dude. Worst. Idea. Ever.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mr_S_Clean">@Mr_S_Clean The account is me. A Swede. And criticizing one country does not automatically mean siding with another.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/PilotDiaries">@PilotDiaries: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Hi, would you like an army of 1.25 billion Indians? http://twitter.com/search?q=%23IndianForSweden">#IndianForSweden

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

It seems I am really rallying the entire world right now. It is just unclear who we will invade.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mr_S_Clean">@Mr_S_Clean So by saying Putin is an ass I am simultaneously inviting American nukes?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ElroyK">@ElroyK http://twitter.com/WeAreAustralia">@WeAreAustralia http://twitter.com/burgotastic">@burgotastic http://twitter.com/Netherlanders">@Netherlanders You are good for passing through, though.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:19 p.m.

http://twitter.com/That_Guy_Bones">@That_Guy_Bones I'll think about it ;)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:16 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Mr_S_Clean">@Mr_S_Clean Neutral is boring. I want to be spicy!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:14 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/The_sad_hat">@The_sad_hat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Follow me and I will follow you into any war, my fearless leader <3

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/That_Guy_Bones">@That_Guy_Bones Oh my god, of course! Russia!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:09 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/stevenkarwoski">@stevenkarwoski: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I will follow u anyway on or off twitter! Thanks for not talking about the weather, radiotjänst,the bologet, me…

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/eeebbe">@eeebbe Well, I do have a record of disrespecting flags...

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:08 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis Be ready for my call. You will hear the sound of a goose, and you will know that it is me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:07 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Nathan_7">@Nathan_7: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden then your bio can read "failed writer but written about" :P

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:05 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/joshleaves">@joshleaves: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Attack http://twitter.com/france">@france. If we're at war by tomorrow, I will have an excuse to skip work. Also, our army is useless: https:/…

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/VulpesViridis">@VulpesViridis I am working on some sort of coup.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/menehunemedia">@menehunemedia (I didn't really get a message. They do tend to stay out of my way.)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/That_Guy_Bones">@That_Guy_Bones But to you, they're exotic. To us, their... you know, Swedish. And horrible.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:03 p.m.

If I don't make the headlines in some form of news media I will be sorely disappointed.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/standupmackan">@standupmackan: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden i, for one, welcome our New Sweden overlord.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:02 p.m.

http://twitter.com/That_Guy_Bones">@That_Guy_Bones That being said... They are horrible. Just... just horrible.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/That_Guy_Bones">@That_Guy_Bones WHO will be happy? WHO?!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 11 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/The_sad_hat">@The_sad_hat: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Your word is my law my liege <3

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:59 p.m.

.@burgotastic Australia is the country that both created and destroyed Steve Irwin. I WILL NOT fuck with them. /@WeAreAustralia

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

Just got a message from the Curators of Sweden. Turns out my words are not law. Not even figuratively.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:57 p.m.

BOW BEFORE ME, MORTALS.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:57 p.m.

Btw, did you know that during this week I represent every living swede? My every word is literally law.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pgpg4589">@pgpg4589 I don't know the specifics, but sure. I've heard about it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/pgpg4589">@pgpg4589 Like... Do I know Brazil exists? Yeah. Yeah, I do.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Linn_95_">@Linn_95_ http://twitter.com/joshleaves">@joshleaves http://twitter.com/norway">@norway http://twitter.com/IKEA">@IKEA *The Norwegians lift their guns* *The handles fall off*

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:46 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/Linn_95_">@Linn_95_: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden I think we should start trolling http://twitter.com/norway">@norway

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:41 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bygghouse">@bygghouse True. Having an empire kind of sucks. They ALWAYS fall apart.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Linn_95_">@Linn_95_ I have today told people that a sandwich with potatoes is called a "fnörvelholk" and that Swedes eat people. You'll be fine.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/KymriskaDraken">@KymriskaDraken I actually doubt it will entertain me any more than other sports do. Which is very little.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

http://twitter.com/bygghouse">@bygghouse http://twitter.com/Swedish_Cricket">@Swedish_Cricket It's never enough. We must have it all.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:28 p.m.

I once had a friends whose two main interests were rugby and double bass. Don't really know why he came to mind.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/xgebi">@xgebi Can't handle that information either.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:25 p.m.

http://twitter.com/_Maral">@_Maral Other things got in the way. Gonna watch at least Sony and Nintendo, but might skip the others.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:16 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/danifarias">@danifarias: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden there's a Brazilian curling federation.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:16 p.m.

But! I think you should follow them, http://twitter.com/Swedish_Cricket">@Swedish_Cricket. I mean, It's THE SWEDISH CRICKET FOUNDATION.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 10:09 p.m.

Apparently there is a Swedish cricket federation. I never knew. And I can't really handle the information.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:11 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JohanssonJSG">@JohanssonJSG But yeah, of course it had an air of same old, when does a press conference about games not have that?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JohanssonJSG">@JohanssonJSG They had a bunch of new IPs and some interesting indie games. A lot of stuff that interested me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:06 p.m.

Won't be watching EA though. I have other stuff to do.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:06 p.m.

Microsoft impressed me. It's obvious they wanted to make up for last year. http://twitter.com/search?q=%23E32014">#E32014

@sweden June 9, 2014, 8:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/hillsjostrand">@hillsjostrand http://twitter.com/vithetsnormen">@vithetsnormen Well, it's not that easy.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:59 p.m.

.@vithetsnormen DAMNIT. I noticed it a little while ago and tried to stop.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:58 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/vithetsnormen">@vithetsnormen: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden has a prefered word with which to start sentences. http://t.co/LMXjzWbMtD">http://t.co/LMXjzWbMtD

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

Microsoft just ran an indie game montage. MY. GOD.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ahmedliana">@ahmedliana Never! The hope burns strong.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:36 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sarabieb">@sarabieb It's in the middle of nowhere. The road to my door is littered by dead bodies who didn't make it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sarabieb">@sarabieb It would impress me greatly if you found your way here.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ahmedliana">@ahmedliana The "long walks" one. :)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:24 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sarabieb">@sarabieb Patience, grasshopper.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ahmedliana">@ahmedliana Well, I'm not the first. But I don't know any of the others personally.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ChefyStephie">@ChefyStephie I'm unemployed. I wouldn't be so sure.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ahmedliana">@ahmedliana And it's fun. Mainly. A lot of replies to keep track of, but fun.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 7:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ahmedliana">@ahmedliana I try to think of it more as representing me, as a regular Swede, if you can call it that. Not as much pressure.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 Exactly. But sometimes "having the discussion" with people like these means talking about that as if it was not unquestionable.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:48 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ruderigues">@ruderigues Nah, lots of people don't care the least about twitter.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 In some ways you have more of a right to be proud. I mean, you actually worked to get there, as opposed to people born there.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:47 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 And having a discussion about a persons right to exist? Nope. Not doing it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nestor076">@Nestor076 Sure, I can discuss it. Up to a point. Some people can't be reasoned with, and then I will not try.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:43 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sinustakykard">@sinustakykard http://twitter.com/dodspop">@dodspop http://twitter.com/exitskylt">@exitskylt Yup, but that's mostly http://twitter.com/vithetsnormen">@vithetsnormen. With some contributions from me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredrikNNorberg">@FredrikNNorberg Yeah, of course I should've been more careful. Obviously. But it didn't cross my mind.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:41 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/The_sad_hat">@The_sad_hat: Me and http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden are best friends now

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredrikNNorberg">@FredrikNNorberg It's just that most people who are "proud" of being Swedish have had nothing to do with making Sweden good. At all.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:38 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredrikNNorberg">@FredrikNNorberg They are. But going around just loving a country does it no good. Nothing gets better without criticism.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:37 p.m.

http://twitter.com/The_sad_hat">@The_sad_hat Hi there. This is Sweden.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sinustakykard">@sinustakykard You do follow http://twitter.com/dodspop">@dodspop and http://twitter.com/vithetsnormen">@vithetsnormen. We founded dödspop together. Or, well, maybe him a little bit more than me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredrikNNorberg">@FredrikNNorberg I always though that kind of patriotism was like an American thing.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:32 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tedb310">@tedb310 I heard about that. Yup, I see the neo-nazism.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:30 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sinustakykard">@sinustakykard Well (keeping to english on this account), I don't know. Where are you from?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:29 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredrikNNorberg">@FredrikNNorberg Well yeah, I've just never been in a context where that meaning was taken extremely seriously and could not be joked about

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:26 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tedb310">@tedb310 Well, I wouldn't call them a Swedish tea party. It's generally not as libertarian, and instead have neo-nazi ties.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:23 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kendomusha">@kendomusha http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Well, I'm not really looking, so it's not that tempting.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:21 p.m.

http://twitter.com/FredrikNNorberg">@FredrikNNorberg Well, I wasn't going to talk politics. I wanted to play a fun song. That was all.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:20 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching http://twitter.com/kendomusha">@kendomusha Well, yeah, no. When are you gonna get that chance again?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:17 p.m.

http://twitter.com/kendomusha">@kendomusha http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching Maybe that's when they added that to the "don'ts" list.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:13 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching We are actually instructed not to flirt from this account. Flirting prohibitado.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

Oh my god, the E3 Twitch show has started. And they are right now failing miserably at being funny.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:10 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elchfest">@elchfest http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices Yeah. We succeeded. And we were first. That's what Swedish schools taught us.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:09 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching I would have loved to see your image of things.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:05 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MagnusX71">@MagnusX71 Yeah, I think I've learned my lesson. Sweden is perfect in every way!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/erisiswatching">@erisiswatching It's kind of how I like to think of myself. Art in motion.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:04 p.m.

http://twitter.com/cganders">@cganders It was a valiant effort!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:03 p.m.

http://twitter.com/knowlex">@knowlex Well, I was like "gotta pee!", followed shortly by "lots to do at home!"

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6:01 p.m.

http://twitter.com/knowlex">@knowlex He went completely white, eyes and nostrils open wide. All vein-poppy and shit.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 6 p.m.

http://twitter.com/sjalexander">@sjalexander Nah, never got his name. Or, well, never cared to remember it, at least.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:59 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ptornroth">@ptornroth: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden another mistake Sweden's done to your list. ;)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/lenasverige">@lenasverige Then you must not be a real Swede!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:59 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JustinianiMonse">@JustinianiMonse It's like "reverse cowgirl" or "rusty trombone".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:58 p.m.

I so wish that dude knew that I am right now representing Sweden. Like, officially.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:57 p.m.

And, well, that was the story. Sorry for flooding your twitterz.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:56 p.m.

I try to list mistakes in a calm voice while the entire party is standing behind him fiercely shaking their heads.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:55 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Henderburn">@Henderburn Well, yeah. We tend to do stuff like that.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

And he walks in real close, looks me in the eyes and says "What. Mistakes. Have Sweden. Ever. Made?"

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:54 p.m.

And I go, "well, sometimes Sweden makes mistakes, for which it should be criticized."

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

"DO WHAT NOW TO THE SWEDISH FLAG!?"

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

And the point is to criticizes your own country for their shortcomings, if you simplify it.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:50 p.m.

Now, for those of you who don't know, "Skända Flaggan" is an upbeat pop song about desecrating the Swedish flag.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:49 p.m.

So there we are. At the party. And I realize, it's the Swedish national day! And of course I say, we gotta play "Skända Flaggan".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

The reason he wanted to beat me? Well, that's also a funny story. Not funny "haha" maybe...

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheLastBob">@TheLastBob: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden This is a lesson taught in grade school in Sweden. ”The neighbors are not are friends, they are but mere neighbors…

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

Oh, and if you do talk to people, never assume they are not racist morons.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:47 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/IWasAWhirlwind">@IWasAWhirlwind: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden or people. Never speak to people.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:46 p.m.

The lesson being: NEVER SPEAK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:46 p.m.

And for 15 minutes I am in their apartment before I almost get the shit kicked out of me by an angry... "patriot".

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:44 p.m.

And suddenly, after three years of no speaking, I am invited over.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:44 p.m.

They've invited friends. (I never knew they had friends.) And they are drunk.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:43 p.m.

And then. This friday. Two days before I move out, they knock on my door.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

I don't know why, but they never, ever talked to me. And, turns out, they never talked to anybody else either.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:42 p.m.

(This is not the funny part of the story)

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:41 p.m.

I greeted them, they stared back. STARED. WITH DISDAIN.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:41 p.m.

Funny story: For three years I have had a couple of neighbors who pretty much never said hello.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:35 p.m.

http://twitter.com/JustinianiMonse">@JustinianiMonse "Swedish cheese" sounds like a eufemism.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:27 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ArsenicPorks">@ArsenicPorks Then I will direct you over to http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark, who both lives closer to Stockholm and is a vegetarian!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:26 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/TheLastBob">@TheLastBob: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden And also, how the most swedes picture a typical dude from Miami.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/joefarrar94">@joefarrar94 Well, since you study journalism, I'll throw you a bone. Poor sod.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ArsenicPorks">@ArsenicPorks Not really from there, but Flippin' Burgers have the best Burgers I know of.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:14 p.m.

http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark http://twitter.com/RunningBecky">@RunningBecky Ah, yes. This is exactly what she looks like. She is, after all, Swedish.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

http://twitter.com/elchfest">@elchfest http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices Well, it really is the most logical method.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:51 p.m.

http://twitter.com/tawnyfrog">@tawnyfrog http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark Well, yes. Of course. It's like 45% of a regular Swedish diet.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:50 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ClariNerd617">@ClariNerd617 Monkey is at ball can, yes?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:49 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ClariNerd617">@ClariNerd617 Maybe so, but this is mostly just to show I can string sentences together.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:46 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/ScotVoices">@ScotVoices: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden Scott and Amundsen were amazing figures. A tragic end to an intense race.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:46 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ClariNerd617">@ClariNerd617 It's just 300 words, so reading a book about it might be going overboard. But maybe in the future.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:45 p.m.

Interesting though. He went to the South Pole to be the first person there. He was 33 days late. And died on his way back.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:44 p.m.

Why Robert Scotts last expedition? Beats me.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:44 p.m.

Going to write about Robert Scotts last expedition now, to show I can write and hopefully get a job.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:42 p.m.

http://twitter.com/RunningBecky">@RunningBecky http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark Well, she's like half the country away right now, so I can't take one.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

http://twitter.com/Nozze666">@Nozze666 http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark I made it up, as a joke, but turns out people can't tell real Swedish from fake.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:33 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ElkaSloan">@ElkaSloan Well, it's quite regular. My parents think i dress rather... oddly.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:33 p.m.

I give you, my girlfriend: http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark! *Loud applause roar across the world*

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:31 p.m.

RT http://twitter.com/EmmaHellmark">@EmmaHellmark: http://twitter.com/sweden">@sweden No mayo?! That's the most important part of a fnörvelhok!

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:28 p.m.

Trying to explain that it is because they go with my jacket. Getting no understanding.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:27 p.m.

Mom is home. She is upset by the very idea that I might wear leather boots during colder summer days.

@sweden June 9, 2014, 4:15 p.m.

http://twitter.com/ChefyStephie">@ChefyStephie I'm confused... are you going to buy me?

@sweden June 9, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

http://twitter.com/MsMorticiaFrump">@MsMorticiaFrump Well, he did sort the entire world by how their junk looked. I mean, being that pervy is kind of impressive.